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Oxford Scientists Say Dogs Are Smarter Than Cats

Velcroman1 writes "This again: scientists at Oxford University claim canines are smarter than felines. And the reason, according to the researchers, is that dogs are more social animals and therefore have bigger brains than the more solitary-inclined cats. The study, published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, charted the evolutionary history of various mammals' brains over 60 million years and found a link between the size of an animal's brain in relation to its body and how socially active it was."

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  1. From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anyone who's trained a dog, or attempted to train a cat, could tell you this.

    1. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You can easily make robots and computers do what you want. Does that make them smarter too?

      Likewise, I wonder how well you'd have been able to train Einstein to jump over fences and run through tubes on your command.

      Dogs are stupid lol.

    2. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think you're confused here.

      When you attempt to train a dog, conditioning comes into play. The dog knows it will get rewarded if it does what it's told, and as such becomes trained. You train a dog similar to how you train a human, through a reward system.

      When you attempt to train a cat, attitude comes into play. The cat doesn't care what you tell it to do, because it's a cat. Bribary doesn't work...you have to train a cat the way a mother cat would train her kittens. If you can read their body language (and learn how to physically communicate without the use of a tail), you can communicate with them on a fairly deep level.

      I've had pets my whole life, both cats and dogs. In my own experience, dogs make for better companions, but cats are more intelligent.

    3. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Manip · · Score: 1

      Either that or cats just don't give a shit, and have absolutely no interest in being trained. Cats are highly intelligent from what I've observed both in terms of how they interact with their environment and also how easily they manipulate us...

      Here is a list of a things a cat enjoys:
      - Sleeping
      - Eating
      - Hunting/exploring/monitoring its territory
      - Sunbathing

      You won't find fetching a stick or licking your hand on that list because cats have little to no interest in that. I have seen some trained up to a fairly high level but frankly cats - like humans, have far too much free will to be easily manipulated.

    4. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Securityemo · · Score: 1

      Actually, my family's cat have learned short commands. It's just that it's not "tricks", just stuff like "no", "come", "food", etc...
      She's also learned to open doors, as long as she can reach the handle. She's been trying to have a go at the kitchen sink tap, but that handle is a bit too hard to lift for her. It just has to "be relevant to her interests", which seems reasonable if you remove a lot of the social context that goes into dog training.

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    5. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody not listening to you is a moron?

    6. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by hedwards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That was what I was wondering about. Cats have convinced us to keep them around and feed them without them having to do anything for us, that seems pretty smart. Whereas we seem to expect dogs to do tricks, work and reciprocate. Cats sort of get by just by being cute and not having to contribute anything else.

    7. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Do you do everything you are told, or do you have your own opinion? Which is smarter?

    8. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of our cats plays fetch with Q-tips and has learned to jump through this tube like thing we got for them to play in when I hold it up in the air. He taught himself these tricks, no training required. All three of them recognize quite a few words of English even when said in a monotone and with no body language involved.

      Trainability also != intelligence.

      Having grown up with both dogs and cats I'm pretty sure they are both fairly smart species, but I really do think cats are the smarter of the two. You can train a dog, but cats train their humans.

    9. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      Maybe more cautious or stronger willed. I haven't seen any vibrant displays of intelligence from either cats or dogs, and I've owned many of both as you have.

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    10. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >> Cats sort of get by just by being cute and not having to contribute anything else.

      I think we could all name a few co-workers who employ this same strategy.

    11. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by qoncept · · Score: 1

      I think you're further confusing the issue here.

      You imply the OP's claim that dogs are smarter than cats is wrong. To prove it, you describe how dog training works, go so far as to compare dogs to humans, offer no evidence that a cat can be trained, and ... then jump to "cats are more intelligent."

      I don't follow.

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    12. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're both wrong. All my cats respond to voice and gesture commands, easily. The difference between them and dogs is a slightly longer training time and the realization that cats are only trying to please themselves, not both of you.

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    13. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I trained my cat to play fetch with drinking straws last Sunday, wasn't too hard, he is also trained to use the litter box and only scratch on the post

    14. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by orangeyoda · · Score: 1

      My cat would lick my nose to wake me up before it went to sleep on my chest, it always asked to sleep like that.

    15. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      My point was that a cat doesn't really have to be trained...they just need to be interacted with in a different way than dogs.

      Cats are "pre-trained" by instinct and pack mentality. All you have to do is communicate with them on that basis (mostly through physical cues, rather than aural), and you'll be able to have things running smoothly.

    16. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me!!! :)

    17. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I've gotten ours to respond well to different whistles, each one noting a different message. "Food is in your bowl", "This is a warning", etc.

      Still, she generally responds much better to body language.

    18. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by DanTheStone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not intelligence. That's toxoplasmosis.

    19. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hey. Catching and eating mice around your grain stockpile has, historically, been a really big deal. (Now, cats in America in 2010, that's a different story.)

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    20. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or spent time working in Asia ;(

    21. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by CCarrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can easily make robots and computers do what you want. Does that make them smarter too?

      Likewise, I wonder how well you'd have been able to train Einstein to jump over fences and run through tubes on your command.

      Dogs are stupid lol.

      Why was this modded troll? Other than that last comment (okay, that was a bit inflammatory, and not really justified) this AC brings up a good point.

      Ability or desire to follow orders <> intelligence

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    22. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by glueball · · Score: 5, Funny


      All my cats respond to voice and gesture commands, easily.

      That's easy when your commands are "sit still," "nap," "blow me off," and "lick your ass"

    23. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by SpryGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've always considered it thusly:

      If you take a human being of very low intelligence, and throw a stick and ask them to go get it for you, s/he'll trot off happily, pick it up, bring it back to you, and possibly drool in the process.

      If you take a very intelligent human being, and throw a stick and ask them to go get it for you, s/he'll look at you like you're daft, and get on with doing something else.

      Ergo: the difference between dogs and cats, and why I consider cats more intelligent :-)

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    24. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Ours plays fetch with just about anything, but her achilles heel is a stretchy hair tie. No matter what she's doing, the moment she sees a hair tie, she focuses solely on that hair tie.

      Watching her follow one when it's on my wife's wrist never gets old, lol.

    25. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by LoudMusic · · Score: 2, Informative

      That may be the case in urban families, but cats do have a role. The reason they were domesticated in the first place was to combat rodents. The only thing they received in return was shelter from weather and predators. Through the course of our joined evolution they've moved into our homes and become the lazy bastards they are today.

      One of my cats was actually born in a horse barn where he learned to be a proper cat. When he came to live with me he provided an endless supply of mice, squirrels, birds, and even rabbits. It's only been in the past couple years that he's gotten lazy, but we forgive him because he's getting rather old.

      As far as intelligence is concerned, we have another cat and two dogs. They're each intelligent in their own way. And they're each really stupid in their own way. I typically think of intelligence as the ability to solve problems. This usually requires the capacity to learn new things. My cats don't learn new things very quickly, but my dogs acclimate in a matter of hours. Though, my girl dog would rather sit in the cold rain at the back door on the off chance someone might let her in than go get in her doghouse.

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    26. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the cats I used to have would play fetch with a toy mouse. He would bring it back and wait for you to throw it in some corner of the room so he could chase it.

    27. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Kaziganthi · · Score: 1

      I would argue that your argument supports the contrary. If training implies intelligence, then why are large percentages of those employed in jobs which are not typically "trained positions" in the higher end of the intellectual spectrum (let's say theoretical physics for an example) and the drooling morons work in call centers and fast food joints where training is a huge part of the job? You could probably train a monkey to flip burgers, but I am not so sure that I would trust a monkey's insights into the universe.

    28. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      ...either that, or the cat is wired up to a Kinect.

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    29. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch this, and reconsider:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ganKuWTiLuQ

    30. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The Russians trained dogs to be suicide bombers in WWII. No-one has ever convinced a cat that running under a tank and exploding is a good idea.

      I think that alone tells you which one of the two is smarter.

    31. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      You're wrong about dog conditioning. Dogs don't just do tricks for rewards or the chance of a reward. Dogs are pack animals and part of training them is teaching them pack rules and where they fit in the hierarchy. My last dog I almost never rewarded her, I *praised* her which was telling her "yes, you're following our pack's rules properly." Subtly different from reward response.

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    32. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Having grown up with both dogs and cats"

      you do realize that makes your 'observations' useless, right?

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    33. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Talderas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      When I can have you euthanized, you better damn well believe obedience is a better trait than independence.

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    34. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Rhaban · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I haven't seen any vibrant displays of intelligence from either cats or dogs, and I've owned many of both as you have.

      My current cat (I've had several some years ago) learned how to open doors just by watching humans do it, with no training involved (we would have preferred if she never learned that). She also discovered on her own how to open the drawer under the fishtank in order to have a good place where she can sit looking at the fishes.

      But after several months she haven't figured out that no matter how hard she tries, she can't catch the fishes through the glass, so there's that...

    35. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by ncy · · Score: 1

      i actually have seen a cat who was "trained" or "conditioned" before. i met a cat owner who was going for a walk outside and the cat followed the owner, just 3-5 steps behind all the time, with no leash. she said that the cat learned to do that since it was little. she also had a pet dog walking with them. dont know if that had any contributing effect.

    36. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      For one of ours, it's crumpled paper. We can get all the best, furriest, most-guaranteed-fascinating cat toys on the market, but as soon as she hears paper being crumpled into a ball, she comes a-running. She'll play 'fetch' with them, too...sometimes...if she feels like it...

      What's that saying about young kids preferring to play with the box and wrapping paper instead of the toys at Christmas? ;)

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    37. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 1

      yea, I probably fall into that category.

    38. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by not+flu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As far as intelligence is concerned, we have another cat and two dogs. They're each intelligent in their own way. And they're each really stupid in their own way. I typically think of intelligence as the ability to solve problems. This usually requires the capacity to learn new things. My cats don't learn new things very quickly, but my dogs acclimate in a matter of hours. Though, my girl dog would rather sit in the cold rain at the back door on the off chance someone might let her in than go get in her doghouse.

      That's because dogs generally mind the lack of company far more than they do bad weather (mine still wants to go swimming even though the sea is starting to freeze). That behavior is consistent with the goals of a typical dog so I don't see how you could call it stupid.

    39. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      any dog who's tried to train a human can tell you that cats are far smarter at this.

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    40. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by somersault · · Score: 1

      Though, my girl dog would rather sit in the cold rain at the back door on the off chance someone might let her in than go get in her doghouse.

      Might that not be because she doesn't care about the rain, and just wants inside with the rest of the people?

      Having said that, some cats sit outside until you let them in, then immediately want back out. My uncle's cat would go in circuits if you left the door and window open. She was properly nuts :)

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    41. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Aside from mentioning it, I'll ignore the numerous grammatical errors while simultaneously implying that I'm misguided.

      Cat's are not more intelligent. Theya re unable to be trained in ost cases, and even then ti's in the csinmplest of response.

      So, because you can't force them to do what you want them to do, they're automatically stupid?

      Cats are stupid, but since you are confusing there lack of intellegence with 'attitude'. Basically you think there independent and there for more intelligent.

      Cats understand much of what humans say to them, they just don't care. Have you ever seen the way a cat looks at you when you give them a "command"? It's not a blank look, it's a "you gotta be kidding me" look.

      Their independence DOES denote intelligence. They have the brainpower to determine they don't have to do what you want them to do, which is why conditioning doesn't work on a cat nearly as well as it does on a dog.

      Stop anthropomorphizing animals.... they hate that~

      I've done the exact opposite...in numerous posts, I've said that humans need to interact with cats as if they themselves are a cat. How is that, in any way, pushing human qualities on cats? If anything, it's pushing feline qualities on humans!

      YOU EXPERIENCE counts fro diddley squat. It's nearly the worse kind on anecdote.

      Of course. The fact that I've had 7 dogs and 4 cats in my 26 years of life means absolutely nothing when it comes to understanding how to communicate with both. Thanks for pointing that out.

      Science shows Dogs are smarter. And yeah, I have owned both but I would llet my anecdote determine what's real

      "Science"? So you're down to all-encompassing generalized labels now to support your meager attempt at an argument?

    42. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      My last cat learned how to defeat the child-proof locks I had installed on my cabinet doors to keep him out of the cat food. They were designed in such a way that you could only open them so much before a small hook re-latched onto the sprin-loaded lever that kept the door shut. If you pulled the door out any more than an inch, you couldn't budge the lever.

      Within a week, that damn cat had those things mastered.

    43. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it was also modded troll because it is a fallacy.

      You don't train a computer, you program it to do extremely specific commands. It is not *learning* anything. Even AI programs where you supposedly "train" the computer to do what you want is still not quite accurate in my eyes.

      According to the dictionary I just looked up, intelligence is "the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills." This does not apply to your computer because it isn't acquiring or applying anything. Otherwise, you could say a rollercoaster is intelligent because it follows the set of instructions (rails) unerringly.

    44. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not, but ability to understand performance and reward (basically the ability to work for money/shelter/food) can pretty much be summed up by following orders and getting rewarded. Dogs do this well. Cats can do it, but are more hit or miss. Kind of like the "stupid kids" that call in sick to go to the beach with their friends. Cats performances tend towards the unreliable like that, hence they would be "fired" and not get the work / food / shelter thing. (Obviously there are exceptional cats just like there are exceptional dogs - but when you look across the whole group, dogs tend to be better at this.

    45. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      In soviet russia, cat trains you.

    46. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by BotnetZombie · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever seen as bad spelling as above. It makes one completely miss your point (if there is a point and you're not trolling).

    47. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by ebuck · · Score: 1

      Any dog would have looked at the Oxford Scientist and thought, "Well, of course! Any dog knows that."

    48. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      True, but whether it be praise or a treat, conditioning is still conditioning.

      I'm not implying that because conditioning works is an indicator of a lack of intelligence...I'm just saying that cats come with those capabilities built-in with their instincts, whereas with a dog they have to be "learned".

      It's more a comment on the difference between methods of communication, rather than a comment on the relative intelligence of either.

    49. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by zeroshade · · Score: 1

      Except the experiment that "shows Dogs are smarter" is flawed and based on a faulty assumption. Larger brain != more intelligent. By other measures such as brain mass as a percent of body mass and number of neurons, cats beat dogs. But even then, you have to argue/prove that those measurements prove something is more intelligent.

      The only other experiment I know offhand is that one with the strings and rewards to get cats to pull a horizontal string for a reward. In the way it was described, it didn't take into account the fact that many times a cat just doesn't want a treat. Also the fact that cats tend to see the string itself as a plaything to play with rather than a means to get something. Unlike a dog who has no interest in string and thus won't see it as a plaything. This attitude difference will greatly affect the experiment.

      As you say (by the way, talking about intelligence and then reading your post. It's hard to give you any amount of credibility) experience and anecdotes do not make science or prove anything on a general scale. However, neither do faulty experiments which at most prove that dogs and cats think differently and that Dogs are easier to train. Who would have thought that? =P

    50. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by john.r.strohm · · Score: 1

      The family's last dog was named "EPROM", because my Mom, who got very interested in small computers not long before we acquired him, had to do a LOT of erasing and reprogramming on him.

      He figured out, after watching the humans in the household, that if he brushed his tail across the front of a certain noisy box, it would stop making that awful racket.

      And he noticed that the human would push a certain button on another box and then take him outside to play. One day, he got tired of waiting, and pushed the button himself.

      How many dogs do you know who understand, at ANY level, the purpose of a printer's OFFLINE button, or a computer's RESET button?

    51. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by not+flu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So your premise is that doing nothing requires more intelligence than performing a task? Makes one wonder what your definition of intelligence is.

      Trainability requires intelligence, but it also requires motivation. Just because cats lack one of these doesn't mean they automatically have more of the other. I'm not claiming either side of the cat/dog intelligence debate but your reasoning is stupid.

    52. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Though, my girl dog would rather sit in the cold rain at the back door on the off chance someone might let her in than go get in her doghouse.

      Mine does the same damn thing. She's not even an inside dog!!

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    53. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Cats can be trained. Quite easily. You just can't attempt to train them like they're dogs.

      (You'd get the same result with dogs if you tried to train them like they were cats.)

      It appears that in your case, the cats were smarter than you. And spell better.

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    54. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the Russian-trained dogs ran back at the Russian tanks because that's where they recognized the food (reward) coming from, and generally had to be shot by the Russians before they could set off their little doggy-backpack explosive charges.

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    55. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your anecdote totally trumps a bunch of silly Oxford scientists.

    56. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OP provided no evidence that being willing to do tricks and be trained actually indicates greater intelligence.

    57. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      That, and every now and then you catch one trying to reverse the conditioning on you. Have a friend who "trained" his cat to do a stupid trick in response for a treat. It did it on command on a few occasions, and then started using the trick as a "give me a treat" request, not responding on que but independently performing the trick whenever it wants the treat. It's not worried about making him happy to get a treat, it's worried about communicating it's desire for a treat.

      You are right though, the trick to communicating with a cat is to communicate with the cat, rather than expecting everyone and everything to speak English.

    58. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      She doesn't want tp catch fishes. She just wants to play the ultimate 3D motion controlled video game.

      On the other hand the stupid humans haven't figured out that they can't fuck a porn magazine.

    59. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Sockatume · · Score: 2, Funny

      I refute it thus.

      Cats chase potential prey animals like lunatics, even when they've already established that they're not actually prey. Dogs engage in recreational activities involving sticks. Which sounds like an intelligent species?

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    60. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Mine tries to choke me if I sleep too late and either the alarm is aggravating him or he's hungry. He stands on my chest, puts his paws together on my throat, and shifts his weight onto them.

    61. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by TheLink · · Score: 1

      But how do you know she's actually trying to catch the fishes?

      I've seen humans tap the glass of fish tanks, and most of them certainly know they can't catch the fish through the glass, nor do they intend to break the glass.

      Many fish don't appear to know that though and so _respond_ accordingly. And that might be enough for your cat. I doubt someone playing a game is trying to catch something inside an iPad ;).

      As for whether cats or dogs are smarter, I don't really care. Most don't seem smart enough to be given that much responsibility anyway.

      What concerns me are transhumans/posthumans. When scientists start creating human hybrids or very intelligent creatures. At what point do you consider an entity "human", as it it gets the rights, privileges AND responsibilities of a human being?

      If society is not ready to answer that question in the near future, then scientists shouldn't be forcing the issue onto society by researching into such directions. It would just lead to more evil being inflicted. Augmenting humans is a different thing from creating more humanlike entities.

      If we are creating creatures with near human intelligence (or even smarter) for the purpose of enslaving them, is that really such a good thing? If we are not going to enslave them, what the heck are we doing - we haven't even solved the racism problem yet.

      When your pets get really smart, you better hope they treat you nicely, whether because they find you cute and adorable, or something... Maybe out of our good example (haha).

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    62. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by tobiasly · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it was also modded troll because it is a fallacy. You don't train a computer, you program it to do extremely specific commands. It is not *learning* anything. Even AI programs where you supposedly "train" the computer to do what you want is still not quite accurate in my eyes. According to the dictionary I just looked up, intelligence is "the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills."

      But your fallacy is that you presume intelligence is the only factor in trainability. If I "trained" two people how to jump off a cliff ("you need to get a really good running start, like this..."), and one of them did it but the other refused, is the one who jumped more intelligent?

      Maybe cats can't be trained because they don't find it in their best interest. (And I say this as a dog lover who can't stand cats.)

    63. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by JP205 · · Score: 1

      The cat I had when growing up learned that when trapped in the basement she could jump on the mini van, climb into the laundry shoot, open the door at the top of the shoot, and get upstairs. She also learned that at night she had to cry at the second story window by the bedroom to get let back inside. Our dog on the other hand was able to learn sit and stay and little else. Granted the cats abilities were more self-serving.

    64. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by tsalmark · · Score: 4, Funny

      You would go get the stick wouldn't you?

    65. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      You are right though, the trick to communicating with a cat is to communicate with the cat, rather than expecting everyone and everything to speak English.

      When our current cat Fizzgigg does something wrong, we motion as if we're going to spray her with a water bottle (we only had to actually spray her once. Now, just the gesture of "spraying" is enough to stop her dead in her tracks, even without holding a spray bottle.) On the rare occasion that it's really messed up (such as chewing on paper for my wife's work, lol), we gesture-spray her AND yell at her as if she were human.

      She may respond mostly to the gesture, but she still picks up on the addition of verbal abuse that what she did was not just wrong, but REALLY wrong. She occasionally repeats gesture-spray offenses, but she has never repeated a gesture-spray and verbal abuse offense.

    66. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by tixxit · · Score: 1

      One of my parent's cats figured out how to knock on the door. He rips the side moulding off a door, pulls it back, then lets go so it smacks the door. He continues this until you let him in. If that fail, he goes to every single window sill that he can reach until he finds you, then he meows and paws at the window until you notice and let him in. My cat is nowhere near as smart. He watched another cat for 2 hours, going in and out a hole in a screen door, until he finally realized he could do the same thing (up that point he just kept meowing at the door and trying to make a break for it every time it opened).

    67. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by JonStewartMill · · Score: 1

      The term "attitude" is a dead giveaway that you're anthropomorphizing your cats' behavior. You choose to interpret their behavior as having an 'attitude', whereas another observer might simply conclude that the cat is not smart enough to understand what you want it to do. Let's face it, this question is never going to be answered because it's a stupid question. Intelligence means different things in different organisms and different situations. Asking if one species is smarter than another is like asking whether hearing is a better sense than smell.

    68. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a cat who figured out the laser pointer. When I try to use it, she just stares at my hand with a look that says, "seriously?"

    69. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by speroni · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's my motivation?

      For bacon I might get you a stick.

      For a paycheck I might flip your burgers, or design your nuclear plants. (depending on my intelligence and your paycheck)

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    70. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      And yet ... most cats learn to go to the toilet. Most dogs do not.

      However, the study seems to show that dogs (surprise, surprise) are better at reading body language than cats, and use significant brainpower to do so. So, in terms of social intelligense, dogs are "smarter" than cats. But it really does not tell us anything on their ability to solve problems, learn new skills or other intellectual pursuits.

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    71. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

      But your fallacy is that you presume intelligence is the only factor in trainability. If I "trained" two people how to jump off a cliff ("you need to get a really good running start, like this..."), and one of them did it but the other refused, is the one who jumped more intelligent?

      Maybe cats can't be trained because they don't find it in their best interest. (And I say this as a dog lover who can't stand cats.)

      First off, I based my argument off of the definition of the word intelligence from a dictionary. We have to start somewhere, afterall. Perhaps you have a better definition we can argue over?

      What I said was that intelligence was the ability to acquire knowledge and skills. In your example, you trained two people how to jump off a cliff. Might I suggest giving them a test to see what they learned instead of asking them to show it in the real world? Or maybe jump into a ditch? Point is, there is more than one way to test if the knowledge or skills were acquired.

      Furthermore, you fail to take into account the previous things those two people learned. For example, the one that didn't jump has likely acquired the knowledge that falling from a cliff can be fatal, and thus doesn't jump. The person that did jump either didn't have the knowledge or failed to apply it. So, your question back at you: which one is more intelligent?

    72. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      According to the dictionary I just looked up, intelligence is "the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills."

      Okay, that sounds like a fair assessment of intelligence, I'll grant. However, this 'research' doesn't measure up to that standard, because it is not measuring the "ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills", it is evaluating the ability and inclination to follow specific instructions, very like a computer.

      Is typing "when A do B" very different than demonstrating to a dog that "when you do A, B happens", then crediting the dog for doing A to produce B? It is a different method of input, but it's still 'programming' (or 'conditioning' if you like). It's true that computers don't do it out of a desire for a reward or fear of punishment (I wonder how that would look!), but the principle is the same.

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    73. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Mine does the opposite. As soon as she hears the jingling of the little clip on the side of a laser pointer, she looks at my hand, and immedeatly starts looking at the ground for the dot. As soon as it shows up, she plays "hunter". Rather than chasing after it, she prowls and hunts it.

    74. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had pets my whole life, both cats and dogs. In my own experience, dogs make for better companions, but cats are more intelligent.

      Brilliant! Yet again, a single /. user's anecdote proves wrong a scientific study! Whatever would we do without you?

    75. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      One of my cats was actually born in a horse barn where he learned to be a proper cat. When he came to live with me he provided an endless supply of mice, squirrels, birds, and even rabbits.

      And how's that working out for you? This is a feature, not a bug, I take it?

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    76. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Motard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right. I have both. My dogs are more easily trained, but my cats seem to figure out stuff by themselves. Dogs are baffled by things like cupboard doors, but most cats solve the problem fairly quickly.

      But squirrels and birds are able to solve very complex obstacle courses themselves. In this sort of thinking, they put dogs to shame.

      http://www.maniacworld.com/squirrel-obstacle-course.html

    77. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Funny, I have a similar method with my parent's dog. She's been so well trained that you never have to yell at her or lay a finger on her if she is doing something wrong. You just point at her and lock eye-contact. She'll stop exactly what she is doing and stare at you until you dismiss her with a wave or telling her to "Go on." We never had to touch the dog to train her, we just had to tell her no with a tone that made it clear, in no uncertain terms, who the dominant creature was.

      I read some of your earlier posts regarding how cats look at you with a, "I don't care," look in their eyes. I know what kind of look you are talking about as I've raised my own cats before. However, I do want to point out that some of that attitude you are reading may very well be anthropomorphizing your cat as has been pointed out earlier. I used to think cats had attitude, but then I met a few cats raised on ranches and farms which very clearly did not. I think the only reason modern house cats appear to have attitude is because they have not been given a clear role to perform in their homes. So they tend to stare at their owners in expectation. We just see the, "I don't care," theme because of their facial structure which resembles that attitude in the faces of human beings who have made their position clear in the past.

      For cats that have been trained on a ranch or at a farm (to be mousers, or whatever), they never show you an "I don't care," attitude. They act very similarly to a dog in that they treat you as the owner and master and they obey your commands. I think the modern idea that cats have attitude just stems from the prevalence of spoiling of cats by modern families. That's just my two cents though.

    78. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Well imagine that. An animal, is able to figure out that physical object can be moved. By observing another animal moving said object. Wow, give the cat a gold star.

      Look, cats are cool. And some people are particularly enamored with attitude they seem to carry with them. But the thing is a damn animal. It has no attitude. It has a number of behavioral traits that you, as a human, find familiar and therefore endearing. Apparently, this attachment has clouded your judgment to the point that you consider a cat moving an object to be an act of higher intelligence.

    79. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I see. So I'm not allowed to present my own opinion, even when including the qualifier "In my own experience?"

      Would you mind explaining to me the point of a forum like Slashdot if I'm not allowed to express my opinion, even when explicitly labeling it as such?

    80. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Derosian · · Score: 1

      Generally you either have to go down to the cat's level as you say, or in some cases find something that a cat cares about and use that as a teaching tool. One friend of mine found that his cat hated being alone, so if the cat did something wrong (spray the carpet) he puts it in the closet for a minute. The cat was brilliant, it learned very quickly what it could and could not do. I think these scientists are also drawing the wrong conclusion, it probably takes more brainpower to perform many socially interactive activities, but that doesn't mean they are necessarily smarter. Honestly I prefer dogs over cats, to me dogs are honest about their behavior, you can read easily what emotion a dog is displaying, but maybe that is because I grew up around more dogs than cats.

    81. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      That's not toxoplasmosis, this is toxoplasmosis!

      The simple fact is that intelligence isn't directly comparable between species that are more than a few hops on the family tree away from each other. The brains are tuned by millions of years of selective evolution to respond to certain stimuli and make certain decision-making processes in certain ways, which is one of the reasons why metrics like social involvement are nonsense; that just means dogs are more like primitive humans. Note that most Oxford researchers aren't very social.

      A better way to define intelligence might be as a function of learning speed; how fast you can make those neuronal connections stay put and change the number of neurotransmitter receptors. This is how some humans are capable of being smarter than others despite having roughly the same number of neurons. Training is a good way to test this, but you have to use tests that don't involve humans or any social satisfaction element, because that biases the tests against creatures that don't see social satisfaction as a goal.

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    82. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I was referring to shifting your method of interaction, not the animal's.

      Conditioning point of view means providing them treats/praise to teach them, attitude point of view means to ignore the compulsion of treating them like humans or equals.

      You will see in other posts in this same thread wherein I describe the need to respond to a cat the way another cat would respond, rather than the way a human would respond. This applies feline characteristics to humans, which is the opposite of anthropomorphizing a pet.

    83. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      ...ever heard the expression "like herding cats"?

      I do like cats though for their 'gof*ckyourselfness'. When they're affectionate, you know it counts.

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    84. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by not+flu · · Score: 1

      You do realize that nobody else can know shit either, right?

    85. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      How many dogs do you know who understand, at ANY level, the purpose of a printer's OFFLINE button, or a computer's RESET button?

      In my experience both of those buttons elude the intelligence of most humans.

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    86. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by SammyIAm · · Score: 1

      You obviously never played catch, or three-flys-up as a kid. The point being, and I haven't read the article but this is what it sounds like they're going for, is that dogs are more social and do things like playing with their owners. Cats on the other hand just kinda do whatever they feel like without the capacity for as much social interaction.

    87. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      My last cat learned how to defeat the child-proof locks .... Within a week, that damn cat had those things mastered.

      I am not impressed. When my daughter was 14 months old, she bypassed those things 15 minutes after I installed them.

    88. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      However, I do want to point out that some of that attitude you are reading may very well be anthropomorphizing your cat as has been pointed out earlier.

      See here:

      I was referring to shifting your method of interaction, not the animal's.

      Conditioning point of view means providing them treats/praise to teach them, attitude point of view means to ignore the compulsion of treating them like humans or equals.

      You will see in other posts in this same thread wherein I describe the need to respond to a cat the way another cat would respond, rather than the way a human would respond. This applies feline characteristics to humans, which is the opposite of anthropomorphizing a pet.

    89. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by not+flu · · Score: 1

      According to your logic cats are also more intelligent than humans.

    90. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      I have attempted to train a cat and I can tell you that you can easily get it to understand what you want it to do but it just doesn't understand why the hell it should bother. Dogs/wolves are social animals that in the wild live in packs with strict hierarchy, cats are not. They just don't get the concept of someone telling them what to do.

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    91. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your example you leave out the reward. An intelligent person will go pick up that stick if a proper reward or punishment is involved. The low intelligent person wont go and get the stick unless he/she perceives a reward or punishment. It's fun to play catch for example. People play catch for only the emotional reward which is a perceived reward.

    92. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      You've got something there. Obeisance != intelligence. Cats ensure that they have all they want (food, litterbox) and anything more (affection, tricks) is totally up to them - they ~can~ be trained, but it's always ~their~ choice. Will is a form of intelligence in my book; or in other words, the ability to ask oneself 'do I really need to learn to do this?'.

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    93. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      Definitely a feature! Stew up them critters and feed the whole family.

      But seriously, those populations have to be maintained. If the neighborhood cats aren't taking care of them something else will move in and do the job. I'd rather not have to deal with large birds and snakes, so I was comfortable scooping a dead bird on occasion. The morning I awoke to the sound of him chewing the ass off a rabbit outside my bedroom window was a bit weird, but I didn't have to feed him that day so it all worked out fine in the end.

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    94. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by DJRumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think an easier test of intelligence is to point at something. A dog will look where you're pointing. A cat just looks at your finger...

    95. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Informative

      For pussy you might put up with a really annoying movie and listen to someone bitch about how all the women at work piss them off ;)

      It's all about motivation.

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    96. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by toxonix · · Score: 1

      My cats are able to recognize patterns in body language, but they never understand spoken language. My dog(s) have all been more attuned to verbal prompts. Things like "git", "food", "go outside" etc are easily picked up by dogs. They especially respond to their names, even when not addressed directly. My cats don't respond to names at all, and usually ignore talking in general, or just treat it as any other noise. They might tilt an ear back at you, but they won't bother turning around to look at you like a dog will. They do recognize patterns. If I am opening a door and I don't want them to follow, I look at them and pause, or wave them away with a gesture, and they get the idea. They also know what parts of the house they are not allowed in. As long as I'm in the house, they observe the rules. Once I leave, all bets are off. The cats can open doors, but so can the dog when he wants to. They can't defeat round doorknobs of course. Dogs also have a wide variance in intelligence. Some breeds are just dumb as bricks.

    97. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      You're anthropomorphizing the cats perspective.

      You could say the same thing by comparing a dog and a rock. A rock will not fetch a stick, it simply doesn't want to, the distinction however is because it can't want to.

      Not saying cats aren't intelligent, just a bad example.

