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  1. Statisticians, avert your eyes... on A Look At the Growth of MMOs In 2008 · · Score: 0
    The gesture is appreciated, and some real analysis/comparison of game populations would be genuinely useful to the consumer. But this article is another example that registering a domain does not make one a professional journalist, or market analyst in this case.

    There is a reason companies do not publish MMO subscriber numbers, and when forced to do so for shareholders liberally inflate the true count. The article cites xfire as their data source. I've been playing Warhammer since launch. This is my first MMO and I had never even heard of xfire before reading the article. The sampling methodology is not described. And what is the x axis in those handy graphs? Bunnies eaten?

  2. Re:I have the answer! on How Apple Could Survive Without Steve Jobs · · Score: 0

    Wilder would put Depp's Wonka into a grinder and make chewy emo gobstoppers out of him. Then sell them in a limited box set.

  3. HMS Bob on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tech support: "Can you tell us the problem with your submarine?"
    HMS Bob: "Das Not Boot."

  4. Re:Out of beta? on Google Chrome Is Out of Beta · · Score: 0

    Maybe "out of beta" is the Googlespeak equivalent of "Discontinued: end of product life cycle."

  5. Re:Thermodynamic computing on Time to Get Good At Functional Programming? · · Score: 0

    It is sad this was moderated "funny" rather than "interesting"

    Wasn't it Clarke who said: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from funny?"

  6. Bullies on Apple Believes Someone Is Behind Psystar · · Score: 0

    Regardless of which party is actually in the right on this affair, does it not depress to see another example where justice seems to hinge on which group fields the more expensive and intimidating legal team?

    Apple thought they could bully Psystar into submission. Then an expensive law firm takes on Pystar's case and Apple cries "No fair! Pystar's not supposed to be large enough to defend themselves :(( They're getting help from the grassy knoll."

  7. Oblig on Indian Moon Mission Launched · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    They heard it was made of paneer?

  8. Pirate-Antipirate annihilation on Microsoft Calls Today Global Anti-Piracy Day · · Score: 0

    If "Talk like a pirate day" coincides (collides) with "Global antipiracy day," does a singularity ensue?

  9. Re:Don't hold your breath on Microsoft To Release Cloud-Oriented Windows OS · · Score: 0

    Ballmer flew all the way to London to release cloud? I understand briefly stepping out of the room, but...

  10. Factual negative news regarding Apple? on Apple Losing Touchscreen War · · Score: 0

    Time to plug in my iCan'tHereYouYou'reNotTalkingLALALA

  11. What Will Linux Be Capable Of In 3 Years? on What Will Linux Be Capable Of, 3 Years Down the Road? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Three more claims of "This is, for certainest, posiluteley, once and for all, the year of desktop linux."

  12. Both McCain and Obama, on Toyota Announces the Winglet, Wannabe Segway Killer · · Score: 4, Funny

    if elected, pledge to make it their highest priority to fall off one.

  13. Early abandoners. on Toyota Announces the Winglet, Wannabe Segway Killer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Segway Killer

    You can't kill what's already dead.

  14. Senator Fun Statements on Sen. Ted "Tubes" Stevens Is Indicted · · Score: 0

    ...for making false statements on his financial disclosure forms.

    "It's not a dirty slush fund. It's a series of tubes. May I go now?"

  15. Re:Modern LaTeX Replacement? on Modern LaTeX Replacement? · · Score: 0

    Pronounced "Plastix."

  16. Forget Jeff Bridges... on Bootleg Tron 2 Trailer Is Out In the Wild · · Score: 0

    Does it have David Warner, aka "Master Control Program"? Best. Movie Villian Actor. Evar.

  17. oooh, shiny vendor lock-in on FSF's "Defective By Design" Targets Apple Genius Bars · · Score: 0

    FSF: "We protest Apple's proprietary ways."
    Slashsheep: "Shut up you hippie zealot freetards! Leave His Steveness alone."

    FSF: "We protest Microsoft's proprietary ways."
    Slashsheep: "Onward Christian Free Software Soldier. Stick it to monkeyboy!"

  18. Re:Chewing The Cud on Two-Episode Watchmen Series Set as a Prequel · · Score: 0

    Whew! I know what novel I won't be reading anytime soon.

  19. I asked everyone before we launched. on NASA Contractor Needs Urine · · Score: 0

    Now you're just going to have to hold it until we get back.

  20. Penalty by design on Smart Parking Spaces In San Francisco · · Score: 0

    they were meant to be a way to keep commuters and all-day tourists from hogging up a spot all day

    The policy may have begun with this good intention, but two-hour limits exist today primarily to supplement municipal revenue through tickets. There will never be remote meter feeding. It is much more profitable for the city to extort $25 from someone who lost track of the time than it is to collect the $1/hr rate for a metered space. They want you to screw up much like the credit card company wants you to miss a payment (late fee!)

    Just note the stink city hall makes whenever someone proposes eliminating meters.

  21. Wood Density May Explain Stradivarius Secret on Wood Density May Explain Stradivarius Secret · · Score: 0

    Try sneaking that subject line through a spam filter.

  22. This license plate has been in my family on WTF? NC Offers to Replace 10,000 License Plates · · Score: 0
    for generations, you insenstive clod!

    Sincerely,

    Winnefred Thurston Fairweather, III.

  23. Re:Fire up the soldering irons... on Atari Founder Proclaims the End of Gaming Piracy · · Score: 0

    people modding their Wiis I'm Jewish, you insensitive clod!

    Remember, modded Wiis are not returnable. And don't even try to sell it on Ebay. Craigslist might work.

  24. The race is on... on Canada Blocks Sale of Space Tech Company To US · · Score: 1, Funny

    Canada has supplanted the Soviet Union as the U.S. main rival in the space race. This calls for drastic measures. We may have the space shuttle, but we'll never catch up in Kraft dinner technology.

  25. I felt a disturbance in the courts... on Imperial Storm Troopers Skirmish in Latest IP Battle · · Score: 0

    as if a million lawyers filed suit at once, and were enriched.