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Chromebooks Don't Suffer From Bad User Experiences Found on Windows and Mac Computers, Google Says (aboutchromebooks.com)

Kevin C. Tofel, writing for About Chromebooks: Having worked for a Google Chrome Marketing team over an 18 month period, I never saw a project that aggressively goes after Windows and Mac computers like the one that was published today [Editor's note: the video is unlisted, but accessible]. [...] As someone who has used (and often still does use) other platforms, I can't really disagree with the point of this video. For too long, computer users have had to deal with cryptic errors, updates that can take hours to install and the dreaded blue screen of death / spinning beach ball.

Granted, some of my personal experience with those issues was when I was in corporate IT for 15 years; that career ended for me (by choice) back in 2007. And clearly, all desktop / laptop platforms have improved since then. Even so, Google is highlighting the modern approach of Chromebooks with this short video and that's an important point.

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  1. News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Manufacturer says their product is good and people should buy it

    News at 11, bitches!!!

    1. Re:News for nerds? by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Meanwhile, the geniuses at Microsoft are planning to move Windows to a rental model.

      Let's see how this ends.

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    2. Re:News for nerds? by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Meanwhile, the geniuses at Microsoft are planning to move Windows to a rental model.

      I don't think that's how it's going to work out, long term, at least in the consumer space. I expect Windows will eventually be free, or nearly so, while Office and other MS cloud offerings are monetized as a subscription. Heck, isn't Office free on mobile, since people aren't used to paying for mobile apps?

      MS has realized the end is coming for their traditional consumer revenue model. As everyone moves to mobile, Office is the only footprint MS really has. They really want to make money for cloud services for mobile users - which will of course be subscription-based. Good luck with that - it's a crowded space.

      Of course, their enterprise products have always been subscription based, as the real money was in the support contracts.

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    3. Re:News for nerds? by BlackOverflow · · Score: 0

      Mom says son is the best son.

    4. Re:News for nerds? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      They're planning to offer Windows on a rental model to companies, in essence trying to get all IT outsourced to them. That's not their plan for home users.

      I mean, it probably is, but not until ChromeOS and OSX are planning on doing it as well. Probably not for 5-10 years at least.

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    5. Re:News for nerds? by sexconker · · Score: 0

      Mom says son is the best son.

      Mom not Jewish or Asian.

    6. Re:News for nerds? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1, Informative

      Meanwhile, Apple are castrating their computers a bit more every year while increasing their prices.

      Let's see how this ends.

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    7. Re:News for nerds? by e432776 · · Score: 1

      on the technical side, how different would Windows DaaS be from ChromeOS? In either case I think user has limited/no control over their own files.

    8. Re:News for nerds? by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Informative

      Windows free? Nope. Not gonna happen.

      Chrome is just a subscription-less operating environment.

      The entire post is Google PR. Why? Chromebooks are cloud devices and of course you'd have a great experience, because you would blame problems on cloud vendors.

      What's at play here is the cloud model vs client/server or endpoint resource/storage. 32GB of storage is less than I have on my phone, and I'm not alone.

      The Chromebook is a terminal access device. Remember Sun and their Network-is-the-Computer maxim? Who was CTO of Sun at the time? Remember Eric Schmidt? He also worked at Microsoft-hating Novell for a while, too. The Chromebook is a pointedly stupid edge terminal device, devoid of much power, and priced accordingly. It's part of a centrist computing model where you PAY some one in the center to give you your fix of processing.

      This is not to say kind things about Microsoft, rather, the Chromebook is simply a terminal with memory. Comparing it to Windows isn't a good argument, as Chrome and Windows in the context of the Chromebook are two different things and models.

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    9. Re:News for nerds? by Zo0ok · · Score: 1

      It can be like that, certainly. But there are Chromebooks with more storage. They typically have 4-core, 4GB RAM, USB ports, SD-card slot. It is obviously low end but it is far from useless on its own.

      More and more Chromebooks run Android apps.
      In dev-mode you can run most everything (using croution, for example).
      I hear linux-apps-in-a-sandbox (kind of) is in the making.

    10. Re:News for nerds? by postbigbang · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So tell me you're good with the typical 32-64GB of storage. Tell me you're ok with 1080p. Tell me you're good with speakers that sound like tin cans. Tell me you're into all that peripheral device attachment option pack. Tell me you're good with dual OS.

      Why not simply buy an inexpensive 8MB/500GB laptop with actual LInux on it? I write this on a Lenovo running Debian underneath, Cinnamon on top. It's not the world best, but it's durable, has reasonable speakers, a few extra jacks, and yeah, 500GB instead of 32.

      It's a terminal. Simply a terminal. Cool terminal. Terminal.

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    11. Re:News for nerds? by nukenerd · · Score: 2

      Meanwhile, the geniuses at Microsoft are planning to move Windows to a rental model.

      I don't think that's how it's going to work out, long term, at least in the consumer space. I expect Windows will eventually be free .... MS has realized the end is coming for their traditional consumer revenue model.

      Microsoft will never make Windows free. Their traditional consumer revenue model is certainly an end because people will no longer queue overnight like lemmings for every new release of Windows, Word, or whatever, and sales of PCs (usually pre-loaded with Windows) are going down like a lead balloon. So to get an income in the future they want you to rent - giving a steady and predictable income, unlike the bonanza-drought-bonanza-drought of the Win 9x years for example, with the added bonus that they don't have to do much development in future except for security patching, and the occasional make-over to make you feel you are paying for something.

      As for whether consumers will accept it - of course they will. Renting rather than buying, and paying by Direct Debit, are in fashion, so once MS have your bank details most consumers will hardly notice the MS take amongst the other noise in their bank statements. In fact according to the manager of my local bank branch, most people scarcely glance at the detail in their statements these days, especially as "going paperless" seems to make them less likely to be read anyway.

    12. Re:News for nerds? by tsa · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Let's hope it ends before one of my computers breaks down so I don't have to choose between crappy overpriced secondhand or crappy overpriced new Apple stuff. Apple managed to lose a lot of their appeal very fast.

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    13. Re:News for nerds? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I mean, it probably is, but not until ChromeOS and OSX are planning on doing it as well. Probably not for 5-10 years at least.

      There'll always be the alternatives - SystemDredhat and Kgbuntu.

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    14. Re: News for nerds? by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      If they offered an Azure VDI option with office 365 and exchange integration and the ability to install apps like a proper VDI at $15 or less a month, We would do it for our company.

      VDI is expensive when it comes to windows. It's $100 a year per VDI session unless your on software advantage, and you're paying big bucks for that.

    15. Re:News for nerds? by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

      Apple managed to lose a lot of their appeal very fast.

      Well it all starts out well - it's edgy and it's tight, but at the end of the day you get shit on your cock.

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    16. Re:News for nerds? by slaker · · Score: 1

      It's not like the Chromebook is necessarily the only computer one might have. I'm typing on a Chromebook right now in preference to using any of four high-end notebooks (or either of my high-end desktops) that are all relatively close proximity. For a lot of non-business activities, like aimless Slashdot posting, it's a perfectly serviceable device. And I can start a remote session on one of the big-boy computers if I need to; web browsing is ironically something I generally don't do on this thing. I just like having this thing with an 8+ hour battery that doesn't get warm and does pretty much everything it can do pretty much instantly. I suppose that if someone made a bizzaro-world Xterminal with a 1080P touchscreen, I'd be happy with that as well.

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    17. Re:News for nerds? by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      Terminal with a decent battery. Everyone needs one.

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    18. Re: News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I carried an old Chromebook every day in college with 16GB of storage. It could run Libreoffice, Emacs, and every compiler I needed in Crouton, the battery lasted all day, it was light, and it was cheap.

    19. Re:News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Chromebook is a pointedly stupid edge terminal device, devoid of much power, and priced accordingly. It's part of a centrist computing model where you PAY some one in the center to give you your fix of processing.