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    98. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      I see some gender consistency here. Perhaps it's just females that are nuts? :D

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    99. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Shakrai · · Score: 2

      Have you ever seen the way a cat looks at you when you give them a "command"? It's not a blank look, it's a "you gotta be kidding me" look.

      Why are you taking human mannerisms and trying to apply them to a non-human?

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    100. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      I think* cats present a fine illusion of intelligence by ignoring you when they don't want to be engaged. People use this technique successfully all the time -- if you're aloof, there's an assumption of intelligence.

      That said, cats can be trained too - though perhaps not with a vocabulary as large as dogs. It just takes more patience.

      *Speaking as owner of 3 dogs, 2 cats, and a number of past pets of both species...

    101. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      That cat would discover the meaning of the word "catapult" if it tried that with me.

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    102. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Door (noun) -

      What a cat always finds himself on the wrong side of.

    103. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Intelligence isn't the ability to acquire knowledge and skills, it's the ability to use knowledge and skills to achieve a goal or to solve a problem, and the ability to adapt previous experiences to new situations.

      By your definition, a savant with an eidetic memory is brilliant... they have an encyclopaedic retention of trivia/information, but they may be completely non-functional in actually applying that knowledge.

    104. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can train a dog using clicker training.

      You can train a cat using clicker training.

      I'm pretty sure trainability and intelligence are not linked nearly as tightly as people like to pretend.

    105. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Motard · · Score: 1

      My wife had two cats when we moved into our house and discovered one already living there. In time he would beome my favorite cat, but we got off to a rocky start. At 6:00am I awoke to a cat fight and had to throw him out of the house. The same thing happened the next day. And the following morning. This time however, I stopped to see him sitting at the door with an expectant look on his face. He had trained me.

      So this time I stamped my feet and chased him around the house until I felt he was suitably freaked out. The early AM cat fights were no more. He trained me and I trained him. But he figured it out the first time. It took me three tries.

    106. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, besides, who as an intelligent being would like to socialize with us humans? Cats are more intelligent since they have to do nothing to get fed and taken care of, that is being smart. Sorry dogs.

    107. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by ynohoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A hypothesis is that dogs became domesticated through captured wolf cubs being trained, whereas cats started hanging out with humans when we started storing grain and they found a ready supply of rodents. Cats got used to being around humans, rather than being actively domesticated.

    108. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by clarkkent09 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well how about this. When my cat wants to go outside, usually in the evening, he scratches on the (glass) door at the back of the house and then stares at me. Simple enough so far, he scratches the door, I open it. However, when I'm upstairs and I can't see him doing it, he will come up and scratch on any piece of glass, a window or a mirror. It seems like it went from 'let me through this door' to 'when I scratch on glass it means I want to go outside', a bit more complex concept.

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    109. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by GooberToo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Cats are fairly trainable. The big disconnect comes from requiring a different approach than one uses with dogs. For whatever reason, many people seem unable to read a cat's body language; which is an absolutely must. While I do agree, in general, dogs are smarter than cats, both have fairly large vocabularies to which they can comprehend and attempt to emote.

      Remember, on average, dog = three year old human. A cat = two year old human.

    110. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Oblig Twain:

      "A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."

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    111. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still haven't actually made your point. Insisting something is true over and over isn't an argument, it's an appeal.

    112. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Also, maybe the person who did not jump was an idiot who did not understand the instructions and demonstration.

    113. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > Now, cats in America in 2010, that's a different story.

      Farm cats still work for a living. They're more independent contractors than employees, though.

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    114. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      For the third time:

      Dogs require conditioning to communicate with any semblance of reliability...cats are already trained, you just have to communicate on the same level as them (i.e. with body language.) As previously mentioned, this is based on my own experience of owning 7 dogs and 4 cats. naturally, this doesn't mean it applies to EVERY cat and dog, but it certainly applies to every cat and dog I've ever owned. That accounts for something, even if not a definitive answer on the cat vs dog question.

      If you still don't get it, then I think we're done here.

    115. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      That was what I was wondering about. Cats have convinced us to keep them around and feed them without them having to do anything for us, that seems pretty smart. Whereas we seem to expect dogs to do tricks, work and reciprocate. Cats sort of get by just by being cute and not having to contribute anything else.

      Historically, we kept cats to keep down the vermin that tried to eat our grains supplies.

      In other words, we didn't domesticate cats because they were cute, nor did we expect that they'd not contribute anything.

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    116. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

      Is typing "when A do B" very different than demonstrating to a dog that "when you do A, B happens", then crediting the dog for doing A to produce B? It is a different method of input, but it's still 'programming' (or 'conditioning' if you like). It's true that computers don't do it out of a desire for a reward or fear of punishment (I wonder how that would look!), but the principle is the same.

      I believe it's that leap that the point lies. Dogs have the capacity to understand that a pattern exists. Computers have to be programmed to even look for a pattern, and what the possible parameters of that pattern could be.

      Perhaps another example- could a computer do your job (without knowing what job you may have; I'll assume IT related)? If your boss came to you right now and said, "I want you to figure out how to give me a report on access times on the new backend" would a computer be able to understand the request, learn the new system, and give your boss the report (and of course, not the report he asked for, but the report he actually wanted)? I'd say no.

      Ironically, neither could a dog.

    117. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Would you consider the following to be a human mannerism: reacting violently due to being pressured into an action against your own will? Of course you would.

      Now, have you ever tried to put a cat in a cat carrier?

    118. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

      Intelligence isn't the ability to acquire knowledge and skills, it's the ability to use knowledge and skills to achieve a goal or to solve a problem...

      That would be the "apply" part in my definition.

    119. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      If you take a human being of very low intelligence, and throw a stick and ask them to go get it for you, s/he'll trot off happily, pick it up, bring it back to you, and possibly drool in the process.

      Note, for reference, that dogs "fetch" because they've been bred to retrieve game that you've killed. Which breeding required a disruption between the "go get food" and "eat food" instincts of a wild dog/wolf.

      In other words, dogs are the way they are because we've twisted their instincts into something useful to us.

      Which is NOT the same as being stupid.

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    120. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, cats have strong spatial reasoning skills, which makes sense for solitary hunters. For example, if they're looking in the back window and they see you walk out the front door, even though they've never been inside the house, they can still recognize that it is the front door, and they run around the house to greet you (and the food you're carrying, to be fair).

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    121. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by RearNakedChoke · · Score: 1

      I've always considered it thusly:

      If you take a human being of very low intelligence, and throw a stick and ask them to go get it for you, s/he'll trot off happily, pick it up, bring it back to you, and possibly drool in the process.

      If you take a very intelligent human being, and throw a stick and ask them to go get it for you, s/he'll look at you like you're daft, and get on with doing something else.

      Ergo: the difference between dogs and cats, and why I consider cats more intelligent :-)

      Uh, intelligent people do that all the time. Do you have a boss? Yeah, guess what, you're fetching sticks for a reward. I fetch sticks for my children, for my wife, for my friends and neighbors. And they do it for me. And sometimes I do it for a complete stranger and my only reward is a pat on the head (ie "thank you"). But you know what doesn't fetch a stick? My kid's pet gecko. The inability to be trained doesn't make it intelligent.

    122. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by toxonix · · Score: 1

      Domesticated dogs don't do things very well on their own; they need a handler to take care of them. This was a stupid tactic by the Russians which backfired badly for them. Dogs are best employed as sentries, sniffers, scouts, attack and retrieve. No program to train dogs for individual combat or suicide missions has succeeded, thankfully.

    123. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      Only a nerd would interpret lack of interest in social activity as a sign of intelligence.

    124. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by mdielmann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (Now, cats in America in 2010, that's a different story.)

      [sarcasm]Yes, it's a blessing that rodents took the twenty-first century as the one to stop living in cities.[/sarcasm]

      We didn't have much of a problem with mice in the city where I live until they passed a law where people could live-trap stray cats. The next year had a huge jump in the mouse population.

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    125. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      You ignored the question. Why are you trying to apply human facial expressions to your cat? It's a completely different species with a completely different means of communication.

      Now, have you ever tried to put a cat in a cat carrier?

      Yes, I have. She doesn't like it but she swallows her pride and goes without a fight. Our cat knows who the boss is. They may not be as social as dogs but they do understand the "alpha" concept. My GF has never figured this out -- she tries to put the cat into the carrier and gets clawed. I put the cat into the carrier and she goes without a fight. The cat knows on some instinctive level that it's going to end very badly if she claws me.

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    126. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by blair1q · · Score: 1

      That's the sort of thing that makes anthropomorphization of animals a fallacy.

      Just because it acts like you doesn't mean it's dumb.

    127. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only dog people and Fox News watchers think the ability to unthinkingly obey is synonymous with intelligence.

    128. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if we reduce your argument to its basics, a cat that basically bites the hand that feeds it by not cooperating with its owner is expressing intelligence?

      This from someone who likes both cats and dogs. The main difference between a cat and dog brain is the size of the frontal lobe. It's the frontal lobe of the brain that has been shown to be the seat of the conscience, and the willingness to please or to get along with others. That seems to me to be a function of intelligence as it shows that the possessor understands the benefits of cooperation/teamwork and of not screwing over the authority figures in its life. You'll see several families of the canine species (wolves, coyotes, dogs) team up to hunt, and their teamwork can be impeccable. You'll never see cats exhibit teamwork.

      As for your example, the unknown in your scenario is the motivation given. If the guaranteed result of not jumping is worse than the quick death of jumping then the more intelligent person of the two would probably jump.

    129. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I would certainly hope your daughter is smarter than a house-pet.

    130. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by blair1q · · Score: 1

      The dog isn't looking where you're pointing. He's looking where you just threw something.

      But the cat will never figure that out, so cats are still dumber than dogs. Especially Australian Shepherds.

    131. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      You ignored the question. Why are you trying to apply human facial expressions to your cat? It's a completely different species with a completely different means of communication.

      My point was that observation of similarity is not the same as directly comparing emotional intent. It was meant as a way of getting my point across through the cold vacuum of forum talk, nothing more.

    132. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by rouzuki · · Score: 1

      Compare wolves against large cats (lions, tigers, whatever). Which one uses more complex interactions? While a cat of the same size would probably be stronger, faster and more agile, the wolf employs strategies such as pack hunting which in my opinion is a bit smarter than how large felines go about catching prey. And also, it's complete bullshit that cats don't do things they're asked because "they don't want to". If you believe that you've been watching one too many movies with personified cats. If you want however I'll agree to that line of thinking if you replace "don't want to" with "lazy".

    133. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by ProppaT · · Score: 1

      Then please explain why a dog will growl at it's tail and chase it in a circle.

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    134. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      So cats are more intelligent because dogs are more likely to fall for simple misdirection?

    135. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by FreonTrip · · Score: 1

      From what I remember reading, cats have poor pattern recognition skills, but an extremely strong visual-adrenal response. However, lest we imagine that cats are hopelessly stupid and coast solely on hormones, they are also capable of modulating the tone of their purring to manipulate humans. Anecdotes don't count for much, but I can say that one of my cats is smart enough to push doors open, and that she plays "fetch" with me (I'll toss a toy, she'll run to get it, plays with it for a moment, then brings it back and drops it within 6" of me to do it all again).

    136. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by hahn · · Score: 1

      Along that line of reasoning, if you take a human being of extremely low intelligence (e.g. Sarah Palin), they will also look at you like you're daft.

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    137. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you completely forgot what a truly intelligent creature would do: question why.

      Nice try, though. Almost made it, in a contrived, completely ridiculous sense.

    138. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a young cat which learnt to cry outside of the door to let him in. He was about a month and half old. Initially we started giving his mother some food and she decided to come with 3 small cats after a week or so. So she actually made sure that it would be safe.

      Cats are intelligent in a different way than dogs, and strategic thinking is for sure more advanced. The way of life forces the species to evolve certain (cognistic) abilities more than others (as in dogs which are social species and have a social hierarchy which translates to loyalty to a human owner).

    139. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by chihowa · · Score: 1

      My cat fetches. His motivation doesn't seem to involve the actual retrieval, though. When I throw a toy, he'll chase it and play with it a bit. When he gets bored with it, he'll bring it to me to throw again. I didn't actively teach him to do this, though, so I suppose he trained me.

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    140. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by somersault · · Score: 1

      I think you might have something there!

      We were looking after that same cat when she was a kitten, before we took her to my uncle's. We'd had her for days and she didn't purr once. Then one day she decided to bite me, and I pushed her away in shock. She slid off the end of the bed, crashing half a meter to the floor. I obviously felt rather guilty at the possibly excessive use of force and was about to check if she was okay, but before I could she hopped right back up onto the bed and started purring and being all affectionate. Nuts, I tell you!

      We called her "Dipstick", and not just because of the white patch on the end of her tail.

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    141. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by gmack · · Score: 1

      Dog intelligence varies widely by breed. My dog had no problem with cupboard doors and most of his training involved teaching him not to do things simply because he could.

    142. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Not a problem if you have only vermin in your area. Unfortunatly cats are not the most selective means of pest control. A lesson learned through the mysterious disappearance of my neighbour's Koi carp and my cat getting very wet at around the same time.

    143. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Then please explain why a dog will growl at it's tail and chase it in a circle.

      Fleas on its tail?

      Generally, it's called play. Just like when my cat does the same thing.

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    144. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're confused here.

      When you attempt to train a dog, conditioning comes into play. The dog knows it will get rewarded if it does what it's told, and as such becomes trained. You train a dog similar to how you train a human, through a reward system.

      When you attempt to train a cat, attitude comes into play. The cat doesn't care what you tell it to do, because it's a cat. Bribary doesn't work...you have to train a cat the way a mother cat would train her kittens. If you can read their body language (and learn how to physically communicate without the use of a tail), you can communicate with them on a fairly deep level.

      I've had pets my whole life, both cats and dogs. In my own experience, dogs make for better companions, but cats are more intelligent.

      I love both dogs and cats--when people ask me if I'm a dog or cat person, I say "both," which always leads to consternation.

      I used to think what you're thinking, but I gradually changed my mind. Cats and dogs are very different in their personalities, but I'm convinced that despite this, dogs are smarter (on average).

      The first time I realized this was when I was standing on our upstairs deck. The cats saw me up on the deck, and clearly wanted to come spend time with me--they were meowing like crazy, looking around for how to get to me on the deck. At one point, I noticed they were going inside and looking through the door, as if thinking the inside of the house was at a different level relative to the deck than the outside. It was clear they wanted to figure out how to get on the deck, but had difficulty understanding the spatial issues involved.

      I had the same experience with my relatives' dogs, and they immediately knew they had to go into the house, and take a fairly complicated route to get upstairs and onto the deck. This was despite the fact they had much less experience with our house. The dogs understood the route they had to take to get from the same point to the deck; the cats couldn't plan out the necessary steps.

      Since then, I've noticed this in all sorts of things. Try giving a cat and a dog cues by pointing--to something they both will want, like a highly valued treat. The dog knows what pointing means; cats have a much harder time.

      As the original poster says--it's much easier to train a dog. The only thing I'd add is that I think this is also true in situations were the incentives are approximately the same, like where food is involved.

      You have to be careful with the argument that "cats just don't want to perform better." At some point it becomes a nonfalsifiable hypothesis. You have to accept that there are some tasks where the incentive is approximately the same for cats and dogs; otherwise you're dealing with something unverifiable.

    145. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've concluded that any consistant ethical framework needs to pass the 'fiction test.' It needs to be able to handle even situations which are, and may always be, impossible. Designed creatures, simulated minds, brains in jars, people-copying, the discovery of alien civilisation, uplifting of animals. Not because these are likely to occur any time soon, but because failure to handle them in a consistant and acceptable manner indicates a flaw in the underlying rules.

    146. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Score+Whore · · Score: 1

      You've never heard of a pride of lions? Lions are social animals.

    147. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's so intelligent about the cat finding a way to get someone to let it in? My 4 month old Papillon/Chihuahua pup has already learned how to let me know it wants in from outside. It sits at the door and whines so I can hear it. This from a dog that doesn't normally communicate verbally at all. I don't think he's barked more than 2 times in his life, and has only whined other than when he wants inside when he has been stepped on accidentally. This is a dog that doesn't even bark at cats. He makes friends with them if at all possible. If they growl/hiss at him he just goes on his merry way.

    148. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Your post is precisely the reason I included the "in my own experience" qualifier :-)

    149. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would. But when I return it, you won't be able to throw it a second time, unless you're a proctologist. ;-)

    150. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      The physiological measurements are inconsistant. Dolphins, for example, have a brain/body mass ratio more than twice that of a chimp. Yet, while they are among the more intelligent animals, they are no match for chimps. They just have an unfair advantage in the ratio score: Their brains contain a very high ratio of glial cells to neurons, in order to better handle temperature changes that come from living in a fluid of very high thermal conductivity and variable temperature. Big brains stay warm or cool longer. Similarily, small (and rather stupid) songbirds can have a higher ratio than humans. Not because they have heavy brains, but because everything else about them has evolved to be extremally light in order to fly.

    151. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have had cats who go both ways. Some will look to where you point
      and others are endlessly confused.

      One factor that always plays well for us is how much time we spend
      playing with and challenging the cat coupled with doing so from a
      very young age. Those who had the head start always seemed to
      operate at a higher level versus those who did not.

    152. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Phase+Shifter · · Score: 1

      My uncle's cat figured out how to operate an answering machine.
      By swatting the right button, he could play back my uncle's voice whenever he wanted.

    153. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This one is not about intelligence, monkeys look at the finger too. It's more about the environment, animals learn to recognize human gestures if they grow up with humans. Wolves are known to look at the finger if they are wild, and look at the place you are pointing to if they grew up with humans.

    154. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Moryath · · Score: 1

      Standard response of a dog to a locked door: whine, whine, bark, bark, whine, wait for human to open door.

      Standard response of a cat to a locked door: probe every possible nook and cranny for cracks. Test seams with forceful pressure. Slide paw under to test for something to grab on to. When that finally fails, say "fuck it", and go curl up for a nap.

      I say the cat is smarter. At least the cat has reasoning capability. The dog will sit there for a day or more waiting rather than learn its lesson.

    155. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a dog that learned not to shit in places people normally walk by watching another dog that did that. He picked up the behavior after only a few hours of being around the other dog. Ever after that he stuck his butt under a bush or in a trash pile, or some other non-walkway place if he had to take a dump. There were no more dumps taken in the middle of an expanse of mown grass, no matter if he was at home, in a park, at someone else's house, etc....

      I had another dog that learned how to open doors by watching. He would turn the door knob with his mouth and come inside. He learned this at around 6 months of age. He was also smart enough to not allow the dog catcher to lure him off his own property. Anyone else who talked to him he'd walk right up to to get attention, even though they across the property line. He was smart enough to know the intent of the person talking to him.

    156. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by magbottle · · Score: 0

      My cats do all my shell scripting (bash mainly, some tcsh).

      They don't like C++ or Objective C at all.

      Don't even ask about Ruby.

    157. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Response to attempted training and being social is not necessarily the same.
      In my experience cats are extremely social, even if they are just sleeping they tend to wake up and relocate to a place that is close to their "family" if they are left alone.

    158. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by w0mprat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think an easier test of intelligence is to point at something. A dog will look where you're pointing. A cat just looks at your finger...

      Not true, at least for some cats, both my cats have learned how to interpret pointing. A classic trick is to pretend to throw something (ie a treat) both dogs and cats will skillfully anticipate the trajectory of object from the motion of your hand and pursue, with excitement. A test of intellegence may be if the cat or dog figures out it's been scammed quicker than the other does. From experience cats are sharp and natural skeptics once they've been tricked a couple of times. Dogs will fall for the same trick over and over, all day.

      If I do throw the kitty treat, but it bounces away and the cat missed it, my cats will look around then look at me to try and get an impression of where it might have gone. Cats and dogs both make eye contact and can easily learn to understand pointing.

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    159. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Anthropomorphising the situation is part of the problem. The dog chases and retrieves the stick not because it has a stick fetish, or because I told it to, but because there is some element of play involved. If you ask an intelligent person "Hey, do you wanna play a game," and then throw them a frisbee, you will probably get a positive response from virtually the identical situation.

      Also, for what it's worth, I'd consider play itself to be an indication of intelligence. So, if you're saying that a cat is smarter because it won't play, I'd say you're way wrong.

      That being said, a cat will play stupid games with you - just not dog games. If I drag a cat toy across the floor on a string, the average cat will chase it.

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    160. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      A dog is easier to train than most humans. That doesn't make it smarter. The cat is smart enough enough to know you'll still feed it and clean up its shit no matter what it does.

    161. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      There are still plenty of mice to clean up to warrant the cat's services.

    162. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      Dogs and cats are fundamentally different animals. They communicate and behave differently.

      The toilet example: cat's are already sort of wired to seek out a remote place to bury their poo (like people). Dogs OTOH pass beneficial gut flora to other dogs by eating each others poo. We desire the poo concealing behavior because it is more convenient and more like our own.

      I kind of want to generalize your last point. Specific examples of behavior may not really indicate "intelligence". Especially from animals that have been intentionally bred for thousands of years to coexist with us. The animals are so fundamentally different from each other, how can you really measure their intelligence?. Intelligence in humans is already a pretty fuzzy topic that we can't quite agree how to measure, trying to do so in other animals seems challenging.

    163. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by operagost · · Score: 1

      I think your anecdotal evidence is falling flat here. Dogs can and will attempt to operate door handles. Most dogs aren't small or flexible enough to get their paws turned under the door.

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    164. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps she knows that she'll never catch a fish through the glass, but the trying is fun in itself. A video game for cats, as it were...

    165. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overrated: -1
      Used VB inequality

    166. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by buback · · Score: 1

      But modern dogs are just applying pre-programed "skills" to human tasks. Breeding has been used to reinforced or suppress their instinctual urges as we see fit. Isn't this similar to programing a computer? Even simple programs can have complex emergent behavior.

    167. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the same way with my child. His culture is biased towards the mothers side, and I find raising him is more like raising a cat than a dog because of the culture difference. I try my hardest to raise him as I was raised, with a positive reward system (seems like a western christian thing), and his eastern buddhist philosophy just doesn't respond well. I need to read his body language more.

      Does that make him more or less intelligent? Intelligence is ill defined. I think we need a turing test of sorts, for intelligence. Some extremely simple criteria to judge by. Like the ability to consciously be aware of danger and avoid stress. Of course then we need a way to measure this.

    168. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by buback · · Score: 1

      perhaps cats point with their ears, or tail, whereas dogs point with their noses. It might be a smaller cognitive leap to assume a hand is a nose-analog instead of a ear or tail-analog.

    169. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, cats are cool. And some people are particularly enamored with attitude they seem to carry with them. But the thing is a damn animal. It has no attitude. It has a number of behavioral traits that you, as a human, find familiar and therefore endearing. Apparently, this attachment has clouded your judgment to the point that you consider a cat moving an object to be an act of higher intelligence.

      Look, people are cool. And some of us are particular enamored with the attitude they seem to carry with them. But the thing is a damn animal. It has no attitude. It has a number behavioral traits that you, as another human, find familiar and therefore endearing. Apparently, this attachment has clouded your judgment to the point that you consider a human moving an object to be an act of higher intelligence.

      There's a lot less of a gap between people and most other mammals than you seem to believe. Animals have feelings and attitudes like you and me. They function, basically, like you or me. Have you ever read the (non-fraud) stories of feral human children? After a certain point, they are completely unable to learn language and can only learn basic social skills like using the toilet with enormous difficulty. A huge amount of human intelligence comes from culture and social acclimation. Obviously, other animals are incapable of that. Even if they were somehow preprogrammed to be receptive to that social programming like we are, and asssuming it would make sense to them, it's not like a dog or cat could speak English - they're physically incapable. It's not like they have limber digits they can use to type on an iPad. It doesn't mean their brand of intelligence is just totally inferior. Nature didn't make a special case for mankind. Our brain works pretty much the same way as any other mammal, with some relatively minor refinements. Primates, who naturally have the most similar mindset, can be taught to speak sign language with a fair degree of fluency, and they're able to express their own ideas and exhibit creativity. Whales may actually be more "intelligent" than we are based on their brains - but where and how are they going to apply it?

    170. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      You'll never see cats exhibit teamwork.

      Wrong.

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    171. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      People can train cats. You just can't do it like you would a dog. Most people don't bother to train cats, whereas dogs are commonly trained. This means that societies have learned how to train dogs but we have little experience to work with if we want to train cats. I have seen some amazing trained house cats doing circus tricks.

    172. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      We will never face those questions without researching into such directions. Racism is easily solved, just not in the best interest of the rich to do so.

    173. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I had a cat that learned how to open doors. He was a big cat (about 16 lbs, not fat- just long) and would reach the doorknob with two paws and use the pads to turn the knob in the correct direction and lean backwards. He was only strong enough to open interior doors.

      We had to lock the pantry because of him. Cats may not be as trainable as dogs, but they've surprised me with their ability to solve problems.

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    174. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I think we need a turing test of sorts, for intelligence. Some extremely simple criteria to judge by. Like the ability to consciously be aware of danger and avoid stress. Of course then we need a way to measure this.

      That's a good idea, but it would be extremely difficult to seperate "instinct" from "intelligence" under those circumstances...

    175. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Some would rather die free than live a slave. If you would euthanize a healthy animal for convenience instead of say eating it, then it is probably you who should be euthanized.

    176. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      From a young age, I was taught to interact with cats as if I were another cat (when I wanted them to do something specific or get a point across, of course.) This has served me quite well...in my experience, cats respond FAR better if you approach them as a member of their species, rather than as a "human".

      Dogs, on the other hand, seem to fare better when taking the opposite approach.

      Not really indicative of intelligence one way or the other, just the difference in how to communicate with either one. Whether this is due to evolutionary/instinctual change since domestication or just because of the way their brains are wired is completely beyond me.

    177. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pointing is something that we have bred into dogs. It somes with them like barking does. FWIW no other animal does this pointing thing outside of dogs. Not even the much smarter dolphins point.

    178. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've never played fetch with a cat. They don't like balls; try plastic milk jug rings or fuzzy toys. And cats are easily trained. Mine was an outside cat and she came in from the woods when I whistled ... If she wanted to. Cats aren't eager to please (social hierarchy) like dogs. Train them something that's in their interest (or let them solve a puzzle like opening doors or using the toilet) and they shine.

    179. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Jamu · · Score: 1

      Ability or desire to follow orders <> intelligence

      As ably demonstrated by the Military.

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    180. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      That sounds exciting. And expensive ...

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    181. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Mine still eat lots of crickets and flies that get into the house. And possibly an occasional spider or other creepy-crawly. They also keep my lap warm on cold days, which can be nice.

    182. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dog will look where you're pointing. A cat just looks at your finger...

      So will most people.

    183. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The point of the article though is that the cats have lower social intelligence. So the cat isn't thinking "Why do you expect me to fetch that stick?" it's thinking "What do you want me to do? I don't get this" while the dog understands that you're trying to play with it, and will at least grab the stick and thrash it around.

      But cats have decent problem-solving skills while dogs' problem-solving skills are laughably poor, so they definitely seem more intelligent.

      Also try compressing some tin foil into a 3-4cm diameter ball and throwing it past a cat...

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    184. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

      Agreed, my anecdotal evidence says otherwise. When I was a kid, my dog learned to open the latch on the kennel door. Of course my dad didn't believe me... until he saw it himself a day later.

    185. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      By your logic, house plants are geniuses.

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    186. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Cats are known to operate door handles too. And my cat would jump into a windowsill to get our attention if she wanted in. If we were oblivious, she would bang her forehead into the window.

    187. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Goosgoonies · · Score: 1

      That cat would discover the meaning of the word "catapult" if it tried that with me.

      I tried that and failed miserably. My cat used to wake me up by sticking a nail inside my nostril and I can tell you that thing hurts. The next day she did that I slapped her hard.

      The day after she knew what was comming so she woke me up using the nail trick, but she also instantly ducked, thus avoiding being slapped. That's when I started using the 'catapult' trick.

      I gave up when, after some more cat throwing wake ups, instead of using her nail, she climbed in a high spot, directly above my bed, jumped down, landed on my chest and ran away like hell.

    188. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the cat has a better understanding of three dimensional space. The dog just knows that the door is where he goes in and out and whines at that door. The cat is looking in different windows trying to find a person.

      I love my dog, but I'm never going to pretend he's as smart as my cat.

    189. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Not to be a pedant or anything, but the word "Apply" doesn't appear anywhere in your post.

    190. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intelligence includes being able to identify productive tasks.

    191. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      The dog needs your approval, and will do most anything to get it. It's a pack animal and its success is based in co-operation; it's not that effective on its own. The cat isn't concerned about your approval. That's because it's not a pack animal, it's a highly effective solitary predator - it doesn't need you, and it has no built-in bias to please you. On the other hand if *you* please *it*, you will find they are just as friendly as dogs, and can be rewarded into doing pretty much the same things - fetch, roll over, sit, lay down, get down, shake, high five, etc. So clearly they have the capacity to interact - they're just not giving it up in the hope you'll like them; they're simply already ok, by their very nature.

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    192. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually I believe the better explanation of dog domestication was that wolves became partially domesticated first through natural selection when humans first started to live together in villages. Villages create garbage that wolves could scavenge from. Wolves with a lower "flight" instinct would be more likely to scavenge from these garbage piles without being scared away by the nearby human preference. This would give a survival advantage to wolves that exhibited this lower flight instinct. Given enough time the wolves that are less "afraid" of humans would be more likely to survive and pass along their genes. This would then set the stage for humans to step in and start training/breeding these already partially domesticated animals.

    193. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by buback · · Score: 1

      (mine still wants to go swimming even though the sea is starting to freeze).

      And this is your example of intelligence? Wolves won't do this, since they understand that swimming in near freezing water will kill them.

      I would much rather see a study measuring the intellegence of domesticated dogs versus wild dogs. I feel that that would be enlightening.

    194. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cat retrieves toys for me. I have trained him to sit, stay, sit up, and fetch. I always thought he was a dog reincarnated as a cat. This is probably an exception to the rule though.

    195. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I suspect that most cats understand the laser pointer, but play with it anyway. Much the same way that they can tell the difference between a piece of string and a snake and will go after it anyway. I don't think they're being dumb, they're naturally playful and enjoy the hunt.

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    196. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of like girlfriends...

      You guys do know what that is right? ...

    197. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by konohitowa · · Score: 1

      I've also found them to be adept at scorpion hunting.

    198. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Real intelligence is the ability to solve problems, and i've seen cats do some pretty nifty tricks to get what they want, so yes, they can be plenty smart, also, you *can* train a cat, but you have to train them their way, they do not respond well to the way we train dogs.

      As to whom is smarter... i guess it depends on the individual animal

    199. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, my cat will look where I point. I can point about 6' away and he'll investigate (and find) the target.

      So far, nobody has mentioned that cats do MUCH less than dogs and get the same luxury. Which is smarter? :D

    200. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by online-shopper · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself, I expect my cats to be cold blooded little killers.

    201. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a much smaller cat. She has learned (all by herself) to open both in-ward and out-ward interior doors by jumping at the handle with slightly different falling directions when she was about 8-month old. It is also her standard way of knocking the locked door when she's out and wants to get in. I have to re-mount some of the handles so that it opens when rotate sidewards. Although she loves to go out lonely, she seems to be more excited if someone in the family plays with her in the garden.

      I don't know if cat is more intelligent, but its adaptivity to the environment is really amazing. It is said that cat is the only domestic animal that can survive when put back into the wild nature.

    202. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Americano · · Score: 1

      Carp are quite edible. Think of it as the cat contributing to its own keep by getting a part-time job.

      Too bad for your neighbor, but think of the money you'll save.

    203. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      Hell, you'd even fetch their sticks

    204. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Xest · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true, of my two dogs, one would do this, the other will look at your finger, or just walk upto it and sniff it. One certainly was more intelligent than the other, he was very easy to train to do many tricks and such, but the other just wont learn anything beyond the absolute basics. One is without a doubt far more intelligent than the other, and the other is much more cat like in her level of "dumbness".

      It clearly varies even between species of dog. I'm not sure if there's any evidence that sex matters, but having always had dogs, and having had relatives and friends with dogs throughout my life, I've always felt male dogs seem to be somewhat more intelligent, whilst female dogs seem to be a bit more primal in their actions. This specifically though could just be coincidental, and it's certainly not a truly scientific observation!

    205. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      The cat we had when I was in high school would play fetch. We'd throw a little rubber ball and he'd go running through the house and get it, bring it back and drop it at your feet.

      My mom's current cat will do the same thing with "mousies" - little fur-covered toy mice. Throw it, he runs after it and brings it back.

      Fetch isn't that unusual in cats in my experience.

