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Starbucks' Music Is Driving Employees Nuts (www.cbc.ca)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from CBC.ca: You may not give a second thought to the tunes spinning on a constant loop at your favorite cafe or coffee shop, but one writer and podcaster who had to listen to repetitive music for years while working in bars and restaurants argues it's a serious workers' rights issue. "[It's] the same system that's used to [...] flood people out of, you know, the Branch Davidian in Waco or was used on terror suspects in Guantanamo -- they use the repetition of music," Adam Johnson told The Current's Anna Maria Tremonti. "I'm not suggesting that working at Applebee's is the same as being at Guantanamo, but the principle's the same."

Earlier this year, irritated Starbucks employees took to Reddit to rage about how they had to listen to the same songs from the Broadway hit musical Hamilton on repeat while on the job. One user wrote that if they heard a Hamilton song one more time, "I'm getting a ladder and ripping out all of our speakers from the ceiling." As a solution, he suggested health inspectors could enforce better working conditions, or a tip line could be created for people to report poor working conditions, like repetitive music. Another solution? Communication, says neuroscientist Jessica Grahn. She studies music, which science has shown to be one of the strongest influencers of mood, she said. It can calm dementia patients struggling with depression or anger, or increase our endurance when we're working out. However, there are downsides to the power of music. Unlike how we can close our eyes to things we don't want to see, we can't close our ears to sound. Having control over one's environment can make a big difference, said Grahn, which is why she recommends employers and employees talk about why certain music is being played, or what they can do to switch things up.

267 comments

  1. I sympathize by sgunhouse · · Score: 2

    We used to have a 4 hour tape loop that they used for 3 months at a time. It took a couple of weeks, but you did get tired of hearing the same songs in the same order every day.

    Given that a simple old ipod shuffle could hold a couple of days worth of music and change things up automatically, why would any business use a tape loop these days?

    1. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Licensing four hours of music is cheap compared to licensing what even the tiniest of iPods can hold.

    2. Re:I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not much different than listening to pretty much any radio station.

    3. Re:I sympathize by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In Yodobashi in Japan, they have this on loop all day long. Over and over. It gets to you pretty quick.

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    4. Re:I sympathize by sheramil · · Score: 2

      A long time ago, I would frequent a store in Collingwood, Melbourne, that sold Amiga hardware. At one point they were demonstrating an audio sampler by playing an eleven second loop of John Farnham's hit song "You're the Voice", starting at https://youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs?t... .

      Apparently, this loop ran all day. I don't know if any of the store clerks went postal, but I can easily imagine it.

    5. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apart from the one-off purchase of music you don't pay per song (which would be bought once by someone like Starbucks for use at all their franchises). The music license to play music in public is priced according to venue size, number of employees/customers, type of music you're playing etc. 4 hours on a loop would cost the same as 12 hours on shuffle.

    6. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You generally either pay to be able to play music at all or maybe a cost per play so I can't see that the length of loop makes any difference.

    7. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably get paid for plugging the "Broadway hit musical".

    8. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, millennials and their sense of entitlement.

    9. Re:I sympathize by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can never get over how banal the lyrics are. "Convenient shopping in the middle of the Chuo line, easily accessible from Shinjuku on the Yamanote line?" I'm already here!

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    10. Re: I sympathize by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      You generally either pay to be able to play music at all or maybe a cost per play so I can't see that the length of loop makes any difference.

      if you're big enough you can license it directly and keep the inspectors for that stuff away, I suppose.

      same for public domain music. note that this is not possible even in some countries if you don't find artists and composers not signed up on local riaa/mpaa equivalent. also they might play that crap on purpose to drive people away..

      generally, in a western country, a place like that would just pay a fee per month depending on how many people there are place for(and the cache then gets distributed to top radio played artists regardless of what music was actually played in the bar. it's like a mafia really. level 3000.

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    11. Re:I sympathize by technosaurus · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of The Walking Dead when Daryl is stuck in his prison cell. Here is a 10 hour track to replace it for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    12. Re:I sympathize by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      It would not be at all surprising if the tape loop is quite deliberate:

      Starbucks(along with most other retail establishments) has clearly gone to a lot of trouble to establish a particular 'feel'/'branding' in their interior and exterior design, staff uniforms, product graphic design, even what's printed on their paper cups and napkins and stuff.

      If they sweat those sorts of details, rather than just ordering generic FoodCo napkins, odds are that some branding consultancy has laid out the soundtrack with some care(presumably with both seasonal and regional variations where applicable) and mandated it from HQ to ensure brand consistency. As you note, if it were just a technical problem it would have been solved years ago(and generally is at the local indie coffee shop where what's playing depends on whose shift it is); but I suspect that the technical problem solved was ensuring consistency and uniformity in soundtrack, not local autonomy and variety.

    13. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I live, they just have a radio station on.

    14. Re:I sympathize by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      A lot of businesses seem to use a Sirius channel as background music. Sirius offers a lot of musical genres and subgenres, but each channel is about a 3-hour loop of the same selections over and over again. And people actually pay for this!

    15. Re:I sympathize by sabbede · · Score: 1
      I worked at Staples. I don't know where the music came from, but it was awful. I hated almost every song played and they drove me nuts. Had me so stressed out I snapped on a customer and got fired.

      Music can have benefits, or it can have damaging consequences. Phil Collins causes damage. Garbage "Nu metal" bands butchering The Who causes damage.

    16. Re:I sympathize by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      I lived there in the mid-Seventies, and Yodobashi Camera had the same ad, which mostly consists of directions to the store, playing on every radio station all the time. The Japanese theory of advertising effectiveness is that constant repetition always works.

    17. Re:I sympathize by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      The Japanese theory of advertising effectiveness is that constant repetition always works.

      So they think that constant repetition always works?

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    18. Re: I sympathize by aitikin · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that as long as it's employee facing not customer facing, they don't have to pay a licensing fee. IE a restaurant can have any music playing in the kitchen without having to pay a licensing fee, but if it's based in the dining area, they have ASCAP/BMI/etc to pay. ASCAP is one of those agencies that I would fear getting on the wrong side of...

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    19. Re:I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Japanese theory of advertising effectiveness is that constant repetition always works.

      So they think that constant repetition always works?

      Do they think that constant repetition always works? Always?

    20. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory (AFAIK) in many countries it goes to everyone who registers as a copyright owner based on estimates of how often they might have their music played, subject to a minimum payout as it is expensive to cut a cheque for CURRENCY0. 01 relative to the value. It doesn't necessarily go to a band at all, except mechanical rights.

    21. Re:I sympathize by Ranbot · · Score: 1

      ...get tired of hearing the same songs in the same order every day...

      "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion still triggers bad memories from about 20 years when I worked part-time at a grocery store in high school. My area (seafood department) had a ceiling speaker a few feet above my head. The constant repetitive music was the worst part of the job.

    22. Re: I sympathize by omnichad · · Score: 1

      The licensing costs are the same whether they are played in a loop or pseudorandom order each time through.

    23. Re: I sympathize by omnichad · · Score: 2

      BMI/ASCAP/SESAC would be to differ. Per-play royalties. They might save money by negotiating a flat per-month, but it's going to be a big number.

    24. Re:I sympathize by omnichad · · Score: 1

      It's because it's relatively cheap and uncomplicated as opposed to dealing with ASCAP/BMI/etc - just a flat $29 or so per month includes not just the music but also the public performance licensing.

    25. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't spell crap without rap.

    26. Re:I sympathize by Voyager529 · · Score: 2

      Fellow Staples alum. We generally had the 60s/70s/80s soft rock sort of thing going on; I don't know artists or titles but I know the first ten seconds of every song to this day...

      The funniest story I remember was one year on Back to School Wednesday (the day when all four local school districts got their BTS lists and every register did over $200,000 in pencils and folders...), our GM was cool and our BM guys knew how to plug in an iPod from the Muzak system, so she let us put on whatever we wanted once all the customers left. So, we put on Lewis Black. We had the highest gross sales in the district that day, so our district manager called the GM to congratulate her. We put her on hold to enable the call transfer, and then realized that ehm, we had some unique hold music...

    27. Re:I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had this at my old employer for a while when they considered headsets unprofessional. How many times can you hear Get Your Kicks On Route 66, Miss Chantaleen, I'll Be There, etc. before you turn violent? The employees hated it so much. On guy started banging on the desk when Knock Three Times was playing, and he would bang the metal table legs with a wrench when the "twice on the pipes" part would play.

    28. Re:I sympathize by Early+Six+Digit+UID · · Score: 1

      Four hours? When I was 19 I worked at a 50s themed McDonald's and we cycled the same seven songs over and over non-stop. I asked the manager about it and she said it was meant to drive customers out quickly - once they had paid they just cost us money by being there. Unfortunately they played the music in the grill area *and* outside. Que Sera Sera, To Sir With Love, King of the Road, Queen of the House, My Dad, Afternoon Delight... I forget the last one. I totally sympathize with these folks.

    29. Re:I sympathize by qubezz · · Score: 1

      I stayed in Las Vegas in Wynn, and across the street there's a marketplace with a huge outdoor screen with music. They had this 30 second iPod commercial with insidious music going on repeat 24 hours a day and all night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    30. Re:I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They think that constant repetition always work. Always.

