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Elon Musk Says He's Considering Taking Tesla Private; Tesla Suspends Shares As It is Expected To Make an Announcement (cnn.com)

Elon Musk said he's thinking about taking Tesla private. More specifically, he said he may buy back the company for $71.3 billion (at a share price of $420), and already has the funding to do so. From a report: Musk, the CEO and largest shareholder of the electric car maker, said on Twitter on Tuesday that he has secured funding from a private buyer. He implied that the funding values the company at $420 a share. The stock had been worth about $342 a share before Musk's tweet, and shares quickly jumped as high as $371. The stock had climbed slightly earlier in the day after the Financial Times reported that Saudi Arabia has quietly built a big stake in Tesla. Tesla didn't immediately respond to a request for comment. About an hour and 20 minutes after the Musk tweet, trading in Tesla stock was suspended because the company was expected to release news. TechCrunch: Musk's hope, he later tweeted, is that "all current investors remain with Tesla even if we're private. Would create special purpose fund enabling anyone to stay with Tesla. Already do this with Fidelity's SpaceX investment." Musk, who said he would stay on as CEO, also seems willing to have a provision for retail investors, who have held Tesla shares prior to Dec. 31, 2016, to convert their shares into private shares. Musk, in response to a tweet, said he's "super appreciative of Tesla shareholders" and "will ensure their prosperity in any scenario." Musk has publicly mused about taking Tesla private before, saying in a 2017 Rolling Stone profile: "I wish we could be private with Tesla," Musk murmurs as they exit. "It actually makes us less efficient to be a public company."

Analysts speaking to Reuters said they believe Musk is serious. George Galliers of Evercore ISI, said, "I can't believe this is something to bluff or make fun of. Given his historic frustration with short sellers, analysts and certain parts of the press, it is perhaps also not surprising that he has given consideration to taking the company private."

Update: Elon Musk sent an email to employees on Tuesday to explain his rationale behind the move. He wrote: Earlier today, I announced that I'm considering taking Tesla private at a price of $420/share. I wanted to let you know my rationale for this, and why I think this is the best path forward. First, a final decision has not yet been made, but the reason for doing this is all about creating the environment for Tesla to operate best. As a public company, we are subject to wild swings in our stock price that can be a major distraction for everyone working at Tesla, all of whom are shareholders. Being public also subjects us to the quarterly earnings cycle that puts enormous pressure on Tesla to make decisions that may be right for a given quarter, but not necessarily right for the long-term. Finally, as the most shorted stock in the history of the stock market, being public means that there are large numbers of people who have the incentive to attack the company. I fundamentally believe that we are at our best when everyone is focused on executing, when we can remain focused on our long-term mission, and when there are not perverse incentives for people to try to harm what we're all trying to achieve. This is especially true for a company like Tesla that has a long-term, forward-looking mission. SpaceX is a perfect example: it is far more operationally efficient, and that is largely due to the fact that it is privately held. This is not to say that it will make sense for Tesla to be private over the long-term. In the future, once Tesla enters a phase of slower, more predictable growth, it will likely make sense to return to the public markets. In a tweet moments ago, Musk said, "Investor support is confirmed. Only reason why this is not certain is that it's contingent on a shareholder vote."

415 comments

  1. Hey! by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, he's doing a Dell.

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    1. Re:Hey! by Thelasko · · Score: 5, Informative

      Those apologies during last week's earnings call must have left him with a really bad taste in his mouth.

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    2. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      $420 blaze it

    3. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will bankrupt a lot of shorts. OUCHIE PANTS.

    4. Re:Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The buy out better go through, or Musk is gonna have some splainin' to do.

    5. Re: Hey! by volodymyrbiryuk · · Score: 1

      Revenge is a dish best served cold.

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    6. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will, no doubt. It will likely end up being bad for the private investors to get in at that price. We'll have to see if Elon's desire to nuke the shorts is going to be worth it for the company long term. Perhaps it will. Perhaps it won't. But regardless of what he wrote to the company - nuking the shorts has to be one of his key reasons...

    7. Re: Hey! by Rei · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Hey! by The+Original+CDR · · Score: 1

      I would expect a Tesla to have built-in cupholders.

    9. Re: Hey! by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yes he confirmed it was because of the shorts: https://www.tesla.com/blog/tak...

      The guy is unhinged.

    10. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Revenge is a dish best served cold.

      What's it too you who shorts?

        Do you realize this whole hatred of the "shorts" was all Elon's bullshit?

      He suckered all the fanboys into his ego temper tantrum because he was stupid enough to take the shorts and the critics personally.

      And all of the fanboys fell for it.

      I have never seen such stupid people in my life as the Tesla/Musk fanboys. And Musk has proven to me what a loathsome person he is.

    11. Re:Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, he values his company at 420. Like, dude.

    12. Re: Hey! by haruchai · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Do you realize this whole hatred of the "shorts" was all Elon's bullshit?"
      That's bullshit alright but not entirely Elon's.
      Short-sellers have been trash-talking Tesla's plans & performance for years. Yes they were losing money while building a car company from nothing but a discounted building but plenty of auto companies have had rough rides without people like Cramer, Chanos, Spiegel et al trashing them at every turn.

      " Musk has proven to me what a loathsome person he is"
      Your shorts are too tight. He made a very offensive remark to someone who openly denigrated his efforts to help WHEN *REPEATEDLY* ASKED to get involved.
      Musk didn't pick that fight but he did overreact.
      And he's since apologized. Where is the apology from Unsworth for telling Musk to stick his supposedly useless mini-sub up his ass?
      OTOH I would like to see Musk keep his promise to demonstrate that the sub would have worked after all.

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    13. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a Tesla employee, and a Tesla shareholder.

      Shorting the company is betting against my livelihood. Go fuck your own face, and fuck your mother too.

      Don't forget that we're talking about people's lives, and their careers.

    14. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You work for a company that has killed people. I hope you and all your coworkers lose everything.

    15. Re: Hey! by BadDreamer · · Score: 0

      Unsworth has not been in any media spotlight since the whole thing happened (I know of no interview with him made after July 18) and he has no other media presence, so where should he apologize?

      And frankly, he was correct. That sub was an insane idea from the get go. Musk can try as he likes, but he won't get that sub in and then back out again without a lot of violence, and further clearing the path.

      Yes, further clearing. They had to cut pieces of rock away to get a human without training past the worst sections. A pliable, soft, small human. That sub is a massive plug by comparison. That, and quite a lot of hours spent underwater in tight spaces, is how I know Unsworth was right.

    16. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You work for a company that has killed people. I hope you and all your coworkers lose everything.

      Are you a troll or are you clinically insane? Every car company has built vehicles that have caused deaths. I have no dog in this fight but I have to say that all these Musk haters do seem psychotic.

    17. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So has every car maker. Are you calling to shut down all the big 3 automaker's as well for that crime?

    18. Re: Hey! by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      That sub was an insane idea from the get go.

      Then complain to Rick Stanton, co-lead of the rescue team, who requested the sub and supplied his dimensions. I'm sure he'd be glad to hear from you and your cave rescue expertise.

      Oh, and FYI, even after Musk apologized? Unsworth's mother, in an interview, called for Musk to be shot.

      And I guarantee you that there's already some people out there contemplating doing exactly that. There's orders of magnitude more people that hate Musk than people who even know that Unsworth exists.

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    19. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla knowingly lied about their defective auto pilot system.

    20. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it's you who's fucked. Proper fucked.

    21. Re: Hey! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Tesla knowingly lied about their defective auto pilot system.

      That's not at all certain but we do know that GM lied repeatedly about what became the ignition scandal and withheld all info on it even after they were under government control

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    22. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 16% rise in stock price resulting from those apologies, as well as the quarterly results beat washed the tase out pretty quickly, I'll bet...

    23. Re: Hey! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 5, Informative

      GM lies about their faulty ignition switches and killed people.

      Honda continued to ship faulty airbags, and testified before Congress about it. People probably died from that too.

      Toyota denied faulty throttles and cruise control on the Prius that could result in unintended acceleration. Nope, that's perfectly safe.

      Name one car company that never had anyone crash and die, or had a safety recall of any kind. While you come up with nothing, nobody will hold their breath and wait.

      Don't be a fucking idiot.

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    24. Re: Hey! by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Heh. Yeah, wanting to have more control over the company and not have to worry about short-sellers publishing bullshit about his products ... totally unhinged. Your psychoanalysis of him is every bit as intelligent and insightful as your critiques of his company have been.

    25. Re: Hey! by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Well taking it private dumps it all back on him, so, what is your point. Personally I think the new Tesla Roadster with a China manufacturer connection for mass market, could hit the spot or that is the expectation of those willing to 'FUND' the buyback. Probably Elon is looking to expand into robotics, advanced robotics, the automated home, autochef and self cleaning and big screens instead of views, cleaned and conditioned atmosphere, rather than an effigy of a human slave. Why have a roboslave, when you can have an automated home instead, all in the background and not in your face, not a potential hackable threat, a robo back stabber.

      What everyone wants to know is what is in the minds of the funders, the backers, clearly they have confidence.

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    26. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about some doesn’t excuse the murders knowingly committed by Tesla.

    27. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the 16% rise simply took it back to where it was before the drop, what I find amusing is the earnings report was actually pretty bad, they missed their numbers, albeit not as badly as many predicted. The rise seemed to be celebrating that they only slightly failed instead of massively failed.

    28. Re: Hey! by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      No need. Rick Stanton himself says he did not believe in the mini-sub idea. It was, from the start, an extreme long shot, and Stanton never saw dimensions of it before he said "sure, keep working on it", because they had no backup plan what so ever and a long shot he doesn't believe in is better than nothing.

      https://www.coventrytelegraph....

      It's funny how actual expertise is not only discounted, but ridiculed, in these kinds of discussions. And by funny, I mean small wonder the world is in the state it is, politically and otherwise.

    29. Re: Hey! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      So you think that two wrongs do make a right?

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    30. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shorting rules are a good thing. The market always will go up and down. You don't seem to know to much about investing.
       

    31. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is what public company pressure does. Safety and people be damned, the bottom line is all that matters.

    32. Re: Hey! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Whataboutism. Musk has long had a problem controlling himself on social media, and calling someone a paedophile /twice/ in public is not in any way diminished by whatever the guy's mother said.

      There is really no need to defend him. What he did was very, very wrong and he apologised for it. He's lucky he is Elon Musk because most people would have been out of a job and damn near unemployable at that point.

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    33. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      âoeDo you realize this whole hatred of the "shorts" was all Elon's bullshit?â

      Um, no. As a CEO, one works to build a company. We expect our investors to help us do that. Regardless of why or how (short, tax loss, IP grab) they bet against the company, they are betting against the jobs and well being of the employees, and the financial interests of other stakeholders.

      Thatâ(TM)s my problem? Go fuck your self. Or, one better, if I catch you doing that to me and my companies, I will make sure you pay for the very real damage you do. Heaven help you should you trash talk my companies.

      The average slashdotter has no idea who I am or what Iâ(TM)m taking about. Those Iâ(TM)ve caught doing this (my companies are small, venture backed, not Tesla) wish they also didâ(TM)nt know me either :)

    34. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up you tiny-dicked twat. The only company you have is the blowup doll in your mother's basement.

      :)
      Christ. Fucking toolshed.

    35. Re: Hey! by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      He may be unhinged in some instances... But this doesn't appear to be one of them. He has the power to fuck over some folks who have made some very large bets against the success of his company, and it is certainly hard to deny that there aren't constant misinformation and smear campaigns aimed at the company- not to imply that it's a saint or anything like that.

    36. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rei has a job, to toss Musk's salad online and he's doing it and getting paid for it. Sure, it is a shitty job, but you get what you can.

    37. Re: Hey! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      So someone made a bet. So fucking what?

      Surely they've given you the opportunity to financial hurt them, by demonstrating a level of value in your company that makes their short selling extremely expensive to them.

      If you can't demonstrate that level of value, it's not the fucking short that's putting your livelihood at risk.

    38. Re: Hey! by sjames · · Score: 1

      SQUACK!!!

      What was that?

      It's as if thousands of shorts shat their pants in terror then stood in shocked silence!

    39. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok! Believe what you want :)

    40. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only publicly recorded source of information states that Musk offered to help. Not that he was asked.

      He offered a device which had no hope of working according to the experts on the scene, including Unsworth. Unsworth saved those boy's lives.

      Musk's false accusations and a litany of snake-oil projects are beginning to show his true character.

    41. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The shooters has some legit points. Tesla has failed to deliver the promised $35,000 300+ mile range model 3. Never will while there is a tax credit. There are many indications that something odd is going on with finances. This could be a house of cards.

    42. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or he's found a sucker to buy his shares

    43. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should kill yourself. You're the worst of both worlds. You work for Tesla and own their stock. I wish a plague upon you and your family for generations.

    44. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you still here cunt? Your vag need an Elon cumshot fix?

    45. Re: Hey! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      In the image that Musk posted of some of the exchange between him and Stanton, he specifically states "if it isn't needed or will not help, it would be good to know".

      At that point Stanton could easily have found out if whatever SpaceX was cooking up was impractical

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    46. Re: Hey! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "a litany of snake-oil projects"
      how many is a litany?
      He's made the cars, the reusable rockets, the battery packs and the solar panels

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    47. Re: Hey! by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      "Shorting the company is betting against my livelihood."

      Not at all. Short selling an overpriced stock just says that it's overpriced, nothing more, nothing less. If you'd sold Microsoft short at its 1999 peak, you'd have done OK when the price dropped by 50% during the dotcom crash. Doesn't mean Microsoft had no future. And short selling it today at 108 wouldn't mean that it has no future either.

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    48. Re: Hey! by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      So now you're blaming Stanton, who had his hands full with a rescue operation (which ended up successful), for replying "sure, whatever" instead of asking for detailed plans and information and spending precious time analyzing it.

      You've never managed a project, just like you have never done a cave dive, that much is evident.

      Stanton was busy doing his job, which was following the primary plan, and when Elon offered a backup plan, he wisely and correctly said "sure, keep at it", and then left it at that since he was busy. If you want to try to make that into some kind of deficiency on Stanton's part, you're on your own. He rescued the kids. If he had wasted his time and energy on other things than that goal, he very well might not have done so.

    49. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shorting a company doesn't impact how it performs at all... It just allows you to make money if the company performs badly, and it costs you money when it does well.

    50. Re: Hey! by rail2rail · · Score: 1

      Trump is president. No one gives a shit about moral or ethical behavior anymore, unfortunately.

    51. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is your livelihood directly connected to the price of the stock? Seems like a bad position to be in. Do you think Apple or Amazon give a shit about shorts on their stock?

    52. Re: Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Then complain to Rick Stanton, co-lead of the rescue team, who requested the sub and supplied his dimensions"

      Would that be the Rick Stanton that said he had no idea of the dimensions of the sub and had never seen it? I've seen other reporting which said Musk's team was already working on a kid sized submarine and had reached out to Rick to see if it would be useful.

      Rick was more interested in one of these: http://www.times-standard.com/article/NJ/20180706/NEWS/180709920 which SpaceX helped get shipped out quickly, and they deserve acknowledgement and praise for that. However I guess that wasn't sufficiently good for self-promotion, so the sub was given more prominence. .

    53. Re: Hey! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "You've never managed a project"
      I can speak for "you" but "I" have managed a couple dozen

      "Stanton was busy doing his job, which was following the primary plan, and when Elon offered a backup plan, he wisely and correctly said "sure, keep at it","

      Oh come off it. If Stanton was even 1/2-way competent he would never tell someone to "keep at it" for a backup plan that he thought would fail.
      And as an experienced cave diver, he would know that Musk would have no idea of the difficulties involved. So either he should have told Musk to bugger off or to send a team to accurately assess the situation and that would be the minimum required to get involved.

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    54. Re: Hey! by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      That he was not convinced would succeed does not mean he thought it would fail. As I stated from the beginning, getting that sub through would require violence and a lot more hacking away of materials in the tunnels - which was highly undesirable for many reasons, yet better than sitting with no backup plan.

      You're arguing against your own version of events, and not against what I - or Stanton - state happened. And you're sitting with 20/20 hindsight and arguing that Stanton should have wasted a lot more time on this backup plan which was a long shot, and only entertained because it was better than not having even a long shot backup plan.

    55. Re: Hey! by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Like anyone can tell Musk what to do. Why is it Stanton's responsibility to worry about what some grandstanding moron is doing? He did the right thing, ignore and placate.

    56. Re: Hey! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      You're not aware that the sub wasn't Musk's only plan and not even his 1st one.
      He had a company called Wing Inflatables ship 5 rescue devices to Thailand as well and these were ready and on route days before the e-mail exchange with Stanton.
      The inflatable solution was tested by a dive instructor before being shipped

      http://www.times-standard.com/...

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    57. Re: Hey! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Why is it Stanton's job to placate?
      Either he says "this is what we need" or "fuck off and let us do our job"

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    58. Re: Hey! by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      I am aware. The sub was the best of his plans, and had the largest chance of success - which means it would require a lot of violence and hacking away of parts of the cave to work.

