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Microsoft Now Has the Best Device Lineup in the Industry (char.gd)

An anonymous reader shares commentary on the new devices Microsoft unveiled Tuesday: At a low-key event held in a New York City warehouse, Microsoft unveiled its next iterations in the Surface lineup. Sitting in the audience, I saw the most coherent device strategy in the industry, from a company that's slowly built a hardware business from the ground up. The company took just an hour to unveil sweeping updates to its existing hardware, and what's clear after the dust has settled is that Microsoft's hardware division is a force to be reckoned with. Apple's dominance on the high-end laptop space looks shakier than ever, because Microsoft's story is incredibly compelling. Rather than building out a confusing, incompatible array of devices, Microsoft has taken the time to build a consistent, clear portfolio that has something to fit everyone across the board.

[...] What's interesting about this is the Surface hardware is now incredibly consistent across the board, making it dead simple for consumers to choose a device they like. Each device offers high quality industrial design, with consistent input methods regardless of form factor, and a tight software story to boot. That matters. Every single one of these machines has a touchscreen, supports a high-quality stylus, and current generation chipsets. The only question is which device fits your lifestyle, and whether or not you want the faster model. The peripherals work across every machine, and Microsoft has clearly gone to lengths with Timeline and Your Phone to make the software as seamless as you'd expect in 2018. Microsoft, it seems, has removed all of the barriers to remaining in your 'flow.' Surface is designed to adapt to the mode you want to be in, and just let you do it well. Getting shit done doesn't require switching device or changing mode, you can just pull off the keyboard, or grab your pen and the very same machine adapts to you. It took years to get here, but Microsoft has nailed it. By comparison, the competition is flailing around arguing about whether or not touchscreens have a place on laptops. The answer? Just let people choose.

219 comments

  1. Must be an ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Does not seem legit.

    1. Re:Must be an ad by blahbooboo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Does not seem legit.

      Painfully obvious advertisement paid article/post. Come on Slashdot, at least TRY to make your ads less obvious.

      I miss the good old days when Slashdot wasn't as obvious a sell out.

    2. Re:Must be an ad by ichthus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Spoon-fed title and everything. *YAK*

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    3. Re:Must be an ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q. What gave it away?
      A. The word seamless in TFS

    4. Re:Must be an ad by Desler · · Score: 1

      How dare you disparage this article. Owen of char.gd is a world-reknowned journalist and device reviewer.

    5. Re:Must be an ad by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Even if it is all true and the hardware is great....

      The sad thing is, they still run windows....

      :(

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    6. Re:Must be an ad by rickb928 · · Score: 0

      So do Macbooks.

      Albeit in a VM. If you make them. Clearly they are crap, running Windows.

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    7. Re: Must be an ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft best LOL

    8. Re: Must be an ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never heard of him. Just a random dude's opinions which clearly everyone disagrees with as you can see in the comments.

    9. Re:Must be an ad by Topmounter · · Score: 1

      Came here to post this sentiment. It doesn't matter how good the hardware is, it is still crippled by the software they install on it. I'm sitting here watching my Win10 machine update*, mouth agape, mind boggled that this is still what Microsoft has on offer. Windows was relegated to my secondary platform 11+ years ago and it is slowly slipping into tertiary territory behind Linux now. Windows is for gaming and that is about it. * and don't get me wrong, I do appreciate the regular and seemingly timely updates that Windows does get nowadays.

    10. Re: Must be an ad by Desler · · Score: 2

      thatsthejoke.jpg

    11. Re:Must be an ad by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it possible to install and run linux on these MS surface machines?

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    12. Re:Must be an ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      enable developer mode then install linux subsystem

    13. Re:Must be an ad by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I never even heard of "char.gd" before today, much less the free-lance stooge supplying articles to them. He criticizes Apple for not having touchscreen on the Macbooks, even though many prefer it that way. What makes sense on a tablet doesn't translate to a desktop or laptop. He talks about "our industry" without defining what that is (presumably it means Owen and his friends on Windows platforms).

      Being excited about a "lineup" isn't that useful. So they have slight variants but they're all essentially the same concept (touchscreen Windows 10 oriented tablet/laptop hybrids), but I can also get even more PC variants by going to Dell and as well get desktops, servers, gaming laptops, etc. Comparing Surface to Macbook seems silly, compare Surface to the real competition which are the commodity PC makers.

      Why listen to Owen whose real job (that he uses a Surface 2 for) is to write silly blog articles for a silly web site?

    14. Re: Must be an ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You failed logic class.

    15. Re:Must be an ad by Desler · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't. Owen's just a random dumbass. I was being sarcastic.

    16. Re:Must be an ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to know this too. I stay away from the MIcrosoft products in general. No idea if they can be upgraded to Linux.

    17. Re:Must be an ad by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

      You are right, across the board.

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    18. Re:Must be an ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wake me up when Linux has real pen support and Apple starts caring about users that actually want to get work done again. I'm slowly moving to Win10 with WSL and away from OSX due to Apple deciding that the only use for Macs is to develop iOS apps.

    19. Re:Must be an ad by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Does not seem legit.

      Painfully obvious advertisement paid article/post. Come on Slashdot, at least TRY to make your ads less obvious.

      I miss the good old days when Slashdot wasn't as obvious a sell out.

      The good old days of what, 1995?

    20. Re:Must be an ad by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      enable developer mode then install linux subsystem

      No, I don't mean running Linux inside windows, I mean like on a normal computer where you can completely wipe windows off the box, and install linux as the primary OS.

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    21. Re:Must be an ad by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Wake me up when Linux has real pen support and Apple starts caring about users that actually want to get work done again.

      Depends I guess on the type of work you want to get done.

      I use my Mac devices mostly for photos and videos...and they work great. I love using Affinity Photo on my iPad pro when away from the work station and I can get a LOT done on that....etc.

      I couldn't ask for better 'pen' support on the iPad Pro and I use my wacom tablet all the time on my workstation I have set up.....so, lots of pen goodness on Apple.

      I've never tried it on linux, but sad to hear it apparently doesn't work there very well?

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    22. Re:Must be an ad by AnthonywC · · Score: 1

      Even if possible it is not quite enough; I want Microsoft to sell them with only Linux (probably Ubuntu distro) installed so I don't have to pay for copy of Windows and have hardware support. If other PC maker like Dell can do it; surely MS can. Although I guess currently the market share for Linux is pretty small but if MS partner with Canonical, I think they can legitimately take on Apple. If MS does take then I will have zero reservation about MS's intention as a open source company.

    23. Re: Must be an ad by jabuzz · · Score: 3, Informative

      With caveats yes. For example the GPU in the performance base of my Surface Book does not work. However I only have that as I wanted the 1TB disk, so that it does not work is meh for me. On the plus side the cameras dont work, which saves me putting tape over them. In the end I purchased it for the screen, and it is gorgeous. Everything else works, though to be fair I dont use the pen either or the touch screen either but they do work. I do however use the ability to undock the keyboard, turn it round and have the laptop as a sort of tablet thing, which i can the drop in this nice oak dock thing on my desk to make it easier to use a real keyboard, becuase fuck Apple and their chicklet crap.

    24. Re:Must be an ad by AnthonywC · · Score: 1

      It is nowhere close to being the same though because windows doesn't cut it as a primary OS for those of us who cares about our OS; especially those of us working in system/devops/data engineering field where we want an actual linux-based OS.

    25. Re:Must be an ad by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Is it possible to install and run linux on these MS surface machines?

      Yes, it is. You might not have thought it if you'd read all the conspiracy theorist comments about SecureBoot was going to kill other operating systems years ago (despite the red-faced, raging posters that never actually came to pass) but indeed on this 6th generation of Microsoft's own hardware (which they could quite justifiably limit to Windows if they wanted to) you can disable SecureBoot and install any operating system you like or you can leave it enabled and install a SecureBoot version of any other OS.

    26. Re:Must be an ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing wrong with this mod's sarcasm detector. There's your well-deserved Funny, and Dumbass AC draws a Redundant.

    27. Re: Must be an ad by eric.soulliage · · Score: 1

      Lol yeah I suspect something else because this is just too look obviously a paid review

  2. Hilarious by 110010001000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a hilarious headline. Microsoft isn't selling any of the Surface stuff. They are shipping it, but it isn't selling. They keep coming out with new model lines and price points, but it isn't working. How desperate are they to convince us? Really pathetic.

    1. Re:Hilarious by caseih · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ms isn't selling any of the surface stuff? Saying that doesn't make it so. From what I can see, the surface devices are selling and people do like them. MS wouldn't be shipping them if they weren't selling. Anecdotal I know of several family members preparing to buy MS devices because Apple has stopped appealing to them. If only Linux could run well on the surfaces (and if we could get decent battery life out of Linux generally), I'd be all over it!

      In the business world I've seen a lot of surface pro tablets and they work very well for folks that use the full MS Office suite a lot.

