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More Companies Plan To Implant Microchips Into Their Employees' Hands (engadget.com)

"British companies are planning to microchip some of their staff in order to boost security and stop them accessing sensitive areas," reports the Telegraph. "Biohax, a Swedish company that provides human chip implants, told the Telegraph it was in talks with a number of UK legal and financial firms to implant staff with the devices."

An anonymous reader quote Zero Hedge: It is really happening. At one time, the idea that large numbers of people would willingly allow themselves to have microchips implanted into their hands seemed a bit crazy, but now it has become a reality. Thousands of tech enthusiasts all across Europe have already had microchips implanted, and now a Swedish company is working with very large global employers....

For security-obsessed corporations, this sort of technology can appear to have a lot of upside. If all of your employees are chipped, you will always know where they are, and you will always know who has access to sensitive areas or sensitive information. According to a top official from Biohax, the procedure to implant a chip takes "about two seconds...." Of course once this technology starts to be implemented, there will be some workers that will object. But if it comes down to a choice between getting the implant or losing their jobs, how many workers do you think will choose to become unemployed?

Engadget provides more examples, pointing out that in 2006 an Ohio surveillance firm had two employees in its secure data center implant RFIDs in their triceps, and that just last year 80 employees at Three Square Market in Wisconsin had chips implanted into their hands. Their article also hints that "no one's thinking about the inevitable DEF CON talk 'Chipped employees: Fun with attack vectors'"

Dr. Stewart Southey, the Chief Medical Officer at Biohax International, describes the technology as "a secure way of ensuring that a person's digital identity is linked to their physical identity," with a syringe injecting the chip directly between their thumb and forefinger to enable near-field communication. But what do Slashdot's readers think?

Would you let your employer microchip you?

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  1. Hell no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'd rather loose my job than be injected with a chip.

    1. Re:Hell no! by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hope we can do better than that. I really wanna see the unions say no! No union? Time to make one. This behavior should not be tolerated.

      It's past that time, alas.
      We've accepted selling ourself into indentured servitude for long enough that it's expected already - this is just one more example.

      Work demanding to know your cell phone number, you having to wear a step tracker and heart rate monitor to get full insurance benefits, having to give HR your username/password to any social networking sites you use, fingerprint and eye scanners, scanning your network drives and reporting the content when you VPN in...
      It should all have been protested a long time ago. But it's the proverbial lobster pot. One tiny temperature increment at a time, and you won't throw a fit and try to clamber out, until it's too late. Which it already is for many.

    2. Re:Hell no! by TigerPlish · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Work demanding to know your cell phone number, you having to wear a step tracker and heart rate monitor to get full insurance benefits, having to give HR your username/password to any social networking sites you use, fingerprint and eye scanners, scanning your network drives and reporting the content when you VPN in...

      I don't doubt that this isn't going on right now, but .. can you provide examples of such behavior?

      It'd be nice to know so I don't accidentally find myself working in such nasty places.

      Right now, none of of my employers, present or past, have done any of these things. (and if you VPN to work with your PRIVATE computers, well... you deserve whatever happens. They issued you one, use that one.)

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    3. Re:Hell no! by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

      From the parent post..

      fingerprint and eye scanners

      OK, so my current employer does use kronos fingerprint clocks, and I've had to get eyeball scanned for datacenter access at another, but I hardly think these two are extreme extraordinary examples of employer overreach.

      The rest is. Seriously. I want to know who is asking for employee social media accounts. Tell us. Please.

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    4. Re:Hell no! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Socialism!

      We can't have any of that around here. It will lead to poverty and Venezuelan! Just ask Any American?

      Trust the boss and management. They would never lie or take advantage of you because you are always one of them in your eyes.

    5. Re:Hell no! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      The password sharing for social media was requested once last year when I was unemployed. It was a crappy job at a call center company. I declined.

      But scanning your own PC? That is illegal in the the US as an unreasonable search and warrant. However, if it is a work based PC then well they can you wave those rights away which it does make sense. This is why I seperate work and home machines. If am coding or doing something for my own side projects or work ideas I do not mix it up with work as they can steal it and claim they own my IP. No thanks.

      The heart rate tracking is becoming mainstream because the asshole private insurance companies threaten to raise the rates or drop the company if they DON"T do it forcing HR. Gee, and they say government socialism insurance is evil and invasive with death panels here in the States? I think it's the other way around.

    6. Re:Hell no! by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      The rest is. Seriously. I want to know who is asking for employee social media accounts. Tell us. Please.

      I doubt there is any one company doing all of it. biometric scanners are relatively common although most probably stay in a local database. Googling someone and looking a potential employee up on facebook is pretty common and it wouldn't be too far of stretch for an employer to request that you friend them before they offer you a job but asking for their password is just weird but there have been a few cases of it happening reported in the news. Giving fitness trackers to employees is relatively common and giving incentives like progressive does with driving doesn't seem like a very big leap. Basically, if presented the right way with the right incentives, people will voluntarily agree to all kinds of crazy stuff that individually seem mostly harmless but combined is kindof scary.

    7. Re:Hell no! by rossz · · Score: 1

      I have a company laptop I sometimes use at home. They do scan it. I don't mind because it's for work and I never use it for personal stuff. They do not get to touch my personal computer for any reason. If they demanded access I would tell them to fuck off.

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    8. Re:Hell no! by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      And any computer that belongs to work should be connected to a nice, firewalled guest WiFi network that doesn't talk to your main home network. They don't get to scan any other devices you own over the local network.

    9. Re:Hell no! by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      One would hope the courts would strike down anything that has to do with forcing you to modify your body.

    10. Re:Hell no! by youngone · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have worked at a couple of companies that have tried similar things, and what happens is that the people who can, leave, as soon as they line up a new job.
      The boss is left with a bunch on numpties that can't get a job anywhere else.
      The one that stood out was in the 1990's where the employer decided that everyone was available for weekend work with no notice, and (pre cell phone days) you were expected to provide a phone number for where you were going to be.
      As soon as he yelled at one of my colleagues because she had spent the day at the beach with her kids I resigned.
      Two others resigned that day with me, and several others left the following week.
      That's what will happen with these things.

    11. Re:Hell no! by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      cell phone number? Nope.
      wear a step tracker? Nope.
      give HR your username/password to any social networking sites? Nope.
      fingerprint? Only legal security was required..
      eye scanners? Nope (but would only consider for same).
      scanning your network drives? That would have to mean any at home as those at work belong to them, so, no.

      Perhaps you're being hyperbolic.

    12. Re: Hell no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While looking for a flat in Barcelona, Spain, an agency ask me for my last six months of bank movements. Completely illegal, but you know 20 more persons want the same flat as you, so...

    13. Re:Hell no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The solution to that (boss who thinks he can call any time) is easy: publicise the boss's home phone number.
      (for folks with any questions while working weekends, of course)

    14. Re:Hell no! by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Forcing? Your honor if you look here the plaintiff signed they agreed to do this. No one was forced. Next.

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    15. Re:Hell no! by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Work demanding to know your cell phone number, you having to wear a step tracker and heart rate monitor to get full insurance benefits, having to give HR your username/password to any social networking sites you use, fingerprint and eye scanners, scanning your network drives and reporting the content when you VPN in...

      Who does these things?

    16. Re:Hell no! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that this isn't going on right now, but .. can you provide examples of such behavior?