      Cramming children into one of those inflatables would not be a good idea; panic is the absolutely largest risk in this kind of rescue. And even the dive instructor testing it found it hard to remain calm inside of it. Plus, as he states in your link, he is well aware of that there is a huge difference between open water diving and cave diving, and that he has no idea how well it would work in a cave.

      And I can tell you right away it would not. The caves are very narrow and have strong current. The inflatable would be caught in the current and would be unmanageable.

    59. Re: Hey! by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      When a wealthy blowhard with a large following makes a stupid suggestion, placation is the best policy.

    60. Re: Hey! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "Cramming children into one of those inflatables would not be a good idea; panic is the absolutely largest risk in this kind of rescue. And even the dive instructor testing it found it hard to remain calm inside of it"

      Musk wasn't the only one working on a plan using some kind of inflatable although the person testing it said they were at best a Plan C or Plan D

      https://www.independent.co.uk/...

      And the story describing the actual rescue not only mentions plastic cocoons and flexible plastic stretchers with the boys wrapped in a space blanket and that the kids were given anti-anxiety medication and submerged up to 40 minutes at a time.
      So "Cramming children into one of those inflatables" is basically what they did; they were wrapped like mummies for a good part of the trip.

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    61. Re: Hey! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      GM's was a huge deception over more than a decade with 124 attributed deaths despite GM refusing to acknowledge 90% of claims and forcing a recall of THIRTY MILLION cars. All this over a change in a part where the price difference was less than $1.

      A better aphorism would involve an eye, a speck and a log

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    62. Re: Hey! by BadDreamer · · Score: 1

      Except they were not crammed into inflatables, so they did nothing of the kind. Inflatables can not be handled in a submerged cave with strong current. Doesn't even take an experienced cave diver to think that one through and see why.

      And it was not anti-anxiety medication. It was sedation. The intent was not to reduce anxiety but to make panic impossible. Anxiety may be annoying to deal with, but panic kills.

    63. Re: Hey! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      If they were sedated then the argument about "cramming children" was completely invalid

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  2. Do it by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am sick of the trolls that are trying to destroy Tesla.

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    1. Re:Do it by zlives · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Saudi Arabia called, they want their Oil in control

    2. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not to worry my good friend WindBourne who I've never met, but who I love dearly based on his ownership of a single TSLA share and many positive slashdoot postings.

      One day I will sweep you, myself, and probably a bunch of hot blondes up on my electric rocket and we will fly to Mars. There you and I only will repopulate the human race with super babies with all those hot blondes.

      Also as is customary, I have deposited US $.012 in your checking account for your post. Keep believing, WindBourne. One day you and I will be together on Mars.

      Love,

      -Elon

    3. Re: Do it by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They want their money in control. Like China, Saudi Arabia is investing in a number of western companies. Smart.

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    4. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sashdoot, lol!

    5. Re:Do it by Major+Blud · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I am sick of the trolls that are trying to destroy Tesla.

      Unfortunately, here on Slashdot, a troll is defined as anyone who points out that they are burning through cash faster than they can earn it. Yes, they've hit their production goals with the Model 3, and that takes investment...but time will tell if that investment pays off. They may not have enough time with their current burn rate.
      https://money.cnn.com/2018/08/...

      Look, many of us like electric cars and most everyone will probably end up driving them in the very near future, but odds are Tesla may not be around that long. I'm wondering if part of taking this private is so that their quarterly balances won't be so public.

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    6. Re: Do it by zlives · · Score: 0

      this is true, however they will also want to control how quickly cometing tech overtakes their still HugeTractsofOil

    7. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not actually going to do it, who has 72 billion to buy it out (significantly more once the prices skyrocket on the buyout), he's trying to push the stock price up, probably to try to close out some of the short since shorts usually have a maximum price they're allowed to hit.

      Thing is, he should be careful, if he doesn't actually having the funding to do it, he could find himself in hot water with the SEC. Stock price manipulation tends to be looked upon poorly.

    8. Re: Do it by barc0001 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Saudis have their mitts in a number of things you wouldn't expect, and which will give them reach for decades to come, for example, they own 50.1% of the Canadian Wheat Board:

      https://www.theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/us-saudi-firms-to-buy-former-canadian-wheat-board/article23966156/

      In light of the recent 9/11 style threat made against Canada by a Saudi State controlled twitter account:

      https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/saudi-arabian-group-apologizes-for-posting-image-appearing-to-threaten-canada-with-9-11-style-attack-1.4775509

      The Canadian government should look strongly at foreign ownership of things like our Wheat Board as that's not in our nation's best interests from a food security standpoint.

    9. Re: Do it by WindBourne · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Oh, I suspect that issues over financing/gaap/etc is a huge part of it. But musk has multiple problems. The first is the shorters like chanos are manipulating the market. Then you have multiple lawsuits from ppl that are also trying BS. Add in the union garbage, and CA's playing with regulations, well, it might mean a private Tesla can make lots of changes with little issues.

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    10. Re:Do it by Major+Blud · · Score: 0

      I've already been modded down. I rest my case.

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    11. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Saudi Arabia called, they want their Oil in control

      Saudi Arabia wants their money in control. They have huge oil reserves because the sun pours down on their country like anything. Oil is getting unpopular, their sun isn't, and they have huge swaths of desert where the most useful thing to harvest is sun. If they use it for producing electricity (and probably converting it to hydrogen at the shore for transport), they have the carbon neutral market cornered. Teslas don't run on gasoline but they certainly run on energy.

    12. Re: Do it by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Too bad. I thought you had a valid point. I'm pretty certain that Tesla will survive, but had it not been for something like this, so many would be working to destroy them.

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    13. Re: Do it by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another problem is Musk’s notoriously fragile ego.

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    14. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is very smart. Private control means you do what you want, not having every little move watched over by the speculators on Wall St.

    15. Re: Do it by Major+Blud · · Score: 4, Informative

      It was also just announced that the Saudi's purchased a pretty big slice of Tesla:
      https://www.bbc.com/news/busin...

      "The tweets came after a separate report in the Financial Times that Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund had taken a 3%-5% stake in Tesla, a holding worth at least $1.9bn."

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    16. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's my guess, too. He's just tired of having his pants pulled down in public and getting spanked for being the delusional wanker that he is, that anyone believes in this clown is a real mystery. History will not look kindly on him, methinks.

    17. Re:Do it by Thelasko · · Score: 5, Interesting

      They may not have enough time with their current burn rate.

      The problem with burn rate is it's an extrapolation. It ignores the plan to reduce the burn rate.

      I'm wondering if part of taking this private is so that their quarterly balances won't be so public.

      No doubt this is part of it.

      Wall Street wants information that Tesla simply can't disclose because it would lose it's competitive edge. What are the cost targets per vehicle? How will the company reach those targets? If Tesla gives up that information, it would be valuable information for competitors.

      At the end of the day, an investment in Tesla is an investment in Musk. Do you trust his planning? Do you trust his ability to overcome obstacles along the way? Some people think he is a liar and a cheat. However, I look at the success of SpaceX and conclude that Musk is entirely capable of leading Tesla to the same success.

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    18. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      saudi arabia is a terrorist state. Just seize all their assets...

    19. Re: Do it by datavirtue · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Foreign ownership of any asset is a gamble. At any time the government can re-appropriate it or revoke the debt without payment and of little consequence. Foreigners owning property and debt in my country concern me very little for this reason. We get their money in good times...and we can take the shit back if we need it.

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    20. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol tesla lol

    21. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad. I thought you had a valid point.
      I'm pretty certain that Tesla will survive, but had it not been for something like this, so many would be working to destroy them.

      What the fuck are you talking about?

      I thought only Evangelical Christians had that persecution complex?

      Wait! Tesla is a religion!!

    22. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And execute musk for aiding terrorism.

    23. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it hilarious that you can say stuff like that when he has accomplished more than most. Certainly more than you ever will by a huge margin. And he will be remembered either way, unlike you.

    24. Re: Do it by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      You may not have noticed, but there is no more "Canadian Wheat Board". The Saudis bought a bunch of assets when the Wheat Board was disbanded.

    25. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We just need the assets.
      Musk is not worth bothering about in the scheme of things.
      But, if he is too big for his breeches, we just strip him if his citizenship, deport him to Pretoria and seize his USA assets...

    26. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      LMAO. Your case is rested based upon mod points on Slashdot? That's awesome! Well, at least it's as consistent as your argument. I can't think of a single company with massive demand (greater than any in the entire market), that went bankrupt. Not a single one. Maybe Telsa is the first in all of history . . . but not likely. I hope I get modded up, so I can rest my case too.

    27. Re: Do it by Rei · · Score: 1

      Investing in an EV manufacturer is a perfectly logical hedge for a company whose assets are mostly locked up in oil. And Tesla is the only sizeable purely-EV manufacturer in the world (and manufacturers over half of the world's EV battery capacity)

      That said, it's not clear what the Saudi announcement has to do, if anything, with this. It was claimed that they had been trying to buy into Tesla directly, and were rebuffed, so they bought shares on the open market. If they're actually investing as one of the funders buying out shareholders for privatization, that's an entirely different story than the one that came out earlier in the day.

      If they did only buy shares on the open market, mind you, they've made a very handy return for themselves. :)

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    28. Re: Do it by Rei · · Score: 1

      ** ... for a country whose assets are mostly locked up in oil.

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    29. Re: Do it by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Semantics. The functions of the Wheat Board went with those assets to G3, the approval of the sale of which was interestingly enough, one of the last major regulatory items approved by the Harper government before they lost power. Wonder how Harper spun that one to his backers.

    30. Re: Do it by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that functionally a state usually only "takes back" foreign owned assets when things are going to shit. Like Venezuela. And if they exercise that before things go to shit, well, then everyone else stops investing in that country because the risk is too high and that country's economy is at a severe disadvantage compared to the rest of the world. So you are correct, but exercising that option is a double edged sword.

    31. Re: Do it by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      Not semantics to all the people buying and selling wheat - not through the Wheat Board.

    32. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Musks inability to have Tesla turn a profit or how about the inability to meet their projected completion numbers is ruining Tesla better than the trolls are.

    33. Re:Do it by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Saudi Arabia called, they want their Oil in control

      They might want to start by getting a better press / twitter manager: (parenthetical mine)

      A Saudi Arabian organization is apologizing after posting an image on Twitter appearing to show an Air Canada plane heading toward the CN Tower in a way that is reminiscent of the 9/11 attacks in the U.S. (article includes copy of said photo)

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    34. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know, this might sound crazy, buuuut, Apple?

    35. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My take is that he's trying to force a short squeeze.
      Why else publicly announce a vaguely possible tender offer at a much elevated price?

    36. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who claim there's an "oil conspiracy" to destroy Tesla are a little crazy. Tesla isn't the only one developing electric vehicles, yet companies like Toyota aren't getting the same amount of flak.

      That said, there are lot of stupid investors out there and apparently some of them shorted Tesla's stock on a gamble that hasn't paid off. Quite a few of them are in the hole because of it and are freaking out at every opportunity. They saw an easy target, but it blew up in their faces.

      So Musk should take Tesla private. It will deny those traders any way to destroy his company.

    37. Re: Do it by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could enlighten us then? My relatives in rural Saskatchewan would appreciate the insight into where their grain goes...

    38. Re: Do it by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they are looking to hedge. If Tesla does good and makes meaningful strides against Big Oil, they get a piece of it. If Big Oil continues to dominate the economy for the forseeable future (amazingly likely) they still win because THEY ARE BIG OIL.

      Investing in an EV company makes for a softer landing when the inevitable comes to pass.

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    39. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot the problems of Musks volatile nature, The massive debt, not wanting to look like a failure and having to go to market for more money. If the offer is good he would be a fool not to take it as it massively overvalues the stock.

    40. Re: Do it by Rei · · Score: 2

      What are you talking about - "a religion"? Please. It's the one true religion. We can prove the existence of our savior, what about you? ;)

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    41. Re: Do it by Rei · · Score: 1

      Rant all you want, but they're now making the 7th highest selling car in the US and earning positive margins on every one sold - and the margins will be around 15% this quarter, with three times the volume of last quarter.

      And FYI, they've largely tracked their (always extremely aggressive) goals this year. Heck, even the predictions of profit were initially "Q3 or Q4", rather than the now straightforward "Q3".

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    42. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My take is that he's trying to force a short squeeze.

      Then he better be prepared to not drop the soap in prison because he just committed fraud.

    43. Re: Do it by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      It can go wherever they want it to go.

      That's the nice part.

    44. Re:Do it by zlives · · Score: 1

      you mean fake news :), i kid but SA hasn't cared too much in the past on how they look. heck we look the other way on so much of their questionable acts.

    45. Re:Do it by aphelion_rock · · Score: 1

      Whoever is funding this takeover had better have deep pockets as the Tesla car company has been burning some serious dollars https://techcrunch.com/2018/05... each year just to keep going.
      It could just be the case where Elon knows it is about to suddenly start making a profit real soon.

    46. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evangelical Christians? Seriously?

      Have you listened to a Muslim lately? Their entire lives revolve around victimhood, lies, and using those two things to conquer idiotic western countries.

    47. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. It just doesn't add up. Tesla isn't going to make it. If you're in finance and arn't shorting Tesla you should find a new vocation.

    48. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going private removes the shorts but.... the emperor is still naked.

      Tesla needs money. They don't have anything left to mortgage. Their existing bonds are in junk territory. They can't do another offering if they're private. So the chicoms or sauds or whoever is allegedly putting up the money will need to $40-60+ billion to buy out stockholders plus throw in another $5-10 billion to keep the lights running a few more years.

      Hey, I think a private Tesla would be great. Might as well be given the BoD rubber stamps Musk as it is.

    49. Re: Do it by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Rant all you want, but they're now making the 7th highest selling car in the US and earning positive GROSS margins on every one sold

      FTFY. And of course, they LOST about $17,600 per vehicle sold. Meaning a NEGATIVE margin.

      Oh, and SG&A was - once again - 19% of revenues. Right in line with the last 12 quarters. Showing no movement at all.

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    50. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They lose money on every car they sell.

    51. Re: Do it by sysrammer · · Score: 3, Funny

      What are you talking about - "a religion"? Please. It's the one true religion. We can prove the existence of our savior, what about you? ;)

      And very early in the morning the first day of the week, they came unto Pad 39 at the rising of the sun.

      And they said among themselves, Who shall launcheth us away the rocket from the base of the tower?

      And when they looked, they saw that the stack was fired away: for it was very great.

      And entering into orbit, they saw a young man sitting on the left side, clothed in an air-tight white garment; and they were affrighted.

      And he saith unto them, Be not panicked!

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    52. Re: Do it by haruchai · · Score: 1

      It was also just announced that the Saudi's purchased a pretty big slice of Tesla:
      https://www.bbc.com/news/busin...

      "The tweets came after a separate report in the Financial Times that Saudi Arabia's sovereign wealth fund had taken a 3%-5% stake in Tesla, a holding worth at least $1.9bn."

      China via Tencent has as big a holding

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    53. Re: Do it by Rei · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to repeat the exact same discussion we had last time, where you obsess with dividing figures, not realizing that you're supposed to subtract them (4B - 751M vs. 3,4B - 686M)

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    54. Re: Do it by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      I can't help it if you can't read a simple financial statement. SG&A is typically looked at as a percent of gross revenues - it's a measure of how much extra money is spent to capture those sales. SG&A was 19% of gross revenue in Q2, it was 20% of Q1. And between 18% and 21% for the last few years. Meaning that Tesla spends about 19% of their gross revenue to capture that revenue. Simple, really.

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    55. Re: Do it by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Please tell that to the institutional investors that have billions in TSLA, and highly paid analysts that watch the issue daily.

      But I'm sure highly successful hedge fund managers like you post to Slashdot regularly, right?

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    56. Re: Do it by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      You just described a felony. He might be rash and all that, but I doubt he's that stupid, and I seriously doubt that Tesla's lawyers would double down on it with a press release to bail him out.

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    57. Re: Do it by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      If you are so sure of your analysis, short the shit out of it. They'll miss their profitability estimate of Q3, and you'll be the genius that got rich in calling their bullshit.

      Oh, not willing to bet the house on it now? Wavering in your certainty? Wondering why JP Morgan, Goldman, and every other investment bank isn't coming up with the same analysis as you now and crowing about how it's impossible to be profitable in Q3?

      You know they were asking about the actual day of the crossover point into cash flow positive in Q3 during the investor call, right? Not "are you sure that's going to happen" but "when" ?

      You should probably re-evaluate your math, and figure out that maybe these guys are better with the numbers than you.

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    58. Re: Do it by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      It's not too sudden, as the company (and Mr. Musk) have been saying so for months. In official (but disclaimered) "forward looking" statements. A paraphrased quote: absent a major global economic event, such as a devastating earthquake or tsunami, or global recession; we will be cash-flow positive in Q3.

      That was said in the analyst call. By both Musk and the CFO.

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    59. Re:Do it by jezwel · · Score: 1

      I would have modded you back up but that's already done. You need to wait a little while for the non-US mods to fix up all the US/financial based trolls. We don't have any particular position re: Musk other than the tech part.