      Data analytics and data science are two use cases in which a relatively low-powered, relatively dumb terminal device in a notebook form factor makes sense and has seen growth. Johns Hopkins University has been experimenting with Google Chromebooks in their data science programmes.

    20. Re:News for nerds? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      I can see uses for a cheap dumb terminal. But it's the model where it's a terminal, and not really a computing device that has edge processing beyond coughing a raster.

      I've been following portables and laptops since the late 1970s. Even an Osborne I or Kaypro has more usefulness. This is a terminal, a high-cost terminal. It's value as a terminal can be found in a myriad less expensive, vastly more sophisticated forms as cheap laptops-- that don't have the constraints imposed by being, well, just a really cute terminal.

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    21. Re:News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well I am FORCED to select between subscription based windows and a chromebook then chromebook it is.. I would rather just run a Linux distro like Ubuntu though

    22. Re:News for nerds? by f3rret · · Score: 1

      They're planning to offer Windows on a rental model to companies, in essence trying to get all IT outsourced to them. That's not their plan for home users.

      I mean, it probably is, but not until ChromeOS and OSX are planning on doing it as well. Probably not for 5-10 years at least.

      companies already effectively rent Windows. that's how the volume licensing works.

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    23. Re:News for nerds? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Gave a Chromebook to my mum. Linux would be a support nightmare. Only peripherals she needs are a mouse and occasional USB memory stick. Speakers sound fine, 32GB storage is fine.

      It's a great low maintenance machine. Somehow they made updates work properly, not like Windows. Some people crap themselves about the cloud stuff but for her having a proper backup is worth the small privacy trade-off, and Chrome with uBlock Origin blocks most of the advertising stuff anyway.

      The only real issue she has is that now and then they make a cosmetic change to Chrome, but she had that with Firefox and Pale Moon on Windows too.

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    24. Re:News for nerds? by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      Great edge use case. Chromebooks for civilians are not a bad idea.

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    25. Re:News for nerds? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Windows free? Nope. Not gonna happen.

      Just like Office for free would never happen? Just like .NET would never be open sourced?

      MS has money, they need footprint. They'll do whatever works to make that happen, assuming there is any such thing left. They're entirely focused on "cloud and mobile" as a business model.

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    26. Re:News for nerds? by lgw · · Score: 2

      Google's pretty good at going after that "99% of people" edge use case.

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    27. Re:News for nerds? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Microsoft will never make Windows free.

      Just like they'll never make Office free? Just like they'll never open source .NET?

      MS has money and needs footprint. They'll do whatever works o get there (assuming any such thing exists). They've prioritized "cloud and mobile" and everything else is secondary. If they think for a minute that giving Windows away (at least, in the consumer space) will help them get market share in "cloud and mobile", they won't even blink. Gates and Balmer were both kicked to the curb to make sure this happens.

      As for whether consumers will accept it - of course they will. Renting rather than buying, and paying by Direct Debit, are in fashion, so once MS have your bank details most consumers will hardly notice the MS take amongst the other noise in their bank statement

      Even in their wildest dreams, MS won't be half as expensive or annoying as cable TV, and people put up with that shit for decades.

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    28. Re:News for nerds? by vandamme · · Score: 1

      I'm typing on a Chromebook Pixel (2014) that I got used for $200. The build quality is excellent, speakers are great, hi-rez touch screen and i5 chip. I put GalliumOS on it (has the drivers for everything) and I'm using an SD card for storage.

      My first PC that never had Windows.

    29. Re: News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know you can run a Linux distro in crouton right? I have never signed into mine or ever used the chromeos side of it. To me it's just a small, light, cheap, well built netbook with as much storage as I need with the microsd reader. You can do a lot more with them than you realize.

    30. Re:News for nerds? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I have both, and TBH I use the Chromebook, despite being underpowered, more than the Ubuntu laptop(s) I have. I use the latter for stuff I can't do using the Chromebook.

      Chromebooks are well supported, they're fast, they're lightweight, have tablet like battery lives, and are pleasant to use.

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    31. Re:News for nerds? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Windows free? Nope. Not gonna happen.

      I could see the Home version of Windows becoming free, or at least free for the typical home user, as Microsoft tries to remain a player in that market.

      The Professional version of Windows? I agree. That's one of their cash cows.

    32. Re:News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple's entire business model for the Mac is "you must buy one of these overpriced dongles to build apps for iOS". Given the iPhone is also declining in marketshare, we'll have to see how this ends.

    33. Re:News for nerds? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Microsoft makes huge revenue from the OEMs, who in turn, get to have a machine with native Windows as delivered from the store, online or bricks&mortar. They're not giving that up. The only reason Windows 10 was free for a while was their huge gaffe with Windows 8, the absence of 9, and to get people to buy into 10, which has an advertising revenue model, just like their competition.

      They don't give up cash cows, as you cite, and no one in LinuxVille (Dell excepted) wants to put Ubuntu or Mint onto their hardware, because people will say, "hey, what's with no Windows?". Bottom line, not gonna be free in the foreseeable future, and Home will be free as an OEM. The OEMs will never go away, and Microsoft makes revenue, hence it costs more to the OEM, so the charge is "hidden" to the end consumer.

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  2. No privacy worries as well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With everything stored with a third party provider, I have no need to worry if my data is protected from prying eyes, as it is as protected as Google wants it to be.

    No thanks... keep your Chromebooks. A netbook with Tails or even Ubuntu is a lot better on the low end.

    1. Re:No privacy worries as well... by antdude · · Score: 1

      What about an old 15" Apple PowerBook G4 1 Ghz from 2002? I tried to reuse it, but geez so slow and its internal wifi isn't supported in any Linux I tried. :(

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  3. True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Chromebooks suffer from lack of experience period. They are the most neutered of computers, you can't actually do anything with them.

    1. Re: True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Agreed. A computer is more than a browser. Unless you got a Chromebook...then you just got a browser.

    2. Re:True by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      I thought some can run Android apps, which gives them a halfway-decent ecosystem, especially if you can sideload from .apk file.

    3. Re: True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet I am listening to music, browsing, chatting and programming on mine...

    4. Re: True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google docs
      hangouts
      gmail
      the computer is the network

    5. Re: True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do some chromebook apps just open a web tab? Why are they not separate app windows? If I wanted the web version...I would have typed in the address. Overall ChromeOS, just seems half assed and forgotten about.

    6. Re: True by tepples · · Score: 2

      "Programming"? I'm guessing you either A. put it in "prompt to reformat at every boot" mode or B. bought a Chromebook that supports Crostini, which only a few newer, high-end models can use. Or what option C am I missing?

    7. Re: True by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      He's an AWS dev and he's actually using cloud9 (which is running a linux virtual machine) and doing his work through a web browser. It works, but it's meh.

      I had a dev that used a chromebook for his aws work. It 'worked', but was way more difficult than using a macbook.

    8. Re:True by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I never lost any data on a Chromebook. Of course, I never actually figured out how to get data onto a Chromebook in the first place...

    9. Re: True by tepples · · Score: 1

      I've seen iPad users suggest using an online IDE as well. But it wouldn't work well for working on hobby projects while riding transit to and from your day job.

      C. Pay beaucoup bucks to a cellular ISP (on top what you already pay to your home ISP) for connecting to a server that you access remotely
      D. Access a server remotely through Wi-Fi or wired Ethernet and be unable to get any work done during the commute

    10. Re:True by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      ...yep, if there's no experience you can't have a bad one...try calculating md5 hashes on 5 million files, indexing them using dtsearch, and then looking to see the matches on a deadbook...

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    11. Re:True by ras · · Score: 1

      Chromebooks suffer from lack of experience period. They are the most neutered of computers, you can't actually do anything with them.

      We roll out hundreds of PC's to our staff, Most are Windows machines, some are Chromebooks. Google's approach is the browser is the "standardised" computer. It mostly works - it does have access to local storage, can take photos, capture signatures and the other stuff we do, so it's not a bad approximation. To use it efficiently you have to rebuild your infrastructure from scratch re-writing the front end in javascript, but in return you get a platform that works over low bandwidth high latency links, which extends your reach greatly.

