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Lost Ends

Unless you live in a hatch somewhere, you are probably aware that Lost has ended. If you want a simple, clear explanation of exactly how the series resolved, Lost Untangled will do nothing to clarify things for you. For everyone else, I provide this discussion thread for you to complain/revel in the most spoiler-laden manner you desire.

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  1. Was Not Impressed at All by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Note: what follows is my own opinion. Many viewers that were more attentive than I were very satisfied with and emotionally moved by the ending.

    I've always been bicuriously Lost as the show would sometimes give me a feeling that something more was going on that would eventually be revealed. So, having caught a number of episodes early on, I started watching Season Five religiously in order to prepare myself for the ending. But at the end of Season Five with no end in sight and only more questions and more characters (and a freaking reset button that later turned out to be a multiverse splitting mechanism), I gave up. Until I watched the last episode last night in hopes that the island would have some greater meaning. It didn't. Well, it tried to I guess but everyone's got their own interpretation of what they saw last night.

    So many questions I have went completely unanswered. Questions about Walt, why Faraday never recognized Desmond (the guy that unexpectedly gave him the constants to time travel one day) when Faraday landed on the island, the properties of the multiverses (some people seem to care about the futures of the other multiverse even though they shouldn't know about it until they're dead), why the black cloud killed who it did and left others (especially now that we know more about the black cloud), the list goes on and on. The worst of it is if you take each character individually and reassemble their timelines in sequential order that the episodes slowly piecemeal it out to you -- everyone is a goddamn psychotic sociopath. No rhyme or reason to the actions of half the characters. And it's not even Lord of the Flies neurosis ... just unexplainable U-turns in morality and logic.

    The show started out very concrete, real and physical and slowly absolved into symbolism with last night being such pure symbolism that you cannot say for sure when they died or what the afterlife was or what the church represented or where they went at the end when the doors were opened. It reminded me of a few anime series I watched in this respect where the shows digress into absolving themselves of anything earthly or logical in some sort of ethereal climax of visual and auditory sequence or cues. Problem was that none of Lost's resolutions sat well with me.

    I sympathize with the writers as they had no idea how many seasons they would get but in the end I must admit I found the writing to be more or less utter drivel. Designed only to get you to keep watching with little if any satisfactory explanations. Everyone was a chaotic actor in the past, present and alternate multiverse. Writing that many flash sideways scenes as plot devices is -- quite frankly -- juvenile at best. Also the lead writer had refuted the theory that everyone was dead, in purgatory, in heaven or in hell. Yet, at the end they're clearly in some sort of afterlife.

    The series offered closure on what happened eventually to everyone but no closure whatsoever as to what the island was and how its mechanations functioned -- even on a magical fantasy level. I was intrigued with Donnie Darko when the ending was left open to interpretation but Lost takes it to a whole new (unbearable for me) level. I hope other people enjoyed the ending but for me it was a complete indication not to devote anymore time to this series or these writers. Still better than 85% of what you'll find on TV but that isn't saying much.

    They could have done a lot of neat things with tying down loose ends, explaining the island and completing their work. Instead they gave us this. And finally I see no further point in discussing it because there's no hope of ever explaining anything. Unlike a finely crafted classic novel, the grand symbolism and allusions are too abstract to nail down. So what's the point? Everyone's going to experience the series differently and for me it was just some guys writing a seria

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    1. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1, Funny

      Uh, what he said...

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    2. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no idea what Lost is. Should I feel bad about that?

    3. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by nomorecwrd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      In this case, "life is a journey not a destination" holds true.
      In the end, for me at last, it didn't mattered how the series ended, it gave me several hours of fine and smart entertainment and I'm thankful for that.

      I will be there standing in line waiting to see more and more smart series like this one.

    4. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My issue with Lost is that the entire series was sold with the premise of 'theres a mystery, watch to find out what it is'. Its built up and built up, so many things are hyped and then discarded, and when we get to the final episode ... nothing.

      Battlestar Galactica was bad enough for me - they had a decent storyline they were following which had plenty of potential, but it all got spoiled for me when the writers admitted halfway through Season 3 that the entire Final Five thing was an accident. They only started with the Final Five thing when it became obvious that the fans had latched onto it as a 'thing'. Then they revealed that they chose the Final Five in a writers committee meeting only a short while before they were revealed to the viewers!

      Lost seems to have gone the same way - lots of potential, lots of hype of a huge story arc and nothing.

    5. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by gmurray · · Score: 1

      I concur, sir.

    6. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by slick7 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Never watched it. Should I care? Do they have a solution to the oil slick in the Gulf? Do I have MY priorities straight?

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    7. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "alt universe" is basically what occurs AFTER Jack has died and is only shown during Season 6 so it can coincide with Jack's death and final resolve in the afterlife. Do you want a Season 7 of just an alt universe? Anyways, During this "alt universe", this is where Jack is trying to find closure and in the end everyone that gave any meaning to Jack's life is there to help him move on. Remember, the show has used many flash forwards before, the "alt universe" is a flash forward centered around Jack during his afterlife. But everything that occurred on the Island was when they were all living.

    8. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be happy that it's over.

    9. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, wait, wait. Are you suggesting that American TV isn't all about money? Are you really saying that it's not about throwing crap against a wall, seeing which shit blobs the typical American consumer will focus on, and then throwing more of those shit blobs against the wall?

    10. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ok. What happened on the island did happen. It was the real timeline. The 'other' timeline was not created by the bomb going off. It was just a jumping point into purgatory. Those who showed up at the church, became at peace with their 'former' timeine and moved on. So, others who were not there but on the island could have moved on before, after, or not at all (eloeise Hawking for example). Faraday had not had is 'wake up' moment yet with Charlotte. But he may since he just met her there. Then move on later. So the 'sideways' timeline could have been thousands of our timeline years since Hurley could have been guardian for the island for who know's how long before he joined the group at the church. Sawyer could have lived to be 90, but then died and reverted back to the 'sideways' timeline so he could join the group at the point of time for him/them that was the most significant. The show wasn't about the island itself. It never was. It was about the folks who survived the initial crash and moved on. The second flight did leave the island. And Jack did die in the bamboo. But it took them all to die on their own time before they all met back up in the sideways. So Ben had not yet been at peace with his actions to enter the church. It's all very Catholic at it's core. Now if you were looking for what the island was or were it came from, that, I'm afraid is going to be another story. Or you could use your imagination. That is the idea here. Every person enjoying the story at their own level.

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    11. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Lost describes how viewers feel from episode to episode. I can only imagine they feel some measure of relief now.

    12. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by kLaNk · · Score: 2

      Never watched it. Should I care? Do they have a solution to the oil slick in the Gulf? Do I have MY priorities straight?

      Why is Mr. High-And-Mighty bothering to post on /. with such important world matters such as the oil in the Gulf, world hunger, nuclear proliferation and North/South Korean relationships escalating?

      You must live a very busy life.

    13. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by johnlcallaway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lost was sold as a way to make money for the networks and advertisers. Sadly, thousands (millions??) of people felt it necessary to watch it.

      Fortunately, I was not one of them.

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    14. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      I spent half an hour unsuccessfully trying to make that exact explanation to my wife after we finished watching LOST last night. I could not (and in fact did not) explain it any better myself.

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    15. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you doing *ANYTHING* to fix the oil slick in the Gulf? Life goes on dude. People far smarter than you or I are trying to fix that issue. Lost is a great TV show, whether or not you like. Trying to guilt trip people for watching Lost when there is an oil slick is idiocy.

      Do you do anything for entertainment? When the oil leak has been plugged, and cleanup is underway, people will still be dying of starvation. Yet here you are posting on Slashdot? Are your priorities straight? Really?

    16. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Never watched it. Should I care? Do they have a solution to the oil slick in the Gulf? Do I have MY priorities straight?

      No, you don't.

      How can you be chatting about the oil spill when there are so many children starving in Africa? Get your priorities straight, man.

    17. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 0

      Why is Mr. High-And-Mighty bothering to post on /. with such important world matters such as the oil in the Gulf, world hunger, nuclear proliferation and North/South Korean relationships escalating?

      You must live a very busy life.

      Because "Stuff that Matters" is right on the subtitle for the website.

    18. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fine, you don't consider Lost to be your level of entertainment - but do you really need to come into this thread and post in a self-righteous manner about how you think its 'sad' that millions of people did enjoy watching Lost week to week?

    19. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by mttlg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They could have done a lot of neat things with tying down loose ends, explaining the island and completing their work. Instead they gave us this. And finally I see no further point in discussing it because there's no hope of ever explaining anything.

      The final twist was that the show wasn't about the island at all, it was about a bunch of annoying characters. I passed on the first season because I had no interest in a "bunch of people stuck on an island" show (without even a million dollar prize), but decided to watch when it looked like the show was more than that. Surprise, surprise, it wasn't. It was a good show, and the ending was fitting, but it's still frustrating for the creators to basically say that all of the mysteries never really mattered. The numbers? Just numbers. Walt? He's busy trying to live while being officially dead. The rules? Oh, that was just a Jacob thing, he's gone now. The Frozen Donkey Wheel? That's just the magical escape hatch, no big deal. The statue? Just a statue that got hit by a ship a while back. The smoke monster? Hey, Target has smoke detectors for $10.99. And the light? Just leave the key in the ignition and the world won't end. What was the point? As Charlton Heston would say, "It's people. Lost is made out of people."

    20. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the poster meant "I've always been VICARIOUSLY Lost". Hilarious slip, though.

    21. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've only seen half of one Lost episode in my life, and I thank you for confirming my determination that it would have been an utter waste of life to watch.

      had to laugh at "unless you live in a hatch somewhere" phrase in the article, seems to me that would describe the viewing audience. well ok, I'm just as bad, I love anime, waiting for Black Lagoon OVAs, 8th episode of Hellsing Ultimate, Shana third season, etc.etc.

    22. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by John+Napkintosh · · Score: 1

      Necessary? As though people were held hostage by their TVs lest they face something traumatic if they don't? Ignoring that the previous sentence could be an metaphor for escapism, you make it sounds as if people had no choice.

      It's just a TV show. I know a lot of people like to bag on these sort of serial dramas and television in general for being little more than advertising machines, but I think you give the writers and the industry a bit too much credit.

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    23. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by joebagodonuts · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... Do I have MY priorities straight?

      If you are posting THAT on /, probably not.

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    24. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Oldstench · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As lovely as the conclusion was for the characters, it does nothing for the viewers who were sold for 5 seasons on the concept of the mysterious island with shitloads of secrets which give rise to even more questions that would eventually be answered. Unfortunately that is not what we got. It feels like the writers painted themselves into a corner and were unable to come up with a satisfactory wrap up regarding the island's secrets so instead gave us as pseudo-Jacob's Ladder ending. No thanks.

    25. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      I sympathize with the writers as they had no idea how many seasons they would get

      They knew from some time in season 3.

      Also the lead writer had refuted the theory that everyone was dead, in purgatory, in heaven or in hell. Yet, at the end they're clearly in some sort of afterlife.

      No, they said that the island wasn't a purgatory. They never said the FS wasn't.

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    26. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

      SPOILERS (of course)

      Well you're not going to get a complete explanation of the island. What has been explained is that somehow it's the seat of all life on earth. It's something akin to the garden of eden.

      Walt: Walt is "special". There's not much more to it than that. Lots of people in the series are special somehow.

      Faraday & Desmond: I'm not sure how much of it is an unexplained loose-end. Both Faraday and Desmond had become somewhat unstuck in time, Desmond due to the hatch blowing up, and Faraday as a result of his experiments. We never get a full backstory on Faraday and we're never shown events from his point of view, but it's possible that somehow he's experiencing things out of order. Otherwise, it's just a minor snafu on the writer's part.

      "the properties of the multiverses": There were no multiverses. The "universe" where they didn't crash on the island never happened. It was all a sort of purgatory that was taking place long after the rest of the events of the show. It took place after Kate and Sawyer and the rest escapes the island, after Hurley became "the chosen one" or whatever. Everyone is dead. The rest of the events of the show are real, and take place in a single timeline.

      "why the black cloud killed who it did and left others": The smoke monster was blocked from killing any of the "candidates" by Jacob. We don't know exactly how Jacob's magic worked, but that's why the smoke monster couldn't kill Jack, Sawyer, Hurley, etc. Anyone else he let live was incidental.

    27. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it took them all to die on their own time before they all met back up in the sideways.

      Really? You're going to use that as an explanation? You sure you want to stick with that?

      *holds gun to his own head*

      See you in the sideways!!!

    28. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by hkmwbz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My issue with Lost is that the entire series was sold with the premise of 'theres a mystery, watch to find out what it is'. Its built up and built up, so many things are hyped and then discarded, and when we get to the final episode ... nothing.

      They did answer a lot of the mysteries, though. It's just that they raised new and sometimes bigger mysteries, and those were left open.

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    29. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by uncmathguy · · Score: 1
      I think you summed up the finale exactly right. And given that conclusion, I must say, I thought it was particularly awful!

      . Now if you were looking for what the island was or were it came from, that, I'm afraid is going to be another story. Or you could use your imagination. That is the idea here. Every person enjoying the story at their own level.

      I for one was hoping for more explanation about the island. However, I really have no problem letting the audience interpret symbolism as they wish. So why didn't they do that with the purgatory timeline? Why did they feel they had to be so obvious and cliché? They would have explained it along the lines of: somehow, through the mysterious properties of the island, these characters were able to import their experiences from the island into their lives in the alternate reality, all for the better. Let us then intemperate it as a metaphor for the afterlife, or whatever we choose. But instead, they go for the old: don't worry, everyone-who-dies-goes-to-a-better-place-with-puppy-dogs-and-rainbows approach. Yuck.

    30. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by gweihir · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Tkanks for that explanation. My decision to not watch this was obviously the right one.

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    31. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by bunratty · · Score: 1

      That's the show I watched last night. He explained perfectly. I suppose some people were expecting some rational explanation, and I can see how they would be disappointed. Darlton said all along there wouldn't be one, because they were let down by the midichlorian explanation in the Star Wars prequels.

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    32. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by noname101 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I have to respectfully disagree with you. As you say you missed all of season 5, the season that answers most of you questions. If you did not watch it you did not see who the smoke monster really was, how he was made and what he was trying to do. If you had watched you would have found out that everything Jacob said about the island was the truth, it was the cork in the bottle.

      Yes like any good book, questions were left unanswered. The show, from the start, was a thinking man's who. The writers choose names very carefully and wrote little hints as to what is happening. There are reasons that John Locke was named after the philosopher. Before I can tell you what I think about the Walt and Faraday I have to clear some other things up.