      I may think Apple's lineup completely sucks right now and has nothing to offer me, but what they do have is selling fairly well despite all of us naysayers on slashdot.

    2. Re:Hilarious by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Baloney. There is always one guy who says "I've been a lot of surface pro, etc, etc, etc". Yet no one else really sees them. Look at airports. No one is buying Microsoft Surface stuff. People are buying Windows laptops for sure, but not Surface. And yes, companies ship stuff all the time that doesn't sell.

    3. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps the biggest surprise from Microsoft's third quarter earnings: Its Surface business is still going strong with nearly $1.1 billion in revenue. That's up 32 percent from last year..." https://www.engadget.com/2018/04/26/microsoft-q3-earnings/

      Yep, $1.1B in revenue is failure. Ignorance is bliss...

    4. Re:Hilarious by postbigbang · · Score: 2

      They have some sales, better than I'd imagined.

      But the headline and the content is a puff piece. And you'd get lots of great arguments from other vendors as to why their machines are not only better, but more cost effective and better-designed.

      C'mon Slashdot. This isn't the place for vendor hubris.

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    5. Re:Hilarious by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Total BS. Fake numbers. Who knows what they are throwing in that category. Just look around. Do you see lots of Surface hardware? Nope.

    6. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a hilarious headline. Microsoft isn't selling any of the Surface stuff. They are shipping it, but it isn't selling. They keep coming out with new model lines and price points, but it isn't working. How desperate are they to convince us? Really pathetic.

      https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/19/17591218/microsoft-q4-2018-earnings-cloud-services-surface-gaming

      So... growing your revenue 25% year over year, with over $1B in sales in Surface products (as of end of Q2 2018) is *not* selling?

      No, the Surface line is selling and is doing very well.

    7. Re:Hilarious by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Baloney. Fake numbers. Who knows what they are including in that number. You Microsoft guys are getting desperate. We know it isn't selling.

    8. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is publicly traded. "Surface revenue" on Google will give you the number as the first search result.

      Whether you don't see them is irrelevant. The devices are selling consistently every quarter.

    9. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $1.1 billion? Wow, that's almost a rounding error for an Apple earnings report.

    10. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your anecdote has totally turned this on its head. They are clearly lying. Quick, call the NYT and the SEC - it's time to finally bury Microsoft, and you're the hero that's armed us to do it!

    11. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS wouldn't be shipping them if they weren't selling.

      Relax, and enjoy your Zune.

    12. Re:Hilarious by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      A billion dollars a quarter worth of Surfaces are selling. That's about 40% of Macbook sales. So - it's small, but it IS selling.

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    13. Re:Hilarious by citylivin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Man sometimes people on here are like not in the real world. School districts use them pretty extensively. One in town has hundreds if not thousands for all their staff. We have about 20 of the devices in our company. From surface pro3 all the way to surface laptops. I see people at coffee shops with them all the time. Maybe its just your city that people don't have them in. They are a more expensive device that you would see more downtown and less in the suburbs.

      My opinion having worked with them daily for over 3 years now is that they are amazing devices, but have extremely poor reliability long term.

      First as for use, the ability to touch the screen all the time is something that i find myself missing when i have to switch to an old school laptop. I have used acer and asus laptops and dont find the touch done as well on those. I carry it around when i am away from my desk and its great to be able to quickly flip it open and turn something off or on, or edit switch configs in the field with a very small device that is quite snappy and full featured. They put some good hardware in there, in terms of performance.

      As for reliability, all but one of our surface pro 3's has failed in some way. Most multiple times, and in the first year i think all had to be RMA'ed under warranty. Mostly this is because they over heat, sometimes the screen becomes unresponsive, and definitely at least 4 drop incidents have occurred where the screen cracked (A $600 fix). I have had some DOA as well. I have one that has a persistant USB port failure, and another that overheats and locks up when its sleeping (but performs fine if you shut it down as opposed to letting it go to sleep.

      The surface laptops are somewhat newer, and not as many problems with them, but we did have one DOA unit out of the 7 or so we purchased. Microsoft store swapped it no questions asked though. I had a docking station that didnt output two display port outputs like it was supposed to as well, also swapped at MS store with zero hassles. When we purchased the surface pro 4, all had to be sent back for a manufacturing defect (recall) within the first month. But we got those right when they came out, like first units off the truck.

      So in conclusion, i would recommend that if you have money and don't mind the fact that they are fragile and wont last more than 3 years, that one should purchase it. Like if you dont bat an eye about spending $1500 on a laptop every 3 years i would say definitely buy. The features they have and the lightweightedness and portability and convenience make up for the durability problems. Especially if its a corporate device where its not actually your money. Dropping it and having to spend $600 would be pretty brutal for a home user, with very few self repair options (they are more like a phone, or mac in this respect).

      But they don't deserve all the hate i am seeing in this thread. If they were $400 bucks i would probably buy a few for home use. They are a great little package and everyone that uses one comments on how nice it is. Reliability is definitely an issue though, but less important for a business where you are swapping out old equipment for new usually after 3 years anyway.

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    14. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you hear about people being "in denial", this is what it looks like at its most fundamental. When presented with evidence, it's fake news. Whoever quoted it must be biased agents of the Enemy. A nebulous "We" knows the "Truth".

      Suppose for a moment that you're wrong. What could convince you? Clearly not news reports.

      This is completely aside from the rather fawning and over-the-top article that was quoted here.

      BTW if you actually do the searches, most of the actual news is bemoaning that one billion dollars revenue isn't enough sales -- as in, if you paid any attention, then there actually is an argument to support your original point. But not anymore, since you've hung your hat on "those numbers are fake".

    15. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surface is maybe 20% of Mac, and 10% of iPad and Mac combined.

      https://sixcolors.com/post/2018/07/apple-q3-results-charts-call/

    16. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At $1000 each, that would be 1 millions units for the quarter. I'm not sure that's a big number or not, but about 80% of their sales are corporate, so you would never see them outside of work, and this is worldwide.

    17. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so I guess the $1B / quarter revenue is financial fraud then. Thank god we have smart people like you around to keep it real.

    18. Re: Hilarious by fubarrr · · Score: 2

      At least in part, it is because they force their channel to grow their inventories, same trick the Apple did to big retailers: you either buy a million units 6 months ahead, or we will not sell you it at all.

    19. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what I find most frustrating about this conversation is not your obvious wishful thinking but the fact others mod you up as informative and insightful when you are exactly neither. News for nerds? Nerds implies some level of intelligence and reason. Sticking your fingers in your ears and yelling lalala because it didn't pop out of Richard Stallman's vagina is not reasonable or intelligent. Come on dude. Do better.

    20. Re:Hilarious by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Microsoft isn't selling any of the Surface stuff. They are shipping it, but it isn't selling.

      This gets funnier the more you post it because every time you do MS is rolling in more silly amounts of money.

    21. Re:Hilarious by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I've seen them, but they're rare. I haven't heard of them as a corporate recommended solution for generic employees, though I don't doubt that exists at some places. The market has changed so that laptops are not longer the high end luxury devices but have become mainstream, so that even entry level employees now get a laptop (and monitor) instead of a desktop.

      But if you were going to buy a fleet of laptops for your employees that will last 5 years then is the Surface really a viable solution? Coolness isn't a factor in the enterprise. The ultra slim laptops are the new luxury items; they go to those who are on the road all the time, so they have a use. Whereas the average employee who stays at a desk or in the lab will typically get a thicker and less cool laptop but which is more powerful or rugged.

    22. Re:Hilarious by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The competition here should not be Macbooks. The competition are the other PC makers, Dell, Lenovo, etc.

    23. Re: Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know why he's modded up? Maybe because we never see surface laptops.

      I have been in IT my whole adult life. I remember the day the MacBook Air came out, someone at the office had one. When the surface came out..crickets, when the surface pro came out..crickets. Every year I hear about surface laptops, but I never see any of them in use. EVER. I do see plenty of them in Best Buy and Walmart tho.

    24. Re: Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple pisses that much away lobbying.

    25. Re:Hilarious by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      but it isn't selling

      Isn't selling? I had a Surface Pro 2013 - I'm writing this on a Surface Pro 2017.

      These gadgets are everywhere - At airports, coffee shops, train stations and universities - All over my office and every offsite meeting I attend at other companies. Everywhere you look where people have devices open and there's a bunch of Surfaces.

    26. Re: Hilarious by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 0

      School districts don't use surface laptops.

      It's true they're not often in students' hands, but they buy 'em by the thousands for staff and faculty.

      It's not uncommon for a midsize school district to have 5000 or more teachers, all with Surfaces.

      Source: Until recently, I worked for a company that sold IT Asset management solutions into K12.

    27. Re: Hilarious by TimMD909 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd be terrified to drive a car that was described similarly to these products you champion.

    28. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is complete horseshit, at my shop we are buying nothing but Surfaces and i am seeing them at nearly every other shop I visit. Nice try!

