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Can Linux be banned in .au?

cpt kangarooski writes "Well, an enterrising reporter over at Salon has found that certain blue comments in some Linux source code may make it eligible to be censored in Australia. Take a look here " Mmm...fun with censorship. Congrats go to Jamais Cascio (known as cynical around here), Slashdot reader, and author of the Salon article.

238 comments

  1. Hmmmmm........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps a situation in which source code should NOT be considered communication....... :)

  2. Re:My personal favorite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL! :)

  3. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Fuck" is vulgar only if you make it so. Personally, it doesn't offend me one bit.
    If you allow these bastards to control what people say and do, then they'll think it's okay.
    This certainly is NOT okay. I really used to like Austrailia, but between this and gun laws,
    they're pretty much off my list of places I'd like to visit.

  4. List of Banned words, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a complete list of banned words available somewhere? I'd like to add it to my signature :)

    Fuck censorship and screw censors (that includes you slashdot-moderator-assholes!)

    "anarchy", "gothic", "pierced", "tattoo", "Pamela" (just to piss off some people down under :)))

    1. Re:List of Banned words, anyone? by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      Try this link for a list of words that did not pass the filter.

      Scary shit, huh?

      --
      Ahh - My eye!
      The doctor said I'm not supposed to get Slashdot in it!
    2. Re:List of Banned words, anyone? by mircea · · Score: 1

      Here's a URL. But it's kinda'big, I doubt it will fit in your sig :) Fun to read, though.

  5. Dont even joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're kid is 14 and hasn't heard those words, then something is *wrong*.

    The idea of vulgar 'words' is simply crazy.. Words can't be vulgar, actions and ideas can. In many cases the word fuck has nothing to do with sex (which isn't vulgar anyways! it's perfectly natural).

    It's sad to see slashdot subscribe to this BS too, I'm sure my post will be moderated down for the use of such language..

    Words can't harm anyone.

    1. Re:Dont even joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, as a 14 year old, I feel offended by that comment. want me to be a windows weenie, huh? ;)

    2. Re:Dont even joke. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started to learn how to program at that age... If I had Linux back then, I surely would read the fscking source... Oops this is a net censorship thread so I should've said 'fucking source'...

    3. Re:Dont even joke. by GrenDel+Fuego · · Score: 1

      If you're kid is 14 and hasn't heard those words, then something is *wrong*.

      Hey, if his kid is 14 and reading the Linux sourcecode, something is wrong...

      Or maybe right...

      Who knows.

    4. Re:Dont even joke. by GrenDel+Fuego · · Score: 1

      Hmm, as a 14 year old, I feel offended by that comment. want me to be a windows weenie, huh? ;)

      There's a difference between using Linux and reading the Linux source :P

      I've been using Linux for a year and a half or so, and the most I've done is glaced at small parts of the source code once or twice.

    5. Re:Dont even joke. by dattaway · · Score: 2

      I'm sure my post will be moderated down for the use of such language..

      Most of the people here are intelligent and have a meaningful job and are not spineless polititions trying to cover up their own lack of morals under the heat of religious nuts.

      Sometimes colorful language is a form of expression and conveys meaning that would otherwise be difficult. From the engineers I have known, the words "fuck" and "shit" and anything else you can imagine usually describes something out of the ordinary. As George Carlin would say about several bad words, "they must be outrageous to be seperated from a group that large"

      I might say that censorship is fucked. I'm expressing a strong viewpoint, not an act or depicting procreation in any evil or good form.

    6. Re:Dont even joke. by Betcour · · Score: 1

      Well, there are guns nuts here, so why not religious nuts ? I have always thought nerds were more open-minded and liberals than the average majority, but then it's wrong, some are plain old-fashionned religious nuts.

  6. Canada should protest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Australia is going to block "be*ver"? The Canadian national animal!!?
    So here is a description of the Canadian nickle:
    It has Queen Elizabeth II on one side and a small fur bearing rodent, which is noted for its engineering skill. (Although it uses damn not f*ck) :)

    1. Re:Canada should protest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Screw simple protesting, I say we send the tank! If they still resist, send in the army! All 3 newfies!

  7. Self-Correcting Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see a problem here. In the long run, this whole censorship mess is self-correcting. Australia will ban anything that offends anyone... which means things like Linux aren't used in Aussieland... which means that the whole country begins to slip behind the rest of the world -- a process accelerated by the brain drain they'll have as smarter people flee to other places... which means their entire society will become much weaker... which means they'll be invaded and conquered by one (or many) of their Asian neighbors whenever the next major war happens... which means the Australian censorship will result in the destruction of the Australian society.

    See? No problem.

    (Oh, you can replace "Australia" with any other country who does similarly stupid things.)

    1. Re:Self-Correcting Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be ok if there weren't clean cut outfits out there like Microsoft just looking for the next big market to squeeze Linux out of. Sure, this law will probably defeat itself, but will we have to fight for user share afterwards?

  8. Other options... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Encrypted web proxies.
    See https://lm.lcs.mit.edu.
    --Scott

  9. Their very own internet, neat and tidy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't people like that start "their very own internet" filled with decent and moraly and politicaly correct content? That way they won't bother the (normal) people that like to live in a "free" world where anybody can say what they like without getting arrested for it. Looks like we need some sort of web based Amnesty International!

  10. satan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They included this so I am assuming that they are Christians. Um.. didn't they just ban the Bible? I thought christians viewed that as a good book?

    1. Re:satan by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Never mind that, it's also a very good reference for non conventional warfare (aka terrorism) - how to poision wells, food, etc

      --
      -- 73 de KG2V For the Children - RKBA! "You are what you do when it counts" - the Masso
    2. Re:satan by Betcour · · Score: 1

      Yep, a good book about sex and violence : The Bible, available freely in most US households, many schools and given to kids who can read good stories about incest, rape, ultra-violent scenes, etc... This book should be R rated - but that won't happen since censorship is not about censoring immoral stuff, it's about censoring stuff deemed immoral by the christians standards.

  11. I've got an even better plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of sending them material that will only reassure them that they passed the right law, why doesn't someone send them polite, well-informed letters asking them to change this law? Harsh tactics will only inspire harsh reactions.

  12. Re:Australia Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Controlling the content on their web sites for the protection of their people reminds me of a few folks I read about in history class...

    When did you graduate? History has changed a lot in the last couple of decades...

  13. Re:My feeling is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    F*ck is _never_ a proper engineering term. I'm against censorship, and definitily not a prig -- but I'm surprised that someone smart enough to kernel-hack has such a small vocabulary.

    Sure it's funny...when you're 14...adults should have better verbal skills.

  14. Re:The Mystical Land of Oz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the proverb says, "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions"... good intentions from some, Hell for all.

    It's not unusual for politicians to attempt to stifle thought that contradicts their sense of the world, and then restrict the whole of humanity using children as the excuse. I'd have difficulty recalling anybody from high school that turned evil simply upon opening his mind... but the unconventional is always targetted by the clueless.

    That, plus perhaps politicians over there are just as willing to ignore rationality, moderation and actual thought; and go for sensationalism, emoting, press conferences and votes as over here in the States -- a tactic loved by defense lawyers and demagogues worldwide.

  15. Re:The List of Banned Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No 'Clinton' ? :-)

  16. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The solution is not to change the comments in the
    Linux source code, it is to change the law in
    the AU. Just because someone passes a stupid law
    you should not need to change what you are doing.
    Why not just say "Black people can just ride on
    the back of the bus".

  17. Re:the wonders of patch..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and next year we will learn that "int"
    has been declared illegal in some other country.
    Do not change the source. I am all for adding
    some new "Fuck Australian censorship!" comments
    in.

  18. Bait me where it hurts, baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why stop at Linux? Let's get slashdot banned too!:

    "Hey Senator Richard Alston: Suck my dick!"

    :-)

  19. Isn't this the country ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who's version of "Funniest Home Videos" had a clip of a kid jerking of a kangaroo? So having the word "fuck" in the source code is much worst.

  20. Re:Censorship applies mostly to web content by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong.

    Advice from the OFLC is that Linux on CD is
    computer software and thus should already
    be rated, as games on CD are now.

    Given the `fuck' exists in both the source
    and binary, an appropiate rating is M (the
    OFLC uses the rating for film, arguing that
    CRTs in computers are no different from
    CRTs in TVs).

    Linux distributors and resellers may be fined
    for selling unrated CD-ROMs.

    Linux downloaded from the web falls under the
    new classification and blocking rules.

    Cheers,
    glen.turner@adelaide.edu.au

  21. I can see the banners now ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux -- rated MA

    (if you are under 15, please get your parent's permission before using an ftp client).



    Cheers,
    Travis

  22. Don't Tell Madeline Albright! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want to get involved in another civil war.

  23. char *fuck; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if 'fuck' was a variable name? A replacement policy may result in namespace conflicts and an inability to compile the kernel! Perhaps it is time to fork kernel (clean tree + dirty tree?)...

    1. Re:char *fuck; by Demona · · Score: 1

      My preference would be to have an install option that provides either the original unexpurgated source, or a bowdlerized-to-your-preference version (fsck, mess, etc as others have suggested). Bring this out in the open, make it really explicit and obvious, part of the main install routine. Shine the light of open inquiry full on it, encourage debate, smile when the censors whine and say, "Yes, and your point is?"

      --
      Fuck Slashdot
    2. Re:char *fuck; by arh9623 · · Score: 1

      When i code, I really like to use wierd and obscure varible names. like for user input I use wtfdyw(what the fuck do you want) etc...
      I dont think that anyone will really worry 'bout source code anyway. I mean who besides us reads it anyway

      Andy

  24. Re:other OSs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, they've demonstrated the opposite. But good that you brought it up.

  25. Re:Australia Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you meant Joe McCarthy, not Eugene.

    You weren't reading very well in History class, now, were you?

    Carry on!

  26. Re:My personal favorite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the better lines from that 80's highschool classic, Heathers. Check it out if you haven't, nice black comedy. =)

  27. Re:Rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No! Don't go saying that and spoiling all the fun here. Can't you see we're having fun peeing all over ourselves in righteous indignation?

    Somebody kick the dude outta here. He's introduced a thread of realism. Next thing you know we'll have to look away from our monitors and notice the real world.

  28. Re:Linux not on web servers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After optimizing compiler:
    switchTo.linux()

  29. Re:The Mystical Land of Oz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As Lenny Bruce once said, "If you can't say 'fuck,' you can't say 'fuck the government.'" As any post-1936 government knows, the best way to disguise a governmental power-grab is to disguise it as something done to protect the citizen/subjects against a perceived threat. All you have to do is convince them the threat exists.

    Interesting--this is probably the first time in my entire on-line life where comparisons to Nazis are sufficiently on-topic not to run afoul of Godwin's Law.

    Cheers, Australia. And remember to thank your government for protecting you from this here furriner who thinks your government should go and fuck itself.

  30. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If reasonable adult Australians find the kernel comments offensive then they should not use the Linux kernel. And now that they know all about morality, they should concider teaching us about such high matters and not leave us in the dark. Humanity will forever be gratefull to them.

  31. Re:Simple Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the word "fuck" better.

  32. Re:My feeling is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hardly. Anyone resorting to foul language, is either dim-witted or the victim of his/her own bad habit. Don't pretend it's a badge of honor or accomplishment -- it's a telling sign of mental dwarfism.

    By the way, I _have_ seen alot of badly messed up code in 15 years of programming. I've never once resorted to the "Seven Deadlies" to comment the original programmer's lack of skill.

  33. Re:I think ALL Unix needs to be banned by Aussies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forget about just Unix, chap. Any operating system will have a 'root directory' which denotes where certain files go.
    Good heavens.. the implications of the phrase 'root directory' are quite undignified.

  34. What a cruel parent!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can a responsible parent deprive his son the right to read the evangelium of Torvalds and his 300 apostles? This beats me.

    As the word ROOT has the same meaning as *uck in Australia and New Zeeland, will he/she also try to prevent him from gaining rootaccess?