      I have to say I do not think the show was ever not wrapped in symbolism. But what is really important is that you said “lead writer had refuted the theory that everyone was dead, in purgatory, in heaven or in hell. Yet, at the end they're clearly in some sort of afterlife.” No they said the Island was not purgatory and it was not. The island was real. I would try to explain more to you about the island but since you did not watch the last season that it would really just be a waste of time. I do not mean to flippant about that but what the island is was explained and you chose not to watch it. In the flash sideways time is not a constant, that is the point. They all lived their lives and then came together at the end once all of them were dead, it can be confusing if you keep trying to apply time to the flash side ways. You cannot do that, time is not what you think it was as they were waiting. That is why Ben was not in the church, he was waiting for whom he leaned to love, his child and her mother. Again you missed all that since you did not watch the last season.

      In the end you were really supposed to decide what that show meant for you. I think the real issue with people that did not like the ending was that they want to be told everything. They want everything to be explained to them, that is how T.V. works now. I go back to my original point that it was a thinking mans show. The more you have read, especially philosophy the more there was to get out of the show.

      No you do not know when people died. Not all of them. They died at different times as they lived their life. They all met up before going to heaven. In the end they were all part of a great battle that could have been the end of the world. They were changed for the better and they wanted to met before moving on together. That was the flash sides ways in the end that was the fake world, it was only built by them, so they could all be together. It may seem like that was a type or purgatory I think of it as more of a waiting room. I would not say there were suffering, so it would be a stretch to say it is purgatory.

      I guess what really bothers me is that this post is rated insightful and it was written by a person that did not even watch the whole series, and the most important season was missed all together. Would we think so much of a book review if the writer had picked random pages to read, and then complained when they said it seems like the books jumps around a lot.

      Again I have say it was a thinking mans show. As all mysteries are, if you wanted to just watch a show that has everything explained to you then yes, you were watching the wrong show. If you wanted a show that was more like a well written book and you had to think about it to see how it changed and moved you then this show was for you. I have to say there are not may question that I feel were unanswered. I am sure there will be a number of post that put it all out there for the ones that choose to be told what happened then to work it out themselves. But that is like playing a video game by following the walk-through what is the point? You might as well wait for the movie.


      // That is what I think anyway.

    33. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and lost matters to many people. Weather you agree with them or not is a different matter.

      However, once a person makes a snarky comment about other people on /., but then has the stupidity to ask "Do I have MY priorities in order?", I'm gonna say "Nope". From the content of the post, the priority should be cleaning up the gulf mess, not posting smug comments disparaging others failing to live up to slick7's lofty ideals.

      Look, this is off topic, but if you want to clean up the oil slick (or be morally outraged at the incident) great. But get off /. and go to the gulf and start cleaning. Or find some way to actually take action. Until you get off your own butt, STFU about how other people don't have priorities in order. Easy to be morally outraged on the internet. Much harder to actually go help clean up the mess.

    34. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Intentionally writing story lines which only give the appearance of order but which are actually just random shit happening is smart? I'll freely admit, it was funny when I saw it the first time in Twin Peaks ... but I just can't stomach DEEP any more. It's not smart, it's lazy at best and pandering to the lowest common denominator at worst.

    35. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm from the sound of it, it looks like they failed to tie in everything. Since Season 2 I've always kept saying that the only way this would be a great show is if they managed to end it in some logical way. Somebody down below said something like "what makes a great show better is a great ending" I say "what makes a great show is an ending".
      Anybody can make up stuff, let it float, let people look at it and then flush it abruptly after a while.

    36. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      Right after "News for Nerds."

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    37. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Ben had not yet been at peace with his actions to enter the church. It's all very Catholic at it's core.

      hah. Except for the stainglass windows of the church that had symbols representing all the major religions of the world. Possibly the lamest cop-out I've ever seen, especially after all the religious symbolism that show threw at you.

      "Oh, nevermind. All that symbolism was based on an everything because we don't have the balls to offend anyone."

    38. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by captbob2002 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I found the endings to both to be a disappointment. I remember being a bit happier with the ending of Babylon 5 back in the day - but found much of its last season weak due to the story compression they did in season 4 when they thought they would not get a season five.

      At least the story in Lost was (to me) interesting for most of the run. But I wanted some of the mysteries solved, damn it!

    39. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Dishevel · · Score: 3, Funny

      How can you be worrying about starving children in Africa when earth is going to MELT!?

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    40. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by hesiod · · Score: 1

      But instead, they go for the old: don't worry, everyone-who-dies-goes-to-a-better-place-with-puppy-dogs-and-rainbows approach.

      Not everyone... Michael is dead but can never leave the island because of what he did. Guess he's a ghost or something.

    41. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the most eloquent and graceful straw-grasping technique that I've witnessed in the past 10 posts.

    42. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Chruisan · · Score: 1

      Excellent post. Too bad I don't have any mod points. This is what I took away from the finale, and I think I will have to reference it after my wife watches the rest of it.

    43. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The show, from the start, was a thinking man's who.

      I go back to my original point that it was a thinking mans show.

      Again I have say it was a thinking mans show.

      Wait, are you saying this was only for people of intellect?

      Don't pat yourself on the back too hard.

      Yes like any good book, questions were left unanswered.

      Name a good book with main plot threads left as loose ends. I'm curious where you get this idea.

    44. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by MattSausage · · Score: 1

      Yeah, for what it's worth, I was highly disappointed on how the Baltar/Six/Roslin/Boomer dream premonition eventually panned out. All those seasons of worry and foreboding for a conversation on the bridge? Damn. Still a helluva fine show, but damn. Also, Stargate Universe is a show I love despite my better judgement.

    45. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by uncmathguy · · Score: 1

      Do we know that? I don't remember seeing anything about Michael in the episode. I thought they just couldn't get the actor to Hawaii for filming so they left him out.

    46. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by I_Human · · Score: 1

      "Also the lead writer had refuted the theory that everyone was dead, in purgatory, in heaven or in hell. Yet, at the end they're clearly in some sort of afterlife. " This is where you are mistaken. The "afterlife" or purgatory was the sideways world. The characters only went there after they died - however purgatory is "timeless" I thought Christian explained this bit pretty well to Jack. This is the secret the characters realized when they touched one another - they were dead and in purgatory. Once they were done with purgatory they were ready to leave - like Locke when I forgave himself and allowed himself to be fixed. Earlier when Desmond and Hurley bribe Ana Lucia Hurley asks why they don't take Ana - Desmond responds that she isn't ready yet. She still has to beat whatever is holding her back in purgatory. Ben makes a conscious decision to stay. I hope that clears up some of your issues with the purgatory thing - I do agree there were way too many unanswered questions (who got shot in the boat during the flashing sequences, Walt's significance, etc.).

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    47. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      See...I felt like at very end (with the credit rolling and the scene of the rusting wreckage), they were saying they ALL died in the crash and some remained in purgatory on the island with others who had ended up there and had died. If the bomb going off happened, the island would have been on the bottom of the ocean.

      Personally I thought it ended like a bad French film.

      But it is past time to move on....

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    48. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Angostura · · Score: 1

      "The show wasn't about the island itself. It never was"

      Now that's I call a big McGuffin.

    49. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of the biggest mysteries last night was where did they suddenly find a roll of duct tape to fix the plane?

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    50. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your explanation is good, I didn't watch lost but Netflix will remedy that...

    51. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      I sorta think they made it so confusing, with no plan for the end, that they couldn't really resolve it. Sortof a "whoops- I don't know, screw it."

      I keep going back to Babylon5. It had twists and turns and complexity but it ended up with total resolution. All the arcs landed and it made sense in a "wow" kind of way. Like, you watch the series finale and say "wow".

      Conversely, Xfiles never made sense either, kept adding 2 questions for every 1 they answered. Even the stinkin movie didn't really resolve anything. Did the geeks give xfiles a pass because skulley was so hot?

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    52. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by krou · · Score: 1

      I sympathize with the writers as they had no idea how many seasons they would get but in the end I must admit I found the writing to be more or less utter drivel.

      Actually, this is one of the prime reasons I stopped watching Lost at around Season Two. An interview I saw with Dominic Monaghan on Jonathan Ross in the UK revealed that Lost had been written in its entirety as a two or three season series. However, the success of the first season meant that the powers-that-be insisted it be turned into the multi-season megalith we now have.

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    53. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by shadow349 · · Score: 1

      Do we know that? I don't remember seeing anything about Michael in the episode.

      Yes, Micheal said it explicitly in the "Everybody Loves Hugo" episode.

    54. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      i think ben was in fact at peace with his actions. hell, he probably sat on the island with hurley for a thousand years doing just that.

      i think ben realized after his 'conversion' that he had never really had any personal relationships that mattered, except with his 'daughter'. even that relationship was pretty screwy. everything else was a means to an end for him.

      likewise, his 'daughter', who he was drawn to in the 'purgatory' (as rousseau's kid), hasn't 'converted' either. if i were ben i wouldn't have gone to the church either, not without her.

      i'm figuring he's going to stay until he can make sure the one person he ever really cared about in the real world can come with him.

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    55. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by noname101 · · Score: 0

      Wait, are you saying this was only for people of intellect?

      Don't pat yourself on the back too hard.

      Yes Virginia, there are something that are best enjoyed by people of intellect. Willing to do some of the work for themselves, they do not want to be be fed every detail of a story. Much the same way Socrates would tell you what is wrong so that you could decide what is right.
      I am not patting myself on the back but, I know what I am. :-P

      As I have said I do not believe any of the main plot lines were left untold. The writers have to stop somewhere right. Look at Lord of the Flies. It ends with Ralph crying. Okay what happens when he gets home? What kind of job does he get? How many children does he have? Interesting questions but in the end they do not matter.

      Name a good book with main plot threads left as loose ends. I'm curious where you get this idea.

      Well, I get the idea because I have read books. Please give an example of a “main” plot line unresolved.

    56. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      All work and no play makes Johnny a dull troll.

    57. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by shadow349 · · Score: 1

      I've only seen half of one Lost episode in my life, and I thank you for confirming my determination that it would have been an utter waste of life to watch.

      And that differs from your dedication to commenting on a topic to which you have said you have no interest how exactly?

    58. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. I found the endings to both to be a disappointment. I remember being a bit happier with the ending of Babylon 5 back in the day - but found much of its last season weak due to the story compression they did in season 4 when they thought they would not get a season five.

      Well of course, Babylon 5 had an entirely different development process. It wasn't totally a one-man show as far as the writing, but the writer/producer of that had a definite main arc planned and documented. Even though he had to make modifications due to real-life circumstances, like writing-out important reoccurring characters and the aforementioned last-minute shuffling a lot of resolution that was supposed to happen season 5 back into season 4 (Oh what could have been, eh?), Babylon 5 did stick to the original plan very well. IMHO unless the writing staff are generally untalented (then it really doesn't make a difference what method they use), this usually works out better for story driven show than a making-it-up-a-we-go-along approach, especially when they start incorporating fan-derived theories, like the Galactica re-boot.

      At least the story in Lost was (to me) interesting for most of the run. But I wanted some of the mysteries solved, damn it!

      I have a sneaky suspicion that, whether or not it was planned, there will be a follow-up made-for-TV movie or three. So there further resolutions aren't out of the question, of course there is nothing to stop them from introducing even more mysteries as well...

    59. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by GooberToo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      J.J. Abrams has a consistent formula which rarely seems to fail from a commercial perspective. From an artistic perspective, it always seems to fall flat on its face leaving everyone completely unsatisfied and confused, like a recent ex-virgin wondering about what the hell just happened.

      Formula:
      1. Create an excellent concept.
      2. Create interesting and varied characters. Usually horridly and obviously flawed.
      3. Create an ever growing mystery for the audience; to wit you're sure the character flaws can feed.
      4. Continue to build a mystery such that nothing makes logical sense, characters don't feed or develop in any meaningful way. Characters follow no logic and betray their character at every turn. Hopefully the audience will believe this has to do with the ever building mystery rather than a failing of the Abrams. Realistically, it has more to do with the fact there was never a real plan, story arc, or long term development by Abrams.
      5. End the story in a completely illogical manner such that it punishes the audience for trusting Abrams beyond the beginning of step four; whereby it becomes very obviously not only is Abrams unable to deliver any substance, its plainly beyond his ability to do so.
      6. People walk around scratching head wondering what the fuck just happened while trying to explore their own meaning in a story which never had any meaning from the beginning. All personal meaning is strictly coincidental as Abrams never delivered anything.

      So for those who found meaning in Abram's effort, congrats! You found more than was ever provided, intended, or eluded. In short, it means you're more creative than Abrams. And if you didn't find meaning, congrats! You've been bitten yet again by Abrams' epic ability to fail at story telling. Even worse, his epic ability to destroy completely awesome story ideas.

      Like nuclear war, the only way to win is to not play - anything in which Abrams participates.

    60. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      It was the journey not the destination. Perhaps the single most hated episode in the entire run of the show aired a few weeks ago when the writers did exactly what fans had been clamoring for, and did an episode of heavy exposition that laid out several answers clearly. It isn't nearly as entertaining as people suspect.

      The show answered most of the questions people had. It didn't answer all of them, but removing the final layers of mystery and spoon feeding you answers would only make it worse.

      You can pick up a mystery novel and skip right to the final chapter, but you destroy the entire purpose of reading the book. It isn't fun. The point is to enjoy the ride.

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    61. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In short, J J Abrams is a bit of a tool.

    62. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Policeman

    63. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is *very* simple actually. And those answers came a few episodes early.

      The heart of the island is filled with energy. It is the same energy that fuels life. Jacob guarded that energy and used it to protect candidates so they didn't age, and healed miraculously. As a punishment for someone trying to steal that energy, they would be turned into the "smoke monster", which could only wear the faces of dead bodies on the island.

      Go back and watch the pilot. The show was always an allegory about good and evil. The island was split time and time again into two groups of conflict, and those conflicts were smaller facets of a larger conflict.

      Did you watch Star Wars and complain that the Force was never explained?

      The only reason people expect more from Lost is because when there was a reveal, it was so rewarding. It showed how deep the show was, how well thought it was, and how much meaning there laid in so many aspects of the story. People complain that they didn't get more of that instead of celebrating on how many great moments of revelation there were.

      Watch JJ Abram's "Alias" some time. The show was predicated on revealing twists, but that show really was made up as they went along and became ludicrous very quick. Instead of having twists for the sake of twists, Lost was amazingly consistent while still surprising.

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    64. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The show wasn't about the island itself. It never was"

      Now that's I call a big McGuffin.

      But conventional McGuffins don't work in science fiction. You need to acknowledge the device. (Go watch Kiss Me Deadly -- it did a sci-fi McGuffin correctly) All we get otherwise is low-fantasy; and fundamentally, Lost, which was marketed as a sci-fi mystery, wasn't. It was a low-fantasy mystery.