    29. Re: Hilarious by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the entire LA Unified ipad fiasco? Start here circa 2013 http://articles.latimes.com/20... then finish here with the followup two years later https://gizmodo.com/the-la-sch... .

    30. Re:Hilarious by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Mac as a whole was around $5.3 billion for Q3 2018; Macbooks are not the only Macs there, so it's safe to assume Surface is a fairly large percentage of Macbooks, at $1.1 billion.

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    31. Re:Hilarious by nyquil+superstar · · Score: 1

      See, that's weird! I *am* that guy! I see them all the time in airports. I fly anywhere between once a month to once a quarter, and they are all over the place in airports. Full disclosure, I also have a Surface Book, and I go out of my way to look at what people have because I'm always curious about the mix of equipment I see out in the world.

    32. Re:Hilarious by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      What a hilarious headline. Microsoft isn't selling any of the Surface stuff. They are shipping it, but it isn't selling. They keep coming out with new model lines and price points, but it isn't working. How desperate are they to convince us? Really pathetic.

      D'ya wanna back up your claims with any evidence? Or are you just gonna impotently scream 'fake'?

      They are shipping it *somewhere*. Who's buying the stuff they ship year after year? Where's it going? Who's paying for it? Are you suggesting it just disappears? Landfill? What?

    33. Re:Hilarious by nyquil+superstar · · Score: 1

      You nailed this. Your experiences match my own. I have had a couple Surface devices over the last few years and also support some coworkers with them. You are spot on with your observations.

    34. Re:Hilarious by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. Any info that doesn't fit his predetermined view is just labelled FAKE. That's the level of discussion these days.

    35. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW I just moved to a surface book 2 after several mac books;
      the kids are next;
      the reasons are as stated:
      Apple's incentives are now to sell us replacement screens and power cords while cost reducing core laptop hardware to dust.

    36. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple used to include desktop vs notebook sales in their annual report. It was kind of a big deal when notebook units passed desktops, around 2004.
      Today, it is probably reasonable to assume that notebooks account for 75%+ of unit sales, and a similar share of revenue.

      So for MacBooks, close to $4B vs about $1B for Surface portables (not sure how much revenue the Surface desktop generates).

      But that's less than half the story. Apple's got a whole other line of portables that the Surface is supposed to compete with. The iPad was close to $5B in Q3.

    37. Re:Hilarious by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Apple's got a whole other line of portables that the Surface is supposed to compete with. The iPad was close to $5B in Q3.

      If an iPad won't compete with a Macbook (and that is what Apple maintains - they do not compete with each other), then an iPad would not compete with a Surface. A Surface is a full-blown computer, every bit as much as a Macbook.

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    38. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surface is range of products. Some are intended to compete with the iPad, some with the iPad Pro, some with MacBooks, and one with the iMac.

    39. Re:Hilarious by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? Every Surface runs Windows 10. None run a completely stripped-down OS (like iOS when compared to macOS). NONE compete with an iPad or iPad Pro, unless you also are willing to say that an iPad or iPad Pro competes with a Macbook.

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    40. Re: Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google âoeSurface vs iPadâ

    41. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a hilarious headline. Microsoft isn't selling any of the Surface stuff. They are shipping it, but it isn't selling. They keep coming out with new model lines and price points, but it isn't working. How desperate are they to convince us? Really pathetic.

      Yeah and this is the Year of the Linux Desktop!

      Just when we think idiots like you are totally disconnected from reality you find some way to move a little further away from the socket. Microsoft, though not predominantly a PC maker at all, holds almost as much share of the PC market that Linux holds of the desktop OS market and Linux distros have been flung at the wall for nearly 3 decades and yet none of them have stuck. You can hate on them all you want but that doesn't change the reality.

    42. Re: Hilarious by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      When an iPad can be used to actually, you know, design an iPad (ID, mechanicals, electricals) and write and compile the OS - then you may have a point. Otherwise - "what's a computer"?

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    43. Re: Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't iPad designers that are buying Surfaces.

    44. Re:Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids, can you say "confirmation bias"?

    45. Re: Hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So clearly if YOU donâ(TM)t see them they must not exist. It canâ(TM)t possibly be that you just donâ(TM)t see them much in your IT. Hereâ(TM)s a bet- if u are a Linux nerd working in IT maybe that means you tend to work in places that are less Microsoft friendly?

    46. Re:Hilarious by nyquil+superstar · · Score: 1

      Sure, I can see how that might be the case. I don't think it is, though, because I'm actively looking and seeing what the mix is. I'm noticing what everyone has, not just when it's a Surface device. And over the last several years the amount of Surface devices (nearly all Surface Pros) has increased a lot. They are very common.

  3. Define "best" by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Define "best" -- it's hardly the most rugged, repairable, or upgradeable hardware. It's designed to become e-waste when the glued-in internal battery dies, while I'm typing this on a 6 year old laptop that's modular.

    Stop using weight as an argument -- you're talking maybe 0.5lb difference between a glued-shut Surface with keyboard and a relative modular Thinkpad or Dell ultralight.

    1. Re:Define "best" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best: Allows me to pop in a FreeBSD CD and load the OS I want without having to constantly fuck around with UEFI restrictions or locked-down hardware with bizarre specialty drivers.

    2. Re:Define "best" by RyanRife8866 · · Score: 0

      These days, how long do people really keep their tech? I'm thinking 2 years would be a stretch...I'm all for saving the space and weight of replaceable parts..

    3. Re:Define "best" by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh, what reason do you have to throw away your "tech"? Do you really think laptops are getting better every 1-2 years?

    4. Re: Define "best" by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      And that's the problem... throw away societies waste resources and fuck over the environment. Electronics are polluting to manufacture, recycle, or throw away. Also, upper middle class people may throw devices away after a year or two, but if they're still good, they should be able to trickle down to the used market for poorer people to enjoy.

    5. Re: Define "best" by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if the average upper-middle-class Biffy or Betty is conditioned to think this. It's a Brave New World out there, ending is better than mending.

    6. Re:Define "best" by MachineShedFred · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What, you're looking for specifics and justification of claims in one of the most clearly obvious astroturf posts there ever has been?

      The first paragraph must have been hard to type with Microsoft's metaphorical balls in the author's mouth.

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    7. Re:Define "best" by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I just upgraded my Laptop. My previous one was 7 years old. I then clear that laptop and did a clean reinstall on it, and gave it to a friend, for her it was a significant upgrade to a 12 year old netbook that she was using. My old laptop probably has another 6 years of useful life on it.

      I primarily upgraded myself because I wanted to learn and perfect GPU coding. So I got a laptop with a higher end video card. This new laptop may last me 10 years.

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    8. Re:Define "best" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > for her it was a significant upgrade to a 12 year old netbook

      To be fair though, an Etch-a-sketch would be a significant upgrade over a netbook. Can't believe those were ever a thing.

    9. Re:Define "best" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is your modular laptop is an extreme minority edge case. The vast, overwhelming majority of laptops are never modified after shipping. This includes repair.

      Insisting all laptops be modular would be a waste of money, resources, parts. This would, ironically, generate much more e-waste.

      Consumers have spoken. The market has spoken. Tablet style, glued uni body construction is here to and you better get used to it.

      Reality does not care about your specialized needs.

    10. Re: Define "best" by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The "market" is mostly driven by idiots who need a kick in the jewels. I won't get used to it. I'll keep buying third-world phones and business grade laptops that I don't have to throw away after two years. Personally, I'm rooting for a full blown trade war (go, Trump). Massive tariffs on Chinese made junk would be environmentally awesome.

    11. Re:Define "best" by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      "CD"? You should be so lucky.

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    12. Re:Define "best" by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough the reason she needed to get off the netbook was because the cooling fan broke, it wasn't worth the hassle of replacing it.

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    13. Re: Define "best" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 8 year old HP Mini 210 (which does remind me of an etch-a-sketch now you mention it) is still going strong for my simple needs (web browsing, VLC, the occasional remote shell). Boots in under 30s into an fvwm desktop running on Arch.

    14. Re:Define "best" by b0bby · · Score: 1

      I was always impressed by what I could do with my little EEE. For a while when I was traveling I would run a script to convert 1080p videos and it actually was pretty decent at doing the conversions. For the time it was a great option.

    15. Re:Define "best" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, my 2012 iMac and 2010 Macbook would like a word with you.

      WTF throws out their gear every two years just because that's what the manufacturers want them to do? WTH?

    16. Re:Define "best" by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      My Surface Pro 3 is working just fine, thank you. No need to replace it.

      My dell E6440 also is doing what I need it to do. My old Asus G50-VT not so much, but it comes out of storage to solve problems whenever, and works fine.

      My wife's HP G62 she's convinced is pus, it won't print more than 5 pages of a ppt file at a time, and it loses edits.

      And the newly acquired mid-2013 MacBook Air is purely marvelous, cheap and totally functional on Mojave.