      His examples unfortunately are common in America and widely practiced. My own company (I won't say which here other than being in the top 20 of the Fortune list) impliments this practice ... in America. They have tried slowly introducing some of these practices in Europe as well only to have their efforts blocked by various legal and union (not the American style union) challenges.

    17. Re:Hell no! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      We've accepted selling ourself into indentured servitude for long enough that it's expected already - this is just one more example.

      Work demanding to know your cell phone number, you having to wear a step tracker and heart rate monitor to get full insurance benefits, having to give HR your username/password to any social networking sites you use, fingerprint and eye scanners, scanning your network drives and reporting the content when you VPN in...
      It should all have been protested a long time ago. But it's the proverbial lobster pot.

      Ironically enough the people who are voluntarily chipping themselves for their employer are also in countries where they are legally protected from the behaviours you describe. It is the lobster pot in the USA almost exclusively, though not for lack of trying.

    18. Re: Hell no! by CoolDiscoRex · · Score: 1
      Here in the USA, just 3 months ago, a potential land âlordâ(TM) asked for all of my kidâ(TM)s Social Security Numbers. I said NO but didnâ(TM)t get the place. The decision was mutual. Iâ(TM)d already made a deposit and I asked for it back. If Iâ(TM)d been more desperate Iâ(TM)d imagined Iâ(TM)d have had to give it to them. This story is just a harbinger of things to come as the master/slave relationship becomes more formalized as decades pass by. There will be fewer companies to work for in 100 years, and this employers will be able to ask for all kinds of things. Having bought off the lawmakers, there will be no one to put a stop to it.

      Itâ(TM)s not here yet, and likely wonâ(TM)t be in our lifetimes, but it will get there. Critical thinking begins at an IQ of 110, and 66% of people are below this threshold. The masses will vote to enslave themselves, and the rest of you will have little choice but to go along with it. Kicking and screaming no doubt. Your only way out is to join the ruling class and become one of the oppressors. The people canâ(TM)t be saved from themselves. I think even Lenin came to the same conclusion.

    19. Re:Hell no! by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      You have to be able to see to drive. They don't care how you accomplish it.

    20. Re:Hell no! by arth1 · · Score: 1

      f I used social networking (I don't),

      Evidence to the contrary, you post here.

      Any employer that doesn't agree to any of the above can go FSCK themselves. I have a life outside of work, and the details of that life are NONE of their F'ing business!!!!!

      Not everybody can afford to turn down jobs - after a while, people can become desperate, and accept what they normally wouldn't.

    21. Re:Hell no! by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      The heart rate tracking is becoming mainstream because the asshole private insurance companies threaten to raise the rates or drop the company if they DON"T do it forcing HR. Gee, and they say government socialism insurance is evil and invasive with death panels here in the States? I think it's the other way around.

      The main difference between your employer and your government is that it's a lot harder to force the government to take no for an answer, even when what it demands is illegal.

      And it doesn't help that the health insurance companies are pretty much in bed with the state, so odds are that if the state starts running it, the management will all be hired away from those private insurance companies & bring their ideas with them...

    22. Re:Hell no! by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt that this isn't going on right now, but .. can you provide examples of such behavior?

      His examples unfortunately are common in America and widely practiced. My own company (I won't say which here other than being in the top 20 of the Fortune list) impliments this practice ... in America. They have tried slowly introducing some of these practices in Europe as well only to have their efforts blocked by various legal and union (not the American style union) challenges.

      Some of these are also things that are against the law...in America. US workers seem to tend to be very ignorant of their rights, though, and when it's time to find a lawyer.

  2. Id chop it off... by wolfheart111 · · Score: 5, Funny

    and attach a chainsaw to it.

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    1. Re:Id chop it off... by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      > IF you're allowed to change jobs. They'll be the new birth certificates and passports and SSN's and drivers' licenses and...

      Fortunately, there will be no need for driver's licences in the worker's utopia you're painting here, since there will be only one road. From your house, to the factory!!

      One way!!!

    2. Re:Id chop it off... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      I'd rather live on welfare than let a company chip me.

      That's something you do to pets, not people.

      And it's not even secure.

    3. Re:Id chop it off... by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      I'd rather live on welfare than let a company chip me.

      In a place where a company could force you to have a chip implanted if you want a job, you wouldn't get welfare.

      From my point of view, I'd rather have a talk with my favourite employment lawyer who would enjoy ripping them a new asshole instead of letting a company chip me.

    4. Re:Id chop it off... by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. I'd rather live on welfare than let a company chip me.

      My point was that eventually it will be the government mandating chipping, not a company. Before you say that will never happen, consider Venezuela's new "fatherland card", the social engineering that China conducts based on surveillance of its citizens, and even the automatic licence plate recognition systems that are increasingly common even in small towns here in North America. Governments the world over are engaged in detailed tracking of their citizens' movements; in some places that tracking is being used to control behaviour and to discourage, or even punish, activities that the state finds objectionable. Universal chipping is a logical next step.

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  3. Nope ! by Voice+of+satan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Would you let your employer microchip you?"

    No. And i would call my lawyer to see if i can negotiate some sort of compensation for being fired although i doubt i would get any. I probably would get another similarly paid job afterwards but after a long negotiation period. I would have to live and eventually finish that mortgage on savings between jobs.

    1. Re:Nope ! by Harlequin80 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd be amazed if this could be enforced by a UK employer anyway. The UK has quite strong employee protection laws, and requiring a surgical procedure to remain employed would be almost unenforceable.

      It's very different to the US.

      Here in Aus the idea would go down like a turd in a punch bowl and would be outlawed as soon as a Labor govt was in even if the LNP were stupid enough not to stop it themselves.

    2. Re:Nope ! by FudRucker · · Score: 1

      I would allow them to implant a chip in me, and i would make sure the PIN number was 666

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    3. Re:Nope ! by hoofie · · Score: 1

      I'd agree that there is zip chance of a UK company actually even ASKING, never mind requiring which is contrary to so many laws it's ridiculous.

      Any HR department [plus their legal department which is ironic considering "legal firms" are looking at it] would be busy telling the future of any executive who thought this was a great idea.

      The only user case I would support is Parcel Delivery staff - to find out whether the bastard who left a card saying "You are not home" actually bothered to turn up at the front door first.....

    4. Re:Nope ! by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      I'd be amazed if this could be enforced by a UK employer anyway. The UK has quite strong employee protection laws, and requiring a surgical procedure to remain employed would be almost unenforceable.

      Not after we shit out of the eu with no deal we won't

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    5. Re:Nope ! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      It's not different in the US. No court is going to allow a company to require a surgical implant as a condition of employment, or more accurately if a judge wants to commit that kind of career suicide he will be overturned and sanctioned.

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    6. Re: Nope ! by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong in my understanding of some US states employment law, but i understood that there are states with "at will" employment law meaning you can be fired at anytime without reason at the will of the employer.

      My understanding is that that is not all states but i wouldnt know which state was or wasn't "at will".

      In the uk and aus that employer right doesnt exist outside of very narrowly defined criteria. So in the us you could fire someone who says no to the implant "at will" where as uk and aus the employer would get nailed.

    7. Re:Nope ! by Athanasius · · Score: 1

      But then you could achieve the parcel delivery checking with any non-spoofable device. Heck, if you want to be sure they did the job you put the tracking chip in the parcel itself. Just one problem, what's going to be detecting that? In this work case scenario there'll be trackers all over the workplace pinging whatever chips are in range.