      The issues mentioned in the video are not exaggerations - they are perennial problem with the WIndows machines we experience on a daily basis. Their WiFi drivers drop out for no apparent reason, they occasionally get stuck in upgrade loops, staff install crap on them (including malware). All this creates work for IT, work that simply vanishes when you use Chromebooks. Or mostly. Google and their suppliers still manage to have the occasional bug that kills us by downloading huge amounts of data over the mobile phone network. The proximate cause varies - it might be Chrome attempting to validate certificates, or a keyboard loading a dictionary. But underneath the bug is always the same - they hit a URL they expect to work, it doesn't work, so they retry immediately. But Windows does the same thing for different reasons. Overall, Chromebooks are a hugely attractive proposition.

      Hugely attractive that is, until you discover device ownership and authentication must be managed by Google. Managing all these separate identities, and looking after people who change them, forget them, or otherwise screw them up is a nightmare. Google does have some EMM thing that allows you to do it centrally, but the put an impossibly high bar on joining it.

      The end result is despite everything the video says being true, maintaining a fleet of Chromebooks is more work than doing the same for Windows machines. It's a remarkably perverse outcome for something they put so much effort into.

    12. Re:True by vandamme · · Score: 1

      For kids or grandma, that's a good thing.

      For me, I lasted a week with ChromeOS, a month with crouton. Now I run GalliumOS and I can do anything.

  4. Different bad user experience... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

    Not having enough local storage to save your work locally all the time, and having to rely on "someone else's computer" to store your personal data. I'd say that qualifies as "bad UX."

    1. Re:Different bad user experience... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Virtually all Chromebooks have an SD card slot. They all have USB. And while the cheapest come with only a little bit of storage built in, "not having enough local storage" is rare in the mid range and high end Chromebooks. So I don't feel like your criticism is entirely fair.

      You are definitely encouraged to upload your data, and many applications don't even support local data (because they're websites!) But even that'll change as Crostini matures and becomes mainstream.

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    2. Re:Different bad user experience... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      They didn't say it was good. Just that they have different problems.

    3. Re:Different bad user experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virtually all Chromebooks have an SD card slot. They all have USB. And while the cheapest come with only a little bit of storage built in, "not having enough local storage" is rare in the mid range and high end Chromebooks. So I don't feel like your criticism is entirely fair.

      You are definitely encouraged to upload your data, and many applications don't even support local data (because they're websites!) But even that'll change as Crostini matures and becomes mainstream.

      So basically the big feature of Chrome and most of its applications a.k.a. websites, is that you store all of your data on somebody else's computer so that they can rifle through every single byte of it and sell the harvested data off to the highest bidder. Anonymization only happens if they are in a benevolent mood and the same applies to them enabling you to store your work offline. Finally, the whole thing assumes that you have a 4G or 5G connection all of the time wherever you go. And all of this is ironclad guaranteed not to have any bad user experiences?

    4. Re:Different bad user experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what Chromebooks are good for? Parents and school children. Most people want to check their emails, browse the internet and maybe watch a few videos. Use the right tool for the right job. You sound like a laptop bought for cash at a garage sale type of user. Fedora being the distro of choice.

    5. Re:Different bad user experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > you store all of your data on somebody else's computer

      That allows you to log in using any similar computer anywhere and access all your data and emails and whatever. It also allows all that data to be shared with those that you give specific permission to, and that any changes they make (if given permission to do so) will be in that one master document rather than in several different local document copies.

      > the whole thing assumes that you have a 4G or 5G connection all of the time

      Or WiFi, or wired. But if you do have mobile with data connection then you will access the same files.

    6. Re:Different bad user experience... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Finally, the whole thing assumes that you have a 4G or 5G connection all of the time wherever you go.

      And the data plan blil for that is substantially more expensive than buying a traditional laptop and relying on sync whenever you're at home or an open WLAN.*

    7. Re:Different bad user experience... by tepples · · Score: 1

      But if you do have mobile with data connection then

      ...you're probably paying your cellular ISP the equivalent of the price of a laptop every year.

    8. Re:Different bad user experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That allows you to log in using any similar computer anywhere and access all your data and emails and whatever.

      WOW this is amazing. I sure as hell want to give all of my shit to some third party shithead to monetize the fuck out of it just so I can do shit I've been able to do on my own for decades.

      Crispin wrote IMAP three motherfucking decades ago. We've been accessing files on other computers since before operating systems were distributed with IP stacks.

    9. Re:Different bad user experience... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Finally, the whole thing assumes that you have a 4G or 5G connection all of the time wherever you go.

      And the data plan blil for that is substantially more expensive than buying a traditional laptop and relying on sync whenever you're at home or an open WLAN.*

      Chromebooks can function offline and sync when Wifi is available just fine. No mobile data connection is required.

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    10. Re:Different bad user experience... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Finally, the whole thing assumes that you have a 4G or 5G connection all of the time wherever you go.

      Chromebooks do not require a 1Gb 5G mobile data connection.

    11. Re:Different bad user experience... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      It also allows your data to be shared with and mined by people/entities whom you DON'T give specific permission to.

    12. Re:Different bad user experience... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      You are definitely encouraged to upload your data, and many applications don't even support local data (because they're websites!) But even that'll change as Crostini matures and becomes mainstream.

      Just like a leopard grows up into a Boeing 787.

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  5. Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When all you run is a browser, yeah, the software stack is quite straight forward. There's a single point of failure that all your software (and personal data) has: an internet connection. The hardware required to run a browser is quite small as well, without too many variances on mouse, keyboard, display, video driver, wireless networking, and limited storage. If ChromeOS ever tries to do more than just that basic functionality (local storage for example), it's going to have the same sorts of issues all other real computers have.

    1. Re:Well.... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      When all you run is a browser, yeah, the software stack is quite straight forward.

      They run Android apps now and will run Linux apps soon.

      If ChromeOS ever tries to do more than just that basic functionality (local storage for example)

      They have local storage, and include a file manager sort of app.

      The hardware required to run a browser is quite small as well

      Performance-wise, this is a fallacy. Browsers are memory hungry, and CPU intensive. If you buy a $199 Chromebook you are going to get a terrible web browsing experience. And if you buy a core-i level Chromebook, you might as well be purchasing a laptop that runs Linux or Windows because it's going to cost just as much.

  6. We have investigated ourselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And have found no evidence of any wrongdoing.

  7. Limited functionality = Limited problems. by Grokko · · Score: 0

    Chromebooks are not much better than a day planner, and less functional than a cell phone.

    You get email, browsing, google docs.

    You want to do software development painfully? Try loading up crouton, eclipse and going full steam ahead with software development.

    I can pull a coin from my pocket and flip it. I will give me a random state between heads and tails. The user experience is phenomenal, and the functionality useful. How can any football game start without one? Chromebook can't even compete!

    This is Google's own version Apple's "What's a Computer?" ad. The marketing manager for Chrome is pleased you greenlit his astroturf.

  8. Current state of Chrome OS by nine-times · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know what the current state of ChromeOS is, but there have been a handful of things that have made it unappealing for me.

    1) The focus on web apps. I tend to want local native apps. They provide a more consistent UI when they take cues from the OS GUI instead of just being "whatever the web developer thought looked cool." Also, I don't want to figure out what I have to do to get my word processor to work when I'm in airplane mode.
    2) The focus on web storage. I want my computer to generally work offline without needing to plan ahead. I generally don't want to have to think, "Oh, I'm gong offline soon, so I should make sure to sync the files I need to my local storage." I just want all my stuff to be there when I need it.
    3) Being tied to Google. I have a Google account, but I don't particularly like the idea that I need a Google account just to use my computer. Thought admittedly, Apple and Microsoft have been moving in the same direction, being more aggressive to push you to use iCloud and Microsoft/Azure accounts. Still, I don't like it.