      New PC hardware is a little like new cars. Depreciation and marginal improvement in performance and/or comfort doesn't justify the purchase price.

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    17. Re:Define "best" by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Hm. I made a living for a few years repairing laptops for clients. Yes, back then it was equal parts hard drives and display hinges. Even today you can repair a surprising fraction of the popular machines.

      The thinnest and lightest, of course are a challenge. I'm waiting for my Surface Pro 3 to come off extended warranty and fail so I can try.

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    18. Re: Define "best" by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      I have never had to 'throw away' a laptop after two years. Never. All have lasted longer, even the unfortunate Toshiba models. But I repaired many for clients, and mostly it was rough handling that did them in fatally. For a while it was clogged ventilation and bad hard drives. Now it's back to rough handling, since the displays are still mostly glass.

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    19. Re: Define "best" by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Which is why the biz-grade non-touchscreen laptops are awesome. Yeah, the underlying LCD is still glass under the plastic top layer, but it takes under 15 min to swap the LCD. A few snaps, some screws, undo two connectors, and it's out.

    20. Re:Define "best" by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The ultra light computers aren't the average computers. They do well but they go to executives or employees who are on the road a lot. If you were going to marry yourself to a single PC maker, then Microsoft isn't going to be supplying the whole range of employee computers for the enterprise (and that's not counting servers and lab computers).

    21. Re:Define "best" by imidan · · Score: 1

      My ~5 year old HP laptop was slowing down and had frequent glitches with the Wifi disconnecting. I bought it a new SSD and did a fresh install of Windows 7. The SSD much improved speed, as did wiping out whatever garbage had built up in the registry. My Wifi problem is gone. It's almost like a new (not the newest, but newer) machine.

      Back in the Win 9x and XP days, I'd reinstall Windows every year or so just to clear out cruft and keep the performance up. Windows 7 was a big improvement, but it looks like it still benefits from the occasional wipe every few years, under my usage habits.

    22. Re:Define "best" by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Well, at work we are eligible for a new computer after three years. Many people just keep the old computers longer rather than go through the hassle of getting a new one. Two years sounds like some over funded startup to me.

      Space and weight doesn't mean much if the laptop is on your desk 99% of the time. And if you're keeping that laptop for several years then you want one that will last.

    23. Re:Define "best" by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      In the enterprise though the cost of these fancy high end laptops adds up. So there is a need for laptops (which have replaced desktops as prices dropped) which can last longer, survive a drop or two, and had have some replaceable components (batteries and storage).

    24. Re: Define "best" by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      You don't need tariffs if you stop buying that junk.

    25. Re:Define "best" by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      for her it was a significant upgrade to a 12 year old netbook that she was using.

      Netbooks became a thing in 2007. What 2006 time machine was she using?

    26. Re:Define "best" by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      > for her it was a significant upgrade to a 12 year old netbook

      To be fair though, an Etch-a-sketch would be a significant upgrade over a netbook. Can't believe those were ever a thing.

      I don't think netbooks were near as bad as people make them out to be. At the time manufacturers were trying to push $1500 ultra light laptops. If nothing else Netbooks showed there was a very strong under-served market for $400 ultraportable computing devices. That $400 market eventually became filled by more tablets and phones, but Netbooks were fine to remote into another system, quick web browsing, offload photos from a camera, or watch a movie during a flight, and are still easier to type on than a phone or tablet (without external keyboard).

    27. Re:Define "best" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My phone is 5 years old, my computers are around 8 years old, my washing machine is 19 years old. Most people I know have been keeping their stuff in service for longer than before since the economy is down and they have realized that the upgrade treadmill is leveling off.

    28. Re: Define "best" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7? An unsupported OS with well known security holes? It is scary to read this

  4. The hell... by Kokuyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...kind of marketing drivel is this?

    1. Re:The hell... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I especially like this:

      By comparison, the competition is flailing around arguing about whether or not touchscreens have a place on laptops. The answer? Just let people choose.

      So I can choose to pay for a touchscreen I'll never use, and can accept accidental input I don't want; but I'll bet I can't choose what OS I want installed on this thing due to having to fuck about with SecureBoot, weird partitioning schemes that no other bootloader wants to deal with, proprietary crap hardware that doesn't have drivers in any other OS but the latest spyware^H^H^H^H^H^H Windows 10 edition.

      It's a laptop. I don't want a touchscreen, and in fact turned off the one I have because it's annoying and ergonomically terrible on a laptop.
      It's a laptop. I don't want a stylus because it's even more ergonomically terrible than a touchscreen.

      I'm glad you are including choice when it allows you to raise the price and include more margin, but not when it comes to the things that actually matter to people.

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    2. Re: The hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree, to a point. My work laptop has a touch screen and I never use it. Probably never will either. When I get home, however, my kids fully expect every screen they see to be touch enabled. My home laptop, the TV, basically anything that has a screen. They donâ(TM)t seem to care about how impractical it might be, they simply expect it. So I would expect to see this to become the new normal, even for laptops and anything else that has a screen.

      That being said, the main post here does seem to be very gushing and ad like.

    3. Re:The hell... by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      Let's not even pretend that choice is in any way connected to price when it comes to Apple. Apple chooses what they will let you have, period, and you will pay premium prices for it, whether it's a new product or a product line that hasn't been refreshed in 5 years. Apple will, in fact, go out of it's way to ensure you can't do the things they don't want to allow you to do. That's been Apple's MO since forever.

    4. Re: The hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging Tour words I bet you never used surface pro.
      We bought one 3years ago to "impress" on customer meetings. After 3 months everyone who is mobile wanted it. It Just works when you are not tied to the desk.

      People bought them even for home use as they are more convenient for web and media than phones. Keyboard detaches easily (magnet) when you want it away.

      For workstations we still use 24" AIOs and laugh when visiting other offices where people stare at 15-17" laptops. The same happens when someone comes with their huge laptop bag and getting out huge monter, while nervously looking for power socket.

    5. Re: The hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ????? You bought surface laptops to impress clients? And you expect us to believe the rest of the trash you wrote? Yea sure.

    6. Re: The hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nailed it. My 3.5 yo keeps trying to touch every screen she sees. She expects that if she sees the big movie icon on the TV screen she should be able to touch it and make the movie go. She's tried swiping the tv so many times... And, why not? Our phones do it, the iPads do it, the tv screen in the minivan does it, the interactive devices at her daycare do it. Personally though I dislike touchscreens for laptop or desktop class machines. I'm an engineer and if I can't do it from a keyboard it probably doesn't need to be done, or it needs to be re-done so that I can do it from a keyboard.

    7. Re: The hell... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      My brother-in-law has one. Whoop de do. Underpowered, overpriced. Just like Apple!

      I would rather have a laptop with serious computing power when I need it, portable, and available. The Dell XPS 15 fits this bill nicely. And when in an office, including my home office, the display is secondary because, gasp, I have a 4k display on my desk that is 3x the size of a laptop display. Fat lot of fucking good a touchscreen does when you are plugged into a much larger, nicer display with a real keyboard and mouse.

      Touchscreen laptops are a gimmick that were introduced to attempt to bandwagon their way into the iPad craze, but none of them are anywhere as useful as a touchscreen on a device that has software engineered with a touchscreen in mind, and Windows isn't that. So spare me the price of putting the digitizer on the screen, because I'll never touch it, and I'll be looking to turn it off in any way possible in order to get marginally better battery life, because even that 5 minutes of life over a 7-hour lifetime is more useful to me than a touchscreen ever will be on a laptop.

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    8. Re:The hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...kind of marketing drivel is this?

      That's what happens when you have to pay off your astroshills with money rather than free devices. The latter kind of shill fawns over an actual, ridiculously expensive device. The former fawns over the lineup but does not want to get close enough for the touchscreens to actually start fingering his stylus.

  5. Only one question that matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But does it run Linux?

    1. Re:Only one question that matters by infolation · · Score: 0

      Why would you run Linux when you have so many Windows 10s to choose from?