    60. Re: Do it by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Stock prices for companies like Tesla are driven as much by simple emotion and desire as actual facts. How can anyone possibly justify a corporate valuation of Tesla higher than Ford or GM? It's enthusiasm - but as we saw today, all it takes is one word from Musk and the stock will jump. Nothing rational about it. I prefer to do what Buffet and other great investors do - invest in companies with sound fundamentals, typically with enough liquid cash they can afford a dividend, and who have a strong, bright future. Tesla is far from that...

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    61. Re:Do it by haruchai · · Score: 1

      " they are burning through cash faster than they can earn it"
        Given where they started from, the scale of what they're trying to accomplish and the schedule I don't think that even break-even was possible.
      While the losses of the past 4 quarters have been particularly horrendous, it was exacerbated by the difficulty of ramping the Model 3 and hoarding cars in this past quarter to avoid triggering the phaseout of the $7.5k tax credit.

      But now they claim to be producing 5000 Model 3 per week and 2000 S & X combined. Let's say that rate can't be sustained for the full latter 1/2 of 2018 and take 80% of it so 5600 * 26 = 145600 cars by end of years PLUS the 13k that were produced but not delivered in Q2.
      That's more cars than they were able to make in the 17 quarters after the 2012 launch of Model S or about $360 million revenue per WEEK.

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    62. Re: Do it by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      The institutional investors have a tiny fraction of their total assets invested in Tesla.

      It just makes sense to have a toe dipped in the water.

    63. Re: Do it by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually, earlier, he kepyt saying 3rd or 4th Q. In the last call, he said 3rd Q.
      If you look at Bloomberg, it is obvious that they are finally kicking butt and taking names after. They are doing 5500 cars / week, so, I would think that hitting 6000 / week will happen before end of month.

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    64. Re: Do it by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Bingo. There's a reason the Saudis have been building massive half-empty cities and working on building a tourism industry. They know the oil revenue won't last forever and they're doing everything they can to ensure their prosperity after the decline. This is not a new thing.

    65. Re: Do it by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Same thing in this case.

    66. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What has HE, himself, done? Not much...

    67. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the end of the day, an investment in Tesla is an investment in Musk.

      Basically the opposite of why people invest in companies on the stock exchanges. People want bottom line turn over pies yesterday. What Musk is asking is too long term with the current volatility at play, obsurd. Hence, go private. It’s the only viable option for Teslas survival.

    68. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Says the fucking moron who didn't know where capital expenditure is accounted for after being told, explained, and given references to in at least a half dozen posts. You post the same shit in every single Tesla post, and only after brutal repetition of facts do you finally drop parts of the argument that are blatantly wrong. Now you're down to SG&A. Last month it was so much more.

      You're a financial idiot. Give it up already. You don't understand financial statements. You post the same link and have gotten slammed with it over and over. You can't handle reality not following the narrative you have in your head.

      With ignorant dolts like you being so vocal with your childlike understanding of business, I completely understand why Musk wants to take Tesla private.

      SG&A does NOT scale linearly with revenue. The "S" part might, but G&A doesn't. And you just don't seem to get that growth and expansion has more expenses than steady state production.

    69. Re:Do it by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, here on Slashdot, a troll is defined as anyone who points out that they are burning through cash faster than they can earn it.

      I don't know much about investing* or Tesla, but my scratch and sniff test says this is troll talk. Much like how Microsoft would be dead soon, or Apple or Facebook...
      My completely unqualified opinion tells me that Elon is a clever guy, and like Donald Trump, as much as you hate the personality, clever people have a way of finding success. So based on that alone, I think Tesla will succeed.

      *the little I do know about investing is that throwing a dart at a dartboard is about as useful as investment advice as any 'expert'. And this is all any regular person needs to know.

    70. Re:Do it by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      not necessarily, they are starting to invest heavily into renewables https://www.forbes.com/sites/m...

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    71. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saudi Arabia called, they want their Oil in control

      A South African billionaire called, he wants to burn the planet then fuck off to Mars.

    72. Re:Do it by Cederic · · Score: 1

      They have huge oil reserves because the sun pours down on their country like anything.

      wtf?

    73. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piss off. It's a shit company, with a shit CEO and the worst ownership of any other manufacturer. They make Lambo and Ferrari nutters seem humble in comparison.

      Hell, I damage every Tesla car i come across that isn't in view of a security system.

      For those that are, it pays to carry small caltrops for the tires

    74. Re: Do it by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      Taking Tesla private also means that you don't have to worry about filing those pesky quarterly and annual SEC reports with 20 pages of risk factor discussions tacked on the end at the insistence of the auditors http://ir.tesla.com/node/18946...

      If Musk takes the company private, I expect it'll have a more substantial basis than ire at short sellers. Could be a genuine concern about the difficulty of arranging financing against a background of stock market tribulation. (I thought Tesla was gonna be profitable any day now. Why would financing be a concern?)

      Anyway, this is beyond my pay grade, but I would point out taking the company private is something one might consider if they expected serious bad news in the near to medium term future.

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    75. Re: Do it by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      >

      SG&A does NOT scale linearly with revenue. The "S" part might, but G&A doesn't. And you just don't seem to get that growth and expansion has more expenses than steady state production.

      Do the math for the last dozen quarters or so. You'll see that, for Tesla, SG&A has been a consistent 19-21% of revenue. It's scaled linearly. It should not - I agree! But it is. And that is why I am focusing on it. It shows something inside of Tesla is broken - either their model (direct sales) or processes don't work right. But facts are facts - SG&A at Tesla has been scaling linearly with revenue, and that's been a big factor in keeping their losses per vehicle amazingly consistent.

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    76. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America is just as much a terrorist state at this point

    77. Re: Do it by rsborg · · Score: 1

      saudi arabia is a terrorist state. Just seize all their assets...

      By your measure, we should just seize the assets of the USA and major international corporations as well (Monsanto, Cargill, etc).

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    78. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Telsa Model 3 is already the most popular mid size luxury car in the US with new car sales from German manufactures declining. Purchasers of the Model 3 include people moving away from popular Honda models and also people who are upgrading from the Prius and the Nissan Leaf. I think it is clear that the Telsa Model 3 is going to be a massive success.

    79. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Poor Musk can't catch a break. Or a pedo.

    80. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that SEC is investigating, it is as clear what it is, as it was when it was announced - a price manipulation. Mr. Musk is going to jail.

    81. Re:Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the Teslarati, oil condenses on the sand from sunshine. Liberal arts degrees, that's what they do to you.

    82. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My take is that he's LYING to force a short squeeze." FTFY.

    83. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, just like the Evangelical Christians and the teslarati "shorts chasers" on /. then?

    84. Re: Do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why you're focusing on it is because all of your other idiotic causes of their imminent demise have been slammed into irrelevancy since you didn't understand the facts behind them, but that didn't stop you from repeatedly spouting them. SG&A is all you have left. And it still doesn't matter.

      And you might want to trim the quotes you include, as you COMPLETELY ignored the last sentence. The one with the main fact you can't seem to grasp: " And you just don't seem to get that growth and expansion has more expenses than steady state production."

      SG&A is increasing linearly with revenue because they're expanding. It will not continue to do so once they are in steady state production. It's the G&A that is driving it during expansion. The cost of sales is rather minimal, as they do virtually no advertising.

      Please take at least a basic economics or accounting course before spouting further drivel.

    85. Re: Do it by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      SG&A increases linearly because Tesla owns the sales channel. There's a reason other companies like Ford, GM, BMW have an SG&A less than 10% of revenues, despite the heavy advertising - they don't own the sales channel. Sales channel costs are "offloaded" from the company. In Tesla, it's structurally bound to revenue. Sales expenses necessarily increase linearly with revenues. But that's OK - you go on with your thoughts! Come back to me when Q3 data is released and - once again - SG&A is around 19-20% of revenues AND Tesla - once again - loses money.

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    86. Re: Do it by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they don't anymore and just sold it? Otherwise would seem very strange to buy controlling interest in a company, then boycott it's only product...

      http://www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

      and

      http://www.cbc.ca/news/busines...

  3. So Few Public Companies by glennrrr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't if it's the regulatory environment or what driving the trend towards privately owned companies, but every time one goes private there's less ability for common small investors to benefit from wealth generation. I'm just a worker with a 401K, and I'd like to get the returns needed to retire on my investment income. Events like this make it slightly harder to do.

    1. Re: So Few Public Companies by WindBourne · · Score: 2

      The reason is because so many are shorting, sueing over fake stuff, etc . In this case, if you are smart, buy at least a share. Then you are in on this.

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    2. Re:So Few Public Companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I don't if it's the regulatory environment or what driving the trend towards privately owned companies

      What trend? I've seen perhaps a handful of companies go from public to private. I'm not sure why you think there's "so few". There's literally thousands of them. You don't think thousands is enough to chose from for a 401k?

    3. Re:So Few Public Companies by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      there's less ability for common small investors to benefit from wealth generation.

      Explain.

    4. Re:So Few Public Companies by msauve · · Score: 1

      He's talking about 401(k) returns, and he wants to gamble on high risk stocks, since he can't use it to play the lottery. Must be old with not much of a 401(k), or he'd just invest it in an index fund for the long term (SPY, VOO, etc.).

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    5. Re:So Few Public Companies by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      there's less ability for common small investors to benefit from wealth generation.

      Explain.

      What's hard to understand? The stock market makes it possible for those small investors to invest in companies, without the company getting to decide whether they get to buy stock in it.

      Unfortunately, it also enables HFT and other kinds of BS, but it does still do the first thing.

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    6. Re:So Few Public Companies by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Mutual funds can (and do) own privately held companies. Arguably it is one of the big reasons why companies are electing to stay private-- no shortage of capital available to do it, and few real disincentives to not do it.

      It does make it much harder for risk-tolerant investors with less than $100k to invest in something they believe in, which is a shame. Maybe it will create more specialty mutual funds that focus on a small number of companies that give people a little bit of diversification in a common pool... but I have never really liked mutual funds.

    7. Re:So Few Public Companies by edtice1559 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This comment makes no sense. The OP's point is that if the best companies keep going private, investing in an index fund will start yielding lower returns and then retail investors will be completely shut out. If those index funds suddenly comprise only penny stocks, they wouldn't be good investments. Whether there is a risk of this happening or not is an interesting discussion (but off topic). But the OP is spot on that public markets are the last place where retail investors can get a good return. If those go away, there will be little upward mobility left.

    8. Re:So Few Public Companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had a Union pension, the bullshit of the stock market wouldn't matter. But we don't get to have nice things.

    9. Re: So Few Public Companies by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      They go private so they don't have to deal with Wall Steet bullshit, and they can just run their company and make products.

      Wall Steet never-look-ahead-more-than-3-months attitude is fucking horrible and ruins businesses that have farther outlooks. Fuck em.

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    10. Re: So Few Public Companies by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 0

      What's the point of owning a single share? Do they give you a shareholder discount or something? Even if the price doubles you get what a few hundred bucks.

      I'm going to save the world with my Tesla share. Or are going to retire on it when they start paying dividends, LOL.

    11. Re:So Few Public Companies by Hodr · · Score: 1

      It will likely result in buying shared of public companies that hold shares in private companies (like a mutual fund). Means extra overhead/management fees, but also may mean better returns if the hypothesis that all the best companies are private is true.

    12. Re:So Few Public Companies by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The stock market makes it possible for those small investors to invest in companies, without the company getting to decide whether they get to buy stock in it.

      Ah. No.

      The IPO allows businesses to issue stock and get money. After that, it's secondary securities: you're not giving the business any money when you buy its stock; you're giving another person money.

      The secondary security market is an information game, like poker. Most people see poker as gambling because the cards are random; they get destroyed by skilled poker players. Bluffing and reading are big parts of poker: you want to manipulate your opponent's information while deriving as much true information as you can. You want a vague read of how strong an opponent's hand is while preventing them from identifying your hand's relative strength. If you look too confident with a good hand, we know when you have a weak hand; if you bluff too hard on a weak hand, we know when you have a strong hand. A bluff has to look like a calculated risk you might take on a full house; so does a raise for an obscenely-strong hand.

      I know who trades on what books. The second-level trading data thus can tell me if the big investment brokers are bailing on a stock or if it's just retail traders. I know if people are buying in on E-Trade while Goldman Sachs and Freddie Mac are dumping their shares to these fools.

      Goldman and Freddie know something you don't.

      I'm dumping my shares, too. I'm walking away with your money. I don't know what they know, but I sure as hell know something you don't know.

      In Europe, investors focus more on stocks with dividends. That's actual profit sharing. It's also not wealth generation, just wealth distribution. Wealth generation involves structural change--increases in productivity--which are distributed through the economy, not through profits. Still, it's closer to what you're asking for than the usual American secondary securities trading game.

      As to wealth generation, that's structural change, as noted. Basically, if a business starts making some good 10% cheaper and sells it for a 10% lower price, it makes the same marginal profit while consumers buy 10% more. If that's commodity good, then most consumers are buying it. Some 10% of the business's workers might get laid off--even if that's 50,000 workers, it's 0.03% of the labor force, leaving 99.97% of consumers able to buy 10% more. That's 9.997% more purchasable goods and services, and slightly less than that per person: overall, you're looking at being able to produce, purchase, and consume more than 1.099x as much per person.

      I'm sure you can understand how having more stuff per person is more wealth. This is also why social insurances are important and fair: maybe we can all be 8% richer instead of 9% richer, and those people who lost their incomes because of a factory moving or a new technology can be supported as we rebuild their local economy so they can get jobs and self-support once more (which will quickly make us all even richer).

      So imagine if the business just kept that money as profit.

      That money isn't being spent to purchase more, so the jobs lost aren't replaceable: those people can't go out and sell something to anyone because 100% of the money people were already spending on things is already being spent on the same things. You just have fewer jobs to produce those things.

      In the real world, some of that profit gets invested back into research and expansion. Some goes to dividends, where it might get banked into the financial securities market or spent to consume. There's a level of loss there. In the real world, such improvements in efficiency also lower barriers to entry and increase price competition, so prices go down and nobody really just keeps a fat profit margin; these losses are acceptable and don't harm actual people (although the broken architecture of our government's social insurances does).

      If you just want to blindly invest in the stock market, you could just give me your money now. I'm actually not playing these days: it's too much work if you don't want to lose the shirt off your back.

    13. Re:So Few Public Companies by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to move away from assuming I know what precise defect of thinking someone is exercising. I've recently noticed you can play that one out as a debate tactic to make someone argue with themselves and look like a complete tool.

    14. Re:So Few Public Companies by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The stock market makes it possible for those small investors to invest in companies, without the company getting to decide whether they get to buy stock in it.

      The IPO allows businesses to issue stock and get money. After that, it's secondary securities: you're not giving the business any money when you buy its stock; you're giving another person money.

      That is only relevant to the corporation, not to the person buying the stock. Nice handwaving though. I'm asking the question asked, not other questions you imagined.

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    15. Re:So Few Public Companies by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The assertion was that you get a piece of "wealth creation" if you own stock. In America, the securities market is very much about value: it's based on the stock price going up and down. European markets are more about dividends, which take a portion of profits, although that's also not really "wealth" (the difference isn't subtle, just confusing).

      You don't get to "invest in companies" by buying stock on the secondary securities market. You're picking up a little pink slip that you think will be worth more or less later. You're somewhat gambling on a horse race, and you have the capacity to get more information and win money more often than not if you put work into it.

      tl;dr: buying stock doesn't get you a share of wealth generation. Buying stock lets you take somebody else's money--not the company's revenues, not some kind of profits, but money out of the pocket of another securities trader who is losing. You don't produce anything in the process, so there is not additional wealth generated on the side.

      The amount of money made in the stock market equals the amount of money lost. The ball gets bigger as more people buy in and inflation brings more dollars to the table.

    16. Re:So Few Public Companies by rsborg · · Score: 1

      I don't if it's the regulatory environment or what driving the trend towards privately owned companies, but every time one goes private there's less ability for common small investors to benefit from wealth generation. I'm just a worker with a 401K, and I'd like to get the returns needed to retire on my investment income. Events like this make it slightly harder to do.

      Well maybe you should be complaining about Goldman Sachs and other Wall St. mafia front-running trades or the system allowing easy market manipulation? Vampire squids gotta suck blood.

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    17. Re:So Few Public Companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two Words answer your question: Sarbanes Oxley. No one in their right mind would take a company public with those regulations on the books.

    18. Re:So Few Public Companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HFT could easily be fixed by forcing investors to hold shares for a period of time before they can sell them. If you had to hold a share for a day before selling it again (or perhaps a better option only being able to make one trade per company per 24-hour period), then it would have very little effect on normal investors while preventing high-frequency trading.

    19. Re:So Few Public Companies by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      tl;dr: buying stock doesn't get you a share of wealth generation. Buying stock lets you take somebody else's money--not the company's revenues, not some kind of profits, but money out of the pocket of another securities trader who is losing.

      Wrong. First, even that isn't necessarily true. You can be buying it from someone who bought it at a lower price. Second...

