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Wood Density May Explain Stradivarius Secret

Whorhay writes "A Dutch doctor and a violin maker from Arkansas have compared five classical and eight modern violins in a computed tomography (CT) scanner. Apparently the 300-year-old violins are made of wood with a more consistent density than the modern violins. They aren't saying for sure that this is what gives the Stradivarius violins their unique sound, but it's the first scientific explanation I've heard for it that seems to have merit." Unfortunately science has yet to explain how how all three chords I know ROCK on my SG.

318 comments

  1. Pardon my musical ignorance, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Wood", "Stradivarius", and "Secret" made me think that the article must be about Dinosaur pr0n. :/

    1. Re:Pardon my musical ignorance, but by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Way to go, Beavis... heh heh.

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  2. Harmonics by Bandman · · Score: 5, Funny

    It might go a log way to preventing them from producing undesirable harmonics.

    Anyone know of any studies which looked at the waveforms to find unique qualities?

    1. Re:Harmonics by bigtomrodney · · Score: 5, Informative

      I wouldn't be all that surprised. Wood quality has always been a key factor in instruments. Even with electric guitars weight and density are considered a good thing. You'll find people complaining how heavy their Les Paul Custom is yet still play it for the sustain the extra weight provides. And Swamp Ash is a preferred material for Stratocasters and Telecasters because it is very hard while not being as heavy. High density again would provide for more fidelity in sound transfer.But hey, don't expect the science to devalue the old instruments. A '59 'Burst can still cost you $250,000.

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    2. Re:Harmonics by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 4, Funny

      It might go a log way

      Nicely played. :-)

    3. Re:Harmonics by Bandman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not being a guitar player, I have to ask...

      Is it the density, mass, or maybe the structure?

      Would a quartz guitar play amazingly?

    4. Re:Harmonics by tompaulco · · Score: 4, Informative

      Acoustically, a consistent density would tend toward one resonance frequency (and it's harmonics), whereas an inconsistent density could have many resonance frequencies and their harmonics, which would probably be less pleasing to the air. I know it wouldn't work well for a violin, but when designing subwoofer boxes, it is recommended to use particle board for reasons of both structural rigidity and almost complete lack of resonance frequency.

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    5. Re:Harmonics by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is all too complicated. I'm just going to wait for "Violin Hero" to come out. The delux package comes with a kettle drum, brass and woodwind section, conductor's baton, etc.

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    6. Re:Harmonics by ari_j · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wood - all aspects, from density to shape - plays a huge role in guitar tone. I've always found this to be rather astonishing since the sound of an electric guitar comes from a vibrating piece of wire interacting with a small magnet. How is it that the thing holding the string above the magnet can play such a big part in what the magnetic field is doing? But it does, and that's pretty cool to me.

    7. Re:Harmonics by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not likely. Jackson made and aluminum guitar, and I thought that it soundedking of harsh. My mahogany guitar sounds different than my ash guitar and my mystery wood guitar, they all have maple necks and the same model picukps. Mahogany is warm, ash is a little bright, etc.

      I also think a crystal guitar would buckle the first time you put the strings on. they run at 16+ pounds of tension per string.

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    8. Re:Harmonics by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even with electric guitars weight and density are considered a good thing. You'll find people complaining how heavy their Les Paul Custom is yet still play it for the sustain the extra weight provides.
      That sustain comes at the expense of having a very simple clean tone. They're great for distortion, though.

      And Swamp Ash is a preferred material for Stratocasters and Telecasters because it is very hard while not being as heavy.
      A swamp ash Stratocaster is my ideal guitar for playing clean, since it brings out the fundamental note and higher harmonics without so much midrange -- that's great for getting an ominous sound when you want it. I suspect it's the hardness that lets the higher frequencies reverberate so well.

      You have to remember, though, that Fender sells many times more Stratocasters made of Alder than made of ash. Not everyone wants that sound.

    9. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 4, Informative

      I saw a special, on History Channel I think, where they thought that the trees that Stradivarius used to make his violins had unusual density qualities caused by the mini ice age.

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    10. Re:Harmonics by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am not a guitar player. I might try my hand at making one, though.

      I can imagine that the wood affects the rigidity with which the bridge and (for guitars, the fret on) the neck hold the string, and hold the pick up under the string. Some frequency components of the vibration of the string get damped because the body and the neck absorb them.

      And, of course, the weight and shape and finish of the instrument change how it affects the musician. Do not underestimate this impact.

    11. Re:Harmonics by robertjw · · Score: 1

      This is all too complicated. I'm just going to wait for "Violin Hero" to come out. The delux package comes with a kettle drum, brass and woodwind section, conductor's baton, etc.

      The first version of consists entirely of tracks from
      Us and Them: Symphonic Pink Floyd by the London Philharmonic Orchestra

    12. Re:Harmonics by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Ah. Bummer.

      You have to admit, it would look pretty cool with flashing lights going through it, though ;-)

    13. Re:Harmonics by Bandman · · Score: 1

      I'd buy that so fast, you have no idea

    14. Re:Harmonics by L33THa0R69 · · Score: 1

      Even with electric guitars weight and density are considered a good thing.

      Damn, my infinite volume, zero mass electric guitar will not have either - back to the drawing board.

    15. Re:Harmonics by E.T.123 · · Score: 1

      i totally agree. a lot of people don't realize that the wood of an electric guitar matters. they think its all in the pick ups, the electronics and distortion. true,they are not like acoustic guitars in that aspect. with acoustic guitars the sound is determined by the body shape and type. in some aspects the same is true with electric ones. les pauls are are heavy and kinda clunky but have amazing sound. jimmy page, slash, eric clapton, and a ton of others used les pauls and got amazing sound. its not all in the amps.

    16. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but when designing subwoofer boxes, it is recommended to use particle board

      maybe if you are selling them at flea markets. MDF is much better to build boxes with.

    17. Re:Harmonics by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      What about "learned" harmonics? I imagine violin players grow up listening to recordings of strads and have internalized their timbre. They may not sound better than a similiar instrument, people have accepted the differences and flaws as superior.

    18. Re:Harmonics by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I assumed it was a slang expression meaning 'very', something a lolcat might say.

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    19. Re:Harmonics by m50d · · Score: 4, Informative

      Crystal, particularly Quartz, wouldn't buckle; it's far too brittle for that. It'd either stay solid or shatter, and given the strength of the stuff, I'd imagine the former. It might actually be worth making, though how the hell GP is proposing to get a quartz crystal large enough to carve a guitar out of I don't know (and if the top isn't carved from a single contignous piece of the original material, it's practically guaranteed to sound awful).

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    20. Re:Harmonics by ronbo142 · · Score: 1

      These violins came from the period during the so called Mini IceAge speculation is that the trees grew a more dense wood during this era..

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    21. Re:Harmonics by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      but when designing subwoofer boxes, it is recommended to use particle board maybe if you are selling them at flea markets. MDF is much better to build boxes with. Wikipedia says MDF is the same construction as particle board, but denser. I say MDF is just a specific density of particle board. But yes, I do use the Medium Density when I build subwoofer boxes.

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    22. Re:Harmonics by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Or if they're really cruel, they could include some Philip Glass.

      Nobody quite does mindlessly repetitive 12-minute songs played at breakneck speeds like Glass does...

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    23. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey I don't normally post and too lazy to make an account. But on the side, I am a vibration expert. A few fundimentals that you actually bring up. Instruments such as a guitar or violin, use the chamber to cause the amplification of certain frequencies.
      This amplification is called Resounance.
      Resounance is a multiplier to a force frequency and is a function of mass and stiffness. If we all remember D = M/V so the more dense it is for it's size the more mass it has.
      The more mass the lower it's natural resounance is.
      The fact that the wood is more dense and consistent means the instrument is more consistent and it's lower frequencies are amplified more. The stiffness is depicted by it's shape, and the standard violin shapes are commonly used so a large amount of the stiffness part of the equiation goes away.
      As far as sound traveling, and the support of the sound, the lower frequencies support the higher frequencies. Orchastras are built around this concept, good speakers too. Because of the lower frequencies being amplified more, these older violins naturually would have better 'sound' because it's higher frequencies will be better supported.
      The music snobs and collectors love this 'mystic' around these old instruments, but to many there really is none. What makes them unique, is most of the ancient and often uniquely unknown hardwoods found even but a few hundred years ago are going away, make it unlikely that we will ever have instruments as good.

    24. Re:Harmonics by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      This is all too complicated. I'm just going to wait for "Violin Hero" to come out. The delux package comes with a kettle drum, brass and woodwind section, conductor's baton, etc.

      And, of course, more cow bell. :-P

      Cheers

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    25. Re:Harmonics by petermartin · · Score: 3, Funny

      You'll find people complaining how heavy their Les Paul Custom is yet still play it for the sustain the extra weight provides.

      Nigel: The sustain...listen to it...

      Marty: I'm not hearing anything.

      Nigel: You would, though, if it were playing.

    26. Re:Harmonics by lpangelrob · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would even go so far as to say that he's a natural.

    27. Re:Harmonics by techpawn · · Score: 1

      Damn, my infinite volume, zero mass electric guitar

      Everyone knows the volume only goes up to 8, maybe 9 if you're in Spinal Tapp

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    28. Re:Harmonics by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      I dunno but I heard about a geode somewhere near Cleveland, OH that you can walk INTO. So surely a decent size quartz crystal exists somewhere in the world to be able to pull this off.

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    29. Re:Harmonics by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      Just found this: http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-geode.htm . It talks about one found in Spain that dwarfs the others.

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    30. Re:Harmonics by BrokenHalo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I saw a special, on History Channel I think, where they thought that the trees that Stradivarius used to make his violins had unusual density qualities caused by the mini ice age.

      I would be surprised if, in his entire lifetime, Antonio Stradivari used much more than two trees. I say this because, as any violinist knows (and yes IAAV and violin-maker) most violins are made with a spruce belly and maple backs and sides.

      Given that these members were and are quarter-sawn (i.e cut radially across the trunk), he would have got quite a few instruments out of each 14.5" (the usual total length of the back) section.

      There is a rumour that the maple was sourced from ships' oars, but that has been pretty much debunked.

    31. Re:Harmonics by Xtravar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And, of course, the weight and shape and finish of the instrument change how it affects the musician. Do not underestimate this impact.

      That's very true. There's nothing quite like the inspiration you get from jamming the first time with a new guitar.

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    32. Re:Harmonics by EMeta · · Score: 1

      Naw, the cow bell is being saved for its own Cow Bell Hero project.

    33. Re:Harmonics by Dmala · · Score: 1

      But hey, don't expect the science to devalue the old instruments. A '59 'Burst can still cost you $250,000.

      I wouldn't expect it to. The majority of the people who have driven the price of a '59 'burst up to such ludicrous levels play them very little or not at all, and generally store them in safe deposit boxes.

    34. Re:Harmonics by lastchance_000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great! Let's destroy them to build crappy guitars!

    35. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acoustically, a consistent density would tend toward one resonance frequency (and it's harmonics), whereas an inconsistent density could have many resonance frequencies and their harmonics, which would probably be less pleasing to the air. I know it wouldn't work well for a violin, but when designing subwoofer boxes, it is recommended to use particle board for reasons of both structural rigidity and almost complete lack of resonance frequency.

      Yes. We must make sure the air is pleased. The idea of not doing so just doesn't resonate. It wouldn't be harmonic.

    36. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I would suspect that a quartz guitar would sound less than rockin' (for a start, the speed of sound in quartz would be much higher than in wood, thus for the same wavelength it would resonate at much higher frequency; a dog might think that it rocked pretty hard, but most people would just think it sounded annoying), it wouldn't buckle. First off, quartz (along with almost all glasses or ceramics) doesn't buckle, it breaks. Buckling happens when a material is elastically deformed so far out of its original shape that the part is useless for its original purpose (and may subsequently fail plastically); materials of this sort can't be elastically deformed very far at all. Second, quartz is somewhat stronger than most wood in tension. It's vastly stronger in compression. Either you have a typo in your 16+ number or it's hopelessly irrelevant [/MechEngPedant]. Again, I'd be shocked if a crystal guitar sounded anything like a guitar, but at least object for sound reasons (yeah, the pun was painful, but I'm leaving it in).

    37. Re:Harmonics by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd rather have the guitar.

      Now, maybe this "quartz" would have a more durable whammy bar and orange button. When you're as talented as I am, the orange and green buttons wear out first.

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    38. Re:Harmonics by hvm2hvm · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be enough if you only made out of quartz the part you attach the strings to? I mean, we are talking about electric guitars in this scenario, right? If not then the only thing that matters is the actual density which would make a crystal guitar kind of pointless when you can just choose a similar dense material but more widely available.

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    39. Re:Harmonics by CowTipperGore · · Score: 1

      I would even go so far as to say that he's a natural.

      I think your joke fell flat.

    40. Re:Harmonics by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Quartz would sound aweful. However, B.C. Rich and Ampeg made acrylic guitars before. I don't know if they still do. Anyway, they sounded OK I suppose. The biggest drawback was the weight. I played one once and my shoulder was sore after the first song.

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    41. Re:Harmonics by A440Hz · · Score: 1

      Brian May's (of Queen) guitar was made by him and his dad. The neck is oak, I believe, and it was from an old mantelpiece. IIRC, May has said that it was worm-eaten, so there are channels in the wood.

      No one yet has duplicated that Red Special sound. Most folks in rock music either have a Fender (Tele/Strat) thing going or a Les Paul sound. Paul Reed Smith (Santana, Mark Tremonti, others) sort of splits the difference.

      But Brian May is in a class all by himself.

    42. Re:Harmonics by A440Hz · · Score: 1

      Oh, and don't forget the wig, a la Andre Rieu. Sesame Street has a great Rieu-esque puppet during the "Number of the Day" segment (you understand if you have a toddler).

    43. Re:Harmonics by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

      Mine's way better, it goes up to elven.

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    44. Re:Harmonics by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      What about using thin film diamond deposition and building up a block big enough for a guitar?

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    45. Re:Harmonics by IdeaMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your bass attempt at humor served merely to sharpen our wits. You need to treble your efforts.