      Microsoft Now Has the Best Windows 10 Lineup in the Industry!

      professionalworkstationn, enterpriseneval, serverazurecor, serverrdshCore, serverstorageworkgroupeval, onecoreupdateos, serverstandardeval, serverarm64, serverdatacenterevalcorCore, educationn, serverdatacentereval, serverazurecorCore, enterpriseseval, serverdatacenterCore, coresinglelanguage, professionalcountryspecific, core, coresystemserver, serverdatacenterevalcor, serverhypercore, analogonecore, serverstandardcor, serverarm64Core, serverdatacentercorCore, serverazurenano, coren, starter, professional, professionaln, serverstandardevalcor, enterprise, education, serverwebCore, enterpriseeval, enterprisegn, EnterpriseS, enterpriseg, serverweb, serverrdsh, serverdatacenternanoCore, serverstandard, serversolution, serverdatacenteracorCore, serverstoragestandardCore, enterprisesn, serverdatacenternano, servercloudstorageCore, serverstandardacorCore, serverstandardnano, professionaleducation, serverstandardevalCore, serverstorageworkgroupCore, andromeda, serversolutionCore, serverstoragestandardeval, professionaleducationn, professionalworkstation, serverstoragestandardevalCore, startern, serverstandardevalcorCore, serverstorageworkgroup, serverdatacenteracor, servercloudstorage, serverazurenanoCore, serverstorageworkgroupevalCore, serverstoragestandard, serverdatacenter, serverdatacenterevalCore, corecountryspecific, serverstandardacor, serverstandardcorCore, enterprisen, enterprisesneval, iotuap, serverstandardnanoCore, professionalsinglelanguage, serverdatacentercor, serverstandardCore, gvlkserverdatacenteracorCore, gvlkprofessionalworkstationn, gvlkserverazurecor, gvlkserverrdshCore, gvlkenterprisesn, gvlkserverarm64, gvlkservercloudstorageCore, gvlkserverstandardacorCore, gvlkprofessionaleducation, gvlkeducationn, gvlkserversolutionCore, gvlkprofessionaleducationn, gvlkprofessionalworkstation, gvlkserverazurecorCore, gvlkserverdatacenterCore, gvlkcoresinglelanguage, gvlkcore, gvlkserverarm64Core, gvlkcoren, gvlkprofessional, gvlkprofessionaln, gvlkserverdatacenteracor, gvlkservercloudstorage, gvlkenterprise, gvlkeducation, gvlkserverdatacenter, gvlkserverstandardacor, gvlkcorecountryspecific, gvlkenterprisen, gvlkenterprisegn, gvlkEnterpriseS, gvlkenterpriseg, gvlkserverrdsh, gvlkserverstandardCore, gvlkserverstandard, gvlkserversolution

    2. Re:Only one question that matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you can get it as an "app" from the Store.

    3. Re:Only one question that matters by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

      Yes! With systemd and everything!

  6. Don't trust them... by SinGunner · · Score: 3, Funny

    My wife's Surface Pro has a weird screen ghosting issue that is apparently hardware-related and M$ has written off everyone with this issue. Give them 5 more years in the hardware industry (and a couple products that are actually bug-free) before giving them your money.

    1. Re:Don't trust them... by rickb928 · · Score: 2

      Mine doesn't. Your ancedotal proof is invalidated.

      SO, everyone, start keeping score.

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    2. Re:Don't trust them... by SinGunner · · Score: 2

      Is this better, ya wanker?

      Verge Article

    3. Re:Don't trust them... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Sure. no numbers, but that's no problem...

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    4. Re:Don't trust them... by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Give them 5 more years in the hardware industry

      Another 5? Shit how much longer?

    5. Re:Don't trust them... by SinGunner · · Score: 1

      Anecdotal evidence is literally the only type of evidence you're going to get regarding poor product quality short of a class action suit. Even then, you'd only get any sort of numbers if there's a recall.

    6. Re:Don't trust them... by SinGunner · · Score: 1

      Their entire history of hardware development is full of problems. I broke down and bought the Surface Pro 4 because all the reviews finally seemed positive. And "Flickergate" hit the news shortly thereafter.

    7. Re:Don't trust them... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      We have a Surface Pro 3 and a Surface Pro 4 in our house. Both of them have been replaced. Admittedly they were replaced very quickly without fuss but both for stupid issues (one refused to recognise the keyboard, the other refused to turn on).

  7. Sponsored Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yawn. I cannot see a true reason for a surface in any capacity other than someone has money to burn.

  8. Slashdot Moderation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Score:-1 Flamebait

  9. Is /. on giant ad service now? by Balial · · Score: 1

    ... or have I just been asleep at the wheel while it changed slowly?

    This kind of BS seems like the norm nowadays. Yawn.

  10. Best Device Lineup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol

  11. For certain users, sure by damn_registrars · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am not in their target audience, and I'll say why.

    First, the layout of windows 10 / windows server 12 (and newer) is, IMHO, a total disjointed eye-gouging mess. It borders on unusable. The interface consistently gets in my way when I want to do things that were very simple in earlier versions of windows (for example starting a command prompt). The default color scheme is so awful it could well be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

    Second, their obsession with touchscreens is great for people who don't actually do any real work. Oddly enough I do actual work with my computers, and I find touchscreens to be maddening devices. Why do I want fingerprint smears all over my screen? On top of that a touchscreen is more an impediment to actual work than a tool for it; this mirrors well with my observations that when people are using touchscreens on a laptop they almost without exception are goofing off; they go back to an actual pointing device for actual work.

    Third, touchpads are garbage. The Apple touchpad is almost a valid pointing device but only just. Microsoft doesn't want to sell anything with a useful pointing device; users respond by buying mice to use with their Microsoft laptops and tablets.

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    1. Re:For certain users, sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WIndows+R : type: cmd + Enter .... so hard to start a command prompt.
      Once you have one open, pin it to the task bar, and it's always one click away.

    2. Re:For certain users, sure by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      I'm SO glad I'm not alone in my cranky old codger ways...

      I think I'll perform a happy dance the day the sell a smartphone with hardware keyboard and trackpoint...

    3. Re:For certain users, sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WIndows+R : type: cmd + Enter .... so hard to start a command prompt.
      Once you have one open, pin it to the task bar, and it's always one click away.

      And then watch this fail when Microsoft releases a service pack (I'm looking at you, 1703) that causes a never ending crash loop of explorer.exe, preventing you from doing even this much to attempt repair. And no, you won't be able to start anything via Task Manager, because the endless explorer.exe crashfest will eat all available resources. Also, forget system restore, because that same service pack will crash any attempts to restore due to some new Appstore folder incompatibility.

    4. Re:For certain users, sure by gman003 · · Score: 1

      The interface consistently gets in my way when I want to do things that were very simple in earlier versions of windows (for example starting a command prompt).

      Opening a command line in W10 is simply right click the windows menu button (or press Win+X), and click "PowerShell" or "PowerShell (Admin)" (I think there's a setting to replace this with the old-school command line if you really want). Or tap the windows key, then type "cmd" as though it were a command line itself. Or win+R and type "cmd" into the Run menu (it stores history so if a command line was your last command, it's just Win+R, Enter). That last has been how I've opened command lines since XP, the second has been there since I think Vista, and IIRC the first is a new addition (maybe was in W8?).

      I don't know how you expect it to get any simpler. I certainly don't recall any other simple way to do it existing in prior versions, and I've been running Windows since 95.

      Second, their obsession with touchscreens is great for people who don't actually do any real work.

      I agree, touchscreens are generally bad for traditional office or programming work. But a tablet makes a great media-consumption device, even with only a touchscreen for input. That's probably why tablets sell so well. After all, there are more consumers of media than producers.

      There's also some work that actually benefits from a touchscreen. I use one for my audio workstation - between a pile of MIDI controllers and a basic 24" touchscreen, I can do everything I need, and it's a much more efficient use of space than a mouse+keyboard. I definitely appreciate Microsoft making their UI workable on a touch device. (And, I can even load that DAW software onto a tablet, making it a much more portable setup to take to jams).

      While I've heard lot of complaints about W10 being too touch-oriented, I can't really see it, myself. I think it's more that it's designed for higher-resolution screens than older OSes. W10 looks fine as a desktop OS, provided you're on a 1080p screen or higher. Try to squeeze it onto an XGA-res screen, and you'll certainly suffer. But I'd rather my interface be designed for the kind of hardware I'm actually running, rather than the lowest common denominator.

      Third, touchpads are garbage. The Apple touchpad is almost a valid pointing device but only just. Microsoft doesn't want to sell anything with a useful pointing device; users respond by buying mice to use with their Microsoft laptops and tablets.

      Seems kind of contradictory to bitch about how you wish they'd focus on just old-school mouse+keyboard users, and then bitch about how you need a mouse to get the best experience.

    5. Re:For certain users, sure by Misagon · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that Windows 10 user interface* is actually really badly suited for touch screens. When they brought forward mouse and keyboard after Window 8, the touch interface actually went backwards.

      *: That's "user experience" for shills and millenials ...

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    6. Re:For certain users, sure by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      Your whole post boils down to "Stop doing things in ways that I don't like. And get off my lawn."

    7. Re:For certain users, sure by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      That was 2008. Oh, wait, the trackpoint was actually a ball...

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    8. Re:For certain users, sure by citylivin · · Score: 1

      "Second, their obsession with touchscreens is great for people who don't actually do any real work. Oddly enough I do actual work with my computers, and I find touchscreens to be maddening devices. Why do I want fingerprint smears all over my screen? On top of that a touchscreen is more an impediment to actual work than a tool for it; this mirrors well with my observations that when people are using touchscreens on a laptop they almost without exception are goofing off; they go back to an actual pointing device for actual work."