    31. Re:I sympathize by sabbede · · Score: 1
      HAH! I love it!

      My store was completely nuts. The GM once got stuck at customer service, and while reading back an old woman's receipt, slipped in a dildo. As in, "2 reams of paper, one ink cartridge, a dildo, a box of markers..." (this sort of thing happened a lot). The #3 salesperson in the company (globally) once chased a customer out of the store, into the parking lot, where he kicked her car door closed to keep her from leaving because he wasn't done yelling. He actually threw a lot of people out, but he could sell anything and the company loved him. Even when he got arrested in the store for counterfeiting (they had to let him go, he came back and finished his shift, never got his printer back). He was not the only one who used an HP PSC to make some cash.

    32. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To the tune of "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah" no less

    33. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think these chain stores all get their audio from a central server. This includes whatever ads that they insert- "Blah blah always has great deals on whatever, so stock up and save!"

      Now imagine all of the mischevious possibilities if someone were to hack that server, so whatever their heart desires gets blasted to all those stores nationwide. I bet the streaming server is low priority as far as security is concerned, and dosen't get security updates as frequently as the other networks.

    34. Re: I sympathize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like FM radio.

    35. Re:I sympathize by Lord_Byron · · Score: 1

      I turned that off in less than a minute. Can't imagine having it on all day, every day, & trying to work.

      I think part of the pain was the resemblance to "the Battle Hymn of the Republic."

    36. Re: I sympathize by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Is that song triggering for you?

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  2. Applebee’s vs Guantanamo by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I'm not suggesting that working at Applebee's is the same as being at Guantanamo, but the principle's the same."

    Food’s probably better at Guantanamo, for one thing.

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    1. Re:Applebee’s vs Guantanamo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't ask for water.

      Today's cap===aggrieve

    2. Re:Applebee’s vs Guantanamo by dohzer · · Score: 1

      Oh, and the coffee is pretty bad too. Has anyone else ever tried it?

    3. Re:Applebee’s vs Guantanamo by doom · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. Everyone there seems to be ordering mocha-almond-bacon slushies with freeze-dried lark tongues on top.

      One thing about the 90s, I will never forgive the kids for ruining the coffee. If you walk into a random place you're likely to get carmel-flavored turpentine. And the show tunes don't improve the experience.

    4. Re:Applebee’s vs Guantanamo by sysrammer · · Score: 1

      What was that one comedian/actor? "Is there any way to get a coffee-flavored coffee in this place?"

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  3. Workplace Shootings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Explained)*

  4. And now it's time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for A Walk in the Black Forest.

  5. Brainwashing by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anyone who has worked in retail knows the torturous effects of Christmas music. It's hard to be festive or jolly when you have heard Jingle Bell Rock too many times.

    1. Re:Brainwashing by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      Yep, Xmas was the first thing that came to my mind. We were all soooooo happy when December 26 rolled around. That was almost 40 years ago, and I still remember the hell that was Christmas music when I was working retail.

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    2. Re:Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wal-Mart employees successfully sued about Christmas carols. That is why they don't play it any more, which improved the year end shopping experience enormously. More employee groups should do the same.

    3. Re:Brainwashing by Nighttime · · Score: 2

      Back in the 1990s, I used to work in an independent electronics store when home cinema was taking off. We had the Laser Disc of Jurassic Park on a continuous loop all day, every day to demonstrate the 5.1 system and the subwoofer. If I never see that film again, it'll be too soon.

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    4. Re:Brainwashing by shplopt · · Score: 1

      I still remember one very long winter during which I worked in a food court with the most obnoxious Christmas tree. It had a cheap built-in speaker that played the Shrek version of "12 Days of Christmas" on repeat, all day, every day. "Five onion rings!"

      *shudders*

    5. Re:Brainwashing by misnohmer · · Score: 1

      I worked in a video rental store when I was in high school (part time, but 20+ hrs per week). The manager had an obsession with the movie "Grease", so it was played over and over on TV screens in the store. While I do remember getting some of the tunes stuck in my head and finding it annoying, my brain developed a noise filter pretty quickly. To this day I still don't know, nor care to know, the plot of that movie, even though I probably have been exposed to hundreds of hours, if not over 1000 hrs of it playing over and over.Or maybe it's my brain just blocking it out now ;-)

    6. Re:Brainwashing by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's far worse in Japan. I don't know how staff there put up with it.

      Many shops in Japan have their own theme music. Actually a theme song, with lyrics. The Yodobashi Camera one is a jaunty take on Auld Lang Syne and they actually have a different version for every branch... On repeat, all day, every day.

      If you spend too much time in the shop you can't get it out of your head. The staff must be hearing it in their dreams.

      Here's a little selection. Don't say I didn't warn you.

      https://youtu.be/cwTJEbqQy4U
      https://youtu.be/hntaaDWKco4
      https://youtu.be/yFLYuKUKXoY
      https://youtu.be/iQqPLYUu43s
      https://youtu.be/y5XfsHaB730
      https://youtu.be/KOQ9HVGoGsY

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    7. Re:Brainwashing by antdude · · Score: 1

      Ha. My folks keep their jingle bells ringers on their landline cordless phones. It drives me bonker. Its ringers are even changeable. [sighs]

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    8. Re:Brainwashing by W0nk0 · · Score: 1

      Ouch. In my case it was Queen's Greatest Hits, on continuous repeat for the duration of the restaurant's operating hours. The effect of the endless repetition was nauseating and depressing, and probably one of the main factors that contributed to my short tenure. That and the atrocious pay.

    9. Re:Brainwashing by craigwilkie · · Score: 1

      I'm intrigued by the concept of a changeable ringer (maybe that's too much of a local Scottish slang term?)

    10. Re:Brainwashing by antdude · · Score: 1

      Changing the ringers in the phones. You know, the tune when incoming calls happen.

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    11. Re:Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention the faggot customers

    12. Re:Brainwashing by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has worked in retail knows the torturous effects of Christmas music. It's hard to be festive or jolly when you have heard Jingle Bell Rock too many times.

      Not to mention as a shopper, after the first couple day of hearing Christmas music starting after Halloween (OK, more like around Thanks Giving), I just want to get into the store, buy what I need, and get away from there as fast as possible.

    13. Re:Brainwashing by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      "It's hard to be festive or jolly when you have heard Jingle Bell Rock too many times." once or twice is usually pushing it, even if it is just different covers of the same 3-5 xmas songs over and over and over and over......

      Reminds of idiot radio stations that start 24-hour xmas music the day after Halloween....

    14. Re:Brainwashing by Solandri · · Score: 1

      The Yodobashi Camera one is a jaunty take on Auld Lang Syne

      If it's the first link, it's actually The Battle Hymn of the Republic. Anthem of the Union during the U.S. Civil War.

    15. Re:Brainwashing by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That was the first thing I noticed about Japan: Everything has the unsurmountable urge to make noise. Even the garbage trucks played music.

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    16. Re:Brainwashing by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Well spotted. Thanks for the correction.

      I think I was confused by the fact that all shops use Auld Lang Syne to signal that they are closing soon.

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    17. Re:Brainwashing by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      There used to be an electronic parts store here in Denver where you'd hear "Comin' Through the Rye" every time the door opened. I can only imagine what it did to the guy who worked there.

      At my former workplace, one tune or another would occasionally begin running through my head; then it would come up next on the Muzak. My subconscious had memorized the bloody sequence.

    18. Re:Brainwashing by damn_registrars · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you spend too much time in the shop you can't get it out of your head. The staff must be hearing it in their dreams.

      To play devil's advocate here, I also worked for a while in a major regional grocery store as a cashier when I was in high school. We had no music whatsoever there. The main sound the cashiers heard was the beep of the register telling us we had successfully scanned an item. After working a shift and going home, I would still hear the same beep for hours while trying to get to sleep. I'm not fully sure which is worse, crappy music or endless beeping.

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    19. Re:Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There must have been major backlash after the previous year because I noticed last holiday season that many places instead were instead playing a Christmas song every 3rd or 4th track instead of every single damn one. It was far more tolerable for sure.

    20. Re:Brainwashing by mjwx · · Score: 1

      It's far worse in Japan. I don't know how staff there put up with it.

      70 people per day top themselves in Japan.

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    21. Re:Brainwashing by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The bad news is that they have that as well in Japan. For example in many public buildings they have bell sounds near all the exits. Apparently they are to assist people with vision problems locate the way out. "Bong" every 10 seconds or so, all day every day.

      Some train stations have some chirping sounds too. At first I thought some birds had got in to the Tsukuba Express underground stations, but the sound is actually electronic and something to do with the platform safety system I'm told.

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    22. Re:Brainwashing by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Can't believe I forgot the best one, the Don Quixote theme song "Miracle Shopping". The shop is actually called Don Quixote, and the mascot is a penguin... But it's commonly called "donkey" because "don-ki" are the first two syllables in the Japanese transliteration.

      https://youtu.be/lUsJsealYxM

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    23. Re:Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no plot to Grease.
      It's basically just an episode of Saved By The Bell where all the main characters momentarily have a token fight just so they can reconcile at the end and be reunited by their love of being main characters.

    24. Re:Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at a . Starting 10/31 (the start of our Christmas Season) and ending 1/31 (the end of the 13th month sale) we played one side of the album "Disco Noel" on a record changer with the arm raised so it played the same side over and over and over again. The same 5 songs from 10/31 to 01/31. Further, we had horn-PA speakers outside so our neighbors could enjoy Disco Noel at ear-splitting volumes for the entire retail day. I worked there 5 years, and it was the same record for all 5 years.