    65. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      "Dalrton" said from the first season that was never the case. The show was real. They were not dead the entire time.

      To hammer that home further, Christian Shephard said it several times at the end. Everything that we saw was real. It happened.

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    66. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      The credit scroll of the wreckage clearly had some of the survivor's old camp still visible. They didn't die in the wreck, the Island happened. The bomb simply pushed the crew forward in time back to 'the present'. It didn't do anything else, other than it possibly was the cause of the whole hatch problem in first place.

    67. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      "Darlton" said several times over again that the writers were often torn. Some were convinced the entire purpose of the show was to tell this larger story of mythology. The other half of the writers were convinced the purpose of the show was to tell a smaller character drama about these people's lives. It is quite appropriate that a show so dedicated to duality straddled those two camps of writers.

      It was always both. From the first season on where many fans complained about flashbacks, because they detracted from the island story, they failed to realize that the story is worthless without both parts.

      You wouldn't care about those characters if not for the circumstances on the island. At the same time, the specific character arcs solidified by their flashbacks gave gravity to the action on the island so it wasn't some stupid Michael Bay film.

      The finale addressed both of these things. Every character on the island was flawed, terrified, and alone. They had issues they ran from and weren't ready to address. In the end, they all came to peace with their lives. Similarly, the island was a place of conflict for THOUSANDS OF YEARS due to Jacob and the MIB. Jack ended that conflict.

      What more did you really want?

      Would the show be better if aliens invented some nanotechnology that explained the smoke monster? And before you answer that question, let me say "midichlorians".

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    68. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 1

      So Ben had not yet been at peace with his actions to enter the church. It's all very Catholic at it's core.

      Being "at peace with [one's] actions" has nothing to do with Catholicism. The whole ending was a big pseudo-religious mishmash with no clear underlying philosophy.

      Now if you were looking for what the island was or were it came from, that, I'm afraid is going to be another story. Or you could use your imagination. That is the idea here. Every person enjoying the story at their own level.

      So the answer to the criticism that the show revealed essentially nothing about the island is... we should imagine it for ourselves? Sorry, that's not going to fly. You say "the show wasn't about the island itself", but that's wrong-- it was about both the island and the people on it. Some of us cared at least as much about the former as the latter.

    69. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by kckman · · Score: 1

      I once had an idea what it was. I never observed it not never intend to.

    70. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Teancum · · Score: 1

      How can you worry about the Earth melting when the entire Solar System is going to be wiped out by Sirus A exploding in a supernova?

      Man, get your priorities straight. We need to develop interstellar propulsion just to save the species!

    71. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Unlike a finely crafted classic novel, the grand symbolism and allusions are too abstract to nail down.

      If the symbolism in a finely crafted classic novel were easy to nail down, it would already be done, and nobody would talk about it anymore. Then it would no longer be a classic. Literature that relies on symbolism is deliberately vague(like Lost) in order to give English majors something to do. We are deliberately taught in English classes that "there is no right answer". Like you said, what's the point?

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    72. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by czarv10 · · Score: 1

      Faraday does not remember Desmond because he performed time travel experiments on himself and this messed up his memory. It's documented on his notebook: at the end of one episode he reads from it "...if something happens, Desmond Hume will be my constant."

    73. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've only seen half of one Lost episode in my life, and I thank you for confirming my determination that it would have been an utter waste of life to watch.

      And that differs from your dedication to commenting on a topic to which you have said you have no interest how exactly?

      The two are only equivalent if he posts on this topic for five more years, annoying his friends the entire time.

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    74. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by reg106 · · Score: 1

      The finale did a fine job of explaining the alt-universe. That was fine. But the alt-universe only entered the story line in, what, Season 5? (After they knew the ultimate end date for the show.) The creators substituted answers about a cheep plot device that entered late in the show for answers about about the island itself .

      I watched, as I believe many did, because I was interested in the mythology of the island, which formed the core of Seasons 1-4. The writers have been promising that there was a deep explanation underlying the mythology since Season 1. In the end, very little was answered. Do we know anything about why the Dharma Initiative was there? Why food fell from the sky? Why the Egyptian symbolism was there? Where the island came from? What its purpose was? Why people were "studying" the island? The answers that were provided never really provided further insight. e.g. the numbers were the remaining candidates. Then why were they "bad luck"? Why were they written on the hatch? Each reveal promised that eventually a key would be provided that really made everything fit. But no. They could have left plenty of ambiguity while still fleshing out the backstory of the island. I suspect they had already written themselves into a corner and introducing and explaining the alt-universe was easier than trying to form something sensible out of what they had already written.

    75. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by J-1000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      So the 'sideways' timeline could have been thousands of our timeline years since Hurley could have been guardian for the island for who know's how long before he joined the group at the church.

      And he still didn't lose any weight!

    76. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by witch-doktor · · Score: 1

      The difference between this and Star Wars is that George Lucas lost his touch after ep IV. The lost writers lost their touch after Season 1

    77. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife just assumed it took place in a Unitarian church...

    78. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod up x1000. Why do people keep falling for this?

    79. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by John+Napkintosh · · Score: 1

      The writers liked to say that the series title "Lost" refers not being lost geographically or temporally, if one were to relate the title directly to events happening in the narrative. Instead, they say that it's about the characters being lost in their lives, searching for explanations or something otherwise. This seems to go hand-in-hand with their explanation that the series is meant to be about the discovery of the characters and their individual crises, and not so much about the island itself.

      There's obviously an inclination to look to the series finale for answers to various mysteries that have been occurring, and then you are finding yourself lost just like the characters - searching for answers as a way to make sense of what's happening. It's just that the context for you is that of the series, rather than your life. But like life, you are presented the same set of facts as everyone else who has watched the series and are left to reconcile the series finale with what has happened. In that sense, the series is an allegory for life itself.

      I think I like the ending I made up in my head better, because it's my ending. Telling you my ending wouldn't help you understand things, because my ending is based on conclusions I've drawn in the absence of certain explanations by writers. Even if they did answer absolutely every little thing the promised to explore, there's no guarantee that I'd like that ending better than the one that aired, so I'm given to interpretation in my own way. Nevertheless, my ending is in the last paragraph.

      For example, according to writers, the black smoke is something like pure evil, and the island vis-a-vis the light at the heart of the island is keeping the black smoke in check so it does not go off and destroy the world. There was little explanation about how the light and the island came to be, and how Jacobs brother managed to become the black smoke, or even why the black smoke desires to destroy the world. But that matters little, as their explanation of these things is likely to describe events that themselves need further explanation.

      Those explanations are likely to either be too neat as to be sufficiently plausible, or create too many more mysteries as to be sufficiently plausible. In the end, it seems like it's going to boil down to either being a matter of scientific (likely pseudo-scientific) explanation, or that no amount of science can explain things and you will be resolved to relying on some sort of faith or beliefs to help understand why things are the way they are. Sound familiar? Of all the people who experienced the same series (life) over the same 6 seasons (as long as life has existed), we've all come up we'll all have to come up with our own conclusions about the series (life).

      Lost isn't about the island, or even about the characters. The finale isn't really that important, because the writers can't explain anything. It is what it is - what we are and how we make sense of the world; how different people develop themselves and come to be who they are. The ending is whatever our ending will be. We'll either come to accept things for what they are and move on together, or we'll continue to separate ourselves into rival factions and pit ourselves against one another to hammer out who is more right.

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    80. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the toolbox that I would imagine (hope) would be standard issue for ALL planes for fixing minor issues in-flight -- cushion gets torn? Tape it and let the maintenance guys fix or replace it when the plane's back on the ground. Sign on the bathroom falls down? Tape it. Some button or knob (ideally not inside the cockpit) that shouldn't move does? Tape it.

      Even if it wasn't part of some standard issue toolbox, I imagine Lapidus would have stashed some extra tools on the plane before taking off -- after all, he knows (hopes) they're going to get to the island and that it might not be the best of landings.

      I don't know where the quote "If it shouldn't move but does, duct tape. If it doesn't move but should, WD-40." but it seems appropriate here. [After watching the MythBusters, I think that phrase should have a third sentence -- "If it shouldn't exist but does, C4."]

    81. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by bunratty · · Score: 1

      The Dharma Initiative was there to study the unique electromagnetic properties of the island (i.e. the "light"). Food fell from the sky because it was dropped by the Dharma Initiative; presumably you're asking why it fell in 2004 which is probably because time is different on and off the island. The Egyptian symbolism is there presumably because it was brought by some of the people Jacob brought to the island. The purpose of the island is that it holds the light that is present in everyone.

      Where the island itself came from has never been explained. I suppose that's just like real life. No one knows where the universe came from, do they?

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    82. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The whole point of leaving the Island as a mystery is to point out how unimportant the Island is. The show was about the main characters. The Island was a place, or at best, a series of events drawing the main characters together. Do we know the mysterious lives of all the background characters? No. Why should we care more about an inanimate object (no matter how cool)?

    83. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      How can you worry about the Earth melting when the entire Solar System is going to be wiped out by Sirus A exploding in a supernova?

      Man, get your priorities straight. We need to develop interstellar propulsion just to save the species!

      I got a message on my voicemail about some kind of public works hearing over an eminent domain issue. Said something about papers being on file on Alpha Centauri... Do you think that's important? I'm going to be out this week, maybe I could look into it when I get back on Friday...

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    84. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by doggo · · Score: 1

      Amen to that, brutha! People are reading a lot more into it than what's really there because we can't believe that anyone would intentionally do such bad storytelling. The truth about Lost is the actors were so compelling that they carried the series long after the storytelling had foundered. It's a Ferrari on the outside, but a lawnmower engine on the inside. It's a goat in a thoroughbred suit.

      I'm definitely going to boycott Abrams' work from now on.

    85. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Halfway through this season, Hurley met his ghost. Michael said that he couldn't move on because of what he did.

      Moving on was a pretty big theme this season. I think it's because the writers knew they were going to piss people off. It was a subtle way of telling their audience that it's time to move on.

    86. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      But it took them all to die on their own time before they all met back up in the sideways.

      Except for Desmond, who did his "Mental Timetravel" trick and actually traveled _past_ his own lifetime into his afterlife.

      So Ben had not yet been at peace with his actions to enter the church. It's all very Catholic at it's core. Now if you were looking for what the island was or were it came from, that, I'm afraid is going to be another story. Or you could use your imagination.

      And acceptance of Mystery is another strong religious theme. Essentially, there are things outside our control; understanding them takes less precedence than understanding each other. To anyone so wrapped up in the gnawing hunger of knowing what the Island was, I offer Rose's comforting words: "It's okay, you can let go now."

    87. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Sancho · · Score: 1

      "why the black cloud killed who it did and left others": The smoke monster was blocked from killing any of the "candidates" by Jacob. We don't know exactly how Jacob's magic worked, but that's why the smoke monster couldn't kill Jack, Sawyer, Hurley, etc. Anyone else he let live was incidental.

      The guardian of the island apparently gets to set some rules, much like the rules that the Boy in Black set when he found the board game on the island. The whole series was a game between Jacob and the Man in Black. Though Jacob died, the Man in Black lost.

    88. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Omestes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I kind of like that kind of story, but then again I think Twin Peaks was the best show that was ever on T.V. I like stories that don't wrap up neatly in the end, and give you a precise answer to all the mysteries. I feel that the more surreal things are, the more they mirror life. There is no definite answers in life, there is mostly mystery, ad hoc explanations, and various flavors of hypothesis that exist to be endlessly mulled.

      That is how Hollywood killed every movie based on a Philip Dick story; by wrapping it all up, and telling the viewer the proper interpretation of events, where in the story your generally left pondering what exactly was real, and what exactly was in the protagonists head.

      The mystery keeps it interesting long after the show or book ends. It makes it a bit more engaging.

      I view lost like a television version of the book House of Leaves. Except with more religious overtones.

      Though to be honest, I feared it devolving into a religious allegory early in the first season.

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    89. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by uncmathguy · · Score: 1

      Not to beat the ghost of a horse, but that seems to be in a slightly different story arc than the people in purgatory in the flash sideways: they for one did not appear on the island. Are you sure that Michael's appearance wasn't the smoke monster (as all the other dead people on the island were) or just part of Hugo's insanity?

      That said, I agree that it is definitely time to move on.

    90. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      In short, J J Abrams is a bit of a tool.

      <cough> STARTREK... Guh... goddamn pollen...

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    91. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by doggo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hey, no fair! You Lost writers are not allowed to comment. You had years to make sense, and you didn't. No do-overs.

      But seriously...

      "Yes like any good book, questions were left unanswered." BZZZZT!!!

      No, actually, a good book tells a coherent story.

    92. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7: Big Profit!

    93. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About the insightful mods, when I moderate sometimes I give points to posts like that guy's so they can be seen and spur on the discussion.

      Maybe if that post was at -1 troll, you wouldn't have even responded with your thoughtful answer.

    94. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it was more "limbo." A place to wait until you're ready to move on. Some people weren't ready (Ana Lucia) and some never will be (Michael, who doesn't even get to go to Limbo.)

      That said, I think the end of the world is vastly overstated. Though they outright said that the world would end if Smokey got off of the island, I think that was just a means of control to get the survivors to play Jacob's little game. Smokey apparently had to snuff out the light in order to leave. To get to the light, he had to find someone capable of withstanding the radiation and get past Jacob, since Jacob knows that snuffing out the light will cause the island to sink.

      Only once the light is snuffed out, Smokey's just a regular mortal again. He's not some monster who is going to ravage the world. There is no indication that the rest of the world is in danger. That means that a really big portion of the show was essentially pointless. Why should we care if this island sinks, when we don't know why it's important? To me, Jacob was the bad guy, keeping Smokey chained to the Island for apparently no good reason.

    95. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by tophermeyer · · Score: 4, Funny

      One of the biggest mysteries last night was where did they suddenly find a roll of duct tape to fix the plane?

      Ductus ex Machina?

    96. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Inasmuch as you can trust anything that was said during the course of the show, Smokey-as-Locke indicated that he was trapped in Locke's form. He was clearly able to turn into smoke again, but we're not given any indication that he can take the form of others anymore.

      Who is the "they" that didn't appear on the island?

    97. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the show I watched last night. He explained perfectly. I suppose some people were expecting some rational explanation, and I can see how they would be disappointed. Darlton said all along there wouldn't be one, because they were let down by the midichlorian explanation in the Star Wars prequels.

      Ah yes, midichlorians, the curse that keeps on giving!

    98. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      So many questions I have went completely unanswered...The series offered closure on what happened eventually to everyone but no closure whatsoever as to what the island was and how its mechanations functioned -- even on a magical fantasy level.

      Lost was primarily a character driven show by the end, and in my opinion a resolution for almost all the characters was exactly what I wanted.