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    46. Re:Harmonics by jcr · · Score: 1

      If you could grow a diamond crystal of that size, there are far better things to do with it than make a guitar body out of it.

      -jcr

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    47. Re:Harmonics by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      But if there was no woman to hear it, would a man still be wrong?

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    48. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just going to wait for "Violin Hero" to come out.

      I'd play it!

    49. Re:Harmonics by Thai-Pan · · Score: 1

      In electric guitars, the wood itself has a surprisingly small impact on the sound. I've built three electrics and been tweaking my guitar collection obsessively for more than 10 years. The pickups and bridge have far more to do with the tone produced by an electric guitar than the wood it's manufactured from. People never believe me when I make this claim, then I show them my Les Paul that sounds like a Strat and my Telecaster that sounds like a Jackson :) I get a lot of "WTF!?" looks and comments at open mic nights.

      This obviously isn't the case with acoustic guitars.

      My habit of heavily modifying guitars has proven very useful, as I used to sit in with a jazz ensemble that played a huge variety of types of music... If you're feeling adventerous, try reproducing my cheapo Epiphone Les Paul, which is now one of my most versatile guitars. Get a Duncan JB bridge position pickup, install it in the neck position, use your bridge pickup of choice. Rewire it so that there is a single master volume, independent tone knobs for the pickups, and use the remaining knob to dial the neck position pickup between fully-tapped and humbucking modes. That's the dirty trick -- tapped humbuckers usually sound too thin because they're wound less for the purpose of pairing up with another coil; with 0 on the knob being fully tapped and 10 being fully humbucked, I set it at about 3-4 and I get better strat sounds out of my Les Paul than I do out of my Strat (a 50th anniversary strat with Lace Sensors, soon to be upgraded to Lindy Fralins).

      That said, violins are very different animals from guitars, and the varnish has a heck of a lot to do with the tone produced.

      A common problem with acoustic instruments these days is methods of tree farming. Pick up a '65 strat, then pick up a 2008 strat. You'll feel about 4 pounds of weight difference, even though they're the same type of wood and same dimensions. Lots of wood used in musical instrument nowadays comes from tree farms, not from forests that have been growing for hundreds of years. As a result, a lot of emphasis is placed on fast tree growth, which produces less dense wood. There's a reason why old wood harvested from churches, houses, etc. is so in-demand for musical instruments.

      Also, wood from old sunken ships is extremely popular (and expensive) due to its high density, and due to the tiny pockets of gas inside produced by bacteria consuming the wood. As the bacteria consumes the wood, it depletes the oxygen and dies off (wood does not rot in anaerobic environments). The little pockets of gas left behind change the frequency response of the wood and creates an incredible sounding instrument. Just tapping on such a piece of wood sounds like you're hitting a marimba.

    50. Re:Harmonics by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I prefer medium-rare density. I want my speaker boxes to Moo!

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    51. Re:Harmonics by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Really?

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    52. Re:Harmonics by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      Brian May is in a class all by himself.

      well, he did take quite a long time to finish his thesis and the other students had long gone home by then!

    53. Re:Harmonics by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

      So, use trees closest to the tree line or in the desert? Since they grow really slow.

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    54. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I beg to differ on subwoofer design - recommendations I've seen have all been to use MDF as it is consistent and has no voids. It is the shape of the box and internal baffling and insulation that keep out 'bad' resonance.

      Maybe we are readong different books - I don't have mine handy (at work) but if you have a citation, pls. post, I'd be interested. Thks!

    55. Re:Harmonics by ixtapa · · Score: 1

      ...thus finally explaining the presence of the integral on the body of a violin.

    56. Re:Harmonics by flyneye · · Score: 1

      I'm still inclined toward Strad-finish as the culprit along with exquisite top and back carving at inception.
                Robert Benedetto,the modern "Stradivarius" of carved top guitars has shown us that even construction grade pine as a top can make as sweet an instrument as the most expensive spruce.Carved properly,"there may be no bad wood!"
                Other researchers such as Motolla can make perfectly beautiful instruments of plywood.Macafferi even ventured into plastic,not halfway into the previous century.
                Density,is important however for replicating Strads with Carbon fiber composites.Even then only hardcore Strad afficionadoes can tell the difference between plastic and wood.
                Yes,my vote is for the craftmanship/finish theories.
              your humble luthier,
                                              -=flyneye=-

       

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    57. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be all that surprised. Wood quality has always been a key factor in instruments. Even with electric guitars weight and density are considered a good thing. You'll find people complaining how heavy their Les Paul Custom is yet still play it for the sustain the extra weight provides. And Swamp Ash is a preferred material for Stratocasters and Telecasters because it is very hard while not being as heavy. High density again would provide for more fidelity in sound transfer.But hey, don't expect the science to devalue the old instruments. A '59 'Burst can still cost you $250,000.

      People pay for the LP Custom because they buy into what they have been told for years.

      I recently bought a Yamaha RGX A2, which is incredibly light and gives me as much sustain as you'll get with your $80,000 Les Paul. Now I expect to hear from the purists that I don't know what I'm talking about.

    58. Re:Harmonics by catmistake · · Score: 1

      It might go a log way to preventing them from producing undesirable harmonics.

      Anyone know of any studies which looked at the waveforms to find unique qualities?

      I can't site anything, but I heard a folky explaination for their value... their age and the amount of time they are played. The idea is the atoms in the wood have been alignied by the vibrations in the strings, and each part of the instrument gets tuned, so when played extra subtle harmonics sweeten the sound. Its always the old instruments that sound best.

    59. Re:Harmonics by lostguru · · Score: 1

      this is slashdot, since when do we have women?

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    60. Re:Harmonics by ntropia · · Score: 1

      The craftmans always had a special and deep relationship with materials and tools they used. There is a paper [http://tinyurl.com/3tyae9] suggesting that he was in some way able to exploit the different wood characteristics resulting from reduced solar activity during a Maunder minimum (without knowing what it was, anyway). Besides the theory, it is sure that today there is not anything like an ancient "ARTisan". eNjoy

    61. Re:Harmonics by rk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it does nothing but bicker with dwarves.

    62. Re:Harmonics by flyneye · · Score: 2, Informative

      Solid body guitars produce "string sound" as opposed to hollow body electrics that produce "string sound,acoustic sound and 'top sound'".Top sound is that barely perceptible pitch shimmer you get when the plucked string vibrates the top causing a slight vibrato at the bridge.
                This in mind,a quartz guitar(too heavy to be practical) would produce a desirable string sound.
      This would also be affected by the choice to use either quartz,mahogany,maple,etc for the neck as the transmitted vibrations are EQed so to speak by everything that lies between nut,bridge and thensome else on the instrument affecting harmonic nodes.

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    63. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Log Log Log! (chorus) It's Log, it's Log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Log, it's Log, It's better than bad, it's good. Everyone wants a log! ...

    64. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The delux package comes with [...] conductor's baton, etc.

      You obviously haven't played Mad Maestro.

    65. Re:Harmonics by rk · · Score: 1

      The toughest song is John Cage's 4'33" on expert mode.

    66. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Problem is, they can also sound *too* bright and clean. Steinberger built guitars out of graphite but EMG had to make the pickups sound dirtier to compensate.

    67. Re:Harmonics by dontPanik · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't work because a guitar actually produces sound by buckling. When playing different guitars, one can examine the bending patterns in the wood that are unique to a style of guitar. This isn't something obvious to the eye but is a key thing when considering musical notes in instruments. So if an instument won't bend, it really won't play sound!

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    68. Re:Harmonics by sjames · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tie two pendulums of the same length to a single wood dowel. Mount it stably and start one of them swinging. Watch the other one.

      Even knowing that, it does seem like it wouldn't make as much difference as it actually does.

    69. Re:Harmonics by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine the former. It might actually be worth making, though how the hell GP is proposing to get a quartz crystal large enough to carve a guitar out of I don't know.

      The government can help you out with that.

      Granted, it's not quartz, but I think it might work.

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    70. Re:Harmonics by jcr · · Score: 1

      Super-clear optics spring to mind.

      -jcr

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    71. Re:Harmonics by ckthorp · · Score: 1

      I'd also expect the wood variations to function similar to electrical impedance variations in a transmission line -- cause undesired reflections and standing waves.

    72. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is slashdot, since when do we have women?

      mod +1 Truth

    73. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're probably right for a guitar, but synthetic quartz crystals grown in an autoclave to optical quality standards can be 10cm in diameter and as long as your arm, so a quartz violin would be possible.

      Whether it would play any good, I have no idea.

    74. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been some climatological studies which suggest that tree growth (during the height of the Stradivari family's success) may have been slowed by what is called the "Little Ice Age" in Europe during the 16th and 17th centuries. This slower tree growth contributed to the increased density of the wood used in Northern Italy. Thus, the uniqueness of the Stradivarius may be due to weather-related factors which are not reproducible today.

    75. Re:Harmonics by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      I am sure there is a point of diminishing returns in there somewhere. Wood is very resonant (sorry, not even sure if that's a measurable term.) I am not sure how well crystal or any other very hard substance would work. I'd bet that wood is hard enough, but is also "loose" enough (you know, composed of fibers and sections that vibrate at different rates).

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    76. Re:Harmonics by ebs16 · · Score: 1

      yeah, it was on the History Channel special "Little Ice Age: Big Chill". I remember this airing here in the states a couple of years ago.

    77. Re:Harmonics by TornCityVenz · · Score: 1

      I had heard timbers from an old bell tower, the rumor being that years of exposure to the vibrations from the bells had imparted some sort of mojo upon the wood.

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    78. Re:Harmonics by 777v777 · · Score: 1

      Google "Chladni patterns." That is a method for shaping the fronts and backs of violins to resonate in certain ways. There have been tons of people looking at frequency responses of stringed instruments. Some even go so far as to strap the instrument to a big speaker, which then plays music for a few days or weeks. The vibrations change the frequency response of the instrument.

    79. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that with an electric guitar the main thing you need is to have very heavy, dense wood. If the vibrations of the string cause the body to vibrate, then your pickups are vibrating. The best sound comes when the pickups are completely still, and just the string is vibrating.

      On a violin, you want the exact opposite. The strings vibrate the soundpost, which is designed to make the whole body vibrate. The vibrating wood acts like a speaker.

    80. Re:Harmonics by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Fancy eyeglasses?

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    81. Re:Harmonics by budgenator · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is quite a demand for old growth dunderheads ,logs to heavy to float all the way to the sawmill from the logging days. One of these logs pulled out of the mud in a river or lake bottom after a hundred years can fetch thousands or or tens of thousands of dollars at auction depending on condition and species.

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    82. Re:Harmonics by rkanodia · · Score: 1

      I know! You can't even SEE the notes, and no matter what you hit, you get penalized!

    83. Re:Harmonics by somersault · · Score: 1

      If you were even more talented then you'd be able to control your fingers better and not wear out the buttons :P I've grown kinda bored of the game after completing everything but TTFAF on expert, and not had any button/whammy issues so far - even on my cheap Chinese knock-off that I got from eBay, that has 10 buttons. I don't really use the 5 next to the body though, even though it would be funny for some high-up soloing. If my other set started wearing out I could just play up there all the time though =p

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    84. Re:Harmonics by jcr · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of camera lenses.

      -jcr

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    85. Re:Harmonics by Buran · · Score: 1

      That was an excellent show. It was called "The Little Big Chill", I believe. If anyone reading this sees it pop up as a rerun (it's rerun two or three times that I know of), it's worth a viewing.

    86. Re:Harmonics by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      except that, if you read the article, it's uniformity of density that they found different. Also, it is low weight and density that prized in violin wood.

      "High density again would provide for more fidelity in sound transfer."

      You might as well give up.

    87. Re:Harmonics by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      violins have many resonances and a tendency toward one frequency would be specifically avoided.

    88. Re:Harmonics by vegiVamp · · Score: 0

      > how the hell GP is proposing to get a quartz crystal large enough

      All you need is to find the temple of a species of extra-dimensional alien whose skeleton is made of crystal and shaped like a guitar.

      Hey, that almost sounds like a good movie plot !

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    89. Re:Harmonics by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      "You'll find people complaining how heavy their Les Paul Custom is yet still play it for the sustain the extra weight provides."

      Nigel Tufnel: The sustain, listen to it.
      Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
      Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.

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    90. Re:Harmonics by angry_norwegian · · Score: 1

      Or maybe artificially created diamond. Would be awesome.

    91. Re:Harmonics by m50d · · Score: 1

      If I'm reading correctly, the whole point of this discussion is that it's not just the density, the hardness also affects the high frequency response.

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    92. Re:Harmonics by Decado · · Score: 1

      The thing is, nobody can really tell the difference. They just think they can. There are several instances of famous strad owners who played with just a normal violin in front of experts who hadn't the faintest notion they weren't using their strad. Like many things it is just self deception that makes us think it sounds better. It sounds better because we expect it to. Nothing more.

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    93. Re:Harmonics by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Now try doing it with different types of wood in the dowel and holding all other things constant. That's the interesting part relevant here.

    94. Re:Harmonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it's harmonics

      "its".

      less pleasing to the air

      "ear".

  3. This has been known for years by CXI · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's an article from 2004 about the fact that the Little Ice Age was most likely responsible for slowing tree growth and creating perfect wood for violins: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/01/0107_040107_violin.html

    1. Re:This has been known for years by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Funny

      So.. you blame Global Warming?

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    2. Re:This has been known for years by crow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So I suppose someone could carefully manage a tree farm to produce some new perfect instruments.

    3. Re:This has been known for years by b4upoo · · Score: 5, Informative

      There is much confusion among musicians as to what causes tone qualities in various instruments. Violins may well be locked to resonance
      more than other instruments. But for brass and woodwinds the hardness of the material is overwhelming as an influence. What is not clear in any instrument is to what degree the hardness of the surface coatings are vital as opposed to the hardness of the material underneath the coatings. Dr. Adolf Sax from whom the saxophone gets its name was the genius who discovered the importance of surface coatings.