    25. Re:Brainwashing by paulxnuke · · Score: 1

      Soooo true. This could have been me (even the 40 or so years fits.)

      I spent 4 years at a crappy little department store chain in the southeast, while in college. The music came on large reel to reel tapes, so no shuffle and the pops and cracks repeated exactly, and not nearly as many breakdowns as one would hope for. Oddly, I don't remember the rest of the year, just Christmas.

    26. Re:Brainwashing by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Changing the ringers in the phones. You know, the tune when incoming calls happen.

      I think the more common term is "ring tone"

    27. Re:Brainwashing by paulxnuke · · Score: 1

      A story to warm Ned Ludd's heart!

      My (camera department) cash register could be operated without power (stick a crank in the side.) The front registers were electronic, and we'd always walk out past a sad little line of teenaged cashiers when the power went off and the store had to close.

      I could do sales tax faster in my head than by using the little card taped to the counter, too.

    28. Re:Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's "Say Brothers Will You Meet Us" which the union took during the civil war.

    29. Re:Brainwashing by techdolphin · · Score: 1

      I sympathize. I use to work in a office that played music. I dreaded the Monday after Thanksgiving. While the music was annoying the rest of the year, it was tolerable. I was ready to rip out the speakers in less than one day after the Christmas music started. There aren't that many Christmas songs, and they played over and over.

    30. Re:Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, former retail drone here, a loooonnnnggg time ago. Stevie Nicks and Tom Petty, singing 'Leather and Lace'. Also Phil Collins singing 'In The Air Tonight'. I've learned to enjoy the latter again, but the former still rubs me the wrong way.

    31. Re: Brainwashing by BKX · · Score: 1

      Are you dense? You don't know what the thing that makes sound when someone calls you on the phone is called? Seriously?

    32. Re:Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I worked in a supermarket in the late 70s/start of 80s, some of the music were tunes related to music used in advertising, such as Wesonality for Weson cooking oil. After a time I somehow managed to tune it out.

    33. Re:Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      December 26th? Ha! At my workplace, the boss is Greek, so our Christmas music comes off only after January 7th.

      Also, I find people are a lot more testy whenever the chipmunk song comes on...

    34. Re:Brainwashing by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

      I'm not fully sure which is worse, crappy music or endless beeping.

      Just wait until you start getting phantom alerts and vibrations from the phone in your pocket, even while you realize it's in your hand at the time. On-call for computer systems isn't fun at times, either.

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    35. Re:Brainwashing by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Phil Collins is the overhead music voice. Not just the one song - a whole catalog, always in retail and restaurants. More than anyone else, I'm sure.

    36. Re: Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The electronic chirping birds, etc are audio clues for the blind that the elevation is about to change, because of stairs, escalator, etc.

    37. Re:Brainwashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Don Quixote theme!
      Trivia: the theme is also present in the series of game "Yakuza" from SEGA, is played in loop when you are near the ingame Don Quixote shops

    38. Re: Brainwashing by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      That is the least annoying part of Musak.

      Tou are just anti religious piece of shit

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    39. Re:Brainwashing by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Bah, at Toys R us in the 80s, we had the Ewok song. I even knew the words to it, and the words are nonsense. This gem repeated hourly
      in case you care:

      Yub nub, eee chop yub nub;
      Ah toe mee toe pee chee keene;
      G'noop dock fling oh ah.

      Yah wah, eee chop yah wah;
      Ah toe mee toe peechee keene;
      G'noop dock fling oh ah.

      Coatee cha tu yub nub;
      Coatee cha tu yah wah;
      Coatee cha tu glowah;
      Allay loo ta nuv.

      Glowah, eee chop glowah;
      Ya glowah pee chu nee foom,
      Ah toot dee awe goon daa.

      *Coatee cha tu goo; (Yub nub!)
      Coatee cha tu doo; (Yah wah!)
      Coatee cha tu too; (Ya chaa!)
      Allay loo ta nuv,
      Allay loo ta nuv,
      Allay loo ta nuv.

      Glowah, eee chop glowah.
      Ya glowah pee chu nee foom;
      Ah toot dee awe goon daa.

      * Coatee cha tu goo; (Yub nub!)
      Coatee cha tu doo; (Yah wah!)
      Coatee cha tu too; (Ya chaa!)
      Celebrate the love.
      Celebrate the love.
      Celebrate the love.
      Celebrate the love.

  6. Hotel California does it for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That song, every hour for months, building up to 12 hour shifts close to christmas. 30 years later I still change the radio if that song ever comes on!

    1. Re:Hotel California does it for me. by Megane · · Score: 1

      You can change the station any time you like, but that song can never leave.

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  7. Ace of Angels by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    If I want music, I just put AoA on repeat. Hyejeong forever!

  8. For sure, like, you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Like, you know, I totally, like agree, you know?

    The music at, like, Starbucks, is like? you know, totally maddening even when, like, I'm only there for a while? you know?

    But I can't help, like, you know? think, like maybe it would, you know, help, if, like, you could communicate? this? better?

    Oh, but, woah, like? This is totally, like, the catch 42... if, like, you could communicate? This? Better? you wouldn't be, like, a starbucks counter jockey?

    You know?

  9. Is there really a point anymore? by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Loud music is the aural equivalent of lasers and strobe lights. Unless you're operating a club please don't harass your employees and customers with it.

    If silence is a problem, textured ambient sounds can give your business far more personality than blaring the Billboard Top 40.

    These days everybody carries around earbuds and a smartphone. If people actually want to listen to music, they will.

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    1. Re:Is there really a point anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The music industry would collapse if places like this didn't drill the newest 'hit' (ie., the latest tween pawn performer they anoint as the new superstar) into people's brains 24/7 to convince them that it's something they need to have. It's all about suffusion.

    2. Re:Is there really a point anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loud music is the aural equivalent of lasers and strobe lights. Unless you're operating a club please don't harass your employees and customers with it.

      If silence is a problem, textured ambient sounds can give your business far more personality than blaring the Billboard Top 40.

      These days everybody carries around earbuds and a smartphone. If people actually want to listen to music, they will.

      Loud music? I'm guessing you were either born sometime before the Korean War, or you're GenY/Z who can't manage to lodge a complaint without wrapping it in bullshit for the sake of narcissism.

      The music we hear in these places is mildly annoying, and it sure as hell isn't blaring like a fucking Metallica concert. It doesn't matter how "textured" your sound is; if it's stuck on repeat, you're going to eventually annoy employees with it.

    3. Re:Is there really a point anymore? by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      There are also technologies for directing the music into a preferred area, originally meant for directing sounds for ads, i.e. a "fizz" sound when a customer is in proximity to a soft drink vending machine. With "Audio Spotlight", when directed ultrasound sound hits something solid, it becomes audible music. The music ad (nauseum) I think qualifies as advertising. I suspect that there are other, similar solutions.

    4. Re:Is there really a point anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These days everybody carries around earbuds and a smartphone. If people actually want to listen to music, they will.

      This reminds me of something I heard once, that I'll paraphrase poorly:
      When somebody pulls up in their car blasting music, they think it makes them cool. It actually makes them an asshole. Nobody wants to hear your music.

      I've actually noticed that I've pulled up to a light to hear someone blasting music that I actually like (it's rare), but I still don't want to hear it. Music at a store or restaurant is just like that.

  10. Someone Think about the Theme Park Employees! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about the theme park employees stuck in the same non-stop single-song loop forever?

    Now, for the grace of the mighty heroes and heroines that have survive those Gitmo-like circumstances every day... let us sing a song:

    It's a small world after all...

    1. Re:Someone Think about the Theme Park Employees! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen the little dolls without their attire? Even with the lights on it's like Daft Punk's Technologic video gone berserk.

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    2. Re:Someone Think about the Theme Park Employees! by Stan42 · · Score: 1

      Been there... "It's a small world" is in my mind forever !!

    3. Re:Someone Think about the Theme Park Employees! by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

      I am in Orlando. My senior design partner had the quality control testing assignment (a solid engineering intern job!) for that ride. She said that she rode it 83 times consecutively.

      *shudder*

  11. Why music ? by DrYak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    why the hell is there a need to continuously blast music in a coffee shop, to begin with?

    have human gotten so used to watching movies that they can't imagine anything in life without a background music track?

    or is the the coffee shop's attempt to try to do the same manipulations as clothes stores to try to maximize profits? (playing catchy upbeat music apparently increases the probability of impulse buys ?)

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    1. Re: Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's done to cover all the sounds of slurpping and kale farts.

      Have you never been in a Starbucks in your life?

    2. Re:Why music ? by magusxxx · · Score: 1

      "why the hell is there a need to continuously blast music in a coffee shop, to begin with?"

      For the same reason music is blaring in bars...

      You have to talk louder, thus get more parched, and have to drink more.

      I kid you not, that is the logic!

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    3. Re:Why music ? by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Constant music in coffee shops or anything similar is as old as we know. Even in the oldest towns archeologists know of there were public places serving drinks and food and playing music. Apparently, a room with a constant flow of pleasant noises seems to have a net-positive effect on our mood. And yes, it improves business if people like your place.

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    4. Re:Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why the hell is there a need to continuously blast music in a coffee shop, to begin with?