      You don't produce anything in the process, so there is not additional wealth generated on the side.

      Only you are talking about wealth generation. I'm talking about profit sharing. If the company profits then the stock tends to go up and then you can sell it and make money. Or the company pays dividends to shareholders. It doesn't matter if you give the money to the company (for initial shares) or to someone else (in a trade), either way it's an inexpensive way to potentially make some money when the company profits.

      Of course, there is the very real problem that the stock market operates not on the basis of reality, but on the perception of reality. That's certainly a caveat, but it doesn't change the basic premise. All it does is make stock market investment more like gambling than investment already would be. However, since investment is always a gamble, that is merely a difference of degree.

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    20. Re:So Few Public Companies by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      First, even that isn't necessarily true. You can be buying it from someone who bought it at a lower price.

      You're only going to come out with more money by selling it to someone else at a higher price. You want to hold the stock until you think it's at risk, then sell it to someone else. The ideal is someone else holds it while it loses value, and eventually you buy it back at lower prices and continue, pumping money to yourself.

      I'm talking about profit sharing. If the company profits then the stock tends to go up and then you can sell it and make money.

      The company gives you $0.000000000000000000 of its profits when you do that.

      Or the company pays dividends to shareholders.

      That actually is profit sharing. Most American traders are going for value (stock revenues) and not dividends.

      It doesn't matter if you give the money to the company (for initial shares) or to someone else (in a trade), either way it's an inexpensive way to potentially make some money when the company profits.

      The problem is you're mostly taking other people's money, making someone poorer to make yourself richer. Even profits aren't generation of wealth; they're the microeconomics of diverting available income to a particular entity (company), and dividends are the microeconomics of diverting some of that to yourself.

      It's quite possible for a company to destroy wealth while profiting, and for your stocks to pay big dividends on that. Hypothetically, if e.g. GM managed to lobby for some kind of tariff that greatly raised the price of foreign cars and also raised the cost of GM cars by a smaller amount, the same consumers would be able to purchase fewer GM cars--and fewer cars in general. People either can't access the newest cars with the best fuel efficiencies and safety features as rapidly or they buy as many cars but fewer other things.

      In other words: per individual American (and in the world as a whole), less consumption occurs, there are fewer jobs, and people are poorer. Wealth has been destroyed.

      This move cripples Ford and Chrysler, who were lagging in the automarket at the time. Toyota, Mazda, Kia, and Benz can't compete because their cars cost twice as much and GM's only cost 25% more. GM may have lower volume given a particular market, but its market share increases 6 times. GM is now carrying 480% as much profit. Its stock price soars, and you get tons of dividends.

      GM becomes more-profitable. You become richer. The world, in total, becomes poorer. Americans especially become poorer. Unemployment soars, but you're fat and happy because you hold GM stock.

      That doesn't even get into what happens when you have a State-supported monopoly and prices go up because there's no viable alternative--pulling more profits, paying more dividends.

  4. Lesson from the shorters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't dunk on Elon. Elon dunks on you.

  5. Sweet by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I just bought more shares this morning, just in under the wire it appears. Debated waiting until it fell a little more but obviously good not to wait! Will be interesting to see what happens.

    In a case like this I wonder what happens to short positions? Is it basically like the stock value is suddenly $420 (PS rolling eyes at obvious drug reference) and they have to settle up at that price? If so it's a last brutal "Fuck You" from Musk to the shorts.

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    1. Re: Sweet by WindBourne · · Score: 2

      Let's hope that is exactly how it works. In light of so many that we're trying to destroy Tesla, I would enjoy finding out how many of these ppl will be harmed or possibly financially wrecked.

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    2. Re:Sweet by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      I just bought more shares this morning, just in under the wire it appears.

      I'm on the opposite side of the fence. I was debating about buying Tesla shares and trying to balance Musk's personal behavior in recent weeks against what Tesla is doing and sort of decided I could stomach him. But it looks like I lost out.

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    3. Re:Sweet by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear that but it looks like he will be arranging for a way for investors to still invest in private Tesla as well, as mentioned they have a fidelity fund for SpaceX (which I didn't know about and am now going to look into).

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    4. Re:Sweet by OzPeter · · Score: 2

      Well unless you are speculating, investing should be long term anyway

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    5. Re:Sweet by Whorhay · · Score: 2

      The fidelity angle isn't much of an angle as it turns out. Fidelity among other companies, invested in SpaceX during earlier funding rounds, and so owns private stock. Those private stocks in SpaceX are then split up into a couple of Fidelities mutual funds. So you could "buy" some SpaceX private stock by purchasing shares in those mutual funds, however they'd be watered down as SpaceX represents a tiny portion of what is in those mutual funds. Additionally if the fund managers at Fidelity so choose they could sell that private stock position. The same is true for Alphabet, which also bought private shares in the same funding round.

    6. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      n a case like this I wonder what happens to short positions?

      Protective Calls. Write out-of-the-money puts to finance them. Meaning, the smart longs who have protective puts are financing the shorts.

      Contrary to Musk and Tesla fans' beliefs, shorts aren't some irrational Tesla "haters" who woke up one morning and thought, "I HATE Tesla and Musk! I'm gonna short because I'm a HATER!"

      And if Musk and his backers want to take Tesla private $420 - he actually said, "he's considering it" - good for them and good for you!

      Tesla stock is so crazy that I won't go near it. WAY too much premium in the options and the stock defies standard valuation techniques.

      I don't understand therefore, I follow Warren Buffet's advice.

    7. Re:Sweet by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clarifying that, the Fidelity thing sounds much less appealing now that I know the details. Oh well!

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    8. Re:Sweet by judoguy · · Score: 1

      If so it's a last brutal "Fuck You" from Musk to the shorts.

      So, in other words, the shorts take it in the shorts.

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    9. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talking to yourself isn't considered debating.

    10. Re:Sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for clarifying that, the Fidelity thing sounds much less appealing now that I know the details. Oh well!

      But you still flamed another AC above for stating the risk of investing with Fidelity after posting that.

      You fanboys never disappoint in your mendacity, ignorance of investment and business.

      It's not Musk or Tesla I dislike - it's you people. YOU are the trolls. I can't even have a rational investment discussion anymore because of you people adding your noise. And the fact that you people get mod'ed up here on Slashdot tells me the stupidity runs deep among techies.

      Here are some examples of you people being stupid:

      Those that know: "Yeah, in Q2 Tesla lost money again and the negative cash flows from operations are going to cause some problems servicing debt. The cash shortfalls will mean a liquidity problem."

      fanboy: "Tesla is NOT losing money! You're an idiot!"

      Or worse: "Tesla is putting all of its profits into building up!!"

      The great thing about Tesla (maybe) going private is you people going back under your rocks and flagellating yourselves over Elon pictures.

      And here I thought Apple/Jobs fanboys were obnoxious trolls!

    11. Re: Sweet by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 0

      Better bookmark this Windy, because it's probably the only time I'm ever going to agree with you.
      The more Americans that go broke the better. The less money they have,the less consumption and waste the rest of the world will have to put up with.

      Plus we wont have to listen to people like you who think they are saving the world with their 1 Tesla share.

  6. Time to rethink public corporations by mykepredko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not surprised Mr. Musk is doing this, he is clearly fed up with Wall Street and trying to meet their quarterly expectations rather develop the company and the products for the long term. I would think that dealing with analysts/quarterly statements and their (potential) fallout to be essentially overwhelming as well as causing the executive suite to try and maintain a positive outlook every twelve weeks.

    Going private doesn't mean that the stress of creating the best product and making a profit goes away, just that more focus can be put on the company and its products which should result in better products and a better ROI for the company's owners at the end of the day.

    I would expect other companies with long lead time products (Boeing, Ford, etc.) will consider finding private investors and taking themselves out of the exchanges so they can focus on their businesses and not making Wall Street investors happy.

    1. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would expect other companies with long lead time products (Boeing, Ford, etc.) will consider finding private investors and taking themselves out of the exchanges so they can focus on their businesses and not making Wall Street investors happy.

      ... and speed the redistribution of wealth which is already proceeding at great speed.

    2. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by JoeyRox · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You live by the sword, you die by the sword. Musk wasn't forced to take his company public - he did so because it was financially beneficial to do so. You can't feed at the trough and then complain about how the trough is set up.

      And back in more normal times, companies were required to have a track record of profit and profit growth before the markets would even consider buying into their public offering.

    3. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by ksw_92 · · Score: 2

      This. At the time of Tesla's IPO I thought he should've gone to the bond market first. It's not as splashy but it keeps control of the company in what you'd hope are the right hands and allows for longer-term plans to work through. Yes, you have to service the bond debt but that should be part of the plan.

    4. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by barc0001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > trying to meet their quarterly expectations rather develop the company

      Absolutely right. We've been seeing what happens to long standing tech institutions when the investors' quest for better quarterly numbers is king - R&D is sacrificed, entire parts of the company are sold off, and after the investors sell to take their profits and move elsewhere, the company is a sad shell of itself.

      And it's not just tech companies, it's most public companies. One of the public companies I worked for in years past owned the building they were in and rented out the bottom 3 floors to other businesses for a decent chunk of revenue, but decided one quarter that selling the building would be a great way to prop up the numbers for the shareholders and get some capital. Needless to say they went into receivership and were sold piecemeal a few years later as it turns out that a one time cash infusion doesn't help a company's long term bottom line nearly as much as renting out 3 floors of a commercial/retail building in one of Canada's most expensive neighborhoods (Vancouver's Kitsilano area), but hey quick cash made the shareholders happy that quarter.

    5. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You live by the sword, you die by the sword. Musk wasn't forced to take his company public - he did so because it was financially beneficial to do so. You can't feed at the trough and then complain about how the trough is set up.

      Exactly right. You can't have it both ways.

      Elon Musk is a billionaire because he took PayPal public and gave himself millions of shares of stock, and then did the same with Tesla. If those companies had stayed private he would be a lot less wealthy than he is today.

    6. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by iggymanz · · Score: 0

      "Trol" isl quoting the largest analyst firms, m'kay

      Just like Musk insulting analysts instead of laying out coherent plan.

      yup, it's all just trolls, Tesla financials are fine and solid, and profitability just around the corner....

      nope, needs *large* cash infusion outside of what any sane market would provide.

    7. Re: Time to rethink public corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woooooosh. Here is a hint: people like Elon are not doing it for the money.

    8. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      He says in his letter, Tesla is the most heavily shorted stock ever and that is creating incentive for people with vested interests to attack it in underhanded ways. So he is taking it private.

      He stands to lose all of his 100 billion pay package everyone talked about and used to attack him as a money grabber. He gets minimum wage to comply with the law and he does even cash those checks.

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    9. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by jimbobxxx · · Score: 1

      You could argue that it was the right thing to do. If operations is losing money, but its being masked by some rental thing maybe economically would be better to lose the operational bit of the company. (I know nothing about your particular case though)

    10. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 2

      The bond market wouldn't lend to him because of the combination of astronomical risk and no upside.

      Think about it -- the bond lender gets, at most, the principal and interest they charge you. They don't share at all in the company success, no matter how much you make.

    11. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      Yes, or could be the CEO's options just got vested and he wants to juice the stock's price before cashing out bigly.

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    12. Re: Time to rethink public corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here’s a hint. That statement is complete bullshit.

    13. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by mentil · · Score: 1

      Could also be they knew they were near the end of their rope, and the last-ditch effort of selling their building bought them another couple years.

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    14. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      There is such a thing as a convertible bond...

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    15. Re: Time to rethink public corporations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a hint. That statement is complete bullshit.

      Here's another hint. You are completely full of shit.

    16. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by Daralantan · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a few years ago when Nintendo had one of the E3 press conferences. They announced several games that it seemed like a ton of fans went crazy for. Lots of people online were excited, unless they just didn't like Nintendo.

      Meanwhile their stocks dropped a large amount, the reason from investors was basically : They didn't quit video games and focus 100% on mobile gaming. Mobile games are the future so we're dropping Nintendo.

    17. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      You could argue that it was the right thing to do. If operations is losing money, but its being masked by some rental thing maybe economically would be better to lose the operational bit of the company. (I know nothing about your particular case though)

      The loses would be *masked* if the rental as an additional source of income were unknown or undocumented. Perhaps it might have been better to expand into rentals. I mean, it's all a guessing game w/o knowing the specifics of the company. It's ok to lose on ops and survive on alternative sources of income *if* there's an actual path/plan to get the ops into the green again (via more product development and what not.)

    18. Re:Time to rethink public corporations by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Not in this case, the building was a great revenue source and everything else was ticking along OK. They used the influx of cash stupidly as they'd never had their hands on so much money and went on a massive buying spree, renovated the hell out of the offices (that they DIDN'T OWN any more...sigh) and bought a smaller company. It was like giving your kid an allowance of $10 a week all their life and then handing them $1000 in twentys and expecting them to be responsible with it.

      Making matters even worse in retrospect, they sold the building right before Vancouver's massive insane real estate market started to take off. Like literally months before the 20+ year rocketship ride up.

    19. Re: Time to rethink public corporations by corydoras · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's to nourish his fragile ego.

  7. R & D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    While it is certainly his money (or investor's money) to do with what he will, but it seems as if it would be more prudent to use that kind of funding to accelerate production and research.

    1. Re:R & D by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the "explosion" he warned the shorts of in June. ROFLMAO.

      The only way he could do that is by offering more stock to the new buyers and watering down the current shares. People would be screaming. That is actually one of the main things the shorts he so nicely warned have been using to try to talk the stock down - that he would water the stock down with new stock offerings in order to raise money.

      But, with it being private, they will be better able to throw their own money in now and then. I've estimated Tesla will need at least another $70 billion or so of funding over around 10 years to get where I think he wants to go. These new investors and others down the road will have much more than this $72 billion in the company before it is over, they know that, and they are OK with that.

      I think he wants to be mostly TaaS by 2030 or so. He wants the vehicles to be mostly owned by the company and routinely going a million miles on power produced by the company. Basically, he's aiming for a wipeout of both the auto and oil industry as it stands today. A few will be able to reorganize in time or be protected by their nations (like the Chinese ones), but it will mostly collapse.

      That is much easier to do as an internationally held private company that doesn't have to publicly answer to stockholders all of the time.

      This isn't the last takeover trick up his sleeve.

    2. Re:R & D by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You guys don't know what you are talking about. The watering down is done by issuing more convertible bonds. He probably realized that is going to tank the stock and company so he is taking it private and then the suckers won't know exactly what he is doing. He won't have to answer to anyone, just Tweet. Very Trump like. No wonder he donates to the GOP.

  8. That private funding deal better be real by JoeyRox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Otherwise Musk just committed a securities violation by lying about a potential private buyout.

    1. Re:That private funding deal better be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That private funding is a real as a $35000 model 3 and full self driving on each car.

    2. Re:That private funding deal better be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    3. Re:That private funding deal better be real by nwf · · Score: 1

      I don't think he's that dumb to commit securities fraud.

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    4. Re:That private funding deal better be real by haibane · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have full self driving. it has the capability for hands free driving. It's basically ADAS level 3.

    5. Re:That private funding deal better be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he’s dumber.

    6. Re:That private funding deal better be real by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission allows companies to use social media outlets like Facebook and Twitter to announce key information in compliance with its fair disclosure rules so long as investors have been alerted about which social media outlets will be used to disseminate such information.

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    7. Re:That private funding deal better be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That’s the joke dimbass.

    8. Re:That private funding deal better be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you know way more than him or his lawyers. That bag of Cheetos isn't going to eat itself, neckbeard.

    9. Re:That private funding deal better be real by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      And a model 3 isn't $35k, that is the point.

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    10. Re:That private funding deal better be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure he's not more dumbest?

    11. Re:That private funding deal better be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From corporate accounts not private accounts. Musk is gonna get ass raped in prison for fraud he committed.

    12. Re: That private funding deal better be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youd love that wouldnt you

    13. Re:That private funding deal better be real by iggymanz · · Score: 2

      Dumb enough to insult analysts instead of presenting a plan to profitability

    14. Re:That private funding deal better be real by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Dumb enough to insult analysts instead of presenting a plan to profitability

      The analysts were being insulting, they deserved to be insulted. Stop crying about their crying.

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    15. Re:That private funding deal better be real by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Analysts wanted sane plan, Musk has none.

      Today's tweet may be violation of law, there will be shareholder lawsuits.

    16. Re:That private funding deal better be real by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Analysts wanted sane plan, Musk has none.

      One of the analysts was smacked down for asking a question literally answered in the material provided before the session. The other one asked a dumb question. They didn't want a plan. They just wanted to FUD.

      Today's tweet may be violation of law, there will be shareholder lawsuits.

      Might be, probably isn't, provided he's not trading on it and he's not lying. So far Musk has only lied about dates he would meet targets.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    17. Re:That private funding deal better be real by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      there are strict laws about how information that affects share price may be revealed. historically social media hasn't been recognized as one of those ways

    18. Re:That private funding deal better be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's dumbing!

    19. Re:That private funding deal better be real by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      One can call it a lie, if he knew there was no way the deadlines can be met.

      Otherwise it is just overly optimistic estimates.