    4. Re:This has been known for years by peragrin · · Score: 2, Informative

      It would have to be an indoor tree farm, as things like cool temperatures, sunlight, humidity would all have to be carefully controlled. If a little ice age can slow the growth of the trees down you would have to duplicate that, over a period of 30-50 years to grow the slow growth trees large enough for timber.

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    5. Re:This has been known for years by The+Gaytriot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, one of the things I remember reading about early wooden string instruments is that the maker would use ground up locust shells to make a kind of lacquer for the instruments. They figured since they could hear locust swarms coming from miles away, their wings and bodies had properties which allowed them to project sound well.

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    6. Re:This has been known for years by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Large caves might be ideal for this as you wouldn't need to add much in the way of cooling, though heating might be necessary. You'd have to use growth lamps which I imagine would be very costly to operate on such a large and longterm scale. Although if you developed this along with a pot cave , the illegal sales could subsidize your underground hardwood farm.

    7. Re:This has been known for years by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      TFA I saw yesterday (New Scientist) said that it was possible that the wood's age may have something to do with its even density.

      A good luthier should test this by finding some antique wood and making violins out of it.

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    8. Re:This has been known for years by robertjw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would have to be an indoor tree farm, as things like cool temperatures, sunlight, humidity would all have to be carefully controlled. If a little ice age can slow the growth of the trees down you would have to duplicate that, over a period of 30-50 years to grow the slow growth trees large enough for timber.

      Wouldn't it be possible to find a natural climate that caused slower tree growth. I live in Colorado, and trees tend to grow slowly here, probably due to the dryness and possibly altitude. Would an ash or maple from Colorado produce a superior instrument?

    9. Re:This has been known for years by Slashidiot · · Score: 2, Informative

      I also think there is some other reason why Stradivari violins are so good. It's called bias. Yes, they are fine instruments, no doubt, about the best there is, no doubt. But can you detect a Stradivarius without knowing it is one? And telling it apart from a Guarnerius or Amati? Or even a good quality modern instrument?

      There is a good bit of knowing it is an expensive instrument in hearing a big difference. The player plays a much bigger role. A good player on a good day with a cheap violin can sound better than that same player on a bad day with a Stradivarius.

      In short, Stradivari violins are not that good. Stop trying to find the magic, because there is none.

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    10. Re:This has been known for years by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Dr. Adolf Sax from whom the saxophone gets its name

      Ah, the other famous Belgian.

      P.S. it's Adolphe.

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    11. Re:This has been known for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Ok, so what about all the other equally-old violins? There are many instruments from the 1700's, and not all of them sound like a Stradivari.

      I guess they had better compare some Stradivari to some other violins of the same age, not new ones. Otherwise you can tell what age does to violins, not what Stradivari did.

    12. Re:This has been known for years by wtfispcloadletter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I personally know of a small growth of pine trees in Eastern Washington that have taken nearly 30 years to grow to a height of 15-20 feet. If these trees had gotten more than a few inches of water a year they'd probably 2 or 3 times that height.

      Apparently pine trees are considered fast growing trees and here's some info on what is considered, slow, medium and fast growing rates

      âoeThe designation slow means the plant grows 12â or less per year; medium refers to 13 to 24â of growth per year; and fast to 25â or greater.â

      So yeah, those trees I know of should be about 60' high by now.

    13. Re:This has been known for years by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be possible to find a natural climate that caused slower tree growth.

      This is Slashdot -- we do car analogies, and overly-complicated technical solutions.

      Natural climates ... not so much. :-P

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    14. Re:This has been known for years by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's called bias. Yes, they are fine instruments, no doubt, about the best there is, no doubt. But can you detect a Stradivarius without knowing it is one? And telling it apart from a Guarnerius or Amati? Or even a good quality modern instrument?

      Thee and me, probably not.

      According to this:

      A common question: In a blind test, could a nonmusician or "uneducated" listener tell the difference between a Stradivarius and some other violin? The answer is that it depends. If the other violin, whether old or modern, were an excellent one by a fine maker, the differences might not be readily apparent. But in a direct, side-by-side comparison of a great Stradivarius with a commercially produced instrument -- or even with a handcrafted violin that was merely very good -- the differences would be absolutely clear, even to the most inexperienced listener.

      I think some people probably could tell.

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    15. Re:This has been known for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think some people probably could tell.

      Not according to your quote, which says only that they can tell a top quality violin from a lower grade and explicitly states that they couldn't tell a Strad apart from a excellent modern violin.

    16. Re:This has been known for years by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Not according to your quote, which says only that they can tell a top quality violin from a lower grade and explicitly states that they couldn't tell a Strad apart from a excellent modern violin.

      No, actually the quote says "the differences might not be readily apparent". It doesn't say anything whatsoever about trained musicians either -- it's purely about laymen (a nonmusician or "uneducated" listener).

      We're not talking about monster cable -- we're talking about something that even on the low end, someone like me should be able to tell the difference between. On the high end, I might not be able to tell the difference.

      But, among those with the m4d sk1llz to hear it, I still stand by my assertion that some people likely can tell. The quote says nothing to contradict that.

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    17. Re:This has been known for years by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I have two pine trees in my yard. They get more water than average with the lawn. I've lived here almost 7 years and they have MAYBE grown 24 inches. They were probably 5 foot tall when I moved here, so they should be 12 in the 'slow'category. They are probably 7.

    18. Re:This has been known for years by Slashidiot · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, one of my uncles (the rich one) is a violin collector. He has several antique violines, most of them italian. He actually owns a Guarneri, which are regarded as the best violins, second only to the Stradivarius. It is a wonderful instrument, but the difference with other much less appreciated violins is quite small. It does have a "wider" sound, but you can only tell if you listen carefully, and repeatedly, comparing with another violin. I can hardly tell apart a 10.000$ violin from a 1.000.000$ violin.

      When you get to a certain quality, you start getting diminishing returns, and there is really no difference from a certain point on.

      It's like encoding music. You can easily tell a 32kbps file from a 128kbps file, but it's harder to tell a 160kbps from a 256kbps. And anything over that is just a waste of bits. A Stradivarius might sound as good as an uncompressed WAV file, but there are many violins that sound as good as a 320kbps mp3. (What a great analogy, better than cars).

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    19. Re:This has been known for years by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot -- we do car analogies, and overly-complicated technical solutions

      Slashdot - the unofficial church of Rube Goldberg.

    20. Re:This has been known for years by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But can you detect a Stradivarius without knowing it is one? And telling it apart from a Guarnerius or Amati? Or even a good quality modern instrument?

      Actually, yes you can, when the instruments are in the hands of a musician who is capable of bringing out the best in his/her instrument.

      It is also true that equivalent instruments are made now with much the same properties, though the "feel" of the instrument is never the same as an old one, which may not be an identifiable characteristic to anyone except the violinist.

      Getting back to the point, a Giuseppe Guarneri instrument has a distinctly sweet "rasp" [subjective impression - if anyone can come up with a better description, I'm happy with that] by comparison to most Strads. Most of the Amati instruments and all of the Stainers are also "sweeties", much less powerful than their later cousins (due to the much more promounced arch of the belly and back), with what might perhaps be described as a bell-like plangency to their tone.

    21. Re:This has been known for years by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      "This is Slashdot -- we do car analogies, and overly-complicated technical solutions"

      Slashdot - the unofficial church of Rube Goldberg.

      I thought we made it official a few years ago? :-P

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    22. Re:This has been known for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not global warming...just the fact that we are no longer in a mini ice age. There's a difference.

    23. Re:This has been known for years by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I think it's more like wine :).

      I'm not a wine expert so maybe it's my crappy tastebuds, but some cheap wine can actually taste quite good.

      I've had cheap wine tasting better than some crappy expensive wine 10 times the price.

      But I've also had kilobux wines and yes those were good, but I wouldn't pay the extra - they weren't so much better to my low-end tastebuds. Good that someone rich and generous paid ;).

      So I wouldn't be surprised if there might be very good sounding cheap violins, maybe not the dirt cheap ones ;).

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    24. Re:This has been known for years by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      So I suppose someone could carefully manage a tree farm to produce some new perfect instruments.

      IANAF (forester), but my brother and other family and friends are.

      My understanding is that the German forestry industry is already growing trees slowly for future instuments (although I don't think they are trying to duplicate the ice age conditions). It requires subsidies, though, because of the length of time that it takes to capitalize on the investment. Stockholders/landowners get impatient. A sapling today might be ready by 2150.

      My brother is right now nurturing some softwoods that he plans to use to fund his retirement, and that's for normally-growing dimensional lumber. If he was intentionally suppressing their growth to increase the density of the lumber, it would make a valuable thing to pass on to his grandchildren, but that's an awful lot of money, work and land to devote to something you'll never make any money on in your lifetime.

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    25. Re:This has been known for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Indeed, a very good analogy - but only on /. would you find someone using audio-compression as an analogy for musical instruments, and not the other way around!!

    26. Re:This has been known for years by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes you can, when the instruments are in the hands of a musician who is capable of bringing out the best in his/her instrument.

      Good job on proving his point. Whether you meant the player can tell the difference, or the listener *given* an expert player, the fact is, even when citing an example of someone who can genuinely tell Stradivarius from the others, you can only point to cases that are a few miles from double blind.

      It's the EXACT SAME BULLSHIT as all the other stuff audiophiles try to cite as making a difference, or the pretense that certain works count as "art" while others don't, or the claim that certain wines or beers are better than others. It falls apart in any genuinely scientific test, and is purely a function of the BIAS the audience brings in. It pains me to see /.ers recognizing this phenomenon everywhere but here.

      About a year ago, Joshua Bell, a "good" violinist brought in his own Strad to play for the busy DC commuters, and got virtually no attention, despite his music + violin being about the apex of artistic achievement. We saw the same rationalizers come out of the woodwork for that too. Somehow most beautiful sound civilization can produce, just doesn't suffice to make people want to be a few minutes late for work, but the motivated searchers here have a ready list of reasons to dismiss the experiment, don't you worry.

      You want to know why the mystery of the Strad's awesomeness hasn't been solved in a hundred years? Because science can only attack problems susceptible to objective, quantifiable study and can generate reproducible results.

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    27. Re:This has been known for years by Macman408 · · Score: 1

      It's not just the sound that matters, either. The feel of the instrument can be a big deal for the player as well. I've been playing cello since I was 4, and I've played on a lot of different instruments. The cheapest ones were those that our high school owned; probably around $600. One of my instruments had a Stradivarius label, but was just one of many knockoffs, trying to fool the buyer into paying more. My current instrument is probably worth $10,000, which isn't really all that much as far as cellos go. One of my teachers owned one valued at $80,000. It may sound expensive to the average person, but sometimes the astronomical prices are really worth it to the player. How many of us have sprung for a better video card, a faster processor, or a bigger display, even if the price of the newest technology is a bit high?

      Perhaps most interestingly, though, is that it's not just the instrument; the feel of the bow can make a big difference, too. About 8 years ago, I needed a new bow. I tried out a wide variety. I had, of course, used many cheap fiberglass bows (under $100) at my high school, but I wanted a good one for my personal instrument to replace my rather old (but good-quality) bow. Many of the ones I tried were in the $500-$1000 range. Each one feels just a little bit different, probably mostly in terms of the distribution of weight. And then I tried one, just for the heck of it, that cost $2500. I'm not sure what it was, but it felt incredibly different from the rest. Some of the cost is undoubtedly additional embellishments (like small amounts of silver and pearl), but a maker who really knows what they are doing can make some incredible, errr, hardware.

    28. Re:This has been known for years by turbidostato · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "But can you detect a Stradivarius without knowing it is one? And telling it apart from a Guarnerius or Amati? Or even a good quality modern instrument?"

      Sure almost anyone would. Not to say you are not (partially) right, but not on this one. I never had the chance to listen to neither and Stradivarius nor a Guarneri but I had listened to a decent collection of violins of different qualities and ages and certainly the differences among them are conspicous and, in general, there will be a concordance among the audience about what ones sound better and "rounder" (and a clear difference between those that tend to prefer a more colourful sound and those that prefer "dark" instruments).

      What I mean is that violins *do* sound different just as coke tastes different to pepsy. Maybe most people not used to coke drinks won't tell apart coke from pepsy but certainly they will tell appart the two brands if offered on a test. Since they both taste different, any trained people will pick apart Pepsy from Coke at the first slip. Please, pay attention that this has nothing to be with pepsy being better than coke or the other way around; they are just different.

      So I think you might be right about Stradivarius not being the best over there, just the most famous, but you are wrong in that a trained ear won't be able to take apart Stradivarius from even a good quality XIX german violin or, at the very least, late XVII-early XVIII cremonensis violins from everything else.

    29. Re:This has been known for years by VindictivePantz · · Score: 1

      On a somewhat related note, a Dr. Richard Skeinfloot came to similar findings for an instrument that carries his namesake as well.

    30. Re:This has been known for years by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 1

      Not a violin. Ash and maple are common tonewoods for electric guitars but aren't used as tonewood for acoustic instruments, however maple is often used for sides and backs of acoustic instruments like violins, arch top guitarts, etc. Spruce is what is generally used for violins, guitar tops, etc. Sitka Spruce from Canada, Red Spruce from the North Eastern US, and Englemann Spruce from Colorado are commonly used varieties on instruments made in the states (and around the world). These trees are big and they are old. I would imagine you could go higher up the mountains where it is colder to get wood with narrower growth rings but some of these trees were around in Stradavari's time.

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    31. Re:This has been known for years by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      But can you detect a Stradivarius without knowing it is one?

      Not if I play.

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    32. Re:This has been known for years by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      I've seen Itzhak Perlman play at the Toronto Symphony Orchestra, and he had a bit where he demonstrated the difference between his favorite Stradivarius and another, modern made violin. Dramatic difference.

      I'm sure if you picked another top quality make of violin, especially a historical model such as an Amati, and contrasted it side-by-side it would by a much closer comparison. But I was convinced instantly of the 'quality' of the Stradivarius.