      II would imagine that they want to get people to leave ASAP. So have some music which is not immediately objectionable, but maybe is not varied enough to be interesting for a long time.

      Bad luck employees.

    5. Re: Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather that than the music as conversation increases to overwhelm the music. Costa in the UK rarely has music and the silence at quiet times of day is great if you want to read a book and have a coffee.

    6. Re: Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Often the places had instruments and you made your own music. If you played Greensleeves five times in a row you'd get the lute taken off you.

    7. Re:Why music ? by GerryHattrick · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Almost every ancient Pub in England now has mindless music, usually with yodelling foreign women lamenting their love-life incomprehensibly. Staff will sometimes turn it down, but are not authorised to turn it off because the management has paid for the mandatory licence. Props to 'Weatherspoons', which has a mind of its own and no music.

    8. Re:Why music ? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      why the hell is there a need to continuously blast music in a coffee shop, to begin with?

      have human gotten so used to watching movies that they can't imagine anything in life without a background music track?

      I don't know what you mean with "gotten". The psychological impacts of silence are well understood and the practice of adding background music to a relaxing environment dates back to the days of bards and mead.

      Now if Starbucks is "blasting" music that's different, but the reality is we don't tolerate silence well in a mixed environment and the only time we truly appreciate silence is when the silence is complete and we're alone with our thoughts. Typically at that point many people will distract themselves by picking up and reading a book.

    9. Re:Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, the reason why music is playing in bars is the same reason people drink alcohol in bars: It enables social interaction. In an almost silent environment, people feel watched and whisper instead of interacting normally.

    10. Re:Why music ? by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Probably to get patrons to enjoy their coffee then leave. Every Chipotle I've been in has very loud music that makes it difficult to have a simple conversation. My guess is they want the patrons to eat and get out as seating is limited.

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    11. Re: Why music ? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes I have. People yelling at each other to hear each other over the music, only to have the music get louder to drown out the screaming...

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    12. Re:Why music ? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2

      Vote parent up. I find music played in pubs, supermarkets, sports halls, ... highly irritating and either do not go or do what I need to and leave as soon as possible. I agree with the screeching woman comment. If you asked me what music I would have: Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Handel, ... which I accept many would not like -- you cannot please everyone, so: just switch it off!

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    13. Re:Why music ? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      why the hell is there a need to continuously blast music in a coffee shop, to begin with?

      Because Market Research TM says that it promotes the spending of money.
      Then Legal says that we have to pay to play music.
      Sales comes up with the brilliant idea of getting a discount on the license fees by playing the latest crap from popular culture.
      Management says that this has to be on repeat.

      Its reasons like that why I refuse to go to chain coffee shops if I can at all avoid it. Costa Coffee, should have called it Costa BleedinFortune.

      There's a small coffee shop near where I live, owned and operated by the same bloke. Sometimes there's music playing but never at a level where you cant have a conversation. I suppose it helps that we're both fans of classic and soft rock but you rarely hear the same song twice, I'm absolutely certain he's not playing the same thing day in and day out on repeat.

      Point in short, stop going to chains, go to independents or learn to make your own coffee (do that and you'll never be able to stomach Starbuck's dishwater again).

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    14. Re:Why music ? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Almost every ancient Pub in England now has mindless music, usually with yodelling foreign women lamenting their love-life incomprehensibly. Staff will sometimes turn it down, but are not authorised to turn it off because the management has paid for the mandatory licence. Props to 'Weatherspoons', which has a mind of its own and no music.

      Not sure which Pubs you're going to but most of them I've gone to in Berkshire don't have music playing. Especially the owner/operator pubs. Weatherspoons are at least cheap, apart from them I rarely go to a chain pub (Greene King/Chef and Brewer). Brewdog has to be the exception, but Brewdog itself is exceptional.

      Supermarkets on the other hand... In late November ASDA started to play Christmas music and I pretty much walked out until mid January. Wen't to Morrison's almost exclusively as they weren't playing Christmas music. I really pity retail staff around Christmas.

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    15. Re:Why music ? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      a constant flow of pleasant noises seems to have a net-positive effect on our mood.

      I think the point is that "A repetitive stream of tiresome noise" is not quite the same thing.

      Has anyone done any research into the extent to which "Muzak" in supermarkets contributes to mass shootings?

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    16. Re:Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check your receipts from the store to see if they accept feedback.
      Let them know that the premature Christmas season music was annoying and when you stopped shopping there and when you came back.
      Tell them the approximate amount of money they lost.

      Supposedly, they would be interested and might see you as an indicator of lost sales.

    17. Re:Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, a room with a constant flow of pleasant noises seems to have a net-positive effect on our mood.

      I think something is wrong with you if you enjoy that garbage, rather than merely tolerate it.

    18. Re:Why music ? by mjwx · · Score: 2

      Check your receipts from the store to see if they accept feedback.
      Let them know that the premature Christmas season music was annoying and when you stopped shopping there and when you came back.
      Tell them the approximate amount of money they lost.

      Supposedly, they would be interested and might see you as an indicator of lost sales.

      Of course they all "accept" feedback. I take it you're an American so you're unfamiliar with the culture here in the UK. Complaints are universally ignored. In fact every complaints department in the UK is staffed by Helen Waite, so effectively all our complaints go to Helen Waite.

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    19. Re: Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you keep going to pubs owned by Bjork fans or something?

    20. Re:Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Background music is the audio equivalent of all of the blinking lights and visual distraction of a casino gaming floor: it keeps your customers relaxed and stops them from realising how much time is passing or how much money they've spent. A sudden silence is perceived as awkward and jolts people back to reality, at which point they blink, wake up and leave.

      Of course that doesn't explain loud music - I have no explanation for why cafes play that or why people put up with it!

    21. Re:Why music ? by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Music is fine, it's the constant repetition of it that kills you.

    22. Re: Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The loud music is to keep people from staying too long, so (theoreticaly) there will be a higher turnover rate + more money flowing in.

      Same reason why fast food restaurant chairs are manufactured to be uncomfortable to sit in for a long period of time.

    23. Re:Why music ? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I don't often encounter coffee shops playing music and I frequently use them for short meetings. But Starbucks is never a consideration so that might be part of it.

      I think Panera sometimes has light jazz on, but that's another corporate chain. Locally owned is best.

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    24. Re:Why music ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With or without the subliminal messages discouraging shoplifting? https://www.upi.com/Archives/1984/08/06/Stores-use-hidden-voices-to-prevent-thefts/9779460612800/

    25. Re:Why music ? by Dr_Terminus · · Score: 1

      Not really... I mean in the past, music in restaurants/bars/public houses/coffee shops was there to be listened to, as part of the entertainment. Now it is just a base level of background noise? When is the last time you sat in one of these places and actually listened to what was blaring over the speakers, rather than just tuning it out as additional noise.

      The interesting thing is that 'muzak' in these places isn't common in other countries. I spent a number of years living abroad where this practice is not so common, and it wasn't until I came back to the US I realized how ubiquitous it is in most restaurants here. To be honest, you just get desensitized to it. I've now been back long enough that I'm again desensitized to it, and don't really notice it, but I do feel it has an effect on the flow of conversations and fatigue, since you are subconsciously having to tune out constant background noise...

  12. silence: indeed by DrYak · · Score: 2

    If silence is a problem,

    indeed, what's wrong with silence?

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    1. Re:silence: indeed by Kokuyo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Psychologically speaking, a lot of people have issues with silence.

      One often effective method of getting a suspect to talk is just sitting across them and saying nothing.

    2. Re:silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If silence is a problem,

      indeed, what's wrong with silence?

      Understand what actually happens when employees who are used to background music suddenly don't have it. The psychological effects are greater than you think. Take away coffee for a day. You'll see a similar irritation.

    3. Re:silence: indeed by magusxxx · · Score: 2

      You'd hear the mice crawling over the ceiling tiles? *shrug*

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    4. Re:silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, are you suggesting they play The Sound of Silence on a perpetual loop?

    5. Re:silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's more silence with another person there, feeding into insecurities and paranoia, wondering what they are thinking, how they are judging you.
      Few people ever really get to experience silence, our world is just too noisy. Ask anyone lying awake at 5AM unable to sleep :P Or more seriously, all the wondrous noises you 'discover' during a prolonged power outage - like that ice blizzard a few years back in the american north-east.

    6. Re: silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Plus royalties to the Cage estate would be huge.

    7. Re:silence: indeed by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 1

      Wait, are you suggesting they play The Sound of Silence on a perpetual loop?

      They did, on the subway in Serfaus (Austrian skying resort).

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    8. Re:silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And plenty of us have tinnitus and really need some sort of noise not to be distracted.

    9. Re:silence: indeed by stealth_finger · · Score: 2

      If silence is a problem,

      indeed, what's wrong with silence?

      Tinnitus is what's wrong with it.

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    10. Re:silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Few people ever really get to experience silence, our world is just too noisy. Ask anyone lying awake at 5AM unable to sleep :P

      I take it you live in a big city ;).

    11. Re:silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking my dog for a walk at 4 AM. Bliss. That is until the trash truck comes through to empty the dumpsters of the nearby businesses. You don't realize how loud those things are until it's 4AM, it's over a mile away and you can hear it clearly.

    12. Re: silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Constant noise CAUSES tinnitus and can also aggravate it!