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    206. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by kryliss · · Score: 1

      Is that what you observed? :)

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      --- If the bible proves the existence of God, then Superman comics prove the existence of Superman.
    207. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      My wife's been teaching the cat how to open doors - the cat likes to follow her into the bathroom, and when they're leaving they both open the door.

      I've seen her try to open the door when she's followed me in - she's definitely trying to apply rotational force to the knob.

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      The preferred solution is to not have a problem.
    208. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Americano · · Score: 1

      The real question is this: did he ever figure out the cup holder?

    209. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      I think she's pretty well aware she can't get the fish, she's just having fun

    210. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      Mine will go sit in front of me waiting for me to shine the light, yet still chases the light, probably because it's fun

    211. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Sounds like your cat needs to be taught who the alpha is in the household. Our cat waits until we wake up before she starts whining for food. If she tried to wake us up as you are describing it would end very badly for her.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    212. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      In my experience you don't need to train a cat to be a mouser, it comes with the package, as for cats treating you as a master, i have never witnessed such behavior with any cat, be it a house cat, one on a farm, a stray or a feral.

    213. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Americano · · Score: 1

      whereas another observer might simply conclude that the cat is not smart enough to understand what you want it to do

      You could also conclude that cats don't spend much time communicating with one another 'verbally' - there's usually a strong physical - 'body language', if you will - element to it as well. Dogs seem more verbally expressive (I know that the average dog I've owned has been far noisier than the average cat), and thus may be more likely to understand that the noises you're making at it are communication, whereas the cat is hearing the noises, and looking at you (the source of the noises), but doesn't comprehend that the noises are tied to some sort of expected behavior.

      I think you're right though - trying to assign "intelligence" in the human sense on an animal is a rather silly exercise.

    214. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      Ability or desire to follow orders <> intelligence

      As ably demonstrated by the Military.

      I wasn't going to go there...but yeah, that is an extremely apt comparison.

      Of course, it takes a lot more than just the ability and willingness to follow orders to make a fine soldier, but that is a specific trait that the military mind does seem to select for and reinforce.

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      "I love animals! Some are cute, others are tasty, what's not to like?" - Betsy Schroeder, Jeopardy contestant
    215. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      Never had any problems with it.

    216. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      This is the correct answer - which has been recreated in tests. Which interestingly enough, also helps prove that the vast number of dog species have not existed all that long. In fact, the number of dog species is directly related to their domestication by man.

    217. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by youngone · · Score: 1

      That's just not true, oh wait, I just have to go and get this stick. OK, back now, carry on.

    218. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      Diary of a cat:

      DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

    219. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      Problem is, cats nor dogs are aware of that little fact

    220. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a friend of mine who owns a cat that can open an accordion door made of four panels by pressing it in the middle, causing the door to contract, thus leaving a space large enough for the cat.
      The interesting thing is that the cat did not learn it from humans, because no one would open an accordion door by pressing it in the middle, because it won't leave enought space for a man (and, by the way, the door has its handle).
      The cat just has understood how that kind of device works.

      I rarely see dogs doing smart things. Usually they just do what they are taught to do. Cats, are different, they rarely do what they are told to do, and often do astonishing things by their own.

      I think that the same difference is applied to humans. You won't call a genius someone who has learnt how to solve difficult equations by training. You call a genius the one who can solve the problem by himself in a new and efficient and way just when the problem has to be solved.

      Furthermore, to state that the dogs are smarter because they are more social it's like saying that Godel was a complete idiot just because he was sociopath.

    221. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except cats that grow up with humans will still look at your finger.

    222. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Solandri · · Score: 1

      When you attempt to train a cat, attitude comes into play. The cat doesn't care what you tell it to do, because it's a cat. Bribary doesn't work...you have to train a cat the way a mother cat would train her kittens. If you can read their body language (and learn how to physically communicate without the use of a tail), you can communicate with them on a fairly deep level.

      That's not training your cat. Your cat has trained you.

    223. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by thechao · · Score: 1

      I've trained all three of my cats. They can and do respond very well to positive feedback (usually a small treat or being petted). As opposed to a dog which you can "handle", i.e., by pushing down on their hindquarters, lifting a paw, etc., with a cat you have to wait for them to perform some part of the trick you want. Then you reinforce that behavior. After they learn the "partial trick" you keep adding on until they have the entire thing down. It takes a lot more patience and a lot longer. Also, cats will "revert" and decide to do some simpler thing, which forces you to start all over.

      I'd have to say, that while there are some smart cats, dogs are definitely better learners and much more engaging. In my experience, dogs pick up & retain new behaviors a lot better than cats (given that I've only had three dogs & three cats, take this as the anecdotal evidence it is). I don't really know what you mean by "communicate with them on a fairly deep level" ... sounds a little ... mystical to me. My cats love attention, love food, and love to be "trained" (which is a combination of the previous two).

    224. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by not+flu · · Score: 1

      The product of playing "fetch" with a human from a dog's point of view is fun, bonding and exercise. Seems like a fairly productive task to me.

      Besides, obviously cats like playing too. Just because dogs are more social about it doesn't tell anything about the species' comparative intelligence.

    225. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by not+flu · · Score: 1

      You fail at reading comprehension, it is an example of how little dogs care about wet or cold, not of intelligence. Obviously it isn't killing my dog, and there are humans who take part in the exact same activity FOR FUN too - only they go out of their way to actually break the ice after it has already frozen.

      You should try it some time, the endorphin and adrenaline rush caused by temperature shock can feel pretty awesome.

    226. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I don't really know what you mean by "communicate with them on a fairly deep level" ... sounds a little ... mystical to me.

      Not at all. I meant that you can communicate with them as if you were one of them. You can get them to grok your intentions, what you want them to do, if something is going on in another room, your mood, etc. It takes some time to learn, but it's fairly easy. Once you have learned the physical cues (both general and cat-specific), it all seems intuitive and, dare I say, instinctive.

    227. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      You can easily make robots and computers do what you want. Does that make them smarter too? Likewise, I wonder how well you'd have been able to train Einstein to jump over fences and run through tubes on your command. Dogs are stupid lol.

      Maybe this person has a cat.

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    228. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Logic failure on your part. I wasn't claiming to have done a study. I was merely expressing an opinion based on my own life experiences.

      I would also submit that you're just plain wrong anyways. Having first hand experiences with both species at different points in my life is certainly not a source of 'useless' observations.

    229. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      But your fallacy is that you presume intelligence is the only factor in trainability. If I "trained" two people how to jump off a cliff ("you need to get a really good running start, like this..."), and one of them did it but the other refused, is the one who jumped more intelligent?

      Maybe cats can't be trained because they don't find it in their best interest. (And I say this as a dog lover who can't stand cats.)

      The one that convinced the other one to throw you off a cliff.

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    230. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      Right. I have both. My dogs are more easily trained, but my cats seem to figure out stuff by themselves.

      Maybe dogs think they are smarter than cats, but cats know they are smarter than dogs.

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    231. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 1

      So your premise is that doing nothing requires more intelligence than performing a task?

      If you read the parent another time or two, you may pick up that the premise is more like "obedience does not imply, or even correlate well with, intelligence".

    232. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      My current cat (I've had several some years ago) learned how to open doors just by watching humans do it

      My friend's dog learned how to open doors sliding doors so he could go inside and sit on the couch - the really freaky thing was that the dog closed the door after he'd gone through it.

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    233. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by djlowe · · Score: 1

      My cats do all my shell scripting (bash mainly, some tcsh).

      My cat grinds out some pretty good Perl just by walking back and forth over the keyboard... and he refuses to comment it, so anyone that looks at it later can't even tell that I didn't write it. Sadly for me, his grasp of syntax is better than mine, though I like to think that I'm much better at programming logic. *grin*

    234. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Bertie · · Score: 1

      I'm not at all sure about cats, but I know for sure that dogs do that because they're surprisingly bad at spotting things which aren't moving. Their vision's all geared up for tracking moving prey, so as you say, they'll follow the trajectory of a moving object, or even its expected trajectory, no problem. But once it stops moving, they're actually better off using secondary cues, such as watching you to try and work out what you did with it.

      Anyway, is this really a test of intelligence, or persistence?

    235. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Funny

      But how do you know she's actually trying to catch the fishes?

      I've seen humans tap the glass of fish tanks, and most of them certainly know they can't catch the fish through the glass, nor do they intend to break the glass.

      Many fish don't appear to know that though and so _respond_ accordingly. And that might be enough for your cat. I doubt someone playing a game is trying to catch something inside an iPad ;).

      As for whether cats or dogs are smarter, I don't really care. Most don't seem smart enough to be given that much responsibility anyway.

      What concerns me are transhumans/posthumans. When scientists start creating human hybrids or very intelligent creatures. At what point do you consider an entity "human", as it it gets the rights, privileges AND responsibilities of a human being?

      If society is not ready to answer that question in the near future, then scientists shouldn't be forcing the issue onto society by researching into such directions. It would just lead to more evil being inflicted. Augmenting humans is a different thing from creating more humanlike entities.

      If we are creating creatures with near human intelligence (or even smarter) for the purpose of enslaving them, is that really such a good thing? If we are not going to enslave them, what the heck are we doing - we haven't even solved the racism problem yet.

      When your pets get really smart, you better hope they treat you nicely, whether because they find you cute and adorable, or something... Maybe out of our good example (haha).

      hmmm, interesting, I think your post is a really good example of why you should not take acid (or whatever) and then post to slashdot.

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    236. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Dogs know that after they get out of the water they can go lie down next to a hot radiator.

    237. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by turing_m · · Score: 1

      My cats love shoving things into pipes. They've even won awards for it.

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    238. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Chimpanzees don't look where you're pointing either. This was pointed out on a recent Nova episode:
      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/nature/dogs-decoded.html

    239. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by steelfood · · Score: 1

      I think you might've just gotten trained by the cat.

      Reminds me of an old Garfield comic: "Claws on a chalkboard?"

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      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    240. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After which it then goes on to praise dogs on their exceptional intelligence and ability to pick up on social queues:

      "NARRATOR: Since we're the only species that makes this gesture, it would be remarkable if any animal could understand it. But dog owners take it for granted that their dogs respond to pointing.

      JULIANE KAMINSKI: Good boy!

      NARRATOR: For Kaminski, it's proof of their extraordinary social intelligence.

      JULIANE KAMINSKI: If you really look at that gesture, it's an informative gesture. So it's, in its essence, a very cooperative interaction, so, I'm really helping you to find something. And for dogs, following, pointing seems to be very natural, and it makes dogs extremely interesting.

      NARRATOR: In fact, dogs are so tuned in to our social cues, they can even pick up on something as subtle as the direction of our gaze."

    241. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanksgiving is coming up so I will relate my "really intelligent cat" story.

      We had a siamese cat and a more or less rottweiller dog. We had a turkey in the oven defrosting.

      Both animals wanted the turkey. The dog could not open the oven and get it, but the cat did know how. But he could not himself move the turkey. Too heavy.

      So they worked together. The cat opened the oven (he was very good with such things) and that allowed the dog to steal the turkey and make off with it, which she did. The cat helped himself to the the stuff left behind in the pan. All of this happened with humans watching from the next room, and honestly happened very fast or we would have stopped it. Went from animals sniffing around the stove to wholesale turkey theft in a matter of seconds. all facilitated by the cat.

      We had another cat at that same time who leanred how to use mirrors. The siamese hated this other cat and liked to beat him up, so the target cat learned he could sleep in a particular corner where there was a mirror, and if he slept facing the mirror, he could see who was sneaking up on him (namely the siamese) while at the same time the attacker didn't realize he wasn't getting away with it. The end result was that the target cat ALWAYS slept or sat facing the mirror and was completely cognizent of everything going on behind him, even while not looking like it to the other cats. We've never had any other cat figure out what a mirror was and use it to that same level. Some of them get the reflection thing but none of them see it as a tool.

      We have had a tremendous number of cats and dogs over the years. One problem of measuring their intelligence is that these animal vary a lot from one to the next. Some cats are stupid as posts, some are geniuses capable of opening doors and defeating all manner of obstacles. Some dogs are complete idiots. Some understand subtle hand signals and do complex things without fail. It varies from animal to animal even in the same litter far. Some have it. Some do not. But every animal intelligence test is of one at a time. It's not clear if there is any effort made to choose a dumb one or a smart one.

    242. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats aren't eager to please (social hierarchy) like dogs.

      This. Dogs are constantly seeking your approval, which is why they are easily trainable. Cats don't really care.

      You could argue that this makes dogs better pets, but I have a hard time buying that it means they are smarter.

    243. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Cats have convinced us to keep them around and feed them without them having to do anything for us, that seems pretty smart."

      Cats are employed by humans to keep rodents at bay, it's been that way for millenia.

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    244. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      My cats can do things no two year old human can ever do. For one thing they have understanding of abstract spatial relationships and deep memory.

      If my cats see something outside that goes behind a tree or around a corner they know instantly what other window in the house would now provide a better viewpoint, and rush to it. Even if that window is now on the opposite side of the house.

      They fully understand that the picture they are looking at through the glass is actually another area outside the house they live in.

      To me, that is pretty smart.

      Oh plus they know how to open the drawers of my dresser and get in them to sleep and close them behind themselves. I still have not figured out how they do it really because I have never seen it in action, I only see the result.

    245. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      I think an easier test of intelligence is to point at something. A dog will look where you're pointing. A cat just looks at your finger...

      Not always. and in any case, not a clear basis for intelligence.

      A dog does not think for itself - it just does what it is trained to. A cat will do what IT wants, not necessarily what you want it to.

      Both are intelligent - just in different forms.

      A dog is a servant, a cat is a master.

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    246. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post is worthy of a first generation AI.

    247. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by aiht · · Score: 1

      I think an easier test of intelligence is to point at something. A dog will look where you're pointing. A cat just looks at your finger...

      I didn't realise that. I've tried with both cats and dogs, and I've never got either to look where I'm pointing.
      Maybe there's something wrong with my finger...

    248. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not behavior peculiar to cats. I have a pup that does the same thing. He will also do a trick for a treat, and then go hide the treat for later. Some time later you'll see him eating a treat, wonder where he got it, and then realize he's pulled it out of his "storage".

    249. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      I think you're confused here.

      When you attempt to train a dog, conditioning comes into play. The dog knows it will get rewarded if it does what it's told, and as such becomes trained. You train a dog similar to how you train a human, through a reward system.

      When you attempt to train a cat, attitude comes into play. The cat doesn't care what you tell it to do, because it's a cat. Bribary doesn't work...you have to train a cat the way a mother cat would train her kittens. If you can read their body language (and learn how to physically communicate without the use of a tail), you can communicate with them on a fairly deep level.

      I've had pets my whole life, both cats and dogs. In my own experience, dogs make for better companions, but cats are more intelligent.

      I agree entirely.

      Dogs are smarter in terms of working out what you want them to do, and doing it, knowing they will likely be rewarded.

      Cats are smarter in terms of working out that what you want them to do is for your own selfish interest and then ignoring you...knowing that you'll feed them anyway...and if you don't feed them, your neighbour probably will.

      Both are intelligent, but in different ways. Both are also stupid, but in different ways.

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    250. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      Cats are fairly trainable. The big disconnect comes from requiring a different approach than one uses with dogs. For whatever reason, many people seem unable to read a cat's body language; which is an absolutely must. While I do agree, in general, dogs are smarter than cats, both have fairly large vocabularies to which they can comprehend and attempt to emote.

      Cats can make a LOT more sounds than dogs...if that is what you were referring to...

      Remember, on average, dog = three year old human. A cat = two year old human.

      Disagree - you cannot compare the intelligence with any animal to that of a human. Humans are in an entirely different league...even baby ones.

      My 18 month old child is way more intelligent than any dog or cat. Show me a dog or cat that can truly think for itself, and piece together discoveries from today with things it learnt 3 weeks ago.

      I am constantly amazed by the things she has worked out on her own, without needing to be told, trained, or anything. I've never really been amazed at things a dog or cat might do, except for maybe our last cat hiding its collar in a cupboard because it hated wearing it.

      Even a 1 year old human can pick up skills that a dog cannot comprehend. My daughter started to show her sense of humour well before 12 months. She would do things purely to make me laugh or smile. Dogs and cats don't really go beyond a confined set of abilities - which usually centre around sleeping, eating, and bodily functions. Even the things they can be trained to do, are purely driven by their senses.

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      This seemed like a reasonable sig at the time.
    251. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      that is because even at 12 months most humans are significantly more intelligent than any dog or cat.

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    252. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's great that their master commands them to shit in a box then...

    253. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by rhathar · · Score: 1

      I think of it like this:

      Dogs I've owned have shown amazing memorization and training capabilities. I can say "Ok, go get your leash." and they'll find it (not always in the same place) and bring it to the door and wait for me. Or there are the hundreds of various tricks you see many dogs do (Go get me a soda and a bag of chips) that involve a high level of complexity. I forget the name for it, but dogs are capable of abstract thought to the point where they know which rules apply when the leash is on versus off. Human children don't learn that until they're around four. All of these things tell me dogs are intelligent.

      Ok, cats. Everything I've just said about dogs will of course be repudiated by someone saying "Cats are too smart to do what you want!" By that logic, my tetra fish are fucking geniuses, because I feed them and they don't do ANYTHING for me (at least the cats cuddle). You can't take not doing something to prove intelligence, it just means they won't (or can't) do it.

      So what can we compare? Let's start with cause and effect. My dogs know when dinner time is. It's the same time every day. My cats think it's food time every time I walk near the kitchen and god help me if I'm handling a can because they'll meow for the next 10 minutes. It doesn't matter to them that I HAVE NEVER FED THEM BECAUSE OF THIS. There is no reason to believe that something will happen if they pester me and plenty of reason to think that I'll throw them in another room.

      Cats just look smart because they never fail because they never try (or can't try).

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    254. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by yanos · · Score: 1

      I think the proper citations should be "I can haz door?" and "I haz bin scratchin glass, outside yes?"

    255. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      As someone who has grown up in the country and observed both indoor and outdoor, domesticated and wild, dogs and cats I think the real heart of the matter is cats don't give a shit. Dogs can find the fun in just about any activity. I have watched a wild dog sling an old blanket around for hours just because it didn't have anything better to do on a sunny afternoon. The cats all looked at it like it was retarded. if it don't gain food, entertainment of decent quality, or some serious comfort? Well then cats don't give a shit.

      I had a little gray cat that was an excellent snake hunter. After it had barely become weaned it VERY quickly watched and learned the best times of the season to hunt the snakes, the best location, even which weather patterns would bring more snake activity. Did it do this for some higher purpose? To protect our home? To show its skill as an alpha hunter? Nope, he did it because he liked the taste of snake and therefor was willing to put in the effort. You'd think that would make him good at catching mice, rats, and other field rodents but nope, he didn't like the taste of them therefor he didn't give a shit and they could walk right past him and he'd just look bored.

      So I don't know if it is so much brains but attitude. Growing up around animals all dogs to me were just like really big puppies. Even when full size they want fun fun fun and can find the fun in just about anything. Cats on the other hand if it doesn't give them a quick and direct benefit just don't seem to give a rat's ass.

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    256. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by IllusionalForce · · Score: 0

      Actually, let me correct you. "nap" is correct for a cat's view, but from the viewpoint of any sane owner, it should rather be "sit/lie down in uncomfortable position and close your eyes"

    257. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Back in high school one of my friends had a cat named "Anubis" ("Nubie", pronounced newbie for short). 'Nubie liked playing fetch, with paper. When my friend asked Nubie to fetch paper, Nubie would (if in the mood, this IS a cat...) go to the printer, grab a sheet of paper, do a reasonable job crumpling it up, and bring it to my friend. Then they'd play.
      I also saw the cat jump up to a door handle, turn the lock, turn the handle, and kick off the frame, holding the handle, to open the locked door.
      I, too had a cat. She was a total moron. Ran into walls, didn't understand that the litter box wasn't for sitting in, and barely managed to grasp the concept that food goes into the mouth, not into the water bowl. If she had been human I would have tried to get her to run for congress.

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    258. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. I can see why you think dogs are intelligent.

    259. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is BS. Most farm cats are feral and won't come near humans, let alone obey commands and act like a dog would. Siamese are actually quite doglike in behavior (mine taught herself how to fetch among other things), but barn cats? Not in the slightest. My grandpa was a farmer, I grew up in an area surrounded by farms, and you can't even get within ten feet of most barn cats.

    260. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by magbottle · · Score: 0

      Yeah.

      Also, generalizing here, most cats have no concept of how to use whitespace to present their code in a more easily read format.

      I think it has to do with the way they type on the laptop. With their back to the screen, using it as a backrest.

    261. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


      All my cats respond to voice and gesture commands, easily.

      That's easy when your commands are "sit still," "nap," "blow me off," and "lick your ass"

      I've had a cat that could fetch different stuff for you. I don't think he relied on a large knowledge of human vocabulary, more like mind reading (or more likely reading human body language). You asked him to go get just about anything small enough for him to carry and he would go and get it for you, or herd it in if it was an animal or a child. He also tried to mimic different human behavior and speach. You could predict when he was up to one of those ideas, usually he studied you intensively for weeks whenever you did what he was attempting to mimic. He was also a "big" game hunter, mostly Great Black-backed and Herring Gull, which he usually imprisoned alive in the cellar, he also caught and sometimes killed hare, fox, rats, hedgehogs and occasionally dogs (largest one was weiner dog), fortunately he was very proud of the big game he got and showed it off to us, so we where able to stop him from killing or badly hurting any dogs (that we know of, if he killed any outrdoors he wouldn't have been strong enough to drag the carcass home), he also, in general, liked dogs and treated most of them like friends, he was also always very friendly towards humans and other cats (or we would have been forced to kill him, as he otherwise had been very dangerous). He was a very small cat, only 2.5 kg as an adult, the game he catched and killed could be ten times his size. He also had the habit of "feeding" the humans in the house, whenever they was bed ridden with a cold, with a continuous delivery of very small, carefully gutted, mouse. That was the most insane cat I've ever had and the only one with a genuine interest in human behaviour, other then food giving and petting. If you think ordinary cats have a delusion of grandeur, it is nothing compared to what he had. Unfortunatly, he was a bit to cocky for his own good and as he was not afraid of cars at all, he ended his life as a roadkill.

    262. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

      According to the dictionary I just looked up, intelligence is "the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills."

      Emphasis mine. Go back and check on me if you are still a non-believer. ;-)

    263. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Cats can make a LOT more sounds than dogs...if that is what you were referring to...

      Vocabularies work both ways. That means they can both understand and attempt to communicate with you.

      Disagree - you cannot compare the intelligence with any animal to that of a human. Humans are in an entirely different league...even baby ones.

      You can disagree all you want, but that's what studies have consistently shown. Keep in mind this is not an exact parallel. Its simply a rough basis for comparison. So roughly speaking, a cat, on average, has the intelligence of a human two year old. Again, roughly speaking, a dog, on average, has the intelligence of a three year old. That is, so says several studies.

      My 18 month old child is way more intelligent than any dog or cat. Show me a dog or cat that can truly think for itself, and piece together discoveries from today with things it learnt 3 weeks ago.

      You need to take a long hard look around. People forget that if you treat your kid like an idiot, you'll have an idiot for a kid - and yet that's how most people treat their pet. In fact, most people don't even treat their pet like a pet. Rather, they treat it like an animal which they simply co-habitat. Treat your kid like that and you'll have an anti-social, idiot of a child.

      Simply put, just because your animals are not able to fully reveal their IQ, does not define an entire species. Both dogs and cats CAN learn a non-trivially sized vocabulary. Regardless, its completely up to you to fill the available vocabulary space.

      Dogs and cats don't really go beyond a confined set of abilities

      Except we know for a fact that's completely wrong and is based completely on ignorance going back at least several decades. I encourage you to actually learn about the current state of animal study and their intelligence.

      You'll find that if you learn more about your pets and what they can actually do, you'll be a much, much better owner. In exchange, you'll have a far, far richer experience with you pet.

      Lastly, you need to keep in mind that many animals, especially dogs, have been crossbred. There are some real pathetic excuses of animals which really are retarded. This is especially true for AKA certified animals. That's not to say you can't get good dogs. You surely can. Just the same, an AKA seal actually means you're more likely to get a retarded animal; though statistically still somewhat small. And all this ignores the fact that because of breeding practices, some breeds are inherently smarter than others.

    264. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      have been crossbred

      Errg...that should say, "have been inbreed."

      BTW, because of the monies involved with AKA certified animals, there is a lot of financial incentive to defraud the AKA certification process. Which is why, statistically, you're more likely to get an inbreed animal; albeit, still relatively small. Not to mention, many "pure" breeds have more health problems than your typical mutt.

    265. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Pointing is merely a code, a visual language that has to be learned one way or another. Saying that some animals look at the finger and others don't doesn't say anything about intelligence, per se.

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    266. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I've trained cats. There are three at my house, and they're generally obedient. They also seem to understand most of what I say, unlike dogs I've owned.

      I trained one cat to fall down and play dead when I pointed my finger at him and said "bang".

      I think the researchers misinterpreted it, equating social activity with intelligence. If it were true that social activity equalled intelligence, most of us nerds would be considered unintelligent.

      Most species of birds are social, does that mean birds are more intelligent? I think these researchers are operating under false assumptions.

    267. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by IsoRashi · · Score: 1

      My one cat can't reach the door knob, but she knows that we turn it to open the door. If she wants to get in to the basement she will stand up against the basement door and reach towards the knob and paw at the door. Likewise, when she wants us to open the window she stands up against the window and claws at the locks on the window. This cat also understands how to open drawers, though most are too heavy for her to actually move, and how to open cabinet doors. I laughed so hard the day I woke up to see her in the bathroom with a cabinet door open and hair-ties all over the floor.

      On the other hand, I have a maine coon who is dumb as shit... and they are supposed to be pretty intelligent for cats.

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    268. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      ...would a computer be able to understand the request, learn the new system, and give your boss the report (and of course, not the report he asked for, but the report he actually wanted)?

      True...but neither could I without relying on a whole whack of 'pre-programming', starting with basic language skills and proceeding right through to my current level of technical knowledge and social interaction skills ;) Not to mention applying the additional 'programming' provided by others while RTFM

      The uniqueness of the sentient mind is not its ability to perform even very complex tasks using logical processes (and even to know what my boss 'really wanted', I would have to rely on weighing past experience with him/her against the actual request to come to that conclusion). This behaviour can be replicated by computers, which can do specific tasks much more efficiently than we ever could. As processing power climbs, the ability of computers to mimic human abilities climbs proportionately.

      The uniqueness of the sentient mind is more in the ability to apply illogic and imagination. I don't think we'll ever be able to program a computer to be able to spontaneously generate the concept "I wonder what happens if I do this...", yet that concept is at the heart of most of human evolution (and many, many Darwin awards). That isn't just a human trait, but I would argue that we have it in stronger measure than any other species on the planet, and that's why we're having this discussion today, in this manner and on this medium.

      So if the definition of intelligence is "the ability to acquire knowledge and skills", well, a computer can do that if we provide it with the 'skills' (programming) to allow it to do so. Our 'maker' just provided us with a more flexible BIOS to start out with, one that has hard coded the ability to acquire skills. In light of that, I prefer to add "and apply them in innovative ways" to that definition of intelligence.

      Perhaps if the dog had tried sitting on the string to provide a continuous supply of treats, that would indicate intelligence. I also know some dogs who are absolute geniuses when it comes to finding new ways to escape their yard, and that certainly applies!

      So while this particular test signified nothing other than the dog was hungry and the cat was not, I am not saying that our furry friends don't have intelligence to go along with their charm and good looks, just that we really have no reliable way of measuring it.

      Now apply this discussion to the ability to measure human intelligence...

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    269. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Why was this modded troll?

      Probably because there's no "-1, really stupid" mod. I would have modded it "overrated". Like you said, programming != training. A computer's intelligence isn't artificial, it's the programmer's intelligence. That's completely unlike training an animal.

      I don't know why he was modded "insightful", because there's no insight at all.

    270. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Different post, dear... in the post I was replying to, you wrote

      What I said was that intelligence was the ability to acquire knowledge and skills.

      This being Slashdot, however, it can be chalked up to lack of caffeine (or possibly too much caffeine, which has exactly the same effect as the lack thereof for me).

      No worries. I still have a dog and 2 cats, I still find them both to be good companions, and while I find that the cats are certainly more cunning and conniving than the dog, the dog isn't exactly stupid either. What surprises me is that nobody on the thread had mentionned the breed of dog. It's well known among dog owners (at least, I thought it was) that certain breeds of dog are significantly dumber than others. I wouldn't think it would be remotely scientific to make a blanket statement like "dogs are smarter than cats", for the simple reason that there's far too much variance within the species to be accurate.

      I could have done the test with nothing but Border Collies and determined that dogs had a higher IQ than the average ID proponent. By the same token, I could have also done the test with nothing but Airedales, and concluded that, on average, dogs had a lower IQ than the average turnip.

    271. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Cats catch mice, and you don't even have to train them -- the mother cat does. If you live out in the country, you really need one.

    272. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      Newer hypotheses say that wolves domesticated themselves. The ones able to suppress their fear well enough to get close to humans benefited from getting an easier food supply. The ones that made their home near human settlements acted as an early warning system for human camps, probably earning these animals direct rewards. The trick of it was that they had to have a genetic predisposition that let the curiosity pups normally grow out of last a little into early adulthood. From there, all that really needed to happen was for the humans not to prey on the curious ones.

    273. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      For pussy you might put up with a really annoying movie and listen to someone bitch about how all the women at work piss them off ;)

      In the long run, it's cheaper and easier to just drive to Nevada every few months.

    274. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by shnull · · Score: 0

      training a cat is like training a slashdot subscriber, it probably has more brains than you, just obey it, dogs are slaves, they just do anything you tell them to do, even if you beat them with your beating stick, this is a load of crap

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    275. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if cats were more intelligent than most humans. After all, Milgram proved that most people will do whatever they're told if they think the order comes from a legitimate authority. Most cats understand that there are no legitimate authorities anywhere.

    276. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      My cat's stupid. She's so dumb she moves her lips when she reads.

    277. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by cthubik · · Score: 1

      Cats are thought to be self-domesticated; dogs, domesticated by us. A supposed test to measure your dog's intelligence is to put a towel on its head and see how long it takes the dog to remove it. A smart cat doesn't even let you get near enough to drape the towel over its head. An even smarter cat also gives you a nice scratch to warn you not to try to pull that kind of crap with it again.

      Cats can however be trained to do impressive "tricks" just like dogs can. See the numerous youtube videos featuring cats that actually use the (human, porcelain) toilet, and then flush it afterwards. I kid you not.

      Personally, I like to think cats are smarter. Their human-like behaviour just seems more mature than a dog's human-like behaviour. A cat is like a young adult, a dog is more like a toddler. Most dogs, if you let them get out the front door, they go barreling down the street and get themselves lost, or run out into traffic and get hit. Cats don't do this.

      Also, this might speak more to who has more instinct, or perhaps just better personal hygiene, but it's interesting nonetheless: you don't need to train cats to use the kitty litter box, they do it instinctively.

    278. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oblig:

      When the first explorers from the warm lands around the Circle Sea travelled into the chilly hinterland they filled in the blank spaces on their maps by grabbing the nearest native, pointing at some distant landmark, speaking very clearly in a loud voice, and writing down whatever the bemused man told them. Thus were immortalised in generations of atlases such geographical oddities as Just A Mountain, I Don't Know, What? and, of course, Your Finger You Fool.

      - The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

    279. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      ... so we could replace those co-workers with cats! Hey, at least the cats would raise the moral in the department...

      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    280. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Cats in Modern America 2010 perform another function - helping keep the human race from making an entirely greedy self-centered arrogant fool of itself.

      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    281. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Too many people assume that the human concepts of motivation are those that every other living thing follow.

        Survival is the only real ultimate motivation. How one does so does not necessarily define one's intelligence, except perhaps in the compromises one is willing to enter in to - and in that respect, cats win paws down over dogs. Freedom of choice is still something that us humans value as well, is it not?

      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    282. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        For pussy you might put up with a really annoying movie and listen to someone bitch about how all the women at work piss them off ;)

        Or one could go have dinner and intellectual conversation with someone you might actually like to live with longer than 24 hours.

          It's all about motivation ;)

      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    283. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Maybe she's figured it out, but doesn't care. Humans tilt at windmills, too. We have many ancient mythologies built entirely around the concept, come to think of it, carried on by people who display less rationality than your cat does.

        At least your cat isn't trying to push her point of view on the entire damned world at weapon's point.