      As to the lack of a mechanism for the island, I guess it's like real life, where your "how does this work" questions are rarely answered. It would have been a little out of place, since Jacob had no scientific explanation for the place and the scientists who could have found a scientific explanation didn't have much luck explaining the island. Furthermore, they put so much mysticism into the island that anything like a scientific explanation would be a complete failure.

      Questions about Walt

      I'm guessing it's just that the child actor went through puberty. They couldn't show any of the intervening time using a now 20 something actor. I'm sure they wanted to wrap that up, they offered closure on more minor characters. And one of the last regular episodes seems to suggest that Michael's spirit can't leave the island because he died without atoning for murder, that's what Hurley said.

      Also the lead writer had refuted the theory that everyone was dead, in purgatory, in heaven or in hell.

      You're objecting to the lead writer lying about the end of the series? Would you have preferred he spoil it for everyone?

    99. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by noname101 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No, actually, a good book tells a coherent story.

      So do you consider Slaughterhouse-Five coherent or a bad story? I will admit that I had trouble following when I was 15, that does not mean I did not like it.

    100. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      The final twist was that the show wasn't about the island at all, it was about a bunch of annoying characters. I passed on the first season because I had no interest in a "bunch of people stuck on an island" show

      Character stories can be very powerful, witness BSG. I actually loved Lost for the first 3 seasons, because it was very artfully a story about PEOPLE, and the mysterious island was really just a setting to let them bounce off each other. I started to lose interest in the show when they stopped doing flash-backs and started concentrating on actually trying to make the island logically explainable. And then they invoked time travel. I just skimmed through the rest so I could watch the finale (beautiful, btw), but it appears the show you wanted and the show I wanted were completely different things, and Lost delivered only half of each.

    101. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by malbrech · · Score: 1

      Oh, and did I tell you that you should have peanuts handy? They help you getting a hicthhike on a passing by spaceship.

      I love this nerdy culture in /.

    102. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Mod up x1000. Why do people keep falling for this?

      1. Mod points don't go that high.
      2. We "keep falling for it" maybe because we don't really pay that much attention to who is making these TV shows. When I first saw Lost, my questions were all about "what's going on?" not "Who is the producer and what's his track record as to answering questions."

    103. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by uncmathguy · · Score: 1

      Who is the "they" that didn't appear on the island?

      The characters in the flash sideways. Yeah, some of them were still alive, but then the flash sideways was supposed to take place outside of time.

      As for Smokey-as-Locke, I recall him answering someone's question along the lines of "I can be anyone who is dead, but I rather like this body."

    104. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by noname101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, you do have the right to get from it what you will but I am not sure why you down play the significance of the island. I see it as more of a Pandora's box, or for some, the containment vessel in Ghost Busters. For Smoky to leave the light had to be put out, if the light is put out the island sinks and is no longer the cork in the bottle. I really believe that everything that Jacob said this season was true. I am trying to think back to anything that Jacob said that was not true and I cannot think of anything. Smokey was a hurt little boy that only wanted to get away from home, some of us can feel his pain. It was a battle that started when he was young and became a crusade. I do not think that he thought it would destroy the world, he simply had been trying to get off the island for so long that is all he knew. It was the same way that Jack was sure calling the boat was a good thing, we know how that turned out.

    105. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am SO glad that I never wasted a single second watching this show. Somehow, I feel a deliciously-guilty smugness about having ignored something that turned out to be....nothing. It's like watching a would-be thief steal the garbage that you wrapped up like a fancy present and "accidentally" left sitting on a park bench.

      And now people will argue and pontificate endlessly about what it did or didn't mean, and whether or not it was "good" or "bad" or (insert adjective here). And I will blissfully care not care at all. In fact, I'm tempted to go, "Ha ha ha, SUCKERS!" But I won't. :)

      Mike

    106. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Did you watch Star Wars and complain that the Force was never explained?

      No, I watched Star Wars and complained that it was explained...

      *mutter* Midi-chlorians

    107. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by noname101 · · Score: 1

      Excellent explanation.
      Nice work.
      // If only there were a tag so I could show that I was not being sarcastic....

    108. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by maestroX · · Score: 1

      People walk around scratching head wondering what the fuck just happened while trying to explore their own meaning in a story which never had any meaning from the beginning

      All personal meaning is strictly coincidental as Abrams never delivered anything.

      Abrams delivered .. everyone feels lost, don't they?

    109. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      I had only watched the pilot, and it immediately "lost" me. As in, I never came back to the show.

      --
      "He's lost in a 'floyd hole"
    110. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you're so narcissistic as to declare yourself a self appointed intellectual, at least take the time to work on your spelling and grammar. Not once did you get "a thinking man's show" correct, genius.

    111. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. The show isn't for everyone.

      --
      http://blindscribblings.com - Tasty pop-culture in conceptual fashion.
    112. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I sympathize with the writers as they had no idea how many seasons they would get but in the end I must admit I found the writing to be more or less utter drivel. Designed only to get you to keep watching with little if any satisfactory explanations."

      I'm not the least bit surprised. It's J.J. Abrams. He's good at it (re: "Alias" expresses the same ploy). It's a mish-mash of seemingly thoughtful/intellectual stuff (e.g., all the philosopher name dropping) stirred in a pot and loosely connected together into a semblance of plot, but in the end it goes nowhere.

      Somehow the title of the series seems even more appropriate now than at the start. I almost wonder if it's an autobiographical account of the guy's life as a writer, stumbling around from interesting idea to interesting idea but never having a clue where he's ultimately traveling to -- "Lost".

      Writing TV shows doesn't have to be this way. Compare "Lost" to the long story arc of B5, which was done on a tiny fraction of the budget, and which narrowly got to the 5th and final season. It wasn't perfect, but *that* was a plan with an actual writer behind it (JMS).

      What "Lost" has settled for me is that I'm not watching any more of J.J. Abrams nonsense.

    113. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But instead, they go for the old: don't worry, everyone-who-dies-goes-to-a-better-place-with-puppy-dogs-and-rainbows approach. Yuck.

      You don't seem to realize that this wouldn't be very different from the Purgatory option. In Catholic and related theology, Purgatory is a place/state of being, that the not-wicked-enough-to-be-damned must go through in order to purge all their sins (hence the name) prior to experiencing Heaven. Of course, if there was any possibility other than eventually ending up in a "better place" then they weren't in Purgatory at all.

    114. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by CaseM · · Score: 1

      That's not even the biggest one related to the plane. The bigger question (I had to stop watching because of time constraints last night) was how in the hell did they manage to taxi AND force a take-off in a frickin' jumbo jet on soft, wet sand!

    115. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by CaseM · · Score: 1

      Precisely. The show was sold on the premise that there were many mysteries and that eventually those mysteries would be resolved. What we got was a big group hug in purgatory because "after all, everyone eventually dies" and a pathetic excuse for a narrative arc resolution on the real island.

    116. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by CaseM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a cop-out and you know it. Initially the writers had no idea how successful Lost may or may not be. They introduced ideas even in the pilot which are still unexplained. For God's sake, why did the smoke monster kill anyone (like the pilot of Oceanic 815)? Why did the smoke monster kill everyone in the temple in Season 6? The writers were reaching. This whole "it's all about the characters" nonsense is just fanboy apologetics.

    117. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Sancho · · Score: 1

      You're right. Ilana was the one who said that he was stuck. It was such a throwaway moment that I'm inclined to think that the writers were telling the audience that, rather than the characters talking to each other. That, and if Michael (or anyone else) were meant to be Smokey, the writers probably would have revealed it somehow.

      By this point in the series, people being someone other than they seem would have to be made clear for there to be any semblance of plot continuity and purpose of writing.

    118. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'd write about all the crap you just spewed but since you think so highly of this show it would be wasted on you.

    119. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      LOST:
              Season 1: Mystery. Interesting. Cool. Gripping. Success.
                    Inter season break: Writers celebrate. Get supremely drunk.
              Season 2: Oh My! Did you see That shark we jumped!
              Season 2-5: Writers Still Drunk.
              Season 6: Suddenly sober: "Wow we lost 4 seasons... Run away before they ask for our salaries back!!!"

    120. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so true. After "Alias" (and those f**** Rimbaldi devices - they should have been called 'plot devices'), I refused to watch 'Lost'. Thank $DEITY.

    121. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I have to largely agree.

      I watched season 1 of Lost, and a few episodes from season 2. They were constantly introducing crazy mysteries, and never resolving anything. It became clear fairly early that the writers really had no idea what was happening, and the main show was just a venue for soul-searching character flashbacks. It was already incoherent, and the little I've read of subsequent seasons suggests that it has only gotten far worse.

      Somebody on Slashdot summarized the same problem with BG: "The cylons are back...and they have a plan...and the writers have no idea what it is."

      There are two ways to do long-running series:
      1. Have a pre-planned story arc. Maybe not every detail, but you know what the overall plan is. This ends up allowing you to have big revelations but have it all make sense. The downside is that you limit yourself to a set number of seasons/etc. Think Babylon 5.
      2. Have only a general idea where you're going, but keep the episodes self-contained. Overall arcs are few and far between, or just represent developments along an unchanging front. Think ST-TNG.

      The problem with Lost is that it was trying to do both - it wanted to keep making progress, but it didn't have a plan so it just ended up getting really mixed up.

      So, do you ever find out what was rustling the trees and ripping the pilot out of the plane in the first episode? Or, did we take all these years to never bother to go there?

    122. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by eln · · Score: 1

      It was a good show, and the ending was fitting, but it's still frustrating for the creators to basically say that all of the mysteries never really mattered.

      I think this is what really angered me about how the show ended. These people gave us all these mysteries, and repeatedly promised us there would be an explanation, and at the end the explanation was "the mysteries don't matter." Who are they to tell me what matters and what doesn't? They told me these things would be explained, and they weren't. They kept us watching for years on the promise that things would be made clear, and at the end they weren't. They created a brand new mystery in the penultimate season (the sideways universe) and solved that one, and dismissed everything else as "unimportant".

      Basically the whole finale was "we can't figure out how to wrap all this stuff up, so we're going to try and convince you that none of it is important anyway so you won't hate us." Didn't work for me.

    123. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Well Jacob's mother said that if the light went out, it would go out everywhere (and that there is a little bit of the light inside everyone.) But absent any evidence to support that (and evidence to the contrary--people didn't start dying left and right when the light was put out) I'm inclined to think that was superstition. Anything Jacob thought or knew about the light would have come from his mother. He may have believed that he was acting in the best interest of the world, but we saw what happened when the light went out. Immortals became mortal and the island started to sink.

      Hell, the mother could have known full well that the light was what allowed her to be/grant immortality, and that could have been her motivation for protecting it. But that's not the interpretation I choose to go with.

    124. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I wanted to live in the same house as my wife, It was necessary for her to be near a tv while it was on, or I was in trouble. Dinner had to be after the show because once, we were stuck in traffic on the way home and missed the beginning, was not a good evening...

    125. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by snkline · · Score: 1

      The Egyptian symbolism is there presumably because it was brought by some of the people Jacob brought to the island

      The Egyptian symbolism has nothing to do with Jacob for a couple reasons: First, as a Latin speaker, Jacob was born long after the height of Egypt (at the earliest around 400BC if they were speaking Old Latin) By even that earliest time very few, if any Egyptians could still write or understand hieroglyphics. Second, the same Egyptian glyphs and structures appear within the Source of Light, where Jacob has never been, and without the hieroglyph'd artifact stuck in the hole there would be no light, so it was obviously there long before Jacob.

      The fact of the matter is that there is no particular reason for the Egyptian stuff. The writers obviously thought it would be all mysterious and mystical, with no depth of thought as to how it would be explained.

    126. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep digging your hole troll.

    127. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by ProppaT · · Score: 1

      My big question is, if all of the small details that kept people guessing, theorizing, watching every week were unimportant to the actual plot of the show, why put them there? The writers have said time and time again that it's a character based show, but almost everyone actually watched it for the plot. It's almost as if they used the mystery as a way to sell the show that they actually wanted to make, a show about the characters.

      And I would have been fine if it truly was a character based show as it was stated. The problem with that was that most of the characters were fairly uninteresting on their own. In most cases the sub-par acting didn't help much either. They all had backstory, but it was presented in a way where you thought "this is going to be important later, let me soak this in." I'm sure, down the road, we'll see books hit the shelves about the making of Lost, what went behind the decisions, the staffs real opinions and reactions. I'll be very interested in seeing if this was another case of "This is what we went out to make, but the network forced us to do this."

      In the end, Lost was two very different shows fighting each other for air time, a mystery and a drama. Sometimes they intertwined, but not nearly enough...and it showed in the episodes. You would love or hate each depending on if you were in it for the sci-fi for the drama. It was a smart at the time...ANYONE could watch the show. The fatal flaw was not giving both themes a proper ending.

      As far as Star Wars not explaining the force, Star Wars never set you up for an explanation. Half of lost was nothing but new puzzle/old puzzle solved. That's not a fair comparison.

      --
      Wise men say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
    128. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not trolling. Even from your perspective it seems pretty unfulfilling to me. If you took some fantastic truth from it all, great. It seems like you are justifying years of dribble by stating, "It is a thinking man's show". The show that was promised in the first few seasons wasn't delivered. If the mysterious question was how to dupe millions into watching nonsense, it would hit the nail on the head.

      When the show ceased to be about a great experiment, and the others turned out to be another camp of people with no answers themselves the show had tipped me off that it was a waste of my time. I fail to see any logical sense that this show could attain.

    129. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Enderandrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The mysteries were important.

      Both the larger mythology and the individual character stories were equally important.

      Some of the details however begin to descend into minutia.

      For instance, if you can't enjoy the show because you don't understand how the Dharma food drops continued (even though there is an answer for that) then you're not seeing the forest for the trees.

      --
      http://blindscribblings.com - Tasty pop-culture in conceptual fashion.
    130. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact of the matter is that there is no particular reason for the Egyptian stuff. The writers obviously thought it would be all mysterious and mystical, with no depth of thought as to how it would be explained.

      Or since the Island could move through space and time independent of the rest of the Earth, it could just mean that at some point prior to events of the series the Island was either in the Persian Gulf or the Mediterranean Sea and some Old Kingdom Egyptians (who had boats and traveled on both bodies of water) came to the island. Perhaps they even went through something like the events portrayed in the series, being shipwrecked instead of plane-wrecked.

    131. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      It reminded me of a few anime series I watched in this respect where the shows digress into absolving themselves of anything earthly or logical in some sort of ethereal climax of visual and auditory sequence or cues.

      Yeah, "Lost" is pretty much the "Neon Genesis Evangelion" of American prime-time.