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    20. Re:That private funding deal better be real by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      One can call it a lie, if he knew there was no way the deadlines can be met.
      Otherwise it is just overly optimistic estimates.

      In my book, that is a lesser kind of lie. It's one that I've been guilty of myself, I don't think it makes him a bad person or anything. But saying you will do something by a certain time when you don't know that you will be able to do so, even if that's because other people set your expectations incorrectly, is lying not about your intentions but about your abilities.

      It wouldn't stop me from buying Tesla stock or anything, because he's always come through in the end, and Tesla is still a wildly popular stock. But it's still a form of BSing people.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    21. Re:That private funding deal better be real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But more than arrogant enough.

  9. Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shareholders can sure seem like trolls. However, if you take their money, you are accountable to them.

    Kudos to Elon for going through with this. It was supremely crappy of him to be badmouthing investors on the last yearly call. If you don't like investors asking questions then don't take their money. Looks like he's going to fix that problem.

    1. Re: Shareholders by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Problem is, that Tesla likely did not take these ppl money. I would guess that nearly all of stock was sold to ppl that want Tesla to succeed. Otoh, the shorters, unions, GOP, etc came along and are working to destroy Tesla.

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    2. Re: Shareholders by 110010001000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Elon gives money to the GOP. Why would they try to "destroy" Tesla? You fanboys are hilarious.

    3. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To them, everything that doesn't own Tesla stock or a Tesla, is a boogie man.

    4. Re: Shareholders by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      elon gave a little bit of money to a few GOP. Big whoop.
      OTOH, a large number of red states continue to work to block Tesla from selling in their state.
      BUT, I suspect that with this going private, that investment money will be forthcoming, and Tesla will probably open up a NEW bid for a third GF in America.
      At that point, any GOP politician that is fighting Tesla will likely have some explaining to do.

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    5. Re:Shareholders by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      1) They're quarterly calls, not yearly
      2) It was Q1 of this year, not last year
      3) There were two people. They were not "investors", they were analysts, both of whom had been pushing short theses (although only one was generally negative on Tesla as a whole). The the questions were - BTW - boneheaded. One of them was literally answered right at the top of the quarterly newsletter that everyone on the call was supposed to have read before calling in.
      4) There actually was one person on the call (Galileo) representing actual retail investors, and Musk devoted half the call to answering questions from him.

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    6. Re: Shareholders by Rei · · Score: 2

      Elon has donated only slightly more to the GOP/Republican candidates than he has to Democrats/Democratic candidates. Generally his own reps and people on key congressional committees. Aka, for access (I hope that it doesn't shock your sensibilities to learn that members of your government pay more attention to you when you give them money, although I know you'll feign offense at the concept)

      These donations in turn have been orders of magnitude smaller than he's given to organizations such as the Sierra Club.

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      Assuming ethanol comes from murdered children and the hydrogen from magic, hydrogen saves 132% more lives than ethanol.
    7. Re: Shareholders by Rei · · Score: 1

      But I should back off. You've just lost a ton of money and I'm sure you want to vent. Come on. Shout. Shout. Let it all out.

      Come on. I'm talking to you, come on.

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      Assuming ethanol comes from murdered children and the hydrogen from magic, hydrogen saves 132% more lives than ethanol.
    8. Re: Shareholders by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      I am not invested in Tesla at all. You fanboys are crazy. I wouldn't touch Tesla stock. I have no idea if it is going to go up or down. I just know you are a fanboy. You might as well come out and admit it. Just say: "I think Musk is a genius who will be taking us all to Mars and away from the common people". Just admit it so we can all have a good laugh and move on.

    9. Re: Shareholders by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yes. That is what I said. He donates to the GOP. I am not sure why you are talking about the Sierra Club or Democrats. He donates to the GOP. As for paying for "access" to politicians: that is a pretty scummy thing to do. I am surprised a person like you are on board with it, but I guess fanboys can rationalize anything.

    10. Re: Shareholders by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      I think giving money to the GOP (which is a disgusting organization) is a big deal. You fanboys can rationalize anything, but I can't side with a guy who gives money to the very people who are helping to destroy this country.

    11. Re: Shareholders by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Actually I should take that statement back: I AM invested in Tesla via some mutual funds I own. It makes no difference. I don't sit around and defend mega corporations just because I own a fractional part. Completely nuts.

    12. Re: Shareholders by Rei · · Score: 1

      So you've been ranting and raving all this time about how Tesla was doomed, yet you never actually held those beliefs strongly enough to put even a penny on the line? Basically, you were concern trolling?

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      Assuming ethanol comes from murdered children and the hydrogen from magic, hydrogen saves 132% more lives than ethanol.
    13. Re: Shareholders by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      No, I have been WARNING people like you that you SHOULDN'T INVEST in individual stocks, especially things like Tesla. The risk to reward is way too high. In addition, I am trying to make the point that Tesla is NOT a "green" company. They make tech toys for the 1%. If you are looking to invest "green", Tesla is not a good investment.

      And I was wrong: I am "long" Tesla because some of the mutual funds I own have Tesla positions. It makes no difference to any of my points. There is nothing like trying to get through to brainwashed cultists. Plus I think Musk is a scumbag personally, but that is another matter.

    14. Re: Shareholders by Rei · · Score: 1

      No, I have been WARNING people like you that you SHOULDN'T INVEST in individual stocks, especially things like Tesla.

      What a pity I didn't listen to you ;)

      It makes no difference to any of my points.

      Yes, it does. What sort of person who was convinced that Tesla was destined for imminent failure wouldn't take the "obvious" profits from that? What, was your checking account earning too high of an interest rate compared to doubling your money on Tesla's "obvious" collapse?

      Let's say you weren't 100% convinced - you were just acting that way. Let's say you were only 90% convinced. Heck, let's say only 50% they were going bankrupt, 25% they'd decline but not go bankrupt, 20% that they'd hold even, and 5% that they'd rise (If so, good acting job, by the way, pretending to be way more convinced than you were). Are you saying you'd choose checking account-level interest over a 50% chance of doubling your money, a 25% of a huge return, a 20% chance of no return, and a 5% chance of a loss?

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      Assuming ethanol comes from murdered children and the hydrogen from magic, hydrogen saves 132% more lives than ethanol.
    15. Re: Shareholders by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      No, I would never take that risk. I don't know if Tesla is going to fail or not. It could survive with more funding, or it could become profitable, or it collapse under its massive debt (most likely). I would never go long or short on it based on what I know. My point is people like you DON'T KNOW EITHER. But you are a fanboy, and keep posting Tesla stories and hyping the stock and talking in minute detail about Tesla (remember how many robots of which type they were going to add to production line X?). My main point is that you shouldn't be investing in Tesla, and impressionable people shouldn't listen to you and risk their money either. You might have gotten lucky with Tesla, but that is pure luck, you weren't investing. My guess is you haven't sold a single share which means you have ZERO profit, because there are no dividends. You are just a person who thinks Musk is going to take us all to Mars and lead us to the promised land. Ridiculous. You should find a better hobby than being a corporate cheerleader. Maybe join the Sierra Club or Greenpeace if you are interested in actually helping.

    16. Re: Shareholders by Rei · · Score: 1

      My guess is you haven't sold a single share which means you have ZERO profit

      Just had a stop order trigger today at $379 ;) Only set them last week because it had become obvious that shorts were going to keep this stock highly volatile at least until the end of Q4, and I wanted to be able to profit on all of the ups and downs. Going to cancel the rest of the stop orders now. Obviously don't want to sell at lower than $420. Probably will put the money from the $379 sell back into an order at... not entirely decided yet, maybe a couple tiers around ~$370 and ~$360? I think the shorts might get it down that low. Musk could state that the sun will rise in the west tomorrow and they'd place bets on it rising in the east ;)

      No, I would never take that risk.

      You didn't even have a 50% confidence they'd fail? Give us the number then. What was your actual confidence that they'd fail? 30%? 15%? 5%? 0%? Come on, let us in on it. I want to know that after all of this hyperventilating from you, how little confidence in your words you actually had.

      Don't dodge this. After all of your ranting, how confident were you actually?

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      Assuming ethanol comes from murdered children and the hydrogen from magic, hydrogen saves 132% more lives than ethanol.
    17. Re: Shareholders by Rei · · Score: 1

      Ugh....

      I was perfectly happy with that post until I realized that when I switched the order of the sentence "... shorts would place bets on the sun rising in the west if Musk told them it'd rise in the east" I forgot to switch the directions as well :P

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      Assuming ethanol comes from murdered children and the hydrogen from magic, hydrogen saves 132% more lives than ethanol.
    18. Re: Shareholders by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I have a 80% confidence that Tesla will fail under its massive debt eventually and get bought out. But enjoy your corporate money. I am sure it will be useful on Mars when you and Bruce arrive to the promised land.

    19. Re: Shareholders by Rei · · Score: 1

      Bring on the jokes, I deserve them ;)

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      Assuming ethanol comes from murdered children and the hydrogen from magic, hydrogen saves 132% more lives than ethanol.
    20. Re: Shareholders by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      You are just an obnoxious corporatist. Just don't pretend you are "green" or saving planet Earth. There are real humans working on doing that. Musk isn't one of them.

    21. Re: Shareholders by mentil · · Score: 1

      Musk could state that the sun will rise in the west tomorrow and they'd place bets on it rising in the east ;)

      Unless SpaceX is going to change Earth's spin, that'd be a safe bet.

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      Corruption is convincing someone that the selfless ideal is the same as their selfish ideal.
    22. Re:Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Short sellers are not investors. They borrow shares, sell them, and then buy them back to return them to the actual investors.

      They are hedge fund douche bags who are betting against the company, and couldn't give two shits about the employees of the company if their play succeeds as long as they make a buck or two on the way down so they can brag over a $1200 bottle of scotch to other hedge fund douche bags.

      They're parasites, not investors.

    23. Re: Shareholders by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Bad troll is bad.

      He gives to both parties, just like anyone else with a shitload of money that wants to keep that same shitload of money. He very likely has to buy congress critters to fend off all the other bought congress critters from other interests that want to see Tesla / SpaceX die (GM, Ford, Boeing, Lockheed, ExxonMobil, etc.)

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    24. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why burn him at the stake even if he was giving billions to the GOP? The left vilifying anyone on the right is getting very tiresome.

    25. Re: Shareholders by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Um, not a troll. He gives to the GOP. Buying "Congress critters" so you can "keep a shitload of money" is not good. Fucking pathetic fanboys.

    26. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey .... can you stop it with the blah fanboy blah all the time? You are like a broken record. Everytime I look at /. I see you've been posting nasty biting catty little msgs again.

      Go out. Do some good. Be nice to someone. You seem articulate - this shittiness doesn't become you.

    27. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I have been WARNING people like you that you SHOULDN'T INVEST in individual stocks, especially things like Tesla. The risk to reward is way too high. In addition, I am trying to make the point that Tesla is NOT a "green" company. They make tech toys for the 1%. If you are looking to invest "green", Tesla is not a good investment.

        And I was wrong: I am "long" Tesla because some of the mutual funds I own have Tesla positions. It makes no difference to any of my points. There is nothing like trying to get through to brainwashed cultists. Plus I think Musk is a scumbag personally, but that is another matter.

      Do you suffer from Musk Derangement Syndrome? It sounds like you are angry over nothing. Does it infuriate you that the 1% can buy a nice electric car and you cannot? Do you think Musk a scumbag because he plays Twitter tag with those who wish he would fail?

      Personally, I give exactly zero shits how "green" Musk is. I would love to see him take Tesla private even for only a day just to fuck all the shorts who seem to all be plucked from the same mold as you. And I hope he succeeds. I would love to own a model S if I had the cash to burn.

    28. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are just an obnoxious corporatist. Just don't pretend you are "green" or saving planet Earth. There are real humans working on doing that. Musk isn't one of them.

      Tell you what junior. Why don't you come back when you are old enough to grow a beard? It's always been about making money. The only part green or saving planet Earth comes from you tree hugging hippies wishing for unicorns. That's the hook to get you losers to take a bath and plunk down some money for a car you can feel good about.

    29. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I should take that statement back: I AM invested in Tesla via some mutual funds I own. It makes no difference. I don't sit around and defend mega corporations just because I own a fractional part. Completely nuts.

      No you sit around and attack mega corporations for no coherent reason despite the fact you own a fractional part. Completely nuts.

    30. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a weird way to think about it. Shorting helps price discovery and improves market efficiency. The short pays to borrow, and when they are wrong the result is longs making more money. Itâ(TM)s not a good strategy for everyone, but I donâ(TM)t think itâ(TM)s only the exclusive territory of parasites.

    31. Re: Shareholders by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      np. I read an SF book by a decent author, and he foobar'd the directions once. Got past him and the profreeders. OTOH, you've added grist to the mill for certain millers here who really really reilly hate you.

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      His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere. - Mark Twain
    32. Re: Shareholders by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      I'm sensing quite a bit of angst amongst the short troll crowd here. Good. Really the $420 price is a little bit of a gift. If Musk hadn't set a price, the stock could have gone up to $500 to $600 based on price speculation. That would have hurt! As it is, if you are leveraged, well then OUCH! Serves you right for peddling disinformation in a effort to destroy an innovative American company. Really I think trolls have a touch of psychopathy...you know, the same condition that in extreme cases afflicts serial killers. Well, if Tesla goes private, at least the trolls will mostly go away, as there won't be any profit in what they do.

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      This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when first he appears as a protector - Plato (423 to 327 BC)
    33. Re: Shareholders by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Nobody ever said it was good. It's not good. But it's the way it is. A business of sufficient size must bribe^W donate to campaigns in order to not be regulated to death by all the bribes^W donations your competition pays.

      It's a shit system, but it's the one we've got. And though it doesn't justify anything, I'll bet that any company that makes a product you enjoy, or any company you may have investments in also bribes^W donates to both political parties. Because that's what larger businesses must do to survive.

      Why don't you go get incensed by that, instead of worrying whom an individual donates to? Also, what happened to the personal choice for someone to believe what he wants, and do what he would like with his money?

      Is it cool with you if I have a difference of opinion, or have you been appointed the minister of what is acceptable for all by some fucking higher power?

      Bad troll is bad. Go away.

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    34. Re: Shareholders by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I think giving money to the GOP (which is a disgusting organization) is a big deal. You fanboys can rationalize anything, but I can't side with a guy who gives money to the very people who are helping to destroy this country.

      He's a businessman and the GOP has had a lock on Congress for years and put a corrupt narcissist into the Oval Office.
      Elon may get away with calling a foreign diver a pedo but he dare not even hint that Trump would happily bang Ivanka like a screen door.
      He's up against a lot serious players with much deeper and fighting lawsuits in multiple states to overturn dealership laws. He needs to at least try to placate those dangerous lunatics.

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    35. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're very ugly when you're gloating. Perhaps it would be good to wait until Elon succeeds in taking the company private, he has a history of talking big but missing his goals.

      I'd also caution you on be careful what you wish for, what changes will the new owners want?

      Also, as Elon is the single largest shareholder, isn't this him cashing out?

    36. Re: Shareholders by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      All of that moral outrage plus $1.50 might buy you a coffee. Just don't go to Starbucks.

    37. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The major downside to shorting is not a potential for loss, but a potential for unconstrained loss.

      In a long position, you might lose your lunch. In a short position, you might lose meals forever.

      That level of risk isn't appropriate for everyone, regardless of conviction about the future. Remember that risk = likelihood of an event * damage caused by the event. That last factor is potentially infinite (although practically constrained by the size of an economy--and small investors vs. the economy will get trounced if their short goes badly).

    38. Re: Shareholders by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1

      Stock is sold to people who want to make money. Stock is also shorted by people who also want to make money.
      You don't get to pick and choose who buys your stock, that's the whole public part of going public.

    39. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he has a history of being a bit late on his goals, but ultimately getting to the finish line. Tesla completed the initial 10-year master plan and is on to the next.

    40. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he had put money on it, you would have dismissed him as a short. Seems you are trying to have your cake and eat it.

    41. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not about picking investors, it's about the bad press that some anti-investors (my word for short sellers) are creating to hurt sales and therefore revenue. Short sellers are not investors by definition. While waiting for the stock price to plummet, they hold no stock; having already sold (potentially) high. Destroying the company's image in order to buy back low (and return the borrowed shares) is antithetical to long term investment. That short actually diminished the borrowed shares.

    42. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were merely a bet at a craps table (pass : don't pass :: investors : shorts) then it would be ethical. It strays to harmful when the shorts try to influence the market with bad publicity; which can reduce sales and therefore revenue. To keep with the analogy, that's like swapping in loaded dice.

    43. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think giving money to the GOP (which is a disgusting organization) is a big deal. You fanboys can rationalize anything, but I can't side with a guy who gives money to the very people who are helping to destroy this country.

      This post brought to you by Pot Calling The Kettle Names, Inc.

      Seriously, any politician that has been re-elected is basically pandering scum by definition. Good people do not get into politics on either side.

