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  1. Cell growth != smarter on Researchers Claim Pheromones Trigger Brain Cell Growth · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Pheromone signals from dominant males spark new brain cells in their female partners and could help repair injured brains, suggests a new study by a University of Calgary neuroscientist. This goes against known logic, as battered women almost ALWAYS stay with the abusive man, regardless of all logic.
  2. Re:Cost of games.. on Nielsen Partners With Sony For Game Ad Measurement · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Because thats what people will pay. Simple fact, these are companies, they live to make money, the more money, the better. That, and I bet that any ad revenue replaces money spent on development costs and salaries, saving money for the company, while the users see nothing of it other than annoying, obtrusive advertisements that are bright, clean, and indestructible, even if the game is taking place in a warzone or something.
  3. Should have better defined "film" on Newly Declassified Window Film Keeps Out Snoops · · Score: 5, Funny

    I spent part of the article thinking, "big deal about the price, someone will just torrent it and that'll be that."

  4. Que!?!?! on Robots To Replace Migrant Fruit Pickers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tomaron nuestros trabajos!

  5. Cruel? on EU Considering Regulating Sale of Violent Games · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Cruel" videogames?

    Like Daikatana?

  6. Re:YOU CAN CURE CHOLERA WITH BISON MEAT on History of MECC and Oregon Trail · · Score: 1

    Ah, Storybook Weaver. I had the Deluxe version on CD-ROM, which has a LOLtastic text-to-speech generator. It's a great toy for boredom/stoned/drunk times.

  7. Obligatory on Which ISPs Are Spying On You? · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Internet browse YOU.

  8. Here's how: on How to Save the Internet · · Score: 1

    Right click -> Save File As...

  9. This year? on Nintendo Confirms Mario, Smash Bros. Coming This Year · · Score: 0, Troll

    If it's this year, does that mean NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER?

    I remember hearing that there will be no online multiplayer other than Pokemon Coliseum this year. If SSB:B comes out without Multiplayer, legions of gamers will be pissed.

    Nintendo has been let off easy when it comes to multiplayer, because sadly no one gives a shit anymore. We all know they're either too scared or incompetent to get Wii games online and rocking.
  10. She has it easy on MMOG Industry Community Vet Speaks Out · · Score: 1

    The Dark Age of Camelot community, at least back when I played (I stopped a year after the houses came out) had the BEST community out of ANY MMO. I mean, our normal servers looked like other games' RP servers, and our RP servers looked like a well-RP'd D&D game. Never have I seen an online community that was gnereally so nice, and not dumb.

  11. They've tried this before on Should Games Be More Boring? · · Score: 1

    Anyone play Myst before?

    Most boring game I've ever played, yet it sold in numbers that are only beaten by the Sims, which is incredible for Myst's time. However, I just couldn't get into a clickable slideshow. Felt like going to an art museum. Even text-based games are more exciting. So I think Myst was just a hype thing, a fluke. No way a game so boring could legitimately be popular. Nope.
  12. Life found a way... on Female Sharks Can Reproduce Alone · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Luckily, this doesn't spell doom for mankind!

    Now, if life found a way to give birth to sharks with lasers pre-mounted, THEN we're doomed.

  13. Re:Looks like it won't kill lesser PC's either. on Blizzard Announces StarCraft 2 · · Score: 1

    I certainly hope not. I'd take pleasure in those people who haven't bought a computer in 10 years not bing able to play StarCraft II on it. I mean, it's not hard for it to be the best game ever when your PC can't even run an actual 3D game without nearly dying.

  14. Ethics? Still, nice to hear. on AMD Promises Open Source Graphics Drivers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This has created numerous [...] ethical problems for users of Linux and other open source OSes,...
    Damnit, Jim, I'm a computer user, not a philosopher! But honestly, I think most of the people COMING to Linux in the Desktop world could care less about these "ethical" issues. Once again, it's just another thing that some of the Linux community puts above having things Just Work(tm). However, since some of these closed-source drivers aren't working for some, it's nice that AMD wants to open theirs so that eventually they can be modified until they work. A win for everybody, actually.
  15. Re:Like Gunbound? on On Strength of Online Gaming, Chinese Market Soars · · Score: 1

    Yes, like GunBound. And Albatross18 (AKA Super Swing Golf on Wii, but online). And...MapleStory I think? Anyways, it's just another MMO-ish idea with a grind focused on items instead of player level in most cases. Those who pay money get items that make them better than non-payers, etc. etc. However, some like GunBound and Albatross18 actually involve something most MMO players are not familiar with: non-point-and-click gameplay. In GunBound, you have to plain and AIM your shots. In Albatross18, it's a damn good golf game up there with Hot Shots Golf, you've got to have actual skill, which is why I love it. In summary, I hate MMOs because "Time spent/wasted should not equal my ability to play."

  16. My experience: on Some Schools Ending Laptop Programs · · Score: 1

    We were given 700Mhz IBM ThinkPads that somehow managed to run Windows XP Pro. (This was two years ago) We managed to brute-force Counter Strike 1.5 onto the things, running at about 20 fps in a 512x360-ish resolution in Software mode. It was more of a distraction than anything, but being able to write a paper while laying in bed was a nice productive thing about it.

  17. Re:Comparative on 20 Years of Handheld Console Evolution · · Score: 3, Funny

    They could have just asked me about the Game Gear, because I still got mine and it's functional and I got a few games. They would have, but they assumed your Game Gear would run out of batteries a few minutes into the questioning.
  18. well... on Ashes of Doohan Sent Into Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's dead, Jim.

  19. Re:Netcraft confirms it! on Netcraft Shows Smartech Running Ohio Election Servers · · Score: 1

    Wrong, they're thriving. This is them in their prime!

  20. Within a degree? on Researchers Chill Mirror to Near Absolute Zero · · Score: 1

    So for visible objects, there are non more cold? And it's not going to absolute zero. It's going to absolute one. It's one higher.

  21. Re:Ourageous? Seems VERY reasonable to me. on Guitar Hero Downloadable Content Announced, Expensive · · Score: 1

    Don't you people remember arcades? Don't be so damn cheap and whiny. Yeah, I remember paying $1 to play Daytona USA, where the difficulty level on the arcade version meant you could never get close to winning, and paying up to $0.75 to Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, and getting whipped in the first match, and on and on...
  22. Re:sturdy? as opposed to a helicopter? on Combined Hovercraft and Helicopter · · Score: 1

    The article means "stable: as in it isn't subject to the "touchiness" that helicopters have. Essentially, tighter handling. Plus you can bump it into stuff and it won't die instantly.

  23. Re:Invisible to lasers, anyway. on A Step Towards an Invisibility Cloak · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, I guess this means we now have an effective anti-shark defense system...

  24. Cool, but... on NiGHTS Wii uses Forecast Channel for Game Weather · · Score: 1

    I swear the Forecast Channel is always about 6 hours behind for me. I'll be playing near midnight and it'll show me weather from 8 PM, I'll play at 10 AM and I'll have a 3 AM reading. They should switch to the Weather Channel's service instead.

  25. The tech isn't mature enough yet on New Algorithms Improve Image Search · · Score: 4, Funny

    Run this story again when the system can tell the difference between D, DD, and DDD. Bonus points if it can handle "higher" criteria.