My wife is now able to keep her car keys stuck to her forehead.
Now all I have to do is say, "Did you check your forehead?" when she "loses" her keys. I am overwhelmed by her adjulation as she hails me as a hero many times per day.
Added Bonus: If I drop a small metal object in the shag carpet, she can find it for me.
Witness the devolution of evolution. Not to mention the clever assurance of job security for decades (if not centuries) into the future fastidiously babysitting the bodily fluids of hapless coral.
Complete control over everything is their goal.
I'm not young but I would not be surprised if, one day, my wife and I find ourselves living in a tent somewhere, eating what we can catch or forage.
.....they would beat you down; then you would wake up in the drunk tank in a pool of blood and vomit; then there's the disheveled shuffle where you, your toxic hangover and your black eye wobble in front of a judge. Happy New Year to You and Yours!
Rumor has it that this is a not-so-well-kept secret. I avert my eyes from his image and mute the audio immediately upon being confronted. I then switch to Military Channel.
.....are so knowledgeable, I have been known to experience several waves of vertigo induced by the hyper-concise answers to even the most complex questions delivered with extreme rapidity and a smile.
Who am I talking about? Where have I fallen under the spell of superior intellect and customer relations to the point where they had to throw water in my face?
Or.....
Slashdot Mirror
It's for sure, maybe, and we'll let you know in a year or so.
Yes. It is true.
My wife is now able to keep her car keys stuck to her forehead.
Now all I have to do is say, "Did you check your forehead?" when she "loses" her keys. I am overwhelmed by her adjulation as she hails me as a hero many times per day.
Added Bonus: If I drop a small metal object in the shag carpet, she can find it for me.
Witness the devolution of evolution.
Not to mention the clever assurance of job security for decades (if not centuries) into the future fastidiously babysitting the bodily fluids of hapless coral.
Now is the time.
Smoke and mirrors.....and flashlights. Cool, man.
Anto-socialism = Wherein ants rule the world.
No, I mean there will be nothing for anybody.
People will be fighting over cats and dogs and sunflowers.
Dismantling their homes for fuel.
Et cetera.
Complete control over everything is their goal.
I'm not young but I would not be surprised if, one day, my wife and I find ourselves living in a tent somewhere, eating what we can catch or forage.
Anno Domini
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/10/01/icy-skepticism-hits-slashdot/
It's about time.
9.921 lbs.
...I assert that dinosaurs did not growl or make any other scary sounds...they mooed.
Bummer.
I'm sure that NextEra Energy Resources, a subsidiary of Florida Power & Light, was mortified.
My cat, Joe, is a proficient hacker.
I am in complete agreement.
I have been wondering the same thing.
Ghost Busters on your speed dial and some antidotes.
.....they would beat you down; then you would wake up in the drunk tank in a pool of blood and vomit; then there's the disheveled shuffle where you, your toxic hangover and your black eye wobble in front of a judge.
Happy New Year to You and Yours!
Far out, man.
Rumor has it that this is a not-so-well-kept secret. I avert my eyes from his image and mute the audio immediately upon being confronted. I then switch to Military Channel.
.....after the number of Earth's wind mills reaches a certain critical population, the planet will fly away, leaving all air traffic in its wake.
Stylish asbestos footwear is available; though it is contraband and, therefore, hard to score sometimes.
.....are so knowledgeable, I have been known to experience several waves of vertigo induced by the hyper-concise answers to even the most complex questions delivered with extreme rapidity and a smile. Who am I talking about? Where have I fallen under the spell of superior intellect and customer relations to the point where they had to throw water in my face? Or.....