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    33. Re:This has been known for years by fgodfrey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, actually, no. Most people can tell violins apart. Even two Strad violins sound different. If a person was good enough at writing audio analysis tools (I'm not), it should be possible to write a program that can tell them apart. Then the question becomes whether you think the sound is better or not. However, it most certainly is *different*.

      I've seen a number of posts from audiophile people where they will say the equivalent of "well, you can't see it on an oscilloscope but it's real!". Well, you *can* see the difference between a Strad and, well, any other violin - even other Strad's, on a scope.

      According to violinists, one of the main reasons that Strad's are prized as instruments is that it is easier to get the violin to sound the way they want it to. In particular, controlling volume level from extremely soft to filling a concert hall, is apparently easier on better instruments.

      As to the Joshua Bell experiment, you will note that most of the people, when asked, thought he sounded quite a bit better than an average street musician, but they didn't bother to stop. That study says way more about our society's lack of appreciation for our surroundings than anything else.

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    34. Re:This has been known for years by harl · · Score: 1

      You have an article in which someone says that someone should be able to tell the different. That's all well and good but meaningless. It's some random person's opinion.

      Please come back when you have a link to some sort of testing to see if there's any credibility to what this person thinks should happen.

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    35. Re:This has been known for years by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Spruce is what is generally used for violins, guitar tops, etc. Sitka Spruce from Canada, Red Spruce from the North Eastern US, and Englemann Spruce from Colorado are commonly used varieties on instruments made in the states (and around the world). These trees are big and they are old. I would imagine you could go higher up the mountains where it is colder to get wood with narrower growth rings but some of these trees were around in Stradavari's time.

      So is old bad? Do they need to be young trees that grow slowly? If the trees are used from Colorado, they did come from the mountains. There are no trees to speak of anywhere else. I would think that any Colorado trees would have a slower growth rate due to climate and altitude, than the Sitka Spruce and Red Spruce you mentioned. Trees from Wyoming, Montana or Alberta might be even better.

    36. Re:This has been known for years by Omestes · · Score: 1

      In college I was in the Wine Club, each day we tasted one variety, of varying costs (the prices were wholesale, and funded by a $30 membership fee, and departmental budget, so they were sometimes pricey). For a whole semester we were given the label, and (wholesale) price of the wine, the expensive ones won every time. The second semester, they stopped giving the prices. After this, the ranking got much more sporadic, though the scores skewed towards higher prices.

      The best was when a $9.00 bottle of domestic (Sonoma) merlot tied with a $80 bottle of (French, forgot the region though) merlot that had a decent reputation.

      This was a mixed class, with some people actually going to school for wine (HRM), and a minority of interested novices. The wines were selected by both the grad-students and the department sommelier. So there was some trained pallets.

      Price is around 60% of perceived quality, it seems, no matter what the actual quality is.

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    37. Re:This has been known for years by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Another thing science has taught me, is that I will generally always trust an expert over a layman, ESPECIALLY in their field of expertise.

      If most violinists say that a Stradivarius sounds better, I'm generally inclined to listen to them over someone with no musical training. Same thing with wine and beer, I know someone who owns a vineyard/winery whose whole life is devoted to wine, and wine tasting, I trust his tastes over my own (our preferences can differ, but I listen). I, myself, have sampled 1,000s of different beers as a... er... hobby, so I think my tastes are more refined that someone who has only drank American piss-beer, but then again professional beer tasters probably know MUCH more than me.

      But then again I take for granted that physicists know more about physics than me, and psychologists know more about that than me.

      Not all things fall into the domain of science. Why is a Picasso better than your six year old's fridge drawings? I doubt science will have much to say about that in the near future (if ever). Not all things non-scientific are purely subjective either.

      Is a bottle of Stella Artois better than a bottle of Bud Lite? Yes. Can science tell me why? Probably not.

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    38. Re:This has been known for years by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Oh, God, nothing like the sweet sound of rationalization.

      So, let's see, Bell's music was the APEX of music, the BEST of all there is, but ... somehow ... just not good enough for anyone to actually give a damn, and so you go scurrying for evidence that still fits your preconceived notions. They see a diamond? Well, they'll pick it up, because it has well-known, clear, scientifically demonstrable value. But they wouldn't be *five freaking minutes late* -- ANY OF THEM (save a few) -- for a performance that's given away for FREE -- that people would normally pay $10,000 for.

      And what else, oh, we can see it on an oscilloscope. Well, that wasn't quite the question, now, was it? The question was whether they could, in a double blind test -- meaning subtracting the bias of the PLAYER too -- they would deem it higher quality than a bunch of alternatives.

      If there were actual merit in the Strad, scientists would have constructed a device with identical acoustics YEARS ago. But to account for the difference between no one giving a damn, and people paying $10,000, the best hypothesis is: the difference is only there when people decide it's there.

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    39. Re:This has been known for years by acheron12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or you can use more a easily customized material, like carbon fibre. There are some fantastic sounding carbon fibre cellos, but the violins still need work.

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    40. Re:This has been known for years by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      That Joshua Bell experiment wasn't double blind either: Joshua Bell could have had (consciously or not) a result in mind before he started playing. Quit spewing the same bullshit you complain about.

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    41. Re:This has been known for years by fgodfrey · · Score: 1

      I answered your question in my 2nd sentence. The answer is that most people could tell the difference between two violins, even two of the exact same maker. I don't see how you could possibly do a double blind test because the player will instantly be able to tell the difference. Every instrument plays slightly differently. The reason I brought up a scientific intrument was to show that you could see it scientifically as well as with human ears.

      As for constructing an instrument with identical accousitics, even Stradavarious couldn't do that. *All* instruments that are hand made will sound slightly different. I can't claim that I think a Strad sounds significantly *better* than, say, a Guarnarius or a Galeano, but I can sure as heck tell the difference.

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    42. Re:This has been known for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find that viagra produces good wood.

    43. Re:This has been known for years by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah I'm not surprised a 9 buck wine can be pretty good.

      I'm not too embarassed to prefer a cheaper wine to a more expensive one - I don't have a great sense of taste for wine or cheese - the Bega strong and bitey cheese is one of my favourites and it's relatively cheap ;). So if cheap will do, that saves some money :)

      We were tasting some cheap wines to get for my brother's wedding some time ago and a Bushman's Gully and a French wine ended up on the shortlist (can't remember the details unfortunately). I actually preferred the French wine - it was smoother - but the majority said that while it was smoother it didn't have as much kick - so the vote from the people who liked higher alcohol wines went to the Bushman's Gully.

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    44. Re:This has been known for years by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I also think there is some other reason why Stradivari violins are so good. It's called bias. Yes, they are fine instruments, no doubt, about the best there is, no doubt. But can you detect a Stradivarius without knowing it is one? And telling it apart from a Guarnerius or Amati? Or even a good quality modern instrument?

      I know a Cellist (who plays modern chamber music) and we had a discussion about this very subject. He said that you basically have to own one of those instruments and claim to play it because you sound like an asshole in your bio if you don't claim to play something at minimum older than you are. He prefers his more modern Cello, I forget WTF it is because I'm no musician.

      This is true in almost every field, though; the best is not what is commonly perceived as being the best, it's actually something else. I don't know if that's true of a Stradivarius, but I've seen it in R/C cars, in computers of course, in full-scale cars now that I think of it... oh shit, I'm getting dangerously near a car analogy. I guess it's time to end this comment.

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    45. Re:This has been known for years by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Wine is worth what people will pay for it. I live in Lake county, with Mendocino to the west and Napa to the south. The road I live on makes kind of a loop from the freeway and there's multiple vineyards in both directions from me. This route is less than 20 miles long (everything is far from everything in this county because of the lake it's named after and the surrounding mountains.) At our Grocery Outlet store you can find various wines priced from about $3 to a maximum of about $10. The owner of the store supposedly owns some warehouse of wine and is busy getting rid of it. These bottles of wine retail for about $10 up to about $35 in this area, which puts them from about $20 up to about $100 on the east coast. A number of them have been award winners. The 2002s have been particularly good - or so I understand. Personally I'm not into wine. But my lady used to work in a four star and knows the difference between good and bad wine - I'm a microbrew beer-drinking type, myself. When you tell people where the wine came from and how much it cost, they tend to get over their snobbiness, and go buy cases of wine at the discount grocer. Hilarity. We have a really unusual Grocery Outlet, though. (Did I just tell everyone about that on the internet? There goes the neighborhood...)

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  4. Maunder Minimum... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't this been known for years? The trees these violins were made from grew during the Maunder Minimum (or Little Ice Age) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maunder_minimum resulting in denser wood.

    1. Re:Maunder Minimum... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      The wood's desnity isn't what they say made them sound good, it was the evenness of the density. In other words, if part of the soundboard is denser than a few inches away, your harmonics will suck more than if the density were even, even if the uneven soundboard is denser.

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  5. In past it was chemical treatments and soaked wood by blahbooboo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, perhaps this is the final verdict? However, in the past the claim was the wood was from logs that were at the bottom of a swamp or something. Also, it was thought to be the chemical treatment. I suspect this is just the latest theory.

    http://news.softpedia.com/news/Stradivarius-Violins-Mystery-Solved-41462.shtml

  6. Create some new ones ? by Daas · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that after the study, they'll be able to tell violin makers how to "reproduce" a Stradivarius ?

    If yes, does this also means that the value of the originals would be going down, or would it still be considered a highly valuable collectible item ?

    1. Re:Create some new ones ? by jessica_alba · · Score: 1

      wooden instruments sound better the more you play them, something to do with the wood settling. so to answer your question, the originals we always be better.

    2. Re:Create some new ones ? by Daimanta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Highly unlikely. Are old paitings worthless because we have high definition movies now? No, because they are considered works of art. This is the same for the Stradivarius.

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    3. Re:Create some new ones ? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Some wooden instrument is a work of art? I see post-modernism existed long before anyone invented cans of soup, let alone made a painting of one.

    4. Re:Create some new ones ? by The+Gaytriot · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm sure the original Strad's will retain value. If nothing else because they are held with such respect among musicians and because they are rare.

      However, along the same lines of wood settling, it is believed by some that brass instruments go through a similar process. Not only do great musicians play on good instruments, but their playing it well makes the instrument even better. Something having to do with the "good vibrations" changing the metal slightly.

      In fact, some top end brass instrument makers give you the option of having your horn work hardened by hand with a hammer to achieve a similar effect.

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    5. Re:Create some new ones ? by e4g4 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Indeed - and like a great wine, a great violin improves with age. As closely as we might be able to mimic the construction of a Strad as it was 300 years ago, that 300 years is hard to fake.

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    6. Re:Create some new ones ? by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      how do you know that the 300 years have improved the sound? a new stradivarius might sound better.

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    7. Re:Create some new ones ? by metlin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not necessarily.

      I know this is anecdotal, but I've a violin that's my grandmother's, which was her mother's (I think). It's very old, and German, and is a pleasure to play.

      I also have several new violins that have been modeled after the really good old ones (including one that's modeled after a Bolshoi instrument). Now, the new ones sound fabulous, no doubt, but the old ones still have an ineffable quality to them that makes the music stand out.

      For the longest time I thought this was psychological, but I've played both kinds of violins to friends and family with no music knowledge, and almost always, people say that the older violin just sounds richer. Even more interesting is the fact that the strings (both violin and bowstrings) are all quite new, so it most certainly is the body.

      Secondly, it is also the collector's value - you have some excellent replicas of some of the world's most famous paintings, perhaps in better quality and in better resolution. However, that hardly diminishes the value of the original.

      Do I enjoy playing my new violins? Hell yeah. In fact, I've some with fixed microphones inside which makes it easier for me to make recordings and the like (this is a problem because appropriate placing of mics inside a violin is hard, without affecting the harmonics, and there are some violins that take this into consideration).

      And while some of my new violins can certainly take a beating, while I'm scared shitless of doing anything to my grandmother's violin. That does not mean that it diminishes the value of the old one - if anything, it makes it a delicate, valuable item.

    8. Re:Create some new ones ? by owlnation · · Score: 1

      wooden instruments sound better the more you play them, something to do with the wood settling.

      Is that actually true though? And indeed how would you even measure it? I've heard this many times, and it sort of sounds true -- but is there actually any evidence for it?

    9. Re:Create some new ones ? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      old paintings worthless because we have high definition movies now

      Not worthless, but worth less. Because now they're only works of art. They used to be one of the main forms of entertainment that people had.

      HD movies competes with them in that way.

      Obviously, if people could reproduce the sound of strats, then they would move from "amazing sounding instruments with sound that can't be reproduced AND amazing piece of art" to just "amazing piece of art" ...which isn't as valuable.

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    10. Re:Create some new ones ? by mmkkbb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not only a work of art, but a historical artifact, just like Civil War-era keyed bugles, serpents, sackbuts, etc.

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    11. Re:Create some new ones ? by e4g4 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It might - we'll have to wait until we can replicate a "new" Stradivarius and compare it to the old ones (of which there are still quite a few kicking around). However, as a string player I can tell you that generally, as an instrument ages (and if it is well taken care of), its sound improves. Seeing as every single (acoustic) violin out there is modeled after the Stradivarius - I don't think it's unreasonable to expect that the same would be true for the genuine article.

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    12. Re:Create some new ones ? by hansraj · · Score: 1

      For the longest time I thought this was psychological, but I've played both kinds of violins to friends and family with no music knowledge, and almost always, people say that the older violin just sounds richer.

      Perhaps you should try a double-blind experiment? I am not saying that claim is wrong, just that a single-blind experiment like yours still leaves room for psychological bias. Maybe *you* played it better when you knew you were playing a "better" instrument? :-)

    13. Re:Create some new ones ? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Is that actually true though? And indeed how would you even measure it? I've heard this many times, and it sort of sounds true -- but is there actually any evidence for it?

      Yes, it is true, but I guess it is almost impossible to quantify by rigorous scientific method.

      I still have a cranky 1746 Stainer copy that is a beautiful player by any standard, but if I ever lend it to anybody else it comes back playing like a Chinese orange-box. And I'm damned if I know how to measure the difference...

    14. Re:Create some new ones ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Age does have something to do with it. With acoustic guitars, the more and longer they have been played, the better they sound.