  35. In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    It's all about hypocrisy.

    On a related note, I get a real kick out of the Trinity Broadcasting Network...any number of their shows are taped in a studio that looks like a Las Vegas brothel...everything is the color of GOLD. It seems so hypocritical to see a religious institution that alleges concern for the plight of humankind, and yet screams Mo' MONEY Mo' MONEY Mo' MONEY!

    1. Re:In other words... by livitup · · Score: 1

      But GOD gave them that Rolex.

  36. Internet Death Penalty? WOW!... NOT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'd be _silly_ to do an Internet Death Penalty to Australia. It'd block the SSL telnet gateways/steganography channels/hacked p0rn ftp sites we could put up to help them. What we could do is to _flood_ them with p0rn. And, _of course_, _lots_ of open telnet gateways to avoid blocking (is there any good netizen here to go there and _hack_ all the censorware boxes to turn off filtering?)

  37. Something wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi. Back in '92 when I was 15 years old, had the whole Minix/Linux thing going on.
    What's wrong with 14 year olds reading the Linux source code, again?

  38. Spank and Hole? PuhLEASE!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I've seen newsgroup postings discussing the issue of spanking as an acceptable method of discipline for children. And HOLE? What about BLACK holes? What about the Beatles and their movie Yellow Submarine, where one of them mutters, "I've got a hole in me pocket..."? Maybe the prudish little pricks that passed this legislation figured that there'd be too many references with the word ASSHOLE and their own name in close proximity.

  39. pizda.davem.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a good idea who is personally responsible
    for majority of these "fuck" words. I also have
    that person for a friend and I approve his
    actions :)

    BTW, he is consistent in all languages.

    --P

  40. Oh, great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Besides the protection of minors starts at home. You don't want your kids seeing stuff they shouldn't, go online with them.

    You have got no idea on how fscking irritating is to hack something with a non-techie loser watching over your shoulders.

    I HATE EVEN PEOPLE WALKING NEXT TO ME WHEN I'M CODING!!! IF SOMEONE STARTS LOOKING AT THE FSCKING SCREEN I REDUCE ALL THE WINDOWS TO THEIR TITLEBARS AND CHANGE THE SCREEN FOCUS TO HIDE THEM TOO!!!

  41. Re:Outstanding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Double plus ungood!

  42. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Billions of people fuck, shit, and piss every day.
    Get over it. What a bunch of weenies. Fuck you, Australia.

  43. Re:What's more important to you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk about missing the point. It not about the 'right to cuss'. The article about cuss words in linux source, besides the minor point that it could happen, is an example of the absurdity
    that is this legislation & others like it.

    Say hello to the thought police.

  44. Damn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs his ritalin...

    Perhaps some therapy? Do you have feelings of coding inadequacy? I know, it's embarassing for you when people see that you're having trouble keeping track of all those GOTO statments in your BASIC.

    10 PRINT "I'm such a h4x0r!"
    20 GOTO ... Umm...

    posted by: JerkBoB (jerkbob_at_pobox_dot_com_spamfree)

  45. linux is a threat to itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Censorship wouldn't be an issue if the developers of linux conducted themselves like mature adults. GROW UP! If linux is to replace windows in the corporate world, the developers of linux must act responsibly and professionally.

    1. Re:linux is a threat to itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't make it right.

    2. Re:linux is a threat to itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, completely miss the point. The point is not whether Linux has "naughty" words in it, but rather whether some assholes in Canberra can ban gigabytes of useful and innocent information just because they want to seem "tough on porn" to suburban housewives. I do not think that *any* government has the authority to stop me from viewing anything if that material was produced legally.

      The solution is to make this sort of law go away. If the good folk of Australia can not rectify this outrage via legislative means then they ought to dig up the machine guns which they squirreled away when the government "banned guns" and have themselves a wiennie roast.

    3. Re:linux is a threat to itself by The+Original+Bobski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. Seen some of the infantile stuff buried in Windows code?

      --
      satire, n: 1) witty language used to convey insults or scorn; 2) a form of humor lost on most slashdot moderators.
  46. the OS that shagged me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    replace all occurences by shagged and we can
    get banned in the UK also :)

  47. Tomahawks over Canberra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An open letter to Bill Clinton:

    If you need a new place to bomb to divert attention from some domestic issue/sex scandal, you're welcome to Canberra.

    Anonymous Australian.

  48. SHIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i love this -- from /arch/sparc/lib/checksum.S


    /* Sun, you just can't beat me, you just can't. Stop trying,
    * give up. I'm serious, I am going to kick the living shit
    * out of you, game over, lights out.
    */

  49. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not a new distribution with all comments
    removed? It might be called "Fuck free Linux" ;-)

  50. Re:Won't be enforced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Censorship in Australia isn't as bad as the US, its just we've got a conservative government at th emoment, sucking up to a "morals crusader" who holds the balance of power in the senate. I doubt this internet censorship would be enforced much. The "morals crusader" has been voted out and will be going back to his Tasmanian hideaway in about a month.

  51. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solution to the censorship problems in Australia:
    ** Vote Labor next time **

  52. Welcome to our hell :| by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As an australian atmo, I personally feel sick and ashamed to be one. This whole bill was smuggled though while there was a tax debate, which means *no-one* heard about it - and the australian media didn't cover it either :/

    The thing that makes me sick is that this is partially feasable - Telstra (our telco, government owned) bought AARnet a few years ago, which also had the only major non-telstra overseas link. All content coming in goes through either telstra lines, or an ISP's satellite. Telstra can monitor all traffic in over their stuff (approx 80%?), and put ridiculous fines on all non-telstra ISP's (there's another rant about telstra forcing out competitors to its own isp by hiking up its dedicated line charges).

    And yes, i'm considering moving overseas :)

    1. Re:Welcome to our hell :| by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually I would suggest VIOLENT REVOLUTION. As I understand it, you don't have a constitution per se. Perhaps it is time you took back your government using whatever means are necessary and then ENACT a damn constitution to protect yourselves from this kind of crap.

      Besides, it would make for GREAT tv over here in the US!

      :)

    2. Re:Welcome to our hell :| by Martian+Moon+Landing · · Score: 2

      total change of subject here people but, in reference to:

      > This whole bill was smuggled though while there > was a tax debate.

      A similar ploy was recently adopted by the European Union to enable people accused to pan-European fraud to be arrested and taken to any other member country. The law was created in a mainland country and totally undermines one the basic tenants of British (and virtually any other country who's judicial system is based on it) common law - Habius Corpus (badly spelling attack).

      What this means is that somebody can be arrested in Britain or Ireland can face illegal imprisonment, be succeptible to "guilty until proved innocent".

      How did they do it? They hid the documentation amongst a load of boring Budget proposal, and all the British MEPs who no doubt had a big fat lunch on expenses to go to, just signed it away.

      Ah... And we pay for these fuckwits.


      Mark.

  53. Censor themselves?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If they are censoring by keyword search, then they run the risk of censoring legitimate sites, like www.whitehouse.gov or www.senate.gov. Our high school ran into trouble when its favorite censorship software blocked all of the sites the Government class needed to visit. There was also a case where a piece of software blocked all pages with 'cum' on it, cum as in Cum Laud, etc. AOL I think blocked access to 'breast' as in 'breast cancer'. I'd also worry about lawsuits if a not bad site gets blocked and someone sues about it.

    In conclusion, they must not be using a keyword block or they run real risk of looking really silly. Therefore, they must have planned to block by IP address or by sitename. Though I wonder what would happen if you spoofed www.whitehouse.gov for a few hours, they block it by IP, and then 'oops.'

    Q - What happens if someone hacks a site and puts naughty language up on it? Does that site get banned forever?

    -B

    1. Re:Censor themselves?? by LocutusMIT · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "naked" and "Venus." There was even an article in Sky & Telescope that described the editor's test of net-watching programs on the S&T site, which contained sentences like "On a clear night, the planet Venus is able to be seen with the naked eye."

      Needless to say, the site was blocked by nearly all of the programs.

  54. It makes me sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm an Australian ./er, and up to this point I've been quite proud to be from oz. However my somewhat small confidence in our government has been completely removed by the stunt that they've pulled.

    As was said in a previous post, the government has quickly pushed the new law through the senate and completely ignored the *experts*, the nation wide protests, and the general opinion of anyone who gave a damn - oops don't want to get slashdot banned.

    We really need some drastic action down here. I don't know how a law is *removed* but I imagine it's not a quick process :-(

    What do you do when the government ignores you ? I'd be interested to find out what I can do to help our seemingly hopeless situation.

    1. Re:It makes me sick by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      What do you do when the government ignores you?

      I don't know, but when you figure it out let me know because our government in the US doesn't listen to a word I say--I'm not in the majority you see.

    2. Re:It makes me sick by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Well,
      Here in the US (I know it doesn't help you, sorry)
      1st you try the court system
      2nd you lobby
      3rd (and it has never been successfully used, however it was tried once), we have a little thing called the 2nd amendment

      If the 2nd is first, the 1st is second

      --
      -- 73 de KG2V For the Children - RKBA! "You are what you do when it counts" - the Masso
    3. Re:It makes me sick by splutty · · Score: 1

      ---
      What do you do when the government ignores you ? I'd be interested to find out what I can do to help our seemingly hopeless situation.
      ---

      Well.. Generally you go out on the streets, burn down the shops, blow up some cars, rape some government officials' wives, etc.

      Or you could just use PGP, or even better yet, translate all the so called offensive words into a different language, and tell people to use babelfish to get the original.

      So what about these nice japanes Lolita sites. They can't be banned, since I'm sure their filtering software doesn't support the Japanese WC set.

      *smirk* This is all so unbelievable stupid that it's simple.. Well. Unbelievable. And these people run Australia? Man, I'm scared.. Anyone up for a fund raiser to get all out Australian friends out of there?

      Mad.

      --
      Coz eternity my friend, is a long *ing time.
    4. Re:It makes me sick by smurfix · · Score: 1

      ok

      put me on the list, get me OUTTA here, NZ will be MORE than adequate!

  55. I've got a better plan.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Send them pictures of wildlife like beavers.. Gothic archetecture of europe... MIT's hacks... maybe greek mythology any thing with nymph in it... Recipies with pork or those which need a pot...
    well just go through http://www.anatomy.usyd.edu.au/danny/freedom/censo rware/ifilter.html

  56. Let's see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Precedent:

    1. Serbia violates civil rights of Kosovar citizenry.
    2. US & NATO bombs the crap out of Serbia.

    The Case:

    1. Australian Government violates civil rights
    of Australian citizenry.
    2. ...

    1. Re:Let's see by clawson · · Score: 1

      ...have no fear.

      Value of Serbian Economy to US economy...

      Value of Australian Economy to US economy...

      The US tends to not strike out against trading partners...

      ...which explains why we sit on our hands while Pakistan and India (with China in the wings) with WWIII, as we'll be sucked in one way or the other...

  57. Coffee and a fruit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    amaretto and cherry are banned?
    WTF?
    "Ve muzt pertekt zhe citishenry vrom foreign fewds!!?!?!"

  58. 'Reasonable' is defined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

    > "reasonable effort" is undefined I believe

    It is extremely well defined, "reasonable" being
    a precise legal term, much like hackers regard
    "word" as a precise CPU term. Three clauses of
    the legilsation deal with "reasonable".

    Essentially, reasonable effort is the blocking of
    access to the site using the best available,
    commercially viable technology within 6pm of
    the next business day after the ABA notifies
    you that an overseas site is to be blocked.

    More worrying is that the same deadline is
    attached to an ABA direction to prevent
    access to "all similar material"!

    You miss the point with the Linux source. It
    will be rated M if it contains the word
    "fuck". The guidelines of the Office of
    Film and Literature Classificaton are clear
    (and on the web at www.oflc.gov.au).

    Linux distributors are currently breaching the
    law: (1) they are selling M-rated software
    on CD without a classification appearing on
    the CD and (2) they are selling M-rated
    material to people under 16.