    132. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I just mean that we don't know the details. We don't know, for example, how badly the Man in Black could hurt one of the candidates, nor how indirect his actions would have to be to cause them harm (other than apparently he must trick someone else into actually doing the harm). We can't say anything as specific as "Jacob created a force-field made of special particles that repelled the black smoke" or anything similar. We can't say by what force Jacob's rules were enforced (except maybe whatever force is behind the heart of the island).

      Still, we know the smoke monster wasn't allowed to hurt certain people, but was allowed to hurt others. Some of the people he was allowed to hurt, he still chose not to hurt either because (a) he didn't care; or (b) he was using them as pawns to maneuver the people he couldn't hurt.

    133. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I keep going back to Babylon5. It had twists and turns and complexity but it ended up with total resolution. All the arcs landed and it made sense in a "wow" kind of way. Like, you watch the series finale and say "wow".

      Agreed.

      Conversely, Xfiles never made sense either, kept adding 2 questions for every 1 they answered. Even the stinkin movie didn't really resolve anything.

      I was going to mention The X-Files also. I've seen all the episodes and movies, and the 'alien arc' still makes no sense to me.

      Did the geeks give xfiles a pass because skulley was so hot?

      Speaking only for myself, "yes". :-)

    134. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

      Thats nice and smug for you but a pretty rude way to come into the conversation.

      I didn't watch it either, I think at the time because it was opposite of something else I was watching and just never started to watch it.

      I'm going to assume that everyone who has a viewpoint opposite of yours, mine included, won the argument because you come across as a douche.

    135. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully, I did not have to read this post since I'm one of the few brave souls who have not watched a single episode of Lost. And a cursory glance through the comments tells me nothing of value was lost.

      I had the same smug feeling when "The Sopranos" ended. Now if only I had done the same with "Heroes". There's countless hours of my life I could have wasted on slashdot instead ...

       

    136. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why Cloverfield worked; it only went to a third step.

      Formula:
      1. Create an excellent concept.
      2. Create interesting and varied characters. Usually horridly and obviously flawed.
      3. Kill them.

    137. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Abrams has been pretty open about this: he values mystery more than he values resolution.

    138. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by nine-times · · Score: 1

      ...it's still frustrating for the creators to basically say that all of the mysteries never really mattered. The numbers? Just numbers. Walt? He's busy trying to live while being officially dead. The rules? Oh, that was just a Jacob thing, he's gone now. The Frozen Donkey Wheel? That's just the magical escape hatch, no big deal. The statue? Just a statue that got hit by a ship a while back.

      On the other hand, is there any explanation that could ever be awesome enough? Even if they had it all intricately planned out ahead of time, explaining things *always* makes them seem rather ordinary. "Who is Jacob?" is a great mystery. Then you get the explanation, "Oh, he's just some kind of a weird mystical all-knowing protector of the island, and therefore protector of the entire world." Now that's not ordinary at all, but once you know it, it's not interesting either.

    139. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by ghostis · · Score: 1

      I have heard this called "Twin Peaks Syndrome." Twin Peaks apparently started out as a fact-based mystery, but the writers dug themselves in so deep, that they resorted to mystical hand waving to wrap things up.

      --


      Computer Science is all about trying to find the right wrench to bang in the right screw. -T.Cumbo?
    140. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by jonytk · · Score: 1

      So true, i remember watching the first 6 episodes on a marathon of lost and saying "it get's interesting" but knowing what happened to other series, like Prison break that failed to deliver and the writers just keep writing nonsense i thought this will be an epic fail. And i don't want to be hooked up by this...

    141. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      I don't think they'll help you get the lift, but they will help replace lost salt and protein after using the matter transference beam.

    142. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          That's what he was saying, moron.

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    143. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          There's something to be said for simplicity and senseless violence. Those are two of my favorite things in a movie. :) Well, if you add in dragons, naked women, and heavy artillery, then you'd have a real winner.

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    144. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by slick7 · · Score: 1

      I love it when a plan comes together!

      --
      The mind conceives, the body achieves, the spirit manifests.
    145. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Then the entire show is a lie. Part of the reason I bought into Lost is that they promised not to have a cop-out like that.

      It also means there was never the ability to have resolution.

      As it stands, Claire, Kate, Sawyer, Miles, Richard and Frank make it off the island alive. Hurley and Ben get to protect the island. And in the end, all of these deeply troubled characters come to find peace.

      --
      http://blindscribblings.com - Tasty pop-culture in conceptual fashion.
    146. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Indeed, they even said, during/after(?) the first season,

      Acknowledging the bizarre elements, Lindelof was quick to point out: "This show isn't 'The X-Files.' Everything that happens to these characters is grounded to reality as we know it. Time and space are not bent."

      which turned out later to be the complete opposite of the truth.

      The characters stopped developing after the first 3 seasons, too, maybe the biggest thing past that was Sawyer and Juliet, but that's it for the most part.

    147. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you watch Star Wars and complain that the Force was never explained?

      No, because we were never promised that the Force would be explained (and when they DID explain it in the prequels... hoo boy...). We were given an explicitly fantastical universe and told to accept that the Force exists. And we did.

      The fact that they fucked it up later in the prequels doesn't matter; we didn't complain that the Force was never explained because we didn't expect, need, nor WANT it to be, and we were never promised it would be.

    148. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!

    149. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by slick7 · · Score: 1

      Where's Firefly when you need it? What would Mal do a situation like this?

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      The mind conceives, the body achieves, the spirit manifests.
    150. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      and that's still operating at a higher level than what you have just done with your comment

    151. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by discord5 · · Score: 1

      The heart of the island is filled with energy. It is the same energy that fuels life. Jacob guarded that energy and used it to protect candidates so they didn't age, and healed miraculously. As a punishment for someone trying to steal that energy, they would be turned into the "smoke monster", which could only wear the faces of dead bodies on the island.

      Okay, and how is this any better than "mysterious island with mysterious powers"? From a writing point of view, you've moved the plot device from the island to "mysterious light with mysterious powers". You're still waving your hands and you've explained nothing except you've said that "magic is magic", and if you're going to do that you could just leave it be in the first place.

      In fact, from a storytelling point of view, the moment they "explained" the smoke monster they took a few steps back. If you have a good monster, don't bother explaining it since it makes it less of a monster. The "defense mechanism" explanation was more than enough to make for a good story. Think of the aliens from the movie series alien. They're a good monster because they're not explained: they're there, they act somewhat intelligently to cut power and so forth, they kill some people and implant their young in others. If you were to explain those aliens as "Oh yeah, those guys. They're from a planet called Xenopetipatalan. They were lawyers on their homeworld but were banished and are now acting as judge jury and executioner to determine who is most suitable to be hosts for their young". The only thing the writers from Lost accomplished was "Oh look, another guy trying to get off the island, oh yeah, and he can turn into smoke".

      Did you watch Star Wars and complain that the Force was never explained?

      It was explained by the way of midichloreans or something or other, and it sucked. Just like the "light from the cave" (handwaving) sucked. The problem is that all the things they could've explained on the island weren't, and there was ample opportunity. Here's a few of those:

      • Why was Walt (or as Michael called him "WAAAAAAAAAALT!!!") so special? And here's the real kicker about that one: they really go out of their way to make the point that Walt is incredibly special, yet at a later point in time when Locke wants people to go back to the Island they just brush by it and go "Oh Walt, yeah, he's just in highschool now like regular kids. Fuck what we said before."
      • They take an entire season of people hopping around time, and they just don't do anything significant with it. Oh, man in black Locke tells Richard to go help regular Locke. But the whole Desmond & Daniel thing for instance is a big plothole you can drive a truck through. Imagine that you're a scientist working on timetravel without too much success (quite the opposite actually). Out of nowhere comes a scotsman with the missing parts of the equation, and one experiment later your mouse has been timetraveling. Would you not remember this scotsman (who also happens to timetravel in front of you at least once) a few years later when you meet him on an island where "time isn't quite right" ? Oh, but when you read your diary and find "Desmond is my constant" then you remember him... Right? Riiiiight.
      • The numbers on the radio. Really, they could've easily explained those. Hugo could've spoken those numbers on a tape for Danielle to find, and they could've easily closed that question. They could've even spun an entire story around it so that Hugo inspired someone to put these numbers on a tape. You've got people hopping around time, close that little bit of mystery with a loop and say "Well, he didn't change the past, it's predetermined that he would do that".

      There's was ample opportunity for the writers to clear up a lot of man-made mysteries, without having to wave their hands about light in a cave that turns bad people into smoke monsters. They wouldn't have to explain anything about the island and just say "Oh, mag

    152. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      Acknowledging the bizarre elements, Lindelof was quick to point out: "This show isn't 'The X-Files.' Everything that happens to these characters is grounded to reality as we know it. Time and space are not bent."

      which turned out later to be the complete opposite of the truth.

      A much more sinister (realistic?) explanation would be that the writers really do not have any concept of scientific reality and hence are unable to recognize that they departed from it. For me, this suspicion was finally confirmed when the whole time travel thing started. The writers clearly had no idea that all those strange "coincidences" were unlikely beyond the point of being absurd. In the end, Lost's genre was more fantasy than anything else, it certainly wasn't scifi.

    153. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great recap. I would say though that I believe the last episode was really through Jack's eyes. Much like you said about Ben and him waiting for his love ones, everyone wasn't assembled until Jack died. Jake tried to fight the visions. The island was real because Locke said to Jack "You don't have a son." The only way he could have know that was on the island. The very first show was Jack walking up. The last show was Jack closing his eyes. So thus, all of the people in the Church were people Jack felt closed too/loved. That is why you don't see any others that were in the other seasons. You don't see Walt, Micheal, etc, etc because Jack's meeting the people he felt close too so they can all meet for one last time and ascend. I also think that this is the last time they will see each other in the Church because of Eloise and Faraday. Eloise knows that if Faraday "finds out" how to move on with Charlotte she will never see him again even though she could ascend herself. So the only place she could see him is in the flash sideways. She still feels guilty of killing him when she was younger and thus wants to enjoy him while she can as long as she can. Again, the island was real.

      Well just like you said, this could mean many things to many people and even thought LOST went in and out of the story line, that last episode was a good one and the entire show is better than most stuff on TV. I wish there was more TV shows like this that made it more thinking than anything. The only thing that is close is The Mentalist - since it is all about characters and less about story line. I am like most when this show started I thought it was some drama about people on an island and it would become Melrose Place but it didn't and it was so much more. Too bad most people want to be spoon feed on most everything.

    154. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by charlieo88 · · Score: 1

      It wasn't soft, wet sand. The others built a runway of stone. They even made Kate and Sawyer work on it when they weren't making out in the bear cage. Which leads to the whole, if bear cages are so romantic, why do they have such a hard time getting panda to reproduce.

    155. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I thought it would have been better if they'd gotten to earth and discovered an advanced human civilization who said: "Oh no! It's an entire fleet of those human form cylons we kicked off the planet thousands of years ago. And look, they've gone and created their own race of robot servitors who then went and made themselves into a new race of human form cylons. Cylons go home!"

    156. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Ipeunipig · · Score: 1

      Aren't all islands technically _ON_ the bottom of the ocean? The bomb would have just spread it over a larger surface area of said bottom.

    157. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The heart of the island is filled with energy. It is the same energy that fuels life. Jacob guarded that energy and used it to protect candidates so they didn't age, and healed miraculously. As a punishment for someone trying to steal that energy, they would be turned into the "smoke monster", which could only wear the faces of dead bodies on the island.

      That's speculation. How do you know that anyone but Richard and Jacob didn't age? If that guy could only inhabit dead people on the island why did he seem to be able to inhabit other animals and imaginary characters? When did the MiB try to steal the energy? How do you know it was a punishment (as opposed to, say, a natural reaction from being near it, or a release of a much older monster?) If Ben was a candidate, how did he get sick? If he wasn't, why did it seem like he couldn't be killed (based on his conversation with Widmore a few seasons back).

      Your explanation is good, but it's only your explanation. If you ask 10 Lost fans you would get 10 other explanations. Some people wanted "The Explanation", and they feel cheated since there isn't one.

    158. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Okay, and how is this any better than "mysterious island with mysterious powers"?

      You're damned if you explain it more, and you're damned if you make no attempt whatsoever to explain it. Fans demanded an explanation. They got it.

      Why was Walt...

      Walt is a victim of real life. They wanted to tell a story around Walt, and the actor couldn't do it. His mother didn't want him missing school to do the show full time. He was also aging way too fast, when arguably he shouldn't be aging at all.

      They take an entire season of people hopping around time

      Faraday was killed by his mother, and even better, this means that his mother ages and then knowingly sends her son back, knowing what happens.

      The time travelling enabled them to find and obtain a bomb.

      The time travelling enabled a lot of things they couldn't do otherwise.

      The better half of season 1 is put into "the hatch"

      Again, the show was always ultimately about the energy on the island. You said there was no point because the focus appeared to shift, but really it was always about the same thing. You just didn't realize it at the time.

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    159. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by wfolta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the other hand, is there any explanation that could ever be awesome enough? Even if they had it all intricately planned out ahead of time, explaining things *always* makes them seem rather ordinary. "Who is Jacob?" is a great mystery. Then you get the explanation, "Oh, he's just some kind of a weird mystical all-knowing protector of the island, and therefore protector of the entire world." Now that's not ordinary at all, but once you know it, it's not interesting either.

      Very true. For example, the Silmarillion could never be as interesting as The Lord of the Rings, because it spelled out the back story that was only hinted at in LotR.

      BUT, you can resolve things LotR-style. Imagine if you saw Frodo sailing away at the end of the movie and you did not know about the knife wound he received, you did not know exactly what that stupid ring did or why it was important, you knew nothing about who survived the war... It's all about the Fellowship bonding and out of that group Frodo is special enough to take a boat off of Middle Earth with Gandalf. That's what Lost did last night.

      The secret is to let the explanation fade with distance: They showed us a lot about Jacob and MiB, give us a couple more glimpses of why their "mother" was so murderous, and then a quick glimpse of her predecessor (and a hint at how it all started), and a quick glimpse of Hurley's successor. The Guardianship fades into the mists of time, but it IS anchored there: it is real and continuous and it matters (to the planet and all its current and future inhabitants).

      Similarly, give us a glimpse into the special people (Desmond, Walt, Faraday and his mom) and some of their differences. Maybe Faraday was special because of his experiments, his mom, though, might've been special by birth and we could see a glimpse that there had been others like her who "watched" (though that's not the proper word) time, but she had failed her duty because she killed her own son and thus wanted to lock people in to Purgatory for eternity while she experiended being his mother. Why not drop a hint that it is these mysterious people who guided the first Guardian to the island, and it was they who intertwined people's lives pre-Island and the Guardian could only see who WOULD come to the island, and could not actually call anyone. Leave loose ends, but have them fade into the mists of time and space.