    Why can't someone just make a good, reliable, modern computer that works out of the box, without trying to force any personal assistants, online services, app stores, or VR nonsense on you?

    1. Re:Current state of Chrome OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > there have been a handful of things that have made it unappealing for me.

      I don't have a motorbike or a pickup truck for exactly the same reason, but I don't care if others do have those.

      > Why can't someone just make a good, reliable, modern computer that works out of the box,

      Certainly they could, but they make more money selling Windows computers. Apple might fit your criteria, but you may find the price "unappealing".

    2. Re:Current state of Chrome OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why can't someone just make a good, reliable, modern computer that works out of the box"

      Good question. Why not? Because there haven't been enough people working on it? Because they haven't had enough time?

      Or maybe the idea that giving individuals the ability to manage every facet of their computing experience and expecting a worry free lifetime of problem free computing is just stupid on its face.

      Of course there are those of us who really want to get into the weeds. That's a good thing. But it's unreasonable to expect that computer geeks and everyday consumers should be using the same platform.

    3. Re:Current state of Chrome OS by btroy · · Score: 2

      Here you go: https://puri.sm/

    4. Re:Current state of Chrome OS by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      I used to be extremely anti- but recently have got a Pixelbook (it was so shiny!) and am happy with it. The addition of Android apps is very useful (particularly since they are usually written to be offline capable).

      It can't be my only computer, but in the category of non-work non-gaming non-video/image editing, ie reading / writing / browsing / video watching, they are excellent.

    5. Re:Current state of Chrome OS by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I'm not anti-ChromeOS. I've used it in the past, and it's... nice-ish. It's more that, insofar as they're taking aim at Windows/MacOS, I think they're not a sufficient replacement for many people yet. I, like you, can't use it as my main or only computer, and I only need so many computers for myself.

  9. Advertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, completely impartial. Published by Google, about Google, praising Google.

  10. Cannot take seriously by wjcofkc · · Score: 2

    All I saw in that video was a bunch of no longer applicable OS shit memes. The video provided no compelling marketing. I saw nothing of interest. What was presented looked like a social media consuming toy version of a computer. I am on a Windows 10 machine with an ancient FX 8350 and 16 gigs or ram. I wait for nothing except perhaps for compressing and decompressing multi gigabyte directory structures. I have Linux on an old i5 laptop and it is as fast as it can be. For android I have an S8+. For my serious computing needs I really do need 3 machines for my work, expect for the Android. Half the time my SIM card is in an old BlackBerry Classic because it suits all my mobile needs.

    Why would I want this? That is what the video should have covered.

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    1. Re:Cannot take seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Why would I want this?
      > What was presented looked like a social-media-consuming toy version of a computer
      Thing is, that's pretty much all the surface dwellers want.

      Am I just making a snobby remark? Or have market forces demonstrated (claims surely abound in TFA) that my opinion has a whiff of reality?

    2. Re:Cannot take seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > For my serious computing needs I really do need 3 machines for my work,

      > Why would I want this? That is what the video should have covered.

      You don't want it. For those that do want it: it doesn't cost several thousand dollars (or even one thousand) and doesn't need administration to keep it backed up, updated or safe and secure. It just does what it does for a small cost.

    3. Re:Cannot take seriously by Junta · · Score: 1

      no longer applicable OS shit memes

      Actually, I have had a great deal of that frustration, with my kid's chromebook!

      Audio stop working or start this awful buzzing noise? Reboot!

      Chrome extensions mysteriously appearing and adding 'toolbars'.... still happens....

      Some intrusive adware pops up and is difficult to isolate... Yes indeed. Once isolated, it's more reliably able to be removed, granted, but they can be more sneaky than I would have guessed.

      Thing totally locks up and needs a power cycle? Yes indeed.

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  11. Almost ready for mainstream use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a Chromebook until I converted it to Linux. It wasn't that bad, and I would recommend it to anyone for entertainment purposes. If you want to do real work, then your mileage may vary. Even with the best Chrome plugins, MS office online functionality is not great UI (and its horrid without special plugins that normal users may not be aware of.)

    If you can spend all day in a web browser, then its great. The great thing is that its easy to try out. Just try going a few weeks without using anything but Chrome on your PC.

  12. Yeah, hidden tracking ... by evanh · · Score: 1

    is always the first thing I think of when I think about Android and ChromeOS ... and Windoze these days too. Can't get any lower than Windoze.

    1. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you 4? What a dumbz fuck.

    2. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 2

      Android = Google = ads = tracking
      Chrome = Google = ads = tracking
      ChromeOS = Google = ads = tracking
      Chromebook = Google = ads = tracking
      Windows 10 = tracking

      The only sane choices left are macOS, Linux and BSD. And since Apple have gone completely insane on the hardware Mac side of things, that leaves Linux and BSD. And we're heard for years that BSD is dying, so that leaves systemD... I mean Linux as the only possible choice.

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    3. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      I mean Linux as the only possible choice.

      You mean, Linux disconnected from a network is the only possible choice. You are on this website logged in. You are being tracked.

    4. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Linux and BSD you get what you paid for.

    5. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by mSparks43 · · Score: 0

      and macos is just a 20 year old version of linux. which leaves linux and bsd.

      Seems mega corp decided its time to call linus s bluff.

    6. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by war4peace · · Score: 2

      Yes, by choice. Big difference.

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    7. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, freedoooom..., beeyotch!

    8. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, by choice. Big difference.

      But virtually everybody - in fact most of the people commenting here - make that choice so no there really isn't a big difference. If you're going to run disconnected from a network like what is suggested then it doesn't matter what OS you choose so long as it has offline capability whether thats windows, mac or linux. But you really think apple doesnt track you? come on. they might not offer any ad services (anymore) but they certainly collect data on you. The bitching about microsoft doing it is only because they told you they're going to do it, this naive view that apple mustn't do it because they don't tell you they do it is the height of stupidity.

    9. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by AHuxley · · Score: 2

      The customers who place the ads think consumers having to look at their ads is a good experience.

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    10. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Windows 10 has ads, too. At very least the startmenu is filled with ads from the store.

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    11. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Yes, by choice. Big difference.

      As you stated above, you know Android has tracking. You know Google services have tracking. You know Microsoft tracks.

      Why don't you choose not to use that software then? You know, how you choose to use this website?

    12. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If MacOS is a 20 year old version of Linux that must have been the last time Linux had commercial software on it. It is the reason people flock to Mac from Windows. They hate Windows but need software so Linux isn't a viable option. Get the software vendors on board a Linux might get somewhere on the desktop for commercial users.

    13. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and macos is just a 20 year old version of linux. which leaves linux and bsd.

      Heh. Kids. :)

      The NeXT team were doing amazing work with actual Unix (yes, BSD was once a real Unix - not just in name like today's, it required an AT&T license in 1988) years before Linus even had a PC...

    14. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      Chrome = Google = ads = tracking

      This is untrue. If you have evidence that Chrome tracks you, please post it.

      The closest it comes is with the malware protection that is enabled by default and which submits certain URLs for checking. Disabling it stops any submissions. In fact the only thing you can't disable is a one-time installation ID used during updates. If that bothers you then there is Chromium.

      Windows 10 we know for sure is spying on you, because we have solid evidence like packet captures and admissions from Microsoft thanks to GDPR. Can you provide some evidence to support your claims about the others?

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    15. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by mSparks43 · · Score: 1

      The difference is, only the best quality commercial support can survive on linux, so all those bits of software that don't care about the users know they have no chance.

        I remember the days when macromedia dreamweaver and flash was the only way to make websites. For example.

    16. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      It's probably true in the sense that:

      IE = Google = ads = tracking
      Edge = Google = ads = tracking
      Safari = Google = ads = tracking
      Firefox = Google = ads = tracking

      ...are also true. They're all web browsers. The web is pretty much dominated by Google.

      At the same time, the whole "Google is tracking me" stuff seems overblown. They're tracking some minor historical data and feeding it their into computers that determine what ads to show me, not selling my data to the Internet Research Agency to help Russian trolls identify me and piss me off.

