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  1. Re:Already been done... sorry on No Space Porn (For Now) · · Score: 2, Funny

    A while back, Penn Gillette wrote about his charter flight on a vomit comet. His was the second charter, right after the filming of "The Uranus Experiment," which he mentioned in the article.

    Oh Sweet Zombie Jesus!! Talk about sloppy seconds!!

  2. Re:But will it be a WoW killer!?!?!? on Otherland MMO Announced · · Score: 1

    You forgot to answer the most important question.

    42

  3. Re:The projected costs are worthless. on The Facts & Fiction of Bandwidth Caps · · Score: 1

    Just $215?

    Given the cost of inflation and the devaluation of the dollar, that seems a bit low.

  4. Re:This is why on "Back Door" Cheating Scandal Rocks Online Poker · · Score: 1

    It may be hard to get invited back to Poker night if you're that stuck up guy who won't even have a beer because it'll mess up his game though.

    That's right!! So get so comfortable with the statistics that even wildly drunk (and loud) you play well, so all the "sobers" who had 1 beer who think they know the odds better bet wildly against you thinking it is beginners luck that you are winning.

    It sounds risky, but it has worked many times for me in local bar tourneys.

  5. Re:This is why on "Back Door" Cheating Scandal Rocks Online Poker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did your wife mind the "expensive entertainment" you bought?

    It is (legal after all in) Vegas/Nevada!

  6. Re:my 2 pence on Council Sells Security Hole On Ebay · · Score: 2, Funny

    I could really go for some shaved beaver right about now.

    This being slashdot, finding beavers here is rare, shaved even more so, but an earlier post mentioned Bears. Perhaps they will do for you?

    (I know we should not feed the trolls, but this one sounds really hungry)

  7. Re:It's a (w)rap! on NASA Produces Rap Video On Astrobiology · · Score: 1

    "Please, no more science raps. The LHC by Alpinekat is pretty unbeatable anyway. What next, a programming language? I can't wait for the C-rap!"

    Dude, it's all C-RAP!

    and alpinekat's work would have been much better if they had written the music instead of sampled and overplayed an already overplayed 90s song.

  8. Re:More in US than Reported on US Responsible For the Majority of Cyber Attacks · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On the flip side of that would be the large # of botnets that are foreignly controlled, which is where most of TFA's attacks probably originated.

    Also take into account the # of computers running unattended (and likely infected)in the US vs the rest of the world.

    So, do we try to cut off the monster's hands or its head?

  9. Re:Deepak Chopra? on Microsoft Uses "I'm a PC" Character In New Ads · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Thats pretty funny from a MindlessAutomata[n] (1282944).

    Are you a Christer or Dominionist too?

    Seriously, some of Deepak's later stuff has been a bit fluffy, but his earlier publishings were very informative to students of both New Age philosophy and energy work. He explained the chakras and personal energy fields very well. I have spoken to Reiki masters who cite his work, Wiccans(and other occultists) who have improved their magics from learning energy control, and Martial artists who have improved their skills through better visualization of their chi/ki just to name a few . All thanks to Deepak.

    One's use of an OS does not bespeak their worth as a person or teacher, just as one's faith in a diety does not justify their continued existance.

  10. Re:Did the editor read the last paragraph? on City Sues To Prevent Linking To Its Website · · Score: 1

    36,000 hits in 17 hours. Cooooool!!!!

    Oh those poor servers.... wait,

      So that is a little over a hit per second, right?
    Meh, My home PC can handle that easily. /. can do better than that!

  11. Re:Did the editor read the last paragraph? on City Sues To Prevent Linking To Its Website · · Score: 1

    for a /. effect comparison, I checked at 10.52pm est.
    I was visitor 142555

  12. Re:Did the editor read the last paragraph? on City Sues To Prevent Linking To Its Website · · Score: 1

    Ok,
    NO ONE LINK TO THIS SITE,
    http://www.sheboyganpolice.com/

     

    Cool, I was visitor 106149 at 539am EST.
    How about you?