      SB

       

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    284. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      I think the modern idea that cats have attitude just stems from the prevalence of spoiling of cats by modern families.

        I think that it has more to do with humans being spoiled by social and cultural concepts of superiority, myself.

        It cheers me to think that many of our "domesticated" cats still maintain a level of independence that would put most humans concepts of the same to shame.

        One could hope that after we smash our civilization down to bedrock - which we are working very hard towards doing - that our domestic cats might, in the very distant future, manage to salvage something out of the mess that we made, and benefit from it. Who are we to say? As a species, we haven't even learned how not to shit in our own nest.

        Maybe that's just me wishing for fishes, but as I am often told nowadays, I am more cat than human - and I take that as a compliment.

        Besides, I just love fish... yummy!

      SB

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    285. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a decent paycheck, I would design your nuclear plant, too.
      I wouldn't want to be anywhere near it when you turn it on, though.

    286. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      i'm not sure what you mean...but neither dogs nor cats can be commanded to do that.

      cats do it out of instinct...and many puppy owners would prefer their pet would do the same...

      cats that go outdoors often enough will prefer the garden anyway...and from then on will only use the litter if they have to.

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    287. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by dudpixel · · Score: 1

      My 18 month old child is way more intelligent than any dog or cat. Show me a dog or cat that can truly think for itself, and piece together discoveries from today with things it learnt 3 weeks ago.

      You need to take a long hard look around. People forget that if you treat your kid like an idiot, you'll have an idiot for a kid - and yet that's how most people treat their pet. In fact, most people don't even treat their pet like a pet. Rather, they treat it like an animal which they simply co-habitat. Treat your kid like that and you'll have an anti-social, idiot of a child.

      hmm, I must concede that point. I was going by pets I know, rather than what their potential could have been...so fair enough.

      However, a common measure of intelligence (especially dogs) is how many times you need to repeat something in order to train the animal. Again, my 18 month old can pick things up after just seeing it once. Dogs need to be specifically trained in most cases.

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    288. Re:From the No-shit-sherlock department by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Not all animals learn the same way - including humans.

  2. Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by cpicon92 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If being solitary makes you dumb, then the people around here must be pretty dumb.

    1. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by CCarrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Agreed. By this logic, Facebook and Twitter users are the cream of the intellectual crop.

      I weep for mankind...

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      "I love animals! Some are cute, others are tasty, what's not to like?" - Betsy Schroeder, Jeopardy contestant
    2. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      If you think spending all day on Facebook makes you LESS solitary then you might have just supported the theory posed in the summary.

      =Smidge=

    3. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by Konsalik · · Score: 1

      Dont forget 4chan...

    4. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      Point taken. 10,000 'friends' on FB really doesn't translate to 'real life' all that well...

      Okay, so how about the socialites and constant club-hoppers? Is Paris Hilton a better example for you?

      I weep...but keep polishing my shotgun.

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      "I love animals! Some are cute, others are tasty, what's not to like?" - Betsy Schroeder, Jeopardy contestant
    5. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by hedwards · · Score: 2, Funny

      If Hitler were going around these days, he'd almost certainly start with the folks on MySpace followed by the folks on Facebook and finish up with the folks on Twitter, before he got to the rest of the people he wanted to remove from the gene pool.

    6. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I weep...but keep polishing my shotgun.

      Is that what the kids call it these days?

    7. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by RockGrumbler · · Score: 1

      Isn't posting to and reading a message board a form of social interaction?

    8. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by mlhope · · Score: 1

      If you think spending all day on Facebook makes you LESS solitary then you might have just supported the theory posed in the summary.

      =Smidge=

      +1

    9. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A novel approach to /. mod points for such a cheap heckle..

    10. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 2, Informative

      Meh, I don't really consider facebook, twitter, myspace, or any of that other crap to have anything to do with being social. Those sites just set up a safety buffer between you and hurt feelings so that if you say something stupid, or make a bad comment, you can hit the delete button or have more time to play things off like it wasn't such a big deal. Being social involves going out with friends and hanging out. Most people who use Facebook and such heavily, in my experience, aren't very social. They hide behind the safety curtain of the internet so that they don't have to face the truly scornful wrath that is human-to-human judgement and criticism.

    11. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      Okay, so where do I vote for that guy?? ~

    12. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by ouimetch · · Score: 1

      That also means that the Slashdot crowd is basically full of drooling morons... wait they might be on to something...

    13. Re:Slashdot Crowd, Rebel! by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      >> I weep...but keep polishing my shotgun.

      Is that what the kids call it these days?

      dunno. I call it 'thumper' ;)

      </tasteless>

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  3. Cat are intelligent by andyh3930 · · Score: 0

    Cats are incredibly intelligent. They just like to pretend to be stupider than dogs for the free food.

    1. Re:Cat are intelligent by CODiNE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dogs beg for attention and do whatever we want them to, cats simply don't care what we want and ignore us.

      Anyhow, brain-size is not a good predictor of intelligence. You need good behavioral testing with food in boxes or on ledges or hanging from strings.

      I saw how crows were tested for intelligence when they put food at the end of a string hanging from a stick, it had to figure out how to lift the string, hold it with it's foot while reaching down further and repeating. Many other types of birds couldn't figure it out.

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    2. Re:Cat are intelligent by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

      I saw how crows were tested for intelligence when they put food at the end of a string hanging from a stick, it had to figure out how to lift the string, hold it with it's foot while reaching down further and repeating. Many other types of birds couldn't figure it out.

      Stupid bird, doesn't it know it can FLY?

    3. Re:Cat are intelligent by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Dogs beg for attention and do whatever we want them to, cats simply don't care what we want and ignore us

      You can test a mushroom for poison by seeing if it blackens a silver spoon, you can catch a cold by exposing yourself to low temperatures, and gay people always talk with a lisp. What other ridiculous unfounded unproven bits of superstitious folk wisdom shall we discuss this morning?

    4. Re:Cat are intelligent by zn0k · · Score: 1

      "Nature" on PBS has a show on crows the other week. It was fairly impressive.

      They set up an experiment where a piece of food was between two sheets of plastic, about 10 inches in. The sheets were so close together the crow couldn't stick its head in. A stick 12 inches long was put behind bars in a way that the crow wasn't able to retrieve it, about 6 inches in. An 8 inch stick was placed at the end of a string tied to a branch. Crows were able to pull up the string, retrieve the short stick, use it to retrieve the long stick, and use that to retrieve the meat. Not only were they using tools - something very rare - but were able to use tools to get other tools, which apparently hadn't even been observed in primates.

      Crows also learn from one another. A crow was watching another crow bend a piece of wire to retrieve food. It started doing the same thing.

    5. Re:Cat are intelligent by ThatMegathronDude · · Score: 1

      Its easier to do what the crows did than to fly and try to grab the food from the string. Besides, they can't hover, they have to be moving to generate lift.

    6. Re:Cat are intelligent by Takichi · · Score: 1

      It isn't absolute brain size they're talking about, it's brain size in relation to the body. Crows are highly intelligent, and their brains are larger in ratio to their body than most (if not all) birds. This would support the argument that dogs are more intelligent since they have a higher brain-body ratio compared to cats.

    7. Re:Cat are intelligent by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of birds, while folding my laundry last night I turned on "America's Funniest Home Videos". One clip showed a bird grab a chunck of bread off the dock. It then crumbled the bread and dropped it into the water. When the fish came up to feed on the bread, it snatched one of the fish.

      I was amazed. I've never had a dog or cat pass up a potential snack (the bread) because they knew they could catch a meal (fish) with it. Dogs will eat anything they cross paths with. Cats will either eat it or ignore it if not hungry.

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  4. That's just what they want us to think... by cobrausn · · Score: 1

    To lull us into a false sense of safety.

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    1. Re:That's just what they want us to think... by VortexCortex · · Score: 2, Funny

      To lull us into a false sense of safety.

      Exactly!

      Please, for Humanities sake, read this guide that details How to Tell if Your Cat is Planning to Kill You.

  5. This is gonna be worse than Vi or Emacs by wiredog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder what the "none of the above option" (MS Word equivalent) is gonna be?

    1. Re:This is gonna be worse than Vi or Emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      goldfish. (pico)

    2. Re:This is gonna be worse than Vi or Emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what the "none of the above option" (MS Word equivalent) is gonna be?

      Both are tasty when cooked in a coconut milk curry.

    3. Re:This is gonna be worse than Vi or Emacs by blair1q · · Score: 1

      vi:emacs:notepad::dog:cat:plant

    4. Re:This is gonna be worse than Vi or Emacs by Locutus · · Score: 1

      only because it also says that cat owners are smarter than dog owners. ;-) Besides, there's never been a vi vs emacs debate, it's always been vi is better.

      LoB

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    5. Re:This is gonna be worse than Vi or Emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what the "none of the above option" (MS Word equivalent) is gonna be?

      Based upon smell and mischievous behavior, I'd think ferrets.
      Based upon speed I'd think tortoise.
      Based upon size (including size of droppings) I'd think elephant.
      Other options?

    6. Re:This is gonna be worse than Vi or Emacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are almost 600 comments on here as i type this, and _important_ stories such as the ATM skimmers have only around 60.

    7. Re:This is gonna be worse than Vi or Emacs by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      MS Word has nothing whatsoever to do with Vi vs. Emacs. It's a word processor, not a text editor.

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    8. Re:This is gonna be worse than Vi or Emacs by bigngamer92 · · Score: 1

      Children

  6. Re:Cats are intelligent by andyh3930 · · Score: 1

    Unlike myself who can't even get a title grammatically correct!!

  7. That only proves the opposite point by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    As Oxford University scientists, they should know that intelligence is inversely related to social behaviour!

    1. Re:That only proves the opposite point by mpthompson · · Score: 1

      As Oxford University scientists, they should know that intelligence is inversely related to social behaviour!

      I guess they never hung out around a typical American high school.

    2. Re:That only proves the opposite point by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I think that because dogs are social animals, their brains are larger out of necessity. Being social is complicated. That means much of that brain power is being used to be social (or at least to be prepared to be social). Whereas the cat with a proportionally smaller brain is not necessarily falling behind because there's no need to act as a coordinated part of a pack.

      Of course, there's different types of intelligence. Dogs are probably very good at social intelligence; reading signals from others and such. But most people think about the problem solving sorts of intelligence, and I don't think dogs are necessarily higher than cats in that regard.

  8. Cat:Dog :: Nerd: ? by snotclot · · Score: 1

    Nerds are "socially disinclined" as well but popular belief tends to point to nerds as being "smarter". amirite amirite?

  9. Yes, but in practice... by Grapplebeam · · Score: 1

    No dog I've ever had in the family or known of has been able to open doors by using the handle, nor had a personality as strong as any of the cats we've had. Dogs can be social all they want, but they still act dumb, and I really don't think it's to fit in.

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    1. Re:Yes, but in practice... by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      No dog I've ever had in the family or known of has been able to open doors by using the handle

      It's very dependent on the breed. I have a friend whose dog does this.

    2. Re:Yes, but in practice... by JonySuede · · Score: 1

      my old, now dead (5 years and I am still sad), dog used to open door to the computer room* when she wanted to go outside for a walk. She used to bring her leashes with her to emphasize that she wanted to walk and not only to go outside. I never saw a cat communicate as clearly... but anecdote is not evidence

      * it was a door with a flat handle, not a round knob

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    3. Re:Yes, but in practice... by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      Dogs generally have to be trained to do this. But they certainly CAN be trained to do this. They make great 'helper' companions for this reason (seeing eye dogs, and assistant dogs for the disabled).

      I've had two cats that figured out door handles on their own. But I can't imgine it being possible to train a cat to be a subservient helper to a human being. It MIGHT be possible in some rare instances, but I doubt it is worth the effort.

      It's a different *kind* of intelligence.

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    4. Re:Yes, but in practice... by juanjux · · Score: 1

      One of my cats brings me his playing ball when she wants me to throw it (like a dog). I youtubed it once (with crappy phone quality), tough it doesn't show when she initially brings me the ball:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQBBa_fUhQs

    5. Re:Yes, but in practice... by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      I just saw on TV a border collie (in Switzerland? I forget) who taught himself the names of over 100 different toys - say 'bring me the car' and he'll go into another room, pick out the car and bring it back. He did this on his own, without the owner trying to teach him. He just deduced from what the owner was saying (a kind of teaching I suppose, but casual - just conversation really) what each thing meant. IOW he was picking up language the same way a child does.

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    6. Re:Yes, but in practice... by not+flu · · Score: 1

      been able to open doors by using the handle

      Considering that we get male dogs trying to do just that to our front door when our bitches are in heat, I can only conclude that you haven't interacted with many enough dogs or tested their abilities.

    7. Re:Yes, but in practice... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      No dog I've ever had in the family or known of has been able to open doors by using the handle, nor had a personality as strong as any of the cats we've had. Dogs can be social all they want, but they still act dumb, and I really don't think it's to fit in.

      Yeah - dogs convince their owners to cut large holes in the door instead. I'd say that one's a wash...

    8. Re:Yes, but in practice... by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      You brought up a very good point concerning breeds. There are a vast amount of dog breeds which vary in extreme ways: some are much larger than house cats, some are much smaller. Some dogs, like bloodhounds, are extremely stupid but have an extremely acute sense of smell. So the cat/dog comparison never actually works because it entirely depends on what type of dog one is talking about. Cats, on the other hand, tend to display less variation from one breed to another (and humans have less of a tendency to breed cats for specific traits). One would think that Oxford Scientists would have realized how this fact makes all of their research moot. How does one compare:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cat_breeds

      to

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dog_breeds

      ?

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    9. Re:Yes, but in practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is your cat breded with some Maine coon ? He does not look big enough but his behaviour would be typical of that race; Maine coon cats are usually as social as dogs.

    10. Re:Yes, but in practice... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Dogs generally have to be trained to do this.

      No, they don't.

    11. Re:Yes, but in practice... by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      I've got a weimaraner and a lab/weimaraner mix and they are both crazy smart. Keeping the two of them mentally stimulated enough to prevent boredom is almost a full time job.

      Protip: the last thing you want in your house is a bored weimaraner.

    12. Re:Yes, but in practice... by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      My dog figured it out on herself, she was a boxer.

  10. This wasn't obvious? by chemicaldave · · Score: 0, Troll
    Dogs can pick up cues from humans and are extremely social animals.

    Cats OTOH are just freeloading parasites. Occasionally they purr and rub against you to mark their territory.

    I've never met a cat that could respond to its name, let alone do tasks as complex as dogs.

    There's a reason you don't have "helper cats" for the blind.

    1. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Pojut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've never met a cat that could respond to its name, let alone do tasks as complex as dogs.

      That's because people tend to communicate with cats the same way they communicate with dogs, which just plain doesn't work. If you communicate with a cat the way other cats do (primarily through physical rather than aural communication), it works quite well.

      Body language makes up 80-90% of communication between cats, whereas with dogs this is closer to 40-60%.*

      *Numbers taken from my own experience.

    2. Re:This wasn't obvious? by cobrausn · · Score: 1

      I have four cats that respond to their names and pick up my social cues very well. They also learn what is acceptable and what isn't pretty quickly. You pretty obviously don't own cats, as you've only 'met' them. They didn't give a shit about you because you weren't one of their pack. Also, my four 'freeloading parasites' are cheaper to take care of than a single dog.

      My two dogs, on the other hand, can obey a few commands but largely repeat the same stupid behaviors over and over again despite all my attempts to condition otherwise. Well, one of them anyway. The corgi is great.

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    3. Re:This wasn't obvious? by mlong · · Score: 1

      Cats can respond to their name, but only when they want to.

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    4. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Funny

      The reason you don't see helper cats is that cats are too smart to be exploited like that. Cats have helper humans.

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    5. Re:This wasn't obvious? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I take it you suck with animals. Cats definitely do respond to their names to the extent that dogs do. What you're confusing is motivation to respond and capability to respond. Cats by virtue of being most active at night tend not to be up when we are. Which is probably one of the reasons why they were so useful at catching rats.

      It varies quite a bit how much they're willing to do, but my parents did get a few "presents" from their pet cat, including a not quite dead squirrel that somehow he'd managed to catch. And this was a fluffy whit cat who you wouldn't expect to be able to catch a squirrel.

      Also, it's easy to get people to like you if you're easy, it's quite a bit more difficult if you don't just give them what they want every time. It takes a lot less intellect to just do what you're told than it does to figure out if it's a good idea.

    6. Re:This wasn't obvious? by mpthompson · · Score: 1

      Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

    7. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      You're obviously a dog person. Almost every dog person I've met actively hated cats; I think it's very sad. Most cat people are neutral at worst on dogs or actually, gasp, like them too. I'm an animal person, I don't see the need to side with one particular type.

      I grew up with two very loving and intelligent shepherds, farm dogs, and loved spending time with them. I also grew up with a bunch of cats we tamed, basically live mouse traps that just showed up one day, and loved spending time with them just as much.

      I don't have a dog anymore because it wouldn't fit with my current lifestyle, I don't want to go outside in the winter and I'm not home a lot, so I have two cats instead. Our cats come when you call them, stay off the counters, open doors to get to the room the litter box is in and pick up non-verbal cues just as well as my dogs did. The reason you don't have helper cats is because of their social structure: they don't actively try to make the leader of the pack happy, they decide if something's worth it on a case-by-case basis.

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    8. Re:This wasn't obvious? by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      That's because dogs, god love them, will get fed, have a nice warm place to lay down, and still want MORE self-affirmation (given their pack nature.) They want to please you, they want you to reward them nonstop all day every day otherwise they feel left out. Cats have figured out that if they just shut up and sleep that they will be fed and tended to just fine. I would speculate that this is why you see a lot less abandoned cats at shelters than dogs (aside from a dog having a harder time living life as a feral inhabitant of an urban environment) but cats generally require so little maintenance that they are so much less likely to become a pain enough to have to get rid of.

      Now which species is "smarter"?

    9. Re:This wasn't obvious? by bigrockpeltr · · Score: 1

      Also any cat large enough will probably not have an owner for too long after they forgot to feed it.

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    10. Re:This wasn't obvious? by geekoid · · Score: 1, Troll

      We communicate with dogs the way w communicate with intelligent creatures.
      And if your numbers where any more wrong, they would be letters.

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    11. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      The corgi is great.

      Well, of course. Corgis are among the most intelligent dog breeds.

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    12. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Pojut · · Score: 2, Funny

      We communicate with dogs the way w communicate with intelligent creatures.

      By giving them biscuits when they do what you tell them to do? Sounds more like oppression to me.

    13. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      I would speculate that this is why you see a lot less abandoned cats at shelters than dogs

      I would speculate this is because shelters don't get dogs as often as cats so they keep dogs longer and euthanize cats more frequently.

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    14. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      "Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Only pigs treat us as equals."

      Churchill, if I remember correctly.

    15. Re:This wasn't obvious? by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Feral cats are also much harder to catch and take to the shelter.

    16. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though I grew up with both dogs and cats throughout my childhood, I've only now started to pick up on what you're talking about. Lately I've been visiting my parents and started mimicking one of the cat's gestures -- a relaxed squinting. Thing is, I'm not sure exactly what I'm saying to her except that it's something friendly/positive. (I sure hope it's not "let's get it on", although she's never tried to humped me afterwards.) That's the problem I think a lot of us have: we just don't understand the types of physical communication cats use. Dogs, on the other hand, are someone between stage actors eating the scenery (in every sense) and pure id, and their gestures are simple and pretty much what you'd expect -- e.g., "I want to hump you, so I am humping you. Yay!"

    17. Re:This wasn't obvious? by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Dogs require extra smarts to maintain social interactions necessary for forming and organizing packs. This includes such complicated processes as leader election, hunting coordination, and group oriented behavior and survival instincts. Further, complexity of interactions goes up as a square of the group size (specifically there are n*(n-1)/2 relationships in a group) so this would further necessitate a larger brain to deal effectively with all of this.

      Cats on the other hand are generally solitary predators and rely on being able to do everything themselves. Social interaction is more limited (lions are a kind of exception to this, but their level of social interaction is still less than canines), but individual resiliency is increased.

      Dogs are built to be in a pack, cats are built to survive on their own. Both are well suited to different individual human personalities, but dogs require more intellect to function.

    18. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet it's the dogs who have trained humans to walk behind them, picking up their poop. So, who's serving whom in most of these relationships?

    19. Re:This wasn't obvious? by melikamp · · Score: 1

      Seriously. I wish I had my cat's job. All it does is walk around the neighborhood all day, then comes home, eats yummy food, gets a massage, and watches the fish tank. And, unlike many human Americans, it enjoys full medical coverage.

      I am also skeptical about cats being less social than dogs. Sure, dogs have a pack mentality and often (but not always) hunt together when in the wild, but cats are known to congregate in great numbers, seemingly for no reason other than socializing. And if one watches cats interact outside, where territory matters, one can see that there is A LOT of posturing and highly emotional exchange, and also teaching, learning, and games.

    20. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Pojut · · Score: 1

      The blinking you are referring to is generally accepted as a friendly gesture meant to signify safety and contentment. If their ears are half-flattned and loose, they are not only content, but almost completely uncaring of their surroundings.

      For a better effect, don't look directly back at her/him when you do it...look slightly to the right or left of their head. Feline pack leaders rarely look at their subordinates directly in the eyes, even when their subordinates stare directly at theirs.

      It's tempting to treat a cat like your equal, but that's a mistake a lot of people make...no matter how much you think that cat cares about you, if you treat it as an equal, it will walk all over you (sometimes literally!)

    21. Re:This wasn't obvious? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Every cat I've ever owned knew its own name... they would look at you if you simply mentioned their name in passing, whether or not you were talking to them.

      Of course, that's not saying much... I used to have a very sociable pet rabbit that knew its own name too, and would even come hopping over when you called him in fact, but rabbits are about as stupid as mud.

    22. Re:This wasn't obvious? by juanjux · · Score: 1

      Both my cats respond to their names. They also understand other sentences like (in spanish) "food!" (obvious), "time to nap with me!" (she runs like lighting to the bed), "want to go outside?" (goes to the door), "GTFO!" (she goes out of the room), "stop it!" (used usually when they're harassing birds or the neighbor dogs), "not today" (when I don't want to have cats in the bed at nighttime), etc.

    23. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Yeah, mine knows his name, but doesn't necessarily respond to it as much as you'd like. About half the time there's a yawn and a turning of the head, and then back to sleep. Always got the "What? Oh, it's just you" vibe from that.

    24. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite part of your post is where you can't figure out the difference between were and where. Perhaps you need to train us on how to communicate with an intelligent creature such as yourself.

    25. Re:This wasn't obvious? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 1

      Meh, I reward my girlfriends with chocolate when they don't act like irrational, crazy human beings....oh wait, I see your point.

      (And just to help, mods, this one is deserving of flamebait, even if it was just a joke). =P

    26. Re:This wasn't obvious? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      I'm on a disagreeing streak with you, it seems :D

      I'd agree with the cat body language, but I've found that with dogs it can be just as much if not more so. My dogs are all trained to hand signals for the basic commands, and often take cues from posture alone Watching them interact with each other, it's much the same - sure there's some barking at play time, but you can see who's in charge by the way they interact non-verbally with each other.

    27. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Feral cats are also much harder to catch and take to the shelter.

      That's what firearms are for.

      And before some animal lover shows up and condemns me, have you ever seen what feral cats do to the other animals in their environment? Felines are one of the nastiest invasive species you'll ever find.

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    28. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's how we teach children too. And that's how your wife gets you to do what she wants you to... just with sex instead of biscuits. Or sometimes probably with biscuits.

    29. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Pfft...try biscuits DURING sex.

      She knows me too well -_-;;

    30. Re:This wasn't obvious? by Pojut · · Score: 1

      It seems I've done it again and misrepresented what I meant :/

      I didn't mean to imply that physical gestures don't work on dogs, but rather that physical gestures work far better with cats than aural gestures. I was using the dog example for what I have to say next:

      From my own experience , training a dog through aural gestures alone is usually easier than through physical gestures alone. Of course, a combination of both is ideal.

    31. Re:This wasn't obvious? by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Cats seem to read my expression and gestures. The result is they seem to just know if I actually intend to put food in their bowl, or let them outside. Where I've tried to teach them "Food?" or "Outside?" they don't actually fully react until I actually make a move to do it, and then aren't necessarily fooled by pretending to do it.

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    32. Re:This wasn't obvious? by not+flu · · Score: 1

      Based on what you just posted? Impossible to say, none of it concerned intelligence.

    33. Re:This wasn't obvious? by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      Feral cats are also known to live in colonies, with numbers sometimes going as high as over hundred cats in one colony, and they have a social structure, they still hunt solitary though.

    34. Re:This wasn't obvious? by wondafucka · · Score: 1

      Dogs can pick up cues from humans and are extremely social animals.

      Cats OTOH are just freeloading parasites. Occasionally they purr and rub against you to mark their territory.

      I've never met a cat that could respond to its name, let alone do tasks as complex as dogs.

      There's a reason you don't have "helper cats" for the blind.

      Cats can open doors. They are extremely judicious about their affections, as opposed to loving anything with a ball. Sounds like it's obvious in the other direction.

  11. This is probably why ... by RockGrumbler · · Score: 1

    You never see a seeing eye cat.

    1. Re:This is probably why ... by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      You never see a seeing eye cat.

      Right, this is because the feline breed ironically known as "seeing eye" has invisibility powers akin to that of a Ninja.

  12. My cat groks Unix by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

    Can anybody say that about their dog?

    1. Re:My cat groks Unix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dog eats unix. And cats.

    2. Re:My cat groks Unix by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 0, Troll

      Your dog also licks peanut butter off your mother's vulva.

    3. Re:My cat groks Unix by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      groks

      I fucking hate that word.

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    4. Re:My cat groks Unix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      groks

      I fucking hate that word.

      *points finger at the door*

      Get out.

    5. Re:My cat groks Unix by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 1

      No, but I do know a guy with a dog that uses the internet.

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  13. Poor logic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the same logic, are pirates smarter than Ninjas as pirates are more sociable?

    1. Re:Poor logic? by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      Just because we can't see or hear the giant ninja orgy happening in the shadows doesn't mean there isn't one. We assume they're solitary since we only ever see one at a time attacking.

      Evidence of the possibilities:
      http://media.photobucket.com/image/ninja+girl+/Renegadethomas/ninjagirl2.jpg
      http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/female_ninjas00.jpg

  14. Back to the drawing board... by Konsalik · · Score: 1

    My pet lion is pretty social? Now what? (Lions are social animals and part of the same family as domesticated cats)

    1. Re:Back to the drawing board... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      The larger cats tend to be. I remember getting to pet the lion cubs at the zoo one time, and they're basically just big kittens.

      There's just three reasons why lions aren't appropriate pets, size, habitat requirements and instinct. While they're not malicious in most cases, they do still have a strong degree of instinct left. Sort of like tigers, which is part of what happened during that incident involving Roy. I doubt the animal really meant to hurt him, but lacked the processes to avoid it.

  15. Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 1

    Because whales and elephants rule the planet.

    When the cat can't get to it's litter box for some reason, it holds it's bowels until it can. When the dog can't get outside because nobody is home to open the door, it craps on the floor. I'll take the dumb cat every time and twice on Sunday.

    1. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by Nidi62 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because whales and elephants rule the planet.

      Notice how, even in the summary, it says brain size in relation to body size. Elephants and whales may have huge brains, but their bodies are much larger.

      When the cat can't get to it's litter box for some reason, it holds it's bowels until it can. When the dog can't get outside because nobody is home to open the door, it craps on the floor. I'll take the dumb cat every time and twice on Sunday.

      Cats learn to use litter boxes. Dogs learn to hold it in until someone shows up to let them out. If your dog is crapping all over the house, I'd say you did a terrible job of training it.

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    2. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by teslar · · Score: 1

      It's not about absolute brain size, it's "a link between the size of an animal's brain in relation to its body and how socially active it was". While elephants and whales have huge brains in absolute weight, they're relatively tiny when expressign the weight of their brains as a percentage of the overall body weight.

      I know TFS gets that wrong at the start, but not at the end. You should at least try to read that far if you can't be botherd with RTFA :)

    3. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I counter your anecdote with that of my own.

      When my cats can't find the litter box, they go somewhere else (in the bath tub, near where the litter box used to be, etc). They don't seem look around very hard or wait very long.

      When my dogs can't get outside to relieve themselves, they hold it. They will complain and make noises and try to get outside, but they will hold it. They hold it as long as they can (once or twice they lasted ~14 hours).

      Of course the plural of anecdote is not data, so YMMV.

    4. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by zennyboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then you have the wrong dog. Our dog, a German Shepherd has an escalating array of "I need the loo" signs.
      * First he'll just stare at you, and if you say "Show me what you want" he'll lead you to the front door. ('Show me what you want' will also lead you to bread (hungry), a piece of furniture (usually a toy has gotten stuck beneath it), a toy (he wishes to play) or anything that gives The Human a clue as to what he wants)
      * Then he'll whine and wander between you and the door
      * After he'll pat you with his paw to get your attention
      * Then he'll scratch on the door and yip
      Only after this, and simply not being able to wait any more will he go to the furthest place in the house and 'do' what he has to do.

      He also has the decency to look guilty when you next see him after this.

      Considering this is exactly what I would do in the same situation, I think he's pretty damn smart.

      Zennyboy

    5. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 1

      It's not my dog.

      I've never had to train a cat to use a litter box. Have you? How exactly did you manage to do that? Every cat I've ever had, from the moment I've owned it (be it a 2 year old or a 4 week old) knew how to use a litter box. I just show the cat where the box is at and it knows.

      I do have one particularly dumb cat who didn't know how to open the flap on the door to the litter box, but she's a special case and hardly representative of cats as a whole. Both of her sisters are quite intelligent.

    6. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by diskofish · · Score: 1

      It probably means you just didn't train your dog properly. I never owned a dog or cat that wasn't housebroken. That being said, the cats I've had were worse in that regard. When you'd go away for extended periods of time and have neighbors or friends take care of the pets, they'd get pissed and urinate in the corners.

    7. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 1

      TFA also pointed out that Cats still have a larger brain compared to body weight than dogs AND that cats have about twice as many neurons in the cortex as dogs.

      So where were you going with this again?

    8. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said "nobody is home" so no one was there to see the sophisticated drama. All he saw is the aftermath so he called his dog 'dumb'. Just like if you don't see the tornado that collapsed your house, you assume there was no tornado and call the construction workers 'dumb'.

    9. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no, the write implies that as a cat owners interpetation.

      Is Hulk Hogan smarter the Stephen Hawking?

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    10. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      Cats learn to use litter boxes.

      Not sure 'learn' is really the right word. I've owned several cats in my lifetime. And in each case, the extent of the liter-box training was plopping the cat down in the box, helping it make a pawing gesture in the litter... and that's it. Sum-total of maybe 5 seconds.

      They just instantly "get it", and never seem to have to be told twice.

      That's not really "learning." It's got to be more like instinct. Or at least something so obvious to them, that they just grok it immediately, even at extremely young ages.

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    11. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the cat can't get to it's litter box for some reason, it holds it's bowels until it can. When the dog can't get outside because nobody is home to open the door, it craps on the floor.

      Cats may have developed stronger muscles in the bathroom holding department than dogs, so it may have more to do with biology than training (or intelligence).

    12. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by DarthBling · · Score: 1

      We once "trained" out cat to use the toilet. I use the word trained in quotes because it was really just having the cat to use the litter box in a unique place.

      If anyone is interest in how we did it...
      We placed a pan in the toilet bowl so it sits in the rim of the toilet (we used those aluminum cooking pans I think) and fill it with cat litter. The can will use the it like it would use a regular litter box. After a while, cat a small hole in the center of the pan. Then over the course of a few weeks, continuingly increase the size of the hole until the pan is basically just a rim (i.e. no more pan). The cat will now use the non-existent litter box that is your toilet. Just don't forget to keep the sit up or the cat can't use the toilet.



      This dog vs cat smarter topic reminds me of something I heard as a kid: when was the last time you ever saw a cat pull a sleigh through the snow?

    13. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 1

      I've heard of methods like that. Never bothered to try it myself.

      My mother still tells the story of when she was a girl they had a cat that learned to use the toilet on it's own because that's what the humans used. He would even come find one of them afterwards to flush the toilet for him.

    14. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Got my current kitty when he was tiny, didn't even have to "paw" the litter, or even set him in the box. We set him near the box and he went straight for it. He did fail to use it twice, but one of those was the first time he'd ever been upstairs (I think he just got lost, seriously) and the other was when we accidentally locked him in the wrong room (at which point he did his business on a small fuzzy rug, and "buried" it with the edge of the rug.