    8. Re:Nope ! by Athanasius · · Score: 1

      "Fortunately" in the event of a hard brexit we'll still have all the UK laws that enacted EU legislation. It'll take some time to undo it all.

    9. Re: Nope ! by CaptnCrud · · Score: 1

      You are correct for the most part, however there is a downside to "At Will" in that they have to pay for your UE benefits for the next 6 months. So there is a financial loss associated with just firing an individual. There are limitations though, anything deemed illegal or discriminatory by a court (sexual harassment stuff, race and disabled discrimination, etc..).

      I would imagine in this type of case there would be no problem winning a case like this, because I would imagine mandatory body mutilation to be a slam dunk argument for just about any court of law.

    10. Re: Nope ! by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      Is the UE benefits at a state defined level or a level relative to the salary of the employee?

    11. Re: Nope ! by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      Is the UE benefits at a state defined level or a level relative to the salary of the employee?

      Short version, yes--the state defines a level and it's in part determined to how much you were paid, ect, ect. That said, in states with 'at will' employment laws, you don't want to fire an employee for no reason just after, say, she has complained to HR about her supervisor trying to extort sexual favors from her--or who refused a demand of at-best-questionable legality.

      It will be particularly interesting if the test case is somebody who refused the implant for religious or medical reasons, since that might bring up the question of if it's an attempt to get around laws against certain types of discrimination... (I don't think it will help the company there that the implanted chips are not actually that good security-wise--that there are other methods for achieving the stated goal that are at least as effective if not better.)

  4. I am open to getting implants but none by oldgraybeard · · Score: 2

    my clients/employers would ever have any kind access to/make use of. I don't know why any employee/contractor would accept that as a terms of employment As for implants for my defective eyes and/or other senses, computer interfacing, nervous system interfacing I would definitely consider it when it looks advantageous and useful. But in reality I am probably to old (63) to get there. Just my 2 cents ;)

    1. Re:I am open to getting implants but none by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      my clients/employers would ever have any kind access to/make use of. I don't know why any employee/contractor would accept that as a terms of employment
      As for implants for my defective eyes and/or other senses, computer interfacing, nervous system interfacing I would definitely consider it when it looks advantageous and useful.
      But in reality I am probably to old (63) to get there.

      Just my 2 cents ;)

      Hey this is your boss posting. You know that retirement package that kicks in 2 years where you could loose $200,000? It would be a shame if something happened to that.

      Just get the implant and you can keep your retirement package etc.

    2. Re:I am open to getting implants but none by oldgraybeard · · Score: 1

      being self employed (30+ years) I am not to concerned with that. But then I can be a real hard nosed boss lol
      But for employees yes, I can see that happening. More likely it will be the government/political parties that will be making those kinds of demands.
      See the what the lefts socialist utopia of Venezuela is currently doing. How ZTE helps Venezuela create China-style social control Not at the implant level but getting there. Note: Google employees have no problems helping China but the US Nope not in their little puritanical world.

      Just my 2 cents ;)

  5. Real question... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Real question: is "how the fuck is this actually better than biometrics?" Biometrics are relatively difficult to clone or spoof. A chip is just an ID card implanted in a person -- it can be cloned or otherwise spoofed more easily than the alternative.

    As far as the employers, I agree with other posters' sentiments. Requiring employees to modify their bodies in such a way should be grounds for a massive lawsuit, or simply hanging from the nearest lamppost.

    1. Re: Real question... by peragrin · · Score: 2

      It is better for one reason. An insecure/compromised chip can be removed and replaced. Your fingerprints can't. Your face I'd can't be replaced.

      Lastly an implant should only be treated the same as an Id access card. One that can't be lost just compromised.

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    2. Re: Real question... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      Retinal scanner. Stimulate the pupillary reflex with a quick flash of light to make sure the retina is attached to a living human.

    3. Re: Real question... by sheramil · · Score: 1

      An insecure/compromised chip can be removed and replaced. Your fingerprints can't.

      I have a bottle of chloroform and a potato peeler here that argue differently.

    4. Re:Real question... by jenningsthecat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Real question: is "how the fuck is this actually better than biometrics?" Biometrics are relatively difficult to clone or spoof. A chip is just an ID card implanted in a person -- it can be cloned or otherwise spoofed more easily than the alternative.

      In the early days of security theatre, when being told to remove your shoes at the airport was a new thing, a friend of mine used to say that it had nothing to do with security, and everything to do with conditioning people to do ridiculous and unreasonable things reflexively when directed to do so by people in authority. I think this chipping idea is more of the same - not in the sense that the people initiating it are conspiring to brainwash people, but in the sense that our culture is (d)evolving to minimize individual freedom and autonomy.

      As far as the employers, I agree with other posters' sentiments. Requiring employees to modify their bodies in such a way should be grounds for a massive lawsuit, or simply hanging from the nearest lamppost.

      Anything short of the latter will be utterly ineffective. I believe the only way to reverse society's march toward universal fascism is through full-scale bloody revolution. I also believe that such revolution is no longer possible. I've literally lost sleep and cried tears over what I foresee for humanity in the coming decades. It's been one of my great sorrows that I never had kids, but that regret is now tempered with relief that I don't have any offspring who will be thrown into the bonfire that is mankind's future.

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    5. Re:Real question... by wagnerer · · Score: 1

      Do you know of a source that can do it on RFID power? Most of those cards still require a hard DC link to provide enough power to run the crypto engine, the wireless stuff essentially just retransmits a recorded value.

    6. Re:Real question... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Real question: is "how the fuck is this actually better than biometrics?" Biometrics are relatively difficult to clone or spoof. A chip is just an ID card implanted in a person -- it can be cloned or otherwise spoofed more easily than the alternative.

      Your information is out of date. The first generation of passive RFID chips were nothing more than that, a bar code in digital form. However passive chips aren't actually passive in a computing sense, they're just powered by the radio signal so the available power is very low. So they started making more complex challenge-response systems, some of which was snake oil but now they've found ways to do it with proper cryptographic primitives.

      For example here's a paper about using ECC verification of authentic bank notes. Here's AES encryption for storage and Keccak hashing. They make the tags considerably more complex and costly with greatly reduced range but for finger/card on scanner distances we can now make passive tokens as secure as active ones. What hasn't really materialized yet is a dominant cryptographic standard, though EPC Gen2v2 has the framework for it in the communications protocol.

      What also hasn't really materialized yet is any standard system for unrelated parties to share a chip, apart from the simple identification tag were they can get your serial number and put it into their system. The chips are very much still designed around having one company picking features and programming them, not the user gathering stuff from many companies on their personal chip. I suppose we will get there, but this is still very much a moving target.

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    7. Re:Real question... by charliemerritt03 · · Score: 1

      >> Requiring employees to modify their bodies in such a way

      Maybe it started with hair length requirements? A young lady I know, business manager at a tattoo parlor chain, had to get a visible tattoo; a low BMI to stay in USA military. This has been going on a while, getting warm froggy?

    8. Re:Real question... by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      A chip is just an ID card implanted in a person -- it can be cloned or otherwise spoofed more easily than the alternative.

      Including officially by the owner. The really bad thing about biometrics is that it can't be changed.

      With that said, I don't even want a smartphone, let alone my employer to chip me.

    9. Re:Real question... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Looking at their technology page they are using this chip from NXP: https://www.nxp.com/products/i...

      This is a massive security fail. It's just an EEPROM and unique ID combo. Easy to clone. If they had a clue they would use a challenge-response system with no way to read back the critical IDs.