    15. Re:Create some new ones ? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I would say they are worth MORE, since they now can be considered "high" art, and not just entertainment. For some reason art is tied into lack of utility, the more "pure art" something is, the more value it has.

      Have you seen many paintings depreciating in value lately because of advances in photography and hi-def crap? Probably not. Notice the price differences between a painting made recently, versus the same painting 50 years later. But then again, I haven't noticed the amount of artists decreasing either. Galleries are still a valid form of entertainment as well (I spend a fair amount of time in them, better them than movies). Has a Model T dropped in price because of modern pickups?

      If someone reproduced a modern Stradivarius, I doubt we would see much a change in the price of the originals, if anything it might jump a bit. They are historical artifacts covered in mystique, no mere copy (no matter how perfect) can take that away.

      Not all value is from utility.

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    16. Re:Create some new ones ? by Eiron · · Score: 1

      I've read several articles saying that the best quality modern violins are as good or better than Strads anyway, but I can't don't remember where. I'll keep looking. In the mean time, this article from a few years ago has a different theory on the cause of the sound, and also makes the claim that in blind tests people often can't tell the difference (look about 2/3 down)

      http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/061129_violin_treatment.html

      My personal opinion is that Stradivarius was just an exceptionally good artisan who worked with the best materials he could find, and made an excellent product. Modern manufacturers can do as well, or better.

      My first violin instructor was definitely all about the magic of Stradivarius, and a much better player than I am now, so who am I to say.

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    17. Re:Create some new ones ? by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Many believe that modern makers can already surpass the great old instruments and that the study was flawed because it presumed that hadn't been achieved for a reason. The best new instruments have no bearing on the prices paid on the old ones.

    18. Re:Create some new ones ? by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      This is assumed but there's no evidence to support it. In fact, some of today's great makers don't believe it is true. It is not assumed, for example, for guitars.

  7. New news? by demonbug · · Score: 4, Informative

    They aren't saying for sure that this is what gives the Stradivarius's their unique sound but it's the first scientific explanation I've heard for it that seems to have merit.

    This idea (and papers supporting it) have been around for years... a quick Google Scholar search turns up papers going back to at least 2003. The only new part was the use of CT imagery, as far as I can tell.

  8. Little Ice Age by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I remember watching something on History or Discovery a couple of years ago where they postulated that the higher density of the wood used for Stradivarius violins was attributable to the Little Ice Age. It was quite an interesting program all around.

    1. Re:Little Ice Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I think I watched Little Ice Age 2, it was not as funny... oh!... I get me coat...

  9. Why Rob's Chords ROCK by warrior · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately science has yet to explain how how all three chords I know ROCK on my SG.
     
    Actually, Rob, they have explained it. Please see the explanation on Wikipedia for the power chord. Note that they reference Townshend as a popular example of the power chord ;) Next up, you should extend your skills and bend those fingers to play the Hendrix Chord.

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    1. Re:Why Rob's Chords ROCK by value_added · · Score: 1

      Actually, Rob, they have explained it. Please see the explanation on Wikipedia for the power chord.

      I think he was referring to the characteristic sound of the SG.

  10. Alternative idea: varnish by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The varnish on a Stradivarius is what biochemist Joseph Nagyvary thinks is relevant. Cheaper varnishes may be too rubbery and as a result damp high frequencies. He's built some violins based on his ideas, though apparently a good musician can still tell the difference between one of his and a Stradivarius.

    One problem with the wood density idea is that not all Stradivarius violins have the sound for which they're famous.

    1. Re:Alternative idea: varnish by querist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I believe that your statement "... not all Stradivarius violins have the sound..." may support the wood hypothesis, not refute it.

      The ideal test (if possible) would be to obtain several Stradivarius violins, have them categorised by top-notch professionals as "have" or "not have" with regard to "the sound", and then compare them.

      A reasonable (though maybe not accurate) "assumption" would be that the varnish is identical on all of the sample violins. That way, the only variable to be examined would be the structure of the wood. That would, in short order, either refute or support the "wood" hypothesis.

    2. Re:Alternative idea: varnish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A side by side comparison would still not prove or disprove anything. Because all of the instruments were hand made, none of them were made exactly the same. Even for a same design, there are subtle variation that may affect how it sounds.

      I think the only reason that instruments made by old masters are better is simply that they were made by the old masters. These people, through talent and/or experience, instinctively knows which piece of wood will result in better sound, and the little bit of variations needed to compensate for wood's inherent imperfections. Plus, even for the masters not all of what they made are master pieces. We all know the good ones, but who knows how many just ordinary pieces were turned out for each of the great piece.

      So to reproduce a stratovarius, we will need someone with the same talent, dedicate to the craft for as long as the old master did, use top quality material, and even then, plenty of trial and error.

    3. Re:Alternative idea: varnish by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Why not test both?

      After all, a little varnish can be had from parts of the violin that don't affect sound. Granted, it would scratch the thing, but it's a very small scratch.

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    4. Re:Alternative idea: varnish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose it would be an unthinkable sacrilege to strip the varnish off of a good Stradivarius, and apply some cheap gunk?

      g-d forbid we actually apply experimentation to this problem - clearly it's intended to be a niche topic for popular science to bicker over for the next several decades.

    5. Re:Alternative idea: varnish by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      Couldn't they just take away the body of the violin so it is just strings, record that using a very fast sample rate, then simulate different factors like varnish, density, shape, etc. ... then they would know what makes the stradivarius special.

    6. Re:Alternative idea: varnish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... not all Stradivarius violins have the sound for which they're famous."

      The instruments are literally being played out. It is important enough that someone actaully wrote a book on the state of the instruments.

    7. Re:Alternative idea: varnish by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1


      ... and you're volunteering to have your violin scratched?

    8. Re:Alternative idea: varnish by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Nagyvary is a con artist. Any variation in his instruments is due to the quality of the maker as he is not a maker himself. He has renewed the spin of his ideas for decades, gotten nowhere, and is considered a charlatan in the community.

    9. Re:Alternative idea: varnish by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      That would imply that such a test were feasible. These remaining instruments have centuries of use and maintenance so it is unknown just how much they differ from when they were new. Conducting such a test is hugely subjective and studying the "structure of the wood" is easier said than done.

      A whole lot of bright minds have studied these issues for a whole lot of time. They've probably considered that, even attempted it, yet no such conclusion has been made to date.

    10. Re:Alternative idea: varnish by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      You think any owner of a multi-million dollar strad would allow samples to be taken from it? Think again.

  11. density seems to be the issue by fermion · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Every once in while I hear that someone has tried to restore an instrument such as this. In some cases, they try to sand down the instrument so it is perfectly flat, and destroy it. It seems that the violin makers tried to not only get very good wood with proper and uniform density, but also made a fairly good attempt to compensate for non uniform density by varying the thickness.

    This is a problem with woodwork. It is difficult to get dense wood. Only 20 years ago it was easy to get good dense wood that could be built and oiled so it would last a very long time. Now all I see is light junk wood.

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  12. What else? by qoncept · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know how long they were trying to determine the differences without considering wood density. Other than the shape and size, what other differences could there be?

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    1. Re:What else? by phizix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd like to know how long they were trying to determine the differences without considering wood density. Other than the shape and size, what other differences could there be?

      Craftmanship.

    2. Re:What else? by Gizzmonic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd like to know how long they were trying to determine the differences without considering wood density. Other than the shape and size, what other differences could there be?

      Uh...the motion of the ocean, baby.

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  13. It must be the first of the month... by dbc · · Score: 1

    ... somebody has discovered "the secret of Stradavari" yet again.

  14. I saw it on TV by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There was something on the History Channel a while back about the "Little Ice Age". The Stradivarius violins were showcased because they were made during that time period. Their explanation for the density and tonal properties of the wood was due to the colder climate, the trees grew slowly so the grain was much finer than the trees of today.

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  15. Re:In past it was chemical treatments and soaked w by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I heard something similar from a violin maker in Indiana. He said the wood was treated by submerging it in the acidic bogs around Cremona. Supposedly this efficiently removed the pectin leaving only the cellulose.

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  16. consistency by alxkit · · Score: 0

    what wood is the world's smallest violin made out of?

    1. Re:consistency by killproc · · Score: 1


      I believe that would be the "Campnosperma brevipetiolata" from Micronesia...

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  17. More than one theory perhaps? by dorzak · · Score: 1

    There have been other studies to try and explain it.

    I recall there being one a while back about the wood having been treated by soaking in wine.

    Then another about varnish.

    Now this about the density of the wood.

    What if it is a mix of all the factors?

  18. The physics of violins by swm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There was a TV show some years back about a physicist who tried to figure out what makes violins sound good. He found a few interesting things.

    High-frequency response depends on the shape of the bridge. All those curly-cues cut into it control the transfer function from the strings to the body.

    Mid-range response depends on the shape of the f-holes in the body. In this range, the bridge is rigid. The strings push on the bridge, and the bridge rocks the portion of the top plate between the f-holes back and fourth so that it radiates sound.

    Bass goes from the strings, through the bridge, down through the sound post to the back panel, and is radiated by the back panel. Stradivarius shaped the back panel of his violins asymmetrically, so that the center of percussion was right where the sound post pushes on the back panel. IIRC, getting the center of percussion under the sound post was a distinguishing characteristic of Stradivarius violins.

    1. Re:The physics of violins by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      It was a PBS NOVA episode:

      The Great Violin Mystery
      A great secret lies locked inside the master violins created by Italian craftsmen like Antonio Stradivari in the 17th and 18th centuries. Now, a Wisconsin physicist, working alone in his cellar, may have solved the violin mystery.
      Original broadcast date: 10/11/81

      The physicist is William Frederick "Jack" Fry, a professor emeritus of physics at the University of Wisconsin in Madison, where he established the Experimental High-Energy Physics Program in 1952. Fry was also instrumental in establishing the high-energy physics programs at Padova and Milan universities in Italy.

      Fry's work on violin acoustics began in 1985. He has applied principles of acoustics and physics to the complex problems of string instrument construction. His work has been featured on PBS Nova ("The Great Violin Mystery") and he has presented 250 public lectures on his violin research, often in collaboration with violinist Rose Mary Harbison.

      See also "The Physics of Violins," The Scientific American, 207 (November 1982) pages 76-94.

      As a side note, it is unfortunate that even scientists who study violins have their anti-science counterparts.

    2. Re:The physics of violins by zen-theorist · · Score: 1

      There was a TV show some years back about a physicist who tried to figure out what makes violins sound good. He found a few interesting things.

      [[citation needed]]

      i dont intent to be trolling, just funny..

  19. A Dutch doctor and a violin maker from Arkansas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Dutch doctor and a violin maker from Arkansas...

    Did anybody else hear the theme from Deliverance while reading that?

    Anyway, you can make your own jokes with the captioned line, but shouldn't that be "fiddle maker from Arkansas? or "sqeaky-squawky box maker from Arkansas?

  20. Sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they sound better because the instruments are not played by schmucks, and they are worried about wreaking a $1m+ Stradivarius.

  21. An old adage proved by benwiggy · · Score: 1, Troll

    So, the old tradesman's excuse is true:
    It appears you really can't get the wood these days!

  22. And yet by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    those instruments were KNOWN to sound better when first created. I would suspect that value may go down a bit, but will stay high due to name. OTH, I would be very surprised if new instruments are not made of very finely selected wood. In fact, I would guess that new trees would be planted for just this.

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  23. This is about the FOURTH plausible explanation... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    ... that I have read about.

    The first was the precise age of the wood. The second was a kind of mold that grows "exclusively" in the wood of Stradivariuses. Etc.

    This one sounds no more plausible than the others.

  24. Re:A Dutch doctor and a violin maker from Arkansas by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Walked into a bar in Nantucket.....

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  25. Re:In past it was chemical treatments and soaked w by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    The story I heard long ago rejected the old story of him tapping on trees. Instead he bought his wood from local suppliers. To easily move and manage their inventory, the suppliers kept the logs floating in water (canals or lagoons, I forget). This surreptitiously altered the wood.

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  26. Rob's SG by Compulawyer · · Score: 1
    Every time I see a Gibson SG mentioned I can't help but think of Angus Young from AC/DC. That, in turn caused me to picture Rob on stage with an SG, shirtless, and in short pants.

    BRRRRRRRR! It is going to take a while to recover from THAT one!

    I, for one, prefer my Les Paul ...

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    1. Re:Rob's SG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also there is science behind the chord progression itself. This site has a lot of information about it:

      http://www.harmony.org.uk/

    2. Re:Rob's SG by flowsnake · · Score: 1
      No, this is wrong. The SG is not a "neck-through" design; the neck is glued to the body at the heel.

      Maybe you were thinking of a Gibson Firebird?

  27. The Stradivarius Myth by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, there's some big mystery about Strads that makes them sound better than other violins? Or do people just think they sound better, because a single Strad goes for millions of dollars? Jon Rose adheres to the second theory:

    As any honest violin dealer will tell you (and there are a few) the sound of a violin can be priced in a range from $50 (bad, but playable), to $10,000 (good-sounding) to $20,000 (extremely good tone and projection) to $100,000 (simply over-priced). The rest is snotty-nosed hubris. As has been proven on a number of occasions, most notably by the BBC in 1975, a well-made, top modern violin can sound just as good if not better than the prized golden age models. In a recording studio, behind a screen, the violins of Isaac Stern, Pinchas Zukerman and Charles Beare were played back to them. The instruments were a Strad, a Guarneri del Gesu, a Vuillaume, and a Ronald Praill (a modern instrument less than a year old). None of the esteemed violin experts really had a clue which violin was which. Furthermore, two of them couldn't even tell which was their own instrument. They were left mumbling platitudes about the personal relationship between fiddle and player — bloody obvious if you spend most years of your life playing the violin.

    His full rant here.

    1. Re:The Stradivarius Myth by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Well, of course! You need silver strings and a bow made from unicorn hair.

    2. Re:The Stradivarius Myth by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      In a recording studio, behind a screen, the violins of Isaac Stern, Pinchas Zukerman and Charles Beare were played back to them.