      If I recall, it's an instinct thing, they instinctually want to hide their waste, and it's the only place in the house that has loose "ground".

    15. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by Talderas · · Score: 1

      We used to have a jackrussell terrier....

      Then you have the wrong dog. Our dog, a German Shepherd has an escalating array of "I need the loo" signs.
      * First he'll just stare at you, and if you say "Show me what you want" he'll lead you to the front door. ('Show me what you want' will also lead you to bread (hungry), a piece of furniture (usually a toy has gotten stuck beneath it), a toy (he wishes to play) or anything that gives The Human a clue as to what he wants)

      Yep.

      * Then he'll whine and wander between you and the door

      Yep.

      * After he'll pat you with his paw to get your attention

      Yep.

      * Then he'll scratch on the door and yip

      Yep.

      Only after this, and simply not being able to wait any more will he go to the furthest place in the house and 'do' what he has to do.

      He also has the decency to look guilty when you next see him after this.

      Considering this is exactly what I would do in the same situation, I think he's pretty damn smart.

      Zennyboy

      Our terrier would go to one of the linoleum floored portions of the house to do her business. Never would she do it on the carpet. The same with vomiting. She would of course, look guilty over doing it, but we always praised her for using the linoleum over the carpet, since it was easier to clean.

      It's also worth noting that while that behavior would persist for a lot of desires on the dog, asking "Show me what you want." would always have our terrier bouncing off towards whatever she was interested in.

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    16. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      My mother still tells the story of when she was a girl they had a cat that learned to use the toilet on it's own because that's what the humans used. He would even come find one of them afterwards to flush the toilet for him.

      My brother, who keeps both dogs and cats, tells me that you can train a cat to use the toilet quite easily - put saran wrap or something similar over the toilet bowl, sprinkly a little cat litter on the saran wrap, show that cat the litter on the toilet. Takes no more than a day, and you can take away the saran wrap forever, and the cat will use the toilet just fine.

      Now if only they could be taught to flush....

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    17. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by EggyToast · · Score: 1

      Teaching a cat to flush is actually a really bad idea. Why? Because flushing is fun! And the cat will then sit and flush and flush and flush and flush and flush...

    18. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      He did fail to use it twice,

      Had a cat once that got very upset with me over something, don't remember what anymore. So that night, he crept into my bedroom, under the bed, and took a dump in both of my shoes.

      Still can't figure out how he got his butt over the shoes to do that....

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    19. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by butalearner · · Score: 1

      He's also apparently never had a toddler that likes to constantly shut cats in whatever room or closet it happens to be in. My older, larger, lazier cat can hold his bowels all day when that happens, but the hyper little female cat goes all the time. I used to be able to go a couple days between changing the litter boxes before she adopted us. She eats and poops twice as much (probably more honestly, since she also goes outside all the time), but weighs half as much as he does.

    20. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      Cats use the litterbox because they can cover up their feces in there, that behavior is instinctive.

    21. Re:Obviously brain size establishes intelligence by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1
  16. Tell that to the cat... by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    that's sitting on our garden wall right now, and appears to be rather enjoying the constant barking of the neighbours' little dog for the last 10 minutes or so.

    1. Re:Tell that to the cat... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      The dog has the cat treed. The cat hasn't figured out the tree keeps the dog away from the other side. Dog 1; Cat 0.

    2. Re:Tell that to the cat... by kryliss · · Score: 1

      Probably while cleaning it's fur and/or just staring at the dog.

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  17. Obligitory by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 1

    Dogs have masters.

    Cats have staff.

    1. Re:Obligitory by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Good one.

      A cat and a dog are both fed, housed, kept warm, and loved.

      The dog looks at all of this and, in acknowledgment of the fact that all that unimaginable power is applied to making him comfortable, decides that the owners must be gods and he must worship them.

      The cat looks at all of this and, in acknowledgment of the fact that all that unimaginable power is applied to making him comfortable, decides that he must be a god and the owners are worshiping him.

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    2. Re:Obligitory by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Dogs have masters.

      Cats have staff.

      Spoken like someone with Toxoplasmosis. You should have washed your hands when cleaning the litter box or better yet, never owned a cat in the first place. Your judgement is affected by the parasite living in your brain.

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    3. Re:Obligitory by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Dogs have masters.

      Cats have staff.

      Which implies that dog owners are smarter than cat owners because they're not servants to an animals that licks it's own ass.

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  18. Dogs are man's best friend by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Cats are man's best friend that sometimes disappear for a couple days in the wilderness

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  19. smarter who? by Essequemodeia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The co-evolution of humans and dogs is so wonderfully intertwined that canines are the only animals in the kingdom that can follow an extended finger to see where a person is pointing, rather than just staring at an extended finger. But if you point at a cat it quickly runs away. So, smarter who?

    1. Re:smarter who? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      In general, I agree with you. I used to own a cat, however, who would often look towards where people pointed. None of my other cats ever did though, yeah... they'd just look at you and your finger, going, like "what?".

  20. Maybe, but... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...saying that dogs are smarter than cats is still a bit like arguing over the sprinting abilities of different species of garden snails. Depending on your personal preferences, both dogs and cats can be enjoyable pets, but no one gets either one for intellectual companionship.

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    1. Re:Maybe, but... by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      My dad actually used to race snails when he was little. His mother kept wondering what was causing all those slimy trails on the wall, until she found the snails one day.

    2. Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, cats and dogs make for more intellectual companionship than any ten people i work with.

    3. Re:Maybe, but... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      My exact attitude towards /.

  21. So this means... by pastafazou · · Score: 5, Funny

    That socially overactive bimboslut who's flunking math class is actually much smarter than the super nerd in the corner who doesn't have any friends but aces all his math tests. Yes, that's right, being social and interacting with others is the new measure of smart!

    1. Re:So this means... by tycoex · · Score: 1

      I would guess that when you look at a species as a whole, humans are much more social animals than most. Even that nerd sitting in the corner most likely has family connections that many animals don't engage in, and he probably has at least a few other nerdy friends.

      Not to mention many nerds get a large amount of social interaction from forums, slashdot, mmorpgs, ect. Nerds aren't really any less social than socialites, they just get their social interaction from different sources. I'm guessing that besides a few extreme outliers, even the least social human is still more socially inclined than most animals.

    2. Re:So this means... by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      The ability to form complex, evolving social relationships requires mental abilities that are beyond the ken of most of the life forms on this planet, so it's a reasonable measure of intelligence when evaluating animals who can't hold the pencil for the MENSA exam.

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    3. Re:So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care much about either of the two extremes. When I have to choose between two reasonable persons I'd rather go with the more socially inclined than the one who excells at some pointless exercise (like school math tests or sports). So called smart people are often just plain antisocial not just shy or unable to communicate. And it's a pity that this kind of behaviour is accepted and sometimes even promoted in certain circles. Just like it's a shame that having big boobs and being cheap is accepted and even promoted in some other circles. Really smart people tend to have some social competence.

    4. Re:So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say it is not so much about being very social or less social. It is more about the ability to LEARN how to be social. The nerd in the corner started out pretty much with the same genes as the "bimboslut", he could have gone along the same way as him (and vice versa). Now an average cat most likely will never have the same understandign of what human beings are trying to tell it even with a lot of training as an average dog would have without any special training. You could argue that this is simply something that was selected throughout the millenia, but I say being able to effectively communicate cross-species is a great sign of intelligence.

      I like cats and dogs, by the way, but just not giving a shit about human beings doesn't really mean intelligence, it's just passing up opportunities.

    5. Re:So this means... by truk138 · · Score: 1

      Wow the cast of Jersey Shore is gonna clean up on Jeopardy now that this is the new standard of intelligence :P

    6. Re:So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He still socializes and does as he is told by certain people. As someone above pointed out.. only an idiot would fetch a stick if told to. I bet if a gorgeous girl went over to him... dropped her pencil and asked him to pick it up, he would. People do as their told for some reward. Sometimes that reward is as little as being noticed by an attractive person of the opposite sex. That nerd is also then at some point going to do what other people tell him to do for money, like every contributing member of society. Money puts food on the table and shelter over your head. That's what dogs do it for too.

    7. Re:So this means... by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's right, being social and interacting with others is the new measure of smart!

      Let's do a computer analogy for a minute. You have a computer that is built for socializing. It's big, and fancy and can maintain a whole lot of contacts all around the world. This is the pinnacle of computer evolution, the most powerful computer of any on the planet. This computer is, however, flunking math class.

      Now, you take the same computing power and dedicate fully half of it to weather model simulations. You begin to get amazing results in weather predictions, though on the social side it's only able to keep up with a couple dozen social connections - still impressive though. The computer now sits quietly in the back of the room and aces every math test you throw at it, even though it doesn't have many friends.

    8. Re:So this means... by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      This argument isnt really applicable. Dogs and cats are not the same species. Dogs are uniquely evolved to understand human gestures and behaviors. They can learn quicker than Cats if taught. For example, I taught my dog 5 tricks in one day. It took another to really cement them, but he learns quicker than any cat I ever had. In fact, the last cat I had only concerned itself with tearing up my furniture and could not be punished (even squirting water at it) short of beating it (which I did not do). Cats probably have a more independent style of smarts for problem solving without the aid of other animals. This is not considered intelligent compared to humans since we have both the capacity to learn and apply knowledge independently as well as socially. If you define intelligence as an ability to learn and apply knowledge in a social setting dogs win.

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    9. Re:So this means... by backganon · · Score: 1

      This comment is so daft it's turned you into my foe. Foe foe foe.

    10. Re:So this means... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      That socially overactive bimboslut who's flunking math class is actually much smarter than the super nerd in the corner who doesn't have any friends but aces all his math tests. Yes, that's right, being social and interacting with others is the new measure of smart!

      Going by the rule of passing on desirable traits, the bimboslut is the far more successful human in this case.

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    11. Re:So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a nerd (and most of slashdot) in this case, and learning the "other side" for last 10 years or so. After being dismissive about intelligence of the former example,.now I find them quite clever, and in fact as intelligent as me - just not at all interested and not attracted to even dig deeply in the beauty of math - scientific curiosity is replaced by more practical interests (e.g. making money, getting girls, tuning cars...)

      There are drawbacks to his approach too - less developed abstract thinking, failure to connect seemingly unconnected things by laws of nature (as every physicist and many other scientists will try), resorting to faith, supersition. They also think I'm a kind of a genius, but the main difference is we developed different mental techniques and they can't even grasp my way of thinking.

      Now my approach s to learn/train and apply best of both worlds, although I will get old before I master my new personality.

    12. Re:So this means... by kryliss · · Score: 1

      Survival of the fittest. It's pretty much a sure bet that the "bimbo" will be able to reproduce where as the "super nerd" will probably not reproduce, due to his seed ending up in a towel/shirt/Aunt Sofie's fur coat/apple pie.......

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    13. Re:So this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      take it easy bub, it's not caturday yet...

    14. Re:So this means... by theurge14 · · Score: 1

      Which one is more likely to procreate and continue the evolution of the species?

  22. The League of Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is troubled by these outlandish claims and will be releasing their own report within the next few days.

    When asked for comment from the Order of Canines, they replied
    "No bone will go un-chewed to prove we are the superior house-pet".

  23. Dogs are smarter, huh by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

    I will be sure to remind my dogs of this the next time I catch them eating shit off the ground. Literally, eating random dog shit, right off the ground. If you want to get into a pissing match over which animal is dumber, the one that excitedly eats dog shit off the ground or the one that licks itself until it's throat fills with hair, you go right ahead. Just don't throw the word "smarter" in there expecting it to mean something.

    1. Re:Dogs are smarter, huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will be sure to remind my dogs of this the next time I catch them eating shit off the ground. Literally, eating random dog shit, right off the ground.

      Doesn't some idiot keep posting about doing the exact same thing at a library or something?

    2. Re:Dogs are smarter, huh by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The stupid one is you.

      Why do you assume their behaviors is stupid at all? There a different specious, maybe there is a perfectly good reason for why they behave that way?

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    3. Re:Dogs are smarter, huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There a different specious

      Wow. Just fucking wow. Maybe you meant ... "They're a different species"?

      Before you try to extend the language, maybe you should fucking learn it.~

    4. Re:Dogs are smarter, huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's some specious reasoning, calling another stupid as you're misspelling "species" as "specious."

    5. Re:Dogs are smarter, huh by not+flu · · Score: 1

      Seeing as canine physiology is adapted to eating shit I don't see how you could consider that an argument concerning intelligence either way. What next, are you going to say it's stupid for birds to fly just because you'd die if you tried jumping off a cliff?

  24. Sheep Are Smarter Than Humans! by mattwrock · · Score: 1

    So all this posturing about "sheeple" means that we are getting smarter! I guess it also proves evolution too...

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  25. So dogs are more social? by Lord+Lode · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then I guess cats are better at math.

  26. And the counterexample is... by JamesP · · Score: 1

    "The Situation"

    Really, social ability is one thing, brain size is another, intelligence is another, there may be a correlation but the key word is "your mileage may vary"

    Otherwise whales and dolphins would be much more smarter than humans.

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  27. More Social = Intelligent? by SpryGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article seems to imply that being more social implies greater intelligence. I agree there is "social intelligence"... but let's be honest here. The smartest people I know tend to be rather asocial or even anti-social. And some of the MOST social people I know are, well, kinda stupid :-) Think nerd vs party girl.

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    1. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Horrible analogy. Social species have to evolve a host of new behavioral traits; individual identification, communication, family recognition, etc. Just because you decide to live in your basement doesn't make you a subspecies.

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    2. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse more intelligent person with the intelligence of a specie.

      Also, I would wager you don't hang in the same circles as intelligent social people.

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    3. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no neuroscientist, but i'm guessing that because dogs and cats are mammals that have no cerebrum, they are measuring intelligence based off the mammallian brain. Also called the "social" brain in human beings.

    4. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      It's not a horrible analogy. Smarter people tend to be less social. Social people tend to be not as smart. This isn't the case 100% of the time, but more often than not it is. Now take ants or bees as an example of a social species. How much have they evolved over the last billion years? By now, they should have some seriously kickass shit going on if they've been evolving "a host of new behavioral traits: individual identification, communication, family recognition, etc", shouldn't they? Yet from all of our fossil evidence, it would appear that ants haven't changed much at all from prehistoric times, and I'm guessing bees haven't either.

    5. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article seems to imply that being more social implies greater intelligence. I agree there is "social intelligence"... but let's be honest here. The smartest people I know tend to be rather asocial or even anti-social. And some of the MOST social people I know are, well, kinda stupid :-) Think nerd vs party girl.

      Being a social animal requires more brain power, simple as that. So many people are paralleling animal socializing with effing Facebook. Maybe the dumb bimbo is actually smarter than all of those making stupid assumptions.

    6. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      You'd rather they gave them an algebra exam?

      Smart = antisocial is a fallacy anyway. It draws the wrong causal conclusion from childhood ostracisation, and completely disregards the vast majority of the great minds that were positively gregarious. More breakthroughs are made by socially-active Schrodingers than isolationist Newtons.

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    7. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Smarter people are not less social. It's a bad cliché used by antisocial people. Watch a research group at work or hang around a math department's coffee room to see how actual smart people get shit done.

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    8. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      Also saying that cats are anti-social isn't terribly true either. Cats can function more independently than many animals, but they're fairly social creatures. I'm taking care of my parents' cat while they're on vacation and that thing craves human attention as much as any dog I've seen. Wikipedia has some good information on the social behavior of cats.

      There are several measures of intelligence. Cats are probably smarter than dogs in some capacities just as dogs may be considered more intelligent in others.

    9. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I think that's pretty much a myth. Nerds aren't anti-social or asocial at all in my experience, but like any other group, they don't want to socialize with people who can't relate to them. Now they may well tend to be introverted, and many may lack social skills, but that's not at all the same as being anti-social.

      Some examples that come to mind:

      Commenting on Slashdot is a social activity.

      LAN parties. (I miss those).

      Standing in line for the latest Tolkien flick.

      Math club. Chess club. Band. Young Astronauts. (Do they still have that?)

      Comic-Con. Def Con.

      These are not the pursuits of asocial or anti-social creatures, yet they are the natural habitat of the nerd. Popular culture wants you to believe that if you're not part of their social circle, then you're against socializing in general. Don't believe that crap for a second. Enjoy the company of your fellow nerds!

    10. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good dog may be content to guard the house with a good bowl of chow, but a cat will eat what you give him usually and still go out and bring a mouse or mole or bird back and drop in in front of the door, maybe knowing that if you cease to feed him he'll still be eating.. or maybe he is returning the favor.. It is not social ineptitude, there are just different ways to be social.

    11. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      Yes, smarter people are less social. They spend more time learning, less time socializing. I can base that on direct observations of my family members as well as my various friends throughout school, university, and in the various careers I've had. Yes, smart people socialize. But they don't do it as much, they're usually uncomfortable meeting new people, they enjoy more "alone time" than the average person, and on and on.

    12. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Generalizations and all... I know a couple (lesbians, at that) who are quite socially active, quite the party girls, and their combined IQ is north of 350.

    13. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by englishknnigits · · Score: 1

      I think you miss inferred. The article doesn't imply that a more social individual == a more intelligent individual, it says a more social SPECIES == a more intelligent SPECIES. It states that a more social species requires more "brain power" to understand complex social interactions and more "brain power" == smarter. Dogs are more social as a species so they should be smarter as a species based on that argument. Someone who is considered a genius and understand social interactions but chooses not to participate because he thinks other people are dumb, silly, or whatever is still extremely smart even though they choose not to be social. I would, however, argue that a person who is not capable of understanding social interactions, aka autism, is less intelligent in that way than a socially capable jock, even if the autistic person is good at math.

    14. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about socialization at a species level, not at an individual level, Einstein.

    15. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      The article seems to imply that being more social implies greater intelligence. I agree there is "social intelligence"... but let's be honest here. The smartest people I know tend to be rather asocial or even anti-social. And some of the MOST social people I know are, well, kinda stupid :-) Think nerd vs party girl.

      Makes sense. More or less overall intelligence is devoted to social interaction. Those cycles are then freed up to do high level mathematics or similar non-social oriented tasks. The point is that as a species we never would have had all of those extra cycles if they hadn't been needed for complex social interactions and group survival over all these years.

    16. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The analogy is incorrect. Smart people avoid social contact with others because social contact with less intelligent people is unsatisfying to them. If you take a person with average intelligence and force them into a social group composed entirely of mentally retarded people, that person would be the outcast, even through he isn't highly intelligent.

      Group enough people with similar IQ and they will be pretty socially active towards each other. However, anyone with radically different intelligence level in either direction would be an oddball and a social outcast in that group.

    17. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      That only means they are introverted, but they are just as social. Now, I may not consider myself to be the smartest cookie but I am considered by many to be smarter than them because I am good at math (Im a PhD student). I simply do not like most people so I prefer not to meet them if I see their behavior as being any subset of categories of human behavior I dislike. Perhaps I am too judgmental, but whenever I have given people a second chance I still usually end up disliking them. After a while you learn that some people you simply wont get along with and avoid getting to know them. From their perspective you are a loner or anti-social but from yours you simply think they are an idiot, or a jerk, or a fake, or superficial, ect. ect. Whenever I get into a group of my tight-knit friends we go wild, we talk about anything or everything and we will engage other people if we are at the bar or something. Nobody would know that we aren't social people.

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      That brings me to an interesting point, / . is just "the ramblings of socially-inept, technology-literate news-mongers".
    18. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      The problem with the analogy is you're the same species. And, there are equally smart people who are also gregarious within the species. There are also dumb people who are hermits as well. You're taking characteristics of a cliche and making generalizations about humanity.

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      I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    19. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      Dogs are smarter than cats because of thousands of years of cross breeding with humans lol. But seriously dogs may appear more intelligent than cats but I believe socialization does not equal higher intelligence. I've had my dog for about 7 years and he can understand nonverbal cue's most of the time. He is able to read facial expressions and gestures. He can tell when I'm going to take him for a walk because I pick up his leash. He can tell when I'm giving him a treat because I go to the back room where the treats are and he can tell when I want him to go to his spot because I point to it. Granted he doesn't always pick up on this and his success rate is better on he treats and walks but he does a pretty good job overall. This is nurture not intelligence and it started thousands of years ago when the first beta wolves left their packs and started following humans to get an easy meal from our scraps. Sorry, didn't mean to get all Nat Geo on you but the reality of it is, dogs have been intigrated into the human pack for so long it's no wonder why they are more social. I don't buy the big brain bit either because big cats and wolves are similar in size and have a similar social structure.

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    20. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      Smarter people just appear to be antisocial because they prefer to mingle with their own kind and tend to stay away from shallow or stupid people.

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      "We are just a war away from Amerikastan. When god vs god the undoing of man." Dave Mustaine
    21. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are just different types of intelligence. You're merely valuing one type and not valuing the other.

    22. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commenting on Slashdot is a social activity.

      Or it could be an ego fest, dominated by people too socially inept to insult you to your face.

      LAN parties. (I miss those).

      Yes, I was never socially well-adjusted until I started using the BFG on collegues in afterwork death matches. Bring on the fucking war machine and let's go social!

      Standing in line for the latest Tolkien flick.

      There's a film maker by that name is there? I'm only familiar with the fantasy author and I hate standing in line for anything, especially some childish bullshit about elves and dwarfs!

      Math club. Chess club. Band. Young Astronauts. (Do they still have that?)

      There is not as much requirement for any of these since teachers started to take bullying seriously.

      Comic-Con. Def Con.

      Are you attempting to stereotype or just scraping the barrel with this one?

    23. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The party girl is smart enough to hide how smart she is to get what she wants.

    24. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      Also, if you allow a nerd to be abused at school, he's going to learn that he should keep his guard up around strangers and thus appear "aloof" or "antisocial". Many nerds learn to be happy alone because the alternatives are suicide and mass murder.

    25. Re:More Social = Intelligent? by Arterion · · Score: 1

      Not to offend anyone, but that's because, if you're particularity smart, a social group of people with "average" intellect is like hanging out with children. I hope you get the image of Michael Jackson and Neverland here, because that's a little bit what it's like for smart people to engage in of the vapid nonsense that's hip these days. Though if you're posting intelligently on slashdot, you're probably not in that crowd. Is it any wonder, though, given that the relative intelligence of animals is related in the sense of how it corresponds to a child's intelligence?

      I'm not saying that smart people can't be well-adjusted, but it's generally not worth the effort you have to put into it. It's easier to just socialize with other smart people primarily, and be somewhat aloof to the rest. To me, what is the latest new pop song, or who's popular in sports, or what's the season's fashion is about as important to me as some random Joe's kids' cartoons and hit toys are to Joe. I just don't see the point of it. It's not that I can't learn every fact about Miley Cyrus, or the NFL, or what the top ten fashion designers are doing these days... but even cursory research would give me far more knowledge about the topic and your average Joe knows about it. Sure, I'd be able to discuss it with them, but we still wouldn't be on a level playing field. Not only would I know more about the topic of their interest than them, I'd know more about it than they'd care to know, and, again, come off as some kind of oddball nerd who is "booksmart but has no common sense." So there's really no winning.

      Another thing to consider is that being socially successful is, to a large degree, about being able to manipulate others. Smart people tend to be more ethical, and may be more opposed to manipulating others, even if they are able to.

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      "That which does not kill us makes us stranger." -Trevor Goodchild
  28. Re:Cats are intelligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In that case, free food for you too!

  29. I guess they've never had a pet cat by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So doing what you're told is now proof of intelligence? Does not compute.

    As for anecdotal evidence, one of my parents' three cats used to trick the neighbour's dog into an ambush where the other two would pounce and beat the crap out of it. Somehow I think that's a better example of intelligence than fetching a stick after a human throws it away.

    1. Re:I guess they've never had a pet cat by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Who do you think are the smartest: The homeless people trying to live their own lives with no rules, or the suburban family man? We may praise individuality as a society nowadays, but that is when it succedes, when it hurts your survival chances it is pretty dum. A pet cat, could be smart for just barely fitting in, but they wont make much of a career.

    2. Re:I guess they've never had a pet cat by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      LMAO mine does the same trick. Sometimes when he is laying down she'll come up and give him a face full of ass, pop him in the face a few times and walk away. It amazes me that he doesn't do a thing even though he could beat the fur out of her.

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      "We are just a war away from Amerikastan. When god vs god the undoing of man." Dave Mustaine
  30. Re:Cats are intelligent by Tr3vin · · Score: 1

    I think that 'cat' should be a valid plural form. Maybe I should stop thinking of everything as food...

  31. Re:Cats are intelligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or use a reflexive pronoun correctly.

  32. But... by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    But the cats write all those funny captions over at the cheezburger thing! They can't be all *that* dumb. Stop picking on the funny kitties!!!

  33. I'd say rats are smarter than cats. by Biotech9 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I worked with rats for a while in my research, and I thought it was very striking how smart a relaxed rat is. What's immediately apparent is how varied their personalities are, and how aware they are of their environment. They take an intense interest in the people around them, and unlike cats aren't easily distracted from they are engaged in. Cats seem to have their bodies hard-wired into the part of their optic system that deals with motion. No matter what a cat is doing all you have to do is make a sudden darting motion to override everything and have them staring, hypnotised, at the moving object. Rats react more like dogs, where they seem to ponder the event rather than react immediately to it.

    Another cool thing is how rats behave in research. Decades ago, research in rats involved having a big writhing mass of savagely wild animals in a cage, which were picked out with long tongs to be manhandled around for tests. This was the same with dogs and apes, one researcher told me that they used to have an ape research centre in Sweden where it took a half dozen lab techs to hold down a screaming chimp to get weighted every few days (with obviously shitty results). They eventually realised how awful and unnecessary this was and instead trained the chimps to go stand on a scale in return for a banana (research on primates is now illegal in Sweden). It worked equally well with dogs, who were given treats after blood samples were taken, so they eventually would run to their cage doors and offer a paw out in order to give a blood sample in exchange for a treat.

    When we took blood samples from the rats, they would lay quietly in our arms and stretch out their back legs, which we would shave and then prick with a needle. The lab techs had been training them for weeks to do this, by stretching out their legs, pinching them slightly and then giving them strawberry jam or chocolate spread as a reward. (Even that reward aspect was interesting, the rats had their own unique preferences between strawberry and chocolate).

    1. Re:I'd say rats are smarter than cats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put a squirrel around a dog and tell me the dog won't go straight for it. I learned the hard way that there' s a reason you don't ride a bike while holding the leash for a large dog.

    2. Re:I'd say rats are smarter than cats. by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      It breaks my heart to hear that story. I understand the benefits of animal experimentation, but hearing about a dog being stuck in a cage all day getting experiments done on it or a rat that behaves that way having experiments done on it makes me ill.

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      That brings me to an interesting point, / . is just "the ramblings of socially-inept, technology-literate news-mongers".
    3. Re:I'd say rats are smarter than cats. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a fairly meaningless counterargument. Biotech9 was talking about "optic system that deals with motion" in general - a human, or a something, making a sudden move for the sake of it. The dog knows a squirrel is in fact definitely a squirrel, invoking a prey response, because it can smell it. So that doesn't really contribute to a discussion over how much it dumbly reacts to optical stimuli.

    4. Re:I'd say rats are smarter than cats. by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > Cats seem to have their bodies hard-wired into the part of their optic system that deals with motion. [...] more like dogs, where they seem to ponder the event

      Cats are individualists, and depend on their speed and reflexes for hunting. Dogs (well, wolves) hunt in groups, requiring entirely different tactics. And then there's cheetahs, who combine their speed with group tactics for hunting larger prey. Sometimes I wish I could "zoom out" of time to see where evolution is headed.

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      What a depressingly stupid machine.
  34. Corrollary: Cat people are annoying by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    No, "Snowflake" isn't a "little stinker." He's an asshole. Get a dog and stop pretending your cat is as cool as one.

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  35. Huge variance by srussia · · Score: 1

    It's not about absolute brain size, it's "a link between the size of an animal's brain in relation to its body and how socially active it was".

    Even in a smallish human population, you can easily get a wide variation of (brain/body mas) x (sociability factor). How big is the intelligence variation?

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    1. Re:Huge variance by kryliss · · Score: 1

      Hell.. Just visit your local Walmart to see that!!

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  36. Re:Cats are intelligent by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    Unlike myself who can't even get a title grammatically correct!!

    Oh, I think according to LOL-cat grammar rules, you nailed it ... "Cat Are Intelligent", and, yes, "you can has cheezeburger".

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  37. there are different kinds of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having lived with both creatures:

    * A dog is more likely to understand what you want it to do. You can communicate with it in a more people-like manner.

    * A cat is more likely to figure things out that benefit it. It won't be the dog learning to turn on the kitchen faucet when it gets thirsty, or to open non-round door knobs, it'll be the cat.

  38. Ever try to train your wife? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any married man can tell you the fallacy in your logic.

    1. Re:Ever try to train your wife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You're just not giving her the correct rewards.

      Might I suggest: diamonds and cunnilingus.

    2. Re:Ever try to train your wife? by chill · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've found that in this case, direct cash payments work best.

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      Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    3. Re:Ever try to train your wife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Ever try to train your wife?] Any married man can tell you the fallacy in your logic.

      I've found that in this case, direct cash payments work best.

      Uh, wrong way round- your wife has *you* trained. :-)

    4. Re:Ever try to train your wife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia wife trains you,

  39. My Cat does Long Division by nibbles2004 · · Score: 1

    but he doesn't know how to program the VCR, silly kitty

  40. Brain size...? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    Why do they go to such length to try an prove the cat/dog brain size? What does being a social animal prove? Wouldn't it be so much easier to go to the local pound and take all their strays? Over the course of a few months you could build up quite a collection of dog and cat brains to get an average size from.

    And where are squirrels in all this? I've seen a video where they set up an assault course for squirrels, where they had to do a long list of obstacles to get at nut feeder. These were WILD squirrels, not domesticated and trained animals. The assault course was simply set up and then all comers were taken from the wild populace. So the animal without any prior coaching was able to figure out the whole thing itself, while a dog needs to be shown multiple times, with rewards, how to run through a simple tunnel then jump a fence.

  41. Dogs are very smart by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Dogs right now are about in full blown intelligence ( mutts and not pure breads ) as well as mature enough with a few years to assimilate common sense issues such as repetition and innovation, can be said to be equal to about a 4 year old if not maybe even 5 year old in some cases....

    Even though they do not have proper hands, they pick things up with their mouths as if it was a hand, so they can drag another dog that has been hit from the road by dragging them by the scruff of their necks...and bringing them to safety. They can use their vocal cords like voices to alert people when certain things are urgent to them (this being the kicker, how do they know what is urgent and what isn't)

    So much intelligence, and yet so many people treat them as non intelligent. I would love for some alien race to come down and make us feel the same as we do to dogs, because we are not AS intelligent as their race, treat us like cows for food source (wraiths) because our level of intellect according to them seems to low to have value.

    Dogs are amazing creature, and cats too, although I used to like cats when I was younger, i prefer dogs today, because they do have personalities, and intelligence , they know sadness and love, and even fear and many other emotions, what I can not comprehend are those people that actually set them on fire, use them in dog fights or even just throw them in a lake in a garbage bag because they can't take care of them. That to me is pure evil, atleast humans deserve what they get, they are destructive to the planet, and to themselves, so it is fitting that so many wars break out and situations arise when gangs collide or tribes, whatever the case....

    It is just pretty sad that animal life has to suffer because of our existence, and our need to cementify everything around us.
    yes I just made up this new word to explain man's behavior as a whole on the planet.

    1. Re:Dogs are very smart by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

      Too bad you don't love humans half as much as you love dogs. Perhaps when our alien overlords stop by looking for food, you can offer yourself up as a tasty treat. Damn humanity and all those evil things we've done to dogs. . . like CREATE THEM. What could be more evil and sadistic than hurting a dog? Gee, it couldn't be genocide or torture or rape or dumping millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico. . .

      The greatest moral perversion of this age, aside from egoism, is the "animal rights" whackos who prioritize the wellbeing of animals over that of human beings. Those who equate the value of life with the ability to suffer, such as Peter Singer. Dogs are dumb, the fact that they have a broad range of emotions doesn't change that. They're our slaves, both physically and mentally bread to be so. A dog not enslaved to humanity is a wolf, hyena, or fox.

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    2. Re:Dogs are very smart by VGR · · Score: 1

      Too bad you don't love humans half as much as you love dogs. Perhaps when our alien overlords stop by looking for food, you can offer yourself up as a tasty treat. Damn humanity and all those evil things we've done to dogs. . . like CREATE THEM. What could be more evil and sadistic than hurting a dog? Gee, it couldn't be genocide or torture or rape or dumping millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico. . .