  13. Fail! on Tie Fighter Desk · · Score: 1

    I thought it was cool until I saw the Windows logo on the display.

  14. Re:What would Tyler Durden do? on Successful Moonlighting For Geeks? · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up,

    most of us geeks wish we could fight.

    (This coming from a geek who fights rattan with armor and boffer without.)

  15. Re:Actual quote on David Foster Wallace an Apparent Suicide · · Score: 1

    "No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness." -- Aristotle

    I try to refrain from responding to ACs, but this one needs clarification in my mind:

    It is madness if it remains within your perception of reality, and Genius if it exceeds them, forcing you to re-evaluate your place/stance.

  16. Re:Looks a lot like Texas to me... :) on Phoenix Lander Photographs Martian Whirlwinds · · Score: 1

    Oddly it looks a lot like the pictures I have seen of the surface of Venus.
    Taken by a Russian craft, I believe.

  17. spam on Virginia Supreme Court Strikes Down Anti-Spam Law · · Score: 1

    I'd throw in a first post, but it would just be spam!

  18. Re:Not a story on Google Claims User Content In Multiple Products · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Dude, speaking of BS, your feeling that they OWE you something for you making use of a service they are offering is ridiculous.
    They are not charging you for the service. If you do something awesome with it, they should have they right to promote themselves with it and protect themselves in the process, after all, it's their tools, their servers, their dime, you are just supplying the pics of your cats fighting your collectables in your mom's basement and a little imagination.

    Get over it. If you want to retain sole right to the content you created and are trying to promote on the web, PAY FOR THE SERVICE YOURSELF!
    cheapskate.

  19. I think Heston misquoted it best on KFC Beefs Up Secret Recipe Security · · Score: 3, Funny

    They don't want you to know,

    KFC is people!!!

  20. Re:About time on Nintendo Announces Wii Wireless Router · · Score: 1

    If you buy one of their routers, it will come with 12GB of online swap space for your Wii's internal memory. To quote Nintendo's future explanations of the service: "Look, its better than a HD because there are no moving parts and we make nightly backups."

  21. Re:Remember - It's an investment, not a $50bil los on High Cost of Converting UK To High-Speed Broadband · · Score: 1

    What kind of business needs a really fat pipe to prosper?

    First thing that came to mind was Pr0n.

    and as we are often told, Tis better to GIVE than RECEIVE!!

  22. Re:Why do the French Hate Freedom so Much? on The Electronic Bastille · · Score: 1

    I normally don't respond to ACs but I feel the need here

    Disclaimer: yeah I know you're being sarcastic, but some people actually believe that bullshit.

    I live an hour south of Washington DC and despite our proximity to the international culture there, I find an incredible number of people here who share his outlook. There is a really good chance he was not being sarcastic.

    But since he did not have the balls to post as a real /. member, we may never know.
    On the other hand, despite your excellent and informative points, it looks like you could use some balls yourself.

  23. Re:First pics released! on Virtual Telescope Zooms In On Milky Way Black Hole · · Score: 1

    I was expecting something eye-scarringly horrific, instead I came out vaguely disappointed, yet also somewhat relieved.

    I hear there is even a video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

    (Sorry, couldn't resist)

  24. Re:Bad for Environment--Bad for Intel--Bad for Use on A Chinese Challenge To Intel · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think you are trying to say
    " Is tis forrowing some kind of Mooles Raw?"

  25. Re:Riddle me this... on Zombie Network Explosion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The cost of monitoring, administering, taking action and fielding the incoming support calls from irate customers who have had their service suspended is probably more than simply capping bandwidth and charging for over runs.

    You are on to something, but take it up a notch...

    The bots are a potential revenue source. The zombie traffic could push normal users over the caps resulting in extra usage fees. How long till an ISP exploits this intentionally (hijack or buy a botnet and make them send files back and forth)?