      The test was worthless. Have you ever heard a digitel recording that you would confuse with a live performance?

      Neither has anyone else.

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    3. Re:The Stradivarius Myth by fm6 · · Score: 1

      And they put the CD player behind a screen for what reason? I think you're misreading the sentence.

    4. Re:The Stradivarius Myth by m50d · · Score: 1

      Uh, you find a double-blind test that shows that, then.

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    5. Re:The Stradivarius Myth by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      An instrument sounds very different to you when you are playing it than when someone else plays it for you. That is well known and it comes as no surprise. Anyone who finds this a revelation knows nothing of the subject.

      There are plenty of examples where the finest instruments being built today compare favorably to the old greats. That doesn't suggest, however, that premier artists are simply fools or that their opinions should be disregarded. Blind testing of these instruments is extremely difficult.

  28. Most Plausible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most plausible:

    Stradivarius violins don't sound any better than a good quality modern violin, and nobody is able to tell the difference in an ABX test.

    1. Re:Most Plausible? by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Only to the ignorant.

  29. Then there was the violinist.... by wbtittle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who alternately and randomly played a strad and a fake strad for an audience and for experts. Turned out that the well made violin was dubbed a strad equally often as the strad even by experts.

    What really makes a strad sound good is the musician playing it.

    How many entry level violin players play a strad?

    There is no magic, there is just LOTS of practice.

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    1. Re:Then there was the violinist.... by rivaldufus · · Score: 1

      I know people who own strads... for the violinist, it's mainly about control. A friend of mine said it was nearly impossible to produce a bad sounding pitch on a strad.

      Cheaper violins often show their weaknesses on more difficult music. A friend of mine cannot play certain orchestral excerpts on her violin, but can easily play them on other instruments. Her instrument is not as responsive as the other instruments, though it has a decent tone and works well for most things.

    2. Re:Then there was the violinist.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it depends on the strad only very few of them are of any note, most are pretty much worthless. Even among those of value some are rated far better than others. The very best do sound better than any other however, I have a cd with many famous violins playing the same passage on and the strad is clearly louder and has a greater harmonic content.

  30. Overlooked explanation by Monkey_Genius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why is it that people seem to seek the most complex answer for these type of things? It's the wood. It's the varnish. It's the 'Little Ice Age'. Why not Stradivarius was the best violin craftsmen? Ever. Like other artists before him, he had a unique understanding of how to make this particular instrument and polished his abilities to perfection, the results of which the musicians and listeners still enjoy hundreds of years later.

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    1. Re:Overlooked explanation by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why not Stradivarius was the best violin craftsmen? Ever.
      Because there were several other people living in the same town at the same time who made comparable violins.

    2. Re:Overlooked explanation by E.T.123 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. Anyone ever thought that maybe our buddy Stradivarius may have gone outside one day and went "that's a cool tree, i think ill make a violin out of it"? I doubt that he knew that the tree he used was going to be scientifically evaluated by scientist hundreds of years later and that it was a good density. Maybe he was just good at making violins? Or for all you people into cover-ups and aliens here is a thought. Maybe because he was of some otherworldly origin he could tell which trees would sound the best using some type of super alien sense. Its true i swear. I have proof in my garage.

    3. Re:Overlooked explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have proof in my garage.

      Wow! You have a garage?

    4. Re:Overlooked explanation by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Why not Stradivarius was the best violin craftsmen?

      Because Antonio Stradivari (Stradivarius is the latinized form of his name, and usually refers only to the violins he made) lived 350 years ago. Thousands have violin makers have lived since then, and it were just a matter of skill, one or more of them should have produced a violin of equal quality.

      Some experts believe that modern violin makers actually have done just that.

    5. Re:Overlooked explanation by E.T.123 · · Score: 1

      Its more like a glorified shed than a garage. But you cant say "I have proof in my glorified shed" Thats sounds worse than me saying that I have proof.

    6. Re:Overlooked explanation by ookabooka · · Score: 1

      Why not Stradivarius was the best violin craftsmen? Ever.
      Because there were several other people living in the same town at the same time who made comparable violins.

      They were probably drinking buddies and shared trade secrets after having a few too many.

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    7. Re:Overlooked explanation by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      Among modern makers that is a popular answer. Other makers are respected as well. A great deal of effort is spent trying to understand the techniques that were actually used and whole schools exist to teach those ideas.

      These seemingly complex ideas are more likely minority opinions. After reading about this study on violin making forums, it appears many makers are getting a good laugh out of it.

  31. Rob's SG by BobandMax · · Score: 1

    The SG's design carries the neck through to the tail, effectively making the instrument one piece with two attached side pieces. This differs from standard Gibson practice, attaching the neck at the heel, as in my ES-335.

    Most players feel that this audibly contributes to sustain, enhancing the harmonic effect of Rob's power chords (all three).

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  32. Country Statics?! by rhartness · · Score: 1

    Where's Sealand?

  33. Re:This is about the FOURTH plausible explanation. by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    "This one sounds no more plausible than the others."

    So you're saying you don't think the density of wood influences sound? Or is the implausibility that it is the density itself that is responsible?

    If it's the first, then no. There's nothing implausible about claiming the primary material influences the final characteristics. If it's the second, I think that's more reasonable, as it's akin to saying it's the pigments that made Picasso's art what it was, or it's the marble that made Donatello's sculpture what it was.

    An artist takes pieces and assembles them into a whole, which is art. Claiming that it is the pieces that are the determining factor misses the point.

  34. Wood Density, Harmonics and the Little Ice Age by thesandbender · · Score: 1

    This actually kind of old news. These violins were made with wood from trees that went through the Little Ice Age. Cold weather hinders growth in trees and the resulting wood has densities different than what can be found anywhere in the world now. Even if you found a tree that old, like a redwood, it would have rings/growth from after this time period and the harmonics would be different. That's what makes these violins so special... they're literally irreplaceable.

  35. I don't know if science can "explain how how"... by mechanyx · · Score: 1

    ...but it can explain how. Shameless self promotion: look for my book Referential Structuralism when it comes out 8 years from now.

  36. Arkansas? by Riktov · · Score: 1

    Come on, everybody knows there are no violins or violinists in Arkansas.

    There are only fiddles and fiddlers.

  37. Re:A Dutch doctor and a violin maker from Arkansas by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anybody else hear the theme from Deliverance while reading that?

    Q: What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

    A: People actually like fiddle music!

    There was a world class concert violinist (don't remember his name, it has been several years ago) who said he tried to learn to play the fiddle. "Turkey in the Straw is Mozart played real fast with extra notes!" he siad.

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  38. they did a test, experts thinks his sounds better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a story posted on slashdot about
    that guy conducting a concert for a bunch of violin experts,
    and they consistently picked his violin as the better sounding

  39. Another explanation by Ted+Freeman · · Score: 0

    Consider this. The most valuable and sought after violins in the world are made by Giuseppe Guarneri del GesÃ. He was the grandson of Andrea Guarneri who was appreticed with Stradivari under Nicolo Amati, who designed the modern violin in Cremona. There was set of skills and techniques passed on through the Amati family to Stradivari and the Guarneri family, they just made the best.

  40. I don't need science... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately science has yet to explain how how all three chords I know ROCK on my SG.

    It's called overdriving the tubes...everything rocks with a little analog chaos grit. ;)

  41. very obligatory by lubricated · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:very obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Schadenfreude Interactive's earlier Accordian Hero.

  42. Yet another theory here... by blueforce · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just because they're so expensive that only virtuosos can afford them / are allowed to play them?

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  43. Define the terms.. by mtconnol · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I agree with some previous posters that the question isn't "What made Stradivarius instruments so great" as much as "how are we defining 'great' in this context?"

    I have played fiddle for 10 years, mostly bluegrass and Irish music. I've also spent time in an orchestra as a clarinet player, as well as a smattering of other instruments. The world of bowed strings and the prices associated with Strad-grade instruments has always astonished me. I can't name another type of musical instrument people are willing to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for, and I think there are a couple of factors behind it:

    1. Most classical violinists play in the company of others, i.e. in an orchestra, where 'one-upmanship' can play a big role. If your instrument isn't as expensive as your stand partner's, you might fear the perception that you value your craft less highly! In fact, I'm told some orchestras won't audition players unless their instrument cost a certain (quite high) dollar amount.

    2. I can say as a violin player that the instruments are basically impossible to perform systematic A/B tests with. For example, I can't A/B two different brands of string on my instrument, because changing the strings takes at least 5-10 minutes, by which point my short-term aural memory is already gone. Furthermore, it's next to impossible to change strings without shifting bridge and tailpiece position, both of which affect tone as well. Need some more nails in the coffin? Rosin buildup on the strings and string age also affect the tone _more_ than different brands of strings do. It's a different picture than, for example, factory built electric guitars, where you could set up two identically built solidbody guitars with your A and B stringsets, and (at least within a first order) you could claim equivalence between your two string-testing platforms.

    In the absence of the ability to perform systematic tests, it seems like string players go for a lot of "magic" - $90 sets of strings, rosin with gold flecks in it for "warmer, richer tone" - and a lot of other bullshit, including price-performance equivalence. Like Lotus owners, violinists are usually limited far more by their technique than their instrument (once you get into the 10-20K range), and yet there is still a push to buy the 100K instrument!

    As for the Strad instruments: scientific inquiry into things like wood density, varnish, etc, seems pretty disingenuous if no one can reliably detect the qualities the instruments are supposed to have. If, as the earlier posters mention, Strads can't be reliably detected in double-blind conditions, it seems obvious that any investigation into their unique properties would be chasing one's own tail. Even if there is an amazing, one of a kind Little Ice Age, shipwreck-sunk virgin blood Stradivarius, none of those attributes are relevant if they don't impact the sound. And if "what makes Strads so great" isn't about the sound, then WTF is the point of the investigation? Dense wood really isn't great for its own sake.

    Whew. rant over.

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    1. Re:Define the terms.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > I can't name another type of musical instrument people are willing to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for, ...

      Organs, and a few pianos get up there.

    2. Re:Define the terms.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Lotus owners, violinists are usually limited far more by their technique than their instrument

      *spit take* LOL, you got me there.

      I'm only fast compared to Porsche drivers.

    3. Re:Define the terms.. by threecolorable · · Score: 1

      Once you get into higher price ranges, getting more expensive instruments doesn't create such a difference.

      Sure, my friend's $5000 violin sounds a hell of a lot better than my $1200 one, and I've seen $300 violins that were entirely unplayable. $15 rosin makes a huge difference compared to $2 rosin. Different brands of strings can certainly sound different, and the super-cheap ones are going to sound a lot shittier than higher-end strings. And wood bows are virtually always better than the cheaper fiberglass ones. But there are limits.

      When it comes to lower-end violins and accessories, the ultra-cheap invariably blow and the more expensive ones are very noticeably better. But once you get into the higher priced, good instruments, spending tons of money isn't going to get you a proportional (or, for that matter, noticeable) improvement in quality.

    4. Re:Define the terms.. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that so many people here are commenting about "dense wood". Dense wood isn't the issue, it is uniformity of density. Violin tops are made of spruce specifically chosen because of its lack of density. Violin makers are looking for stiff and light, not dense. Since the character of an instrument is largely considered a function of its top, "dense wood" is the opposite of what is important. If they wanted that they wouldn't use spruce.

  44. Another theory I heard was.... by infodude · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That it was the volcanic dust they used to finish rubbing the wood before varnishing, which stayed in the wood to leave a very hard layer under the varnish - it floated my boat.

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  45. People have tried things like this by grizdog · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Over the years, instrument makers have spent considerable time trying to "recreate" the wood that Stradivarius used, to the point of immersing the wood in water with the same mineral composition that the river water had that the logs travelled which probably made their way to Cremona back then. And of course finding wooden items from the same period, and cannibalizing them for their wood to try to make a violin. Obviously, nothing has worked.

    I'm a woodworker and some of my friends have tried to make violins. They all looked good and sounded terrible. It's definitely a tough business.

  46. Those 2003 people were smrt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who'd have thought that, way back in 2003, people whould have been smart enough to theorise that the sound of a wooden instrument might be affected by the quality of the wood?

    I tell you, those ancients had astounding intellects.

  47. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there was article with the same ideas like two years ago

  48. I wonder how long it will take nanotech to win? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously we aren't there yet, not even close; but in principle the future(possibly even a future some of us will live to see) will hold nanolevel assembly techniques that will allow us to construct objects out of pretty much any material or mixture of materials that plays well with existence. I find it extraordinarily unlikely that the best possible violin is made of some sort of naturally occurring wood, finished with simple hand tools and crude chemistry. How long, though, will we resist such a conclusion?

    The same could be asked of wine. In principle, a team of analytical chemists with the right equipment and no reverence for the past could characterize(and possibly, at some future time, economically duplicate) whatever vintage has the experts drooling this week.

    1. Re:I wonder how long it will take nanotech to win? by E.T.123 · · Score: 1

      I do agree that nanotechnology is advancing rapidly and there is a good chance we will see it in our life time, I disagree with the statement about natural occurance. A great majority of the things we use every day are based on things found in nature. In fact, the whole basis of nanotechnology is on natural occuring molucules. Whether you belive in creation or evolution I think that it is wise not to start dogin on nature too much. Sure, science has made great advancements but at the same time they are baffiled by what nature does everyday. They have been trying for years to make artificial substances that are as proportionaly as strong as spider silk. They still can't do it. Or, look at the pyramids or the aztecs temples. All that stone was natural occuring and those buildings are still standing to this day. I'm not saying your wrong. What Im sayin is that I dont think we should be to quick to underestimate nature.

    2. Re:I wonder how long it will take nanotech to win? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      You make a valid point, with which I mostly agree. Nature, particularly living organisms, has a serious lead on us in terms of material fabrication. Pretty much any organism is made of materials that exhibit high levels of complexity down to a very small scale, generally evolved so that that complexity turns out to give the material all sorts of useful properties. Our current attempts at this are either very expensive(microchip features), relatively crude(fiberglass/epoxy composites), or quite limited(changing rates of heating and cooling to achieve particular crystallization patterns in metals).