      I think you've just provided ample evidence of why someone might love dogs more than humans.

      I don't see where hesaigo is claiming no act is more evil than hurting a dog. It seems you filled that part in, in order to attack this pet issue (no pun intended) you're carrying around. I think that is what is commonly termed a "strawman."

      But, since you mention it: yes, genocide and torture of humans is worse, because humans are capable of distrust and are capable of fighting back, while most dogs will do neither.

      The greatest moral perversion of this age, aside from egoism, is the "animal rights" whackos who prioritize the wellbeing of animals over that of human beings. Those who equate the value of life with the ability to suffer, such as Peter Singer. Dogs are dumb, the fact that they have a broad range of emotions doesn't change that. They're our slaves, both physically and mentally bread to be so. A dog not enslaved to humanity is a wolf, hyena, or fox.

      If both you and a dog were in a burning building, I'm one of many people who would save the dog first, and depending on my mood, I might or might not go back to rescue you and your bible. People like Singer aren't just valuing life based on whether it can suffer, but rather on all the same criteria used to judge human life except species itself.

      No one is putting human life above nonhuman life. Some people are simply suggesting they're equal, that a life should be valued based on the merits of its personality and contributions. If your objection is that some parts of your bible claim otherwise, you probably already realize that it had a lot of claims of inequality which have mostly been dismantled in modern society.

      P.S. Hyenas are not canines.

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    3. Re:Dogs are very smart by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      >The greatest moral perversion of this age, aside from egoism, is the "animal rights" whackos who prioritize the wellbeing of animals over that of human beings

      Yeah of course, you would think that, being that you have been brainwashed to think the way you
      do from your background etc....but if you use your own thoughts, might be a challenge, but try anyways...why should we have more rights to live then another animal, if anything we should have less rights for the amount that one of us pollute this place...

      Am i a wacko for using common sense and saying of these 2 species, which pollutes less and which is less damaging to the planet, that's the one i want to keep , not the destructive on. Which of these 2 hard drives is giving my computer a hard time when trying to read the sectors and heads, oh, this one, is always showing up with nasty sectors, so let's get rid of this one....no wacko here....

      Give me a good argument with logic instead of name calling, and yes you are absolutely right, we have been breeding the dogs wrongly into slavery (of which if I recall they stopped doing for
      african americans a while back) , but my point is not this really, as I have 2 dogs of my own and volunteer at the spca when i can, it is more so the fact that when we enslave them we treat them as if they are possessions....

      example, you are about to go away for a trip and leave your dog in a cage thinking you will be back later (8 hours later), then all of a sudden you decide to make a stop off for xxx reason, people usually will not feel bad justifying that 12 HOURS later they come back, and let the dog out, and then have the gaul to complain that by the age of 7 the dog develops all sorts of illnesses, of which i am sure is related to keeping in all those toxins longer then they would had they been left out in the wild.

      Yes it may sound extreme that an alien race come down and use us for food, but do you really think
      they would care what your rational would be, even after they ate me, they would come for anyone else, as we are meat to them (just like cows are meat to us), they would not care what you think, even to argue with them your point of view, which was a great storyline that came from SG Atlantis, with the wraith, yet no one really caught on to that message, I thought it was genius.

    4. Re:Dogs are very smart by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      thank you, you got my point exactly, i just hope there are more then fewer like us out there, ; )

  42. This is exactly what cats want you to think. by jameskojiro · · Score: 4, Funny

    They love lulling us into a false sense of security.

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    Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
  43. Bullshit of the first order. by unity100 · · Score: 1

    A species which is not only not inclined to being trained, but also dislikes being trained or being made anything, 'getting trained' cannot be a measure of smartness.

    Its really stupid anyway. The argument is totally biased in regard to societal biases of the current human civilization : "if you do what i tell you to do, you are smart". thats the gist of it, and such is the result of the 'research' that comes out of it.

    1. Re:Bullshit of the first order. by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Kind of like the "Bell Curve" for cats LOL. My cat is quite social. She'll bug the living shit out of me if she is low on food or water. OTOH her language skills are one-way. She complains in "cat language" and we either feed her or she'll complain even more. My dog is quite good at English. We have to spell things out because the words WALK, OUT, or LEASH will have have her barking her head off. If she won't come in for the night, I'll yell "bones" and she comes running and makes a beeline for the kitchen where the bones are. If she wants out, she'll bark and then when you look at her she points at the door with her nose. IOf she wants bones she points at the kitchen. Also cats take forever and day to learn not to bite hard when playing and it seems to take dogs a few days or less.

    2. Re:Bullshit of the first order. by unity100 · · Score: 1

      you need to talk to your cats A LOT more. they dont like being trained. but, i found out that they are sensitive what their 'owners' want. if you really want a cat to do something, if you continually talk to it as if s/he was a human, and ask for it, s/he will eventually come around.

  44. no by unity100 · · Score: 1

    you are bullshitting. its evolution. cats are local creatures, living in an area they picked. dogs are migratory creatures, living in plains as herds, migrating from place to place. for a dog, shitting wherever it wants wont do any harm. for a cat, it will litter its environment and curb his smell sense. thats why cats evolved to bury their shit, while dogs crap out of nowhere.

    1. Re:no by siride · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think they crap out of their anus like all other mammals.

    2. Re:no by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      The covering of the feces is more a protective measure to not betray it's presence to predators

  45. It's not size that matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's how you use it.

  46. I agree, but... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    I agree that dogs are most likely smarter, but I disagree about the social thing. Cats are very social creatures.

    I saw a show on tv about cats on a farm. The females grouped together and mutually raised their kittens to keep the males from harming them. They coordinated their efforts and they even worked in shifts.

    We have 3 cats here and they definitely socialize and coordinate effort. An example: My wife got each cat their own litter box thinking that would make them comfortable and happy, having their own place to take care of business. Didn't work out that way though. They as a group decided that one box was for #1s, one was for #2s, and the third one is for when you have to do both. How on earth they came up with this system is a mystery. Or why. But it definitely is intelligent and social - they are all in agreement as to which box is for what.

    The really interesting bit is that we originally had two cats and two boxes. They decided one was for #1's, and one was for #2's. Then we took in a stray and got the third box. She originally wasn't even litter trained. The other two cats schooled her, and collectively they decided what the third litter box was for. Again, I have no idea how this happened or why. I just know that they do have a well defined system, and that system absolutely implies a fairly deep social interaction.

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:I agree, but... by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      You should add a forth box.

    2. Re:I agree, but... by Megane · · Score: 1

      So would the "forth" box be where they play with their thread?

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  47. Meh. by Rexdude · · Score: 1

    HP Lovecraft said it best, in his long winded essay

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  48. Who funded this? by Xiver · · Score: 1

    I just want to know who funded this study, because there is some stuff I'd love to research and I think I might able to talk them into giving me some money.

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    10: PRINT "Everything old is new again."
    20: GOTO 10
    1. Re:Who funded this? by SnowHog · · Score: 1

      Isn't it amazing that with all of the pressing challenges our world currently faces, THIS is what institutions like Oxford are choosing to study? Kind of makes you wonder......

    2. Re:Who funded this? by Xiver · · Score: 1

      I really think that they just file tons of paperwork trying to get funding and use studies like this that get accepted to fun their real research that may already have funding, but probably not as much as they want. Who can dispute the findings? They are all to subjective, so no one can actually say they didn't really do any work.

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      10: PRINT "Everything old is new again."
      20: GOTO 10
  49. WHEW by gatzby3jr · · Score: 1

    I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm sure glad that one's FINALLY been settled.

    Now we can get on to the important follow up research, like:

    Of dogs and cats, which are cuter?

    Can a woodchuck ACTUALLY chuck wood?

    I'm excited to see what these researchers choose next.

  50. And how many humans are killed by dogs? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    More people are killed by dogs then wild animals AROUND the ENTIRE world.

    Your kitten? Wouldn't hurt a fly... oh okay, maybe a fly but nothing else... except mice... and spiders... but you are perfectly safe... unless it can find a way to kill you without leaving a trace.

    Oh and you do have helper cats. A cat purring is proven to lower blood pressure. So people do get them to help them instead of medicine with side-effects. Making people live longer and happier seems pretty helpful to me. They also help by bringing home kills they make to help in feeding their family. That YOU don't like your mouse extremely rare that is your problem. It does try. What do you expect, it go out and get an accounting job to help pay the mortgage?

    Cats CAN respond to their name. They just don't. In children we see the moment that they start to think for themselves, say NO, as an important step in their development. Cats got this down from 0 seconds. But really, cats can be trained. Just not the same as dogs. If I trained you as a dog, that wouldn't work either would it? Or were you toilet trained by your mom rubbing your nose in it?

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    1. Re:And how many humans are killed by dogs? by VGR · · Score: 1

      More people are killed by dogs then wild animals AROUND the ENTIRE world.

      Your kitten? Wouldn't hurt a fly... oh okay, maybe a fly but nothing else... except mice... and spiders... but you are perfectly safe... unless it can find a way to kill you without leaving a trace.

      That is some serious FUD.

      First of all, there is not a single puppy on earth who will hurt a human being. Not one.

      Second of all, take just ten seconds to think about it and you will realize that dog attacks are more common than wild animal attacks because people are in the company of dogs far more than they are in the company of wild animals. And it doesn't help that many people train dogs to be weapons.

      Further, it's actually fairly difficult to get attacked by a wild animal. Most of them want to be left alone and will flee from humans.

      I'm not claiming dogs are more intelligent (or less intelligent) than cats; I'm just correcting your misinformation. I actually like the company of both.

      Or were you toilet trained by your mom rubbing your nose in it?

      I hope that's hypothetical. If you think that's a real, legitimate method of training dogs, you have no business being around them.

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    2. Re:And how many humans are killed by dogs? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

      Must get very annoying for you. All those people going "woosh" at you all the time.

      Woosh

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  51. Harvard Scientists Say... by pastafazou · · Score: 1

    Cats are smarter than Oxford Scientists

  52. Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Dogs were the first species to be domesticated by man. There is reason to believe domestication of the dog is as important as the invention of tool making and taming the fire, invention of language in the (pre)history of Homo sapiens.

    Anatomically modern human beings appeared on the scene 250,000 years ago. But their skulls were the "robust" type. But starting from 75,000 years ago, it started becoming "gracile" or thinner and less robust. It is an indication of reduction of violence and warfare among the various bands of hunter gatherers. Humans were developing the social skills to get along with extended families. But still they were extremely hostile to strangers. All the remnant hunter gatherer societies are marked by incessant warfare with their neighbors and extreme hostility. The Yamamono, the Fore, the Andamanese, the Koi-san all fight all the time and they fight to kill. With ambush imminent at any time and raids being very common, they could not develop sedentism, living in one place. They have to be constantly on the move.

    But 25,000 years ago in central Asia, near Mongolia, Man finally found a night watchman. The dogs. They got the sentry duty. Once the dogs developed a symbiotic relationship with humans, we were able to settle down and live in one place. That is how we observed the connection between dropped seeds and the plants growing out of it. Just 15000 years later we had domesticated the einkorn wheat in the Fertile Crescent. Dog is the species that co-evolved with humans, and they are probably the only species that can follow the eye-movement of human beings and pointing by index finger by human beings and "understand" they need to look there. Compared to their wolf ancestors, dogs are orders of magnitude more sociable. Shows how much they have evolved in such a short period of 25000 years.

    In short, dogs made man, what he is today.

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    1. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but so have cats. Cats, in fact, may have done as much for our species as dogs have. It's just been a lot less visible for much of our development.

      Cats moved into our agricultural fields and our food storage areas on their own (they self-domesticated) to hunt the vermin that were eating out food supplies. Cats have literally been protecting our most precious resource, but they've been doing quietly and generally aloof from human interaction. Sure, you can argue that cats are doing it because that's where the prey are, but aren't dogs benefiting from domestication the same way?

      And let's not forget that the vermin control has almost certainly done a lot to reduce the number of plagues humanity has endured. We remember the ones that the cats didn't stop, but there probably would have been more.

      So not to dismiss the contribution of canines to human development, but I think I wouldn't dismiss cats' contributions either. They're certainly of a similar magnitude, I believe.

    2. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In short, dogs made man, what he is today.

      And if my cat's proficiency in training me is anything to go by, cats will make us what we are tomorrow. :)

    3. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you see that's impossible because God made that happen. Retard.

    4. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 3, Funny

      In short, dogs made man, what he is today.

      What, not able to use commas properly?

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    5. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      the only species that can follow the eye-movement of human beings and pointing by index finger by human beings and "understand" they need to look there

      There must be a wide range of canine intelligence, because to my constant frustration my dog would just look at my finger.

    6. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by zn0k · · Score: 1

      There is a different theory: that man settled down first, which led to trash near the settlements. Wolves then evolved selecting for having a shorter flight distance to feed off the trash, essentially 'domesticating' themselves.

    7. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Care to cite any reputed sources for this? As someone who lives with a dog, I'm curious to know if it's true.

    8. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let us not forget bacteria! They moved into our guts - our food processing areas on their own (they self-domesticated) to digest our food supplies. Bacteria have literally been processing our most precious resource, but they've been doing it quietly and generally aloof from human interaction. Sure, you can argue that bacteria are doing it because that's all they can do, but aren't dogs benefiting from domestication the same way?

      And let's not forget that digestion has almost certainly done a lot to reduce the amount of dysentery that humanity has endured. We remember the diseases that the bacteria couldn't process, but there probably would have been more.

      So not to dismiss the contribution of cats to human development, but I think I wouldn't dismiss bacteria's contributions either. They're certainly of a similar magnitude, I believe.

    9. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a wide range of canine intelligence:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Intelligence_of_Dogs

      Depending on your luck, you may also find a mongrel (street dog of random pedigree) typically having high intelligence.

    10. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by khallow · · Score: 1

      You have the relationship wrong. Humans are bacteria's space program.

    11. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by spads · · Score: 1

      Well, I am definitely on the cat side of this debate, but it is posts like this which keep me coming back.

      However, I think you could say that dogs were critical in the evolution of modern industrial man along the lines of what you described, but possibly more for their being precursors to slaves rather than to their being sentries, though that too sounds signficant.

      Generally, I don't think trainability should be confused with intelligence.

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    12. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Sheafification · · Score: 1

      The Yamamono, the Fore, the Andamanese, the Koi-san all fight all the time and they fight to kill. With ambush imminent at any time and raids being very common, they could not develop sedentism, living in one place. They have to be constantly on the move.

      Do you mean the Yanomamo? (there's no such group as the "Yamamono")

      As someone who has been taught by an anthropologist who has spent considerable time living with the Yanomamo, your characterization is incorrect. The Yanomamo do, in fact, live in one place for extended periods of time (2 years-ish). The reason they move is because their staple food is bananas, which take some time to grow and produce exactly one bunch per tree. Staggered planting helps, but the soil is quickly exhausted. They live in one area until they start to exhaust the resources, and then move on to a new area. One particular thing to note is that they prepare a new area ahead of time by planting bananas there. In fact, they have several areas prepared in various stages of readiness so that when they need to move, they can move to an area that has bananas ready for consumption. They have reasonably sophisticated agricultural techniques, but their environment and the types of crops available force them to relocate, regardless of whether they have a domesticated guard-animal.

    13. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Compared to their wolf ancestors, dogs are orders of magnitude more sociable.

      Nitpick: no, they're not. Wolves are every bit as sociable, but they're focussed on other wolves, not humans. In addition, wolves are also not subservient to humans by default the way that dogs are; a wolf may respect you, but (s)he won't be eager to please you, and you'll constantly have to assert yourself, whereas with a dog... well, of course you have to show a dog that you're the dominant one, too, but a dog will readily accept that, while a wolf will not necessarily.

      That said, wolves are fascinating animals, and if you get a chance to interact with one (this may be possible in facilities like Wolf Park, especially if you're sponsor), by all means, go for it.

    14. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by precariousgray · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't think dogs are particularly adept at using them either, so his argument stands.

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    15. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      But 25,000 years ago in central Asia, near Mongolia, Man finally found a night watchman. The dogs. They got the sentry duty.

      This role is still relevant today too. A dog is the most effective early warning system known to man. There isn't an alarm system on the market that will beat a good watchdog.

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    16. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In his defence, he *could* be William Shatner...

    17. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Apparently you have never owned a West Highland Terrier. There are dogs which are specifically bred to be rodent killers. I think cats are probably better at general rodent and pest killing simply through agility, however a dog is more persistent for things like gophers or musk rats in a field or near a pond and probably has a higher kill ratio in that setting whereas a cat will just give up and go after a bird or go back to the barn to hunt for smaller rodents. People always claim that cats are more intelligent because they don't follow orders, but that also makes them less useful for specific tasks. Cats probably serve their purpose best just in a place where you store grain or other food. No matter what task you want in a farming or herding setting there is a dog breed that can do it.

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    18. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short, you have an extra, comma in your sentence.

    19. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short, dogs made man, what he is today.

      And your wife is trying to make you into the man she thinks you should be.

    20. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by flashingcurser · · Score: 1

      Parson Russel, rat and other terriers are far superior to a cat at extinguishing rodents and other vermin. The advantage of a cat is that if you have warehouse grain storage, you can put a male cat and a female cat on the property and they will go feral and control the vermin automatically. After the cat population is large enough, little or no effort or resources will be needed to control vermin. When the population is large enough, they will also kill all of the songbirds, squirrels, gophers etc like they do in many modern cities, if you're a Mesopotamian warehouseman this is of little consequence.

    21. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by tarius8105 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think its comparing apples to oranges. No one is saying that cats were not as important in the development of man. I would think they got shafted because people sort of forget thats why people kept cats around (my parents always had a cat to keep rats away). The argument is over the intelligence of the two and stating that dogs are smarter. Taking the GP argument and moving forward 25,000 years to present day, the dog's role has evolved with society while the cats role really has not evolved. Taking out the companion role of both pets, you really dont see cats filling any gaps in society except maybe as a therapy animal and keeping rodents away. Cats certainly do not function for bomb detection, drug detection, search and rescue, and the various other needs that law enforcements use them.

    22. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 1

      Indeed; there is some evidence that this co-evolution decreased humans' smelling abilities as the dogs made up for them (not sure what purpose this serves...)

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    23. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jesus fucking christ man, you should write fiction novels.

      youre obviously intelligent and well educated

      but more importantly, you have the ability to speak of things you cannot possibly know as if though they are fact.

      enough conjecture and inference in that post to become a co author with neil tyson or henry morris.

      but sadly, you didnt make that shit up. someone else did and you committed it to memory in order to pass a few tests.

    24. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Compared to their wolf ancestors, dogs are orders of magnitude more sociable.

      If by sociable you really mean submissive then I agree, otherwise I have to disagree.

      I grew up around German Shepherds bred for working attributes, outstanding dogs with respect to temper and intelligence. I've also read a couple of books about wolves written by wildlife biologists and I had the opportunity to spend a few years around a human raised wolf. Within its pack, and the pack was a "family unit" of humans, dogs and even cats that it grew up with, it was highly social. At least as social as the dogs I was used to. However you have to understand wolf behavior versus dog behavior to evaluate social behavior; regardless of who it grows up with and how it is raised a wolf is a wolf and *never* a dog. Go up to your adult dog and start pushing it around by the head and neck and it may gently and playfully "bite" at your hand. Try that with your adult wolf and it will roll over on its back, bare its neck and remain motionless. A forceful hand on the neck or head can trigger a submission ritual response. Assuming of course the person doing this is a higher ranking adult. If a lower ranking adult tries this they may be knocked down and held down for a few seconds to remind them of their lower rank. Children are shown some latitude and tolerance. These examples do not indicate an unwillingness to play or anti-social behavior, they indicate a different social behavior with respect to "forceful" touching. Touch in an affectionate manner and affection will be returned. Offer play without "forceful" touching and you'll find a quite enthusiastic and playful wolf regardless of your rank ... throw a ball or stick, offer a rope or rag to play tug of war, etc. Wolves can chase, catch and return frisbees really well but they wear out the frisbee a little faster than dogs, they don't seem to do the soft bite/hold very well. :-)

      Also keep in mind that wolves are born with a range of personalities, often dominant, occasionally submissive. The wolf I knew and described above had a more dominant personality. A wolf with a more submissive personality would probably accept any family member or welcome guest as higher ranking. I'd wager we domesticated dogs from these more submissive wolves, far less drama.

    25. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You watched that Dog Documentary last week on PBS/Discovery huh?

    26. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally different, take the vermin away and the cats would also go. They have no relationship with humans other than a similar location near vermin.
      Dogs and humans co-exist. Humans move and the dogs go with them, Its different.

      Now take you cat-fanboyism away to where mice and rats congregate and pretend the cats are there because the luv you..

    27. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Before the Dawn by Nicholas Wade is a good start. The two books by Jared Diamond The Third Chimpanzee and Guns, Germs and Steel talk about the grand sweep of history and prehistory. These books cover much wider topics and the domestication of dogs is just one part.

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    28. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Sadly, you rise, live and sleep under the blanket of technology we scientists provide but have no clue about what we do. But it does not matter to me. When I feed my dog few crumbs fall on the floor and a whole colony of ants benefit by it. I don't begrudge those ants for living off the crumbs, nor you for being so clueless and still benefit by our scientific endevors.

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    29. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip. I will find it and read/see it. Domestication of dogs and their impact on human evolution is a very common topic in anthropology. Many books and articles talk about it.

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    30. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats replaced ferrets which were descended from the European polecat. While cats definitely have made a contribution (and I'm a huge fan of them) they arrived late to the party. Dogs started as "watchmen" but developed into vermin control...the small terriers are prodigious ratters and will "outrat" a cat any day.

    31. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Definitely that is how the domestication started. Domestication of the wolf happened over tens of thousands of years and no human would/could have actively planned it. Some wolf packs got too close to humans and got eaten. Some human bands disliked/feared wolves and chased them away. But among all the hundreds of thousands of human band/wolf pack interaction, a few would have been at the right distance, right level of tolerance to each other, right level of mutual benefit (trash to wolves and warnings to humans). Those bands+packs had better survival than other bands or packs. Over the centuries this combination won over. With better warnings the bands moved less and less and eventually became settled.

      So one does not have to choose between development of sedentism and fixed human settlements and then the domestication of wolves on one hand and complete domestication wolves first before the development of sedentism. These co-evolved.

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    32. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We remember the ones that the cats didn't stop, but there probably would have been more.

      Cats didn't stop the Black Death from massacring Europe because European Christians were demon-ridden idiots who thought that cats were servants of Satan, and should be killed.

    33. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Much more, probably. Historically cats have been much more in the role of symbiotes, rather than parasites. By that I mean that cat colonies generally take of themselves, while performing the same vermin infestation control, while dogs have needed more overt control, lest they turn feral and prey on the very livestock that humans relied on, or humans themselves.

      SB

       

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    34. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Pack animals fighting over the last shards of a bone, more like.

      SB

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    35. Re:Dogs made man. Was Re:Maybe, but... by Arterion · · Score: 1

      I may be shooting out of my league here, but I thought we domesticated dogs for three reasons:
      1) They would eat our trash, so there was no competition for food.
      2) They provided warning and extra protection.
      3) In a pinch, you could eat them.
      Eventually, they because useful in hunting as well, though that probably didn't happen until later, but you could count that as a forth use for foragers.

      That said, I don't know about the other things in your posts. From what I understand, foragers were usually very nomadic, had few possessions, and basically unlimited natural resources from their perspective. Why would they be warlike? We can talk about studying skulls, but that has ALWAYS been fraught with really bad science. This is before horticulture and pastoralism, though. Those were still mobile, but also might have some permanent settlements, as in the case of transhumanance pastoralists. Those were potentially warlike, as they'd need some source for food besides the meat their raised, and raiding others was definitely an option, but so was trade or limited horticulture.

      I'm not disagreeing with your idea that domestication of the dog by humans is an example of co-evolution, and they it might be as important as fire and tool making, but surely this wasn't because all foragers were constantly warring with each others. From all I can tell, they were generally peaceful. It's not until you move into more sophisticated modes of subsistence that war even makes any sense. All foragers really had to fight over was mate selection.

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  53. Obviously they're not cat owners... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if you're not in Soviet Russia, cats train YOU.

  54. wolves are smart, dogs are not. by buback · · Score: 1

    most dogs have had all the smarts bred out of them. a better question would be "which is smarter, wolves or lions?"

  55. An anecdote by RazorSharp · · Score: 1

    One of my friends recently got a kitten to take care of his mouse problem. He's a dog person who never really liked cats but the cat was cheaper than pest control. The other day I was visiting and he had the cat in his dog's cage b/c he was trying to train it not to go upstairs by putting it in the cage whenever he caught it up there. This made me laugh, and I explained it to him this way, "The cat will never learn that it's bad to be upstairs, it will only learn that it's bad to be CAUGHT upstairs."

    It's this resistance to conditioning that not only make cats more intelligent than dogs, but also makes them psychologically more similar to humans than dogs. We both find it degrading to be manipulated by another and will fight against such manipulation even to our own detriment.

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    1. Re:An anecdote by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      One of my friends recently got a kitten to take care of his mouse problem.

      Tell your friend that unless the kitten was taught to hunt by its mother, it will be useless as a mouser. Yes, all cats have instincts which incline them toward pouncing on things, but they need their mother to teach them by bringing wounded prey for them to learn on if they're going to be successful hunters as adults. Young strays or barn cats are best for this.

      Or not. Your friend sounds like the sort of person who'd drown the cat because it wasn't earning its keep.

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    2. Re:An anecdote by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      One of my friends recently got a kitten to take care of his mouse problem.

      Our dachshund was a better mouser and ratter than any cat I've ever seen. Most cats are afraid of rats. Dachshunds exterminate them with extreme prejudice.

      Even in the role that cats were originally domesticated for you can find a dog breed that is better than them.

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    3. Re:An anecdote by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      Yup. I'm still trying to find a way to keep the cats off the damn counters. They're smart enough to realize that it isn't, "Oh, bad things happen if we go on the counters," but rather, "Oh, bad things happen if that guy sees us get on the counters". Clever little bastards. I need to invest in some motion-activated toys that will scare the piss out of them if they jump up there.

      Now for Exhibit B, have a look at this: Dog Can't Get Out

  56. Says you by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Naturally, one's preference in the matter of cats and dogs depends wholly upon one's temperament and point of view. The dog would appear to me to be the favorite of superficial, sentimental, and emotional people -- people who feel rather than think, who attach importance to mankind and the popular conventional emotions of the simple, and who find their greatest consolation in the fawning and dependent attachments of a gregarious society. Such people live in a limited world of imagination; accepting uncritically the values of common folklore, and always preferring to have their naive beliefs, feelings, and prejudices tickled, rather than to enjoy a purely aesthetic and philosophic pleasure arising from discrimination, contemplation, and the recognition of austere, absolute beauty.

    HP Lovecraft

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    1. Re:Says you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-sequitur. He was a writer, not a shrink, nor a scientist.

      From Wiki:

      "S. T. Joshi suggests in his biography of Lovecraft that a primary cause for this breakdown was his difficulty in higher mathematics, a subject he needed to master to become a professional astronomer. This failure to complete his education (he wished to study at Brown University) was a source of disappointment and shame even late into his life."

      Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. I'll see your Lovecraft and raise you one MS in Engineering Physics with a sideline in abstract math.

      I'm a dog person.

    2. Re:Says you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He wrote:

      who attach importance to mankind and the popular conventional emotions of the simple, and who find their greatest consolation in the fawning and dependent attachments of a gregarious society.

      Then you wrote:

      raise you one MS in Engineering Physics with a sideline in abstract math

      The implication here is that we should be bowing to your proclaimed expertise, due to your claimed mastery of Engineering Physics and abstract math, right? What was that about attaching importance to mankind, and the popular conventional emotions? And the "fawning and dependent attachments"? In what way is your entire rebuttal not predicated on that response? "I have a MASTERS degree, therefore I MUST be assumed to be SMARTER than you proles!"

      It's also worth noting that by your own admission, you are a physicist and mathemetician. This does not make you a shrink, or an evolutionary biologist, or any sort of expert on cross-species communication. I'd say that Lovecraft's insights into the mindset of dogs and cats are just about as valid as yours, in that case.

      I'm a dog person too. I just dislike supercilious assholes who parade their 'certifications' around as if it's holy writ handed down from heaven by the almighty Jesus fucking Christ. Get stuffed, you arrogant twat.

  57. This study is bogus! by JerkBoB · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a dog. He likes to eat shit. When he was younger, he used to eat his own shit until there was enough negative reinforcement to break the disgusting habit. My neighbor's dogs used to try and raid the litterbox too, so it's not a behavior unique to my own lovable retard.

    I also have two cats. Neither of them eat shit. Q.E.D.

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    1. Re:This study is bogus! by pastafazou · · Score: 1

      I think the argument is about intelligence, not taste, or self control for that matter....

    2. Re:This study is bogus! by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Dung beetles eat shit too - does this mean they are dumber than mosquitoes, which don't? Your evaluation presumes there is an absolute negative evolutionary response to shit eating, which is incorrect. Shit eating, in and of itself, can not be used as evidence one way or the other - it's all about fitness for the environment.

      Dogs' noses have roughly 10,000 times as many sensors as ours, but yet they are attracted to shit. We don't know why, and we are disgusted by it, but that says nothing about what benefits it may have had for the dogs in the evolutionary past. It's just as easy to conclude that our disgust with shit is counter-evolutionary (but that would also be fallacious), so you can't use shit-eating as a measure of intelligence.

      There may well have been times when eating shit from the dung pile outside a human camp was what saved the dogs from starvation. As a result, the dogs that survived would have had more of a predilection for shit. So maybe we bred that into them as well. I would be curious to know if their ancestors, the grey wolf, eats shit or its own vomit.

      We are used to thinking of shit in the context of dense populations, where sewage is a powerful vector for disease propagation. But in the ancient savannah or the woods, where hunting and gathering groups were small and far between, I suspect that eating shit was a much less dangerous proposition that it is today.

      I don't know much about the ingredients of dog shit, but I do know that cow manure is higher in protein than the original hay fodder - there was a period about 20 years ago when feed processors wanted to reprocess cow manure into a cattle feed protein supplement, but I think (hope!!) that got squashed due to epidemiological concerns.

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    3. Re:This study is bogus! by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      It was a joke, professor. Dogs likely descended from wolves which were inclined toward scavenging, as you say. Developing a taste for shit must have served some evolutionary purpose, but goddamn is it disgusting. It is also a vector for some nasty bugs, and I wish we could breed it back out.

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    4. Re:This study is bogus! by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      :)

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    5. Re:This study is bogus! by RemoWilliams84 · · Score: 1

      Puppies learn to eat shit from their mother. The mother eats the shit of the puppies when they are young to keep the living area clean and healthy. The puppies pick up on this from the mother. Most grow out of it, but some take some training.

      Others just like shit.

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    6. Re:This study is bogus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have several cats. While they don't eat shit, they do eat their own or each others vomit.

    7. Re:This study is bogus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not shit, that's kittykandy.
      I think most dogs will eat from a litterbox. (at least the ones I've known)

    8. Re:This study is bogus! by the+biologist · · Score: 1

      Do you mean, in particular, that your dog likes eating cat shit? I've known dogs with this preference, but no interest in dog shit.

      Part of the story here is that cat shit is packed with high levels of protein, as their food has a superabundance of protein and they don't absorb it all. [Cats are obligate carnivores and require very high protein diets.]

      Dogs can smell protein and enjoy eating it, be it in the form of bacon or cat shit.

    9. Re:This study is bogus! by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      I also have two cats. Neither of them eat shit. Q.E.D.

      Well, using your two data points coupled with the results of this study, I can only come to one conclusion -- eating shit makes you smarter!

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    10. Re:This study is bogus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least vomit is closer to being food than shit is.

    11. Re:This study is bogus! by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      As I've mentioned elsewhere, my original post was intended as a joke to which many dog owners can relate.

      Regarding the protein levels in cat shit, I agree that it is likely a motivator. My dog doesn't restrict himself to that, though. He'll happily scarf down some "trail cookies" when we're out in the woods if I let him. He's a lab, though. Constantly hungry, even though he's fed a very high-quality dog food twice daily and has the correct weight for his size (as confirmed by the vet who is always happy to see a lab who isn't a hulking overweight pig). I think he just likes it.

      Bleah. I'm getting agida just thinking about it.

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    12. Re:This study is bogus! by backganon · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA eat shit, dog lovers!!