    When the Broadcast Service Act amendments
    pass the House of Reps then major Linux
    sites such as mirror.aarnet.edu.au will
    also be M-rated. This isn't of much
    concern, as the age-verification steps are
    only required for R-rated material.

    None of the above means that I agree with
    the govt's stupidity (and I have been interviewed
    on AU TV and radio saying as much). But it is
    important to get the facts right, especially
    in a forum like slashdot that seems to contain
    more emotion than the considered logical
    thought that programmers are notorious for.
    People sprouting the wrong facts simply undermine
    the case for those of us arguing with the
    correct facts.

    Cheers,
    glen.turner@adelaide.edu.au

  59. ...and names such as "Pamela" by Gleef · · Score: 3

    According to the article, the filtering software favored by the Ausie censors bans things with "names such as Pamela". Are they completely out of their head?!?

    I guess they don't want to hear about the international space station project (one of the Astronauts is Lt. Col. Pamela Ann Melroy).

    There goes Australian Women's Lib history, where Pamela Denoon was apparently a major player.

    I wonder if it will also filter out info on the PAMELA Magnetic Spectrometer, scheduled for launch two years from now.

    Do these censors have any idea how stupid they look when they suggest things like this.

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    1. Re:...and names such as "Pamela" by Erbo · · Score: 1
      Now I'm offended...as a person who is engaged to be married to a woman named Pamela, I deplore this kind of simple-minded thinking.

      My fiancee's friend in Australia would be unable to read her poetry, because the page is called "Pamela's Book of Poetry" and each one of the pages has her name on it, in the copyright statement.

      Incidentally, we once had her picture up on our page in an image file called "pamela.jpg". We started getting tons of hits on that one image file, probably from people looking for images of Ms. Anderson-Lee. I solved this problem by renaming the image file...

      Eric
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    2. Re:...and names such as "Pamela" by zCyl · · Score: 2

      Interestingly enough, a quick search on hotbot returned over 4,000 hits for "Pamela Australia history" I can definitely see the social advantage of blocking out educational material, people might accidently learn something.

    3. Re:...and names such as "Pamela" by Betcour · · Score: 1

      Let's ban all Play-boy centerfold girls first names... that should block about 90% of the Web content.

  60. They'll have to ban FreeBSD too then... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1
    [root@3jane] 4:54:55pm /usr/src/sys/> grep -i fuck `find . -name "*.c"`
    ./i386/isa/aic6360.c: /* Things are seriously fucked up.




    - A.P.
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  61. Re:the wonders of patch..... by aldain · · Score: 1

    What's next, running strings on all binaries looking for obscene material?

    Well... the word 'binaries' itself is on the banned list ( here), so I guess that would be unnecessary. If they do decide to allow linux, it would have to be source-only distributions. Wonder what Microsoft will say about this.... :)

    Ah well. Other horrible (and thus banned) words: mushroom. toys. leather. newsgroup. doom. web. shy. search. fist. glamour. beer. jenny...

    Ouch. My head hurts.

  62. Re:The Mystical Land of Oz by jandrese · · Score: 1

    It already is offensive in many parts of Northern Virginia. Lots and lots of people up here with a very large stick inhabiting their rectal cavity willing to go to court at the drop of a hat. This is due, in large part, to the large number of political extremists who like to hang around Congress trying to push their own agendas. I suspect other countries have a similar situitation around their lawmaking bodies, hence laws like this.

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  63. Re:I wonder... by jandrese · · Score: 1

    I think it would be hilarious if the Austrailan parlament (that is what you use down there isn't it?) suddenly had an AdultCheck id on their main site because their webmaster was named Pamela or whatever, the list of words is large enough that virtually no site with content can escape.

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  64. Why stop there? by Bill+Currie · · Score: 1
    This legislation threatens us all (as a test case for liberal democracy) and MUST BE STOPPED BY ALL MEANS REASONABLE.

    What, only reasonable means? What about nice, unreasonable means such as revolution.

    Unfortunatly, Australia does not (AIUI) have a liberal democracy. Australia is like a giant prison and the politians are prison wardens. The only thing that has changed in the 211 years since its colonization is it is no longer ruled by England and the prisoners get to vote (not that it does them any good). The deomocracy is a facade.

    Thankfully, I managed to escape after 7 years `imprisonment'. actually, it wasn't quite that bad, but I could feel the oppression. I've now been in NZ for almost 5 years, and though I rather like it here, I'm starting to wander. Our `esteemed leader', Jenny Shipley (haha, she'll be banned to:), seems to be very pro oppression. She may be NZ's first female primeminister, but from what I've heard, she's very unpopular amoungst the NZ women. My point here is I'm worried about NZ following in Australia's footsteps (she's very pro christianity too (as in the oppressive sort, I realize there are more liberal sorts out there)).

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  65. Censoring to much... by Agrajag · · Score: 1

    I personally detest censorship, especially on the net, but I wish people who tried to do it would at least be smart (I know, an oxymoron..) while trying to block out 'unsuitable' stuff they're also blocking out some of the most useful resources on the Internet, like information on gothic architecture, or looking up information on a long lost relative with the first name of Pamela.

    `Jag

  66. I've got a plan.. by farrellj · · Score: 0

    Let's find the email addresses of every member and fuctionary of their parliament and send them porn. Let's find every law official and send them porn, let's find everyone and anyone who would be involved with this stupid law and send them porn...let's make their filtering software overload, make their email system useless, and make sure to put in a message about how important free speech is on the Internet.

    ttyl
    Farrell

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  67. I wonder... by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

    how much Australian legislation would fail to pass the filter?

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  68. My personal favorite... by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by NJViking:

    ./arch/sparc64/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */

    1. Re:My personal favorite... by _Lewellyn · · Score: 1

      OK... I just went through and did a 'grep -r fuck *' in the 2.3.5 source tree. Out of 21 matches (well 24 really, but 3 were just duplications between drivers/scsi/esp.c and drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c so I won't include them): 2 were IRIX-specific (of all things!), 4 were Sparc and 5 were Sun. That makes a total of 9 Sun 'fuck's. That's about 42%, any magic here?

      Damn, just wasted another 2 cents that I don't have...

      Rev. Lewellyn

      BTW, my favorite line is:
      arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c: * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...

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    2. Re:My personal favorite... by Josh+Turpen · · Score: 1

      My favorite is the ratio. Look how much swearing goes on in /arch/sparc and /arch/sparc64 compared to the other architectures. Sparcs must really be frustrating at the system level ;)

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    3. Re:My personal favorite... by hbruijn · · Score: 2
      Files which contain fuck in the linux source tree:
      • /usr/src/linux/lib/vsprintf.c
      • /usr/src/linux/drivers/net/sunhme.c :821
        /* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface like this. Good job guys...
      • /usr/src/linux/drivers/block/cmd640.c :15
        * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
        * to work on every motherboard design that uses this screwed chip seems
        * bloody well impossible. However, we're still trying.
      • /usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/esp.c :2420
        /* I think I have things working here correctly. Even partial transfers
        * within a buffer or sub-buffer should not upset us at all no matter
        * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
        */
      • /usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c:2589
        /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
        * data transfers if we try to flush the fifo now.
      • /usr/src/linux/drivers/cdrom/sbpcd.c :4827
        /* take out our request so no other */
        /* task can fuck it up GTL */
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/i386/kernel/mtrr.c
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/process.c
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c :65
        /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c :813
        /* XXX No fucking way dude... */
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/mips/kernel/irixioctl.c
        * irixioctl.c: A fucking mess...
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/mips/sgi/kernel/setup.c
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/mips/sgi/prom/tags.c
        /* XXX This tag thing is a fucking rats nest, I'm very inclined to completely
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/process.c
      • /usr/src/linux/fs/binfmt_aout.c
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c :285
        /* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/ptrace.c :335
        /* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/binfmt_aout32 .c:286
        /* Fuck me plenty... */
      • /usr/src/linux/arch/sparc64/mm/init.c :797
        /* Fucking losing PROM has more mappings in the TLB, but
        * it (conveniently) fails to mention any of these in the
        * translations property.

      English is not my 1st language, but AFAIK these are common expressions of frustration

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  69. Mostly sparc by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by NJViking:

    Have you noticed most of the greps are from the sparc part of the source tree? Hehehehe..

    -= NJV =-

  70. Re:Nothing sed cannot cure by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by NJViking:

    Actually:
    sed s/fuck/fsck/g would do even.

  71. Maybe AOL should move there... by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Brendan Byrd/SineSwiper:

    I mean, they have the same censorship laws. Austrailia Online?

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    1. Re:Maybe AOL should move there... by Gelf · · Score: 1

      Heh, they already did ;)

  72. So long to the TABs by gavinhall · · Score: 1

    Posted by Kilbert:

    In the June 1999 issue of Linux Journal they had an article(page 82) about the Totalisator Administration Board(TAB) of Queensland using Linux for their betting booths. Now wouldn't censorship put all of these guys and gals' hard work to nothing? I'm sure the representitaves in Austrailia like to indulge in a little betting after the daily round of votes...but I could be wrong.

    later,
    Kilbert

  73. The Mystical Land of Oz by sterwill · · Score: 1

    "anarchy," "gothic," "pierced" and "tattoo?" Yeah, dangerous and harmful words if I ever had to choose them. I had no idea the legislature down there was so backwards; just why, exactly, do they feel the need for these token moral crusades? The policitians admit they know their plans aren't even close to feasable, but they're in it for the press anyway.

    1. Re:The Mystical Land of Oz by sjames · · Score: 1

      I sure hope the kids don't have to do a report on architecture. I wonder how long it will take for sentences like "Our representatives behave like Nazis" to become offensive?

    2. Re:The Mystical Land of Oz by MaxZ · · Score: 2
      >"anarchy," "gothic," "pierced" and "tattoo?"
      Ha ha! That basically prevents people in Australia from studying
      • Russian History - Anarchists were a fairly popular party in early 20th century;
      • Gothic Architecture - let's see a Notre Dame home page blocked
      • Information on Ear Piercing - which is still acceptable for the prudes who think holes in ears are any better than holes in noses, brows, bellybuttons or wherever.
      • Information on African cultures where tatoos were commonly used for ceremonial purposes.

      As usual, the pols royally fuck up anything they do. (If I was then, I would ban any discussion of that law - just to make sure) mAx

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    3. Re:The Mystical Land of Oz by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of a bit from the Pratchett/Gaiman novel Good Omens:

      ...the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.*

      *This is not actually true. The road to hell is paved with frozen door-to-door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it.

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    4. Re:The Mystical Land of Oz by Edd · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the official homepage of the Edinbugh Military tattoo. Amongst the fabulous gothic architecture of Edinburgh Castle, a single bugle call rang out, it pierced the hearts of many of the emotional crowd. Suddenly, a band started up and the anarchy in the crowd disappered as all ears turned to listen to the marthing band.

      Ok, so I was stretching it a bit there, but you get the point.

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  74. the wonders of patch..... by soren.harward · · Score: 1

    Big fscking deal. This can be fixed easily in the next kernel release with:

    - /* Fuck Australian censorship! */
    + /* Fsck Australian censorship! */

    What's next, running strings on all binaries looking for obscene material?

    1. Re:the wonders of patch..... by JennyFreeman · · Score: 1

      What the fsck am i suppost to do then?

  75. hehe... my personal favorite - linux 2.2.9 by smash · · Score: 1

    $ grep -i 'fuck' `find /usr/src/linux -name *.h -print` /usr/src/linux/include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h:/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */

    :)

    as for the censorship laws over here... well heh. i think there are going to be some very red faces :)

    smash

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  76. Fight back wit FreeNet! by Sanity · · Score: 1
    Anyone interested in how technology could be used to combat Australian and other censorship should check out FreeNet.