      On the plus side, most of your posts have the amazing quality of showing truth. Although probably not how you expect. It's usually the opposite of whatever you say. ;)

    44. Re: Shareholders by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1

      Yes obviously, agree completely. Hopefully anyone lying to the public in order to profit from the price falling will be prosecuted.
      But being a public company traded on the stock market has rules. You don't get to choose who trades your stock. They must have known short selling existed, and shouldn't be so surprised.
      Windy seems to think only good people trade stocks. Maybe they were both a little naive.

    45. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both sides of the trade have the right to argue their position. Pointing out the many arguments for why Tesla is overvalued isn't unethical, it's a normal part of a functioning market. Most companies couldn't give a shit about shorts on their stock. Tesla cares because Musk stupidly tied the fate of the company to its stock price. That's not the fault of short sellers, it's the fault of management for getting in too deep.

    46. Re: Shareholders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the point. Musk would not care if there were short positions if they were not trying to ruin the public image of the company. All these cases of bad press with misleading articles from shorts trying to influence the market are fraud. It's the inverse of a pump and dump scheme.

  10. He only pays for shareholders selling by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it seems as if it would be more prudent to use that kind of funding to accelerate production and research.

    Free of noise and short manipulation he'll have a lot more time and funds free to go into R&D.

    Once could also argue this move is a massive marketing expenditure as without short backing, negative Tesla news stories will dry up like dust in the wind, and sales should soar ever higher...

    Remember, he only has to actually spend money on people wanting to sell shares - the large majority of Tesla investors (like myself) would not be selling at $420, we'd continue to be private shareholders, so that would be part of the funding not spent that could be used further on R&D. So while he has $84 billion in funding to take TSLA private, he probably will only have to spend about 20$ of that on share buybacks and can put the rest into other efforts.

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    1. Re:He only pays for shareholders selling by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      no he does not pay for sells - other market people who buy do...were you asleep in econ 101?

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    2. Re:He only pays for shareholders selling by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

      Why are you guys so focused on the "shorts"? What are they doing to Tesla? Nothing. However, he is right: suckers like you will continue giving him money and going private means he doesn't have to tell you what is going on and he can control everything via Twitter and you will lap it up. Ridiculous. He is taking you guys for a ride again.

    3. Re: He only pays for shareholders selling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This: I don't get it. Let them short. If the companies good they will lose. If the company turns out profitable, the shorters lose. They guessed wrong.

      However, if the company tanks, the shorters won, they made the right guess.

      I just don't get it, let them short it, it's their money, not yours.

    4. Re: He only pays for shareholders selling by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, but it damages Musk's ego to have shorts around. And his fanboys hate it when Musk is hurt. They take it way too personally. If the company performs, the shorts lose. If it doesn't, they make money. It makes no difference to the company itself. Another heavily shorted stock is Apple. Do you think they get all upset about it? What a crazy fanclub.

    5. Re:He only pays for shareholders selling by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Good way of looking at it as a marketing investment!

      I'm long a meaningful number of shares (at least to me), and from where I sit, I'm not sure if I would sell or hold at $420. It really isn't a high enough price to meet my growth expectations, but at the same time I am not sure if they could keep growing at 10% per year with that as a baseline.

      The closing price today isn't yet at arbitrage pricing levels, so it will be interesting to see what happens over the next week.

    6. Re:He only pays for shareholders selling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free of noise and short manipulation ...

      Short manipulation doesn't exist. It's an imaginary boogeyman in your head, all you fanboys and in Musk's.

      How do I know? Because it's highly illegal and is monitored by the SEC.

      So, enjoy your imaginary persecution - you're not one of those Evangelical Christians are you? - and realize that if you are long, you just got a really lucky payday.

      Congratulations! You won on the lottery.

      If you are delusional enough to think it's all brains and not luck, well, I have an investment in cyber coins you'd like that's backed by a bridge in Brooklyn.

      PS: I tried posting something not so combative, but I got this lameness filter bullshit Slashdot is provoking us to be dicks. Oh well, it's just SuperKendall and it's karma for him.

    7. Re:He only pays for shareholders selling by Rei · · Score: 1

      I do have some mixed feelings about voting for it. It definitely puts Tesla in a stronger competitive position, and the $420 price floor is a nice touch. And I don't mind losing voting rights and having less frequent ability to buy in / cash out.

      On the other hand, the volatility created by the shorts - while bad for the company - are great for longs. They keep dumping in money, getting squeezed, dumping in money, getting squeezed... it's effectively a wealth transfer from them to us.

      Health of the company, or good buying opportunities? Hmm...

      I'd like to be greedy and pick the latter, but my natural instinct is the former.

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      Assuming ethanol comes from murdered children and the hydrogen from magic, hydrogen saves 132% more lives than ethanol.
    8. Re:He only pays for shareholders selling by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      I'm not really sure if the volatility is bad for the company-- a distraction, maybe, but not really damaging in and of itself. Even from a marketing strategy, you build the company cult by being the underdog, and being exciting. I see a lot of parallels to Apple in many ways, 20 years later.

      What really makes me want to vote no is the idea of a mutual fund making fees on already meager gains that are likely as Tesla moves forward. I can't see them having something like a high-value capital pool with low fees and a low value pool with higher fees. I am sure the company would subsidize the fees for employees.

    9. Re:He only pays for shareholders selling by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if I would sell or hold at $420. It really isn't a high enough price to meet my growth expectations

      So you think the shares are worth more than $420? That puts you at odds with the rest of the market, and indeed, Musk himself.

      I mean, the share price includes projected future value already. Just clearly not enough for you. At least you've backed your judgement and bought the shares.

    10. Re:He only pays for shareholders selling by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      $420 is less than 10% above the all-time high— the gain is nice, but not really a huge premium over what I see in the company.

      The decision for me would all come down to the ownership structure— is the "fund” diversified, does it have management fees, will gains be reinvested or paid out as dividends, etc.

  11. Avoiding Accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all this is. If he has nothing to hide, there's no reason to take it private. The only reason public companies go private is to avoid public disclosure requirements that are designed to prevent bad actors acting badly and screwing shareholders.

    1. Re:Avoiding Accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, not even remotely true.

    2. Re: Avoiding Accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Public disclosure has a considerable cost attached.
      I can perfectly understand not wanting to be beholden to a meddle of 2ct myopic idiots, luddites and adversaries.

    3. Re: Avoiding Accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why go public in the first place? Oh right, because he needed money.

      Live by the sword, die by the sword.

    4. Re: Avoiding Accountability by Rei · · Score: 1

      Nah. Live by the sword, profit nicely off the sword, sell the sword and go back to a life in a non-sword-related field.

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    5. Re: Avoiding Accountability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go fuck yourself your god musk failed

  12. theres no free lunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i wonder what kind of fool would let the ceo to flap about the transaction on twitter and let everyone know his budget before any deals are made
    or, who is meant to eat this bullshit this time? beloved shareholders?

  13. Got that wrong by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    this is a classic Enron.

    Wrong - it's a classic Elon.

    That is to say, thinking outside the box people are trying to trap you in.

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    1. Re:Got that wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that to do what he proposes requires either a hostile buy out which gets REALLY expensive, or it needs to go to a shareholder vote and they vote to agree to a buy out at a voted upon price. The CEO can't just say "I'm freezing the price and buying all outstanding shares at the current price". Beyond that, at the current price, it's 72 billion for a stock that is horrifically overpriced on a company that is in real danger of going bankrupt. Who has 72 billion to invest in Tesla for the only purpose of taking them private? Now, add to that, who has 72 billion to invest and is willing to ignore the stupid amount they're overpriced right now. Remember, their market cap is bigger than GM right now. And GM has a lot more tangible everything.

    2. Re:Got that wrong by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      One of Saudi national wealth funds most likely. Bin Salman has been clear in his policy to massively invest in post-oil economy. This fits the bill.

      And these are the most currency-rich funds in the world, bar none.

    3. Re:Got that wrong by Rei · · Score: 1

      There are so many possibilities. Saudi cash is certainly one. Could very easily picture the Norwegian sovereign wealth fund getting involved. Chinese investors seem to be trying to fund anything that moves these days, particularly if it has a plug. Apple is flush with cash and doesn't seem to know what to do with it. Musk is friends with Larry Page. I mean, on and on and on. Finding out who's ponying up the cash will be interesting.

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  14. 401K? IRA? Love this!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you work for a company, they tell you who administers your retirement. And they tell you what funds you can buy. Now, if your company uses Fidelity - a HUGE supporter of Musk (they invested in SpaceX) - you have pretty much no choice but to indirectly invest in Tesla - or buy money market or bond funds. (Ick! as of now)

    Now if one thinks that Tesla is very very overpriced and subsequently has a ton of risk and it's not for you - something that Elon himself has said in his Q1/2018 investor call - you are SOL.

    We're talking about RETIREMENT savings.

    Speaking as someone who has just recovered from 2000 - yes, the year 2000 - 18 years ago; too much risk is a bad thing when it's money you will need.

    If the Saudis want to dump money into our markets (and I think way overpay), good for US because it inflates our savings.

    If the Chinese want to finance the Tesla factory in Shanghai, China, good for us! (Although, it's not going to be good for Tesla - very very long story.)

    The Saudis money is pumped from the ground. If they want to create an asset bubble, good! I just want the ability to stay out of the way of "irrational exuberance" - been there, got the T-shirt, and I don't need that again.

    1. Re: 401K? IRA? Love this!! by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      If you are just recovering from the .com burst, you are a bad investor. The stock market has doubled or more since 2000. You could have recovered with nothing but blue chip investments.

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  15. Stock manipulation???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is the not an attempt to manipulate the stock? This seems rather ludicrous to announce such a thing on Twitter!

  16. Did he mention Fidelity? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Hopefully that 71.3 billion doesn’t include any significant portion of my retirement funds...

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    1. Re:Did he mention Fidelity? by Thelasko · · Score: 1
      Yes he did mention Fidelity.

      My hope is *all* current investors remain with Tesla even if we’re private. Would create special purpose fund enabling anyone to stay with Tesla. Already do this with Fidelity’s SpaceX investment.

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    2. Re:Did he mention Fidelity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes he did mention Fidelity.

      My hope is *all* current investors remain with Tesla even if we’re private. Would create special purpose fund enabling anyone to stay with Tesla. Already do this with Fidelity’s SpaceX investment.

      He said himself in his Q1 conference call that anyone who doesn't like risk shouldn't be in Tesla. I include retirement funds in that category.

      Been through the dot.bomb crash. I would not care to relive that again. It took me years to recover.

    3. Re:Did he mention Fidelity? by zlives · · Score: 1

      I hate the investors so much that i want them to stay when i take it public.... now that is truly speaking from both ends.

    4. Re:Did he mention Fidelity? by zlives · · Score: 1

      ...private...

    5. Re:Did he mention Fidelity? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I hate the investors so much that i want them to stay

      It's not the investors he hates. It's the shorters who are trying to destroy Tesla by spreading FUD.

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    6. Re:Did he mention Fidelity? by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      when i take it private

      The limited liquidity in privately owned countries makes it significantly harder to short the stock on margin.

      Qualified investors can still do it, but it is significantly harder for joe day trader.

  17. To point out the obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Musk wouldn't be anywhere near as wealthy as he is now without Wall Street.

    Do you understand that Fidelity (Wall Street) is a HUGE backer of him? And there are other firms and pensions - which I find ironic since Musk said in his Q1 conference call that people who couldn't afford to lose shouldn't be in Tesla stock.

    Tesla shares wouldn't be trading anywhere near where they are if the company wasn't publicly traded - and Musk's wealth wouldn't be anywhere near what it is now.

    But as for me, if Musk wants to go private - at $420?! buyout - then it means Tesla is about to become either very very profitable (I don't see how), or some sovereign wealth fund wants it that way and will reward Him accordingly (most likely).

    Either way, if you're long - you win BIG TIME. Take the money and run. There are plenty of other opportunists out there with much less risk.

  18. He wants his cake and eat it too? by misnohmer · · Score: 1

    So he wants to go private, but still have funds available to the public from which Tesla can raise money from? As what, debt?

    1. Re:He wants his cake and eat it too? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      He knows there is a significant cult following that will continue to keep money with him without asking questions. Just look at the Musk fanboys posting above. If this happens, they will have virtually no insight into the company and what their money is invested in. They will just have to trust whatever Musk Tweets out. But that is enough for them. It is the perfect situation for Tesla, because their financial situation is so dire it likely wouldn't survive another couple of years.

    2. Re:He wants his cake and eat it too? by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Privately held stocks just aren't traded on the public stock exchanges, there isn't any magic involved. Private investors can still buy and sell their private stocks, they just lose the benefit of doing so via the public markets. Participating in the public markets does incur extra cost for the company in the form of abiding by more regulations, which depending on your views of said regulators may or may not be a positive. Often privately held companies, and their shareholders, aren't interested in buying and selling their private stock to small investors, though Musk appears to be open to it.

    3. Re:He wants his cake and eat it too? by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

      You also avoid, having a whole bunch of fund mangers and 401k's driving business decisions.
      They only ask one question. Will the stock value go up.

      Should we do this really innovative thing that will pay off well withing the next 10 years? Only if the stock value will go up.
      Should we make sure we have the best quality of anyone? Only if the stock value will go up.
      Should we invest in R&D and take a serious risk that might tank the company? Only if the stock value goes up.

      Having those kinds of investors, forces a company to be short sighted and mediocre, which is what you get at most large publicly help corporations.

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    4. Re:He wants his cake and eat it too? by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      Privately held stocks just aren't traded on the public stock exchanges, there isn't any magic involved.

      Bingo. Sometimes, private equity actually rules.

  19. I hope he's talked with the SEC about this one. by KYPackrat · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You can complain about short sellers all you want, but they provide one very necessary function for the market: they guarantee someone will buy when everyone else is selling. You run off the short sellers, and all of the sudden you have a bear market, and there are no buyers, and the market grinds to a halt.

    Every private owner who ever wants to sell their stock ever had better take the cash today, if this is a buyout offer. If he has written an "investment fund" plan that keeps people from being able to sue him for failing to perform a fiduciary responsibility, then you've pretty much signed away any right to get your money back if he feels like keeping it.

    Unless this also includes a significant cash infusion via an ownership dilution, it won't help Tesla's cash burn rate either.

    1. Re:I hope he's talked with the SEC about this one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You run off the short sellers, and all of the sudden you have a bear market, and there are no buyers, and the market grinds to a halt.

      Hahaha...hilarious. AND you got 3 mod points. AND you were modded interesting, not funny. Classic slashdot.

    2. Re:I hope he's talked with the SEC about this one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not correct. I have no problem with short sellers, but you absolutely do not need them in order to have a normal market. A short might buy on the way down, but they don't have to, they can wait until a stock crashes to zero if they have the guts to go for it. And while an asset is dropping, any other normal buyer might decide that it's undervalued and jump into purchase.

      In practice, the shorts might smooth out the downswings in some cases, but they aren't necessary.

  20. Elon Musk = P.T. Barnum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elon Musk is one of the biggest con men in modern times.

  21. Elon Musk is Howard Hughes in the 21st century. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Howard Hughes was a crazy innovative aviator of the 20th century. He pushed huge boundaries, and had massive failures (Spruce Goose). Hughes eventually became so unhinged that he spent the last days of his life cooped up in his own Hotel in Las Vegas, eating only candy bars.

    Musk is the same character.

    Or perhaps he could be compared to Edison, who nearly went bankrupt on several business ventures. Or even ironically Nicola Tesla, who also was quite mad and thought the same pigeon visited him every day. Just because you have some early success doesn't mean you'll continue down that path. Musk is starting to become unhinged, and it's showing. Anyone that's not a fanboi of Musk can see it quite clearly. (Hint, if you think anyone that criticizes anything he does, you're almost certainly a fanboi)

    1. Re:Elon Musk is Howard Hughes in the 21st century. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that Musk WON'T be taking us to live on Mars?

  22. Sold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is a moron sold by saudi authorities.

    There are billions of oil-based cars worldwide, and it did happy to the saudi authorities making them richer.

    This moron did unhappy them when he did market electrical vehicles.

  23. May want to read summary again. by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think you grasp what has happened. Must has secured enough funding to buy back every single share at $420.00 (ha ha Elon). Trading is suspended pending this announcement. Tesla is THE buyer now, and so is paying for any stock sales that will happen as part of the transition.

    People who do not want to sell will be converted to private shares. So the only cash Tesla has to spend is on the shareholders that do not want to go private and get out - basically the short holders, plus probably some small number of people that consider $420 a great exit point to avoid any further risk.

    were you asleep in econ 101?

    Yes because I already knew everything they were teaching there from my own studies in grade school, but unlike you I actually attended economics and business classes beyond Econ 101 so I can understand what is occurring.

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    1. Re:May want to read summary again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Musk claims he secured money. He also claimed in the past he secured the right to bord a tunnel from Washington DC to NYC. It was a quickly verified lie.

    2. Re:May want to read summary again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if he secured enough funding to buy every share at 420, then he shot himself in the foot by announcing it on twitter. As his update said, he can't just choose to do this, it has to go to a shareholder vote for approval, he can't just convert shares people don't want to sell to private shares. And because of his tweet, the price shot up, and now shareholders may not approve a 420 buy out. Now they may require a 500 buy out.