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    10. Re:Real question... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      This is a massive security fail. It's just an EEPROM and unique ID combo. Easy to clone.

      You've just described EVERY ID card from every company. They aren't trying to enhance security, they are just phasing out the process of carying around a badge.

    11. Re:Real question... by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      This is a massive security fail. It's just an EEPROM and unique ID combo. Easy to clone.

      You've just described EVERY ID card from every company. They aren't trying to enhance security, they are just phasing out the process of carying around a badge.

      I think carrying around a badge is probably the preferable solution from a security standpoint. It's easier for humans to verify that you've got one on you, and some will even make sure it's actually the right badge for the area you're in & the badge belongs to you. An implanted chip? If the security system goes down, how can anybody verify you are somewhere you shouldn't--or should--be?

      Really, the DEF CON talk I'd be looking forward to if this gets popular would be about to get physical access to a place with just a chip in your pocket and social engineering.

    12. Re:Real question... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      An implanted chip? If the security system goes down

      In the scale of security failures the component of corporate security that typically has the highest reliability is the system itself. The most frequent failure is human: Failure to question anything out of place.

      It's like me sitting here right now typing this from work realising my swipe card is in the other building, but it took this conversation to realise it despite talking to hundreds of people today all of whom were trained to question anyone not displaying their ID.

      You are right though, in terms of ultimate security this falls short, but very few companies actually do that level of security. Most of them are more concerned with who opens and closes doors rather than who actually goes through the doors.

  6. Re:Why am I not surprised by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those aren't "security measures" -- this is most like intrusive techbros being techbros. "Security" would involve biometric authentication, possibly multi-factor. This is no better than an ID card, other than the fact it's implanted -- it can still be cloned or otherwise spoofed.

  7. Would I allow an employer to do this? I think not by ctilsie242 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First, chips are often obsoleted. The bits on HID proxy cards go up to handle attacks and business needs. I would not want something implanted where my next employer would demand version 1.0.0.0.1b of the chip and I have 1.0.0.1a.

    Plus, look at IoT vendor reputation as a whole. I wouldn't trust these people to make a secure Wi-Fi light bulb that wouldn't get pwned. Would I trust them with something that I'm stuck with for life? Nope.

    We already have biometrics. Why do we need some startup's chip, other than to give that startup a windfall profit?

  8. Who's a good boy? by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're a good boy!

    About that vet appointment we scheduled for you next week. Be sure to wear a comfortable pair of pants.

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  9. Over my dead body by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    There is no way in the shady side of hell would I ever let my employer implant anything in my body.

    1. Re:Over my dead body by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      There is no way in the shady side of hell would I ever let my employer implant anything in my body.

      Except pizza and beer, and only through my mouth.

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  10. Can I get a "HELL, NO!" from y'all? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 2

    No way in hell I'd let any employer do this, and if they fired me I'd be on the phone to the state labor board and an attorney within the hour.
    To be more specific about this: If I was a current employee at ANY company for ANY amount of money and then later said they were going to do this, I'd tell them "hell, no!" and not budge, and being fired would get me litigious in short order. If I got a new job and was told they do this, I would tell them in no uncertain terms that I do NOT consent to having anything this invasive done to me for ANY reason whatsoever, and not budge. In either case there would be legal action.

    Carrying an RFID badge around all the time? I've done that, it's not invasive at all. Inserting hardware into my flesh? Fuck you. Bottom line: Any company that trusts their employees so little that they feel the need to do this, I very likely wouldn't want anything to do with them. If it's optional? I might work for them, and I can't see demanding something like this of employees being legal.

    1. Re:Can I get a "HELL, NO!" from y'all? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hi RIck this is your state's unemployement board. I am sorry to say but we have to deny you unemployment benefits as this was a just cause termination based upon misconduct on your end.

      Hi Rick this is your bank. You are behind on your car note. If you do not pay all back payments plus penalties we will send our repo man to repossess your car.

      Hi Rick this is your wife. I can't be with a man without a job and Mike here has one. I am sorry but I want out of this marriage.

      Now you tell me which option you realistically have? If you are like most people who aren't developers and make $56,000 a year (the real average for salaries) I bet you do not have the savings or the bargaining power to say no. Also I may add even if you and many other slashdotters try to say no it won't work as HR is used to average folks saying yes forcing everyone else to be in the minority which they will say no to hiring you.

      Also having a gap on your resume is a very red flag that can damage your reputation and career. It will be noticed for years to come and many HR departments will blacklist you if they have not been fired themselves. That is just what they do all day and won't blink twice.

      There needs to be unions and laws as scary socialistic as that sounds as there is always some desperate dufus who will ruin it for the rest of us even if you are in the top 5% of earners the other 95% will just say yes fucking it up for the rest.

    2. Re:Can I get a "HELL, NO!" from y'all? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Take the chip. There are plenty of doctors who will testify to anything for a quick buck. Congratulations! You've just developed an autoimmune reaction to the coating of the chip, resulting in fibromyalgia and intractable pain. Seeking compensation of $10 million against the company, chip maker, and CEO's personal funds for pain, suffering, and medical costs...

    3. Re:Can I get a "HELL, NO!" from y'all? by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

      First off, if my wife flitted off with somebody else for $$ I would feel like I had made a terrible choice in marrying her. Obviously she would never do such a thing. Do you really live in such a trashy environment that your spouse would be that mercenary? I offer my condolences if so.

    4. Re:Can I get a "HELL, NO!" from y'all? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah screw you. You can be an abject coward and just put up with whatever bullshit people want to visit on you, but some of us actually fight for our basic human and civil rights. I pity you, try to improve.

    5. Re:Can I get a "HELL, NO!" from y'all? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      Did they insist on inserting a foreign object into your flesh? No? Then STFU AC, your comment has nothing to do with what is being discussed.

    6. Re:Can I get a "HELL, NO!" from y'all? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Don't pay the bills. Walk away and become a "deadbeat." "Deadbeat" is just a word used to shame people who don't do what the big corporations want them to do.

    7. Re:Can I get a "HELL, NO!" from y'all? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Hostile work environment lawsuit in ... 3 ... 2 ... 1. Putting someone in a degrading job because they refused to have medically unnecessary surgery. Also, they'd have to pay the same for a toilet/floor scrubber as the previous jerb.

    8. Re:Can I get a "HELL, NO!" from y'all? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      No, he walks away and gets a job at a non-shitty company that doesn't insist on violating his basic human rights.
      Here's the thing: You can't let bullshit like this get a firm foothold, otherwise you wake up one day and it's become 'common practice', then everybody is screwed. You have to yell long and loud, protest, not take jobs that do shit like this, have everyone make as much stink as possible, so everyone gets turned off to the idea, it never gets a real foothold, judges say "hell, no!" as well, then it's a dead idea.

  11. Biblical prophecy by jezwel · · Score: 2
    This highly aligns with those 70s Christian pamphlets/comics that described the mark of the beast - on your head or hand - that would be required for buying or selling.

    Or, in this case, working.

    1984 was meant to be fiction, so was Revelations...

    1. Re:Biblical prophecy by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Thus: thank God for armed radical Christians in the US. If something like that became required, some of them might flip and take matters into their own hands.

      ... providing the perfect cover to delegitimize opposition and arrest anyone who refuses a microchip as a suspected terrorist. Don't forget who owns the government.

      Just to quickly Godwin the discussion, saying that armed radical Christians will save the US from microchips is like saying radical communists in 30s Germany were keeping Hitler in check. Nope, they were his useful bogeyman to seize more power.