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  77. jd by jd · · Score: 1

    Actually, Linux should be safe. Comments do not exist in the binary versions, so only the source is a problem. Minimal distributions can be made binary-only, with "full" distributions including source. (That's legal, as GPL doesn't -REQUIRE- you to bundle source & binary, merely have the source available.)

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    1. Re:jd by _Lewellyn · · Score: 1

      However, it would be more difficult to perform age verification for the source if it were not bundled with the binaries.

      Just my 2 cents. (Give or take a penny.)

      Rev. Lewellyn

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  78. Re:Nothing sed cannot cure by Defiler · · Score: 1

    sed s/fsck/fuck/g might cause some problems, though. ;)

  79. God help the University of Sussex by Epeeist · · Score: 1

    or Middlesex come to that.

    Hmm.. I wonder if any of the Australian cricket team are playing for Essex this year?

    1. Re:God help the University of Sussex by weecol · · Score: 1

      if url substrings are looked at my site's in trouble. :(

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  80. Re:OK here's the story for all you non-AU types... by acb · · Score: 1

    Not to mention Richard Alston, the communications minister and architect of this oppressive law. I foresee a Big Brother Award for him.

    Your computer has been Alstoned.

  81. HAHAHAHHAHAH by manitee · · Score: 1

    If there were a fewk occurrences in the linux source tree, can you imagine the Win9x source?

    kerlel32.dll:8 /* this code fscking sucks */
    kernel32.dll:9 /* damn this fscking code */
    kernel32.dll:11 /* i am 9 years old and have been kidnapped to write fscking code - halp! */

    hah hah hahh

    coding is by nature a violent act - getting the machine to do what you want, how you want. A few explatives are bound to erupt from any given programmer.

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    1. Re:HAHAHAHHAHAH by Siege · · Score: 1

      coding is by nature a violent act - getting the machine to do what you want, how you want.

      Not so. Coding is, by nature, an act of both creation and control. And the violence arises when what control you thought you had slips.

      Which is why practice and study help. And that's why my own code sucks odd rocks (translation: can't practice, no study).

  82. Re:not exactly.. by cynical · · Score: 1
    Actually, the article says (close to the end):

    While this more or less answers my question about restricting Linux -- which will probably be the first operating system to be rated MA for coarse language [...]

    The US ratings system and the Aussie system are not exactly comparable. Aus-MA is *roughly* like the US-R, except that it's 15 and up (US=17/18 and up), and US-R can include harder stuff than it sounds like Aus-MA can. The US doesn't have an M rating, but it does have a PG13 rating, which seems to be a little more restrictive than an Aus-M.

    The Australian R is the weird one, because -- as I point out in the article (yeah, I'm the one who wrote it) -- it's so ambiguously broad. The entire legal description of the Australian R rating for film is:

    Film (other than X or RC) containing material that is unsuitable for minors.

    How does that apply to web content? What is "unsuitable", and who decides? My article was really just an attempt, in a semi-humorous way, to show how ridiculous censorship laws are.

    --Jamais Cascio
    My home page, with links to other articles

  83. Deja vu all over again by Ray+Dassen · · Score: 2
    LWN already include an f-word analysis in their October 15, 1998 kernel section.

    There is nothing more effective in disabling the restraint I usually exercise in my use of language than fucking political morons trying to regulate what their tiny minds cannot comprehend, and thus fear.

    1. Re:Deja vu all over again by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      I'll say it's deja vu.

      In my Intro to C class (Dammit Jim, I'm a graphic designer, not a programmer!) I tended to refer in my comments to certain parts of code being bitches to write properly, etc.

      Never figured out recursive loops until halfway through the exam at which point my eyes were opened and i aced that part of the test. Good timing that.

      Anyhow, I got marked down by one of the assholes^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H TA's for this. I couldn't believe it!

      So I have personal experience with this. Knocked me out of my socks when I saw it on Salon.

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  84. The List of Banned Words by Chakotay · · Score: 5

    it can be found here. they threw a dictionary through the filter... let me list a few of the more stunning ones...

    adult
    alcohol
    amaretto
    amateur
    anarchy
    anus
    aryan
    available
    babe
    banging
    bangle
    bare
    bastard
    beaver
    beer
    bikini
    binaries
    blonde
    bloody
    bomb
    bottom
    bra
    bud
    buxom
    chat
    cherry
    chicks
    cigar
    circumcise
    conception
    condom
    destined
    doom
    dynamite
    enema
    eros
    escort
    explosive
    fantasies
    fist
    flesh
    fondle
    free
    frigid
    geisha
    gin
    girlie
    girls
    glamour
    gothic
    grenade
    gun
    hack
    hacker
    heroine [no more female heros?]
    hole
    homo
    incest
    intercourse
    jenny [???]
    kill
    killer
    kissing
    klan
    klux
    knights [???]
    knives
    ku
    latex
    leather
    lesbian
    lingerie
    liquor
    lover

    well, you get the picture... it's f***ing outrageous.


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    1. Re:The List of Banned Words by Kye · · Score: 2

      Okay, I know I'm probably wrong, but isn't this filer only applicable to the search engine http://www.iseek.com.au ?

      Unless the government bans foreign search engines, the filter list is not a problem. Sites will be banned based on ratings by the ABA (i think). Also, AFIK the legislation doesn't mention filter lists anywhere.

      Of course having said that, We're still fucked hdown here. (of course the definition of ISP in the legislation is one that supplies content to the PUBLIC. Setup a private ISP and you shouldn't have filtering problems. I don't think the Legislation mentions filtering on the backbone...

    2. Re:The List of Banned Words by dr_strangelove · · Score: 1

      But...

      Hell, I thought "fucked" *WAS* a valid engineering term! Like, "This unit is totally fucked."

      But there's no excuse for using bad language. Mommy Govt will wash you widdle mouf out with soap, kiddies...



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    3. Re:The List of Banned Words by EricWright · · Score: 1

      So I guess any references to my old Ford Escort are right out!

      Eric

    4. Re:The List of Banned Words by dos+equis · · Score: 1

      Well Jenny must be for Jennycam. But what about
      knights?

  85. Re:Please Help! by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
    One version (there are a lot) of the original quote is:
    In Germany, they first came for the communists,
    and I didn't speak up
    because I wasn't a communist.
    Then they came for the Jews,
    and I didn't speak up
    because I wasn't a Jew.
    Then they came for the trade unionists,
    and I didn't speak up
    because I wasn't a trade unionist.
    Then they came for the Catholics,
    and I didn't speak up
    because I wasn't a Catholic.
    Then they came for me -- and by that time there was nobody left to speak up for me.
    The author is Rev. Martin Niemoller.

    There's a good version of it for modern times by Alara Rogers that I like, and have hanging around somewhere:

    First they came for the hackers.
    But I never did anything illegal with my computer,
    so I didn't speak up.
    Then they came for the pornographers.
    But I thought there was too much smut on the Internet anyway,
    so I didn't speak up.
    Then they came for the anonymous remailers.
    But a lot of nasty stuff gets sent from anon.penet.fi,
    so I didn't speak up.
    Then they came for the encryption users.
    But I could never figure out how to work PGP anyway,
    so I didn't speak up.
    Then they came for me. And by that time there was no one left to speak up.

    Google is really useful, let me tell you.

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  86. Re:Usenet and /. agree... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

    Well, one reason that people bow down to the man is that they have too much to lose. Taxes now are scads higher than they were during the times leading up to the Revolutionary War. And people accept it because, I think, they've got too much to lose. Our leaders back then were smugglers, firebrands, freethinkers....

    The two routes that the state tends to drive rebels down are to either make the burden placed on the people so great that it crosses a threshold, or to take away anything that was holding him back. A classic example: Luke is unwilling to even go to Mos Eisley with Obi-Wan, until he discovers that his aunt and uncle are dead. Then he helps bring down the Empire. Me, I'm on the threshold route myself, and while I am majorly pissed off at the government, corporations, etc. I'm not doing anything. Yet.

    Anyhow, as for Civil Disobedience, there's one thing that really cheeses me off about that. A *good* practicioner of it will break the law, and willingly accept his punishment. That's what keeps it civil, people. To break the law because the law is not just, but to accept the law because the law still deserves some respect in a general sense.

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  87. OTOH you do get a receipt by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1
    There's a great file at textfiles on computer humor. This is the relevant entry:

    From: kevinf@cognos.uucp (Kevin Ferguson)
    Subject: Why you don't put program developers in PR
    Date: 15 Feb 89

    DISCLAIMER: So help me God, this is the absolute truth. I should know, because I was there.

    Many moons ago (1982), I was on contract as a P/A to one of those credit card companies that shall remain nameless. I was attached to the project that was completely rewriting the billing process. The approved implementation included a massive number of database tables that the Credit Department would maintain to control their billing cycles, appearance of the statement for different types of customers, interest charge calculation, and so on, ad nauseum.

    Well, as the project trundled on toward completion, the end user became aware of the manpower effort that would be required to initialize all of these tables. (In retrospect, their reaction was really quite excessive.) Our illustrious Project Manager said at the time, "No problem. We'll just promote the TestBed environment." I'm sure that you can imagine our reaction, as the mischievous minds of programmers tend to generate humorous testing environments.

    Sure enough, despite all of the programmers's and testers's objections, the TestBed environment was promoted to Production "...with those changes that are deemed necessary by the Credit Department." Apparently, they did not catch all of the "necessary changes" because in the first week, the Credit Department mailed 1,500 statements to delinquent customers with the Reminder Notice: "Pay up, or we'll rape your wife."

    Judging by the memo that was distributed to the MIS Department following this debacle, the rest of the organization failed to see the humor in this.

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  88. .au? by rodbegbie · · Score: 1

    Am i the only person who wondered WTF a sound format had to do with Linux getting banned?

    rOD!

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    1. Re:.au? by Ilmari · · Score: 1

      FYI: its .au as in the top level domain for Australia...
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  89. I should add... by David+Gould · · Score: 1


    When I read Stallman's paper ( The URL again), I got the impression that when he removed the obscenities from the GNU Emacs source code, he wasn't really afraid that he'd face a quarter-million-dollar fine and five years in prison if he failed to do so.

    I thought it was pretty obvious that he was more making fun of the stupidity of the law, as well as, more seriously, arguing how truly bad it was, by pointing out what anybody, even Senator Exon, must see as an absurd consequence.

    I am partly responding to a couple of posts above, which seem to be responding in genuine fear to the possibility that the Linux source code would be banned in Australia. This is obviously absurd, and I got the impression that this article also was using this example to show how awful the law is, but not actually suggesting that it would happen. It's not "When we put in these filters, Linux source will be blocked," but rather "If we were to put in these filters, Linux source would be blocked, so we clearly cannot do that."

    Then again, it often happens that just when I think I've become entirely disillusioned, something happens that shocks me anyway, showing that I still had some ideals left -- something that I thought was plain common sense actually turns out to be idealism. Could this be the case here? I mean, what kind of idiots have you got running things down there? Or do I not want to know?

    David Gould

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    1. Re:I should add... by smurfix · · Score: 1

      >Could this be the case here? I mean, what kind of idiots
      >have you got running things down there? Or do I not want to know?


      all i can say to this is "Ignorance is bliss"

  90. CDA forced RMS to censor Emacs by David+Gould · · Score: 2


    Check out Richard Stallman's response to the USA's Communications Decency Act of 1996:
    Censoring My Software

    He found himself in the same situation. The gist is that the GNU Emacs package includes a copy of Weizenbaum's Eliza program, which has a feature to detect profane and obscene words and admonish the user to "watch your language, please". Of course, in order for this to work, the code has to contain a list of such words, which makes it obscene.

    So, RMS distributed a special CDA-compliant version, whose Doctor program had that feature removed. Ironically, this means that if you swear at the new version, it will swear back at you, where the "obscene" version would not.

    I suppose this would have applied to Linux source as well, but GNU Emacs is the example that he chose to focus on at the time, and it works for the Australian situation now, as well. In a way, it is an even better example than the Linux source, because in Eliza, the obscenities are actually integral parts of the program's function, and especially because of the irony of the fact that removing them actually makes it possible for the program to output obscenities.