    13. Re:This study is bogus! by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      My dog doesn't eat shit. He wont even poop near an area that has too much shit in it. He always looks for a fresh patch of ground to take a dump. On the other hand, he does like smelling other poop. This is because the anal gland in dogs identifies them to each other by its scent. Some of the stuff from the anal gland comes out on the poop. Dogs can tell which other dogs have been around by smelling their shit. I suspect my dog tries to find a spot to crap that is clear so his scent doesn't get confused, however obviously he does this without actually rationalizing it, but then again, he will tip toe around areas too saturated with poop to try not to step on it. Eating it I guess is another story.

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    14. Re:This study is bogus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're meant to feed them!

    15. Re:This study is bogus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also have two cats. Neither of them eat shit. Q.E.D.

      I've never head of cats that did not lick their butt after taking a crap. On the other hand some dogs have learned to lift their hind legs and use their front legs to scoot their butt across the carpet. Using your crap metric dogs seem to win. :-)

  58. Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I train wolves. I have also trained cats. The wolves, and dogs, are far more intelligent than cats. Part is a matter of thinking differently, more like us with a pack behavior but there are other factors. It would be nice if the cat people would stop shouting their claim that cats are so smart but it won't happen. Same for the pig people. I've trained all of these animals, extensively, and dogs, specifically wolves, come out far above the others. Better than many people in fact.

  59. It's complicated by jovius · · Score: 1

    Cats do it in doggy style and dogs like pussy too.

  60. Pets Training Us by JRR006 · · Score: 1

    So if it's share anecdotes about one's pets day, I'm so down with that. Anyone else currently have a cat that knows what buttons to push (figuratively speaking) to get you to do what it likes? I've got a cat that is merciless about manipulating our household. If we don't get up to feed her in the morning, she'll complain for a bit, and if we ignore her she starts knocking things off of dressers or tables until one of has to respond. (Usually when she starts nudging the glassware or lamps.) If you lock her out of the bedroom, she'll tear the household plants out by their roots and leave them like horse heads in the kitchen.

    Dogs, meanwhile, seem to crave their owner's approval. They'll scratch and whine, but I've never met one that seemed vindictive.

  61. Pet War by Jethro · · Score: 1

    If there was an all-out war between dogs and cats, dogs would win.

    Cats have built-in ninja power. In a one-on-one fight, a cat might easily take a dog. But DOGS would get together and go "Hey, lets group up" or "Lets build these machines" or whatever. It wouldn't even occur to cats to work together as a team.

    And just because I know this is slashdot and people will yell, that's a joke and a generalisation.

    I have both dogs and cats and I love 'em both.

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    1. Re:Pet War by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      Just a small note, i know you're joking, but cat colonies do exist and can contain over a hundred cats.

    2. Re:Pet War by Jethro · · Score: 1

      I know, and house-cats DO get along. But they don't hunt in packs and are still primarily solitary creatures, unlike, say, lions.

      Then again, so are cheetahs, but I saw a documentary that showed these three wild cheetahs that learned to hunt as a pack, so you never know.

      Either way, I seriously hope there's never a cat vs dog war... I'd hate to choose sides!

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  62. Cats invented humans by seven+of+five · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because they got tired of their old toys.

    1. Re:Cats invented humans by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Not that far off the mark - the prevailing theory is that cats domesticated themselves during the early stages of the agricultural revolution. Rather than being forced into servitude by the humans like the dogs were, the early domesticated cats noticed that there were these new things called granaries that seemed to attract a LOT of tasty food (rodents) and that the weird primates around the granaries didn't mind them eating the rodents. In fact, the primates seemed grateful for them and would leave out water to encourage them and would give them a warm nest to sleep in near the granary. Win/win for both cats and humans.

      The result was a mutually beneficial relationship between cats and humans that has lasted thousands of years. So while cats didn't exactly invent humans... the cats sort of invented themselves, instead.

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    2. Re:Cats invented humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Oxford scientists who got tired of staring at bacteria in petri dishes invented taxpayer funding so they could take a year or two off from work to study their pets. And travel to conferences in resort locations on the taxpayer dime to present the findings.

      So the slightly revised hypothesis should be stated as: Oxford scientists who secure funding to claim that dogs are smarter than cats, have demonstrably larger brains than those who do not.

  63. Don't think so. by diesel66 · · Score: 1

    Ever seen a cat eat feces?

    Didn't think so.

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  64. Anecdotal speculation by moeinvt · · Score: 1

    Assuming that there is an innate quality called "intelligence" and leaving aside specifics and the problems with designing experiments to determine it, I suggest the following.

    1. The positions and shapes of the curves depicting the distribution of intelligence in cats and dogs vary significantly by breed. My observations leave little doubt that the median doberman is at least one standard deviation dumber than the median golden retriever.

    2. Considering ALL cats and dogs, the latter are disproportionately distributed on the DUMB end of the curve, but the high end doesn't trail off nearly as precipitously as a standard bell curve. As for the felines, I think they follow a much narrower distribution with the median cat well above the median dog, but with the high end trailing off much more sharply. i.e. The vast majority of dogs are morons, but the geniuses can be rather impressive.

    1. Re:Anecdotal speculation by shoehornjob · · Score: 1

      My observations leave little doubt that the median doberman is at least one standard deviation dumber than the median golden retriever.

      And that's sayin something because Goldies aint exactly the brightest of the breeds. They are the dumb blondes of the dog world. Don't get me wrong, Goldies are great pets but the elevator doesn't quite rise to the top floor if you know what I mean.

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  66. Brain exercise?? by wazerface · · Score: 1

    "This continual “brain exercise” has stimulated the dog’s brain to grow bigger over thousands of years."

    It sounds like the author believes in Lamarckism.

  67. I dunno about this... by gnesterenko · · Score: 1

    Generally, potty training one of the first more advanced skills a child has to aquire. So if dogs are that much smarter then cats, then why is it that my cats were house trainined within a day, where as my dog still can't even walk himself?

    And to anyone who says cats are not social as dogs is comparing apples to oranges. Cats social skills are highly developed and they are geared towards keeping other members of the species off their turf/away from their food. While this is a smaller set of social skills then dogs (which will work together in packs, usually due to need), they seem to be more developed and focused. I would say that again, the advantage goes to the cat, that relies on no other member other then itself to provide for itself and its young.

    And lastly, wasn't there a barbaric, outdated practice to judge how smart a person was by the size of their cranium? What happened to that again?

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  68. Bias by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Back in the middle of the last century, IQ tests were big. Then, as the century wore on, more research came to the conclusion that they were culturally biased.

    How does this study remove social bias? For that matter, how does it figure in that cats have their own agendas, which are *not* yours, as opposed to dogs falling in with your agenda.

    I've long said that cats peak about equivalent to humans between 7 and 10, while dogs peak like humans between 3 and 5.

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  69. I think my cat is rather smart, by Coraon · · Score: 1

    She has clearly exhibited the following behaviors 1. she will bring me her mouse to get me to throw it for her. if i make a bad throw (it ricochets off a wall and bounces near her, or throw it into a box) she will get it and bring it to my wife 2. She mimics the sounds smaller prey animals make when she knows their near by and shes in hiding. You've never seen the look of shock on a birds face when it thinks one of its fellows is calling for help and finds a cat there. 3. my cat will 'sit' and 'come' on command, we just had to learn that she was very food driven, and how to reward her in a way she would find valuable. 4. my cat wont let my wife and I fight, if we are arguing she will get in between both of us and meow and paw us till we calm down. Just as a test my wife took a swing at me. She had 12lbs of cat attached to her arm, biting but not hard enough to pierce skin. the cat knew what was happening and showed enough awareness to try to stop the fight.

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  70. Thorndike would have argued differently! by Ieshan · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough, despite your characterization of dogs and cats, it turns out that the conditioning you are talking about in your dog example (Operant Conditioning) was first studied by Thorndike... in cats!

    Really, it just has more to do with the way pet owners tend to treat their animals than "conditioning" vs. "attitude".

  71. I trained my cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To do some basic stuff. Like to piss and shit where I want them to. To get their toys and bring it to me when they want to play. It does get some training, but usually breath on their face , means no, and lick them (or simulate with humid finger) behind the head is a yes. A few other stuff too. So you can train a cat. But the cat usually are much more recalcitrant by nature.

    As for being more social=being more intelligent, I would wager some people have a strange definition of intelligene.

  72. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats can be trained.

      Just look on youtube for "Popovich and his circus cats"

      It just easier to train dogs :)

      That is all.

  73. My dog is a cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you insensitive clod!

  74. Are dogs really learning anything? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    You don't train a computer, you program it to do extremely specific commands.

    You are doing the same thing with a dog, you are programming behavior by wiring actions basically "burnt" into a dogs mental circuitry with treats. It's like programming an FPGA.

    How many dogs learn to sit just by watching other dogs sit? Now that would be impressive.

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    1. Re:Are dogs really learning anything? by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

      You don't train a computer, you program it to do extremely specific commands.

      You are doing the same thing with a dog, you are programming behavior by wiring actions basically "burnt" into a dogs mental circuitry with treats. It's like programming an FPGA.

      How many dogs learn to sit just by watching other dogs sit? Now that would be impressive.

      I'm not sure if I equate "blowing an eeprom" with "learning" but that's semantics I suppose. I can easily see how that can be called learning in a sense. However, it's the applying part that gets me- you can fill a hard drive to the brim with data, but without instructions that a human provides, it's meaningless. The computer will never learn how to apply the knowledge it has. So really, a human provides the intelligence, just like any other tool.

      Humans, dogs, and cats all have different levels of intelligence- both averaged across the entire species, and specific to the individual. This can be measured a variety of ways, and this article did exactly that, although I don't know if I particularly agree with its method of assigning intelligence.

      If a dog watched another dog perform a trick and then get rewarded, and this is repeated enough times, I could see the dog learning the trick. I have no idea, but I bet there have been studies on this. Might make for interesting reading.

    2. Re:Are dogs really learning anything? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      True. Cats do learn from other cats though.

      They also apply learned skills to new things. One of the strays in the neighborhood kept coming up to the door and climbing on it. After I opened it she would turn around and want out again. This kept repeating before I realized the cat knew that many doors opened when you push on them and was trying the same trick on my sliding door. All the strays (about 11 cats) do this when they want me to open the door now.

      When we put out a cat house we only had to get one cat to go in it. We know the other cats will see and their curiosity will do the rest. This is true of most any puzzle within the capability of the cat. It is more about getting them interested than teaching them.

      You don't teach a cat to use a toilet by showing it. A cat doesn't care to mimic you. Instead you move the litter box closer to the toilet and the cat figures out how to do it on its own. The first cat... the other cats will learn from the first.

    3. Re:Are dogs really learning anything? by sexconker · · Score: 0

      How many dogs learn to sit just by watching other dogs sit? Now that would be impressive.

      Plenty. Dogs learn from other dogs all the time.

    4. Re:Are dogs really learning anything? by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Troll

      You feed the stray cats? Your local bird and squirrel population thanks you.

      We don't feed strays around here. We shoot them. It's fun target practice and better for the native animal populations that stray cats decimate.

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    5. Re:Are dogs really learning anything? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      You feed the stray cats? Your local bird and squirrel population thanks you.

      We don't feed strays around here. We shoot them. It's fun target practice and better for the native animal populations that stray cats decimate.

      Gp probably lives in a rural area where feral cats are a boon.

    6. Re:Are dogs really learning anything? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      They also apply learned skills to new things. One of the strays in the neighborhood kept coming up to the door and climbing on it. After I opened it she would turn around and want out again. This kept repeating before I realized the cat knew that many doors opened when you push on them and was trying the same trick on my sliding door. All the strays (about 11 cats) do this when they want me to open the door now.

      Did you train the cat, or did the cats train you?

      Wow, with your aptitude for acquiring and using knowledge it is clear you are fairly intelligent, and you even associate the command to open the door from 11 different cats. I am impressed! Of course, your repeated action could be merely a cheap parlor trick; simple mimicry. ;)

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    7. Re:Are dogs really learning anything? by yashachan · · Score: 1

      There's a dog in Europe that started retrieving its toys on its own when the word describing that toy was said, regardless of whether or not it that word was said to the dog. The dog has a "vocabulary" now of over 300 words. They also tested to see if the dog could look at a picture of one of its toys and retrieve the actual toy from another room; it did. Similar tests can be run on small children to test their development progress. (Source: PBS Nova "Dogs Decoded" - unfortunately not available to stream.)

      You also have to consider that we teach kids in a very similar way that we train dogs. When a kid does something good, you usually reward them - just like giving a dog a treat when it does something good. The reward for a kid doesn't have to be treat, but it is sometimes.

      Dogs can also learn from another dog's behavior. If you have a dog that's trained well but is nearing the end of its life, one of the options of speeding up a new dog's training is getting the new dog prior to the death of the old dog, so it can pick up behavior from the old dog. For my own dog, I've had a dog behaviorist and a trainer tell me that if I want to actually get my dog to play nice with other dogs (he was never exposed to other dogs before I adopted him at age 2), I needed to have him spend time with a very calm dog that wouldn't get irritated by my dog's erratic behavior (and that introducing him to a hyper dog could just make his erratic behavior worse).

    8. Re:Are dogs really learning anything? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I don't favor birds, they shit on my car, and squirrels I have no use for.

      Cats are far more interesting to watch.

    9. Re:Are dogs really learning anything? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Did you train the cat, or did the cats train you?"

      The cat definitely trained me.

      Of course when I'm not in the mood to play I don't open the door for the cats. Just like the cats don't come when I call unless they are hungry.

      We aren't dogs after all.

  75. Easy way to determine the smarter creature by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

    Have you ever seen a cat eat dog shit? No? Can you say the same about dogs and cat shit? Pretty obvious which one is smarter now, isn't it?

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  76. Cats seem more intelligent to us... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    ...because they are lazy, selfish and react to any attempt at coercion with the feline equivalent of "fuck you, where's my dinner?"

    In other words, they mimic human nature perfectly.

    Sure, dogs can learn to help people cross the road and "sniff out drugs" (i.e. bark at the foreign-looking guy with the rucksack when the TSA man tugs your lead in a particular way) but they're basically subservient and frankly a bit pathetic. How can you respect that?

    If you've ever watched a massive Rottweiller being intimidated by a kitten then you need to ask yourself, what's happining here? Is the kitten demonstrating its superiority, or, is it demonstrating that it is too stupid to realise the dog could bite it in half, while the dog has the smarts to know that killing the cute kitty is likely to result in a one-way trip to the animal shelter?

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    1. Re:Cats seem more intelligent to us... by deadweight · · Score: 1

      My dog will pin the cat's head between her teeth and then she is bugged by cats no more!

  77. Cart Before the Horse by shaitand · · Score: 1

    So they took a link between social behavior and brain size and extrapolated the size of the animals brains. How does this make sense when we know the actual size and neuron counts of these animals? Cats actually have far more brainpower where it counts?

    Cats have about 25% of the capacity of an adult human brain in terms of raw neurons in the right place. They are probably the most intelligent non-human animal you will encounter outside a zoo in the USCats are very capable of learning but inclined to doing tricks.

    1. Re:Cart Before the Horse by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      "They are probably the most intelligent non-human animal you will encounter outside a zoo in the US."

      My friend's Harris' hawks (She's a master class falconer) would disagree with that. As would several parrots I've known.

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    2. Re:Cart Before the Horse by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Hawks aren't something you regularly encounter outside a zoo in the US so they are beside the point.

      Birds in general are difficult. Most animals and especially mammals have similar types of structures in their brains usually the brains are laid out in a similar fashion and they certainly use neurons. Birds are different... they have absolutely tiny brains and a unique brain structure. They are far more intelligent than their brain size indicates.

      Birds are not however, on par with cats. Alex the famous African Grey could identify a few objects such a truck even when given a truck he had never seen before thus indicating he understood truck as an abstract concept. Your average cat owner can tell you that this isn't exceptional in cat land. Though the cat obviously won't give the indication verbally or on cue. Cats train you to provide treats when they want them, they don't respond to your attempts to train them.

  78. Cats... by Gohtar · · Score: 1

    are dicks... end of story.

  79. How do you measure intelligence? by wickerprints · · Score: 1

    What *is* intelligence? We have a difficult enough time quantifying it for humans, in all its various nuances and dimensions. Then, how does that apply to animal intelligence, when the issue of interspecies communication looms large? How do we know if a creature is intelligent if the failing is ours for not fully understanding how it communicates?

    Is a chimpanzee intelligent? An African gray parrot? An octopus? An elephant? A pig? A dolphin? A dog? A cat? How can you rank the intelligence of these very different animals when they each have radically different ways of relating to the world, and therefore, to us?

    The real premise that the article raises is not that dogs are more intelligent than cats, but that the degree of sociability can serve as a proxy indicator for intelligence. The logical position on this hypothesis is that it is probably reasonable, but considered in isolation of other known measures of human intelligence, it is also unlikely to be sufficient.

    The anthropocentric view of intelligence is that something or someone is "intelligent" if we can understand it, or relate to it. This is a similar claim to the one put forth in the article. Because dogs do exhibit social characteristics that humans can relate to and work with, they are "more intelligent." But as I've pointed out, this isn't necessarily a complete characterization of the nature of intelligence, as for example, hypothetical alien beings from another planet might possess the technology to visit us, yet if we could not understand them or relate to them, we would consider them stupid under such a criterion.

  80. Different kinds of intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, what is with that article? Article title: "Dogs and cats are brighter than some humans" Study claims: "Dogs are smarter than cats" Article conclusion: "[D]ogs and cats are smart in different ways. Perhaps the folk who issue press releases on behalf of researchers are the ones who are lacking in intelligence." My conclusion is that the author just wanted to have an attention grabbing title since "dogs are smarter than cats" apparently is now saturated. Pathetic. Regarding the studies, why do we always talk about intelligence as if it is a linear concept that any behavioral patterns can be mapped to? For example, a neurosurgeon requires a much different set of skills and knowledge than a microprocessor designer, but I would argue that both are highly intelligent. Is there a single set of criteria that we can use to map the intelligence of the two of them to a linear plot? Sure, there is the IQ test, but I'm sure that many would agree with me that 1) it only measures specific information processing capabilities which we can roughly equate to an idea of intelligence and 2) is more of a rough estimate than a precise measurement. Additionally, this weak attempt to quantify a nebulous concept is only able to be administered to a very small subset of organisms: humans that understand the language that the test is administered in and can visually perceive shapes and contrast (in order to participate in the purely-visual tests). Thus, this test fails to create an intelligence measurement that can be applied across species and even fails to measure all of our species on the same criteria. Anecdote time. I once kept a couple of kittens from a litter. As they grew up, their intelligence was clear and diverse. One specialized in observation to learn new abilities. The other one specialized in efficiency. A great example of this is how we had our doorbell ring one afternoon. We opened the door to find nobody there, but apparently the cats were ready to come in as they ran through the door when it opened. Later, I saw that the observer cat would run, jump, and paw the doorbell so that we would open the door for them. After about a week, the efficiency one had discovered that a window sill gave perfect access to the door bell. At that point, when either cat wanted in, it would jump to the sill and continuously paw the doorbell until we let them in. It was strange at first, but we found that it was much more helpful for them to let us know when they wanted in rather than us just having to guess. One of the linked articles paraphrased a researcher as saying, "cats do not understand cause-and-effect connections between objects". Yes, researcher, it would seem that the results of your fish or biscuit at the end of a string test definitely proves that cats can't appreciate cause-and-effect relationships. It couldn't possibly be that the test could somehow unknowingly be biased to appeal to dogs, that your test groups were insufficiently large and randomized, or that a single test may be insufficient to make claims such as yours. No, no. Of course the logical conclusion from your testing is that dogs appreciate cause-and-effect relationships and cats don't. My personal anecdotal experience be damned; it must have been a fluke, or I must be lying.

  81. Dogs' conceptualization ability by garyebickford · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just to add my little bit - I regularly observed my dog (a miniature poodle, now passed on - I acquired him by chance, and came to appreciate poodles - they're good dogs!) to get an idea of what his cognitive abilities were. Among other things, I realized one ability that we tend to take for granted. When out walking on a leash (usually one of those extending leashes), he was very good about always going between me and obstacles such as trees. In fact when heading on his own path, he would realize he was about to go on the wrong side of a tree or post, and backtrack to where he could go between, keeping the leash from wrapping around the object. He did not do this when he was off the leash.

    This behavior requires some interesting cognitive ability - he had to understand and act on the concept of 'betweenness', in addition to understanding the difference between the leashed state and the unleashed state.

    I would like to see more research done on related subjects of spatial reasoning as well as relational reasoning. I think that evaluating the ability to hold and act on such abstract concepts could give us a valuable insight into the intelligence of critters as well as ourselves. We already know that dogs have picked up some very good relational reasoning - they're better at reading our social cues than we are. (Although I have to say some dogs are not so gifted - my daughter's dog is pretty clueless, but he's young so we'll see.)

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    1. Re:Dogs' conceptualization ability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poodles are very intelligent dogs, #2 in "The Intelligence of Dogs" scale.

      The German Shepherd who lives with us:

      * Initially used to bark/attack at a large mirror when he was a kid, but seems to have understood that the reflection he's seeing is not another dog. They say that not many animals are intelligent enough to understand their reflections, so maybe he doesn't quite follow what the reflection is, but he does know it's not another dog.

      * He still can't figure out how to slide a bolt open. If it was merely pulling at a door lever, he'd have figured it. He does attempt to "do something" to make the door open by leaping up to the bolt, but that's where he stops.

      * If he gets his paw into a chain loop, he knows how to pull himself out.

      * Of course, he can follow commands, though sometimes he doesn't want to.

      * He can follow a pointed finger, not just down at his level, but from where I am pointing.

      * He has an awesome sense of smell and hearing. After a guest visits the house, sits on a chair and goes away, or after I bring in shopping bags which a friend of mine has held, he is drawn to their smell.

      * He knows never to bite me, though it is so _trivial_ to easily take a bite. He literally has to _try_ and avoid biting me. This itself is quite something IMO. His jaws are so powerful and teeth so sharp that he has to control them well and be mindful when playing near me.

      * He knew to call to be taken out, even when we changed homes where in the former home, he could go out on his own. This means he has a distinction of "home" and "place for poo".

      Well, there are many little other things, which make me wonder WTF.. how is it so intelligent, and the other way round too. Any dog owner will have their own observations. :)

    2. Re:Dogs' conceptualization ability by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

      My dog is also clueless and she's 11. She constantly gets her leash tangled around our deck chairs and table legs, face plants into the screen door if we don't open it fast enough and barks when she hears a doorbell on TV even if it's completely different from our own...

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    3. Re:Dogs' conceptualization ability by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Among other things, I realized one ability that we tend to take for granted. When out walking on a leash (usually one of those extending leashes), he was very good about always going between me and obstacles such as trees. In fact when heading on his own path, he would realize he was about to go on the wrong side of a tree or post, and backtrack to where he could go between, keeping the leash from wrapping around the object.

      I'd say that was one smart dog. Of the dozens of dogs I've walked, not a one of them has been capable of doing what you describe. Walking dogs for me is mostly an exercise in untangling the silly mutts from things they wrap themselves around.

      On the other hand I had a dog that was better than Houdini at escaping things, repeatedly outsmarting every human's best efforts to keep him in. Different dogs, different skills, I suppose.

    4. Re:Dogs' conceptualization ability by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My Boston Terrier, who is my running companion, is very good at anticipating up coming trees or sign posts and figures it out and knows if she is leashed or not. She didn't figure this out until was a over a year old.

      However the event that still has me scratching my head was last winter when my wife and I went hiking in the woods with our dog. We leave our dog off leash.on these hikes as she usually stays within 10 to 15 yards. We were back 2.5-miles per my GPS through thick trees and no trail when she disappeared as we topped a ridge. We went frantic looking and calling for her but she was gone.

      Finally after dark approached we left extremely sadden to have lost our little dog to what I suspected was a coyote or cougar. We tracked our way back to our truck in the dark and as we approached my wife noted that something was on top of the cab of the truck. I took a second look and the dog was standing on the cab wagging her tail in the cold and dark very glad to see us. Somehow she got separated from us, maybe being chased by predator, figured out that she needed to get back to our vehicle, found her back without a trail and then climbed on top for safety. She is a small dog and she took several attempts to make it up as I found scratches on the hood the next day.

    5. Re:Dogs' conceptualization ability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a cat who could open doors using both of his paws to turn the knob. He would also slam the kitchen cabinets when he was hungry by opening the cabinet door slightly and letting it go repeatedly until someone gave him food. He was generally arrogant towards my other cat, always having to sit higher so that he could peer down and feel superior, but he was super friendly towards people, even those he didn't know. He loved to lay in front of a large mirror that I had sitting on the floor so that he could admire himself. He also knew when I was feeling down and would actively try to cheer me up by purring and pushing his head against me. He did so many interesting and intelligent things in his life that I can't even remember them all.

      Unfortunately he died earlier this year at the age of 19. I miss him like I have lost a brother.

    6. Re:Dogs' conceptualization ability by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Most dogs I've seen, seem to have exactly the opposite tendency, however: they love to get stuff caught in the leash, or get the leash wrapped around your legs. Could be stupid, or could be they find it amusing :-)

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  82. Cats are Smarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cats are certainly smarter than dogs! Have you ever seen 8 cats harnessed to a sled, pulling a fat guy in cold weather gear in a race?

  83. You know.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just thinking we needed another tedious discussion of why you love your LOL CATZ, only to get responses five minutes later from the OMFGBBQ DOG people.

    Stop anthropomorphizing your *^%&ing pets you gang of giddy drooling morons.. and if you don't know what that means, get an education before you send me another picture of your fur-hacking friend dressed-up in your grandmothers nighty. That same animal would feast on your over-fed bloated rotting body if keeled over in your house, and then guard the body from the very people who come to rescue it from your death induced negligence.

    They are not your children, your friends, or your family. Your pets are another species that have co-evolved alongside human beings because they benefit from the crap you don't use.

    Anyway everyone in the know has read about dogs being smarter because they can actually read human emotions better than primates, use that intelligence to survive wildly in a broader array of environments, and have learned to survive alongside for a longer time the most vicious blood-thirsty creature in all of geological history (that being us if you happen to be thick).

    Having said all that I'm going to now spend the next hour following mine around with a plastic bag to pick up its excrement, and speak to it in an annoyingly cute voice to reward it for not defecating in my shoes.

  84. As pack animals dogs inherently more tainable by perpenso · · Score: 1

    When you attempt to train a dog, conditioning comes into play. The dog knows it will get rewarded if it does what it's told, and as such becomes trained. You train a dog similar to how you train a human, through a reward system.

    Yes and no. Dogs are descended from wolves and have an innate desire to be part of a pack. A pack is an extended family unit and is not restricted to other dogs, any household members may be considered family in this context. More importantly a pack is a hierarchical structure. In the wolf setting there are never peers, every pack member has a distinct rank and shows dominance or submission accordingly. In the dog setting things are a bit more relaxed and through unnatural selection dogs have been bred to naturally look to humans for some direction (assuming the human offers any). A dog will do what it is told if it recognizes the human as higher ranking, no immediate reward is necessary. Conditioning is only needed to the extent that a spoken word or gesture correlates to a desired action. Treats and toys are only necessary when the person giving the command is not recognized as higher ranking. IMHO praise or a quick affectionate gesture are better rewards but I tend to use these at the end or a walk, workout or training session. I don't want to create an expectation of immediate reward for obedience.

    Now I am not against treats and toys but I am careful to only offer them in play time to avoid associating them with obedience.

    1. Re:As pack animals dogs inherently more tainable by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Now I am not against treats and toys but I am careful to only offer them in play time to avoid associating them with obedience.

      Our neighbors follow the same line of thinking (they have a Husky who's big for her age, and is highly energetic...as husky's tend to be, lol.) They have her VERY well crate-trained, and she responds to both verbal and gesture commands almost immedeatly (and, on a rare occasion, even from people she's meeting for the first time.)

      To assist in crate-training her, whenever she got too riled up, they would give her the standard sit/lay down/stay commands, and if she responded accordingly, she got a treat. If after consuming the treat, she got up before she was told to, or got up after she was told to but continued to be too energetic, into the crate she went.

      She's trained now to the point where you just say crate, and she goes on her own, sits down, and doesn't move an inch until you close the door.

  85. Broca's "big brain" fallacy all over again. by Medievalist · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought phrenology was thoroughly out of fashion since Gould debunked Morton and Broca in "the Mismeasure of Man".

    But who cares about that. The Internet is made of cats! On with the cat stories!

    Our eight-year-old ginger tabby taught himself to use the toilet. I'm not kidding.

    I was wondering why I kept finding the toilet unflushed, and little splashes on the rim. The kids claimed it wasn't them, but I didn't really believe them.

    Then one day I walk in, and there's the cat sitting on the toilet. He looks up at me with a perfect "Excuse me, can a guy get some privacy around here" expression on his face and keeps right on peeing.

    My dog taught herself to dig up cat feces and eat them.

    1. Re:Broca's "big brain" fallacy all over again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you know? Dogs eat shit because they steal power from the shitter. And why do they eat their own shit? To deny the opportunity to other dogs. It's all very obvious if you just think about it for a moment.

    2. Re:Broca's "big brain" fallacy all over again. by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Interesting

        The Internet is made of cats!

          Then there might be some hope for the future...

          As to cats and their toilet habits, it may or may not be a comment on them that they almost universally prefer at least a little privacy when they are performing their ablutions.

          They're almost... human... in that respect; excepting a considerable amount of paranoia, the sort that still has the human race segregating bathrooms according to gender, anyway ;)

          I have a 23 lb furball here who will swat the bathroom door closed if he wants his privacy. He doesn't seem embarassed about it, either. ...

        After reading so many comments tonight, I do have to remark that the "cat doubters" that are so often prevalent when these discussions come up elsewhere, are noticeably absent here... *g*

      SB

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  86. Oh yeah? by wjousts · · Score: 1

    If dogs are soooo smart, then explain this!

  87. Here's my funded study results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dogs are more social animals and therefore have bigger brains than the more solitary-inclined cats.

    s/social/patronizing/g
    s/solitary-inclined/self-determinate/g

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  88. All I know is... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    ...a dog tied to a post will walk around it in circles until it's wrapped the rope around the post tightly and can't move, and will then whimper for human assistance.

    A cat will open cupboards with its paws, and will even jump to open doors with lever-style handles.

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    1. Re:All I know is... by arth1 · · Score: 0

      Cats do the same. They're just less often on leashes, because they are even worse with them than dogs are.

      It's not for nothing that cat collars have a safety opening mechanism that prevents them from choking themselves. That has saved my wife's cat more than once.

      Face it, cats have big eyes relative to the size of their head, which endear them to humans. If they had had rat's eyes, they'd be kicked to death rather quickly. Smart? I have plants that are smarter.

    2. Re:All I know is... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I'll admit cats lose their shit if you attach any foreign object to them (most of them, I see some cats wearing collars without a problem) but I'll elaborate on the apparent difference in cat vs dog intelligence:

      If you consider sociability as social intelligence then it would be fair to say dogs are more intelligent overall. The socially inept cats just seem indifferent, which doesn't really seem unintelligent to people.

      But then dogs fall for fake ball throws every time, wrap themselves around posts, sit in the sun/rain instead of seek shelter, bark to be let out of screen doors with the screen removed, etc. which really makes them seem less intelligent to humans, whereas cats are much better with these problem-solving skills, good to the point where they seem highly intelligent, but as the article points out, their apparent indifference is actually a lack of social intelligence.

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    3. Re:All I know is... by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      My boxer also knew how to open doors, and learned that from itself by observing people

    4. Re:All I know is... by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      A cat will open cupboards with its paws, and will even jump to open doors with lever-style handles.

      One of my cats, Virgil, figured out how to unlatch knobbed doors. He then taught his brother Dante.

      An old cat of mine, who died last February, used to turn off my tower computer by pressing his nose against the power button in front. When I rigged a molly guard to deter him, Buckwheat found the rocker switch on the back of the tower that cut off the power supply and learned to use that.

      My mother's old cat, Lucky, would purr when he heard Iron Maiden. I caught him flipping through my CD rack once, pulling out CDs until he found an Iron Maiden album. He would then push it towards me and meow until I put it on for him.

  89. BBC Programme Planners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real question is: how to they compare to BBC Programme Planners?

  90. New study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New study reveals that cats are smarter than Oxford Scientists.

  91. "solitary-inclined cats" by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    "Solitary-inclined cats"?

    That's a myth. Cats might be territorial, but they are very sociable within their group once the pecking order is established. Their body language might be a lot more subtle, but it is there. They groom each other very briefly, but it does happen. Ever see one cat staring at the other one who's just sitting there and ignoring it? That's a huge battle of wills going on right there.