    13. Re:silence: indeed by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      what's wrong with silence?

      You would be able to think - and where would that end?

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    14. Re:silence: indeed by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      No. It's quiet until you take your dog for a walk which causes all the neighborhood dogs to start barking

    15. Re:silence: indeed by apoc.famine · · Score: 2

      A lot of people view a silent business as a dead business. Sure, once you get a critical mass of couples and groups chatting it sounds lively, but the first few through the door wonder what's wrong with the place. One guy drinking at the bar in dead silence does not make a place seem friendly and inviting.

      And a lot of people want to talk in a public place without it seeming like everyone else in there is listening to them. If there's some background noise, psychologically you'll think that you can't be heard by people further away and will be more willing to talk freely.

      It doesn't have to be loud, and it doesn't have to be memorable, but most places need more than dead silence to convince the first handful of people to come in and breathe some life to the place.

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    16. Re:silence: indeed by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      Coffee is different.

      I drink it for your safety.

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    17. Re:silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the cop likes certain 1960s stories.

    18. Re: silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your just Jealous that I was able to teach your neighbors dog how to howl when you couldn't. The trick is to howl and then reward them immediately when they make noise, so they associate howling with happiness.

    19. Re:silence: indeed by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Tinnitus that was caused by TOO MUCH NOISE.

    20. Re:silence: indeed by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      ironically, "the sounds of silence" was on the loop music at a prior job.

  13. Where's the RIAA when you need them? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    You could try anonymously reporting them to the RIAA and get them to send an extortion collector.

    Maybe they already paid. But maybe they didn't...

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    1. Re:Where's the RIAA when you need them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure the RIAA extortion collector would still find a way to harass the establishment. Great pro tip!!

    2. Re:Where's the RIAA when you need them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not them. It's ASCAP or BMI or some other 3/4-letter licensor. These places pay a fee for the public performance of these copyrighted works. Nothing wrong with that. 2nd world problems. Trump.

  14. I propose... by alaskana98 · · Score: 1

    I can see how both sides have a stake in this issue. It is the Starbucks prerogative to play music that supports the businesses overall goal of making money, however questionable their musical choices are (Hamilton soundtrack?!?), however, it's also important that the employees have the right to not work in a torturous environment. In this case, I propose that if Starbucks is going to loop repetitive music in their stores to the possible detriment to their employees, then Starbucks allow employees to wear discreet Bluetooth earbuds that play the music of their choice. There, win-win.

    1. Re: I propose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not ordering coffee from someone who's wearing earbuds

    2. Re:I propose... by bobstreo · · Score: 1

      I can see how both sides have a stake in this issue. It is the Starbucks prerogative to play music that supports the businesses overall goal of making money, however questionable their musical choices are (Hamilton soundtrack?!?), however, it's also important that the employees have the right to not work in a torturous environment.

      In this case, I propose that if Starbucks is going to loop repetitive music in their stores to the possible detriment to their employees, then Starbucks allow employees to wear discreet Bluetooth earbuds that play the music of their choice. There, win-win.

      How about noise cancelling blue tooth headphones? You could probably still hear orders.

    3. Re:I propose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats the problem with places like starbucks, most if not all the employees are expected to be able to you know communicate with the customers. Even if the employees used earbuds at a volume that allowed them to still communicate, it creates an image of leave me alone i dont want to talk to you.

    4. Re:I propose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's bad enough most of the employees are self absorbed bitter millennials. Pissed off at life because they are 60K in debt for their gender studies degree that is 100% useless for any job, including starbucks. Just like someone I know of that age group that just graduated with a 4yr degree in photography. I love ya, but yeah your degree is worth less than the hand full of toilet paper i wiped my ass with an hour ago. Everyone is a photographer these days with cameras in their phones and instagram/snapchat filters. No one is hiring photographers.

    5. Re:I propose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about noise cancelling blue tooth headphones? You could probably still hear orders.

      How about don't play music at all? I've never been anywhere (other than a concert) that I thought the music they were playing was a positive thing anyway.

    6. Re: I propose... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      They aren't going to get your name right without earbuds either....

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    7. Re:I propose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      their gender studies degree that is 100% useless for any job, including starbucks

      It's even worse than that, because the SJW believes that the degree only seems useless because the employer is unfairly biased. The SJW thinks, "If only the employer would allow me to enact the policies that were taught in the Gender Studies program, they would see amazingly positive effects in productivity, profitablity, safety, and well-being."

    8. Re:I propose... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Everyone is a photographer these days with cameras in their phones and instagram/snapchat filters. No one is hiring photographers.

      Everyone is a terrible photographer these days. It's only long after the moment is gone do you find out that you don't have any good photos. Everyone is an everything these days, but we still need the professional equivalent to get real work done.

    9. Re: I propose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet, both the photo grad and the imaginary gender studies grad both have an actual accredited degree which you two do not. Which makes them better candidates, as they demonstrated an ability to follow through in arbitrary tasks, which is relevant to 99% of jobs.

      Also, they are not bitter nonpersons relegated to posting vitriol on Slashdot.

    10. Re: I propose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the imaginary gender studies grad both have an actual accredited degree which you two do not.

      Incorrect. I have a PhD in a STEM field from an accredited institution.

    11. Re:I propose... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Would it work to wear earbuds with a directional microphone that picks up the customer's voice, not the overhead speaker, and mixes it into what is said? It'd be like a "personal sound amplifier" (the over-the-counter counterpart to a hearing aid).

  15. Re:How about employers rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If I own a business, pay to design an environment, pay to educate employees company standards of service, I also have the right to license music to play in that environment.

      There's a simple solution for employees that no longer care to operate per the environment I created, find somewhere else to work. Simple solution, your employment is at will and if you find conditions intolerable, move on.

    While I certainly understand and fully support your at will argument, the issue here is one of repetitiveness, which I happen to find completely legitimate, especially in the day and age of nearly unlimited music content to choose from. I've been with the same employer for nearly 20 years now, and we've had the same music system in place for longer than I've been around. Every hour, the music genre changes, and the employees have a choice as to which genres get shuffled in the mix (they offer a casual vote every few months). It works out great.

    This is not rocket science, nor does it cost a fortune to do it right. Deploying music correctly has considerable benefit, especially when the work environment itself can be rather tedious and repetitive.

  16. torture by music? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To all Starbuck's employees: please please please rip the speakers out of the walls/ceilings! Oh and clean the toilets. Every 15 mins...

  17. Re:How about employers rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So you have no consideration for your fellow human beings what so ever. Not even the ones working for you and helping you make money.

    I hope I never have to work for such a selfish, self centered ass hole as you.

  18. Re:How about employers rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's why he says "_IF_ I own a business". He doesn't. He never will.
    If he ever tried, the employee churn would destroy it soon enough.

  19. Non-story: one blogger and one reddit user? by mveloso · · Score: 0

    Jesus, one blogger mouths off and one reddit user mouths off and suddenly it's an issue?

    Seriously, who gives a shit?

  20. These guys don't know how good they have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to visit some Regal movie theaters to collect the money out of the photo booths. I used to hear the same inane bullshit advertisement combined with short clips of music video. I was in and out of that place and it still got to me after a while but can you imagine having to work at a Regal and hear that over and over? Talk about psychological torture.

  21. it's driving nuts everybody by mapkinase · · Score: 2

    consumers and customers. People should not be forced to listen to modern versuon of Muzak.

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    1. Re:it's driving nuts everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just hang out at walmart, their muzak is stuck in the 80s.

    2. Re:it's driving nuts everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our Morrisons branch is stuck in the 60's. The choices are good, and the loop is pretty long, but I sure wouldn't work there. However, I think its the "Thank you for Shopping at Morrisons" from the 12 self service checkouts that would drive me nuts first.

    3. Re:it's driving nuts everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I would suggest is that businesses play recordings of natural sounds at low volume levels. The best such recordings were done by Syntonic Research. Unfortunately, only a few of their recordings were released on CD.

    4. Re:it's driving nuts everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, at least it's not dubstep. Imagine having to listen to the wubs all day.

  22. Ditto in gyms by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    If the music played in the gyms I go to actually had a decent beat/energy/aggression and made me want to train harder I wouldn't mind, but its invariably a diet of R&B syrup with autotuned wailing woman who all sound identical and sing the same moronic love crap with the occasional special needs rapper chiming in. And the problem is its so loud I can still hear this shit even when I take my own music in.

    1. Re:Ditto in gyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "special needs rapper", that was hilarious. Props to you Sir.

  23. If the top 40 was any good it would be bearable.. by Viol8 · · Score: 2

    ... but the way the charts are measured these days means is basically the musical taste of young teenage girls.

  24. Re:'Hamilton' - LOL by Viol8 · · Score: 1, Troll

    Isn't it interesting how all the middle class white liberals who push the ideas of rainbow diversity, multiculturalism, inclusivity and tolerance of every medieval cultural facet imported into the west never actually go and live in any of these melting pot ghettos that their beliefs help foster.

  25. I'm a Chillout Guy ... by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    ... and even I have pondered what it would be like to hear the same loop for months on end, for 8+hours every day.

    I'd probably sabotage either the system or its playlist after a few weeks.

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  26. Re:How about employers rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If I own a business, pay to design an environment, pay to educate employees company standards of service, I also have the right to license music to play in that environment.