    David Gould

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  91. They banned gothic ?!? by LizardKing · · Score: 2

    That's me fscked then :

    http://www.incubation.demon.co.uk/

    ... should show why.

    But anyway, what about gothic architecture?
    Literature? I know some Ann Radcliffe (18th
    century novelist) is a bit arse, but this is
    plain daft.


    Chris Wareham

  92. Nothing sed cannot cure by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

    In the highly unlikely event that this would actually be a problem, sed s/fuck/mess/g woyld probably be simple cure.

    I'm a bit shocked to find out that words such as tattoo, pierced and even Pamela are on the to-be-blocked lists though. I see the relation between those words and the filthy material.. but then we could block almost every word including Bill, Monica, cigar, president, beach... and of course all biological references to certain bodyparts.

    Censorship based on words only is not only wrong, but also stupid.

    1. Re:Nothing sed cannot cure by Catullus · · Score: 1
      It's absolutely ridiculous. Although it is quite funny that blocking "Pamela" would not allow the classic book of the same name written hundreds of years ago to be published online. And the book was about morals :)

      Having said that, I'm sure many countries' censorship laws are equally stupid, they're just ignored as required.

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  93. Re:The 2-Linux crew tour: Banned in Austral-I-A by matthewg · · Score: 1

    Here now, I was just trying to read about Australian stupidity, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

  94. In fact... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

    Why not ban MS file formats altogether? I mean, if we are going to censor let's censor something that actually does damage: non-standard "standards." Certainly does a lot more damage than Pamela and "available" (come on...available?)

  95. Re:MS Source Code! by Demona · · Score: 1

    Indeed, that's the biggest reason I'd like to see the Windows source made public despite my wish that the gubmint would laissez frigging faire already... I want to see all those juicy comments! As a non programmer I made a hobby out of collecting fun comments and error messages... Lost my collection of comments, still have the other. Another public archive should be started of these, perhaps.

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  96. Usenet and /. agree... by Demona · · Score: 1
    When relatively trivial behavior is declared a crime, everyone and their brother with a lick of good sense and principles -- as well as those who have nothing better to do, and those for whom rebellion is a trivial hobby rather than a thoughtful lifestyle -- will jump at the opportunity to safely show their Resistance to The Man. When the CDA originally passed, hundreds of Usenetters added "ObObscenities" to their signatures.

    But how many have the guts to smoke a joint or shoot heroin on the courthouse steps? Or give out free needles/food/bibles/whatever without a "permit"? Or help human beings escape from tyranny to potential freedom? Or stand in front of the tanks even when they know their chances are Slim to None?

    Victimless crime laws encourage general disrespect for law, and deservedly so. The more petty and harmless the "crime", the more the public is treated like a child, the more it will start acting like one; and the greater the crackdown, the greater the numbers and extent of the backlash. But when it comes to the big issues, it takes an explicit gun in the face for some people to Just Say No...and all too many meekly, willingly cooperate in their own enslavement and destruction. As James Donald said on Cypherpunks, if just one "tax serf" out of every hundred said No to the IRS and backed it up when pushed to the wall, the house of cards would collapse.

    This reminds me of Jamie McCarthy's take on modern-day "civil disobedience" in (Computer Underground Digest? Politech? Can't find the article offhand). Instead of taking the risks of getting hammered with firehoses and tear gas, today's rebels try to overload web servers and scribble/urinate on the pages contained therein. How long before "civil disobedience" becomes a banned search term somewhere? What about places where people WISH that was all they had to worry about?

    Having said all that, as someone else (Will Rodgers?) said, "Profanity is the crutch of the ignorant, but every once in a while you've got to talk to one of those ignorant motherfuckers."

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    1. Re:Usenet and /. agree... by Demona · · Score: 1
      Oh, you just had to throw in a StarWars reference. AIee!

      Each situation and person are different, so we each look at our circumstances (and sometimes our principles) to make a decision. Sometimes it's best to be as public as possible, go along with the system except where it would egregiously violate other rights you have in the courtroom, and "work within the system". One can always make a case for a given situation that the utility and/or morality of remaining free to continuously "break the law" is greater than that which might be served by fighting a public battle against both the guns of the government and the tides of public opinion, depending on the offense in question and how one's chosen physical community views the "crime" -- witness the end of the movie _Homegrown_ -- the pot growers lose their stash before selling it, but the actions of the crowd of bystanders save them from being apprehended as they are "absorbed into" the crowd. Very nice, effectively shot scene; on the other hand, the average geek who doesn't talk much to his neighbors would have few friends to help him out if he's accused of pirating/warez/viruses/etc. Also, some people may not care about how their freedom affects the rest of the world in any positive way -- all they want is the negative, to be left alone and return the courtesy -- but the impulses of charity and cooperation are just as strong, and actually burn brighter when not forced upon us.

      I do think that public resistance is more often than not both more effective and more appropriate, but I wouldn't begrudge anyone else to choose differently as long as they were harming none through their actions. "Juris precepta sunt haec: honeste vivere, alterum non laedere, suum cuique." (These are the precepts of Law: To live honorably, to hurt no one, to render everyone their due.) It also helps that if done properly, legal battle can have a very effective cost-benefit ratio; the downside is that generally it only makes a difference for the specific individual in that case, since most really juicy cases get thrown out one way or another before advancing high enough to set any real precedent of substance for the populace at large.

      But then again, there really isn't one person in a hundred that really wants to be free. Anarchy and chaos without "the right laws"? Poppycock. Just more respect for law, and more lawful behavior... all it takes is reversing the trends of the "law enforcement growth industry" (more laws, more laws, until everyone's a criminal).

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  97. No typesetting languages? by Michel · · Score: 1
    Latex is banned... So that means you can't use the LaTeX typesetting language anymore?

    This would be funny if it wasn't so incredibly stupid.

  98. Linux not on web servers by grahamm · · Score: 1

    How many web servers are going to serve up the Linux source? I doubt that it will be many.
    The article states that the new law will apply content served by web servers, or this yet another case of people assuming that "web" and "internet" are synonymous?

    1. Re:Linux not on web servers by Mad+Browser · · Score: 1

      Kernel.org offers http downloads.

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    2. Re:Linux not on web servers by Tyggerjai · · Score: 1

      Um, the article is a little misleading, then. The law refers to the Internet. Not the web. The Internet. That's the scary bit. smtp, http, ftp, gopher, telnet, you name it.... Https, ssl, anything that moves between two puters over a phone line. My personal email included, btw...

  99. Re:My feeling is... by llywrch · · Score: 1

    >F*ck is _never_ a proper engineering term. I'm against censorship, and definitily not a prig -- but I'm surprised that
    >someone smart enough to kernel-hack has such a small vocabulary.

    At my job for a now-defunct telephony equipment vendor, one of the engineers showed me some source code with ``unprofessional" comments in it. In a nutshell, one of the programmers had used potty-language in the opening comments to vent frustration about some aspect of the project.

    And a friend of mine, who writes Cobal for a living, once told me a tale or two about the comments he found in the code he had to maintain.

    And then there was some suspicion that one reason it took Netscape so long to release the source code to their browser was that they had to grep for naughty words in the comments. Anyone want to bet that DOS/Windows/Windows NT is entirely free of said comments?

    When's it's 3:00am after an 18- or 20-hour shift, & a programmer has spent half of that banging your head against a wall, I sincerely doubt he (or she) will mince his/her words in the documentation. Just be glad he or she has commented the difficult spots!


    Geoff

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  100. Re:Ooh, I'm banned! by UncleRoger · · Score: 2
    Before I became an adult, I used to like these amaretto cookies. Of course, they don't have any alcohol in them, so they are available at any grocer's.

    Meanwhile, I am an amateur musician. The cables running around my keyboards and synths look like anarchy itself. I don't play that much anymore. We have a friend living with us who has a babe of 10 months who just loves banging on things. She crawls around in her bare feet and likes watching leave it to beaver.

    I'm afraid I have a bit of a beer belly, so I don't wear the bikini style swimsuits I did in high school. I guess that's what happens when you sit around compiling source code into binaries instead of throwing a long bomb on the football field. Oh well, I haven't hit bottom yet, while my wife is no blonde bombshell, she's pretty good looking.

    My bud and I were chatting the other day about how he should get one of those bra things for the front of his cherry red corvette. Then his twin girls came out to show us pictures of the the baby chicks they had hatched at school.

    I'm kinda glad I don't live in Oz -- I'd never be able to put out the San Francisco Free List.

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  101. Please Help! by RedOctober · · Score: 1

    I'm also an Aussie ./er, and I think that soon we may need the help of hackers overseas to try to beat this law.

    We'll need plenty of public proxy servers to get around this law and prove to these dickless people that you can't censor the net.

    You'll be doing yourself a favour too if you help. Think what would happen if censorship in Australia actually worked: it'd become a precedent for other countries to follow suit, and before long you may find yourself also under censorship.

    This is much bigger than just Australia!

    1. Re:Please Help! by rabidMacBigot() · · Score: 1
      You're absolutely right; it is much, much bigger than just one nation. It is a precedent for any nation.

      There's a quote from one of the victims of the Holocaust (his name escapes me at the moment) that is quite relevant here...

      They came for the N, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't an N.
      Where N is a group of "undesirables" (according to Nazi Germany). Eventually, all of the "undesirables" are gone and they come for him...
      And then they came for me, and there was nobody left to speak up
      Rarely is any evil of any magnitude perpetrated quickly; rights must be restricted gradually to keep most people from noticing. They also like to hide behind a veil of false morality: "You don't approve of our new legislation? So, you're trying to say that you promote child pornography and drug use?"

      This should be a very scary thing for all of us. How do we combat it? Notice. Care. Speak out. If the people who would take our rights away aren't stopped, they'll continue, because they'll think nobody cares. And they'll be right.

  102. Re:not exactly.. by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

    Then perhaps some X rated JPGs need to be encoded in the Linux source so it IS deemed offensive.

    As I see it, Linux is a big economic benefit to Australia right now. Causing Linux to be illegal in Australia would slap some idiot legislators upside the head with the realities of their stupidity.

  103. Re:aarnet is not telstra! by arivanov · · Score: 1

    Why the does this all sound like eastern europe to me ;-)
    A state ISP and a "supposedly not state" academic network. All eastern europe countries used to be like that ;-)
    I will not comment on how did this influence their Internet development ;-)

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  104. Shhhhh... They may be listening by joshv · · Score: 2

    Oh great, now the cat is out of the bag. Soon they will discover that the entire source of Linux is actually a heavily encrypted MPEG featuring bill Clinton in compromising positions with various Little Rock secretaries.

    -josh

  105. Re:My feeling is... by WebFetus · · Score: 1

    ONCE AGAIN...

    Use of vulgarities is not an indication of a small vocabulary. It is use of expressive words. Nothing more, nothing less. You obviously don't know enough people with large word lists.

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  106. tattoo is filtered? by josepha48 · · Score: 1

    my arms are banned in Australia is that what they are saying? boy that is a muffed up country ...

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  107. Re:My feeling is... by jkenney · · Score: 2

    I remember using a commercial software package (microMPX, I believe) that spawned a process called "pukeserver" and installed a directory appropriately named "sh*t", among other unsavory things. These were later modified to less colorful names, a process they even thought to document in the change notes.

  108. CONFIG_I_AM_A_BROKEN_BSD_WEENOR by richnut · · Score: 1

    The config option to enable BSD compatibility in networking used to be something like this, but It was only for a couple of patchlevels in the 0.99pl14 or 0.99pl15 days. I know I got a huge laugh out of it. Put those FreeBSD'ers in their place too.. ( :-) for the sarcasm impaired )

    -Rich

  109. What's more important to you? by webslacker · · Score: 2

    There's been several comments about how Australia needs to change its laws concerning profanity. As I doubt that the hordes of Slashdot readers will fly down under, register, and vote in new laws to sanction profanity in source code, the only other option I see is to remove the off-color comments.