      Man you dont know what you are talking about. I thought the same thing about tablets when they first came out, but having used one for years now, they are great for certain situations. Like for instance, when you are ontop of a ladder or in a genie lift. You cant really use the keyboard so well in that case and so touch is invaluable. Or when walking around taking notes, or troubleshooting things like DMX controlled lighting fixtures. I have met some oil and gas techs that love using them for fieldwork too because they are extremely portable and you dont need to always bust out the keyboard cover to interact with them. They can be used one handed as well. Try balancing a laptop in one arm while reaching for something at the ceiling level. Impossible, but a surface makes light work of such situations.

      I get it, they aren't for all use cases. If you mostly sit behind a desk all day there is probably little point, but for anyone who has to be offsite or in the field doing any sort of repair they are actually really great. Can clean with soap and water like any monitor.

      Basically every situation where i am using a surface, i am not at a desk. That is where they really shine for me. At this price point, they are probably overkill for writing your screenplay at a coffee shop. But for the hard work, where a computer isnt really supposed to go, they are great.

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    9. Re:For certain users, sure by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      Opening a command line in W10 is simply right click the windows menu button (or press Win+X), and click "PowerShell" or "PowerShell (Admin)" (I think there's a setting to replace this with the old-school command line if you really want). Or tap the windows key, then type "cmd" as though it were a command line itself. Or win+R and type "cmd" into the Run menu (it stores history so if a command line was your last command, it's just Win+R, Enter). That last has been how I've opened command lines since XP, the second has been there since I think Vista, and IIRC the first is a new addition (maybe was in W8?).

      When I press the windows button, windows redraws my entire damned display with useless icons and grinds to a halt while it tries to predict what I'm typing. We used to push the windows button to pop up a quick an unobtrusive start menu, from where I could easily hit "r" for run.

      I think it's more that it's designed for higher-resolution screens than older OSes. W10 looks fine as a desktop OS, provided you're on a 1080p screen or higher.

      Once you've switched it to a non-nauseating theme, it almost doesn't look like total garbage. The default theme is a crime against humanity.

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    10. Re:For certain users, sure by gman003 · · Score: 1

      When I press the windows button, windows redraws my entire damned display with useless icons and grinds to a halt while it tries to predict what I'm typing. We used to push the windows button to pop up a quick an unobtrusive start menu, from where I could easily hit "r" for run.

      Once you've switched it to a non-nauseating theme, it almost doesn't look like total garbage. The default theme is a crime against humanity.

      Did your machine default to tablet mode for some reason? You normally only get the full-screen start menu if your machine thinks it's a tablet. Poke around the settings - there's System->Tablet Mode, which switches a whole bunch of settings at once, and Personalization->Start Menu->Use Start Full Screen, which just flips between the old-school start menu (or a modern reskin of it, at least) and the tablet-style full-screen one. Also take a look at System->Display->Scale, if you got defaulted into tablet mode it probably also set a rather high scaling factor, which would make the theme look pretty bad as well.

      I've done a bunch of installs, I've never had W10 pick the wrong default (although I did flip my Surface into desktop mode and my MIDI station into tablet mode, but that's objectively not what the hardware is). But it really sounds like you got shunted into the wrong settings somehow.

    11. Re:For certain users, sure by iampiti · · Score: 1

      What I don't like is that some UI elements are obviously designed for touch and thus they have huge controls that are waste of real estate compared to classic mouse-oriented buttons. It'd be nice if there was a way to switch them for the classic controls (Think Windows 7 UI) but it seems we have to live with the lowest common denominator.

    12. Re:For certain users, sure by nyquil+superstar · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I appreciate you criticizing from your vantage point rather than a point of universal truth. I have a surface book. I've had two over the last couple years. For me it's amazing. It's light, portable, well built, looks good, and the touch screen with stylus lets me sign PDFs and return them. I 100% do real work with it (and it helps me an my company make (sometimes lots) of money. Which is great, that's what I need my equipment to do. It also lets me game when I'm on the road and stuck in a hotel or airport and I don't feel like working. Some of the games, like Human Resource Machine, also do great with the touchscreen, so it's modular form factor and touch work well for me.

    13. Re:For certain users, sure by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      When I press the windows button, windows redraws my entire damned display with useless icons and grinds to a halt while it tries to predict what I'm typing. We used to push the windows button to pop up a quick an unobtrusive start menu, from where I could easily hit "r" for run.

      Did your machine default to tablet mode for some reason?

      Being as this is Windows server 12 that I'm most often subjected to this "experience", so I would hope my server doesn't think it's a tablet. Sorry if I wasn't clear on that, to me Server 12, Server 16, and W10 are interchangeable disasters.

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  12. What a great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    joke.

  13. What does a lineup matter? by TWX · · Score: 2

    Don't all of these devices run Windows?

    Unless I have some sort of weird sole-source agreement from a vendor, if the various devices all run the same operating system, why does it really matter which vendor the hardware comes from? Wasn't that in large part why Windows became such a domineering player in the personal computer market in the first place?

    If Microsoft or any other commodity-OS vendor had some sort of peripheral expansion system that was unique and cross-compatible across the entire line but incompatible with other manufacturers then I could possibly see having such a wide lineup being useful, but we appear to be well past the era of ubiquitous proprietary docking stations or port/peripheral expansion modules. Even when we were in that era though, it's not like a given vendor had all of their devices use that dock, usually only a fairly small subset in a given series used a particular dock, so different laptop lines would have different docks even with one vendor.

    I've seen the headaches associated with repairing particular models of Lenovo like the Thinkpad Helix lineup, no way would I go with a single hardware vendor as a lock-in beyond the particular model for a particular contract. Especially when apparently the Surface series are now even worse than those Helixes are to repair.

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    1. Re:What does a lineup matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS is trying to emulate the Apple experience, rather than the Android experience.

      Makes sense to me, even though I do not see ever buying an MS device again.

      MS probably figured that the best option it has is to build a higher end niche.

    2. Re:What does a lineup matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS is trying to emulate the Apple experience,

      Yeah, just like they've been trying to do since Windoze 1.0. They're still failing, and I see no reason to believe they'll ever figure it out.

    3. Re:What does a lineup matter? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Don't all of these devices run Windows?

      They do. What does the OS matter? Users don't care.

  14. Too bad for them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they have the objectively worst OS on the market.

    1. Re:Too bad for them... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      That is not objective but subjective.
      In terms of hardware compatibility and software availability (Managing hardware and running software is a key OS task) Then Windows is still top OS.

      In terms of performance, stability... I havn't seen any problem with Windows from Windows XP SP2 and onward. My system is set to duel boot, and Windows for most of my apps actually seems to run a bit faster in Windows then with Linux.

      Now all that said. In terms of what I can do with the raw OS Linux is the most useful (hence why I actually duel boot into Linux vs just use Windows Subsystem for LInux) Linux has a much more robust set of command line applications that can be scripted and automated to a much better degree, without being stuck to a single shell. Using Apt for updates keeps updating all my components much easier and quicker. And having better control on what the system is doing is a big benefit.

      However Windows isn't Bad, it just isn't best suited for my needs.
       

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  15. Did Microsoft Invest in /.? by mykepredko · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's turning into a real MS fanboi site.

    Regardless of how well put together the line up is, I refuse to surrender to Windows 10 - I don't like how Microsoft is moving everything to a monthly pay model and I'm very uncomfortable with them having access to my systems.

    1. Re:Did Microsoft Invest in /.? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It's turning into a real MS fanboi site.

      Because an article has been posted? Have you read the comments? It's not an MS fanboi site. It's a troll site.

  16. Surfaces are great by JThundley · · Score: 1

    Surfaces are great... for the first 3 months until some of the hardware randomly decides to stop working.

  17. "Microsoft has best device lineup" by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Thanks, Trump! Dx

  18. Thanks by grumpy-cowboy · · Score: 1

    But no thanks

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  19. Which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Obvious paid ad aside, the writeup is self-contradictory.

    "Every single one of these machines has a touchscreen..."

    "By comparison, the competition is flailing around arguing about whether or not touchscreens have a place on laptops. The answer? Just let people choose."

    So with the Slashdot/Microsoft laptops, do I get to choose whether I want a touchscreen? Sure sounds like I don't.

    1. Re:Which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obvious paid ad aside, the writeup is self-contradictory.

      "Every single one of these machines has a touchscreen..."

      "By comparison, the competition is flailing around arguing about whether or not touchscreens have a place on laptops. The answer? Just let people choose."

      So with the Slashdot/Microsoft laptops, do I get to choose whether I want a touchscreen? Sure sounds like I don't.

      I think they're trying to say that if you have a touchscreen, you can choose to use it or use the touchpad or mouse.

      What they are really saying though, is that we are Microsoft, and we approve this message.

  20. -1 Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Mod parent down, please.

  21. Adver by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This isn't anonymous. This is transparently scarcely-rewrapped ad copy. It's even loaded with buzzwords and talking points. Won't interrupt your "flow", whatever it is, touch screen or mouse? Competition is flailing around. "Compelling", etc.