      No, that is what Slashdot is doing...

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    17. Re: Yeah, hidden tracking ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shilling for Google now too? Playing with the address bar for a few seconds will quickly demonstrate that anything you type there is sent to Google. How else do you think it provides search suggestions as you type?

  13. clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that career ended for me (by choice) back in 2007. And clearly, all desktop / laptop platforms have improved since then.

    Fact check needed.

    1. Re:clearly... by DarkRookie · · Score: 1

      Hardware is a yes. That has improved a lot in the last 10 years.
      Software on the otherhand, has been an ongoing march on how shitty things can be.

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    2. Re:clearly... by Junta · · Score: 1

      Eh, in 2007 Vista had just come out. Windows 7 was a ways out. Mobile platforms were pretty much proprietary one off practically speaking. Windows 10 from a technology perspective isn't too shabby, but from a business and logistics standpoint, controversial to say the least. It *could* be better (two dimensions of virtual desktops, having window title search in their 'expose' clone, having their 'expose' clone actually show all the windows, instead of going the other way and sucking up real estate with a big 'recent documents' interface.

      On the Linux side, compositing was a novelty and not yet baked. Gnome 2 would have another 3 years of life. For all the complaining, each step has left a more rich ecosystem. Sure, KDE lost it's mind in KDE 4, but by the time Gnome decided to lose their minds, KDE had gotten back to pretty sane. MATE happened to maintain and modernize the Gnome 2 experience, lightweight desktops never gave up... Gnome shell is... better than it used to be, but Plasma desktop remains my go-to for rich customization.

      I'd say

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    3. Re:clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It *could* be better (two dimensions of virtual desktops, having window title search in their 'expose' clone, having their 'expose' clone actually show all the windows, instead of going the other way and sucking up real estate with a big 'recent documents' interface.

      I don't think I need such features, but what I've wanted is the simple ability to put windows "Always on top". The window manager has supported that for decades but only a single application is allowed to, taskmgr.exe.
      It's a bit aggravating to use a laptop (browser window maximized) and not being able to have small notepad window hanging on top to do basic copy/paste or write stuff.

      My task bar is rather empty, I removed all I can (I would remove the start button if allowed). The icon view is not bad, by that I mean the little squares for every running application. But no all the "tasks" have to be "grouped" so even switching to the browser's download window is made harder. Let me have two little squares for notepad, four little squares for the browser, and so on. I have over 1000 pixels of unused room for this.

  14. fuck you guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    how the fuck does this even make it to the front page? (aboutchromebooks.com) authoring works for Chrome Marketing team.. jesus christ.

  15. Amazing by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Amazing. A company says their products are good. Very insightful article.

  16. #1 slashdot financier = Google is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    #1 slashdot financier = Google is why - they "pull the purse strings" here + MANY other sites online. If they can't control your mind by pounding on it (even bad news since even BAD NEWS is news keeping you in the public eye) they lose the crowd. Lose the crowd, you lose customers. If they control your head? They control YOUR ASS!

    * That's marketing in a nutshell (along w/ the 1/2 truths & LIES they use) - a mind game!

    APK

    P.S.=> ... & IF what I said's NOT good enough? BizX former employees can back me easily (see GlassDoor reviews of the Dubai affiliated BizX saying so in fact)... apk

  17. Google says? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you expect Google to say? 'Our Chromebooks are basically espionage devices that don't fully function without a network connection.'? I'll keep my Macs, thanks very much.

  18. Amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Company announces their product is better than competing products.

    Tune in after the break when we'll be looking into the recent discovery that water is wet, and some breaking news of where bears are found to defecate.

  19. More to it than just MS, Apple and friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't end with the OS either, in-fact I'd argue that the OS is not at fault, its the crappy applications venders churn out and the equally crappy support they offer while gladly billing you thousands or even tens of thousands in support contracts etc (its a joke I know, but we all can't run out and fix it with Linux and a crack team of Linux software devs and live the dream).

    Next is the crappy half baked processes and systems people in the ivory towers come up and bestow (read DUMP) onto Local IT/Desktop Support to flounder around with.

    Believe me I know, Ive worked at a dozen different places over 20 years from helldesk, to desktop, to systems (not even in that order either), and I'm about to jump into the glorious world of management - specifically datacenter operations and cloud infra and probably wonder why that seemed like a good idea in 6 months :-)

    A chomebook which only runs a custom stripped down OS, one type of browser on a known cheap hardware configuration vastly limits what crap people can dream up compared to Windows, macOS and other fully featured operating systems. They have to make it work in a browser, one type of browser, and it has to not kill battery life. A pretty fixed and simple staring point.

  20. Well... by thePsychologist · · Score: 1

    Headline makes this sound like some kind of study. It's not. It's an ad.

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  21. Press Space Enter to lose data by tepples · · Score: 2

    Last I read, only a Chromebook in developer mode can sideload APKs, and in developer mode, the firmware prompts the user on each boot to press keys to disable developer mode (which wipes the drive). So you'll have to end up keeping your Chromebook under lock and key in order to keep someone else from turning it on, following the prompts, and losing all your data since last backup as well as the use of the machine until you can get all your stuff reinstalled. (I wrote about this elsewhere.)

    1. Re:Press Space Enter to lose data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, using a Chromebook for side loaded Android apps. Careful you don't fall over since you're on the edge of edge cases.

    2. Re:Press Space Enter to lose data by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      Last I read, only a Chromebook in developer mode can sideload APKs, and in developer mode,

      You should read more often:
      https://www.androidcentral.com...

    3. Re:Press Space Enter to lose data by tepples · · Score: 1

      From the linked page:

      Blockers make us sad. We use ads to keep our content free. Please support us by whitelisting us. You can report badly behaved ads by clicking/tapping the nearby 'Advertisement' text.

      [Disable my blocker]

      I am using the Tracking Protection feature of Firefox, not an ad blocker. I guess I can add one more to the list of sites that deliberately treat privacy tools no differently from ad blockers instead of falling back to different ads that respect viewers' privacy.

    4. Re:Press Space Enter to lose data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, you know, click the word "close"

    5. Re:Press Space Enter to lose data by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

      I am using the Tracking Protection feature of Firefox, not an ad blocker. I guess I can add one more to the list of sites that deliberately treat privacy tools no differently from ad blockers instead of falling back to different ads that respect viewers' privacy.

      Just disable Javascript and reload. Problem fixed.

      More and more I'm leaning towards wanting a browser that permits per-website Javascript white/black listing. Safari added some great per-website settings controls, and just needs to add Javascript blocking to be perfect.

      My new motto is "just because I visit your website does NOT give you permission to run your code on my machine". This needs to become more embedded in the general web use and development cultures IMO.

      Yaz

    6. Re:Press Space Enter to lose data by tepples · · Score: 1

      More and more I'm leaning towards wanting a browser that permits per-website Javascript white/black listing. Safari added some great per-website settings controls, and just needs to add Javascript blocking to be perfect.

      Firefox supports the "JavaScript Switcher" extension by Suraj Jain. It allowed access to the site.

    7. Re:Press Space Enter to lose data by tepples · · Score: 1

      Last I read, only a Chromebook in developer mode can sideload APKs, and in developer mode

      You should read more often:
      ["These are the Chromebooks that can run Android and Linux apps" by Jerry Hildenbrand]

      Nothing in that article says anything about support for "sideloading" or "Unknown sources". Instead, it describes which Chromebooks can download and run apps from Google Play Store.

    8. Re:Press Space Enter to lose data by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      Last I read, only a Chromebook in developer mode can sideload APKs, and in developer mode

      You should read more often:
      ["These are the Chromebooks that can run Android and Linux apps" by Jerry Hildenbrand]

      Nothing in that article says anything about support for "sideloading" or "Unknown sources". Instead, it describes which Chromebooks can download and run apps from Google Play Store.