    "Blasphemy!" and "That's censorship!" you may say. But what's more important to you? To get source code out into more hands, or your right to cuss? I like cussing too, but one day when your kids ask you what you did when you were young, do you want to tell them that you got source code out into the hands of programmers worldwide, or that you fought for your rights to put cusswords in source code?

    1. Re:What's more important to you? by look · · Score: 1

      Actually, I rather hope my (hypothetical) first-born's first word is "fuck" or something along those lines. I would find that highly amusing.

      If you want to start your own swear-free linux distro, go right ahead. The rest of us, who believe it or not, do occassionally swear will keep using what works fine and isn't hurting anyone.

    2. Re:What's more important to you? by smurfix · · Score: 1

      Just talked with my parents,

      it was my 4th word apparently

  110. Re:Netscape Anyone? by Bartmoss · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... Maybe that's why Calderra has been so
    quiet lately - all their programmers, looking through the source of Win95 for evidence for their lawsuit have died laughing.

  111. Re: Well, only 15 years overdue by DynoMutt · · Score: 1

    Well, this new dictionary is only 15 years overdue... (1984->1999)

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  112. More banned parts of linux by Jerf · · Score: 1
    • Could they ban /usr/dict, if it contains the word sex and is (possibly accidentally) made available online?
    • Is it illegal to provide updates to filtering software online (after all, it must contain the words to filter, which would be illegal)?
    • Can you go to prison for misspelling the words "sax", "duck" ("D" is close to "F" on qwerty), or promoting "violins?"
    • Can I get all of slashdot fucking banned just by doing this?
    • I think there are a LOT of thing .aus needs to consider. :-)
  113. Can still FTP source - doesn't help democracy by shirro · · Score: 1

    There was no public debate on this stupid legislation in Australia. It was snuck in to buy a vote from a a morals campaigner so a new tax could be introduced and will probably be overturned by the next government before it is ever put into effect.

    I believe our politicians think the Web and the Internet are the same thing so although Slashdot might be blacklisted we should still be able to FTP or email kernel sources.

    I don't think there will be many people left to download linux after the cultural revolution. Without freedom of speech that is where we are headed.

    Still if we had a true democracy, shit like this wouldn't have passed into law in the first place.

    1. Re:Can still FTP source - doesn't help democracy by Tyggerjai · · Score: 1

      They do think it's the same thing - unfortunately they jumped the wrong way and banned the Internet, not the Web. Can't FTP source - still not democratic. We need to find jobs overseas now, before it comes into force and "positions available" is banned....:(

    2. Re:Can still FTP source - doesn't help democracy by TheJMan · · Score: 1

      you "... believe our politicians think the Web and the Internet are the same thing ..." ???

      You expect WAY to much from politicians. Wasn't it one of our state leaders that planned to "... ask the internet to block porn from our schools ..."? Ahh yes, Bob Carr, the 'Black Adder' of Aussie politics - yet more proof that there is no form of life to basic to get into politics.

      I would say that most politicians would be hard pressed to tell the difference between the Internet and pocket lint.

  114. Deja vu by rde · · Score: 1

    Didn't this first appear on segfault.org? I've seen it a few places since, but it's still good to see Salon getting in on the act.
    Imagine if the inclusion of the w*rd fuck were a reason for banning something in the eyes of these bastions of democracy. We'd see e-texts of Lady Chatterly's Lover being banned while the print version is readily available. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to think of myriad other examples of this sort of asininity (if that's a word).

    1. Re:Deja vu by blent · · Score: 1

      I just think it's funny how ridiculous some people are about censorship. Did anyone see the filter list? I thought censorship was getting bad in the US. "FUCK" if I'm going to Australia.

  115. not exactly.. by Admiral · · Score: 4

    Don't believe everything you read :)

    From what I've read over here in Aus the legislation isn't exactly well put together. An ISP only has to make a "reasonable effort" to block a site when requested. "reasonable effort" is undefined I believe.

    Also, for a site to be blocked/taken down (depending if it's overseas or australian), the Australian Broadcasting Authority has to receive a few complaints about the content on a site. It will then ask the Classification Board to give the site a classification - same as used for films. If the site is given R (18+), then some form of adult verification must be installed.. again, undefined. If the site is rated X, or RC (banned), then the site is to be taken down if Australian, or blocked if overseas.

    It's fairly obvious that this is unworkable, and I think it will die fairly quickly. All you'd need to do is send the output of an Altavista search on "free XXX" to the ABA and claim it offends you, and the ABA now has a few years of work ahead of them. I don't exactly think they'll appreciate it either..

    The filter software mentioned in the article is what was presented to govt to show them that it was all possible.. No one actually has to use that software afaik.

    Oh and I don't think the linux sources are in much danger. The ABA is pretty tolerant of swearing in film and tv in Australia - much more than in the US. It would take a fair bit of language alone to get given an R rating here :)

    This Salon article has a bit more info..

    Glyn.

    1. Re:not exactly.. by Sarch · · Score: 1
      Don't believe everything you read :)

      [snip]

      Oh and I don't think the linux sources are in much danger. The ABA is pretty tolerant of swearing in film and tv in Australia - much more than in the US. It would take a fair bit of language alone to get given an R rating here :)

      I know. The article is a bit too far fetched. But still, a lot of people will take it is hard fact. In Australia, the word "fuck" can easily fall into a PG classification depending on the context in which it's used. But in most cases, it easily falls under an M rating (provided the film has nothing more than medium level violence, and/or doesn't feature anything more than medium level nudity and sex scenes). Oh, BTW, the rating system for videos and film is far more liberal than it is for TV. You'll find in a lot of cases an MA rated movie on video will be hacked down and censored when it's shown on television with the same rating.

      For the record, an Australian M rating is equivalent to an American PG/M rating (I think the US has an M rating);
      an Australian MA rating is the equivalent to an American R rating;
      and an Australian R rating is equivalent to an American NC-17 rating.

      Sarch

  116. Anything can be offensive to eye of the beholder by Chocboy · · Score: 1

    (+the) :P

    i remember looking for 'swearwords' in the dictionary at school when i was eight.. should the school be closed down for allowing me to see this...
    no!
    because I found out that all the words had meanings (duh) which have no relevance to slang.. eg bloody etc. perhaps something might be refering to the act of intercourse (oh no.. the censor police are coming) (not that i'd see any use in source code).
    I feel if they're not going to ban every word the oxford dictionary. they shouldn't ban any at all.
    cos how about if i find the word 'cup' offensive will they go about banning that too?

    even tho this article is about Ozzie, all[?] countries have their own censorship laws and they are getting worse...

    its sad, when we like to call outselves 'free' we have so many restrictions

  117. How true... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Not a workday goes by that I haven't used "Fuck" multiple times, often with great vigor. It is an integral part of the software engineering field.

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  118. Linux: for 16 year and older by F_l_a_x · · Score: 1

    Consider this, when only allowed for a certain public (let's say 16 years and older), this would make a lot more Linux users. Look at games, they prefer to get such a title to sell better, when Linux should get this over there, shouldn't there be a lot more of individual who just gonna try Linux.

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  119. W by RyanGWU82 · · Score: 1

    I'm a HUGE opponent of censorship, but why does kernel source code need to swear, anyway? Every reference to "fuck" listed by Salon could be just as easily replaced by "screwed" or "screwed up" (for example, "This code screwed up by Torvalds" instead of "fucked by Torvalds", in one of their examples). Maybe we don't NEED to remove it, but I think it might enhance Linux's credibility a little, as well as removing any chance of source code being automatically censored by filters.

    Overall, the Salon article was very good and very funny. Just wait until the censorware starts blocking anything matching "f?ck"... and we're not allowed to fsck our hard drives... :)

    Ryan

  120. Solution by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

    Well change the comments ;... (Which I feel can be a waist of space).. Instead of using the word "Fuck" used something less volgar liked Funk(ed).
    I don't think we want to have linux censored by a whole country, that would be bad for the community.
    I ate my tag line.

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    1. Re:Solution by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

      Well I too am not offended by "profane" words. But I was refering to their (Aussies(sp?)) definition of profane. You still have to some what go with the flow if you want to get the users support at times. If you think about it, if it's banned by a whole country, that means that the community will not be able to gain those people that might be able to help out in a large way. The truth is that they would have to include the word linux in their filters which I feel would be really un-kind of their gov't if they did so. After reading that artical and reading the other ones about the censorship in OZ, it wouldn't suprise me if they did do this becuase this censorship plan, or any censorship plan, is completely idiotic and I find that to be profane and I wish I could enforce a censorship on censorshit... I know that makes real sense there!.
      I ate my tag line.

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    2. Re:Solution by Ellis-D · · Score: 0

      Well that would be the ulitmate solution.. But try doing it..
      I ate my tag line.

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    3. Re:Solution by S.Herring · · Score: 1

      That's not necesary at all, because as the aritcle points out, sites will be classified the same way films are, and only those of R, RC or X rating would be banned.
      In Australia, merely saying the word fuck would not get you much more than an MA which would not be banned by anyone.

      However, the bill still sucks, and does have huge potential to result in the banning of a large number of sites that really dont deserve it. (not that any sites actualy deserve it).

    4. Re:Solution by smurfix · · Score: 1
      ohhh smart comment there.

      im in australia, and do you think i am all for the
      concept of the government taking it into their own hands for censorship? NO, i am of the firm belief that if people may be offended by such material they can either


      a) not go to the damn site again in the future

      b) install a program such as net nanny to prevent reoccurances in the future.


      sure there are whinging weanies, but that doesnt give them the right to *possibly* have my right (as a conscenting adult) to look at whatever i want, when i so choose taken away from ME.


      i help a friend out with their computer when they need help, they wanted netnanny installed, so i put it on, im happy, they are happy, its _THEIR_ choice and im quite happy to comply with the Software installation.


      But when the government decides to take things a further step and decides that i am no longer competent to decide for myself what i can and cannot look at. Thats when I think things have gone too far, as a Sydney university Student (whose name escapes me at this point) pointed out, he runs a bot that automatically archives news in regards to a particualr scientific field to do with past history. as he said, it touches on Incest, raping, pillaging, and another couple of nasties. and his archive will almost certainly be adversely affected.


      What about sex ed? shall the neophytes have those pages removed from/blocked from australia? hell, why dont we just go the whole 9 yards and block first aid sites because they may "expose" parts of the body that shouldnt be shown to any "decent human being" unneccesesarily. What about those short story sites (which seem to get the focus of the attention), and those slightly *blue* webcams that appear ever so profusely around the net, shall jennycam, narucam, stefcam or sulisvision or any one of the other webcams/lifecams be blocked simply because of the *POTENTIAL* for something possibly nasty to occur on that page and be seen by a australians eyes? im a consenting adult, i emphasise, I have the right to view what i want at my own discretion.



      for god sake, shall the "National Library" or any other library in australia be forced to close a "online catalog" because it may have "sexual references" the encyclopedias, the novels, the medical textbooks, when will it STOP?



      Mighten it be easier to just kill the satelite links, destroy the computer systems, go back to a horse and carriage and live two hundred years behind the times because of a few Politicians who "care" for your well being.



      i said it before, i'll say it again, if the parents wish a child to NOT be exposed to the potential of "the net" and all its nasties, Either watch over their shoulder like a hawk, install net nanny, or more simply, "Hide the fucking MODEM"
      (oops i swore, am i going to get in trouble with the government?)

      I do weekend / help desk work for a small ISP nearby, they are going to be pretty damn screwed if they have to go through and do so much extra work on the filtering. The censorship is going to ruin many a (so far) small and thriving business in a harsh competing environment as the extra work involved if they have to impliment a "compulsory" filter list and block sites not on request but demand. Net commerce is yet another curly question, what shall happen to that?