    Just as Microsoft did to IBM, so it has been having done to it by Apple and Google. It is still fat, relying on market dominance in Windows to play me too in all the latest hit products like smart phones.

    People want touch screens for surfing at home and starting Netflix, and a keyboard and mouse for business use. Which doesn't need a touch screen for surfing and starting Netflix.

    Hence the confused ad copy in the posting.

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    1. Re:Adver by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      This isn't anonymous. This is transparently scarcely-rewrapped ad copy. It's even loaded with buzzwords and talking points.

      But he said "shit"! Ooooo, so edgy! So convincing! Can't possibly be corporate-speak. Microsoft would never use "blue" language in their advertising copy, surely. That would be unseemly. Therefore it must be a completely legitimate third party review that's jizzing all over my screen.

      I work for what's legally a small business and unlike a lot of people's reports here, we actually have two Surfaces. Not sure which model, and it hardly matters. It's a tablet. It's fine. It functions. It can do Windowsy things in a tablet form factor, which is probably useful for some very specific use-cases. Which... we don't have. They mostly sit on the shelf in the sysadmins' office, used as loaners when somebody is desperate because their regular laptop is down. Not even our marketing and sales people have any use for them. Picking up your whole laptop is still more convenient than undocking your Surface, and ten finger typing on a physical keyboard is still more efficient in meetings than fumbling around with a virtual keyboard or a stylus.

      Microsoft seems to be working really hard to solve a problem no one has. People have adapted to their clamshell laptops, and the physical reality of the clamshell wins in so many use cases. About the only people who need a Surface are the medical transcribers who follow doctors around, and they have the option of an ASUS Transformer (which now has a magnetic power connector). Give it some time for the medical software to get ported to Android and even that necessity will vanish.

      But keep rolling out that astroturf, Microsoft. It's so green and shiny.

  22. Which company again? by fibonacci8 · · Score: 1

    Sitting in the audience, I saw the most coherent device strategy in the industry, from a company that's slowly built a hardware business from the ground up.

    Anonymous Marketer can't be talking about viewing Microsoft's offerings then. The writer has a clear misunderstanding of the internals of computers/phone/tablets/etc. if they think Microsoft has done anything hardware related "from the ground up".

    The peripherals work across every machine, and Microsoft has clearly gone to lengths with Timeline and Your Phone to make the software as seamless as you'd expect in 2018.

    I'd say that's setting the bar really low in 2018. Since they've done this slowly, they've had ample time and opportunity to ensure that peripherals software work seamlessly with existing Microsoft kit, and does it work for migrating from competing kit? *sample bias sensing tingling* Those of us who still recall the likes of Microsoft Works, Millennium Edition, Vista, and the Windows Phone (list cut short due to dead horse being beaten yet again) take a bit more convincing that anything "seamless" is occurring.

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  23. Best Device Lineup? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    Even if you limit yourself to Windows, these are not the best devices.

    We've got a number of users in our department who have purchased Microsoft devices - Surfaces, Surface Books, etc. The recent ones do look sleek, I'll give them that - but they seem to frequently run into lots of nagging problems.

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  24. Best Device Lineup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    lololol

  25. The worst, not the best by ReneR · · Score: 1

    Nothing user serviceable, everything glued together, good luck with a battery swap in two years, ..! Also the N-trig touch screens are know for phantom touches and dead zones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... I got the Pro 2 and 3 and will not buy another one. Also the kickstand tablet form factor does not work the best for me, not in air planes, nor in an armchair.

    1. Re:The worst, not the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still using my pro 2 from almost 4 years ago. Battery is still 'ok' - was never amazing to begin with, but I certainly haven't noticed any degredation in it.

      I travel for work quite a lot as a programmer, it gets the job done.

      It does have some pros and some cons:
      - Best keyboard I've ever used
      - Worst touchpad I've ever used
      - Worst wifi card I've ever used (why skimp on the important stuff m$?)
      - Touchscreen is great. I use it in tablet format all the time for non work related stuff. I also use the touchscreen quite a lot when surfing.
      - Weight is a little heavy for using as a tablet...

  26. Now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just get that crappy OS of theirs to suck a little less balls, and I'll pay more attention.

  27. unsubscribe from this spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unsubscribe from this spam

  28. Soldered-on electronics immersed in glue? by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    No, thank you.

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  29. Nice hardware. Shame about the OS. by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

    MS does seem to be making some decent hardware. However, it's still running Windows 10, which is still shit. I hope the likes of HP, Dell, Lenovo, Acer, etc. realise they're being screwed over by MS, and start to fully support and promote alternative operating systems.

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    1. Re:Nice hardware. Shame about the OS. by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      What alternative operating systems? They can't produce a MacOS machine, although I'm sure they would if Apple allowed it. I guess there Linux. As good as it is, it's still not ready for your average user. I've been using Linux on and off since 1999, and still every time I install it on a machine there is a huge number of usability problems that just puts me off and reminds me why I don't use it as my default operating system. There is ChromeOS, which many vendors are producing machines for. I guess that's a kind of Linux. I hear they will even be able to run Linux Applications in the near future. If that pans out, I could see it taking off. They already support Android Apps. Add in Linux applications and that's a huge software library that will fit many user's needs.

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    2. Re:Nice hardware. Shame about the OS. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2

      What alternative operating systems? They can't produce a MacOS machine, although I'm sure they would if Apple allowed it. I guess there Linux. As good as it is, it's still not ready for your average user.

      If they were smart...all the major hardware vendors would get together and form a common group, to pic one distro of Linux and custom comform it to be user friendly and work on their hardware in a very common way.

      They could bypass the MS tax and all have this as the alternative OS, and make sales on hardware...cheaper machines since the OS costs them basically nothing, and still make good profits compared to what they sell with MS pre-installed.

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    3. Re:Nice hardware. Shame about the OS. by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

      "What alternative OS?'... good question.. The other manufacturers will have to sort that out themselves. I deliberately didn't rush to the standard /. cry of 'Linux!', but it is the obvious answer. Google has managed to create an alternative OS... could HP or Lenovo?

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    4. Re:Nice hardware. Shame about the OS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they were smart...all the major hardware vendors would get together and form a common group, to pic one distro of Linux and custom comform it to be user friendly and work on their hardware in a very common way.

      They could call it the Common Desktop Environment, or CDE for short.

  30. Microsoft tax? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has the original "anonymous" poster even looked at the prices?

    In the UK, the Surface Laptop at a decent spec (16GB RAM, Core i7, 512GB SSD) comes in at a monstrous £2000. A Dell XPS 13 kitted out to the same specifications runs to £1500.

    Do we have "Microsoft tax" as well as "Apple tax" now?

  31. Rob Enderle is that you? by Nova+Express · · Score: 1

    I wondered if the industry's most notorious pro-Microsoft shill was at it again, but the byline is for an "Owen Williams."

    Could still be Enderle, but hey: Microsoft is a rich company. They can hire lots of shills...

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  32. Microsoft blows goats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amirite?!?!?!

  33. Best in what way? by bananaquackmoo · · Score: 1

    None of them have thunderbolt. They're high quality products but they're full of non-upgradeable glue. Don't get me wrong, I love the Surface lineup and own multiple of them, but to call them the best is utterly laughable.

  34. Hey, wait a minute by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I checked "disable ads", and yet this article still appears. /vertisement

  35. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what the ratio of people posting "MS sucks" is to their use of Chrome on Windows 10. I'd be willing to be it greater then 75%.

    1. Re:I wonder... by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      "MS sucks."

      Posted from Safari on Mac OS X*.

      * yes, Mac OS X and not macOS. Still running an old version here.

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    2. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "MS sucks."

      Reminds me of the oldie "the day Microsoft sells something that doesn't suck is when they start offering vacuum cleaners".

  36. Despite all the negativity... by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    ...it's funny how you never actually see one of those around, anywhere.

    I work for a large corporation, and people carry basically either all or 2 of 4 things:

    - Their Apple or PC laptop.

    - An Apple or Android phone.

    I don't ever recall seeing even ONE of those surface laptop/table thingies anywhere, and I service most of the people's hardware, I don't even remember ONE single event when one of the coworkers came in with a surface, nor do I even see them in cafeterias, recreation rooms, workplaces, on the bus, train or anywhere.

    I do however remember when I visited the PC store how sexy they always look, very sleek, well designed (don't like the fluffy looking keyboards that resemble the padding of a car door), but other than that - I always eyeball them, thinking....mmm i7...oooh in such a small package nice, errr..what sort of mobile version is that? And then I see the price tag (walks away, fast!) It's usually far up there in the clouds.

    You gotta price these things so average people can afford them or even high-end users WANT to spend that kind of money on them. Because High-end users are usually very tech savvy and will think "hmm...for 4000 bucks I can get a super multimedia computer that I can do everything with", but with this thing...that basically is super thin and look great, will get me nowhere, but empty my wallet.