      Ah - my mistake, I misunderstood the context. Yes you're right you can't sideload without being in developer mode. Which is annoying, to say the least.

      I humbly withdraw my sarcasm.

    9. Re:Press Space Enter to lose data by slaker · · Score: 1

      There's a common browser addon called umatrix that allows users to set fine-grained permissions for different sorts of content, including media, scripts and frames. It's a favorite of mine, except one of its most common bugs is that the UI it uses will occasionally randomly disappear from your user interface. I understand why that functionality isn't built in to mainstream browsers, but I can't browse without it.

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    10. Re:Press Space Enter to lose data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uMatrix offers more.

  22. Yet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet...the commercial probably wan't created on a Crapbook....or Chromebook!

  23. Chromebooks are for inexperienced users by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since virtually everything you can do is something you can do in a browser the comparison point ought to be to firefox not an actual operating systems.

    CHeomebooks barely have a user experience. Their abilities are so lightweight it's not asking much that it do it well.

    Oh sure you could run them unlocked. I've done it. And I have to say the user experience is insanely painful when you switch it to "debug" mode to allow you to install anything other than the blessed browser based apps. I can tell you that the first time you forget to hold control-D down during any reboot and it wipes the disk, it's a probably the worst possible user experience you could imagine.

    Try installing something. Anything from a package manager.... oh wait you can't. You get what they have and it's browser style apps. you can't use any of the other ports.

    it's locked down.

    So it's the perfect device for 75% of the people out there who are better off being prevented from doing stupid shit than being offered versatility. I might be underestimating that market. It's the toaster of of computers. Even android phones can do more. it's like a firestick with a keyboard.

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    1. Re:Chromebooks are for inexperienced users by Merk42 · · Score: 1

      So it's the perfect device for 75% of the people out there...

      Wow, someone here that realizes their own point of view when it comes to computers is in the minority! That other people (and actually the majority) feel different than they do! A round of applause to you goombah99!!!

    2. Re:Chromebooks are for inexperienced users by Kurrelgyre · · Score: 1

      You haven't paying much attention to that space, have you? https://blog.google/products/c...

  24. Slash Ver Tisement by sexconker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To the tune of the Captain Planet theme song:

    Slash Ver Tisement! It's appeared, oh.
    Gonna take our users down to zero!
    With ad dollars, maximized,
    We'll once more try to sell this site.

    Slash Ver Tisement! It's appeared, oh.
    Gonna take our users down to zero!
    Gonna make our users wonder
    Why they still click after, every blunder!

    You'll pay for this, Slash Ver Tisement!

    We're the Slashdotqueers.
    You can be one too!
    'Cause trolling on this site is the thing to do.
    Leaving and ignoring is not the way,
    Hear what Slash Ver Tisement has to say:

    "THIS SITE IS FUCKING DEAD!"

  25. Of course not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's a garbage device that should not exist, on which you can barely do anything that isn't web browsing.

  26. They just have NO privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you Big Goog. Fuck you all day.

  27. nope by Hugh+Jorgen · · Score: 0

    The windows experience has regressed not improved since 2007. Metro and the tablet focus UI blow!

  28. No crappy user experience? by bungo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm writing this on a Google i5 Pixel Chromebook.

    The god-damn bluetooth keeps turning off. If I put it to sleep, there's a 50-50 chance than the bluetooth just turns off and a reboot is needed to get it working again.

    Google do not have a fix. Lots of people have the same problem.

    This is a crappy user experience.

    And this thing was damn expensive as well.

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    1. Re:No crappy user experience? by MobileC · · Score: 1

      Replying on an Acer Chromebook 14 Work here.
      85% battery, 17hrs left.
      The sound sometimes mutes and requires a restart, but other than that, as I'm not doing as much photo/video editing these days, my Mac Book Air has been put up for sale.
      This thing was cheap as well.

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    2. Re:No crappy user experience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Pixel as well. You have a special line into real human support for Pixel Chromebooks at Google. Contact them and someone will work this out for you. It is expensive, indeed, but at least one gets something other that 1080 resolution and a non-letterbox aspect ratio screen.

      Sometimes it is nice to put down my Alienware behemoth and pick up a lightweight machine late at night when just browsing about.

    3. Re:No crappy user experience? by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      To be fair, things not working after waking up from sleep has been a problem for 20+ years. Windows... Mac... doesn't matter.

      A crappy experience is just the accepted standard. No surprise Google isn't doing better than anyone else.

  29. Neither does an iPad by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    And an iPad is way more functional than a Chromebook.

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    1. Re:Neither does an iPad by ArchieBunker · · Score: 2

      An iPad comes with a full keyboard, an SD card slot, and the ability to run Linux?

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  30. Hmmmm... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    The ad told me not to buy a Chromebook; strange ad. It said "If you want a modern, which means tablet-like, laptop, with app icons on a desktop and full-screen only apps, you should buy a chromebook." Which is strange, cause I already have a tablet. And they are great for doing things. But I buy a laptop to work.

    Also, I don't remember the last time I saw a blue screen of death, and I'm around a lot of computers all day. Many of those computers are run by idiots.

    I'd be curious to see if the ad was successful.

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    1. Re:Hmmmm... by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I rarely see BSOD as well and usually when I do it's a hardware related issue not the operating system.

    2. Re:Hmmmm... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Most people never see a BSOD because by default, Windows is set to reboot when a BSOD happens.

      The vast majority of the very few I see are from graphics card drivers, which may be the actual hardware too.

  31. What a complete load of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We picked up a couple where I used to work and found them to be completely unusable for any office task. Want to present something? good luck. Connect to WIDI? forget it. How about RDP? nope. RDS? Naw. Two tasks at a time? why would you want to?!?! Lets load a project file. Nope. Word? covert it first.

    We ere a g-suite customer, and STILL found the time to be a complete waste of space.

    Tons of hardware and power stymied by the worst excuse for a garbage OS ever conceived. No bad user experience... WTF

  32. Can you install Linux/etc. on these? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

    I've heard horror stories about how Chromebooks are supposed to be upgradable to Linux, but they aren't and then wipe your install and data. Does anyone have any idea if these will upgrade and stick?

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    1. Re:Can you install Linux/etc. on these? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      It's possible to run Linux on some Chromebook models, and not others. And it's a big YMMV situation. Don't expect a clean experience. If you want a Linux laptop but a laptop that ships with some flavor of Linux. That ensures there at least exists drivers for all the hardware components.

    2. Re:Can you install Linux/etc. on these? by bungo · · Score: 1

      You can run Linux on Google Pixels, but to do this, you need to activate developer mode, and this indeed will wipe it and do a factory reset.

      Google do have a version of Linux that is in beta, that when it is released, it will enable Linux to be installed in a container. This will not need to use developer mode and will not need a wipe. I'm currently waiting on this, and I'll install it as soon as it is released properly.

      This will only really run on high end Chromebooks, like Google's and the new one from Samsung.

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    3. Re:Can you install Linux/etc. on these? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes. I've put them on every one I've owned. use Crouton for instance.

    4. Re:Can you install Linux/etc. on these? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Wait, ChromeOS doesn't use Linux drivers?

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    5. Re:Can you install Linux/etc. on these? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Wait, ChromeOS doesn't use Linux drivers?

      Android uses Linux drivers as well, but for some reason, there isn't just some universal Android dist out there that can be plopped on any device and run. I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to solve that mystery.

  33. Wrong.. we throw them away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We throw them away and vow never to buy another Chromebook. Period

  34. Chromebooks suck by nwaack · · Score: 1

    I can do the same exact thing that a chromebook does using my el-cheapo Synology NAS with my laptop, desktop, phone, etc. AND I get to keep control of my data.

  35. Must be true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google says so. âoeSo say we all.â

  36. Fucking keyboards suck on all chromebooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where the FUCK is the goddamn DELETE key!

    I love the size, battery, performance of my 3 chromebooks, but all three keyboards have at least 3 broken keys. To replace a keyboard is $90-$120 in parts and EVERYTHING has to be removed, including the motherboard.