      Did they ever consider what shall happen to the people that rely on these "naughty" sites for income? i mean c'mon filtering is one thing, but demanding 24 hour compliance for the site be removed? and the isp is NOT required to notify the owner of said site as to the actions enforced by the government on them? they cant even defend themselves directly, only a general complaint can be made, and not in defence to the accusation either.

      Im proud to live here in Australia. and the turn of the Millenium was supposed to be a damn enjoyable event, so far a helluva shine has been taken off it already.

      (there are some things i think shouldnt be on the net, but you take the good with the bad i spose, unfortunately trying to get rid of the bad has turned into a bad entity of its own)

      ***End Rant***

    5. Re:Solution by smurfix · · Score: 1

      hehehe


      a tad over reactive, but i still stand by my opinion on the censorship issue

      lets see what a mess they make of it

      and how they plan to fix it.

  121. The 2-Linux crew tour: Banned in Austral-I-A by kmj9907 · · Score: 1
    Seriously, if this law is passed, every single person in australia who even knows what the internet is should smack every single person who voted yes right upside the face.

    Granted, I don't know a tremendous amount about Australian politics, but I'm pretty sure the Spanish Inquisition was more tolerant!

    kmj

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    kmj
    The only reason I keep my ms-dos partition is so I can mount it like the b*tch it is.

  122. My Favourite example of this by Ratface · · Score: 1

    I remember some years ago when AOL installed a filtering system across their entire system. I recall reading an article at the time which descibed an occasion when a chap in the North of England had tried to register a free account using a cover-mount CD.

    He found that the registration form kept refusing his account information. Eventually, he rang to AOL support and after some thinking it was noticed that part of his address was Scunthorpe (the town).

    It apparently took them some time to reprogram the system to not notice such anomalies - during which time the user was encouraged to log in with Sconthorpe as his town name.

    Ever since then I have thought of AOL as the people who put the "cunt" in Scunthorpe!

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    A little planning goes a long way...
  123. I think ALL Unix needs to be banned by Aussies by double_h · · Score: 1

    ALL versions of Unix need to be regulated under the new Australian censorship act. I understand 'root' is a fairly common euphemism down under, for the act of intercourse. Unacceptable.

    I'm sure I'm not the first to have made seedy comments to my friends about wanting to "get root" on some lovely woman or other...

  124. Speaking of proper engineering terms... by Kaa · · Score: 2

    If you don't think that 'fucked' can be a correct description of a situation, you haven't seen really fucked up code yet... :)

    Besides, you are complaining that kernel hackers have small vocabulary -- so you want to restrict it further?

    Kaa

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    Kaa
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  125. Isn't that great relief to all of us! by Kaa · · Score: 2

    Think before you post.

    Kaa

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    Kaa
    Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
  126. Maybe not exactly, but think of lawsuits by Kaa · · Score: 3

    Sure the whole thing is unworkable. I wouldn't be so cavalier about its effects, though. I don't know how reasonable the Australian legal system is, but in the US at least the threat of lawsuits does wonders for scaring people into over-compliance. Does an ISP really want to spend time and money (a lot of money) in court arguing that not blocking a site outright was a "reasonable" effort on its part? Probably not. When in doubt, do the safe thing.

    This is similar to making a hard car speed limit of 20 mph. Sure, it's unenforceable and will not work, but now the police will have full justification to stop anyone whom they did not like (as in "he didn't look at us with proper respect"). Pissed at an Aussie ISP or just think that sex for pleasure should be banned? Call the police and complain that you searched for "Jenny" and found Jennycam. Why wasn't it blocked? Repeat at will and soon there would be great incentive for the ISPs to block everything but disney.com.

    Kaa

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    Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
    1. Re:Maybe not exactly, but think of lawsuits by Le+douanier · · Score: 1


      No, even Disney.com would be banned. The word toy seems to be banned and Disney made Toy story a few yaers ago ;)

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    2. Re:Maybe not exactly, but think of lawsuits by Catullus · · Score: 1
      Pissed at an Aussie ISP or just think that sex for pleasure should be banned? Call the police and complain that you searched for "Jenny" and found Jennycam. Why wasn't it blocked?

      Of course, the whole "Jenny" thing isn't too helpful anyway, seeing as it's called "Jennicam"... Maybe they're just worried at the obvious exhibitionist tendencies of ppl called Jenny, who knows? ;)

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  127. Offensive by _Spirit · · Score: 1

    I always did find Pamela offensive

    Message on our company Intranet:
    "You have a sticker in your private area"

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  128. valid engineering term? by rhaig · · Score: 0
    excerpted from the article:
    • "I figured, therefore, Linux source code would have to be shielded from young eyes, lest they get the impression that "fuck" is a valid engineering term."

    But wait, isn't "fuck" a valid engineering term?
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    "We are not tolerant people. We prefer drastically effective solutions"
  129. Outstanding! by ciphersnow · · Score: 1
    Or when will the following become "offensive"
    • "I don't like my representative"
    • "What's your badge number?" (probably already considered "offensive" in most communities.)
    • Having pierced ears, a tattoo or named "Pamela"

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  130. Fortune by davedavedave · · Score: 1


    Fortune:

    "Profanity is the one language all programmers know best"

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  131. All this fuss over nothing by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    Amazing .. everyones making all this fuss over a few pics of nude girlies .. almost as if .. as if the nude human body were offensive or something!

    One day, far off in the future, a more enlightened people will look back at this phase in history, and compare it to the dark ages .. "imagine", they will say, "they thought sex was something evil, filthy and offensive".

    All this fuss about "protecting the kiddies", and yet not one bit of research has ever shown that the viewing of porn by minors is harmful.

    Remember, "if God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way".

  132. now THIS is why linux is cool... by mistabobdobalina · · Score: 1

    i love the idea of an os with lots of cursing sprinkled throughout! truly, we are killing the phb mentality once and for all...

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  133. Other interesting (nonvulgar) comments by InvisibleCraterFunk · · Score: 1

    This fortune just popped up:

    /* * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum
    * possible RTT. I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP
    * to talk to the University of Mars.
    * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented
    * ftp to mars will work nicely.
    */
    -- from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [round trip time]

    The comment is not there any longer -- too bad :*(

    Is there a collection of some sort with interesting comments in the sourcecode of various projects?

  134. FreeBSD is much more behaved than linux :-) by InvisibleCraterFunk · · Score: 1

    egrep -ri fuck /usr/src/linux yields:

    ./fs/binfmt_aout.c: /* Fuck me plenty... */
    ./lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
    ./include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h:/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */
    ./include/asm-sparc64/system.h: /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */ \
    ./drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
    ./drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
    ./drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
    ./drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
    ./drivers/block/cmd640.c: * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
    ./fs/binfmt_aout.c: /* Fuck me plenty... */
    ./lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
    ./include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h:/* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */
    ./include/asm-sparc64/system.h: /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */ \
    ./drivers/net/sunhme.c:/* Only Sun can take such nice parts and fuck up the programming interface
    ./drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
    ./drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
    ./drivers/net/sunhme.c: /* This card is _fucking_ hot... */
    ./drivers/block/cmd640.c: * These chips are basically fucked by design, and getting this driver
    ./drivers/scsi/esp.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
    ./drivers/scsi/esp.c: * phase things. We don't want to fuck directly with
    ./drivers/scsi/esp.c: /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
    ./drivers/scsi/qlogicpti.h:/* Am I fucking pedantic or what? */
    ./drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * how bad the target and/or ESP fucks things up.
    ./drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: * phase things. We don't want to fuck directly with
    ./drivers/scsi/NCR53C9x.c: /* Be careful, we could really get fucked during synchronous
    ./drivers/cdrom/sbpcd.c: CURRENT=req->next; /* task can fuck it up GTL */
    ./arch/i386/kernel/mtrr.c:/* Some BIOS's are fucked and don't set all MTRRs the same! */
    ./arch/sparc/kernel/head.S: /* XXX Fucking Cypress... */
    ./arch/sparc/kernel/process.c: /* fuck me plenty */
    ./arch/sparc/kernel/sunos_ioctl.c: /* Binary compatibility is good American knowhow fuckin' up. */
    ./arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
    ./arch/mips/kernel/irixelf.c:#if 0 /* XXX No fucking way dude... */

    Whereas "egrep -ri fuck sys bin sbin usr.sbin usr.bin lib libexec release crypto" in the /usr/src/ of FreeBSD only yields:

    sys/alpha/tc/esp.c: * Things are seriously fucked up.
    sys/boot/alpha/libalpha/elf_freebsd.c: return(EFTYPE); /* XXX actually EFUCKUP */
    sys/boot/i386/libi386/aout_freebsd.c: return(EFTYPE); /* XXX actually EFUCKUP */
    sys/boot/i386/libi386/elf_freebsd.c: return(EFTYPE); /* XXX actually EFUCKUP */
    sys/i386/isa/aic6360.c: /* Things are seriously fucked up.

  135. goddamn politicians by FIGJAM · · Score: 1

    i hate how the government *assume* the majority of people *want* censorship
    this is a major issue that obviously affects every net user
    at worst, the new law should state for ISPs to *offer* guaranteed censored net access as an *option*

    i suppose all irc/icq/any other chat form will be banned also

    the net will be so cool then
    log into a search engine and thats about the limit of where u can go
    bah

    the thing that really shits me is net users arent doing much about it and this helps the government *assume* ppl actually want it

    if (once?) it is made law, i bet only then will the uproar will really begin

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    Do your best, hope for the best, suspect the worst.
  136. Simple Fix by direwolph · · Score: 1

    sed 's/fuck/f\*ck/g';

  137. Too Much Free Time by DonkPunch · · Score: 2

    How in the world did it occur to anyone to grep the source code for four-letter words?

    I mean -- I've been bored before, but I would usually read a book or something. :)

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    Save the whales. Feed the hungry. Free the mallocs.
  138. Some would say... by DonkPunch · · Score: 2

    ...that the .au format should be banned. :)

    (Ok, ok, it's not the .au format that caused me grief as much as it's the old Java sound API. It only recognized 8-bit mu-Law encoded .au files. Wait, it gets better. The only sample rate it understood was something like 8Khz. Not 11Khz, not 22.5Khz, -- 8! Took me FOREVER to find that out, but I digress.....)

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    Save the whales. Feed the hungry. Free the mallocs.
  139. Braindead Filter by Izaak · · Score: 2
    A filtering system supported by the backers of the Australian law may give us some clues. Among the words the software blocks are the terms "anarchy," "gothic," "pierced" and "tattoo," along with the usual run of sexual terms and names such as Pamela.

    So if my name happens to be Pamela, I'm going to find my content banned in Australia? If I mention that my office environment is "total anarchy", the message will be silently dropped? This is why I find net censorship abhorant. This is as braindead as when an early version of the CDA tried to ban the word breast.

    If the name Pamela is in the filter, I vote we also put in the names of a few Australian government officials that I find offensive.

    Thad

  140. Much More Insidious and Dangerous by Vryl · · Score: 1

    Answer: Ban Altavista, Yahoo, etc

    then they are forced to setup 'australian' versions, which is HEAVILY censored.

    This legislation threatens us all (as a test case for liberal democracy) and MUST BE STOPPED BY ALL MEANS REASONABLE.

  141. aarnet is not telstra! by schmack · · Score: 2

    huh?

    aarnet [the australian academic research network] is a high-speed network linking the universities in australia together. since about two years ago they switched to buying their bandwidth from Cable & Wiress Optus [2nd biggest telco in australia].

    C&W Optus have their own very fat pipes out of australia. Since getting into the wholesale bandwidth game you'll find C&W Optus actually have a pretty substantial market share [they're Ozemail's upline provider for one].

    So hey, relax. And stop looking at all that /*rude*/ code!



  142. Pump the post to 1000 (nt = no text in comment) by cynicthe · · Score: 1

    there I said it.