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    1. Re:Despite all the negativity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't ever recall seeing even ONE of those surface laptop/table thingies anywhere,

      I've seen one, but the dude carrying it works for Microsoft. I don't think that counts, does it?

  37. No smartphone, but "best lineup of devices"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    makes sense

  38. Looks at a Two Foot Tall Stack of The Things.. by Zorro · · Score: 1

    YEP REAL Reliable!

    That is about $50,000 wasted just for broken toys.

    Back to the Dell laptops they went. There are maybe 8-10 of the things still working after two years.

  39. On the fence about buying another by TerribleNews · · Score: 1

    I am a scientist and programmer and for the last 3 years I've used an i5-based SP4 as my main system. MS has done a pretty good job of integrating Windows 10 with the tablet / pen / touchscreen/ keyboard setup. The linux subsystem is great and seems to keep getting better. The machine is very portable and still powerful enough to do almost any day-to-day tasks and even light gaming. My only complaint is that there are number of parts that still haven't been perfected which fail rapidly under regular use, and Microsoft's hardware customer service leaves something to be desired. After only 3 years of use, although I still have no trouble running software, my SP4 hardware has become quite flaky. Based on all that, although I'd love to buy a new Surface product, the customer experience was just so horrible last time I'm really disinclined to do so.

  40. Coherent, Not Complete by Evil_MrM · · Score: 1

    It may be coherent, but it's not complete. I don't understand why a Company that markets to businesses doesn't offer a desktop workstation, and a pre-configured server might be nice, if it wouldn't directly compete with Azure. I also question why MS leans so heavily on Android, when they killed their own more secure mobile solution...

  41. That cuts both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Now suppose it wasn't an ad and redmond really does have "the best device lineup in the industry".

    None of those devices I'd want to buy, or even be given free. What does that say about the industry?

    Captcha: obituary. Goes for industry, redmond, slashdot, and editors, I think.

    1. Re:That cuts both ways by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      It's just one web sites opinion, nothing more. The conclusions aren't supported by the article. When it talks about Microsoft havng the best strategy in the industry I can only conclude that "the industry" means Windows 10 based touch screen tablet/laptop hybrids. It basically just says that they have smaller and larger versions available, same as any PC maker.

  42. but they still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...run windows.

  43. Profanity by dbwells · · Score: 1

    Regarding this summary, it seems to me that acceptance of casual profanity in public places is linked to the degradation of our culture. Whether it is a cause or effect cannot easily be determined; perhaps it is both. Where does it end? I will attempt to do my part by neither partaking nor supporting those who do.

    1. Re:Profanity by gweihir · · Score: 1

      How to answer that adequately? Oh yes:

      Fuck you. Only holier-than-thou assholes are against profanity. Profanity is a tried-and-true method of stress-relief and has been an important part of human culture for as long as humans had speech.

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    2. Re: Profanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuckin A.

    3. Re:Profanity by dbwells · · Score: 1

      I never said I was opposed to all profanity. I am also sorry that your are so stressed out, and that my simple comment seems to have increased that stress.

  44. yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this shit is garbage

  45. No APK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, would like to see what APK Hosts Engine guy's take is on this story

    1. Re:No APK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you don't. I know it is fun to mock the mentally disabled but we should instead be seeking professional help for someone with as debilitating mental illness as Alexander Peter Kowalski has.

  46. Microsoft has the best lineup in the industry? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft now has the best device lineup in the industry"

    Too bad those devices come with the worst operating system in the industry.

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  47. Microsoft Fan Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow haven't seen Microsoft Fan Fiction in a really long time.... like since MS Certification were even a thing.

    Quality of writing needs to be improved thought..... it's too far fetched to even be believable or connect with anyone even in a fantasy world.

    Keep practicing :)

  48. It's a spoof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...right? Ironic? Sarcasm? Please, anything but a genuine article...

  49. No longer supported with replacement parts by tepples · · Score: 1

    Uh, what reason do you have to throw away your "tech"?

    Manufacturer no longer making replacement battery packs for a device powered by a rechargeable battery is one reason. That's why I replaced a Dell laptop after about 7 years: its included battery, the first replacement battery, and the second replacement battery could no longer hold a charge. Or should end users be expected to learn how to replace the individual cells in a laptop's lithium battery pack?

    1. Re: No longer supported with replacement parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your computer lasted 7 years. We aren't fucking talking to you. The OP said 2 years.

      Jesus Christ, you come in here talking about replacing a laptop that you replaced a battery on twice and got you 7 years of service.

    2. Re:No longer supported with replacement parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or should end users be expected to learn how to replace the individual cells in a laptop's lithium battery pack?

      If you really want to keep such an old laptop working as a portable well then maybe you should learn how to overhaul your battery packs. And some general maintenance since that poor old thing is probably falling apart anyway.

  50. For future reference.. by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    You jumped the shark with this one. Only someone vested in a company (or working for an advertising company contracted by said company) would say something like this...

    Apple's dominance on the high-end laptop space looks shakier than ever, because Microsoft's story is incredibly compelling.

    Real people don't talk about market "spaces", describe the totally dominant competition as "shaky", or describe some pieces of hardware as an "incredibly compelling" "story".

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  51. " Microsoft Now Has the Best Device Lineup..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really?. A world class phone? No. A gaming desktop? No. A lightweight tablet with a convenient e-reader format? No. A couple a good combination tablet/laptops, and a barely passable operating system. Wow. My skirt....

  52. "Best" and "Microsoft" do not go together by gweihir · · Score: 0

    "Mediocre" and "bad" do fit the bill however. The only way MS will ever be "best" at anything is when they are bad and the competition is worse.

    Protip to /.: Do not make ridiculous statements about Microsoft here.

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  53. Touch Mouse by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    I find touchscreens to be maddening devices.

    You think touchscreens are maddening? Back when Windows 8 first came out, I was obliged to deal with it, and decided that some degree of touch capability would make it easier to navigate. Lacking a touchscreen, I opted to try a couple of mice with touch - one from Microsoft, and one from Logitech. It was simply infuriating to be halfway through filling out a form or posting something online, only to have the mouse interpret some imperceptible movement of your thumb as a "back" gesture.

  54. Fundamental problem with reviews... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they only test the device for a week so many wear defects are not found.

  55. I noticed someone tagged this story crap by aklinux · · Score: 1

    They are right.

  56. Lineup? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being Microsoft, I was hoping to see something like this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_lineup

  57. haters gonna hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Good thing cars are held to a higher standard and aren't run by Surface devices. You just wanna hate cause hate. You do it in every thread regardless of topic.

    1. Re: haters gonna hate by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

      My point stands. You've resorted to personal attacks instead of attacking the argument. I'll take that as an admission of defeat.

  58. Tell Me About It. . by westlake · · Score: 1

    Man sometimes people on here are like not in the real world.

    After all these years, Slashdot can't bring itself to use a legit Windows logo --- and I half expect Slashdot to expire before the Windows OS. Posts about new hardware always read like adds and Linux systems are not exempt. Complaints that the mass market PC ships with Windows is about as productive as complaining that grass is green and the sky is blue.

  59. Happy with what I have by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Um, my 2012 iMac and 2010 Macbook would like a word with you.

    My 2009-vintage 3 GHz, 12/24 core, 6-display, 64 GB Mac Pro, likewise. Just dropped a new set of four 1 TB SATA SSDs in it, too. The machine itself is a long way from needing to be replaced (and a good thing, as Apple has nothing currently on offer I'd consider an adequate replacement.)

    Of course, Apple, in their "wisdom", won't let the OS upgrade past 10.12.6 with this machine, but that can be tolerated - I don't actually need anything that requires 10.13+, I have not been taken in by the "subscription" nonsense or entered into a dependence upon any software that requires constant interaction with some kind of validating server, which I consider to be just as evil as the subscription malfuckery Adobe and others are now engaging in.

    And you know, should this machine suffer a serious hardware failure at some point in the future, there's always EBay if Apple never produces a worthy Mac Pro again. If they do, it's still a tossup if it'd be my choice. The new machines tend to be pretty costly, and justifying the purchase would be difficult. I really don't need anything more than I have.

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  60. Cut to the chase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does every item of hardware have a physical headphone jack?

  61. Schools Use Surfaces? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every district in our county switched to Chromebooks. They cost about $200 each and can take a beating. Our school alone purchased 550 Chromebooks this summer.

  62. Right!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But does it run L I N U X ?

  63. Lenovo Flex5 Alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was tempted to buy a surface, but was turned off by high cost, reports of poor reliability, and tear-downs that revealed they were full of glue and hard to repair.

    I bought a Lenovo Flex5 tablet/laptop instead. The keyboard is great for laptop mode, and I can fold the screen back and use it for a tablet to read on the couch. And it has 16GB RAM, 1TB HD, and a good battery life, so lots of capacity. I highly recommend it.