          There's a simple solution for employees that no longer care to operate per the environment I created, find somewhere else to work. Simple solution, your employment is at will and if you find conditions intolerable, move on.

    And you're saying you wouldn't give a shit if your employees hate their work environment?
    You see, when I was 16 I worked at K-Mart during Christmas. I still hate all Christmas music. Seriously, I fucking hate it, and I never cared or even really noticed it before.
    I don't give a shit about Starbucks or the people that work there, but I do understand this situation.

    If you're an employer (and I'm guessing you're not) then knowing about the workplace environment should be of interest to you.

  27. Re: How about employers rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't confiscating the surplus profit produced by your employees' labor sufficient? do you have a psychological need to be both a sociopathic tyrant in addition to a self-righteous parasite?

  28. Re:'Hamilton' - LOL by bickerdyke · · Score: 0

    Why aren't millions of white people moving to Africa, India and China every year, if we want to live as a minority in a non-white country?

    Hmmm.. could be because white people never were hauled there against there will on huge ships...

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  29. Re:How about employers rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck, just put Pandora on shuffle all. You'll get a new genre every hour for sure.

  30. Re:How about employers rights by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    Because miserable staff do so much for a business.

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  31. Because they sell it by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

    Starbucks always has a stack of CDs right next to the register. They have demographically determined that their customers are likely to enjoy the stuff they hear when they are standing in line (the same music used to torture the baristas) so it's another way to extract more dollars per customer. Genius if you think about it.

  32. Re: How about employers rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moving on is not always possible, we are slaves with freedom, if I can't find a new job, my choice is homelessness, or continue.

    And you are forgetting unionization.
    It's the superior way to workers rights.

  33. Comfort and familiarity by sjbe · · Score: 1

    why the hell is there a need to continuously blast music in a coffee shop, to begin with?

    I would ask why some people feel the need to have earbuds blasting music into their skull for most of their waking hours. I think the answers are probably related. It creates an environment where people feel comfortable and/or familiar. It's why so many places play top 40 music from 20-30 years ago - it's the sound track their target customers grew up listening to. They play music because it creates a mood and it's what people expect. That matters.

    For me I find background music or earbuds remarkably distracting and annoying if I'm trying to work. I don't mind it in a store as long as it isn't repetitive, loud, or obnoxious and is in character for the store I'm visiting. I find the two months of xmas music each year to be insipid and annoying and I feel bad for the employees who have to listen to the same tracks over and over and over and over and over and over and over.... Playing xmas music for the month of December I'm fine with but not before Thanksgiving and it should stop Dec 26.

    or is the the coffee shop's attempt to try to do the same manipulations as clothes stores to try to maximize profits?

    I don't think it's anything devious or underhanded but certainly if people are comfortable in a store they are more likely to spend money and time there. That relationship has been thoroughly studied and definitely exists.

    1. Re:Comfort and familiarity by Kreplock · · Score: 1

      Because any moment not being entertained is a moment wasted to the modern mind. Sad!

    2. Re:Comfort and familiarity by bws111 · · Score: 1

      I think it has little to do with being 'entertained' and much more to do with reverting back to 'I could be prey' mode when in silence. For instance, I work in an office environment. There is nothing 'entertaining' going on, no music or anything like that. If you walk around you will hear snippets of conversations, people will say 'hi' in the hallways, etc. But, every once in a while the air conditioning temporarly stops. As soon as that happens, everyone behaves differently. Instead of normal conversation, people either stop talking altogether or whisper. People close themselves in their offices. It just feels weird, like someone is watching you.

    3. Re:Comfort and familiarity by demonlapin · · Score: 2

      They just need to play more stuff like Eno’s Ambient 1: Music for Airports. Music that just sits there in the background, covering up the total silence, but that also is interesting if you sit and listen to it carefully.

    4. Re:Comfort and familiarity by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Oddly, I developed a skillset some time ago to completely ignore any outside sounds while working or concentrating. I didn't train for it, didn't try to do it, but I noticed one day that I can be sitting in a REALLY loud restaurant, eating lunch and reading a book, and completely block out loud conversation and incessant music until I concentrate on it. It's not a hearing thing, my hearing is fine. My brain just makes it, literally, background noise.
      I'm quite happy with this- I can sit down anywhere and work efficiently- but for the life of me can't tell you how I managed to gain this skill.

  34. 6 song rotations = justifiable homocide by sjbe · · Score: 2

    It's far worse in Japan. I don't know how staff there put up with it. Many shops in Japan have their own theme music. Actually a theme song, with lyrics.

    That sounds awful. I used to work at a company in an engineering office that for some reason felt the need to have a 6 song rotation playing on the overhead speakers all day. I don't care how much you like a piece of music (and I didn't like these) you will be ready to burn the place down after enough repetitions of a song. After the literally 200th+ time I heard the theme song to Titanic I came in after hours and disabled the speaker above my cubicle just to get some relief. (No we weren't allowed to wear headphones)

    1. Re:6 song rotations = justifiable homocide by technosaurus · · Score: 1

      Only if one of the songs was Easy Street and you use a crossbow

  35. Employee morale matters. A lot. by sjbe · · Score: 2

    There's a simple solution for employees that no longer care to operate per the environment I created, find somewhere else to work

    Oh it's adorable that you think employee opinions don't matter. You have never run a business have you? Piss off your employees and they'll run you out of business faster than you can say "Chapter 11 bankruptcy". Just because you have the legal right to do something as a business owner doesn't make it a good idea. Employee moral matters. More than you can imagine. If you care about the bottom line you do as much as you can to keep employee morale high because happy employees by and large make better employees. If you think otherwise you've never run a business.

    For the record I have and do manage people and have been a business owner so I've seen all this first hand.

  36. Repetitive music = abuse after enough reps by sjbe · · Score: 1

    ... and even I have pondered what it would be like to hear the same loop for months on end, for 8+hours every day.

    I've lived through that and it's maddening. The worst part is there is no need for it. It's just laziness and/or cheapness on the part of the people choosing the music. To this day there are some songs that get me triggered because I've heard them WAY too often.

    I'd probably sabotage either the system or its playlist after a few weeks.

    I worked at a place with a 6 track loop. After a few months I came in after hours, got a ladder and disabled the overhead speakers closest to my cubicle just to get some relief. I can't imagine working retail during the holiday season. You'd find me with a gun in my mouth after two weeks.

    1. Re:Repetitive music = abuse after enough reps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at a place with a 6 track loop.

      Back in college, I lived down the hall from some guys with a loud stereo and a 3 track loop. One of them was "Elmo's Song". It's a miracle that everyone made it through that year alive.

  37. ryan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The music is used by all the major chains like McDonalds to keep homeless riggers from sleeping on the furniture.

  38. Legoland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was to Legoland in Florida a few years ago.

    "Everything is Awesome"!!!!

  39. Drives me nuts too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I want music I'll put in my earbuds. Once I saw Starbucks selling CDs I knew this would happen. I feel bad for the employees and the customers alike (although there's plenty to feel bad about the customers, some look like they've settled in long before I got there and are still there by the time I've left).

  40. Re:How about employers rights by sabbede · · Score: 1

    And when it drives one of your employees so far up the wall that they snap on a customer who then hits you with a nuisance lawsuit, will you change your mind?

  41. You don't need to work there to hate it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even as a customer, this shit is blood-boiling. If I have to walk into one more fucking store in Southern Ontario to hear CHFI playing, I swear to fucking god...

    1. Re:You don't need to work there to hate it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even as a customer, this shit is blood-boiling. If I have to walk into one more fucking store in Southern Ontario to hear CHFI playing, I swear to fucking god...

      I agree totally - CHFI sucks, and I'm arguably in their target demographic. Now it they were playing CFNY, or 97.7 HTZ FM, that would be better - until the fscking commercials...

    2. Re:You don't need to work there to hate it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP here. I just realized this story is from CBC.ca. What do you want to bet this is about CHFI in the Starbucks? Holy shit, that would be funny. And sad.

      My partner used to work at Dollarama for several years. CHFI, all day, every day. Her and I to this day still have no idea how she *didn't* commit a murder spree.

      Every store should just play Groove Salad from SomaFM.com. It's impossible to hate that station. Absolutely, literally impossible.

      But, if we have to go with a Toronto station, EDGE would be great to hear, Q107 would kick some serious ass and even CHUM would be fucking tolerable by comparison. I wonder if CHFI has secret contracts with retailers, and possibly CAMH to create more nutcases to send their way.

      Christ, all these acronyms are making me regret disabling my capslock key.

  42. Re: 'Hamilton' - LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's being hauled against their will to enter the Western world?
    Quite the opposite, dummy.

  43. Re:'Hamilton' - LOL by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    "that their beliefs help foster."

    Actually, being a Republican since my junior hear in high school, it's not my beliefs that help foster these melting pot ghettos... And it's certain that my reverence for, and defense of, Constitutional rights for even these 'melting pot ghettos' would have served them well. As it is, they are cesspools of violence and corruption, designed so.

    No, not by the Right. Recall that the Republican Party got its start as abolitionist, a civil rights champion. The NRA early on did not merely defend the rights black Americans to keep and bear arms, but trained them.

    And so history is forgotten and memory twisted. 'Middle class white liberals' seem to have a particular proclivity for that.

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  44. Expensive silence: indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have to pay a lot of royalties for silence. Seriously why not some white noise?