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    The ship sank. Get over it. (This sig was cut out from another's shirt and painstakingly hand-posted)
  143. Ye doth forget brain dead countries are the ... by cynicthe · · Score: 1

    first to start wars. Plus they're not brain dead they are evil. Therefore the suits will be viewing all the porn in the world and selling it to the drug smugglers they also support and they will deputize smugglers so they can carry guns. It's time for a Internet Death Penalty on Australia's Internet connection.

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  144. This isn't Romper Room by cynicthe · · Score: 1

    they're not in it for the citizens best intest you dolt!

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    The ship sank. Get over it. (This sig was cut out from another's shirt and painstakingly hand-posted)
  145. Re: Windows source code by Breace · · Score: 1

    I think you'd be dissapointed.

    When I worked on some M$ code (yeah yeah, flame me, I quit OK?) there was hardly any such language in there. About the worst (?) stuff you'd see was 'sucker' in comments.

    'Bad' language in comments I guess is not a problem for non-Open Source products. Soon M$ will be using this as a Marketing argument. ;o)

    Breace.

  146. My feeling is... by Rocket+Boy · · Score: 1

    if a person is actually hacking and understanding the source, then they might just be mature enough to understand that "fuck" is a proper engineering term in some cases. Not your average joe uses linux right now. Mosty Linux users could be considered technically savvy and most of those people can be considered "more mature" intellectually.

    BTW, I have played with the source and that word pops up in my head a lot during that quality time.

    RB

  147. Australia Censorship by tg · · Score: 1

    Controlling the content on their web sites for the protection of their people reminds me of a few folks I read about in history class, Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Chinese Gov't, Eugene McCarthy, I think George Orwell had a little book devoted to this subject as well. Is Australia the next manifest of this type of Big Brotherhood?


  148. OK here's the story for all you non-AU types... by Balthasar · · Score: 2

    The two players in the game are John Howard (our illustrious Prime Minister) and Senator Brian Harradine, a Victorian-era spinster type on a morals crusade. It wouldn't matter much, except Sen Harridine held the balance of power in our federal senate (ie, if the government wanted to pass any legislation, they needed his vote). Little Johnny Howard, snake in the grass that he is, needed to pass the GST (another kettle of fish, basically a very reactionary tax) so in order to get Harradine's vote, he put together the wonderful Broadcasting Services (Online Services) Bill, knowing that sort of crap appealed to him. Unfortunately for little Johnny, even though the Online Services passed, Harridine still announced he would NOT vote for the GST. Fortunately, Harridine has since lost the balance of power, but we are still stuck with the bloody censorship bill....

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  149. Think of all the Microsoft Word documents... by Sun+Tzu · · Score: 1

    ...with deleted blocks of text in them that the authors thought better of. Unfortunately for them, a keyword filter will not honor the MS Word format and will not care that the offending text was "deleted". Perhaps a more efficient and less embarassing solution to this particular problem would be to just ban MS Word document files.

  150. I'll have to ban my son from /usr/src/linux by Pingo · · Score: 1

    Well as a responsible parent I'll have to ban my
    14-year old son from reading the Linux source code. He could pick up this kind of language.

    chmod o-r /usr/src might do the trick


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  151. Guess I'm fucked then by JimDabell · · Score: 1

    So my email address & uni web page will be blocked, simply for being at Essex University?

    I'm gonna sue the au. gov. for slander :). I don't want people going around accusing me of hosting "unsuitable content".

    Imagine all the businesses out there who will lose customers over this. Australia has a pretty large population, and if other nations join in, any commercial website that must compete with others will have to do a hell of a lot of research into each country's censorship laws just to be able to be viewed by anyone.

  152. how stupid by drfalken · · Score: 1

    (Overlooking the obviously barmy idea of banning an opensource OS primarily transmitted by an unpolicable medium...)

    What a ridiculously puritanical concept. I expect any minor capable of understanding enough to contemplate kernel hacking is probably bright enough to know a few dirty words. Such a "child genius" could probably find his/her way to www.persiankitty.com or some other free pornography link site.

    I really wish censors would grow up and understand that there are bigger fish to fry than the casual use of questionably language for the sake of colloqiual explanation.

    Besides the protection of minors starts at home. You don't want your kids seeing stuff they shouldn't, go online with them.

  153. Valid engineering term by Beer+Monster · · Score: 1

    "I figured, therefore, Linux source code would have to be shielded from young eyes, lest they get the impression that "fuck" is a valid engineering term."

    But it is.

  154. Novlang by Betcour · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of 1984, where they change the language to better control people thoughts...

  155. and the answer is by TheJMan · · Score: 1

    Can linux be banned in .au?
    Probably not - but I guess we'll have to wait for
    a) the bill to be passed into law
    b) the law to come into effect

    until then, less FUD, more support.

    Remember the black webpages (world-wide) when the U.S. tried the same stunt? I see very little black today!

  156. Too late.. by Felius · · Score: 1
    Let's find the email addresses of every member and fuctionary of their parliament and send them porn. Let's find every law official and send them porn, let's find everyone and anyone who would be involved with this stupid law and send them porn..

    There's not much point sending the government here porn - they're already downloading it as fast as they can. ;)

    This story was making the rounds of the ISP's here at least a week ago, but only made it into the public arena today..

    I happen to live in Tasmania - home of the senator I hold responsible for most of this rubbish. He holds a balance of power and the government rushed the censorship legislation through to get him to agree to tax reform.

    The censorship legislation they've enacted is so poorly thought out and unenforcable that it will inevitably be turned over as soon as cases start reaching court, IMHO.


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  157. Aus M != Aus MA by Felius · · Score: 1
    Linux distributors are currently breaching the law: (1) they are selling M-rated software on CD without a classification appearing on the CD and (2) they are selling M-rated material to people under 16.

    There might be a problem on the first point, but not on the second. There is no penalty for selling M-rated anything to an underage person. An M rating is a 'guidance' type of classification, not a restriction. It's like "Parental guidance recommend, we suggest kids be at least 15".

    An MA rating is different, you are required to be 15 by law (to see a movie for example) though in reality there is little enforcement of this that I'm aware of.

    However, as stated the censorship legislation only calls for age verification when the user attempts to access R rated material online.

    People sprouting the wrong facts simply undermine the case for those of us arguing with the correct facts.

    Hear, hear. The situation in Australia is not as bad as some international /. readers seem to think, and I have every confidence that the legislation will be overturned in a flurry of publicity as soon as they try to enforce these ludicrous laws.


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  158. Stop the censorship nazis!!!! by agtofchaos · · Score: 1

    Arrrggghhhhh if this happens over here I swear to god I will download a copy of avalance and shutdown the entire congressional email system.

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  159. aussie business morals? by The+Queen · · Score: 1

    I have a friend working for IBM down under, from a corporate standpoint everyone there is cold, anal and stuffy. It's the 'normal' folk who are rowdy, as the legends go. So my guess would be that the ceo's are just playing a holier-than-thou game, much like what goes on here in the states...

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  160. Rating by raptor_p · · Score: 1

    I'm in Australia and I know what the rating system is like, unless there is shitloads of swearing a movie will only get an M rating which is "Recommended for persons over the age of 15" so I doubt the linux source code will get banned.

  161. Re:Netscape Anyone? by Gelf · · Score: 1

    I wanna see the Windows source code! All those stoners at Microsoft have probably loaded the source with all the damn comments it deserves :)

    Most likely all those 'comments' are compiled in though .. no wonder windows is so bloated.

    void comment(char *this) { }

    comment("This code is fucked");
    comment("I am fucked");
    comment("Bill is fucked");

  162. It had to be said by Bruce+Wielinga · · Score: 1

    No one expects the spanish inquisition!

    1. Re:It had to be said by smurfix · · Score: 1

      Salut Python

      (great minds think alike 'eh?)

  163. Re:Censorship applies mostly to web content by Sarch · · Score: 1
    Advice from the OFLC is that Linux on CD is computer software and thus should already be rated, as games on CD are now.

    But you've overlooked one important point: the OFLC only classify computer and video games, and by law, computer and video game distributors are required to submit their product for review before they can legally sell it. The OFLC do not classify productivity/application software and distributors of such software aren't required by law to submit their software for review by the OFLC.

    By default, Linux won't be classified simply because it's not a game. However, if a complaint is made against it, it will be investigated by the OFLC (they will charge you $300 for the exercise). But it's extremely unlikely that it'll be classified unless it features MA, X or RC rated material (imagine Redhat's install process with a sexually explicit picture used as a background image).

    Sarch

  164. Fuck is so an engineering term by The+Masked+Carrot · · Score: 2

    Fuck has to be an engineering term. I work in a room full of us engineers and I hear that term an awful lot. I believe its not quite as popular as "Piece of shit computer" which really is aimed at one of the more popular :-( operating systems

  165. Suggested Alternative by tknofyl · · Score: 1

    Though I'm not currently a parent myself my wife and I do intend to have kids someday. As a result I find this to be an interesting topic. I suppose that if they are quite young, say up to 5 or 6 years of age, then I might not let little Johnny or Janney view certain parts of the code. This is assuming that they have any interest in coding at that age.

    However, I don't think that banning a 14yr old is the answer either. I'm sure that most children that age have heard and said the word quite often in school, or at least away from teachers and parents. Maybe the better thing to do would be to explain to the child that even though such words are used in the code (and here we define the words in question) it doesn't give us the excuse to use such language in public. At the same time the parent will have to make sure that they set the example.

    At 14yrs your child is in the process of becoming an adult. I think you'd have to give your child a little more credit than simply banning them. If they feel responsible for their own actions maybe they'll behave responsibly.

    I'll guess I'll find out how good this advice is, or isn't when I have my own 14yr old son or daughter. :)

  166. Link this to the recent Hellmouth pieces? by Cmdr.+Zombie · · Score: 1

    In recent moths we've regularly seen comments,
    articles and complaints about the way Highschools (and the USA in general) reacted to the Highschool shootings.

    One of the more shocking reactions to this was the hysteria that followed, restricting freedom of speech and even the way people dressed.

    After reading the article on Australia's internet censorship and seeing things like Gothic, piercing, tattoo, heroine, etc. being banned, doesn't this produce the same results:

    The deliberate suppression (oppression?) of minorities' opinions, ideas and expression of (their) culture?

    Maybe Australian government should fund some re-education programs for the 'morally misguided'... (geeks, nerds, goths, maybe even jews, aboriginees, or anybody whose bloodlines cannot be traced back to the original 'colonists')

  167. Netscape Anyone? by Neuronix · · Score: 1

    Hey even my e-mail address is going to get banned! Good thing I don't know anyone in the merry ol' land of Oz.

    Ah well, I wish I could remember now where I heard about them having to run sed through the Netscape source code before it could be released. Apparently Netscape programmers use no less dirty euphamisms than Linux programmers.

    I wanna see the Windows source code! All those stoners at Microsoft have probably loaded the source with all the damn comments it deserves :)

  168. Ah! I see a business oppotunity! by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    "For just $10(US, please, not that monopoly money you guys use) a month I'll hook you up with an encrypted VPN pipeline to the States. We might have to change IP's on a fairly regular basis but that shouldn't be that much of a problem."

    Of course, why pay for it? Just find a friend with a cable modem who will hook you up. As an added benefit, since you will be coming from a US IP address, you'll be able to FTP all that cryptograhic software you've been missing out on.

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  169. Censorship applies mostly to web content by Excal · · Score: 1

    The bill as I can see so far requires the ABA to classify each web site claimed to be offensive by a person ringing in to their offices. The act does not mention anything about software. Games and software already have classifications on them.

    Linux is avaliable on shelves in stores and on covers of magazines throughout Australia already so there is no need to panic. Although it was good of some to bring up topic..

    This you could consider to be a nice little loophole.


    Cheers

  170. Re:Inbreeding? by wattsy · · Score: 1

    Hey, Don't knock it till ya try it. Marrying your sister might adversely affect the intellect of your offspring but at least you know the in-laws :-P

  171. other OSs by casma · · Score: 1

    I expect the people who commented the code felt the need to make up for the fact that while using linux you are far less likely to use the word 'fuck' than when using certain other OSs.