      On the other hand, living organisms draw from a severely restricted palette of elements. Hydrogen, Oxygen, Carbon, Nitrogen, and Calcium, along with a bunch of others in trace amounts, are pretty much what they have to work with. If an element requires high temperatures to do useful things with, or is incompatible with common chemical reactions of life, living organisms pretty much have to leave it alone. Technology suffers no such restrictions. We can do all kinds of fun things with high temperature metallurgy and ceramics, various horrid toxins, and so forth. It also seems to be the case that exploitation of things like magnetism, semiconductors, and RF effects are markedly less common in organisms than in technology.

      This is why I suspect that, if we can achieve sufficient improvement in nanoscale assembly, we'll be able to improve on commonly available natural materials by combining nature's incredible detail of assembly with technology's ability to manipulate essentially any element with a half-life of reasonable length.

    3. Re:I wonder how long it will take nanotech to win? by acheron12 · · Score: 1

      Nanolevel assembly may not be necessary. There are already carbon fibre cellos being made which some people think sound as good as top of the range wooden cellos. As a bonus they are virtually indestructible, which means you can transport them long distance without wrapping them in armour first.

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  49. the density of good old wood has been known by swschrad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    for a long, long time now. every real violinmaker has a chunk of heavy old curly maple that was inherited from somewhere, in case they need it to repair a fine old instrument. they tap the wood to determine the density by the sound, like testing for the best watermelon in the bin.

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  50. They said this already based on weather by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    This was on discovery channel a couple years back. basically very slow growth from cold winters == denser wood.

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  51. Re: Nagyvary instruments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've played a Nagyvary viola, and I was considerably less than impressed. Although it had good volume, I think that was more attributable to its being a relatively large instrument, and it had a very unpleasant nasal, muted sound.

    The man has some fascinating ideas about using centuries-submerged swamp wood, applying varnish with bugs and other impurities in it, and playing loud music at the instrument so the body's resonance speeds the development of micro-cracks in the varnish to simulate centuries of being played.

    But at the end of the day, he's not (or at least wasn't at the time) producing instruments that sound that great.

  52. Not new by James+McP · · Score: 1

    There was a story several years ago about this. The region of Europe had experience a mini-ice age, aka a couple decades of unusually low temperatures, which caused reduced growth in the trees. Reduced growth means smaller rings. Smaller rings means finer grain and denser wood.

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  53. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a big history channel special that suggested that unusually infrequent sunspot cycles could have contributed to the density of the wood.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maunder_Minimum
    has more.

  54. Wood Density by reiley · · Score: 1

    HAhh hahhh "He said wood density"

  55. Magic........ by tinkerghost · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I admit I took violin & cello for 3 years - it was that or sing & nobody should be subjected to that.

    But can you detect a Stradivarius without knowing it is one?

    Yes, a trained professional can pick a Strad' out of a crowd of violins just by the tonal qualities. The resonances & harmonics have a distinctive gestalt.

    And telling it apart from a Guarnerius or Amati?Or even a good quality modern instrument?

    Dito.

    There is a good bit of knowing it is an expensive instrument in hearing a big difference.

    No, there is a difference that you can clearly see in the waveforms between a good instrument and a great instrument.

    A good player on a good day with a cheap violin can sound better than that same player on a bad day with a Stradivarius.

    God no. Ignoring the sense of pacing, emotion, and the hundreds of details a violinist can put into a piece, a cheap violin sounds just that - cheap. Even on a bad day, a mastercrafted violin has a sense of warmth & a clarity of tone that a cheap instrument can't match. It's like saying a trashcan lid is just as good as a Zildian cymbal.
    That being said, there is a diminishing return & once you get into those instruments that are made by the masters of their craft, then the differences become minute. The difference between an instrument hand crafted by a master of the art & any mass produced ones will be detectable.

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  57. My roommate has the BC Rich acrylic by filthpickle · · Score: 1

    or had it....he broke the headstock off being a a rockstar one night.

    It was heavy as hell and sounded like crapshitdoodypoop. Could have been the cheap electronics it had I suppose.

    Although I admit that I am an old man now and mainly play acoustic, but I don't think that the wood selection of an electric instrument makes as much of a difference as one might think.

    I'm not at all saying that you could make one out of plywood, just that I think the electronics have more to do with the tone than the wood does.

    I own a Les Paul 1960 reissue, and a complete pos Aria pro 2 that I learned to play on. I replaced the pickup in the Aria and now they both make a tone that I am happy with.

    1. Re:My roommate has the BC Rich acrylic by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      Well, it's B.C. Rich... Did you expect quality? lol. They cater to the "I just turned 15 and want something that looks badass for bottom dollar" crowd.

      I never owned one, only played one in a store. I have a Washburn electric and a Martin Shenandoah 12 string acoustic. Even with the refit of all the electronics in the Washburn with Carvin equipment, the thing still refuses to produce decent sound. I'm thinking it's the cheap basswood body. The Martin on the other hand, I wouldn't do anything to... EVER!

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    2. Re:My roommate has the BC Rich acrylic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American-made through-body neck guitars and basses made by B.C. Rich are definitely not crappy guitars, nor are they cheap

    3. Re:My roommate has the BC Rich acrylic by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      True. Of course with guitars (and pretty much anything else where quality is expected) you get what you pay for. Unlike companies like PRS, Gibson and Martin, B.C. Rich does most of their business at the low-end. I played a neck-through Bich once and it was amazing. I would compare the sound quality to any Carvin neck-through.

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  58. "The Subjectivity of Wine" by jamrock · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's all subjective, and opinions are colored by a variety of factors. Here's a great story from the science blog The Frontal Cortex:

    In 2001, Frederic Brochet, of the University of Bordeaux, conducted two separate and very mischievous experiments. In the first test, Brochet invited 57 wine experts and asked them to give their impressions of what looked like two glasses of red and white wine. The wines were actually the same white wine, one of which had been tinted red with food coloring. But that didn't stop the experts from describing the "red" wine in language typically used to describe red wines. One expert praised its "jamminess," while another enjoyed its "crushed red fruit." Not a single one noticed it was actually a white wine.

    The second test Brochet conducted was even more damning. He took a middling Bordeaux and served it in two different bottles. One bottle was a fancy grand-cru. The other bottle was an ordinary vin du table. Despite the fact that they were actually being served the exact same wine, the experts gave the differently labeled bottles nearly opposite ratings. The grand cru was "agreeable, woody, complex, balanced and rounded," while the vin du table was "weak, short, light, flat and faulty". Forty experts said the wine with the fancy label was worth drinking, while only 12 said the cheap wine was.

    Read the complete article here.

    1. Re:"The Subjectivity of Wine" by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly why professional wine tasters use double-blind methods.

    2. Re:"The Subjectivity of Wine" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think about it, that study in no way contradicts the fact that more expensive wines taste better than cheap ones.

    3. Re:"The Subjectivity of Wine" by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Any wine aficionado worth its salt has participated in blind taste comparisons. There is a general correlation between quality and price. As a group the expensive wines will get higher scores than the cheaper wines, individually some really high fliers sometimes do very poorly, some lesser known juice gets really high scores. This is usually taken as a call to back up the truck and load up on the cheaper higher-scoring wine thus creating a shortage so price unbalances tend to correct themselves over time.

    4. Re:"The Subjectivity of Wine" by Omestes · · Score: 1

      But, if you didn't show the bottle, or price, or any other identifiable information, you'd have a valid test. If I showed you a HDTV with a tag saying $1,000, and one saying $100, I'm guessing you would prefer the $1,000, most people would, even if identical. If I put a 10 year old, $100 cab into a bottle of Two Buck Chuck, and the Chuck into a fancy bottle, then most people would prefer the crappy wine in the good bottle.

      If, though, I hid the bottle, and presentation, then you come closer to validity.

      As I stated here, earlier, in college I was in the HRM (hotel and resturant management) program's wine club. My first semester we got all the stats of the wine, and the expensive one always turned up top ranking (by about 30 people, most of whom were experienced, or going to school for bar&bev). The next semester we switched to a blind system, where the only people who knew the wines before hand was the department's head Sommelier (who ran the on-campus 5 star restaurant), and the head of the club. The rankings were more inconsistant (a $9 Sonoma merlot tied with a $100 french one), but generally still skewed towards the high prices, ESPECIALLY with reds and ports/sherries. About 90% of the time, in the blind study, the most expensive bottle was in the top 2.

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  59. clearbody by garyrich · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a reissue of the Ampeg/Dan Armstrong Clearbody out now. The original ones were OK with a pickup that slid from neck to bridge and were really cheap. The bass was a bit better than the guitar, the guitar had a plain boring tone. The reissue is way to expensive.

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  60. Bonsai? by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 1
    If it's low growth rates (closely packed rings?) then well there's just the size problem...

    Andy

  61. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    old news, history channel covered this a couple years ago

  62. Formants by garyrich · · Score: 1

    Ah, but you want those resonance frequencies, or formants. Both for a particular sound color and also to cut through other sounds. The well known "singer's formant" centers around the highest F# on the piano. Opera singers train and train to punch up this harmonic across the actual range of sung notes. There is a hole in the sound frequencies of the entire orchestra that will allow the singer to be heard even while other "louder" instruments are playing.

    Also the varnish may be as important as the source wood in trating the wood to get this evenness of density.

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  63. Instrument memory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...doesn't surprise me. Different vibrations are going to happen in different patterns (in terms of nodes & antinodes etc) across the body of the instrument. Over time, areas that are consistently antinode are going to become more flexible, due to localized micro-scale damage to the wood structure, while nodes will remain stiff. You can think of it as a (very) low-resolution hologram of every note the violin has ever played, that can leak out when you play it. Consequently, over time the high energy harmonics (which in a well made fiddle are the ones you want to hear) will become easier to play, while the low energy component will not. Something along the lines of multiplying the amplitude of the Fourier spectrum by itself, reinforcing the natural sound of the instrument. Presumably a crappy old instrument (or one consistently played out of tune) would get worse as it aged, while a good one gets better (especially when well played).

    I have toyed with the idea of hooking up a new fiddle to a digital output and running it 24/7 through a range of notes to try to "burn" the ideal frequencies into it, but that's not something I've had time for yet. No idea how significant the effect would be either.

    If anyone's tried anything like that (on fiddles, guitars, or other instruments) I'd love to hear about it - I have an ACCOUNT@gmail.com where ACCOUNT is "myutilityaccount"

    1. Re:Instrument memory... by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      I have toyed with the idea of hooking up a new fiddle to a digital output and running it 24/7 through a range of notes to try to "burn" the ideal frequencies into it, but that's not something I've had time for yet. No idea how significant the effect would be either.

      Or you could save time and get the robot to do it.

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  64. first scientific explanation I've heard??? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Then you must live under a rock. This theory ( and several like it ) has been put out several times.

    Tho this might be the first time they actually tried to verify it.

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  65. Les Paul vs. Gibson by Petersko · · Score: 1

    "I, for one, prefer my Les Paul ..."

    welcome to the guitarist's rumble! Sharks on the left, Jets on the right! Get dancing.

    Just wait until the classic Strat guys show up.

    I've got six guitars from six makers, and they're all great for something.

    1. Re:Les Paul vs. Gibson by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Find me a 24 fret Les Paul with a Floyd-Rose tremolo unit and I'd dump my Jackson Rhoads RX in a heartbeat.

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  66. Fiddle? by Petersko · · Score: 1

    "I have played fiddle for 10 years, mostly bluegrass and Irish music."

    Good heavens, man. Don't open a complex mathematical analysis with, "One time I put eight apples with four apples and I counted them up - and there were 12 apples!"

    Kidding. I just thought I'd get the fiddle joke over with.

  67. The will to believe by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suspect that what makes a Stradivarius better than other violins is the same thing that makes audiophile equipment better than other equipment: the will to believe.

    Higher quality makes a difference, but beyond a certain point the extra quality is all imaginary. I greatly suspect that the reputation of Stradivarius is simply due to high quality construction and craftsmanship. Beyond a certain point that reputation is name only. Trying to find secrets in the wood is pointless, in my opinion.

    But what the eff do I know? I can't tell the difference between $499 and $4.99 cables either.

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  68. They call it double blind for a reason. by Comboman · · Score: 1
    Actually, yes you can, when the instruments are in the hands of a musician who is capable of bringing out the best in his/her instrument.

    Ahh...but could he/she also "bring out the best" if they were told it was a Stradivarius but it was actually a "placebo" violin? Double-blind testing means that not just the subject (in this case, the listener) but also the tester (in this case, the musician) does not know the true conditions of the test.

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    1. Re:They call it double blind for a reason. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Ahh...but could he/she also "bring out the best" if they were told it was a Stradivarius but it was actually a "placebo" violin? Double-blind testing means that not just the subject (in this case, the listener) but also the tester (in this case, the musician) does not know the true conditions of the test.

      An earlier poster fed us an awful lot of crap drawing comparisons with the kind of rubbish that some audiophiles peddle, but I was pointing up the differences between the "old master" instruments, which are OBVIOUS to anyone who is not actually tone-deaf. You don't have to take my word for it, just try listening to some recordings.

      By "bringing out the best", I was simply making the point that to get a decent sound out of a violin without strangling it, you have to have good technique. It is not like banging a key on a piano, where you get essentially the same sound no matter what you do.

      If you really don't believe this, I suggest you try listening to a beginner. It's not fun.

      As far as your point re. double-blind tests are concerned, that is simply not going to happen. Yes, there are heaps of stupendously good modern instruments, all producing beautiful sounds, but any decent violinist will know immediately if the instrument s/he is playing is an old one. The violin becomes sort of an extension to the musician's body, and this intimacy precludes the kind of testing you describe.

  69. Glass guitar by RudeIota · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not quartz, but I have a friend with a guitar that has a glass body. It's heavy and solid, but it sounds 'harsh'. It's easily one of the worst sounding guitars I've heard, so I'm pretty sure weight isn't the only consideration.

