User: Coucho

Re:Wait a minute

On: Material Tougher Than Diamond Developed

Diamond is the hardest metal known to man

EU

On: Google "Loses" Gmail in Europe

Why do you always have to be different?

Re:Previous henges

On: Ancient Village Unearthed Near Stonehenge

Ain't it lovely how to kill a joke with facts? :) No.

Re:What's the difference btwn a woman and a comput

On: Farewell To the Floppy Disk

A woman won't accept a 3.5" floppy. Will she accept a 12" hard disk?

Re:very fitting

On: Vista DRM Cracked by Security Researcher

Big Data Cane.. is that you?

Re:HP 48

On: The Best Graphing Calculator on the Market?

HP's calculator division ain't what it used to be HP's calculator division ain't what it used to be-- aint' what it used to be-- ain't what it used to be!

Re:Damn, who left the door unlocked?

On: Shigeru Miyamoto to Keynote Game Developer's Conference

Who's in charge there? Obviously you forgot, since you seem to have Alzheimers.

Obligatory

On: Something in Your Food is Moving

don't eat the hollandaise sauce. Raw egg yolks lying around = bad stuff. 1. Go out to restaurant
2. Contract samonella poisoning
3. Sue restaurant
4. ?????
5. Profit!

Re:Question

On: Details on Half-Life 2 - Orange and Black Editions

If I play Half-Life and Second-Life at the same time, will I get a life? No, you'll be left with 1.5 life.

Re:Who cares!

On: PCI SIG Releases PCIe 2.0

And I've got a pair in the cupboard. Oh yeah? Well I have a pair... in my pants!

Re:It's because...

On: Global Warming Only a Theory, Says School Board

Latin is just a theory. Yeah well, your mom is just a theory! Ha!

Star Wars 7

On: Harrison Ford Turned Down Han Solo Role

Revenge of the damn kid who is always on my lawn!

Re:In soviet Russia...

On: Hotel Connectivity Provider SuperClick Tracks You

So in Soviet Russia, You Track Hotel Connectivity Provider SuperClick?

Re:... PS3 fanboys dismiss Carmack as "moron".

On: John Carmack Discusses 360's Edge, Considers DS

That website certainly was laughable. Having tried programming on a two-CPU computer, I have indeed felt it's wrath. Nevermind the fact that Carmack would have to program for 9 different CPUs each doing a different task. Cheers to you seebs. You seem to know what you're doing.

Re:paraphrasing Douglas Adams

On: Astronomer Discovers the Most Distant Stars Ever Observed From Earth

so the next closest galaxy is Alpha Centauri I thought Alpha Centauri was a star system? IIRC the closest galaxy to the Milky Way is Andromeda.

Re:Yay!!!

On: NASA Will Go Metric On the Moon

Can't forget a McDonalds in that tractor, either.

Nova?

On: Choose the New PBS Science Show

I'm sure this has been said already, but why not just reinvest all that funding into Nova? It has truely been one of the best science shows on PBS today.

Re:What about the 100 worst places?

On: Google Tops 100 Best Places To Work

How come we never hear about that? Chances are you're working at it

Re:This is pretty cool.

On: Hubble Telescope Maps Dark Matter in 3D

GNAA Shhhh.. if you don't say it, it's not real!

Re:Movie sequel no. 3

On: DieHard, the Software

Die Hard 5 - Hardly Dying

Quake

On: Quake in Taiwan Cripples Internet

Millions of Asian people... Quake 3... tubes being clogged... IT ALL ADDS UP!

Re:That's what I did

On: People Swapping PS3s for Wiis?

Hey how cool is that!!? I traded my Wii + 360 with my friend today for a PS3... Wait a minute, Slashdotters don't have friends!... I'll go back to my corner now...

Re:Zombie tradition

On: The Physics of Santa

It sounds like you didn't get enough love from mommy and daddy at a young age.

Re:This is sad ...

On: Hans Reiser to Sell Company

if(person == free)
goto prison;
else if(person == guilty)
commitCrimes();
prison:
rape();

Re:waiting

On: Zune Sales Continue to Weaken

I was waiting for the brown color with the new putrid smell feature.. oh wait...