      I said elsewhere, I don't think this is real. If it is, He's quite possibly the dumbest person on earth. Announcing it on twitter is the last thing you do when you're aiming for a specified price. Put it to a vote and let that be how the news gets leaked.

    3. Re:May want to read summary again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of the shareholders right now are likely hoping for a short term gain (months, or quarters, or maybe a year) rather than a truly long term return (many years of appreciation and dividends). The loss of liquidity and transparency by going private is likely to send these shareholders running to the hills with $420/share in their pocket.

      I doubt Musk has lined up financing to buy back every single share except his ~20% at $420 on reasonable terms. If many shareholders elect to take the $420, I imagine the terms on the increased level of money required will be pretty onerous. Perhaps if only 10% of the shareholders bail, that tranche of investment might be on reasonable terms similar to the current yield on Tesla bonds. However, if Musk needs to reach deep into the financing pool to buy out 50% of the shareholders, that's likely to cost (perhaps by big dilution for everyone, perhaps just by horrendous debt terms).

      Funds that invest in publicly traded stocks only will of course have to bail. (Institutions held over 60% of the shares as of March, the largest institutional shareholder seems to be T Rowe Price with a bit over 9% of the stock and the second is Fidelity with just a bit less.)

      I suspect this is more a thinly veiled attempt to flush out the shorts rather than a serious attempt to really go private in the end.

    4. Re:May want to read summary again. by ole_timer · · Score: 1

      he's a billionaire - you're not

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    5. Re:May want to read summary again. by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is correct. Typically if a majority of shareholders vote for going private, the transaction happens and minority shareholders are forced to sell at the specified price. They don't become shareholders in the private company. They way this is normally structured is that the entire company is sold to a newly formed private entity. Each and every share is bought.

    6. Re:May want to read summary again. by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Yes he can. If the board of directors approves a sale. Or maybe they need a 51% shareholder vote. But you don't need 100% of shareholders to sell. The transaction will be forced. It's how publicly traded companies work. It's in their charter and part of the prospectus that one should read before buying the stock.

    7. Re:May want to read summary again. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the rational and actually informed response.

      Basically at this point we'll see what will happen but I think:

      A) The $2b investment that spiked TSLA (made before the tweet) indicate that Musk very much does have the funding in line to do a full buyback.

      B) I think a large majority of shareholders (obv not shorts) will stay because of the long term advantages TSLA has in R&D and more importantly mineral access/agreements.

      C) It is as the update says up to an investor vote now but what sane investor would not vote for buying back shares at $420.00 and going private? I know I'll be voting in favor (with an amount so tiny it won't matter slightly to the outcome).

      I think I'm going to bow out of the discussion at this point because we'll know a lot more very shortly, then we can all have new arguments around what actually happened :-).

      Or just have a fun thread where people skim those TSLA short threads on Reddit to see what kind of fun things are being said.

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    8. Re:May want to read summary again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the only cash Tesla has to spend is on the shareholders that do not want to go private and get out - basically the short holders, plus probably some small number of people that consider $420 a great exit point to avoid any further risk.

      Eh, there's no such thing as "short holder". Going "short" is the opposite of holding a long position - i.e. borrowing to sell a stock you do not own. So short sellers will actually have to BUY at $420, which should be quite devastating. Although I am not very clear, what happens if nobody wants to sell in such a case, how will the short seller position close?

    9. Re:May want to read summary again. by BrianMarshall · · Score: 2

      The shorts aren't a problem if Tesla goes private. To unwind their positions, they have to buy back what they sold short. If Tesla (or anyone) is trying to buy all the shares, the shorts unwind their position by paying Tesla.

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    10. Re:May want to read summary again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never said he needed 100%, I said it needed to pass a shareholder vote, and getting that vote to pass (yes, even if it's only 50.0000001% that he needs), is going to be harder to get at the stated price of $420 since the price immediately skyrocketed after he tweeted. Share holders who may have voted to approve it when it was 326 or whatever may not vote to approve the same dollar amount when it's worth 380, which may make it so he is unable to approve the going private which means that he doesn't have the ability to make that decision. It's part of the pain in the ass that is being a publicly traded company, you need to half have the shares vote in your favor for shit like this. And these are rules to the SEC enforces to being publicly traded. The charter can't change this as voting rights are spelled out in law. Different classes of stocks can have different voting rights, but again, that's all spelled out in law, not the companies charters. Don't like how those laws are written and the requirements of them, then don't incorporate under that class of corporation.

    11. Re: May want to read summary again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just completely false. The total number of shareholders must fall below some magic number or it is still a de jure public company, and must follow all the same rules as one, regardless of whether it's stock is listed on an exchange or not. (I believe that number is 500, but there have been exceptions for large pre-IPO companies.) So you will get cashed out automatically in order to make the company private. If you were rich enough, you could invest as a LP in a private equity firm to get a piece of a private company like this, but otherwise, no.

    12. Re: May want to read summary again. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Could be 300 : https://www.sec.gov/fast-answe...

      So basically the shareholders would have to vote to eliminate their shareholdings, unless they're a large institutional investor in which case they'll be fucking delighted to screw over the small shareholders.

      Whether they want to hold shares it's difficult to trade is a more interesting question.

  24. Their is no chance this is legal by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Musk, the CEO and largest shareholder of the electric car maker, said on Twitter on Tuesday that he has secured funding from a private buyer. He implied that the funding values the company at $420 a share. The stock had been worth about $342 a share before Musk's tweet, and shares quickly jumped as high as $371.

    1. Go Public
    2. Realise that the stock has been doing slightly left of nothing for a year now and you are losing money hand over fist as your stock underperforms.
    3. Announce that sometime soon, some mystery money will appear and pay everyone a hundred dollars over market value for any TESLA stock.
    4. Profit

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    1. Re:Their is no chance this is legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you dump your stock at the high and then announce it's not actually going to happen.
      But then that would be highly illegal so I assume that isn't going to be the case here.

    2. Re:Their is no chance this is legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good god, you've solved it! Have you alerted the media or the SEC about this?

    3. Re:Their is no chance this is legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is in only a 20% price premium on offer, as far as offers goes that is very much at the lower end for buyouts and is an indicator (especially if accepted) that Tesla has a lot more troubles than publicly admitted too as with such a supposedly rapid growth no way would he accept only a 20% premium. There is also nothing illegal about it, unless he is lying of course.

  25. Re:420 by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

    It goes with his S3XY cars, you know...

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  26. Pretty dense there fellow by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Why are you guys so focused on the "shorts"? What are they doing to Tesla? Nothing

    Only funding a vast array of negative news about Tesla , no big deal right?

    Basically from my angle, I just love to see people motivated by hate fail.

    Suckers like you will continue giving him money and going private means he doesn't have to tell you what is going on

    "Suckers like me" have made quite a lot of money from Tesla just through stock, and will likely make more going forward.

    Why would I care what is going on day to day? I invest for what will be happening ten years from now, not to know what kind of bagels the CEo is eating or small yearly fluctuations. If you don't have a good guess as to how well Tesla will be doing ten years hence, you aren't much of a technologist and I would advise you to stick entirely to low-risk mutual funds. With your mindset, it seems like you would have shorted Tesla if you could have... zounds.

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    1. Re:Pretty dense there fellow by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      But who cares about negative "news"? After all, you guys know it is "wrong" right? Why would you care what shorts post? You don't understand investors (real investors). They don't hate Tesla. They just think the financials are unsound and the stock is going to go down. If they thought the stock was going up, they would buy it. Some of the shorts were long on the way up. It is you guys that get your panties in a twist because you think it is some attack on your hero by some cabal (GOP, oil companies, etc). Here is another hint: the oil companies aren't threatened by Tesla. Tesla is a company focused on a tiny market: $60,000+ cars for the 1%.

    2. Re: Pretty dense there fellow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. One of the only sane voices in this discussion.

      If you own Tesla stock, YOU aRE BIASED, and you opinions mean jack shit.

    3. Re:Pretty dense there fellow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For 15 years, Tesla had mostly wonderful glowing stories about it.

      Lately in the last year, some folks pointed out that it's losing money and burning through billions in cash with no plan to profitability. Quoting numbers from Tesla's own financial statements. Stating the fact that without continuous cash infusions, Tesla would fail - like the last one from the Saudis: Tesla needed the cash. Z(And China's investment in the plant over there.)

      Tesla is so overpriced because of 15 years of puff pieces, some folks realized that it was waaayyyyy overpriced. And they said so.

      Musk, being the child that he is, took it as a personal attack. The fanboys who have no understanding of business - let alone know how to read a financial statements - jumped on their hero's hyperbole.

      A couple of factually true negative articles are published, and fanboys get their panties in a twist. Musk even did an incredibly unethical thing by tracking down one and threatening his employer.

      So, you keep up your imagined persecution complex and the real world will go on. Take your money, be thankful for you luck and the Saudis ( you didn't know this would happen!) and move on.

    4. Re:Pretty dense there fellow by ranton · · Score: 2

      "Suckers like me" have made quite a lot of money from Tesla just through stock [...] Why would I care what is going on day to day? I invest for what will be happening ten years from now

      These two comments seem to be at odds with each other.

      If you have made money from Tesla stock it means you have already sold some of the stock based on recent growth in the last 5 years or so. But that would mean you have been caring what has happened in the short term, since you have been selling stock to make money.

      If you haven't sold any Tesla stock recently, you haven't made any money from Tesla. They don't declare dividends so no one has made money off of Tesla stock without selling it. You may see your investment balance going up, but you haven't made any actual money yet. If Tesla runs out of money the stock will be worth nothing long before you are notified. I'm not saying that will happen, but you can never count on money from a single stock until it is sold and put into a more diversified account (even then there are risks).

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    5. Re:Pretty dense there fellow by butchersong · · Score: 1

      You are answerable to your shareholders. Negative news impacts shares... You're basically on a treadmill constantly being cranked by those trying to tank your price.

    6. Re:Pretty dense there fellow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may see your investment balance going up, but you haven't made any actual money yet.

      What the ever-loving fuck?
      You may see your bank balance going up, but if you don't withdraw it you haven't made any actual money yet.
      Yes stocks collapse and banks collapse...NO ONE TAKES THAT INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN DECLARING THEIR WEALTH!
      Fucking slashdot. Modded to 3? Really??

    7. Re: Pretty dense there fellow by ranton · · Score: 1

      Stock collapse and bank collapse are very different things with grossly different risk profiles. Although I would agree you shouldn't hold too much cash in a single account and instead take advantage of options such as a cash sweep vehicle. Don't criticize Slashdot mods when you really don't have a clue about investing.

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    8. Re:Pretty dense there fellow by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Its not about what we care about. Its about what Tesla/Musk cares about. You are desperately grasping at straws to mis-characterize the situation as something we care about.

      Fact:

      I've made 58.73% (as of now) on my Tesla stock over three years, purchased at $239.13.

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    9. Re:Pretty dense there fellow by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      So you sold it? You have not made a single cent until you've sold it.

    10. Re:Pretty dense there fellow by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The money I have in bank accounts is protected under the law. If the banks go under, I get my money back anyway.

      The money I have in small startups is entirely worthless right now. Technically it could become a tax write-off in the future, or may be something I can turn into a liquid asset. Right now, it's a balance sheet entry that I treat as worthless because I can't access it, can't spend it, don't get income from it.

      Tesla shares are more liquid than that, and do have value. People that hold them haven't made any money on them yet. They're hoping to, and likely will, and you're welcome to include them when assessing your wealth, but please, don't fucking pretend you've made any money on them until you sell them.

  27. Legit..posted by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Elon posted a blog about it: https://www.tesla.com/blog/tak...

    Looks like a great plan!

  28. lawsuits to follow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elon just opened a can of whoop ass on himself with this move. If he doesn't have the financing in place the SEC will bbq his ass. If he is only floating a trial balloon the SEC will own his ass as well as current stock holders, and option traders. And finally, if he decides not to do this move his ass is cooked as well. Making statements like this have serious repercussions. I know from my own experiences working with a CEO that made a similar mistake. It cost him his company. He died 2 years later a very broken man.

  29. The problem with publicly held corporations... by fish_in_the_c · · Score: 1

    Accountability ... You see , when 50% or more of your investors are fund managers for 401k's they don't care a even a little about things like 'long term profitability' , 'company reputation' , customer service or product quality. The only question they ask is , will the stock value go up , so the portfolio will grow. They have no real interest in the product or serving the customer and that attitude is a dis-service to the whole of society. It may be time to consider some other corporate structures.

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    1. Re:The problem with publicly held corporations... by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      "It may be time to consider some other corporate structures."

      I'd say that's what Musk did.

      But yes, I understand your point re: public companies and their race to the bottom:
      1. Company officers have a fiduciary duty to provide profit to investors.
      2. This creates a strong tendency to go for the quarterly earnings, since thinking of and planning for the long-term does not provide immediate gratification.
      3. Officers that *do* go for the long term risk their employment.

      So, this is an example of the law of unintended consequences (hasn't someone snatched that law and made it their own, like Murphy, Godwin, et. al.?). There exists a reasonable rule: if a company is going to take investor's money, they have to try to make a profit with it. They can't just take the money and run. Bureaucratic consequence: the quarterly rat race.

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  30. Let me guess, you have never had a 401k by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    When you work for a company, they tell you who administers your retirement. And they tell you what funds you can buy. Now, if your company uses Fidelity - a HUGE supporter of Musk (they invested in SpaceX) - you have pretty much no choice but to indirectly invest in Tesla

    Since you appear to never have had a 401k let me explain how they ACTUALLY work.

    Yes a company like Fidelity manages funds. But a 401k holder have a range of investment profiles or funds to select from within Fidelity - everything from domestic stock, to foreign stock, to super conservative funds, all the way to money market funds which have zero risk and very low returns.

    So no, you don't have to assume risk from Tesla or SpaceX if you do not want to, just take the straight Fortune 500 funds, or the aforementioned low return money market funds (which many do nearer to retirement to avoid market swings affecting the possibility of retirement).

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    1. Re:Let me guess, you have never had a 401k by AlanBDee · · Score: 1

      You can also roll your 401k over to an IRA at any time. Then it's completely decoupled from your employer.

  31. There is a line though by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I see what you are getting at and I don't exactly care either, I too mostly say let people do what they want.

    However in the case of Tesla it's gone a lot further than that, and into the realm of there being so many shorts and some of vast size, they were trying desperately to manipulate and lower the stock price, trying to drive the company out of business.

    When you cross the line from "Well I'll bet the company will fold", to actually trying to cause a company with tens of thousands of employees to fail, then I get pissed off. You are affecting those who bet the company would not fail, but worse you are affecting the lives of a lot of people with jobs there.

    You are going to see a remarkable shift in Tesla coverage over the coming years with nothing more to gain from short sellers, probably a few vindictive "I sat at thee from the depths of hell" level articles from those poor shorts who believed the lie the industrial short sellers were peddling than Elon would fail...

    So I do feel a little sorry for shorts that were too small to actually affect public stock and news. But not too sorry because the mindset it takes to invest via shorts is a feel a fundamentally bad moral choice, and I would never use that myself - if I don't like a company I just don't buy from them, I don't actively bet on failure. It's really unhealthy to build any aspect of your life around negative mindsets, it bleeds into other aspects of your life and makes you an unpleasant person.

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    1. Re:There is a line though by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, you can. People like Chanos have basically made a career out of it. By shorting, you lower the stock value, and its market cap. It puts the company in a position to borrow on less favourable terms and pay off convertible debt with cash. Short campaigns generally come hand-in-hand with FUD campaigns, designed to encourage longs to sell and worsen lending terms to the company / create less interest in its bond offerings / reduce its sales. In short, they attempt to create a self-reinforcing downward spiral.

      The problem is that it only works effectively with companies that are currently dependent on borrowed cash - usually companies heavily invested in scaling up operations, wherein their investments have not yet transformed into revenue.

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    2. Re:There is a line though by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make sense. You can't manipulate Tesla's stock and make it "go out of business".

      Eh, you can't really be stupid enough to think that.

      Just admit it, you don't like people attacking your hero.

      Could very well be the case... But I think you've just proven yourself too stupid to judge the case, either way.

      Think about it: do you care that any other company has short sellers?

      No.

      Did you even know that short sellers EXISTED before you became enamored with Tesla?

      Yes.

      As for shorting a stock being "immoral" that is a joke.

      No, it's a viewpoint. You're coming off as ignorant in multiple topics here, now including the English language.

      It is just taking another side on a trade.

      No, it isn't quite that. But for the sake of argument, I'll give you that it is.

      All of the sudden Tesla fanboys are investment experts.

      Nope, but given the average financial status of the average Tesla owner, they're probably statistically more intelligent on average.
      That doesn't mean every Tesla owner is smarter than you... But I wouldn't be averse to considering that hypothesis.