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  12. Is it a real question or Biohax advertising? by La+Gris · · Score: 2

    Both are sickening.

    The climate at Slashdot became so ill and sickening.

    The big companies shows so much disregards to privacy that it is sickening.
    Trolling here with such stupid obvious question here is as bad.

    Do you really need to ask if ppl willfully agree with such invasion of their privacy, their own body, tainting, violating their own self?
    Can't you figure how wrong this is of a privacy and individual integrity violation it is to implant an ID chip?

    My grand-parents fought for their liberty, their rights against the Nazis who among other so terrible things they did, forced tattoo ID.

    And now we have a young generation of idiots and mentally ill individuals asking if we are ok to be inserted with an ID microchip under our skin?

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    1. Re:Is it a real question or Biohax advertising? by coofercat · · Score: 1

      Saying "UK companies are looking to do this" is about as real as Trump saying Norwegians rake up all their forests. It's got some truth, but it massively misrepresents what actually is going on.

      TFA only mentions "unnamed companies" - wait until one actual pays the money and starts the roll out. The Unions will be all over it, and the job market will doubtless become buoyant. I also wonder about contractors - either they have to have them too (which means you won't hire any contractors), or else they don't get access to or tracked by this system, but presumably can still do their jobs. If that's the case, then employees don't need the chips either.

    2. Re:Is it a real question or Biohax advertising? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The big companies shows so much disregards to privacy that it is sickening.

      And yet this article is based on the actions of people in a country where that privacy is legally protected. It's no surprise to see the largely American Slashdot audience so at odds with the people in the article.

  13. Needs legislation -- require payment $1 million by austinhook · · Score: 1

    Needs legislation -- require payment of $1 million+taxes to each employee required to accept that.
    Also, that way it will be mostly directors and upper management that will have to receive the honour.

  14. Re:Why am I not surprised by arth1 · · Score: 1

    "Security" would involve biometric authentication

    Biometrics (and this implant) is just a username, not a password.
    It does not convey intent. If relying on just a username, you open the door for identity theft, you don't add security.
    Security must always check whether the access is intended or not, and not make an assumption of "because who then what".

  15. Isn't it a tracking device ? by Voice+of+satan · · Score: 1

    I do not have access to TFA but form the summary i understand they would be used as tracking devices. Not to replace or improve over biometrics then.

  16. Gell no by sjames · · Score: 2

    It is not my desire to work for an agent of the beast.

  17. Needs easy removal and reinsertion tool by austinhook · · Score: 1

    A little bit of crowd funding and a cheap removal and re-insertion tool could be developed. Could arrange to send my pet cockroach to work with a friend if I wanted a day off.

    1. Re:Needs easy removal and reinsertion tool by sheramil · · Score: 1

      A little bit of crowd funding and a cheap removal and re-insertion tool could be developed. Could arrange to send my pet cockroach to work with a friend if I wanted a day off.

      Good news and bad news. Good: productivity is up. Bad: we're keeping the cockroach. You're fired.

    2. Re:Needs easy removal and reinsertion tool by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      What's to stop someone from explanting the fucking thing immediately and wearing it as part of something removable like a ring? The pig who pays their salary doesn't have to be the wiser.

    3. Re:Needs easy removal and reinsertion tool by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      What's to stop someone from explanting the fucking thing immediately and wearing it as part of something removable like a ring?

      Exactly. When these things are proposed/implemented, my first thoughts are "How can this thing be defeated?" All part of my career.

      Turns out that defeating thes things is simple, leading to a system that is easy to spoof.

      If it is a biochip designed to be read, it can be read (sounds idiotically stupid but gotta stop somewhere.

      So you read someones biochip, and frame them by showing their ID data.

      That of course is a really simplified version, but something designed to be read will be read, and will present a security risk.

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  18. Would you let your employer microchip you? by sgage · · Score: 1

    No.

    1. Re:Would you let your employer microchip you? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      If you do that, the better question would be "at what point will you let an employer chip you". Because, frankly, I would not at my current job. But I I have my price. If someone offered me enough of a salary bump, contingent on getting chipped, I would.

      That said, I don't think these really are needed for security. Cards + pins seem to work just fine.

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    2. Re:Would you let your employer microchip you? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You do know Slashdot has polls, right?

      I would definitely let my employer chip CowboyNeal, in order to let me keep my job.

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  19. hotbutton topic by swell · · Score: 1

    TFS ends with: "But what do Slashdot's readers think?"
    With 60 answers the trend is clear: The question is a troll.

    Nobody seems to want a chip, is that a surprise? Of course not. But look at all the emotion the question generated. I guess that's money in the bank for Slashdot ... or Facebook, Twitter, etc. Get people riled up and somehow you profit.

    I think it's a cheap shot. It brings out the worst in readers. Frankly it disgusts me. I'm here for news and insightful comments and this gives me neither.

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  20. Re:Eat shit. by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2

    I refuse to speak to anyone who wears a surveillance device ...

    So you don't have a cellular phone, and neither does any of your friends?

    would never work anywhere where there are cameras or anything else spying on me ...

    Perhaps not knowingly, but how could you ever be certain there are no cameras?

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  21. No by Misagon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Pets get chipped.

    I am not my employer's pet.

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  22. Simple answer by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    I would tell them they can go fuck themselves.

    Simple as that really.

    1. Re:Simple answer by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm always one question away from telling any employer to go to hell. This is far from the smallest thing that would cause me to quit a job.

      But yes, I could find a new job pretty easily. If I couldn't, it would be a harder decision, but if it rose to the level of implanting something, I'd still take it.

      Fortunately, I haven't had an employer that would so egregiously disrespect me.

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  23. demand lifetime healthcare if they want to implant by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    demand lifetime healthcare if they want to implant one

  24. Who are these people? by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Who are these people who think that this is a reasonable tradeoff for a job? There is no job and no amount of money on the planet that's worth it to me to do that for.

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  25. Re:Dumb companies continue to do dumb shit by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

    It's also not exactly news, Germany was doing this sort of thing eighty years ago.

  26. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First, chips are often obsoleted. The bits on HID proxy cards go up to handle attacks and business needs. I would not want something implanted where my next employer would demand version 1.0.0.0.1b of the chip and I have 1.0.0.1a.

    Plus, look at IoT vendor reputation as a whole. I wouldn't trust these people to make a secure Wi-Fi light bulb that wouldn't get pwned. Would I trust them with something that I'm stuck with for life? Nope.

    We already have biometrics. Why do we need some startup's chip, other than to give that startup a windfall profit?

    You're unemployed. Your savings is about all gone. Your bank called and they are sending John next weekend to repo your car if you don't make payments. Your wife is flirting with another dude who is employed and ready to leave. The bank also wants to know when you can hand over the keys to your home as you are now 90 days out and have a lawyer ready to take you to court and serve papers to get you homeless.

    SHitty company A is here with a way out. Just sign and agree to this and all your problems will go away.

    Not everyone is a hot shit top developer worth $175,000 a year and has the kind of bargaining power you possess in terms of employment. The average American Salary is still $58,000 if you believe that.

  27. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    The good thing about the USA is that it has quite a lot of heavily-armed Christians who would LITERALLY consider the CEO and management of company A to be the spawn of the Devil.

    As someone who lives in the bible southern belt of the country they worship money and greed as they are one with the Republican party down here because of abortion and gay marriage. They so fear the government as the devil they will worship that CEO thinking if they can get it implanted then maybe they too can be CEO someday if they work hard and vote conservative thanks to the tax cuts.