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  92. Analogy by postmortem · · Score: 1

    Per this logic, Paris Hilton is smarter than Nikola Tesla. Or that she would produce smarter offspring.

  93. Sigh... by Petersko · · Score: 1

    So very many otherwise brainy people in this thread equating the posture and disconnection of a cat with "being disdainful" and "knowing what you want but not caring". That argument is practically religious in that it can't be proven.

    A complete lack of understanding looks exactly like not caring.

  94. Who is smarter? by G1369311007 · · Score: 0

    Who is smarter? The guy attempting to train the cat or the cat looking at the stupid human that is trying to get him to pay attention?

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  95. Social interaction not leading to business success by tepples · · Score: 1

    Not to mention many nerds get a large amount of social interaction from forums, slashdot, mmorpgs, ect. Nerds aren't really any less social than socialites, they just get their social interaction from different sources.

    Except social interaction in "forums, slashdot, mmorpgs, ect" is generally deemed less relevant to success in a real-world business than more traditional forms of social interaction.

  96. A nerd might be on the autism spectrum by tepples · · Score: 1

    The nerd in the corner started out pretty much with the same genes as the "bimboslut", he could have gone along the same way as him (and vice versa).

    Not necessarily. It could be that the bimboslut was born neurotypical and the nerd was born with Asperger syndrome.

  97. you can train a dog not to do something... by hAckz0r · · Score: 1
    ... and you can only train a cat to 'not get caught' doing it.

    Their (cats and dogs) brains are wired very differently, and therefore they react differently to training.

    I once sat in on a session with a "cat trainer" for a well known show in Las Vagas, and their words of wisdom were to "train the cat to do what it wants". No, really. It means you look at the personality of the cat and notice what it likes to do, and then you train it to do that action on command. If you try to train a cat to do what *you want* then you will always fail to have a predictable show.

    Dogs on the other hand have lived in packs for hundreds of thousands of years, and realize there is a social order. They, by nature, want to please the dominant animal/master/friend.

  98. I do agree and I also make this point... by Zugok · · Score: 1

    If aliens came to take over the Earth and thought all they had to do is conquer the human race, well then they have another thing coming when they discover cats.

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  99. obvious explanation by hackingbear · · Score: 1

    The "trolls" were modded by the cats around here.

  100. We can't measure intelligence by AdamThor · · Score: 1

    Pfff, whatever. The very idea that scientists even know what intelligence is seems questionable to me.

    On the other hand, the relative number of times that dogs vs. cats have urinated, defecated, or vomited in my bed? Easily quantifiable. Cats are way ahead here.

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  101. c'mon people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they are pets.... and both are stupid.... hence why they've been domesticated by humans.

    have some freaking kids already. wait on second thought, please don't.... just carry on with y'alls little debate.

  102. Cats have a longer short term memory by sandytaru · · Score: 1

    A study confirmed that the short term memory of the average ordinary housecat is 16 hours, which gives them the longest short term memory of any non-primate, beating out canines by several hours.

    That said, cats are perfectly capable of being trained, depending on the breed. Much like dogs. There are some breeds which are nearly impossible to train, and others that take to their training without any problems. Other dogs have had the brain size bred right out of them over the generations in an effort to get a streamlined face (look at collies who have very little frontal lobe left), and still others have been so inbred that even with larger brains they're about as intelligent as Charles II of Spain and have critical health problems (the most famous recent example being Uga VII of UGA, who died of a heart attack at the age of 2, forcing them to outbreed the line for his successor.)

    Tabbies, or cats who have reverted to "wild type," tend to be the most intelligent and social cats, probably for the same reasons that dogs whose lines are closer to their original wolf lines are smarter than toy poodles.

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  103. Having owned both by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    Having owned both cats and dogs, I can say that yes, dogs are much smarter and learn faster. Also, acts of discontentment evidenced by both leads me to think dogs are smarter. Dogs when upset will display social mannerisms such as whining, groveling/placation. Cat's will typically defecate and/or show agression.

  104. Cats aren't social? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    Having had both dogs and cats as pets I'd say dogs definitely have the edge but generally they're comparable. I've seen some massively stupid dogs and some genius cats.

    They problem with cats is that they don't normally do something when you ask them, they get around to it when they feel like it. They also don't convey emotions quite as openly and certainly aren't always as expressive as dogs. But it doesn't mean the feelings aren't there.

    Up until about two years ago we had 5 cats. The cat who died was respected by the others and he carried himself with authority. Two of the cats, who are extremely close, clearly deferred to him probably because they tended to perceive him has a parent of sorts who had cared from them since they were kittens. Also, when two cats started arguing with each other, he came running to break things up, although he was normally more protective of those two particular cats. That cat was respectful towards kittens and I had seen him back away from food in order to allow kittens to eat first. When he died there was a noticeable change in the household and there was a bit of disarray for a good while.

    The cats all are eager to be around us humans, even if it's simply to sleep nearby. They're not the sort who crave attention only when they're hungry. Whenever we get home late, they get excited and start running around the house, running around us and playing with each other and myself, particularly the cat most attached to me.

    As I've mentioned, the funny thing with cats is that they normally aren't expressive, especially to strangers. I have friends who have cats, and even with my own experiences many of them come off as expressionless, but cute, beasts. In the strange environment of a research lab, or merely with strange people around, I can't imagine they're getting honest results from cats. My own experiences with cats, and given the benchmark applied to this research, would imply they're a lot smarter than these guys are suggesting.

  105. Dunno about this one. by aztektum · · Score: 1

    I am a "dog person", but not in that weird recluse, live with 10 dogs in the woods howling at the moon way. I did get a cat a couple years ago though. I was living alone and thought it would be nice to come home to something if not someone. My place is way too small for a dog and I wasn't home enough to walk it a lot. I though, "I'll get a cat. They're independent and don't like a lot of attention." Was I surprised.

    My cat has learned the new name I gave him after he'd had one for 2 years (Humane Society rescue). He comes when I call him. He climbs on my lap or will hang out on the arm or back of the couch when I'm sitting on it. He paws at me for attention like many dogs I've known/owned, it's his way of saying "Please, let me sit on your lap." He's very social. Unlike a dog he does not eat shit. He gets annoyed when his litter box is too messy and lets me know by sitting in front of it until I scoop or change it. My cat has learned that when a toy is circling him, its best to turn into it rather than go after it. He calls for me if he wakes up and is alone in a room and comes to me when he figures out where I am. He's social and has learned a great deal.

    I have seen similar behavior from a lot of cats, I've seen cats use door knobs, urinate into toilets with the lid up (we caught a cat we owned doing this when I was kid - came home from shopping, there he was straddling the bowl, no training).

    I think we humans simply underestimate cats. We leave the cat at home and take the dog camping or hiking or on road trips. To the mall, our friends BBQ. The cat meanwhile, sits at home, eats, sleeps. And they don't come to us for affection in these cases. And then we call the cat anti-social.

    Sorry, this is crap "science" or biology I feel and more a sociological conditioning. Sure you'll get retard cats that just aren't smart or social, but you get dogs like that and people. But saying one is smarter than the other is BS.

    Still, can't wait to get a bigger place so I can have a dog :D

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  106. F'ing brilliant! by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

    So I may well be one of the greatest minds on the planet as long as you go by how much time I spent socializing (read:sleeping around) in college. My GPA might lead you to believe otherwise, but now I know better!

  107. You can't place one species against another by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Like humans dogs and cats' intelligence vary so much and the trainer will make a difference too. I've had cats that use the toilet, know how to open doors via the knobs and how to open under the counter refrigerators (luckily they lacked the strength). I've had dogs of equal intelligence. I've had both cats and dogs that struggled with basic concepts like how doors work.

    From my experience cats are more intelligent but they're arrogant and certainly don't try to please you in any way because they don't have to. Dog's generally, form my experience, aren't as intelligent but work their ass off to please you and want to be involved with you in anyway. So they can appear more intelligent because they'll put more effort into doing what you want even if they fail at it. A cat will just think fuck you and feed me.

  108. Look at Wild Ancestors by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    So cats are more intelligent because dogs are more likely to fall for simple misdirection?

    That's only a valid argument if the cat is aware of the misdirection and chooses to ignore it. Since most cats always ignore it this implies they are unaware that they are even being directed. A better test is to look at the wild relations of dogs and cats.

    Wolves hunt in packs. They will attack wild herd of deer/elk/caribou/... and plan the attack well in advance by scaring the heard towards small, pre-arranged groups of wolves which take up the chase once the current pursuers tire. In this way the wolves gain the ability to outlast the greater stamina of the herd beasts with the entire pack moving in at the end to capture the prey. This shows clear intelligence: anticipation of future events, advance planning to overcome the obstacle of the prey's greater stamina and some form of rudimentary communication. Compare that to wild cats who, in general, tend to hunt alone and just use their stealth, strength and speed to sneak up and jump on prey. This requires great skill but not really intelligence. Of course this is because cats have the natural weapons and strength to be able to survive this way. Canines have taken a different evolutionary path evolving brains instead of brawn presumably in a similar fashion to our own distant ancestors.

    1. Re:Look at Wild Ancestors by Red_Chaos1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Compare that to wild cats who, in general, tend to hunt alone and just use their stealth, strength and speed to sneak up and jump on prey. This requires great skill but not really intelligence.

      Clearly someone failed to pay attention to the Discovery Channel when shows about big cats was on. Big cats are not 100% solitary hunters. Many of them *do* hunt in packs, in coordination, and much better than any dogs. Most wild dogs just run the prey down. Big cats set traps and herd prey to other waiting members of the pack. I'd say the win goes pretty solidly to the big cats on who's more intelligent.

    2. Re:Look at Wild Ancestors by Bertie · · Score: 1

      Lions.

    3. Re:Look at Wild Ancestors by Bertie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a friend who worked for a while on a lion breeding programme in Zimbabwe, reintroducing captive-bred animals to the wild. He's got no end of hair-raising anecdotes about the scrapes that the lions in his charge got him into as they learned to hunt and so on. But he's very lucky in that during his time there he seemed to be a magnet for wild dogs. They're pretty rare, and most people never get to see them, but he was fortunate enough to have several encounters. He says that you knew when the wild dogs had rolled into the area because everything else left. Animals will put up with lions hanging around, even in really close proximity, because most of the time they're no threat. But the dogs? Relentless hunting machines that always got what they came for.

      Just one man's point of view, but an interesting one.

  109. Time to shit, sherlock by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "Anyone who's trained a dog, or attempted to train a cat, could tell you this."

    Actually cats, being smarter than dogs no matter what erroneous conclusion they reached, are not trained as easily as dogs for the same reason it is easier to get a person of average intelligence to accept the ridiculous than it is to get a genius to accept the same ridiculous conclusion. While dogs will readily succumb to your will, cats are just going to tell you to go screw yourself. In fact, according to my cat, while dogs are certainly not smarter than cats, they are smarter than people who conclude that being easily controlled by another sentient being is a sign of intelligence.

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  110. its all about the programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its all about the programming! Having a bigger brain means more processing power. How that power is used is something different ;)

  111. Sherlock just stepped in shit. by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What I said was that intelligence was the ability to acquire knowledge and skills.

    Cats can be trained to do the same tricks dogs do; plus others - witness their employment in many a show.

    As an owner of many, many cats (currently eleven of them, 9 have their own 6000 cubic foot habitat, 2 others enjoy about 15000 cubic feet with the humans here) and many dogs, I would definitely say that there is a social difference, but that it is a difference we see on average -- there are exceptions for dogs, and exceptions for cats. I won't drop any anecdotes other than to say I've shared space with both gregarious cats and retiring dogs, though that is atypical.

    I *will* say that the social difference generally inherent to the species affects the behavior a great deal, but isn't a direct reflection on intelligence. These animals naturally approach the world differently; they have different tool sets. Cats are stealthy, predators that kill from ambush using great precision and skill and this is evident in how they comport themselves in play, social settings and so forth. Dogs are pack animals, very comfortable in groups under almost any circumstance, and this is also evident in how they behave. Cats do what they please and this is a very successful strategy for them; dogs work well with others.

    If you want to go by brain mass, well, lions and tigers, end of story. But I think that's pretty silly. It has to be about brain sophistication (ever try to teach a cow? But then look what a horse can learn...), and we don't really know how to measure that. There are numerous soft science tests/benchmarks, like an animal recognizing itself in a mirror (both dogs and cats can do this, to my certain knowledge) to demonstrate what psycho-babblers like to call a "sense of self", but again, they make certain assumptions that may very well not be valid - one thing I will also say with great certainty is that cats and dogs are not human-like; while both species may evidence every emotion we are familiar with (and again, I can vouch for this quite confidently), the balance of those emotions is different, the things that stimulate them are different, the durations are different, and the tendency to hold a "chip" is different, though absolutely present.

    Honestly, I don't think this question can be settled - or even successfully approached - with the technology and knowledge we currently possess. Personally, I suspect both species are a lot smarter than we think they are; we just don't care about the same things, and we're probably not measuring even close to the right things. That's strictly one fellow's opinion based on a lot of co-habitation.

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    1. Re:Sherlock just stepped in shit. by Evtim · · Score: 1

      Do they really recognize themselves in a mirror? I though that this ability is an indication of a certain degree of consciousness. Being aware of the difference between "me" and the rest of the world.

      AFIK, humans below age of 2 do not recognize their image in a mirror. The test I saw is simple - put a small spot on the cheek of the kid, put it in front of a mirror and ask it to remove the spot from the image. They either reach for the mirror or directly reach for their cheeks.

      Adult apes recognize themselves too, not sure about monkeys.

      It has always been my speculation that animals have degrees of consciousness , that it is not just zero or one, i.e either not conscious of fully conscious.

      Interesting stuff!

    2. Re:Sherlock just stepped in shit. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, some of them recognize themselves in an obvious and repeatable way; others either can't, or just don't have a combination of interests that demonstrate it in a way that I could swear to it. We've got one cat that uses the mirror to groom himself; ducks his head, rolls his eyes up to see, and goes right to any dust bunnies or etc. stuck to him and wipes them off, twists to the sides, etc. You can set him up to do this by sticking something to him, and it's 100% repeatable. It's very clear he knows both that the reflection is not another cat, but an image of him, and that the view is reversed. He gets annoyed if whatever it is doesn't come off - lipstick marks and things like that result in meows and obviously intensified attempts to remove same.

      Frankly, this doesn't surprise me at all; in the wild, they hunt fish in the water, and reflections are part and parcel of that experience. Seems to me it would be a lot more difficult to do effectively that if you didn't understand what you were looking at, especially if the water surface was in motion.

      I agree; degrees of consciousness is closer than "yes" or "no", but I also reserve some questions for nature of consciousness -- I'm not at all willing to concede that our variety is the only worthwhile type. Cats and dogs both clearly enjoy vastly enhanced sense of smell, and for all I know, they exist "in" that space the way most humans do visually. We just don't have the tools to figure it out at this point. I think we're inherently misled by our own experience (and a lot of hubris, as is made obvious by human treatment of other animals in general.)

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    3. Re:Sherlock just stepped in shit. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      If you want to go by brain mass, well, lions and tigers, end of story.

      According to TFS it's brain mass in comparison to body mass, but that doesn't make sense either, or thin people would be smarter than obese people. But body weight is no indicator of intelligence.

      There are numerous soft science tests/benchmarks, like an animal recognizing itself in a mirror

      Once back when I was married and before we had kids, we and the cat were watching a nature show on TV. A prarie dog popped its head up (on TV) and the cat sat up and took notice. When the animal ran away from the camera, the cat jumped off the couch and ran behind the TV! The cat came back out with an embarrassed look on its face and slunk back to the couch.

    4. Re:Sherlock just stepped in shit. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Your comments in this respect are by far the most intelligent ones I have seen on slashdot on this subject in many years. Thank you. I have observed the same as you, I'm just not quite so eloquent in saying so, I guess...

        I think we're inherently misled by our own experience (and a lot of hubris, as is made obvious by human treatment of other animals in general.)

        I've argued much the same for some time, but few humans listen - we have a societal/cultural bias towards superiority that blinds us to many things.

        I'll add (amplify?) that variations in the individual's intelligence is just as prevalent in cats or dogs as it in human beings, or, for that matter, any mammal, and quite possibly any living creature.

        Very few humans seem to realize just how much their environment determines their behavior... and just how little experiments inside of controlled environments can tell us about the existence or non- of free will.

        agree; degrees of consciousness is closer than "yes" or "no",

        If there were such thing as a "yes/no" point when it comes to consciousness, then the human race would not have the problems with mental handicaps, senility, etc, that it has. Anyone who has spent any time in a hospice with alzheimer's patients knows damned well that the line between consciousness and "irrationality" is a indefinably blurry one, and one that is not limited to what our society/culture considers "handicaps".

        Our society/culture hardly has a good track record in treating it's own "cripples" as living, feeling beings ;(

      SB
       

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  112. Now apply your logic to dogs by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

    "I think it was also modded troll because it is a fallacy."

    I agree with you to some extent. There is indeed a high likelihood that it was modded as a troll because the person doing the modding does not know the definition of a troll.

    "You don't train a computer, you program it to do extremely specific commands.

    You mean like sit, fetch, and roll-over?

    "According to the dictionary I just looked up, intelligence is "the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills." This does not apply to your computer because it isn't acquiring or applying anything.."

    OK. Now give us an example of how you have trained a dog to apply knowledge and skills.

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  113. Dog people are the smokers of pet owners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's nothing cool about your animal that can't even take a crap on its own.

  114. Different types of intelligence by gameweld · · Score: 1

    Dogs have communication hands down. I've seen many dogs understand numerous commands and engage with humans well (we don't have bomb-sniffing cats).

    On the other hands, I think dogs lack more "frontal" intelligence. The type of top-down intelligence that involves planning, top-down control. Perfect illustration: one of my stupid dogs trying to get to a squeaky toy with a fairly see-through blanket would try running through a blanket barrier to get to a squeaky toy. This was non-stop aggressive behavior lasting for many minutes with no top-down consideration. This would even continue if there was an opening in the blanket.

  115. You know what they say... by Flowstone · · Score: 1

    Its not the about size of the hardware, its the quality of the programming baby ;)

  116. Dogs fit better with our model of intelligence by Johnny5000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The question of whether a dog is smarter than a cat or vice versa is largely irrelevant. The human definitions of intelligence (and more specifically, our culture's definitions of intelligence) might match up closer with one animal or the other, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything.

    Dogs are much more in tune with human behavior than cats are. They're better at reading body language, better at communicating with us, etc. Their social structure isn't exactly like that of humans, but it's closer to ours than a cat's is.

    Cats are better at being cats, dogs are better at being dogs. Dogs are probably slightly better at being humans, so we declare them to be smarter.

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    1. Re:Dogs fit better with our model of intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree. I think a good test would be to release a domesticated cat and dog into the wild somewhere. See which one survives without human intervention. My money is on the cat.

    2. Re:Dogs fit better with our model of intelligence by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      Dogs are probably slightly better at being humans, so we declare them to be smarter.

      If computers are reasonably good at being humans, the Turing test declares them intelligent, too.

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    3. Re:Dogs fit better with our model of intelligence by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Dogs are much more in tune with human behavior than cats are.

        Dogs are much more *outspoken* about it; doesn't necessarily mean they understand more ;)

        I'll leave the comparisons to human society for the next wag.

      SB

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  117. Well One Dog is Sure Smart by Ensign_Expendable · · Score: 1

    And that's the Border Collie. Nova ran a documentary on Man and Dogs recently. Showed a Border Collie with a "vocabulary" of over 300 human words. Truly amazing. Cats may be just as smart, but less "inclined" to obey, IMO.

  118. Ah yes by NetNed · · Score: 1

    Gee I couldn't see the stories coming about how "smart" each and every cat owner thinks their cat is.

    Two things are common with cat owners. One, they proclaim cats to be the best pet with superior intellect and two, they all claim to have the smartest cat know to man.

  119. Cats can hunt in packs. Only most don't need to. by fyngyrz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the wolf employs strategies such as pack hunting

    So do cats, especially the slower, more powerful cats that are comparable in speed to wolves. Most species of cats are considerably more deadly on a per-animal basis than any wolf - faster, more athletic, sharper claws, ability to climb, night vision - and don't require pack strategies to succeed. Wolves use those strategies because one wolf isn't all that effective, as compared to a cat of equal size.

    Compare a lion to a cheetah and you'll see exactly what I mean. If the cheetah decides you're dinner, you're dinner, that's the end of it -- even if you're a gazelle. It's not so much a hunt as it is a murder. Lions will do very wolf-like surround and overwhelm, even to the point of co-operative pinning by limb and neck. Domestic cats - the little guys we're familiar with - are more like cheetahs than lions; they're incredibly fast and agile compared to their prey, and generally don't need pack behavior to be successful.

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  120. Sure. :P by portnux · · Score: 1

    I think we have just witnessed concrete proof that Dogs Are Smarter Than Oxford Scientists.

  121. Cats have a long tradition of service by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Cats have convinced us to keep them around and feed them without them having to do anything for us,

    On the contrary, cats have earned a place beside us for centuries by keeping down mouse and rat populations, particularly with regard to granaries, farms, etc. In fact, when people get confused about this, we get things like the black death - they were killing cats with the idea that they were responsible for the disease, when in fact the cats were keeping the rodent population down. Once they started killing the cats, they were basically doomed. Same thing happens in modern small towns, especially out west, where I live; little old ladies get all flustered because cats are crapping on their roses, the town starts trapping strays, and within a year or so, there's a huge rodent population explosion.

    I live with cats in an old, very large building, and one thing I don't have is a rodent problem. I absolutely credit the cats for this. In terms of sanitation and keeping food safe for consumption, the cats are a far better deal than rodents. And if birds were stealing my seeds from the fields, presuming I had fields, the first thing I'd do is make friends with some cats, reward them for any birds they caught, and that'd be the end of the bird problem. You teach one cat to catch mice or birds, and by that, I mean reward them when they do it, and the rest of the cats will figure out it in no time flat.

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  122. Intelligence based on sociability? by belligerent0001 · · Score: 0

    Sociability is a poor benchmark for intelligence. Look at the average /.er or IT/technology guru. Generally not the social icon, but extremely intelligent. Additionally, look at most blonds. Highly sociable, not very smart. My cat has been trained to use the toilet...and flush when he is done. Try to get a dog to do that!! A cat will not eat the meat that is even slightly tainted but a dog will eat literally anything, including dog poop. This example alone shows which animal is smarter in my opinion.

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  123. Socialization is a valid intelligence indicator by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    IANA biologist, but what I've read has made the point that socialization in a species causes increases in intelligence. If you're a socializing animal, you have to be able to recognize individuals, communicate with them through body language and sometimes vocally, and draw distinctions between your family and that of others. That's on top of what you have to do normally. I wish people would stop making the silly analogy to "well I live in my basement and *I'm* smarter than a bimbo with friends who parties all the time." You are a member of a cliche, not a subspecies of humans. Nineteenth century intellectuals were very social and you probably are too if you consider your virtual human contacts.

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  124. Children Are Less Intelligent Than Cats by dorpus · · Score: 1

    What if I said I know a developmentally normal 2-year-old human who did not recognize his mother after she was away for a week? By contrast, my cats recognized me immediately when I came home after a month.

  125. All I know is... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    All I know is that dogs have owners, but cats have staff.

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  126. Funding by chicago_scott · · Score: 1

    This study was obviously funded by dogs.

  127. Socially active doesn't mean inteligent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some might argue that cats are smarter than dogs ... for the very same reason.

    I've never been a very social person. Even when I was one of the more popular kids in high school, I would prefer to hide away, studying privately and performing experiments. While some might disagree, I think I'm extremely intelligent, and there are many that agree.

  128. meow. woof. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HMPH. Not the flamewar I expected. Not at all like my local newpaper, when they asked the question "which is better - dogs or cats?" As expected, HUGE flamewar.
    How about my favorite statement:
    "first, I have to care".

  129. meh... by bjk002 · · Score: 1

    Cats suck. Dogs rule. Next!

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  130. Umm ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But snooky is a social animal, does that mean she is intelligent?

    1. Re:Umm ok by NetNed · · Score: 1

      Just because she humps everything in sight doesn't me we should draw comparisons of her to a dog.

  131. Dogs made man, what he is today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > In short, dogs made man, what he is today.

    A reasoner with convincing-sounding reasoning and argument who overlooks comma splices?

    "Here fido, find the conjunction!"

  132. Social is the old smart ... by perpenso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... being social and interacting with others is the new measure of smart ...

    Actually social is the old smart. They've found that the part of the brain used for reading is also the part of the brain that recognizes faces, facial expressions and body language. We have new skills with respect to reading, math and science but the same old brain. Devoting brain cells to these new activities has to take brain cells away from something else. Maybe the socially challenged nerd stereotype has a basis in science. ;-)

  133. I think it's hilarious... by CCarrot · · Score: 1

    ...that this article has drawn nearly double the comments of any other topic so far today.

    Say what you like about the economy or environment, but don't go dissing our OS's or furry friends!

    <head shake>

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  134. Big Brain Theory by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Oxonian males seem obsessed by the volume of zombie Jello between their ears, but ignore the bone bucket it's stored in. Oxonian females are presumably well aware of the evolutionary cost -- either shorter gestation periods or flexible pelvic arches -- which may explain the perennial catperson vs. dogperson trolling. Simple evolution in action.

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  135. Dogs/Wolves smarter end of story. by bongey · · Score: 1

    It takes smarter animals to survive. Just look at humans we are at the top of the food chain because we are smarter. If you take a look a hunting strategies of felines they are no where close to sophisticate methods employed by canine packs.
    Wolves trying to find the best prey and easiest prey. The wolves are organized, do not get hurt and even challenge a grizzly bear. I don't have the video but I have seen a video of pack of wild dogs split into two groups , one group chases the prey, the other group waits until the group one chases the prey to them. You don't see this with felines, they just hunt whatever is in front of them.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jXxtQRy47A
    Lions/Tigers are opportunistic hunters, they don't really pick their prey they wait until something comes along and attack it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zTqeCMl8o
    Only problem is sometimes end up getting killed by their prey. So there you go felines get Darwin awards. Warhog kills lion, there are many other instances where lions are killed by their prey.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ibwgefdRVw&feature=related
    Final tribute cougar meets pack of wolves , dead kitty. http://wolves.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/54blionkilledbyphantoms.jpg

  136. What is Intelligence? by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Makes one wonder what your definition of intelligence is.

    OR what Intelligence is. We apply the term "Intelligence" in a very human way. The dictionary defines it as;

    capacity for learning, reasoning, understanding, and similar forms of mental activity; aptitude in grasping truths, relationships, facts, meanings, etc.

    Even the article says

    dogs and cats are smart in different ways

    Maybe a dog is better at interacting and cats are better at problem solving, humans just happen to be better at both (good enough to be at the top of the food chain). I think the answer can be discovered by simply observing the behaviour of their wild counterparts. Dogs hunt in packs and are opportunistic and will scavenge and harass Hyenas. Cats are more spread out and have to employ problem solving so they can eat. To animals it's very simple, it's all about food - that's why animals stick around humans, we have food. Dogs and cats are smart enough to figure this out.

    Case in point; A woman in Sydney owned 14 dogs. She became incapacitated - her dogs ate her. When I saw the news article of the dogs being led (actually dragged) away to be destroyed the dog had it's paws dug in in front of it and you could see, in that moment, the dog understood consequences. I know of a similar cat story but the point I'm trying to making is that intelligence only serves as a reference point for comparisons of individuals - not entire species. The woman was dumb enough to own 14 hungry dogs.

    If we observe our own ancestors (apes etc) to learn about ourselves then we surely must have to apply the same reasoning to learn about our companions in this evolutionary journey, how adaptation and even emotion has played a part in that. I think the experience of "Intelligence" and the self awareness it brings maybe out of humans capability to define adequately.

    Which begs the same question when we apply that reasoning to whether it's Artificial Intelligence or Human like Artificial Intelligence or dog or cat like "Intelligence".

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  137. Butthurt aspies out in full cat-defense mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Article: Social intelligence may be a significant facet of general intelligence, therefore greater sociability may be an indicator of greater intelligence.
    >Slashdot aspies rage

  138. Oxford scientists by negrace · · Score: 1

    Dogs say Cats are smarter than Oxford scientists.

  139. Cats = basement dwellers by Windwraith · · Score: 1

    Basement dwellers are usually considered scum in social circles. No matter how intelligent they actually are, the "nerd" or "mom's basement-dweller" is considered stupid because of their failing/failed social interactions.
    The only difference between a cat and a nerd is that cats are cute and fuzzy. A cat will only aim to please itself or survive by itself. Under that comparison, for a cat, you are the mom. Once in a while the cat will go out and meet other nerds (possibly LARPing under the starry sky) and occasionally, due to cats being a society of nerds, one of them will score and if you own a female cat...well, you got grandsons and granddaughters.
    I wonder how the internets will look like if basement dwellers were cute. Photos with cute macros and motivational posters applied to nerds worldwide.
    Nerds as icons. Every girl wanting a nerd near her bed.
    Cats are creatures that, if being human, would self-diagnose themselves with Asperger's and waste their day grinding MMOs and sleeping near a steady supply of food.

    Now seriously. I dislike cats as pets. And even so when I see a cat doing something cute I can't help feeling all warm and fuzzy inside, fully knowing they are egotistic creatures that don't give a damn about you in general terms. Many humans must be hardwired to like cats for some reason. Must be the shape or the movement or something.

    However, note that varying races of cats and dogs have different personality patterns. So of course your mileage may vary.

  140. rats are Jews, dogs are Jesus, cats are Satan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen this happen all the time on the Tom'n'Jerry monopoly.

    Rats run to the Dogs to keep warm, Dogs save the rats from predation, Rats all-of-a-sudden swarm the food storage, farmer says WTF Stupid-Cats-Not-Doing-Jerb, Cats get put outside, Dogs earn their stay inside the house, bubonic plague spreads to kill every one, and...

    the Jews win, or as the cartoon better put it in 1930's when I was reading it in the Watch Tower next to my Rifle: with Jews, you Lose!

  141. German Computer Scientist objects ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From my observations on how my cat treated our neighbours dogs I would rather suggest it is the other way round.

    It always sat just outside of reach of the dogs leash and stared at them while the dogs nearly went mad. ;)

  142. If dogs are so smart by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

    Why do they eat cat shit?

  143. Gotta Love Slashdot by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    If its not Linux vs Windows , its Dogs Vs Cats - which is nice for a changes.

    For the record i'm on the cat camp with this one.

    OTOH - I do think it matters what breed of Dog ,
    Sheepdogs / Border Collies for example are very intelligent . OTOH , Shelties are just plain stupid.

    N.

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  144. In general != always by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Big cats are not 100% solitary hunters.

    Apart from the fact that I no longer watch the discovery channel because they seem to have almost completely forgotten what science actually is, I was careful to say "in general" specifically because there are exceptions - the most notable being lions. There are also exceptions the other way e.g. foxes. However IN GENERAL what I said is correct.

  145. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dogs will let their pee and poop lay where it falls (and sometimes they'll eat it/lick it up) if you don't take them outside, whereas I've seen cats that were toilet trained. Dogs also have a tendency to eat their own vomit. So *maybe* they're smarter, but they act dumber.

  146. Just to start an argument within an argument... by wilec · · Score: 1

    As someone who has had many dogs in his life I can tell you that there is a very wide differential in the intelligence of dogs. I have found that there are three primary factors in how smart a dog is. Genetics, nutrition, and social interactions with humans and other dogs. Genetically it seems to me that the smartest are hybrids, AKA mutts I guess, of herding dogs. All the smartest dogs I have known were crosses with Border Collies or Australian Shepherds. The smartest I have owned were 3way crosses between these two breeds and Blue Heelers or German Shepherds. Nutrition is very important especially while they are still pups. I train my dogs using real high quality protein like beef, pork, fish or later on preferably vermin, varmint or snake trimmings as the reward. I start training at whelping one at a time on individual pups as you need their focus on you. Later if at all possible I bring litter mates or other pups together in sessions to establish orderly behavior in this mixed social environment. If possible the pups sire and dame can be useful but only after you establish the human/pup relationship. Early on I have involved other family members in the the process, especially kids, but the play time must be separated from the training or at least be last. Of course all I am training them for is general obedience to humans, watch/warn/alert and varmint/vermin eradication and of course a few fun games like good old fetch and hide and seek. There is of course a structure of teaching from the simple to the complex, but basically all that is necessary is to be consistent, persistent, patient, kind, but always be the boss.

    matthew