      The problem here, is that the estimated short position on Tesla is almost 17% of its market capitalization. It's an impressive amount. It's almost as unjustifiable as Tesla's actual market capitalization.
      As someone highly invested in something has a motive to help see that thing succeed, someone highly invested in seeing something fail is likewise similarly motivated to see it fail.
      This is actually a common tactic for the world's largest short sellers. I've never heard of a specific case of it being used nefariously, but short sellers will often leverage themselves very highly against a company they're pretty confident is up to no good and set to take a hell of a fall, and then their job becomes to prove it. Their job, in essence, becomes 'to assist that company in reaping its whirlwind'

      Musk is claiming that the shorts made a bad bet, and are so severely leveraged that at this point, they're willing to nefariously attempt to alter share price. It's not implausible with dollar amounts this high. People manipulate stocks upward at far smaller numbers than 11 billion dollars.

      You frankly come off as someone invested in its failure, either emotionally or financially. I don't think you're intelligent enough for it to be financially, so I'm guessing you just have an avid hatred for anything 'green-ish'

    3. Re:There is a line though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So shorts are not a problem at all - and manipulators are bad in any direction. If somebody buys Tesla stock and manipulates news to make it go up in price : are they any less immoral (and in some cases, criminal) than the manipulator shorts you are talking about ?

  32. Re:420 by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. I am not sure why I was modded "offtopic". Are people dense? Why do people think he keeps tweeting out "420" in response to media questions on Twitter?

  33. Bankers have turned companies into.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slap on wall street. Bankers have turned companies into a horse at the race track. Betting and trying to make a buck off everything.

  34. I prefer private companies by jlv · · Score: 1

    I've worked for a private tech company for 15 years. While I've been here we've grown 3x in revenue and employees (almost 5000 now). We regularly plan for 5 years from now -- never, ever have I ever heard someone think about the next quarter. It's be best outcome for the company and as an employee.

  35. Keeping Safe by Jodka · · Score: 1

    Stock shorts serve a valuable social purpose which is to monetize accurate information that a corporation is overvalued, thereby incentivizing efficient pricing. But shorts can also play a roll in illegitimate scams, where an accurately-valued stock is shorted, then publicly badmouthed to drive down its price.

    Not to name names here, but a lot of the outstanding Tesla shorts are held by the those with a documented record of engaging in the latter. These are not ethical people and one certain event that would mitigate against future massive financial losses from their outstanding short positions would be a drop in Tesla share prices if Elon Musk had an accident. To put it bluntly: The insane amount of money involved and the demonstrated lack of ethics of those who stand to lose it should make Musk worry about there being contract on his life.

     

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  36. Game over suckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Game Over, man!
    Gamer over.

  37. Pump and... by SlaveToTheGrind · · Score: 1

    It'll be quite interesting to see who sells large chunks of stock over the next few days. Particularly if this turns out to be yet another Elon will-o'-the-wisp.

  38. Shh, adults are talking here by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    But you still flamed another AC above for stating the risk of investing with Fidelity after posting that.

    Yes, because I wanted to invest specifically in just SpaceX, which I found I could not do. Meanwhile some idiot AC (no doubt your in-bread brother) thought all Fidelity 401K funds invested in Tesla or SpaceX which is so stupid I can't believe even you would believe it.

    He was rightfully flamed and if he had an ounce of sense would remove himself from the internet until he is at least five years old.

    I'll let you have that last response, apparently ignorant troll.

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  39. *AHEM* MAY WANT TO READ SUMMARY AGAIN. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Typically if a majority of shareholders vote for going private, the transaction happens and minority shareholders are forced to sell at the specified price. They don't become shareholders in the private company.

    Can you pig-fuckers really not read or what??????

    JFC.

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  40. Bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    denigrated his efforts to help WHEN *REPEATEDLY* ASKED

    By a TWITTER account! I'm calling bullshit. It was staged by Musk.

    Anyway, who the hell commits to a twitter request? Seriously?

    Bullshit.

    1. Re:Bullshit. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 4, Funny

      Anyway, who the hell commits to a twitter request? Seriously?

      The current U.S.A. president?

      (no idea, just asking)

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    2. Re:Bullshit. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      "Anyway, who the hell commits to a twitter request? Seriously?

      Bullshit."

      Check Musk's Twitter history to see just how that giant fucking battery his company built for that Aussie windfarm got requested.

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    3. Re:Bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The President doesn't actually "commit" to tweets.

  41. Q2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q2 results show an immediate cash shortfall. There is no extrapolation because it's already a done deal.

    2.2 billion cash and over 3 billion in accounts payable.

    To explain to you Tesla fans, that like having to pay a $2,000 rent payment with only $1,200 in the bank.

    What to do?!

    Wall Street wants information that Tesla simply can't disclose because it would lose it's competitive edge.

    Complete nonsense. Wall Street has dealt with that since Coca Cola who wouldn't disclose it's secret.
    And Musk NEVER said such a thing - ever. You fanboys are putting words into Musk's mouth; which makes ALL of you Trolls.

    Troll.

    And YOU need to know that ALL of Musk's and Tesla's problems are because of you fanboy-trolls.

    Yes YOU!

    Most of what you people say was NEVER said by Musk - EVER! And sorting it out has become a problem.

    And I think even Musk cannot differentiate anymore.

    He responds to things that for the life of me, I have never heard from a "short" or any Wall Street person. But - it was said among fanboys saying stupid hyperbolic nonsense.

    I won't mention names, but Jesus people - get a fucking grip!! This is just a business enterprise! It's not your mother, it's not your religion and aside from Musk, it's not you!

    Get a fucking grip fanboys!

    1. Re:Q2 by Rei · · Score: 2

      2.2 billion cash and over 3 billion in accounts payable.

      $27,9 billion in assets. $22,6 billion in liabilities. Was there any reason why you handpicked only one part of the assets and liabilities lists? Also, any particular reason you didn't bother to mention the 60 day payment terms on accounts payable, that is to say, they build, deliver, and get payment for a vehicle before the bills for its production come due? No bothering to mention the nearly 20% margins they make on said vehicles? The fact that the Model 3 margins are without any AWD/P (significant extra profit) in the mix, despite them now being half of all new orders? Let alone natural margin increases as production scaleup and refinement decreases the depreciation and labour per vehicle? Not going to mention that the decline in cash in Q2 was less than the value of the vehicles in transit at the end of the quarter, held back for the 200k limit? Not going to bother bringing up the severence/restructuring costs that hit in Q2 turn into a cost savings in Q3 and beyond? Not going to mention that total Q3 production will be three times higher than in Q2, and if you doubt Tesla on this, may I recommend checking out the Bloomberg tracker?

      Nah, that would all ruin your narrative. So please. Keep up the cherrypicking.

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    2. Re:Q2 by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      [GP omitted t]he fact that the Model 3 margins are without any AWD/P

      In fairness, that's because in Q1 investor call, Musk said they removed the second set of terminals that would power the AWD from the batteries, and standardized on batteries that don't support AWD instead. Because they couldn't reliably and speedily make those batteries.

      I mean, I'm not saying they won't be able to do so some day, but they gave up on doing it now.

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    3. Re:Q2 by Rei · · Score: 1

      Huh? AWD didn't exist in Q1 (and certainly not before then). It was still in development. Not all options come out at the same time. We're still waiting on air suspension and the tow package.

      The vehicle was designed from the beginning (including the battery pack) with the intent of having AWD, but that doesn't mean that it was ready yet.

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    4. Re: Q2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 2.2 billion cash and over 3 billion in accounts payable. To explain to you Tesla fans, that like having to pay a $2,000 rent payment with only $1,200 in the bank.

      Yes exactly like that. Except your $3000 paycheque is coming in before the rent is due.

    5. Re:Q2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all options come out at the same time.

      They do from car companies that are competent.

    6. Re:Q2 by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      The batteries included a second set of terminals, planning for the future with AWD. In the call, Musk said they needed to remove some of the features of the batteries - including some padding and the second set of terminals, to be able to produce them reliably enough to approach his 5k goal.

      Hence, the batteries produced now cannot support AWD.

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    7. Re:Q2 by Rei · · Score: 1

      You're exceedingly confused.

      They were trying to make only a single type of battery.
      They created a second version of one minor part so that there are now two variants.
      And that's where the story ends.

      Creating a second version of one of the parts had no impact whatsoever on their ability to produce AWD batteries. The time it took before AWD was introduced was... time to develop and test AWD. For obvious reasons. AWD was actually introduced sooner than initially planned. It was never planned to be an early option.

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    8. Re: Q2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You completely ignored that they have revenue coming in, in your wildly inaccurate and grossly incompetent evaluation.

    9. Re: Q2 by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Then how are they shipping AWD versions?

      You are wrong.

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    10. Re:Q2 by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Creating a second, inferior version of a part because you cannot produce the normal one at scale is indicative of the normal one, or things that require it, are not yet profit centers.

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    11. Re: Q2 by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      (1) I'm not aware that they are shipping AWD versions, just taking configurations for them.

      (2) The battery problem was "shipping at scale", so they should be able to ship some AWD units.

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    12. Re: Q2 by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      $2000 rent payment? $900 is a mortgage payment. Who would piss $2000 a month into the ground?

    13. Re:Q2 by Talderas · · Score: 1

      2.2 billion cash and over 3 billion in accounts payable.

      $27,9 billion in assets. $22,6 billion in liabilities. Was there any reason why you handpicked only one part of the assets and liabilities lists?

      I'm not sure why you list the total assets and liabilities. You're engaging in the same sort of cherry picking as the person you're responding to except that you're avoiding looking at cash flow by dumping out total assets and liabilities which has minimal relevance to cash flow. I could have a company that has a building and land worth $1m and end up failing because the only liability is property taxes (we'll say $30,000) which I can't pay forcing me to liquidate the property to pay the taxes, essentially dissolving the company, but hey it's still a $1m company with only $30,000 worth of liability. All total assets and liability really gives you is the balance sheet value of a company today (assets - liabilities) if you were to buy or sell it.

      I'm using this to look at https://www.marketwatch.com/in...

      They list 6.57bn as their total current assets of which 2.26bn is wrapped up in inventory. The remainder is mostly 3.5sbn in cash and 515.38m in accounts receivable. It also lists 7.67bn as their total current liabilities. 978.76m is debt payments, 2.39bn is accounts payable, 185.81m is income taxes, 378.28m is payroll, and 3.74bn is other miscellaneous current liabilities. Unfortunately, AP isn't broken down to the point that you can tell whether those are due to capital investments or operational expenses, or I just can't read the statement well enough to determine if capital expenses are broken out elsewhere.

      Their current financials are negative and when you have that situation you are riding your cash reserves hoping to turn a profit or you're seeking outside money via issuing stock or bonds, or getting investors or loans to continue operations and taking on liabilities to fund operations is typically not a good idea.

      I hope Tesla succeeds but I do think they need to improve their cash flow situation.

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    14. Re:Q2 by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      $27,9 billion in assets. $22,6 billion in liabilities.

      If that were the case, all you're saying is that it's worth 5.3 billion right now. Which is less than 10% of the current stock market valuation.

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    15. Re: Q2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you live in bumfuckingstan, a $900 mortgage will get you a run down cracker jack box built in the 1930's.

      numbnuts.

  42. To be a troll, you have to assert it's important. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course they had a high cash burn rate when they were building new production lines. Building the machine to build the car is expensive. Then it took time to get it up to speed, while paying for the labor to run it, before it started producing cars at the rate it should.

    This is all expected, while a company is building up to full production. Then they get into production, the spend rate drops and the income rises, and they start making a profit.

    This was the plan from the start, and it seems to be working perfectly. Tesla looks in great shape.

  43. Every "short" I have read by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    offered the advice that Tesla should "water down" current shares by selling more stock now rather than when Tesla is in a financial crisis. The "FUD" they are "spreading" is to ask why Tesla isn't doing this sensible thing. No, people would not be screaming -- the share price and demand for the stock would support this, so why isn't Tesla doing it?.

    1. Re:Every "short" I have read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because as a stock based company, they have to give up on the dream and start making money. They won't need to raise money again assuming they don't keep pushing to have models in every category in the next ten years or so and just settle on being a bit player. That doesn't justify their valuation and results in them eventually dropping to say, 1/5th the valuation of the big traditional guys.

      Even getting to number one would barely get them to a realization of their valuation today, but that valuation will increase as they go. It's a no-win game, especially with having to constantly tell everyone else what you're doing and fight shorts backed by their enemies that use every weapon at their disposal to stop them.

      To justify their valuation, they have to conquer, not just top. And that is not going to require a few more trips to the funding pool. For success, they need an environment in which they can keep drawing massive investments for at least the next decade - more than double their current valuation - up to the point where TaaS is a reality and they are providing every transportation of every type to the majority of the world using their vehicles, their depots, and their energy.

      You don't seek to build million mile cars to sell cars to individuals. Most want new cars after a few years regardless of condition and have trouble even reaching 200k miles before getting the itch. You build these cars to run 24/7 in a TaaS operation where they can go through that million before the plastic starts cracking. This is the Tesla dream. A complete wipeout of the current model and a massive reduction in transportation costs from the current $0.53 per mile while making transportation available to all.

      Tesla is just starting their development and knows that that doesn't work as a publicly traded company. They need people who are investing for a 30 year payoff or a belief that the effort will make a better world.

  44. I'm in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But only if he let's me deep throat his musky cock and shoot a load of jizm down my eager gullet.

  45. Could be worse by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    in the absence of that regulatory environment your 401k wouldn't be worth the paper your statements are printed on. Those regulations exist for a reason. Small investors were getting robbed blind until they were made. Sad thing is Trump & co removed some Obama era rules that required investment houses to always act in the interests of the client. They've also (with the help of both parties) removed the last of the regulations passed post 2008 to prevent another crash. Time will tell if our 401ks survive the next bubble.

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  46. Screws the employees and the U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine getting a stock option worth something, working your ass off to keep it, and then... Elon decides what it's worth long-term.

    From regulators to bondholders to investors to employees, Elon has performed a bait-and-switch every time. Ever notice how many senior technical people leave?

    Bond markets are running out of patience, government incentives are disappearing, and both Elon and potential buyers realize a $35K Model 3 cannot be built at any profit, and the market will dry up after the initial bolus of buyers.

    The Saudis are just the middlemen, to avoid political complications: all the technology will go to China, once Panasonic is backed into a corner. The real question is whether Elon can screw the US with Tesla and still maintain his SpaceX franchises with the US government.

    1. Re:Screws the employees and the U.S. by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      Ah, one of the short-sellers, I see!

  47. One Way to Prank the Shorts! by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

    Actually, this makes perfect sense, as a threat toward the short-sellers of Tesla stock. There are LOTS of short-sellers for Tesla; they borrow Tesla shares from the broker, sell them, bad-mouth the stock in hopes that the stock price will fall dramatically. Then they can re-purchase the Tesla stock at a lower price to cover their short-sale, and still make a profit.

    Musk's gimmicky tricks like the "NOT A Flamethrower!" and the Tesla surfboards were designed to create a pop UP in the stock price, perhaps in the hopes of scaring the short-sellers into liquidating their positions NOW, rather than take bigger losses as Tesla shares went UP. If he actually took Tesla public at $420/share, the short-sellers would take it in the shorts, so to speak, and Musk could laugh all the way to the bank.

    And ten, Dell-like, go public again and get even MORE money.

    Elon Musk is crazy, all right; crazy like a fox!

    1. Re:One Way to Prank the Shorts! by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      If that was his plan, that would be stock market manipulation. Which is a crime.

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  48. Selling out to the Saudis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess he thought the SEC would interfere more if he was still publicly traded. He may get enough bucks to stay in business, but would not be surprised if schedules continue to slip out...

  49. Doing a disservice to shareholders by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    If TSLA really is the most shorted stock in history, all he needs to do is execute his business plan. Then there would be the biggest short squeeze in history, as all the shorts are wrong and panic, buying to cover their shorts and driving the stock price even higher. That would easily result in TSLA going over $1000 per share.

  50. Just outlaw short selling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It does nothing to drive the engine of economy and is pure 100% harmful GREED.

    Outlaw it. There is no reason for it to exist.

  51. Oh! That makes A-OK then! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sub was an insane idea from the get go.

    Then complain to Rick Stanton, co-lead of the rescue team, who requested the sub and supplied his dimensions. I'm sure he'd be glad to hear from you and your cave rescue expertise.

    Oh, and FYI, even after Musk apologized? Unsworth's mother, in an interview, called for Musk to be shot.

    And I guarantee you that there's already some people out there contemplating doing exactly that. There's orders of magnitude more people that hate Musk than people who even know that Unsworth exists.

    Well now, I guess that makes it A-OK then.

    Excuses. what-about-ism.

    You longs are totally fucked up and delusional cultists.

  52. Conman Fails, News at 11! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regroups to con people with less PMITA prison enforced oversight.

  53. HUGE SMILE =D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cannot express how happy I am to see short sellers lose everything after all the Russian-level trolling they've done over the years, especially here on Slashdot.

  54. diversification, it's investing 101 by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1

    Only a fool at this stage would have all their money in oil.

  55. It's fairly easy to see why by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1

    The only reason to list in the first place is for the easy access to new capital by issuing new shares.
    If they don't need money anymore, the negatives outweigh any positive benefits.