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  70. Cause we all know... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    A Dutch doctor and a violin maker from Arkansas

    That Arkansas is where all the great violin makers hail from.

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  71. Best trees by edfardos · · Score: 0

    You want an old spruce tree that's been growing in the shade in a mineral-rich soil. Our "renewable" forests don't provide this wood. The wood is so rare, that it's profitable to dredge rivers for sunken logs lost during the gold rush and sell them to luthiers (guitar makers). --edfardos

  72. Stop pontificating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Actual blind tests have proven otherwise to your claims...

    http://www.abc.net.au/rn/ockhamsrazor/stories/2007/1970688.htm

  73. wood-decomposing fungi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    empa in switzerland is doing some interesting research on this topic. they are artificially improving the wood with a certain kind of fungi which decompose parts of the wood. http://www.empa.ch/plugin/template/empa/*/40307/---/l=1

  74. How in the hell did that get modded "funny"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harmonics of a frequency are its integer multiples. For example, if you're talking about a frequency of 1kHz, then 2kHz, 3kHz, 4kHz, etc. are its harmonics.

    Am I missing something here?

  75. Tradition prevents instrument innovation by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    The question why Stradivarys sound better than most other strings has been sufficiently answered throughout the last few decades allready:

    1) He was into mass production/manufacuring and destroyed all violins and chellos that sounded bad (he burned them)

    2) He used ship-builders wood that was submerged in salt water for a few years before put to use.The salt crystals in the wood grain are the prime reason for it's even density. Japanese scientist discovered this more that 10 years ago. It's a nearly trivial task to emulate the same effect nowadays. It's for the stupidity of instrument builders that it isn't done (see below)

    3) His string instruments all have astonishingly flat body covers, despite the tradition of glueing them together out of slanted wedges of raw wood. There weren't the possibilities to build plywood back then, which Stradivary most certainly would have used. As that was what he aimed for by making the bodies as flat as possible with the methods of his day.

    String instrument builders are so afixed to tradition, it's bizar. I know of a eleventh-grade girl who had to fight her teacher in woodworks to be allowed to ditch the wedge method and use simple thin modern boards and zargs with the grain pointing from cover to cover rather than going around, as it's usually done (and Stradivary did himself). The instrument builder/woodwork teacher has since only built copies of the resultung chello. A boxy looking thing with corners rather than roundings which in most cases sounds at least as good as a top-notch regular chello. And can be built by an amature instrument builder without much of a hassle.

    The simple fact that string builders won't even drop the habbit of having the grain of zargs run along the strain instead of vertical, thus resulting in less giving-room for the instrument and a generally screechier (worse) sound shows how uptight and short-sighted they are. Most of them follow traditions that are hundreds of years old and don't give squat about advanced production methods and modern insights into wookworking.

    There are quite a few people who can build strings that come close to what Stradivary did and - believe it or not - sound even better. Allthough that admittedly, is also a matter of taste. You will, however, never see such an instrument in a regular orchestra, as it would be percieved as a major heresy.

    Bottom line:
    A team of engineers with a good workshop and modern materials, tools and woodwork/crafting methods could come up with a string that beats a Stradivary at any time within a few months the latest. Or emulates it's sound exactly. And it would be considerably cheaper. It's only that no one really cares. Especially not those owning a Stradivary.

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    1. Re:Tradition prevents instrument innovation by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Bottom line:
      A team of engineers with a good workshop and modern materials, tools and woodwork/crafting methods could come up with a string that beats a Stradivary at any time within a few months the latest. Or emulates it's sound exactly. And it would be considerably cheaper. It's only that no one really cares. Especially not those owning a Stradivary.

      Indeed. With access to modern computer analysis and access to modern composite materials such as carbon fiber, epoxy resins, fiberglass, boron composites, etc., it would only take about a year's work to create a violin that sounds EXACTLY like a Stradivarius-built instrument. We might be able to exceed what Stradivarius produced because of our modern understanding of how sound resonates across various materials.

  76. Wood Density May Explain Stradivarius Secret by Snufu · · Score: 0

    Try sneaking that subject line through a spam filter.

  77. Not a StradivariUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BTW, it's called Stradivari, from the builder's surname. That's Italian, not Latin.

    1. Re:Not a StradivariUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cool story bro

  78. Of course not, to both. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    You are throwing straw-man arguments at me. I neither stated that wood density has no effect, or that the density is an implausible reason for the particular sound quality.

    I stated that the density is no MORE plausible that other theories I have read about. That is all.

    Why are you trying to argue with me about things I did not even imply, much less write? Please go find people who DID say those things, and argue with them.

    1. Re:Of course not, to both. by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

      You are throwing straw-man arguments at me.

      "So you're saying you don't think the density of wood influences sound? Or is the implausibility that it is the density itself that is responsible?"

      No, actually, you see those question marks? DO you know what those mean? It appears you do not, based on your attempt to portray me as "throwing straw men at you".

      Why are you trying to argue with me about things I did not even imply, much less write?

      I'm not, you just can't read worth a fuck. Question marks genius, don't ignore them.

      Please go find people who DID say those things, and argue with them.

      Why are you being an asshole when you could have chose to a) not reply or b) answer the questions I asked.?

      Instead you choose to get defensive because, apparently, your reading comprehension sucks.

  79. Re:A Dutch doctor and a violin maker from Arkansas by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Q: What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
    A: The nut holding the bow.

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  80. Re:they did a test, experts thinks his sounds bett by dfghjk · · Score: 1

    Nagyvary does not make violins so it is impossible for "his" to sound better. Nagyvary varnishes someone else's violin and since there is nothing to suggest that his varnish ruins a great violin, it is possible that he can luck into a decent sounding instrument. Nagyvary is known to produce violins that are ultimately considered kindling just as often as anything good. He's a fool.

  81. Re:This is about the FOURTH plausible explanation. by dfghjk · · Score: 1

    The article certainly didn't say that the density of the wood influenced the sound. Did you read it?

  82. Hmm by ButtSweat · · Score: 1

    I read somewheres that the master violin makers knew how to isolate and magnify certain harmonics. Other than that, I have a love/hate relationship with the violin. I love it because it can craft a wicked jig or folk tune that takes you away to another place and time. It can be sensuous, evil, bewitching, and enchanting all at the same time. I hate it because most of its proponents and players are stuffy and pretentious and absolutely refuse to budge from their 300 year-old traditions. I recall one time I was shredding the hell out of my ebay violin at a Celtic festival. I had an admirer walk up to me and ask about my instrument, that its sound paralleled $4,000 violins that he'd heard. I explained that I purchased it on ebay for $20, and that it's not the instrument that matters, it's the player. People don't realize that the violin is very much an art, and an instrument so expressive that it's too radical for stuffy academia that it's normally classified under.

  83. old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is old news,
    i read this in the science encyclopedia about 12 years ago

  84. It's all in the laquer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to recall a study years ago that showed that the tone was nearly all due to the laquer, not the wood.

  85. Re:Tired of random speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about anybody else, but I am getting tired of random speculation about what makes instruments "sound good" (whatever that is supposed to mean). I have play music for many years (and I am a computer programmer also) and I can tell you it is completely possible to make ANY instrument sound bad. I say we use a powerful supercomputer and do simulations of the Stradivarius instruments to find out what makes them work. It is completely within the realm of current computing power, and it may help design better musical instruments.

  86. Yes I read it, YOU didn't by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    Wood Density May Explain Stradivarius Secret

    Did you read THAT?

    Researchers using a medical scanner have worked out why a Stradivarius violin sounds so good -- it is because of the remarkably even density of the wood.

    What about THAT? Well?

    Since differentials in wood density affect vibration and therefore sound quality, the discovery may well explain the superiority of the Cremonese violins, they reported in the online journal PLoS ONE on Wednesday.

    What about THAT? It was in the article you claimed didn't say it in case you were trying to find it.

    Where do you people come from? Is there a population of you just sitting around with a mouse in your hand thinking "I know, I'll show the entire internet I'm a moron today".

    In the future, if you choose to accuse someone of not reading the article, don't make the mistake of saying the article doesn't say something when it obviously says it several times.

    Now go troll someone else, boy.

  87. I'll get paid gobs of money to research known fact by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm just prescient, but didn't we already know this as fact ? Luthiers are a weird bunch, but it's pretty well accepted that what makes certain classic instruments sound so unique is the special attributes of the wood - heavy, dense, and often doped with crude chemicals of the era to make them even richer.

    If people today were to make instruments like they did back then, they would probably sound very similar. Problem is, there's a whole lot more money in mass-producing pine bodies in 1/4000th of the time.

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  88. There's an industry around this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we could count the number of people who have "found the secret of Stradivari" - and had a dollar - we'd not have to worry about the price of gas.

    Catgut Acoustical Society has lots of words on this subject. So does the Guild of American Luthiers.

    People are actually getting pretty good at making "tonal copies" of older instruments, based on rules of thumb & science.

    It would be news if a couple of months went by & somebody declared "we have no clue how Stradivari did it - and never will" ;-)

  89. Re:I'll get paid gobs of money to research known f by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, no, Luthiers are a unique bunch. Alot more weirdness going on in the world than somebody trying to make a piece of wood into an instrument.

    And, well, no, that's not pretty well accepted that wood & doping are what makes instruments.

    What makes an instrument is the materials used, and the maker's skill. Then the aging process kicks in, and its played rebuilt/played over a span of time. That's what makes an instrument.

    If people today were to make instruments the way they did back then .. the people (not the instruments) wouldn't live that long.
    Crude chemicals; non-existent safety practices; draconian labour conditions.

    Mass production isn't new to stringed instruments - there was the equivalent of mass production in the previous century for stringed instruments - we'd call them "sweatshops" today.

    Pine ? spruce please.

    And .. ironically .. decent middle-of-the-road instruments today come out of Asia (labor costs are cheap there). Cheap instruments open up the chance to play for alot more people .. which is a good thing.

    Ed the Luthier.

  90. Nonsense by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    The simple inclusion of a question mark does not actually make a question out of something that was basically worded as a statement, not a question. Your questions were actually worded as accusatory statements, and punctuation does not make it "not so".

    Regardless, my subject line was "no, to both". Did YOU not read that? If you did, how can you accuse me of not answering? If you didn't, then you had no place writing this, did you?

    I say again: stop trying to make an argument out of nothing. And THEN accusing me of being an "asshole" because I don't appreciate it. Look to your own behavior first, before accusing others.

  91. You're an idiot by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    is the implausibility that it is the density itself that is responsible?

    What part of that isn't a question you brainless boob?

    Regardless, my subject line was "no, to both". Did YOU not read that?

    Yes, it didn't apply you raging moron.

    I say again: stop trying to make an argument out of nothing.

    And I say to you, stop accusing people of using straw men when they don't, and stop getting defensive because your reading comprehension is garbage

    And THEN accusing me of being an "asshole" because I don't appreciate it.

    No asshole, I called you an asshole because you are an asshole. Even IF YOU DID appreciate it, you'd be an asshole.

    Look to your own behavior first, before accusing others.

    The irony of your idiot ass making this statement after you wrongly accused me of using straw men astounds.

    You're an idiot who got defensive for no reason and acted like an asshole, tossing around false accusations. The fact that you're trying to portray yourself as the victim is laughable, considering you were a dick with your very first response, which started this whole mess.

    How about you just fuck off and I'll pretend you don't exist? Great.

  92. Wonderful intellectual argument! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    The fact is that your original "questions" were accusatory and not even about anything I wrote. As for the rest of this "discussion", I believe the quality of your comments speak for themselves.

    You are welcome to pretend I don't exist; but in order for you to do that, you would first have to stop writing this garbage.

    1. Re:Wonderful intellectual argument! by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

      The fact is that your original "questions" were accusatory and not even about anything I wrote.

      SO FUCKING WHAT? What kind of idiotic attempt at an argument is that?

      You are welcome to pretend I don't exist; but in order for you to do that, you would first have to stop writing this garbage.

      How are you going to know what I'm replying to if I stop quoting you?

      YOU made a stupid accusation that was wrong. YOU don't get to attack ME with impunity because YOU acted like an asshole.

  93. I did nothing of the sort. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    This is getting to be pretty funny. I am not going to answer you again, but I thought you might like to know just how amusing this has been.

  94. Yes, actually, you did liar by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

    I did nothing of the sort

    You are a liar. You accused me of using straw men when I did not, it is demonstrable as it is right there in text. The fact that YOU aren't smart enough to tell the difference between an interrogatory and a declarative changes nothing. You are lying.

    This is getting to be pretty funny.

    I agree, watching you contort yourself in an attempt to avoid admitting you are a liar and an asshole has been fun, although I can't imagine why you'd be so amused about demonstrating that you're an idiot to the entire internet.

  95. The only way... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    ... in which I am a "liar" is that I wrote that I would not answer you again. And even then, I did not actually lie, but I have changed my mind.

    One more time, in an attempt to get you to understand: your "questions" were worded as statements that constituted straw-man arguments against what I had written. Adding a question mark at the end does not change that. Nor do your repeated claims that I am an idiot and a liar make it so.

    I have no fear of stating my opinions here. As it happens, I have made sure that lots of other people have seen this exchange, and many of them did indeed find it amusing. But I was not the one at whom they were laughing.

    Have a nice day. You can continue to answer again here all you want but in effect you would be talking to yourself.

    1. Re:The only way... by D.McGuiggin · · Score: 1

      ... in which I am a "liar" is that I wrote that I would not answer you again.

      Well, you're forgetting your lies about straw men, but at least you've admitted you're a liar. That's the first step.

      One more time, in an attempt to get you to understand: your "questions" were worded as statements

      And again, because you're stupid, JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN INTERROGATORY AND A DECLARATIVE DOES NOT MEAN THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE. You are blaming me for the fact that you're too stupid to understand what you're reading.

      I have no fear of stating my opinions here.

      Of course not, you're too dumb to realize how idiotic they are. But you should be afraid.

      You can continue to answer again here all you want but in effect you would be talking to yourself.

      Yeah, yeah, so are you lying again?

  96. D.McGuiggin, portrait of a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    portrait of a troll.