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  1. Amen and on BBC To Make Deep Cuts In Internet Services · · Score: 1

    Even though they list the older seasons in their catalog, they are never available through Netflix. What, do they only have one copy of each?

  2. Quick! on Recovering Data From Noise · · Score: 1

    To the Zappruder film!
    /jk

  3. That clinches it on NASA Estimates 600 Million Metric Tons of Water Ice At Moon's North Pole · · Score: 1

    The Moon Shall Rise Again.

  4. Re:Not the first on UK Police Promise Not To Retain DNA Data, But Do Anyway · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No prosecutor worth their aspiration for higher political office will ever acknowledge any of this. They (and law enforcement in general) need a body count, and a body count they shall have.

  5. Shifting Paradigms on Google Go Capturing Developer Interest · · Score: 1

    AdSense monitors all code comments.

  6. Robert Frost on Xerox Sues Google, Yahoo Over Search Patents · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Will the world end in fire or ice?"

    Neither, Bobby; it's gonna be lawsuits.

  7. Re:Seems fairly intelligent... on EU Privacy Chief Says ACTA Violates European Law · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered when (sadly not if) this is implemented, will we unwashed masses be allowed to file three baseless, unprovable counts of piracy against all the members of the MAFIAA, their famlies, their lawyers, their lawyers' familes, and every spinless lagdog politician that lied down for this? Or are automatic exemptions already built-in to ACTA for this ruling class?

    And when we are booted off the net in perpetuity by falsified 3-strikes with no allowance to face our accusers, does Big Media really think any of us will buy or rent any song, movie, or TV show ever again? What are those quarterly statements going to start to look like?

  8. I've never understood on Microsoft, Amazon Ink Kindle and Linux Patent Deal · · Score: 1

    how MS is allowed to continually ask the equivalent of Linux: "When did you stop beating your wife?" I assume suing for defaming an organization is not allowed, as it sure feels like a winnable case.

  9. Re:Ugh. on School Spying Scandal Gets Even More Bizarre · · Score: 1

    To be fair, the officials were really tweaking on meth when they saw the pictures.

  10. Re:All I can think is... on New English/Arabic Translation Site Hopes To Promote Citizen Diplomacy · · Score: 1

    Or Zionist

  11. Re:One possibility on PA School Defends Web-Cam Spying As Security Measure, Denies Misuse · · Score: 1

    If they had FORTY-TWO laptops stolen, maybe it was time to end the program. This was authoritarion voyeurism and nothing more.

  12. Unknowable Inputs on Trash-To-Fuel Process Validated By US Military · · Score: 1

    It sounds great and all, but show me a municipal waste stream that doesn't have things it shouldn't have (tube tvs with lead and mercury or even just flourescent light bulbs). Maybe they weed all the bad stuff (they can know about) before hand, but that surely isn't a cost-free undertaking.

  13. Re:I don't understand the value of this to robbers on I Use Twitter, Please Rob Me · · Score: 1

    A robber would still have to peek in the windows...

    This is why my Roomba constantly projects a hologram of Chuck Norris.

  14. Relax on FCC Proposes 100Mbps Minimum Home Broadband Speed · · Score: 1

    I think the key to our modern American happiness is to enjoy our Decline and Fall where we can. Enough good bread and the right circus is all we need to ignore both the fiddling and the burning.

  15. Re:What a doorknob on Google Considered Too Big To Fail · · Score: 1

    However, it is a pretty clear example that businessmen as a class never 'learn their lesson'. A rote that is going on right now (Wall Street bonuses).

  16. Re:Someone needs an editor on Re-Engineering the Immune System · · Score: 1

    Written by someone who's a big fan of bookends.

  17. Followup Interview on Iran Suspends Google's Email Service · · Score: 1

    Reporter to Iranian spokesman: "Will you be banning Yahoo Mail as well?"
    Iranian spokesman: "No - Yahoo Mail is a threat to no one."
    /rimshot

  18. Re:Build trust? on Iran Suspends Google's Email Service · · Score: 1

    Provided they don't get too numerous and daren't run for even assistant dog catcher.

  19. Re:Too bad on Subversive Groups Must Now Register In South Carolina · · Score: 1

    So how was the Tea Party convention?

  20. Hard to fathom on Armed Robot Drones To Join UK Police Force · · Score: 1

    that this is the same culture that produces Top Gear.

  21. Re:New Trial? Whatever Happened to Due Process? on RIAA Insists On 3rd Trial In Thomas Case · · Score: 1

    How many times must Thomas-Rasset go to court for copyright violation on twenty-four songs?!

    24.

  22. Bingo on The iPad Questions Apple Won't Answer · · Score: 1

    As much as I dislike Steve Jobs, this is the under-targeted audience he's brilliantly aiming at. Just one sound-bite from Oprah swooning over her iPad, and the real life Scrooge MacDuck can put in his second olympic-sized money pool.

  23. Dirty Laundry on Call For Scientific Research Code To Be Released · · Score: 1

    No one likes their And_Then_A_Miracle_Occurs() subroutines aired out in public.

  24. I'm Rick James on Plasma Jets Could Replace Dental Drills · · Score: 1

    How do you even think of questions like that without being stoned?

    Nitrous Oxide is a helluva drug.

  25. Bad Idea on Police Want Fast Track To Get At Your Private Data · · Score: 1

    ...but they only serve six months (by lottery) at a time...

    All that would do is place all the real power in the hands of professional staffers, who would lead the clueless six-monthers around on a leash like poodles.