  45. Welcome to retail by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    I worked through 2 years of retail service at CompUSA (remember them? back when they were still American owned?). We had the same deal there; I specifically remember that for a while by the time I had finished an 8 hour shift I would usually have heard Believe by Cher at least 4 times on the intercom. Sometimes if the store was dead enough we would overhead page each other just to interrupt the music (or just initiate an overhead page and leave the phone off the hook for a few minutes to accomplish the same). Some of my colleagues would often take their smoke breaks at the same song every day, some of the songs made me want to start smoking myself.

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    1. Re:Welcome to retail by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      Ahhh CompUSA. The place where I could buy a mouse pad and get a 3 foot long receipt, which then had to be checked by a security guard at the exit.

    2. Re:Welcome to retail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to go there just to pick up the stack of AOL CDs at the front, and feed them into the demo shredders in the back. I think they hated me.

    3. Re:Welcome to retail by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      The place where I could buy a mouse pad and get a 3 foot long receipt

      I found the fact that "the place where America buys technology(TM)" was also one of the last retailers in America to take physical imprints of credit cards (which was part of why the receipts were 3 feet long) to be rather delicious irony. We were also one of the first retailers to use the clear - and cash register sealable - shopping bags for security as well. And then the security detector at the exit - our store had detectors but not designated security guards - would go off if someone had too many keys in their pockets or surgical metal in their body anywhere (I had a colleague who had pins in his legs from an accident and set it off every time until he finally quit).

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    4. Re:Welcome to retail by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      I used to go there just to pick up the stack of AOL CDs at the front, and feed them into the demo shredders in the back. I think they hated me.

      I can tell you first hand that we made no money on the CDs or the decisions people made after taking them. AOL paid a small fee for us to put the display up in the store and that was it. You could do whatever you want with them and it would make no difference to the staff. Hell some days it was so dead that the staff was probabyl happy just to have a customer come in to talk with.

      That said I don't remember ever selling shredders in our store. Are you sure you weren't at OfficeMax? They had red uniform shirts as well.

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    5. Re:Welcome to retail by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, CompUSA. The place where they don't put prices on the merchandise, only SKU numbers. It's not a surprise that they went out of business.

  46. Dido by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not limited to preset corporate loops, as terrestrial radio is just as bad.

    Back when Dido's "Thank You" made it into Top 40 rotation, a friend of mine was working as a cook in a billiards joint. That song played so often that he finally cracked and rammed a pool cue through one of the main speakers.

  47. Deliberate choices by sjbe · · Score: 2

    It would not be at all surprising if the tape loop is quite deliberate:

    Oh it's absolutely deliberate. Large consumer product and retail companies don't do stuff like that by accident. Doesn't necessarily mean it's a good choice but it's probably a deliberate one. To be fair, there is only so much budget for music choices and the people selecting the music probably don't have to listen to it all day long. (or if they do they need to get psychiatric help...)

    Starbucks(along with most other retail establishments) has clearly gone to a lot of trouble to establish a particular 'feel'/'branding' in their interior and exterior design, staff uniforms, product graphic design, even what's printed on their paper cups and napkins and stuff.

    Exactly which is why they are loathe to take needless risks with something as mundane as a playlist. It's not hard to come up with a 6 song on-brand playlist that won't turn off customers. Coming up with one that doesn't repeat for an 8 hour shift is considerably harder. And since the customers aren't usually in there for long, the employees get to suck it up.

  48. Re:If the top 40 was any good it would be bearable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hey, I like the taste of young teenage girls.

  49. Chipotle? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Every Chipotle I've been in has very loud music that makes it difficult to have a simple conversation. My guess is they want the patrons to eat and get out as seating is limited.

    I thought it was the e.coli and salmonella that made patrons eat and then leave...

    1. Re: Chipotle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different markets. The food diarrhea is a US only thing. Chipotle elsewhere doesn't cause it. In Europe, if they got diarrhea at a restaurant, they wouldn't go again. In the US it just makes people hungry again sooner, and also drives underwear sales. See South Park.

  50. Why do you need anything in background? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always wondered what's the point of background music anyway? I've been in places where the volume was so high it was distracting to have a conversation. Maybe the problem isn't the music content, but the volume is set too high. I've always wondered why many places of business need background music in the first place?

    1. Re:Why do you need anything in background? by PPH · · Score: 1

      I've been in places where the volume was so high it was distracting to have a conversation.

      It's to encourage to you finish your coffee and get the hell out of there. So they can free up those seats for more customers.

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  51. Re:'Hamilton' - LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think most of the Chinese and Indian immigrants to America were not hauled there....
    Africans were 'hauled' to America and the Caribbean, because they were sold out by
    their African enemies. Plenty of evil to go around in that story.
    Indians were 'persuaded' to go to places like Fiji, but now the indigenous people are
    dominated by them, just the same as if they were the colonialists. Huge racial issues.
    Same story in places like Uganda, where Idi Amin ejected them by force.
    Now, Africans, Indians and Asians are moving to Europe and America voluntarily. That
    is causing its own issues. Pretty big ones too. The story is yet to play out.

  52. Music suppressing headphones by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    We have shazaa et al to determine which song plays, so the software knows exactly which sound comes next, minutes in the future, so it should be a piece of cake to create such headphones.

    Also for barkeepers, diskjockeys, people who hate xmas-music, the gym and so on.

  53. Re:'Hamilton' - LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why aren't millions of white people moving to Africa, India and China every year, if we want to live as a minority in a non-white country?

    Hmmm.. could be because white people never were hauled there against there will on huge ships...

    Neither were any of today's African-Americans either.

  54. vote with your wallet by RuiFRibeiro · · Score: 1

    I already avoid cloth stores, malls and supermarkets that blast music. I am going shopping, not to a disco. Sometimes if I really need to buy something, I might endure it for a short while, but I am out of there really fast. They could get me to buy more things if I had stayed there a bit longer.
    As far coffee shop stores that blast music, I can avoid them pretty well, thank you.

  55. It Does Affect Your Brain by Tempest_2084 · · Score: 1

    When I was a lowly stock boy at Kmart many many moons ago, I had to listen to the same loop of music and advertisements for hours on end. After a while I didn't even hear the music as it became background noise, but since the music stopped when their pre-recorded ads played it always caught my attention as I had to listen for managers calling me over the PA and whatnot. For months afterwords I could mouth the ads word for word and occasionally heard them in my sleep (there was a particularly obnoxious one with Fuzzy Zoeller pimping something that I can still kind of remember). Thankfully I don't think places like Starbucks put ads in their music, but I imagine places like Walmart still do.

    1. Re:It Does Affect Your Brain by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      When I was a lowly stock boy at Kmart many many moons ago, I had to listen to the same loop of music and advertisements for hours on end.

      I was once a stock clerk at Kmart too. It seems to me there were 10 songs on the loop, and I didn't like any of them to start with. Crap like "Once Upon A Time" by the Moody Blues and "Tender Roni" by Bobby Brown. After a few weeks, I loathed those songs. At least most of the stuff they play at Starbucks when I go in there is unremarkable background noise jazz.

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  56. Re: How about employers rights by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    isn't confiscating the surplus profit produced by your employees' labor sufficient? do you have a psychological need to be both a sociopathic tyrant in addition to a self-righteous parasite?

    There are lots of cushy government jobs waiting for people like this.

  57. Snowflakes and first world problems by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

    I suggest those complaining about the music at their work go find a job working outside in 0 degree weather doing manual labor. It will help put things in perspective for them.

    1. Re:Snowflakes and first world problems by tflf · · Score: 1

      Two different issues. Yes, there are worse situations out there, but, does not make these concerns invalid, or trivial. FYI: I worked for several years in several jobs that kept me laboring outside in all kinds of crappy weather. Both extreme cold and extreme heat wear you down physically, but I never felt my mental state was affected by either the work or the weather. I also worked inside, retail and office, The weather was better, and the working conditions less strenuous, but, the force feeding of endless weeks of repetitive bad music can create mental numbness and disconnection, which in turn impacts drive, creativity, awareness and ability to relate to others. And for those who are musically inclined, the banality of office, retail and mall muzak is especially hard to endure. Retail background music is not entertainment: music selection and volume levels are carefully planned to be a bit distracting, with a tiny bit of irritation, because distracted shoppers spend more, and distracted customers complain less.

    2. Re:Snowflakes and first world problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest those complaining about the music at their work go find a job working outside in 0 degree weather doing manual labor. It will help put things in perspective for them.

      It really just show how pathetic our society has become when music in a coffee shop has become a "human rights" issue. Yeah, we are ready for a hostile takeover.

  58. Re:If the top 40 was any good it would be bearable by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
    I like the taste of young teenage girls.

    Shaken? or Stirred?

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  59. Same with gyms by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

    I asked the manager why the cheap to license, repetitive music had to be blasting all the time even in an empty gym and he said it's the company policy to make it more attractive to customers and it's hard for you but imagine how it is for me he said, I have to listen to it all day.

    I have quit that gym since but left wondering, what was that policy based on? What if customers, occasional and frequent, hate it as much as the manager? Why exactly are we all suffering then?

    Recently I heard through another trainer that the manager had also quit.