    Sadly, I am not exaggerating either!!

  28. Would you let your employer microchip you? by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    How about asking us that question via a poll?

    You do know Slashdot has polls, right?

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  29. Re:Profits are up! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

    Maybe you won't let employer Microchip you, but what if they asked to Atmel you?

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  30. A guy got arrested for doing this to himself by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    There was a guy in Australia who decide to implant a chip inside himself a while back. (also here). Still have no idea what he was smoking when he changed his name to Meow-Ludo Disco Gamma Meow-Meow.

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    1. Re:A guy got arrested for doing this to himself by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      He wasn't arrested. He was fined AU$1000 for implanting a chip from a train ticket inside his hand and attempting to use it as a ticket. He did this voluntarily, the whole thing was slightly ridiculous.

  31. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by Cmdln+Daco · · Score: 1

    Sadly, I am not exaggerating either!!

    No, you're stereotyping.

  32. I wouldn't worry by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

    An anonymous reader quote Zero Hedge:

    Don't believe anything you read on Zerohedge. It's basically the Daily Stormer with stock numbers and their articles are far more likely to be copypasta from Infowars than anything real.

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    1. Re:I wouldn't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ad hominim: short for argumentum ad hominem, is a fallacious argumentative strategy whereby genuine discussion of the topic at hand is avoided by instead attacking the character, motive, or other attribute of the person making the argument, or persons associated with the argument, rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself.

    2. Re:I wouldn't worry by jittles · · Score: 1

      An anonymous reader quote Zero Hedge:

      Don't believe anything you read on Zerohedge. It's basically the Daily Stormer with stock numbers and their articles are far more likely to be copypasta from Infowars than anything real.

      Damn it! If Copypasta is good enough for my code it's good enough for your news!

    3. Re:I wouldn't worry by Raenex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't believe anything you read on Zerohedge. It's basically the Daily Stormer with stock numbers

      You're full of shit. Daily Stormer is a neo-Nazi site. Zero Hedge is an anti-establishment site. That said, Zero Hedge tends to extrapolate beyond the facts, so cross-check anything they claim with other sites. But we all know by now how partisan every news site has become, so cross-check any site with alternative points of view.

    4. Re:I wouldn't worry by Raenex · · Score: 1

      You will find a lot more anti-semitic and racist stuff on Zerohedge than you will on Daily Stormer.

      Why do you post such obvious bullshit when anybody can check for themselves?

      Here, do this simple test: Go to Zerohedge right now.

      Top 6 headlines:

      "White House To Pull Acosta's Pass Again After Temporary Court Order Expires"

      "One Less Rate-Hike Doesn't Trump A Trade War"

      "Rock And A Hard Place? EU Backs Limited Iran Sanctions Over Paris Bomb Plot"

      "Morgan Stanley Calls It: "We Are In A Bear Market""

      "Senate Democrats Sue To Remove Whitaker As Acting AG"

      "Kunstler: Welcome To GenderWorld"

      Daily Stormer:

      "Tfw There's an Article About How Women/Faggots/POCs/wtvr are "Trolling the Trolls""

      "NYT Boldly Asks the Most Pressing Question of Our Time: "Are Jared and Ivanka Good for the Jews?""

      "Memetic Monday: Daily Stormer Diner"

      "The Krypto Report -- Episode XLVII: Shabbos Problems"

      "Leader of "Church" is a Communist Lover of Jews: Is This Hell?"

      "Tijuana Race War: Mexicans vs Central Americans"

      Pick a story that mentions "bankers" or "Soros" or the word "global". Now count how many comments before you get to one that is shockingly anti-semitic.

      Go to any Slashdot story. Now count how many comments you get before you get a "GNA" troll or similar garbage.

      Plus, how can a site be "anti-establishment" if it supports the current political power structure?

      The current power structure that hates Trump because he's sorta anti-establishment? You're living in a loony-toon world where anybody to the right of the insane left is a neo-Nazi.

    5. Re:I wouldn't worry by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The current power structure that hates Trump because he's sorta anti-establishment?

      Everything you've said here is bullshit, but this one takes the cake. Every single branch of government in the United States is currently being run by pro-Trump Republicans. Every.Single.One. To say he's "anti-establishment" is ridiculous on its face. He is the establishment. He is the swamp.

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    6. Re:I wouldn't worry by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I just went over to Zerohedge and found a front page story about Facebook. You wouldn't think that would be fertile ground for neo-nazis, but let's look at some of the highest-rated comments:

      "I love the smell of KIKE roach burning in the morning"

      And on just the first page of comments, I've counted 11 instances of the word "kike" or some variation, and 4 mentions of "oven" or "gas".

      This is what you call "anti-establishment". Zerohedge is the Daily Stormer with stock tips.

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    7. Re:I wouldn't worry by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Everything you've said here is bullshit, but this one takes the cake.

      I quoted headlines, while you spout bullshit neo-Nazi smear equivalencies.

      Every single branch of government in the United States is currently being run by pro-Trump Republicans.

      So you're just going to deny that the establishment media is against Trump? That cuckservatives like Paul Ryan, John McCain, or Jeff Flake weren't against him on issues like immigration? That the entire Trump-Russia collusion witch hunt wasn't engineered by deep state operatives in the DoJ, the FBI, and the DNC/Clinton campaign? That there aren't never-Trumpers and "resistance" people within his own administration? That Trump essentially engaged in a hostile takeover of the Republican party?

      I did say sorta anti-establishment, because while he goes against the grain on some issues, on many others he's just more of the same.

    8. Re:I wouldn't worry by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I just went over to Zerohedge and found a front page story about Facebook. You wouldn't think that would be fertile ground for neo-nazis, but let's look at some of the highest-rated comments:

      Huh, imagine that, anti-Jewish comments on the Internet on a story about a company where the founder and next-highest position are both Jews, and the company is one of the most powerful Internet companies in the world. You'll find the same stuff in YouTube comments. Yet you completely ignore the articles in favor of the comments.

    9. Re:I wouldn't worry by Raenex · · Score: 2

      The "media" doesn't have an army, or law enforcement powers, or the ability to make laws.

      But they do have the ability to shape public opinion and pressure politicians.

      Also, Fox News is as much "establishment media" as any of the other networks.

      Yes, they are the sole "conservative" network, and even they can be antagonistic to Trump at times. The dopes even sided with CNN over the Acosta affair.

      You should have used "cuckservative" in your first comment so I would have known not to waste any time on you.

      You were wasting time to begin with by equating Zero Hedge to Daily Stormer.

  33. Re:Dumb companies continue to do dumb shit by meerling · · Score: 1

    False. That was tattoos, not implanted technology that didn't even exist in the 40s.

  34. My 2 copper coins by meerling · · Score: 1

    I'm morally and ethically opposed to companies requiring employees to have implants or any other mod done to their bodies.

  35. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1, Informative

    Sadly, I am not exaggerating either!!

    No, you're stereotyping.

    I am. People in my state voted for Cruz on the belief Beto was a radical socialist and the Mexican caravan was going to take their jobs away. I lost faith in them and proud to call them idiots with no self awareness. In any other country I can not see how any sane rational person would choose Cruz or the racist governor of Florida whose party created the red tide due to environmental rollbacks in regulations in water run offs.

  36. *Stop* them? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    If only a RFID chip keeps you out of sensitive areas, sounds like it's time to start making a line of fashionable aluminum layered gloves...