      You don't have to explain the special people. They simply operate outside of the normal rules of time and space and have some unexplained tie to the heart of the island. They hover at the margins, doing work that may have a higher purpose than the island or this planet -- who knows -- while the Guardian is a non-special person who sets rules (though imply that the some of the special people have veto power) and actively manages the island. Explain this Jacob who we've longed to know about since his name was first mentioned, but leave some mystery as to his role in the BIG picture.

      Similarly, they made a point of having everyone on the island be totally confused and wrong most of the time. Desmond thought he'd see his wife when he went down into the heart. Jack thought he was a weapon. MiB thought he'd destroy the island and he (MiB) could then escape, though he did not apparently understand it would de-smokify him. So they need to SHOW us a few things so that we KNOW they're true, not just hear them from confused people (including the non-omniscient Jacob). When the heart of the island went out, we could have seen people start to get nosebleeds, animals dying, perhaps flash to San Francisco and see an earthquake. Let us know that the island's heart IS important, and it's not a matter of Jacob being confused in this, as he was in other things.

      As it is, the island seems absolutely unimportant. Recorking it was simply the thing that Jack needed to do to get full marks on his test, and it's not clear if anything would have happened other than the island sinking due to earthquake if he had not recapped it.

    160. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      As to the lack of a mechanism for the island, I guess it's like real life, where your "how does this work" questions are rarely answered.

      That only applies if you're religious and kinda celebrating ignorance. The reality is that we live in a time where we're technically able to explain almost any common occurrence or effect. Sure, there's a lot of cutting-edge stuff like String Theory, and some dark corners in Astronomy, but as far as everyday life is concerned we have a pretty decent grip on what's going on.

    161. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Become The Hammer.

    162. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Spaham · · Score: 1

      I think it's even emptier than this.
      Nothing happened, besides maybe their pasts.
      As in a dream, anything was possible, darma, food droping from the sky, the island at the bottom of the sea, or not, and back etc
      Like a very long acid trip, coming and going.
      The only kind of continuity we experienced while watching was so that the public wouldn't feel alienated and quit.
      A bit like a ventriloquist on the radio. We've been fooled, and explicitely too !

      Don't try to think about faraday or desmond or anyone, they're juste there because they are, or not, there is no underlying reason.

      And it could be even worse, I believe that they modified their plotline as they went along, according to what the blogs said. Not exactly, but WE inspired them, like that silly game you can play at school or summer camp.

      Think about it, with such an ending, they didn't give a crap about consistency ! (ok, maybe on details...)

    163. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      Why should we care about the island? Because it's a place that defies all logic, and what we know of science. I don't know about you, but those are the MOST exciting kinds of mysteries - scientific ones. An explanation of what the island was - a GOOD one, was worth waiting for.

      What was NOT worth waiting for was sickeningly pathetic and maudlin scenes of countless people as strangers shaking hands, remembering that they are soul mates and falling into kisses and embraces. That was so bad it was nauseating.

      So cliched it was laughable... and then they repeat the same cheesy scenario over and over and over in scene after scene.

      Did we really need 6 seasons of intrigue and mystery NOT for the purpose of discovering the source of that intrigue and mystery, but merely so we could see a bunch of sappy romantic reunions? Shit, they could have dispensed with the island, the mystery, all of that. Just have a show about reunited lovers.

      You said it yourself - the Island was unimportant. Well, you're right, which is why it was just a con... the whole show, the whole premise for 6 years was that the Island was the CENTER of things, the reason to keep watching, the thing to keep you hooked.

      They did NOT keep us watching for 6 years by teasing about whether or not Kate would ever kiss Jack and admit she loved him. But that was the "payoff."

      The whole series was a 6 year long con by people who had no idea how they were going to conclude things.

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    164. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by zeroduck · · Score: 1

      Lapidus didn't know they were going back to the island before the Agira Air flight took off. Once they were in the air he made an announcement and Jack went to the cockpit to say hello... then he sees the Oceanic 6 and Ben.

    165. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Gabrosin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The smoke monster had one consistent motivation: eliminate anyone it couldn't use.

      For the vast majority of the show, the smoke monster was looking for one thing: a way to eliminate Jacob. It knows it can't harm Jacob directly; it has to convince someone else to do it. It tries with Richard, but Jacob survives and converts Richard to his side. So it bides its time. It tries to find someone susceptible to corruption, someone it can warp into a threat to Jacob.

      Jacob, through Richard, maintains a group of followers on the island (the Others). They behave in much the same way that Jacob's "mother" did: be prepared to eliminate anyone on the island who gets too close to discovering its secret. When the Man in Black discovered "the source" (with the help of the other island denizens), his "mother" eliminated them. When the Dharma initiative was running their experiments, Ben (effectively an Other at that point) eliminated them. Jacob's group protected the island by eliminating anyone who might have posed a threat to the source, and replenishing its numbers from any new groups that arrive. To do this, it used its pipeline to the main world to quickly and easily research each new arrival, as well as observation from its "agents" implanted with each group. The group decided who could be assimilated and who could be ignored. What criteria it used is a mystery, but not an important one to solve.

      The smoke monster has a similar MO: examine each new arrival to the island, looking for its own "candidate": someone who can be tricked into killing Jacob. It's been working on warping Ben for a long time now, but it needs as many backup plans as it can get. It probably kills the pilot to eliminate any chance of the pilot being able to signal for help using the plane's radio equipment. Maybe this is an unnecessary precaution, but wrecking the plane's instrumentation and killing its pilot is the sort of thing the smoke monster would do in order to keep the new arrivals trapped.

      Note the scene just before the finale, where the smoke monster (as Locke) cuts the throat of Widmore's assistant and justifies it by saying "You told her not to talk to me, so she was of no use to me any more". That's its motivation for everything it does. Once a person has outlived its usefulness, it can be discarded or eliminated. It spared Ben, it spared Locke, it was prevented from killing the candidates by Jacob's touch... but it killed Eko after evaluating that he was of absolutely no use to it. The people in the temple, Jacob's followers, were unimportant to whether it could remain on the island... but they might have been able to explain things to the candidates, and protect them within the temple. So they were eliminated. While Jacob lived, eliminating them would only decrease the pool of potential candidates (for eliminating Jacob); with Jacob dead, they were useless, possibly dangerous to its plans, and so they were killed.

      The smoke monster's motivations, now that they're revealed, are far more consistent than Jacob's. If Jacob knew that Ben was getting ready to turn on him, why not pacify him? Why antagonize him? The only answer the writers hint at is that Jacob has grown weary of being the island's protector, like his "mother" before him. She knew that eliminating the island's inhabitants would provoke the Man in Black to kill her; she was ready to pass on the defender role to Jacob. Similarly, Jacob may have been ready to pass on the defender role to someone else, so he allows Ben to kill him, even provokes it. It's an explanation, but perhaps a thin one... for someone in charge of defending the island, he left an awful lot to chance by not setting up the new protector before letting himself get killed.

    166. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      Because "Stuff that Matters" is right on the subtitle for the website.

      See, this is why Nerds never get invited to the cool parties.

      What am I saying, we don't get invited to any parties.

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    167. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The show IS for everyone. To make everyone feel dumb, but that's another matter...

    168. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Thoguth · · Score: 1

      I don't know ... I do believe that good books have exceedingly clean plots, but there are some writers (think Philip K Dick) whose masterworks are engineered to lead to hanging questions. Was Deckard a replicant? Or in Total Recall, was he a big hero or just stuck in a cascading delusion?

      I enjoyed GP's explanation. It makes as much sense as anything I've seen so far, though it could be the result of mental gymnastics.

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    169. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I second that is is sad.

      But in general.

      If you look at IMDB, you always see this pattern:
      1. People rating it at 8-10 stars, for being an intelligent masterpiece of a movie.
      2. People rating it at <5 stars because “it makes no sense, and is boring and stupid”.

      I noticed this when I was watching films with friends.
      The ones who did not get the story and all the nuances, were the ones who said it made no sense. And because they did not get the story, obviously it was boring to them (while others, including me, could not sit still from the tension). The really dumb ones called it “stupid”. It was all the analysis they were able to manage.

      But if the film itself was dumb and primitive, that dumber group would love it. While we were just shaking our heads because of the obvious stupidity.

      First I thought: Well, maybe it’s just that people have different tastes.
      But I noticed a difference: Intelligent people watching dumb movies *did* understand them perfectly. But the movie made no sense.
      Dumb people watching intelligent films thought it made no sense. But that’s because they did not understand them!
      I tested this, by asking questions about the story and its nuances.

      Now of course I wasn’t free from this. For example, I did not get Primer at all. So it felt boring.
      But I don’t go and say that a movie is crap, because of my inabilities.

      And I think it is very sad that movies and shows are made dumb so dumb people can enjoy them. Especially since the are usually too dumb to doubt themselves, and hence are so sure of themselves, that they are the loudest to proclaim their stupid opinions.
      Being dumb should not be enjoyable. It should create motivation to do something about it, and bring your brain to its full potential.

      After all it’s pretty much proven, that the only difference between an idiot and a genius, is the level of (self-)motivation. There is no such thing as a dumb person. There only is a person that grew up in a bad environment and now is used to that level of mental underperformance.

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    170. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      They did NOT keep us watching for 6 years by teasing about whether or not Kate would ever kiss Jack and admit she loved him.

      That's exactly how they kept us watching for 6 years. More importantly, it was how they kept _everybody_ watching for 6 years, including the non-science nerds. If it was 6 years of a bad sci-fi documentary about an unusual Island, then our girlfriends would have quit watching and made us watch something else. Hell, I would have quit watching because it sounds boring. Sci-Fi is always about the people, not the tech or the science, otherwise it's just a technical document. I always got glazed eyes whenever I described the smoke monster as a nanite cloud or went into the details of the timeline during the time travel seasons; the majority of the viewers were watching for Jack and Kate.

    171. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      like a recent ex-virgin wondering about what the hell just happened.

      That’s a analogy that won’t get you any understanding around here. ;)

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    172. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by dohadeer · · Score: 1

      They explain that Faraday had a severe memory problem (probably due to stuffing all that science in his skull) - hence the excessive notebook use.

    173. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... That’s exactly how Star Trek (the last film) felt to me... or rather was.

      The red matter thing was just an epic failure: ONE drop kills an entire planet, yes?
      Allright, but Spock flies a ship with a HUGE ball of that stuff on a collision course into a ship in a time vortex, and the Enterprise crew does not even blink? Let alone panic like the universe were about to end. Which, to be consistent with the rest of the story, is exactly what this would have resulted in.
      Or the words of the fifth element: Boom. Bada... boom! BIG bada-boom!

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    174. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      This is about as dead on as a review of the Lost seasons over time could be.

      It started out "realistic". A mystery series that weaved seemingly unconnected fates of the "lost" together in some meaningful manner, and over time you felt like more and more got revealed, more and more "it made sense", in an almost Babylon-5-esque way, where you, too, first were thrown a few crumbs of meaningless, unconnected fractions of information that got stringed together somehow, where something you heard episodes or seasons ago suddenly started to get a very new and much deeper meaning. Suddenly "random" events made sense, suddenly the behaviour of a seemingly "psychotic" person got a touch more understandable.

      And then it took off and went away in a fantasy lalaland, with time travel, symbolism, parallel worlds and a fairy ghost story.

      I grant the writers that they probably didn't know what to do after they found some closure in the 3rd or 4th season, but they just should have let it end there. There's no point in continuing a storyline that has no sensible progression anymore, where everything has to feel tacked on because, well, it is.

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    175. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMEN brother! You took the words right out of my mouth (except you said it way better than I ever could have :)

    176. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would the show be better if aliens invented some nanotechnology that explained the smoke monster? And before you answer that question, let me say "midichlorians".

      Since they had hinted all along that the smoke monster was something along those lines -- yes, that would have been a superior explanation.

    177. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything you said, except the part about the show not being about the island. Because that's all a good number of us cared about.

    178. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Vahokif · · Score: 1

      I don't think Fringe fits that pattern at all. The characters undergo a lot of development and they actually explain the mysteries eventually.

    179. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an arrogant twat. Think deeply about your position on 'dumb' vs. 'smart'. Consider other aspects of human beings, such as empathy, physical strength, courage, honesty, creativity etc etc.

      "Being dumb should not be enjoyable". Why the fuck not? What if you're as smart as you're ever going to get, and use your brain to its full potential, but are still 'dumb'? You're not allowed to enjoy yourself?

      Fuck off.

    180. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Imagine if you saw Frodo sailing away at the end of the movie and... you did not know exactly what that stupid ring did or why it was important...

      I never felt like we did get a really good explanation of what that stupid ring did. We know it make Bilbo/Frodo immortal and invisible, and it had a lot of Sauron's power in it. But beyond that...? If it was explained, I don't remember and it doesn't seem like it matters much. It was powerful and Sauron needed it. The fellowship needed to destroy it. We don't know exactly what magical powers Sauron would gain from obtaining the ring.

      Not that I'm saying the Lost writers managed to tie everything up to an ideal degree, but I don't think it's too crazy to leave a lot of details and answers out. In the end, all of these stories really are about the characters. The fact that the ring in LoTR is a ring and not a bracelet... it's not too important. You could have the ring also make Frodo... able to breath under water, maybe? It doesn't really matter. The story is about friendship and hardship and faith and bravery.

    181. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The second flight did leave the island. And Jack did die in the bamboo. But it took them all to die on their own time before they all met back up in the sideways".
      Actually it did not manage, the very last shots show some rests of an airplane that was not the first crash. They all died on the island in order to save it from the black cloud. On the parallel life they meet and move on together to what was some sort of better life afterward. Kind of ending taken from some blockbuster Hollywood movie...

    182. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I'm not really analyzing, I'm giving you the blatant literal explanation of what happened.

    183. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      The reality is that we live in a time where we're technically able to explain almost any common occurrence or effect. Sure, there's a lot of cutting-edge stuff like String Theory, and some dark corners in Astronomy, but as far as everyday life is concerned we have a pretty decent grip on what's going on.

      You're clearly not a scientist. I'm a biologist, I find that in science, answers to questions almost always raise many new questions, they never wrap the whole field up nicely.

      A nice and neat scientific explanation for the island's effects that doesn't raise more questions than it answers would seem cheap to me. Plus they had pretty much made that impossible with all the convolutions they introduced. And it would have to be pretty "cutting-edge stuff like String Theory" to fit the bill anyway. There was research on the island, but it would have been cheap for the scientists to have suddenly said "Oh, it's this element we've never run across before that bends time and has unique electromagnetic properties, case closed."

    184. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure they planned to go weird with Twin Peaks from the beginning. It was a David Lynch show, I rest my case.