    1. Re:Same with gyms by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      I asked the manager why the cheap to license, repetitive music had to be blasting all the time even in an empty gym and he said it's the company policy to make it more attractive to customers and it's hard for you but imagine how it is for me he said, I have to listen to it all day.

      I have quit that gym since but left wondering, what was that policy based on? What if customers, occasional and frequent, hate it as much as the manager? Why exactly are we all suffering then?

      Recently I heard through another trainer that the manager had also quit.

      The stupid thing is really, in the past, you can get music systems that did not repeat for several days. This went all the way back too - the Seeburg 1000 was a record player that could be loaded with 1000 hours of music. Granted the music was not of great quality since the discs were spun slower than normal as well as having a lot of discs, but there was a huge long loop of music.

      Even as everything got more modern it was possible to get at least a day's worth of audio off two audio cassettes, again run at half speed and mono (the PA speakers are mono, and not of terribly great quality so you can get by with lower quality music recordings).

      The most modern of these systems used DVDs filled with music as well. And again, they lasted several days before they repeated.

      And all of course were subscription based so you got a new set of vinyls, tapes, CDs or DVDs every couple of months to keep the music refreshed (as well as replace worn media).

      And today's systems are online based - muzak corp offers streaming (and licensed streams from your usual spotify and others streaming services as well) if you cannot or don't want to use their FM/satellite based streaming audio. All fully commercially licensed.

      Of course, what really happens these days is people don't want to pay muzak and the like for long play licensed music, and thus stick with whatever they can get cheaply licensed (or freely licensed) and put it on a CD which they repeat day in and day out. And as we all know, a CD only lasts around 80 minutes, at which point the music repeats.

      Muzak and company intentionally lowered the audio quality so they could at least get a day's worth of music in without repeats - often with the technology they could get much more music in so even if you listened to the same thing for weeks on end, you'd really only hear it repeat a few times because the play loop was so long. (And longer now due to streaming)

    2. Re: Same with gyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess they never thought of putting mp3's on CD. Even a crap $25 DVD player can play an mp3 CD.

  60. Try Working in a Factory by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    I am not saying that repetitive music is fun, but let's put this into perspective; try working in factory, or a body shop, or construction, or that place that changes your tires, or work as one of those people who fix your roads....

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    1. Re:Try Working in a Factory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can wear ear protection to drown out sounds. Starbucks employees can't.

  61. Premature Christmas Music by laie_techie · · Score: 1

    Check your receipts from the store to see if they accept feedback. Let them know that the premature Christmas season music was annoying and when you stopped shopping there and when you came back. Tell them the approximate amount of money they lost.

    Supposedly, they would be interested and might see you as an indicator of lost sales.

    I live the US and have noted that many stores have Christmas stuff out for purchase in October. Back on topic, I rarely notice music at the places I buy groceries, and my department stores have live piano music (I go there for the clothes, not the music).

    1. Re:Premature Christmas Music by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Check your receipts from the store to see if they accept feedback. Let them know that the premature Christmas season music was annoying and when you stopped shopping there and when you came back. Tell them the approximate amount of money they lost.

      Supposedly, they would be interested and might see you as an indicator of lost sales.

      I live the US and have noted that many stores have Christmas stuff out for purchase in October. Back on topic, I rarely notice music at the places I buy groceries, and my department stores have live piano music (I go there for the clothes, not the music).

      I used to live in Australia and it was the same. Christmas stuff was out by October, all over the store and Christmas music was starting to rear its ugly head. Lights up fecking everywhere.

      In the UK it's a bit better, the Christmas stuff was still available in October, but it was restricted to the "seasonal" aisle. Not every store plays Christmas Music, Most Tesco's don't play music at all, Morrisons didn't change their music... ASDA did but they are owned by Walmart.

      Christmas in the UK is generally toned down here in the UK, considerably less garish. Few places I've been are better for Christmas if you hate the garish version you get in the US and Australia.

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  62. You have to be kidding me. by dballance · · Score: 1

    OMG, seriously? Muzak on repeat has been around for how long now? I think we'd have seen the negative long-term effects of it by now if there truly were any. Stop being little whiners in your warm, comfy coffee-shop. You have it so much better than most people and you just proved that by finding the muzak as something you need to complain about. Totally a first-world, pampered worker problem. If only that was all so many less fortunate people had to complain about. Instead of the dirty, cold, damp, dangerous conditions on many jobs.

  63. Music suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  64. Re: SMAMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obama had 8 years to close it.

  65. It's all fun and games until you calve 8 figures by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Starbucks' Music Is Driving Employees Nuts

    A humorous story, or lawyers trying to gin up another class action lawsuit for their pockets?

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  66. Not unique to Starbucks by chipperdog · · Score: 1

    This isn't new or unique to Starbucks even k-mart employees had to listen to a couple hour loop for a month at a time..

  67. Uh, I give it a second thought. by doom · · Score: 1

    You may not give a second thought to the tunes spinning on a constant loop

    Actually, I give it a second thought, in fact I give it a first thought, and it's one of the things that keeps me out of those places.

    I've walked into a big chain supermarket twice in the last six months, the first time I realized they were playing Christmas Music I got out of there as quickly as I could. I just went back the other day, and they had some new pop music running, none of which I'm familiar with, which puts it in the "mildly interesting" category for me-- then they put on a song that seemed listenable at first but was so repitious it had clearly been designed to be Catchy-- it got stuck in my head after listening to only about half of it.

    I got out of there mumbling Tension apprehension and dissension has begun.

  68. Same here by ArthurVandelay9092 · · Score: 1

    Iâ(TM)m about to go postal. I *hate* the music at my workplace!!!! And the radio isnâ(TM)t even at a reasonable level. Freedom to not listen to their choice of entertainment?

  69. Re: SMAMO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shhhhhh, don't point that out, it breaks their narrative.

    How can they pat themselves on the back without their narrative?

  70. Re:'Hamilton' - LOL by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Recall that the Republican Party got its start as abolitionist, a civil rights champion. And so history is forgotten and memory twisted. 'Middle class white liberals' seem to have a particular proclivity for that.

    History is not the present. You can use some sort of twisted No True Scotsman argument for believing the party is still the same (Even though all those earlier members are dead), but it is not accurate.

  71. Reminds me of a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Clockwork Latte.

  72. Re:'Hamilton' - LOL by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Save that I actually believe the parties are not, in fact, much different from their foundings at all.

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  73. Reminds me of WeWork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of when I used to work at WeWork. They play the same damn hip-hop music on repeat day after day. Oh my god.

  74. Could be worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    âCould be worse - think about the poor operators on the âoeItâ(TM)s a Small Worldâ ride in Disneyland ... that song, playing on rotation, for a full shift ... âShould come under the heading of âoecruel & unusual punishmentâ :-(

  75. Driving employees nuts by PPH · · Score: 1

    And then once they are there they can listen to this

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  76. Difference between US and EU starbucks??? by recrudescence · · Score: 1

    In the UK, I generally find Starbucks music pretty calming, as it tends to be soft jazz or the like. It's one of the reasons I like the environment and find it relaxing.

    Are the Starbucks in the US playing something different?

  77. How about the customers? by humptheElephant · · Score: 1

    I used to go to Starbucks, but the music not only sucked, but the amplitude was so loud that I would have to leave. Perhaps it was to keep someone from sitting and enjoying their coffee for a few minutes before leaving for work.

  78. As a teenager by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    As a teenager, I worked a summer job at Toys R Us back when they existed.
    They played the same music loop, hourly, for my entire stint there. Management was smart enough to know the system was annoying, as they used special cassettes that couldn't be easily replaced.
    To this day, I can quote the goddamn Ewok song verbatim, and if I have to listen to another round of California Dreaming, I may kill myself.

  79. Re:If the top 40 was any good it would be bearable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're not stirred when you taste them you are doing something drastically wrong.

  80. You don't tell me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA >_ You may not give a second thought to the tunes spinning on a constant loop at your favorite cafe or coffee shop, but one writer and podcaster who had to listen to repetitive music for years while working in bars and restaurants argues it's a serious workers' rights issue.

    You don't have to be that verbose... that has a name: payola.

  81. Too Dark Latte by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never heard any Skinny Puppy at Starbucks. Gitmo got it made xD

  82. Ohhh for an apostrophe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTFY

    Starbucks' Music Is Driving Employees' Nuts

    its a new AI service that twists and turns to the beat.......

  83. Wired wireless or Satellite or DAB by havana9 · · Score: 1

    Some smaller shops in the 50s used wired wireless with some special programmes without advertising, one was classica muic and the other was pop rock music, and they were produced and broadcasted by the public radio. Nowadays you can receive them and a lot more channels from either satellites, DAB or DVB-T. Some specialized channel are transmitted by satellite for some big malls.

  84. I dunno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The music gives me a certain familiarity for the place and it dosen't really bother me but YMMV.

  85. People flaking out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a real problem. What if one day an employee snaps and goes bananas and shoots up his workplace chums and the customers in there? I'm suprised it hasn't happened already.

    They don't need to throw more fuel on the fire.

  86. Snowflakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the day we had a single album on CD if lucky that was 'approved' to be played in the store. Over and over and over. Until Christmas. Which of course started October 1st obviously. Then we listened to that CD for 3 months. But boo hoo. We need a study and an outlet to complain about cruel working conditions. Just turn the darn volume down so it really is way, way in the background. Holy mother of all that's holy. Stop whining about every little thing in the world.