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  1. hmm on Woman Trademarks Name and Threatens Sites Using It · · Score: 2, Informative

    My friend Sony Peterson told me this kind of thing is starting to gain traction.

  2. interesting... on UK ISPs To Pay 25% of Copyright Enforcement Costs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So the people who pirate are forcing the ones who don't to help rights holders regain a portion of revenue that would otherwise be lost to them. Looks like media companies are attacking pirates socially rather than financially.

  3. Lawyers. on Defending Self In a Case of On-Line Identity Theft? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All lawyers are assholes until you need one.

  4. Lying robots? Oh shit. on Robots Taught to Deceive · · Score: 1

    "Are you going to kill me, robot?" ::robot sharpens knife:: "I would never kill you, Jonathan. Hey is that a beautiful naked lady over there in the opposite direction of me?"

  5. No access, huh? on The Gaping Holes In the UAE's Net Firewall · · Score: 1

    Dollars to doughnuts nobody in the U.A.E. is surfing thepiratebay right now. I'll eat my hat.

  6. Airborn, huh? on Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm pretty sure existing humvees upon discovering an exploding IED at close range fly through the air already.

  7. ooohhh on Julian Assange Faces Rape Investigation In Sweden — Updated · · Score: 1

    Who doesn't love basking in a disinformation/smear campaign? Julian Assange raped my puppies! (Ssshhhh, i'm gonna leak it) Oh, fuck me. I'm biased. I just watched The Panama Deception.

  8. uhhhhl on SMS Trojan Steals From Android Owners · · Score: 1

    You know, I really wish articles like this would lead with THE NAME OF THE APP THAT HURTS SO BADLY. "A SMS trojan" is hardly specific. I'd like to know if that thing in my pocket is gonna rape my privacy.

  9. Obviously... on Creative Uses For Extra Drive Bays? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You put your weed in it.

  10. official position? on SCOTUS Nominee Kagan On Free Speech Issues · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't have an official position on pornography. I like to switch between multiple positions.

  11. I wonder... on North Korea Develops Anti-Aging "Super Drink" · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it can cure delusions of grandeur.. Their secret? Liquid razamatazz.

  12. this surprises no one. on BP Knew of Deepwater Horizon Problems 11 Months Ago · · Score: 1

    Those lying sons of bitches...

  13. well then. on Fatal Flaw Discovered In Invisibility Cloaks · · Score: 1

    I suppose we'll never see an invisibility cloak. **groan**

  14. koosh koosh on Raleigh Councilman Offers Child Naming Rights To Google · · Score: 1

    I propose we attempt to embarrass this man to the fullest extent... by naming his child... Bonner Gaylord. Surely a funnier name has yet to be found.

  15. Re:Of course, there is another solution on Vatican Debates Possibility of Alien Life · · Score: 1

    The Catholic Church has to refine and revise it's mission statement every time real science debunks it's faith-based beliefs. Let's find some ugly aliens so we can sound the death knell for organized religion so we can finally overcome this bullshit system of beliefs that harms more than it helps.

  16. well then. on Hulu May Begin Charging For Content Next Year · · Score: 1

    In a related story, I won't be watching Hulu anymore next year.

  17. time travel? on TiVo Announces DVR-SuperAdvance · · Score: 1

    Anybody else think that as soon as we turn on the first time traveling machine a shit-ton of people are gonna immediately show up and ask to be taken to our leader?

  18. I can best them both. on Ubuntu Wipes Windows 7 In Benchmarks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because I can snap both installation DVDs in half, I submit that I am clearly more powerful than either OS. Not even close, really.

  19. 7 minutes! on Extinct Pyrenean Ibex Cloned · · Score: 5, Funny

    So.... I'm hoping the Ibex can breed within the first 3 minutes. Yes?

  20. maybe beneficial on Mediterranean Undersea Cables Cut, Again · · Score: 1

    I bet the NSA welcomes the opportunity to inspect internet data that is forced to be routed through American cables...

  21. hmmm.. on How To Find a Mobile Games Publisher? · · Score: 1

    Sleep with Carmack's wife. He'll find you!

  22. at least TPB has a sense of humor about it on The Pirate Bay Blocked In Italy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Our fine Italian friends can still access TPB at labaia.org. Here's to hoping for as little irritation as possible.

  23. keep an open mind on Texas Creationist Museum Facing Extinction · · Score: 0

    If I bid on that fossil those creationists better start playing ball. Jesus descended from a fish and although he spread love and happiness to his diaspora of disciples he probably was the kind of person who would punch you in the arm every thirty seconds while you talked to him face to face. Jesus was a land of contrast.

  24. stranger with a gift on Parents To Block Kids From Joining MySpace · · Score: 0

    Is this how we treat our society's ugliest children? By protecting them from boys? And older creepy men? Maybe one of those men has a diamond ring in his pocket...

  25. hackers NSA on New Vista Random Numbers to Include NSA Backdoor? · · Score: 0

    Big deal. Hackers are already reading my emails and trying to steal my identity. Why not the NSA as well? Why don't I just mount a cloned monitor on my front door so people I *do* know can read it too!