    185. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Well there was a note in his notebook that said Desmond was his "constant". The idea of someone having a "constant" also came up with relation to Desmond, who determined that Penny was his "constant". The reason Desmond needed a "constant" was that he was unstuck from time.

      I think the implication there is that Faraday had experimented on himself (and perhaps his mom?) and is also unstuck in time at some point before actually going back in time and ending up in the 70s. Being unstuck would perhaps explain his memory problems, too.

      If it was ever spelled out more explicitly than that, then I missed it.

    186. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by jbeach · · Score: 1

      I think they were just too freakin' lazy, twice. They'd create new plot twists to hook people, rather than write better drama; and they'd leave those twists unresolved, rather than actually deliver a payoff.
      This was seriously almost insulting writing, on that level. All the viewers whom the writers baited and switched? The viewers "should have known better than expecting answers".
      Seriously, a lazy crock. I may never watch anything by these writers again.

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    187. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by dhammond · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not really fair. Twin Peaks made A LOT more sense.

    188. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall that the show was originally expected to run for three seasons but got extended to six. They had to make up a lot of new filler material to pad it out, which is where random stuff like the temple and it's inhabitants come from.

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    189. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by linzeal · · Score: 1

      You seem to neglect that there is a rather vocal portion of the TV viewing demographic that is in love with the idea of television, movies and music reinforcing their world view of ignorance over substance. Listen to popular songs and see how many of them talk about spirituality. If there was a scientific explanation of what was happening on the island there would be riots in the streets with the religious nutters acting like you defiled the story of Christ and they would be right. The narrative was a Christian allegory, a morality play for a modern time and as much as I was disgusted with the way they treated the series as a pulpit for their views I'm more concerned at how they treated science as something not even worth explaining because, " We all die in the end."

    190. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      You're clearly not a scientist

      Nice assumption. Guess again. Maybe you can make it more insulting by throwing in a "clearly you're not a good one" in there?

      I find that in science, answers to questions almost always raise many new questions, they never wrap the whole field up nicely.

      That's a straw man argument, I never said anything to the contrary. Clearly, you're trying to misunderstand my initial statement. It's not about the fact that we already know everything, we certainly don't. But the unknown isn't locked up behind some unsurmountable barrier either. And if you think we don't have a very good framework for your field originating from our vast knowledge of chemistry and physics, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Our knowledge today is amazing and it gets even better every year. There just is no need to invoke the supernatural anymore to explain anything.

      We live in a world where the "how does this work" questions are generally answerable and regularly do get answered. Even *gasp* in biology ignorance isn't celebrated and there is no magical line beyond which knowledge cannot be obtained. Contrary to modus operandi of Lost, obviously. Which was my point to begin with.

    191. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Spot on. The first three seasons were pretty much "pick a character, show you something in a flashback and then right at the end reveal it to mean exactly the opposite of what you were being lead to".

      In fact the first season was nothing but that. The hatch didn't even light up until the last episode.

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    192. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      You seem to neglect that there is a rather vocal portion of the TV viewing demographic that is in love with the idea of television, movies and music reinforcing their world view of ignorance over substance. Listen to popular songs and see how many of them talk about spirituality. If there was a scientific explanation of what was happening on the island there would be riots in the streets with the religious nutters acting like you defiled the story of Christ and they would be right. The narrative was a Christian allegory, a morality play for a modern time and as much as I was disgusted with the way they treated the series as a pulpit for their views I'm more concerned at how they treated science as something not even worth explaining because, " We all die in the end."

      I absolutely agree.

    193. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by linzeal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      At least we knew what a fucking replicant was. That is good storytelling, explanation to go along with the exploration of the human condition. Wrapping up everything with a Christian allegory is pandering for DVD sales to people who worship feel good ignorance over cold hard substance.

    194. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by dhammond · · Score: 1

      I think it's true that great books ask questions. Milan Kundera said, "The stupidity of people comes from having an answer for everything. The wisdom of the novel comes from having a question for everything..." I've always loved that quote.

      The problem is that Lost left so many meaningless questions unanswered. Questions of fact and chronology and motive -- those are the kinds of questions that are meant to be answered in the course of telling a story. The questions that Kundera was talking about were questions that Lost, in the end, actually tried to answer -- questions of love and fulfillment, spirituality, etc. Meaning of life stuff. At the end we are told that all of these people are at peace because they have found friendship and true love on a deserted island (okay, not so deserted). Yeah, right.

      Anyway, I really enjoyed the early episodes of Lost, which seemed like a clever puzzle to be solved. By this season, I knew there was no clever solution, and so I wasn't really disappointed by the finale. But the last few episodes have seemed especially pointless, with everyone running around and huffing and puffing and changing alliances and looking really serious. It was, to quote another great writer, "full of sound and fury,
      signifying nothing."

    195. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine, you don't consider Lost to be your level of entertainment - but do you really need to come into this thread and post in a self-righteous manner about how you think its 'sad' that millions of people did enjoy watching Lost week to week?

      Um... yes.

      This is slashdot, after all.

    196. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by kaffiene · · Score: 1

      It might sound arrogant, but I knew this was going to happen from the outset. In New Zealand, we got the original series after it had started making waves in the US. I thought 'Lost' sounded intriguing, but then listening to the hype I realised that the financial backers of the series would realise that they were on to a good thing and just spin it out more and more to keep viewers hooked. I knew this because I'd seen it happen with many good TV series previously - the X-Files is a great example: originally compelling, it turned into one conspiracy after another as the writers just spun the story out ad infinitum. Same thing happened with the Matrix 'sequels'.

      My fervent wish is that writers would write a story arc at the *start* of a series and then actually stick to the bloody story so viewers won't get short changed like this. If they want to make more money from the series, do a spin off. Do a 'further adventures of...'. DON'T short-change all your loyal fans by never telling an actual story!

      The reason I believe that this will never happen is always the same: money. greed. Networks see viewer numbers skyrocketing, their eyes do the cash register ker-ching thing, and that's the whole story. Bastards.

    197. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Did you watch Star Wars and complain that the Force was never explained?

      "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together."

      --
      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    198. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by skids · · Score: 1

      No, don't feel bad. I didn't know it was over until my cat told me

    199. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      "/,". Is that the cool kids' version of "/."?

      heh.

    200. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The heart of the island is filled with energy.

      That's dangerously close to my quota of bullshit. What type of energy?

      It is the same energy that fuels life.

      Oh. There you go, you've now exceeded my quota of bullshit. By a lot.

      Did you watch Star Wars and complain that the Force was never explained?

      No, but I also never use Star Wars as a basis of comparison for the quality of movies. Yes, I like Star Wars, but only because I first watched it as a kid, when mystic powers and sword fights were enough to entertain me. Now, all it has is nostalgic value. Anyone who watches Star Wars as an adult and considers it to be anything but a B movie simply isn't qualified to judge.

    201. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Egyptian symbolism is there presumably because it was brought by some of the people Jacob brought to the island.

      No, Jacob came to the island after the time of the egyptians, look at his fellow ship wreck mates.

    202. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The island was the most intriguing character throughout the whole series. The writers never seemed to grasp this and instead shoehorned in another bullshit character history that was totally out of character based upon previous histories. The end result is you've got a group of schizophrenic psychopaths (because they were written as such to make things "interesting") while the interesting mysterious island of mystery takes a back seat to OMG SAWYER AND KATE KISSED!!112334

    203. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by lennier · · Score: 1

      Just remember to check your junk mail otherwise you'll have trouble getting the Babel Fish from the vending machine.

      --
      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    204. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by lennier · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed. It's interesting that that was pretty much Russell T Davies' approach to Doctor Who plots, especially in the final season: just crank the sturm und drang into overdrive without too much care for logical sense.

      The Master isn't a big enough villain? Bring on the Timelords! The End of Time ITSELF! only it isn't but never mind. Louder! Bigger! Faster! More! Then reset it all and move on.

      So: one drop of Red Matter kills a planet? Great, that's intense! But for the finale we need MORE intensity! So use the whole lot! Don't care about the size of the explosion or logical sense. Just more, more, more of everything but the heroes escape because they're heroes.

      It's a consistent artistic philosophy, in the sense of not caring about consistency at all, but a little goes a very long way. I'm intrigued though why two major 2000s pop-culture writers both adopted the same stance at the same time. Something about our cultural zeitgeist? A sort of deliberate postmodern/'slipstream' aesthetic, deliberately discarding reason in favour of bigness?

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      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    205. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by imunfair · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the head with this one. Alias was enjoyable, for a couple seasons - same with Lost - but in the end he adds so many 'lies' to the story that it becomes unbelievable.

      The only thing I've seen him be part of that I enjoyed fully was the TV series 'Six Degrees', and in that case he was only one of the producers, and also didn't run long enough to be destroyed by overtelling the story. (not to mention it had an excellent cast)

      Someone also mentioned that they didn't know how much time Lost would run for - which is untrue - they knew two or three seasons ahead how much time they had until the final episode, and still chose not to properly resolve the series.

    206. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by BillX · · Score: 1

      That's not too far off the real reason Michael's son Walt vanished from the story arc, and why we never learn more about his gifts, etc. The actor hit puberty and grew/aged too fast to be believable in the storyline, so they dereferenced him from the remainder of the script.

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      Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
    207. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by pressman · · Score: 1

      I would assume it was on the plane in the first place.

      --
      Pooty tweet
    208. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by pressman · · Score: 1

      Now that's I call a BIIIIIIIG McGuffin.

      --
      Pooty tweet
    209. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by BillX · · Score: 1

      ... or how the Dharma/Others had already devised a foolproof technical solution (the pylons) to the Smoke Monster, even though the Smoke Monster fight was what six seasons' worth of BS were leading up to. Or why nobody during this time (surely Jacob knew about the Others...) thought, "hey, I've got it! Why don't we put those pylon things around the mouth of the cave so the smoke monster can't go in there breaking shit?"

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      Caveat Emptor is not a business model.
    210. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      How can you worry about the earth melting when the IceStone is melting?

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      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    211. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I'm glad they didn't explain the island completely. I never understood my fellow geeks in their need to have stuff like that explained in SF or fantasy. I mean, it's just going to be some fantasy thing the writers made up, right? Who cares?

      Ooo! How does the warp drive work. It's doesn't. It's made up. The only rule in this stuff is internal consistency, and given the scope and number of characters they had to juggle, I think they did a good job.

      So it leaves me to fancy that the thing with the glow was an ancient artifact of the Old Ones. :-)

      I also don't get the "Oh, no! metaphysics!" Geez, I'm a complete atheist, but I can watch a story about an afterlife. It's a *story*, people.

    212. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you're making this out to be more sinister than it is. I will totally agree that the problem was that the show was setup as one single enormous arc, but that there wasn't a single, consistent plan for that arc. But there was no sinister plan to not fully flesh out that story. There's just an acknowledgement that a TV show has to have flexibility to allow for fickle audiences to be pulled along with more of what they seem to have liked, to allow for fickle TV executives that might cancel the show at any point, and to allow for fickle actors that might leave or reduce their availability by taking another job at any point (because let's be honest, the more successful your story is the more offers they're getting and the more at risk they face of typecast by staying). All that flexibility made it possible to make the TV show, but it also made having a single completely concrete story arc impossible.

      While I totally agree that the end result was unsatisfactory, any novel would be unsatisfactory if the author was writing the entire time knowing that he may run out of pages or his characters might suddenly be unavailable at any time. While they certainly could have done better, they also could have done a lot worse. Honestly I think they were just too ambitious, it seems like the most successful shows have always had several smaller story arcs that span a month or a season at most.

    213. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well congrats on missing the first season. The first season was entirely composed of flashbacks, so all of the mysteries were, in fact, revealed.

      By the time you tuned in, it WAS a show about people on an island.

    214. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by LordArgon · · Score: 1

      Star Wars wasn't sold on the premise that there was any greater mystery or meaning to the Force. It was exciting for what it was and believable in the universe. We could sympathize with and believe the characters; mysteries that were brought up were solved.

      The Lost writers sold the audience on the idea that there was some deeper, exciting mystery to what was going on. That was utter bullshit. They were on life support until they could get to their meaningless new-age ending.

      Lost became all about the characters because that's all there ever was. If that was enough for you, fine. It wasn't enough for me and I'm annoyed that there are people who do the writers' jobs for them by cobbling together loosely-related dots into an effort to make meaning out of six years of TV.

      If you enjoyed the show for the characters, fine. But please don't pretend it was any deeper than that.

    215. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by LordArgon · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I would mod you up. :)

    216. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by LordArgon · · Score: 1

      To me, this section of an old Abrams TED talk confirms much of what you say: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpjVgF5JDq8#t=4m08s

      I saw this years ago and thought "what a perfect analogy - you don't know what's in the box, either!". Unfortunately, then I let those around me convince me that the show had a destination. I was a sucker. I'm a little annoyed at them, but I can only really blame myself. Next time I trust my instincts.

    217. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by prionic6 · · Score: 1

      It was pretty obvious to me that the smoke monster was not able to do any harm to that cave itself (He even said so), so why would you need to protect it with the pylons? Also, technology breaks down or can be switched off, as Sayid did.

    218. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by suffe · · Score: 1

      Maybe this has been pointed out elsewhere but here goes: the hatch thing is a reference to one of the characters, Desmond, actually living in a hatch for a considerable stretch of time. It's a joke.

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      Karma: 2.71828182846 (Mostly due to small, fun pills)
    219. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's Slash coma?

    220. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      There are two ways to do long-running series:

      I believe there is a happy medium to be found. But really, regardless of which path you pick, you still need to be consistent. Abrams not only ignores basic story arcs but consistently fails at even trying to be consistent; and that assumes he actually tries.

      And for the record, I watched exactly one episode of Lost. I thought it was garbage and immediately saw he was following his standard formula. I never watched again and never looked back. I told my wife at the time it would end up exactly like it did. That's how consistently he fails at story telling. That's how consistent he is at following his formula.

      It would seem Abrams is in dire need to reason some Shakespeare so as to learn about character development. "Be true to thyself", should become his character development creed. As is, its like he takes a "crazy pill", writes a story, and then re-uses character names and settings.

    221. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by dummondwhu · · Score: 1

      It's not that it could only be enjoyed by people of high intellect, it's that to truly enjoy it, you have to be willing to think. You have to be willing to interpret events and think through their meaning without expecting a bullet list of answers to guide you through the process.

    222. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      What a bunch of bullshit. Feel more superior now??? Feel really good about 'knowing' why I said it was 'sad' without my mentioning why I said that, but jumping to conclusions anyway. Did I say anything about 'Lost' being dumb??