    On a Dell 15 laptop, replacing the keyboard is 10 minutes and $23.

    Where the FUCK are F11 and F12!

    And the forced chromeOS patches suck. I use a chromebook for travel. It is, by far, the most secure, easy to use, travel computer available today. This is thanks to google forcing TPM in all chromebooks and doing good to keep them patched, But when I'm leaving the country for 3-6weeks, I don't want a forced OS upgrade. I should be able to stop that. Google, you're becoming like MSFT with the forced patches. Fuckers.

    I want my FUCKING DELETE KEY!!!

    1. Re:Fucking keyboards suck on all chromebooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you want to delete stuff. You don't need to delete stuff. Google will remember it for you. You should stop trying to do something you're not allowed to.

  37. Then its not for you by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

    Gee it really takes a genius to figure out a Chromebook is not the product for you. They have their uses but this isn't a one size fits all solution.

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    1. Re:Then its not for you by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Well no, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that a Chromebook is not the product for me. But I'm responding to an ad where Google seems to be trying to convince me that it is for me (or at least people in general).

      Last I checked on ChromeOS, using ChromeOS for your main computer was a bit like trying to use an iPad as your main computer. Like... yeah, for some people it'll work. But generally, no.

  38. Simple products that do less have less errors by Arkham · · Score: 1
    This seems pretty obvious. A Chromebook is woefully inadequate to do what I use my work computer for on a daily basis. It's the same reason I didn't replace my $3000 MBP with an iPad.

    If I were to use my Mac purely for running Safari or Chrome in full screen mode, I suspect I'd see a lot less confusing stuff that way too.

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    1. Re:Simple products that do less have less errors by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Simple products that do less have less errors

      The word you want is "fewer". Simple products that do fewer have less errors.

  39. "Bad user experiences" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Chromebooks Don't Suffer From Bad User Experiences Found on Windows and Mac Computers, Google Says

    Right. Instead, they suffer from bad user experiences that are unique to Chromebooks.

  40. The best part is by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    An iPad comes with a full keyboard

    Yes IF YOU WANT IT TO. You seem to hate choice. Ironic for a UNIX user.

    , an SD card slot, and the ability to run Linux?

    The thing about an iPad is, it actually comes usable as shipped and I would argue for 99% of people the iPad is more usable as shipped than Linux installed to a Chromebook.

    The iPad actually has far vaster commercial software support.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:The best part is by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      Tell me about all this commercial software people are buying for iPads. Most people use them to consume content.

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  41. Why did you buy a Chromebook in the first place? by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    Jeez Louise,

    Any time a story about Chromebooks and ChromeOS comes up here: people whine about their Chromebooks and how they can't run their own apps, the systems don't have much local storage, the UI is limited, etc.

    Shouldn't you have known all these things before you plunked your money down and bought one?

  42. Requires Service Worker support by tepples · · Score: 1

    Chromebooks can function offline and sync when Wifi is available just fine.

    Provided that the web application that you are using on your Chromebook uses Service Workers to work offline. How widespread is full support for Service Workers? This topic claims that things like Amazon Cloud9 IDE don't support it.

  43. ...as though the goal is no bad user experiences?. by ole_timer · · Score: 1

    ...what dumb everything down until there's no bad experiences? how insane of them - the goal should be more lofty than that...

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  44. It is advertorial but it's also true by julian67 · · Score: 2

    It is advertorial but it's also true. In my tiny, anecdotal experience:

    Helping friends and family with keeping their Windows systems functional was horrible and occurred too frequently for everyone concerned. Non technical users have true difficulty in describing the very real problems they do definitely encounter in using traditional desktop operating systems. Sometimes the OS or applications update and new problems arise; sometimes the users explore and try stuff and encounter bugs or deeply a unhelpful UI that leaves them unable to undo changes. It's really hard to diagnose this stuff, or often even to have it demonstrated to you. I did try encouraging people to try Linux based systems (I did the installs as am not a total sadist) and, of course, the Windows issues are negated but other stuff crops up which seems just as bewildering for the user. The fact that it is much easier to fix or explain for me is totally beside the point to them.

    Chromebooks have pretty much killed off these socially awkward situations. Occasionally I'm asked about a seemingly insurmountable problem and I can say clever stuff like "it's down to Chrome caching everything, even your typos when trying to log in places, just power it right down and restart." This works a mere 99% of the time. The remaining 1% is when the poor user imagines they can set up their fully functional USB printer or scanner. Hahahahahahahaha. Easy answer though: "Buy a new one that is certified to work with Chromebooks so Google can parse all your printed matter".

    I don't use a Chromebook, but I definitely encourage their use by any person who I would otherwise expect to seek PC help via family/friend networks.

    1. Re:It is advertorial but it's also true by SlideWRX · · Score: 1

      Seriously?!? Your explanation for Chromebook being better is that tech support is "Did you try turning it off and back on again?"?!?!? Oh wait, your other response is to look for the MS 'works for sure' label - Er, I mean, 'certified for chromebooks'.

    2. Re:It is advertorial but it's also true by julian67 · · Score: 1

      Yes, seriously, that's exactly it. It's low effort, low maintenance for *me*. I like that.

      Complicated stuff huh?

      Next please.

  45. Official docs still say developer mode is required by tepples · · Score: 1

    I reread today.

    From "How to Sideload an Android App From an APK on a Chromebook" by Chris Hoffman:

    Step One: Put Your Chromebook Into Developer Mode

    If you’re used to Android, you know that you need to enable the “Unknown Sources” option to install apps that aren’t available in Google Play. However, this option is hidden and not normally available on Chrome OS.

    To access this option, you’ll need to put your Chromebook into developer mode
    [...]
    If you don’t see the Unknown Sources option here, your Chromebook isn’t in developer mode. This option only appears here when your Chromebook is in developer mode, so try going through Step One again.

    I concede that this article was published two years ago. Let's try a more recent article from January 2018, "You'll Soon be Able to Sideload Android Apps on your Chromebook Without Developer Mode" by Arol Wright:

    app sideloading's been available since the rollout of Android app support on the platform, but it currently requires enabling Developer mode. However, this might be changing very soon, according to a code commit spotted in Chrome OS.
    [...]
    easier Chrome OS sideloading won't come to consumer devices right away -- the commit references enterprise Chromebooks such as those in businesses and schools. When the feature is live, Chrome OS administrators will be able to toggle APK sideloading on and off on fleets of devices with a simple switch.

    It's not certain yet whether Google will roll sideloading support out to regular, consumer Chromebooks in the near or far future.

    Has this gone live on non-enterprise Chrome OS yet? It appears not, as "Load apps on Chromebooks" from the official Android documentation still states as of today:

    Enabling unknown sources is available only when your device is in Developer mode.

  46. Re:Official docs still say developer mode is requi by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

    Has this gone live on non-enterprise Chrome OS yet?

    Yes. The link I posted is a list of stable-channel Chromebooks that run Google Play. It's not all, they run inside some sort of virualisation so the hardware has to have a bit of grunt to do it and probably only certain instruction sets are supported. There are about 20 models on the list and any modern one probably will run it.

  47. Chromebooks Are New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chromebooks are new. If you stick within the anticipated design paradigm and use-cases, of course they deliver a good user experience! Chromebooks were specifically designed to work well in that space.

    The problem is that time passes, user expectations change, new ideas happen, costs shift, and the use-cases expand. You adapt the system as best you can and usually, this works pretty well at first, but less well over time. Eventually you encounter some grating edges that you cannot just paper over.

    Here's the thing. 3270 terminals delivered a "good user experience" for a long time, as did VT terminals and all the rest. Once honest-to-goodness distributed computing became available, it became clear that terminals could not adapt and meet the new user expectations. Lotus 1-2-3/M and PROFS notwithstanding.