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    1. Re:*Stop* them? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You could definitely disable the chip by microwaving your hand...

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  37. So by sjames · · Score: 2

    If the employees bark and wag enthusiastically, will they get a treat?

    Look out when it comes time to downsize! I guess they'll just take the chipped pets^wemployees to the pound to be euthanized.

  38. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    I live in the bible belt. Have all my life. You're not exaggerating, you're lying.

  39. Re:No by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

    I was going to say, put the mandatory fitbit or heart monitor on a friend's dog.

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  40. Completely agree. This is red meat for nerds. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    The weird thing is that I suspect most people here know that they are being exploited for their predictable knee-jerk responses--but they don't care.

  41. Re:No by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Not the heart monitor. That wouldn't be good for your insurance.

  42. Re:Dumb companies continue to do dumb shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    False. Tattoos are implanted ink in this case used to communicate implanted data - technology that did exist in the 40's.

  43. Not a fucking chance. by jcr · · Score: 1

    If I know an employer is even asking people to accept this, I won't apply there. If a current employer wanted to try it, I'd make it clear that I would resign immediately if they started doing it. If anyone attempted to chip me against my will, I would respond with violence, up to and including deadly force.

    -jcr

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  44. Lawsuit waiting to happen by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed any company would take that legal risk. It could be medical - a 1% higher cancer rate 20 years in the future among chipped employees. it could be personal data security when people discover that organizations other than their company are tracking them.

    It just seems a huge risk, when biometrics may be as good. Surely no one is claiming that the chips are "impossible to hack".

  45. Not a chance by hoofie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A researcher did this years ago in the UK.

    It looks like a great headline but I think you will find that the legal and regulatory framework in the UK will kill this stone-dead in actuality. It boggles the mind that legal and financial firms are considering this and that their HR Departments haven't killed it.

    One - unless it's an approved medical implant, any company encouraging employees to do this is leaving itself wide open to legal sanction. We're not even touching whether the person getting the implant was given enough information, advice etc. Even if it IS an approved medical devices, can you imagine the hammering any company that "enforces" this rule will get in the courts ? and it doesn't have to be direct, all an employee needs is a suspicion that they were sacked due to refusing and it's game on.

    [Note for our American cousins : UK employment law is rather large and is [rightly] heavily weighted in favour of the employee.]

    Two - whilst it might be trendy for Shoreditch scooter-riding social-media professionals, Unions and Civil Liberties organisations will fight it tooth and nail - and the former has lots of financial and political clout. If there is a Labour government next, it's dead in the water and I can't see even the Tories going for this.

    Three - whilst it might be fine for your dog and cat, the idea of someone putting an RFID implant in me positively Orwellian.

    I'm gobsmacked that this came out of Sweden which is meant to be a highly progressive society.

    1. Re:Not a chance by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      Four - Any NFC token that can be read at a distance (to track movement of personnel in the office) lets malicious parties 'hunt' employees 24x7 out of the office. Imagine an employee being stalked for social engineering or mugged because presence of a signal. Whether SE hack or fat wallet, prox takes away the common security control of 'do not reveal your badge to outsiders'.
      Five - Injury or infection due to the token = lawsuit.
      Six - Who funds removal upon termination or the likes?
      Seven - GDPR / privacy implications.
      Eight - Silence the chip via a faraday cage for the chip. Hand in a tinffoil bag, if you will.
      Nine - what if scar tissue around the implant damages hand strength or dexterity?

      So... new and improved human chip should:
      A: conduct a 3-way handshake. Have a CA concept, a trusted configuring token, and configure badges to only reply to certain NFC requesters. It'd be like a firewall dropping packets silently.
      B: FDA / etc approvals, policy that escrows / guarantees funding for removal.
      C: for item Eight, augment with cameras / audit / mantraps to catch 'hiding'.
      D: as for the orwellian conditions, one can imagine a pipe dream where the mechanism overlays with 'you only can see my info with my key'. Imagine crypted data held by a data warehouse, but where the implant is a required factor for unlocking this info. PII, PHI, or other regulated information. Yeah, a pipe dream.
      E: unlike fingerprints, retinas, etc., it's at least feasible to revoke / remove an implant and replace it.

      I'm not advocating any of this. Just mulling the security pros and cons....

    2. Re:Not a chance by rundgong · · Score: 1

      We are quite good at adopting new technology in Sweden, so it is not surprising someone here has tried it. But we also have half decent labor laws, so trying to make it mandatory will never fly.

  46. Re:demand lifetime healthcare if they want to impl by hoofie · · Score: 1

    It's in the UK - you get lifetime "free" [paid through taxation] healthcare anyway

  47. Nope.. by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    I won't let any company chip me, especially since there still hasn't been a good medical study done to the longterm effects of wearing such a chip. It's already known that in not so few cases the chip is not staying at the place it was injected and starts running around your body..
    Luckily no company can force you to submit yourself to such torture..

  48. Re:demand lifetime healthcare if they want to impl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hoofie didn't just suggest the NHS was a healthcare service did he?
    It seems to be a bottomless pit that eats money, and doesn't return value. But that's getting way off topic.
    They'd probably use the RFID chip to ID you, even if someone replaced yours with that of a psycho patient. So when you tell them the computer's wrong - they'll just lock you up. Nothing personal, just their job you know - returning you to the nut ward.

  49. Re:Dumb companies continue to do dumb shit by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    Tattoos have been a thing since way before the 40's

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  50. Re:Why am I not surprised by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    this is happening in Britain. Why do we seemingly accept these types of security measures uncritically, always without question whatsoever.

    Because people are afraid.

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  51. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    So, they didn't vote for Cruz then? To me outside of the US, it looks like you have to be mentally deficient to vote republican right now.

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  52. Depends by spinitch · · Score: 1

    Can the chip do anything special for me? Strength, extra sensory , etc? My dog has one. Ignorance is bliss. Would hope something better comes along Like a bracelet. But wearing outside of Aoya bit over doing it. Inside the office , well it's the investors Co.

    1. Re:Depends by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      Would hope something better comes along Like a bracelet.

      Commit a few misdemeanors and you can try out the "anklet" version.

  53. NO by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    NO!

  54. Free Management Consultancy Here by jrumney · · Score: 2

    But if it comes down to a choice between getting the implant or losing their jobs, how many workers do you think will choose to become unemployed?

    I can't tell you how many, but I can tell you it will be your most valuable and difficult to replace staff that are first out the door.

  55. There's something serious wrong with that "choice" by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

    There should never been a choice between (something invasive here) and losing your job. There should always be an alternative.

    In this case, most of us carry an ID badge with an RFID. This performs the same task. Yes, the badge can be lost or stolen or loaned, whereas with an embedded chip these are a little harder. But I'm not sure I'd want to work for a company that insisted on this with an 'implant or lose your job' scenario. I would, in that case, walk out.

    Now, I'm not against the chip-in-the-hand, per se. I can see some uses for it, especially if the chip can be used for other things (Android / Apple pay comes to mind, using it for banking, etc etc). Given an opportunity to get one installed, I would actually think about it, weigh it up, and made a decision, and that might be 'yes'.

    I would have a huge problem with having it forced upon me, though. My body is my body. As a company, you don't have any rights to it. You hire me for my abilities, but you don't hire me to make any alteration to me, with or without my consent.

    This fits into the "I disagree with your, but I'll still fight to allow you to have your own opinion" type category. Get an implant if you want, don't get it if you don't want, but I'll fight with you to ensure that it is a choice, and only your choice.

  56. It doesn't work by yogi · · Score: 1

    I spend a rather large amount of time earlier this year looking at just this for an assignment, so I'm reasonably up to speed on the idea of biometric chips. The only upside to an embedded RFID chip is that it's much harder to lose your card or leave it at home. The downsides are massive:

    * RFID chips are a health risk - they've been known to cause cancers in rats since 1996, and there is evidence of increased cancer risks in large animals too, such as dogs and cats. That's a risk in itself. They also block you from having an MRI scan in the future.
    * They are hard to lose, but very easy to clone. Once your chip has been cloned you need surgery to change the password!
    * If the idea takes off, where you do put different RFID chips around your body so they don't clash, or does there need to be a global standard? Do employees need to have the chips removed when they leave the country
    * You can't remove your staff pass. Ideally, you only wear your staff pass in the office, so people outside the office can't easily copy/clone it. Try taking the RFID chip off on a daily basis...
    * Companies are already banned from forcing implants on their staff in some states - California and Georgia come to mind.

    And this is all before employees turn around and tell employers to go screw themselves over being permanently tagged and scarred by their employer, who can now keep tabs on them after leaving emplyoment...

  57. Re: Eat shit. by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    Even Diablo fans, but you wouldn't know it..

  58. Simple answer by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    No, just no....

  59. Re:Why am I not surprised by Whibla · · Score: 1

    Those aren't "security measures" -- this is most like intrusive techbros being techbros. "Security" would involve biometric authentication, possibly multi-factor.

    ^ Nail on the head! I'll just add: multi-factor should be different factors - something you have, something you know, and, if truly paranoid, something you 'are'.

    This is no better than an ID card, other than the fact it's implanted -- it can still be cloned or otherwise spoofed.

    Well, you can't inadvertently lose it or have it physically stolen, so in that sense it's better.

    It is, however, worse in the sense that it will likely instill a false sense of security, while still being vulnerable to being cloned or spoofed.

  60. Glove by fox171171 · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to wear a Faraday glove whenever you aren't actively using the implant.

  61. Re: Would I allow an employer to do this? I think by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Dude. Lucifer could run as a republican and Jesus as a Democrat and the white southern evangelicals will vote for Lucifer because he has an R next to his name.

    Yes call me a bigot but the last 2 election cycles and schools that teach creationism here say I am right.

  62. Bad OpSec by backwardsposter · · Score: 1

    This seems like terrible operational security to me. It's usually harder to figure out people's daily operations...

  63. British companies by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    The amount of ignorant trash coming out of Britain these days is nothing short of amazing.

  64. Nope. by moohawhaw · · Score: 1

    Not a chance I'd tolerate this.

  65. Re:Why am I not surprised by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    Because people are COWARDS. FTFY.

  66. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    First, chips are often obsoleted.

    NFC chips functionally have not changed. There's nothing to obsolete.

    Plus, look at IoT vendor reputation as a whole.

    The IoT vendor reputation is a bit different when providing business products as they have for a good 20 years before the acronym IoT started describing their model. This isn't some cheap Chinese made internet connected flusher on your toilet.

    We already have biometrics.

    Biometrics are a completely different part of the security equation, and despite ID cards (along with these chips) being fundamentally insecure they have a major advantage over biometrics, they can be altered if compromised.

  67. Hell No! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    The only chips that go in my body are potato!

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  68. Re:I rather eat tree roots and roasted rats by PPH · · Score: 1

    You'll get trapped and GPS collared.

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  69. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by Raenex · · Score: 1

    The average American Salary is still $58,000 if you believe that.

    The average (mean) net compensation: $48k
    The median net compensation: $32k

    Source: https://www.ssa.gov/OACT/COLA/...

  70. Re: Dumb companies continue to do dumb shit by CoolDiscoRex · · Score: 1

    Paul Revere existed before the 40s, but not during the 40s. Just saying.

  71. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    To me outside of the US, it looks like you have to be mentally deficient to vote republican right now.

    If all I had to inform me was the main-stream media, I'd think the same thing, too.

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  72. Re: Dumb companies continue to do dumb shit by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    Technically, he still did. he was just really really really dead.

  73. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter who's doing the informing, they aren't lying about what laws trump and the republicans keep trying to pass or the continuous asinine things they keep saying.

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  74. Re:Why am I not surprised by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

    You can definitely have it stolen. It'll just be noticed quicker that it's gone, hopefully.

  75. Re:Why am I not surprised by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

    An implant is "something you have" not "something you are". Like a badge or a key.
    If it is properly designed, you can't clone these chips, and what they contain is a secret. You can, however, change them, transfer them, etc... even though the form factor makes it more difficult than usual.
    It is the opposite of biometrics, which you can't change or transfer, but they are not secret.

    The issue is not about intent. The situation is the same with a keypad, RFID reader or a fingerprint scanner. If you enter the code/put your hand one the reader/put your finger on the scanner, you show your intent. The issue is about the fact that neither a fingerprint nor a username are secrets. The private key inside the implanted chip is.

  76. Re:Would I allow an employer to do this? I think n by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    If this is happening, THEY can be the "loser" as well -- seeking validation outside of a relationship due to low self-esteem.

  77. Setting and bad precedent by outlander · · Score: 1

    This sets a bad precedent.
    If we accept a precedent that states a person's employability is contingent upon their willingness to give up bodily autonomy - e.g., bodily autonomy becomes contractable - then a whole host of other regulatory behaviors become permissible.

    Drug testing any time? Check
    Contraception/abortion regs (either mandating or denying the right to): Check
    Location checks (e.g., RFID GPS tracking)? Check

    I'll wear an RFID badge and use basic biometrics (fingerprint scan or retinal scan) coupled with a passcode, because I can put the badge down.
    But it seems excessive to be unable to let a person have time away from monitoring....private time and family time, you know?

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  78. Re:Why am I not surprised by arth1 · · Score: 1

    If you enter the code/put your hand one the reader/put your finger on the scanner, you show your intent.

    Yes, no and no. The latter two does not show intent, only credentials.
    If I knock you unconscious, I can still open your phone with a fingerprint reader. However, if it's locked with a code, I can't.

  79. F&#$ NO! by sageres · · Score: 1

    If they make this a requirement -- this will be a deal-breaker for me... I'll quit.

  80. Re:Why am I not surprised by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Because people are COWARDS. FTFY.

    Well, that too.

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  81. Re:demand lifetime healthcare if they want to impl by hoofie · · Score: 1

    You obviously know nothing about the NHS - the idea that anyone can find a placement in a mental health unit is laughable.

    I used to live next door to a Hospital. Once found a young woman politely asking the way to the duck pond across the road so she could kill herself [seriously]. My wife and I persuaded her to follow us back to the secure Mental Health ward. She had just walked out. When my wife [who was a Senior Nurse at said hospital] went somewhat off her tree at the staff, they didn't give a toss.

    Not the first time that happened as well - a Kindergarten is more secure.

  82. For decades now by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I'd rather loose my job than be injected with a chip.

    Since at least the 1970s I've been refusing to give my SS # to anybody who didn't have a legal authorization to demand it (i.e. banks, lenders, employers, tax preparers, etc.) If you haven't done this you have NO idea how hard it was to deal on those terms with health insurers, hospitals, and utilities in those decades.

    So an implanted chip that gives out such an ID number to any radio requester? It is to laugh.

    (Or cry.)

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