  48. Laptop? by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

    I know everyone calls them laptops, but I thought that was a no-no when it came to marketing material?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  49. Keyboard, Mouse, Cut n Paste, Multi Window by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Keyboard, Mouse, Cut n Paste, Multi Window. Classic desktop usability requirements with well known and familiar solutions These suck donkey balls on both Android and Chromebook.

    Cut and paste... it's just maddening, that's the only word for it. Why do I need to hunt around for a paste option that is a menu option, different in every application if it even exists? Come on you guys, you know you hacked this thing together in a couple days back in the dim history of early Android. So spend a couple more weeks and fix it, ok?

    Mouse does almost work except crappy. I'm not going to go into it, try it. While at it, try to cut and paste with the mouse. Compare to how it works in Windows or Linux.

    Keyboard shortcuts... unmitigated disaster. Coordination between mouse and keyboard, even worse.

    Multiwindow support, don't get me started. This is not rocket science.

    Hey Google smart people: IF YOU SAY THAT CHROMEBOOK DOES NOT SUFFER FROM BAD USER EXPERIENCE THEN YOU ARE LYING AND YOU KNOW IT

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  50. Great for your Grandparents and tech illiterates by Sarusa · · Score: 1

    Chromebooks are perfect for people who are tech support nightmares you don't want to support. You know that guy at work who can't be trusted with the toaster. You can't even trust him with a Mac.

    It's hellish for anyone who knows what they're doing though, unless all you want to do is web browse and write documents. I've tried. Way too limited.

  51. Chromebook is great, yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it's not a real computer
    It's running on Android or something ffs
    I really like my Chromecast and am thinking about getting a Chromebook but for real computer things I will still use my real computer.

  52. They're basically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    disposable computers. 30% failure rate in an edu setting over 1 year with no point sending out for repairs. Macs have been 10% repair need over 5 years with 3/5 of those covered under Applecare.

  53. Bad news for nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will a Chromebook run my niche hobby apps? No.

    Will a Chromebook run my graphics apps? No.

    Will a Chromebook run my websites? No.

    Will a Chromebook run my CAD apps? No.

    Will a Chromebook run my music apps? No.

    Chromebooks are junkware aimed straight at newbies and surface level users; for anyone else, they're a waste of time and money. Furthermore, Google is a malvendor known to abandon its hardware and software and userbases(s) at the drop of a hat.

    Engage with Google at your peril.

  54. Nope, iPads are for creation. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Not that I've seen - look at Affinity Photo for example, and the just released Affinity Designer.

    A lot of photographers I know are replacing a laptop for use in editing and reviewing photos while traveling, with an iPad.

    A lot of writers I know prefer using the iPad on airplanes because you actually have room to type and they are more durable/backup easier (since app data is backed up to iCloud automatically when an iPad connects to a WiFi network).

    I use my iPad way more for creation/editing than I do to watch anything.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Nope, iPads are for creation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMAO an ipad backing up to the cloud is no different than a chromebook.

    2. Re:Nope, iPads are for creation. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      It's backing up data from actually useful apps as opposed to whatever limited stuff you are doing from a. Chromebook...

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      "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  55. Have had direct experience with three Chromebooks by aussersterne · · Score: 1

    trying to help people who'd bought them to make use of them. One each from Acer, Lenovo, and HP.

    Things:

    1) The screens are absolute crap, hard to look at. They remind me of the very first active matrix color LCD panels. Fuzzy, sparkly, unclear, low-viewing-angle, low-contrast terrible.

    2) You can do three things with them, as far as I can tell. Web, email, and Google Docs. Need to open a file someone sent you? Good luck. Need to print it out? Good luck. Need to share the things that you create with someone else who's not using a Chromebook and Google's ecosystem? Good luck.

    3) Mac OS does web apps better, ironically. The web apps in Chrome OS are fragile. Renderbugs, whyd-it-crashes, oh-no-a-glitches galore.

    4) And there aren't very many apps of any kind that are useful in any way. As I said, basically web, email, and Google Docs.

    I think you get more apps, and better mileage, and better portability, and better battery life, and a better screen, and a better experience overall, out of an Android tablet.

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  56. Re:Why did you buy a Chromebook in the first place by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Reading comprehension issue? Maybe you didn't finish reading what I wrote before you posted?

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  57. So a product made for simpletons is popular with.. by Kagetsuki · · Score: 1

    The whole point of the Chromebook is to be a machine people who can't properly use an actual OS can use. I'd imagine this is the same kind of market that wants to do their accounting on their iPad and finds it more comfortable to write mail and documents on their phone than on their computer.

  58. Rental desktops should be enough for everyone by bursch-X · · Score: 1

    Said nobody ever.

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  59. Re:Great for your Grandparents and tech illiterate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are nice for remotely emergency support for servers on the road (standby shift!) though.
    Long lasting battery so you don't have to worry about finding a wall socket and you can run a shell.

  60. Cryptic Errors? by Agripa · · Score: 1

    They solved cryptic errors by failing without reporting any error. With no error, there is no error report and no problem to solve.

  61. I am APK the LORD of HOSTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am APK the great "LORD of HOSTS", a.k.a. AlecStaar or Alexander Peter Kowalski.

    See subject & APK Hosts File Engine 2.0++ 64-bit for Linux h t t p : / / I . a m . a . f u c k i n g / a s s h o l e . r e t a r d . z i p (remove spaces between characters & download).

    I am the godlike creator of various GUI front-ends for other people's configuration files.

    One person stalks me as I shitpost and I dusted them on another site but in reality I am widely hated.

    When people state the truth about me I get really mad and accuse them of projecting which is something I do all the time.

    Don't call me out on anything as I will state that you are a webmaster and that I cut off your revenue stream.

    You must be conspiring with the Jews and Soros if you disagree with me.

    Mistaking mockery and parody for impersonation is how I think people flatter me because I can't possibly understand that they detest me.

    See me lash out at one person for 2 weeks straight and claim everyone who mocks my retarded ass is actually them.

    Bask in my greatness as I post my advertisements in discussions where they don't belong, by the way this is every discussion I post in.

    I demand your age sex and location so that I can threaten to show up and kick your ass and will call you a pussycake but am actually too scared to actually do anything but be a keyboard warrior.

    Watch as I claim I am world class and a winner but in reality I am a fucking loser.

    Witness my descent into madness

    APK

  62. You kids get offa my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an ancient geek retired 9+ years after a 35+ year in what you young scallywags call "IT", in which I did sysadmin and a zillion other things on OSs from RT-11, RSX-11M, VMS, Unix, GNU/Linux and (shudder) Micro$oft crap from DOS 3 to Windoze 10, I must say without reservation that updates for Micro$oft always, always was a horror story. How could Micro$oft "engineers" so arrange things that updates would take hours, when they succeeded at all, while Debian based distros take minutes, barely enough time to get the tea kettle to a boil. Heck, with a Micro$oft update, I could finish a proper, English afternoon tea complete with scones and clotted cream. Hey, you kids get offa my lawn!

  63. Impersonating me? Ok... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1st: You're NOT me (but wish you were) & I'm NOT here to win a "popularity contest": I'm here to WIN so EVERYONE DOES & be faster/safer/more reliably connected online.

    Your CRAP's what I PUT UP W/ when one's "World-Class" (like ME): STALKERS stalking u by UNIDENTIFIABLE ac (everyone sees IT constantly happening & I suspect it's INFERIOR competitors, webmasters & advertisers (mostly) & lastly malware makers (as my hosts engine affects 'em adversely & gives users of it more SPEED/SECURITY/RELIABILITY & more anonymity online)).

    My "portrait" https://365songsblog.files.wor... (lol) so

    * Satan GET THEE BEHIND ME!

    APK

    P.S.=> 3 things show I do it right:

    1st = User praise my hosts engine https://tech.slashdot.org/comm...

    2nd "ATTACKS" I GET (from UNIDENTIFIABLE ac as Elon Musk got https://tech.slashdot.org/stor... )

    3rd BEING IMITATED = "Imitation = sincerest form of flattery" https://linux.slashdot.org/com... ... apk