      I think it's sad that viewers could get so attached to an hourly waste of time that they feel 'compelled' to see every episode instead of waiting for the DVD to come out. How smart of the writers and producers to create a show that is so compelling that they can make the same group of people sit and stare every week for an hour, 20ish times a year, for six years, to see their advertisements. And were smart enough to realize after year three they didn't have to spend the money on 20 because everyone was hooked now, 14 a year would be enough. Then many of those viewers will go buy their DVDs, even when they know that it will all come back out in syndication.

      I watch TV from time to time. One or two shows maybe if I'm really bored and have nothing better to do. My brain is too busy to deal with the interruptions (probably ADD), and I refuse to buy a TiVO and pay their monthly fee. Did put in a TV card, but found I didn't watch what I recorded even when I could skip past the commercials. The only reason I have cable is so I can watch Discover and History channels. I rent movies and read books instead. Maybe someday I'll rent the 'Lost' DVD, at least then I won't have to deal with 20 minutes of commercials every episode. When I get the time and have nothing better to do.

      Which isn't to say I don't waste my share of time. Sitting back and playing 'Plants v/s Zombies' is a great way to zone out. Because I can play, one or two rounds, then quit and not feel compelled to have to go back tomorrow at the same time and do it again. Used to buy PC games Fallout, but discovered I spent waaaaayyyy too much time playing them. So I stopped.

      But what is even sadder ... this sad group of people includes those that will change their relationship on Slashdot to 'foe' simply because someone else said something bad about their favorite TV show. Like Wyatt Earp did below.

      I'd write more, but I have other things to do.

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      I rarely read replies, it's my opinion and if you thought about your opinion a little more, I'm OK with that.
    223. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      utility box on the airplane

    224. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      "The secret is to let the explanation fade with distance: They showed us a lot about Jacob and MiB, give us a couple more glimpses of why their "mother" was so murderous, and then a quick glimpse of her predecessor (and a hint at how it all started), and a quick glimpse of Hurley's successor. The Guardianship fades into the mists of time, but it IS anchored there: it is real and continuous and it matters (to the planet and all its current and future inhabitants)."

      i didn't catch anything about the mother's predecessor or Hurley's successor. When was that?

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    225. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wall of text summary: I watched less than half the series and was confused by the ending. :P

    226. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, if you had watched the entire season instead of coming in midway through the penultimate season you would have probably had a lot better understanding of how everything went together and been much more satisfied with the end result. A lot of the questions that you have were not only resolved but clearly explained in the finale or other episodes in the final season, you just had to be observant enough to see/hear them.

    227. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you watch Star Wars and complain that the Force was never explained?

      I think the more common reaction was complaining that it WAS explained. :)

      Excellent analogy, btw.

    228. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      Do you honestly believe what you're writing?

      I really need to get myself some of what you're smoking...

    229. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by anyGould · · Score: 1

      In the end, very little was answered.

      I'd agree that very little was spelled out. But Lost never really did that anyway.

      I'd disagree that little was answered - most of the pieces are there, but you have to put them together. (Which fits with their stated intention of making "smart" television.) I'd also mention that a lot of the background pieces aren't really necessary to the main plot, so I never expected them all to be answered.

      Do we know anything about why the Dharma Initiative was there? Why food fell from the sky?

      Dharma was a scientific expedition, studying the "unique properties" (read: weird stuff happens here; I wonder why?) of the island. The food drops were part of the Swan setup (which was supposed to study isolation, as well as keeping the world intact). After the Purge, Dharma either (a)continued the drops to the Swan station, since the Others seemed to be ignoring it, or (b) made arrangements with the Others (since we see the Others having access to a lot of Dharma resources both on and off-island).

      Why the Egyptian symbolism was there?

      Safest guess would be that the original colonists/scientists/worshippers of the island were Egyptian. The statue, the lighthouse, even the markings around the Source indicate that Egyptians were likely the original protectors as well.

      Where the island came from? What its purpose was?

      It came from the earth. It doesn't have a purpose. Might as well ask what gravity is.

      Why people were "studying" the island?

      Because strange things constantly happen there. You have strange unexplainable energies, smoke monsters... lots of stuff that will make people want to come figure it out.

      The numbers are a bit odd, but Hurley's bad luck can just as easily be explained as Jacob's meddling.

    230. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok. What happened on the island did happen. It was the real timeline. The 'other' timeline was not created by the bomb going off. It was just a jumping point into purgatory. Those who showed up at the church, became at peace with their 'former' timeine and moved on. So, others who were not there but on the island could have moved on before, after, or not at all (eloeise Hawking for example). Faraday had not had is 'wake up' moment yet with Charlotte. But he may since he just met her there. Then move on later. So the 'sideways' timeline could have been thousands of our timeline years since Hurley could have been guardian for the island for who know's how long before he joined the group at the church. Sawyer could have lived to be 90, but then died and reverted back to the 'sideways' timeline so he could join the group at the point of time for him/them that was the most significant. The show wasn't about the island itself. It never was. It was about the folks who survived the initial crash and moved on. The second flight did leave the island. And Jack did die in the bamboo. But it took them all to die on their own time before they all met back up in the sideways. So Ben had not yet been at peace with his actions to enter the church. It's all very Catholic at it's core. Now if you were looking for what the island was or were it came from, that, I'm afraid is going to be another story. Or you could use your imagination. That is the idea here. Every person enjoying the story at their own level.

      Thank you, Capt Jame McCarthy! Not sure why many people don't get that. Although, I can sympathize with people expecting the finale to be island-centric... the writers did leave a bunch of questions they teased us with unanswered which was a bit cheap. So the story had it's flaw over the course of 120 or so episodes. Overall I found it amazing and glad they went the route they did which I think was much more fulfilling.

    231. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by anyGould · · Score: 1

      "Yes like any good book, questions were left unanswered." BZZZZT!!!

      No, actually, a good book tells a coherent story.

      Of course, a book also has the luxury of being completed, then edited. Contrast with a serial, where each chapter you write is published and permanent. If an author gets to book 5 and realizes he needs Bob to be in place X rather than Y back in chapter 2 of book 1, he can go fix it. TV shows don't get that luxury.

    232. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't have said it better myself.

    233. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, there were some things explained about the island (not sure your take is exactly right.. jacob didnt know what would happen when he threw his brother down into the light; his own words, it was his mistake and fault. the body of MIB was destroyed by the light, but he couldnt die because the Protector-Mom made it so-- so he became the smoke monster, black and malovent i suppose because that is what his soul had become after slaying the Protector-Mom).

      The light? no, we dont know the source of the light, other than it was the source, or the hope and goodness, of life. what more really needs to be explained here? It might be interesting to know more, but by not knowing, there is room to fit it to what works for you. art is all about interpretation, not feeding facts.

      The Others. Protector-Mom said everyone came to the island the same way... by accident. Literally an Accident as in a shipwreck or planecrash(sometimes/always manipulated by the Protector)? Or a twist of fate, stumbling upon a secret island or it's electro-pulse and honing in on it (Dharma?).

      Dharma. i wondered how jacob allowed them to do their experiments? other than he had Richard and then Ben to monitor their activity, and Jacob was about choice and free will. So in fact, even Dharma didnt totally go unexplained. Once we knew the island was real (per Christian Shepard's assurance at the end), then why couldnt someone stumble upon it, set up some experiments, live the communal life for a decade or so. Dharma never found the light, so the island was safe, per the Protector's role.

      No good story as complicated and long as Lost will answer everyone's every question. And the producers/writers didnt intend to.

      Aside from writing some great scripts and developing an intriquing story, they are great marketers. leave the public wondering, debating, questioning. they'll buy the multi-series DVD this summer to watch it all again and perhaps solve some of the 'unasnwered' mysteries. And if by chance they decide to do a movie, there's plenty of stuff to play with and an audience ready to pay admission, hoping for more reveal.

      ending was a bit too sappy for me, but i still teared up a time or two. at times i did feel a bit cheated and/or disappointed, but overall i'm pleased with the show and its finale.

      and heavens (pun intended), if they'd given answers i didnt like?... i'd have ended up pi$$ed! I think I'll take wonderment over ill will! Jacob would appreciate that. ;)

    234. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Well, I did like the ending. But I agree there were a lot of big mysteries they just ignored, and lots of little details, but answered questions people didn't really have instead.

      Ie, from season 2 we wanted to know about the Dharma initiative, which wasn't really answered fully. Then how is it that some people leave the island and return at will. Or whether the others are good guys or bad guys (pretty brutal savages for the most part), or what they're all about. And what was the bit about Ilana and her gang, and "Ricardo knows what to do" when he didn't?

      Of course, the writers make stuff up as they go, they've even admitted it. They take what fans seem interested in and run with it. I think they had a vague idea of a larger story, but not detailed. Then they wrote a soap opera.

    235. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but the Force *was* explained... As Midi-chlorians. I wished they kept it a mystery.

      But as for Lost, I too wished some things had been explained better, but realize that people would then be complaining about the explanations, so there isn't a answer. It is what it was and it was a fun ride.

    236. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by anyGould · · Score: 1

      The heart of the island is filled with energy.

      That's dangerously close to my quota of bullshit. What type of energy?

      I'm gonna guess "electromagnetic", since that's what (a) the hatch emitted when the failsafe was turned, (b) that's what they specifically state Desmond has a resistance to.

      Beyond that, it's unimportant - to explain it moves us past the Laforgean limit for technobabble. It's there, we see what it does, we hear what various people *think* it is. It's not really important what it really is, because that doesn't enter the plot.

    237. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      I found this:

      http://nikkistafford.blogspot.com/2010/05/explanation-from-bad-robot.html

      An Explanation from Bad Robot? So, this has been circulating the Interwebs since early yesterday evening, and a few people have sent it to me but I'm only getting around to reading it now. The person writing claims to work for Bad Robot and posted this on a Buffalo Bills forum, and it was reposted by DarkUFO. One resourceful Lost fan tracked the person's ID back to other postings on the forum, where apparently he's been referring to working for Bad Robot for a number of years, and people think it may be Greg Ernstrom, a production assistant on Cloverfield and Star Trek. So... it might be authentic. But all I can do is repost it here and you can decide. Some interesting stuff, that's for sure!!

      UPDATE: I'm being told this is probably a fake, and Bad Robot is checking into it. I'll keep you posted.

      Good stuff on here! I can finally throw in my two cents! I've had to bite my tongue for far too long. Also, hopefully I can answer some of John's questions about Dharma and the "pointless breadcrumbs" that really, weren't so pointless ...

      First ... The Island:

      It was real. Everything that happened on the island that we saw throughout the 6 seasons was real. Forget the final image of the plane crash, it was put in purposely to f*&k with people's heads and show how far the show had come. They really crashed. They really survived. They really discovered Dharma and the Others. The Island keeps the balance of good and evil in the world. It always has and always will perform that role. And the Island will always need a "Protector". Jacob wasn't the first, Hurley won't be the last. However, Jacob had to deal with a malevolent force (MIB) that his mother, nor Hurley had to deal with. He created the devil and had to find a way to kill him -- even though the rules prevented him from actually doing so.

      Thus began Jacob's plan to bring candidates to the Island to do the one thing he couldn't do. Kill the MIB. He had a huge list of candidates that spanned generations. Yet everytime he brought people there, the MIB corrupted them and caused them to kill one another. That was until Richard came along and helped Jacob understand that if he didn't take a more active role, then his plan would never work.

      Enter Dharma -- which I'm not sure why John is having such a hard time grasping. Dharma, like the countless scores of people that were brought to the island before, were brought there by Jacob as part of his plan to kill the MIB. However, the MIB was aware of this plan and interferred by "corrupting" Ben. Making Ben believe he was doing the work of Jacob when in reality he was doing the work of the MIB. This carried over into all of Ben's "off-island" activities. He was the leader. He spoke for Jacob as far as they were concerned. So the "Others" killed Dharma and later were actively trying to kill Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley and all the candidates because that's what the MIB wanted. And what he couldn't do for himself.

      Dharma was originally brought in to be good. But was turned bad by MIB's corruption and eventually destroyed by his pawn Ben. Now, was Dharma only brought there to help Jack and the other Canditates on their overall quest to kill Smokey? Or did Jacob have another list of Canidates from the Dharma group that we were never aware of? That's a question that is purposley not answered because whatever answer the writers came up with would be worse than the one you come up with for yourself. Still ... Dharma's purpose is not "pointless" or even vague. Hell, it's pretty blantent.

      Still, despite his grand plan, Jacob wanted to give his "candidates" (our Lostaways) the one thing he, nor his brother, were ever afforded: free will. Hence him bringing a host of "candidates" through the decades and letting them "cho

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    238. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by anyGould · · Score: 1

      I was of the understanding that all stories get one "what if" at the beginning - the one hook that makes this story different. Lost's is "What if the source of all life was stored on an island?"

      If you start from there, a lot of things start to fall together. (Not all, but that's TV for you.)

    239. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by anyGould · · Score: 1

      Of course, that's also a perfect analogy for any sort of romance in television - the mystery (will they? won't they? will they again?) is far more interesting than the resolution.

    240. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by anyGould · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that the Egyptians were the beginning of the "protector" line - the Source Room had hieroglyphics as well, and a larger original group would explain the statue, temples, etc. - all part of the original Protectors, from which the line descended.

    241. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Great explanation. I'll add that the Man in Black thought all men were evil, and he only humored them to the extent they could help him get off the island. He explained this to Jacob in the flashback before his adoptive mother killed everyone to "protect" the island. Man in Black is basically more like his murderous adoptive mom than Jacob is, even though Jacob is the one who was passed the duty of protecting the island.

    242. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the plot summary: Thanks, audience! You provided a planeload of actors and crew with something to do for 5 years. We don't know what the story was about any more than you do, but that's okay, because we're rich now!

    243. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      The statue is where Jacob lived, and it indicated that the island had been around and passed down through protectors since at least egyptian times. "Just a statue"?

      The donkey wheel was one of several demonstrated and significant uses of the "magical energy", hardly "no big deal".

      You said "it's people", but I think the people were great, their motivation and the supernatural aspect was more wishy-washy. It all came down to "it's a magical pool". That pool was used to handwave through every unexplained phenomenon on the island.

      Well, Dharma did account for a bunch of answers too, and those were a more fulfilling than the ones since then in seasons 5 and 6.

      Midichlorions would have been even worse than "magic pool", but the magical energy pool could have been consistent at least. It was used to wave away time travel, "consciousness" time travel, cloning bunnies, teleporting, smoke monsters, living forever, and so on. The mythology behind it was good and most mysteries were "answered", but at a certain point those answers came back to "magical answer pool".

    244. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      I could be missing something more about the Whitmores/Faradays, but I don't think they were "special". Charles and Eloise were on the island when their son time traveled and they killed him, all of their effort afterward was based on that. Faraday was just smart, nothing supernatural there.

      In regards to the heart of the island, we are just going off of Jacob's word which was passed down by his crazy murderous foster mother. But maybe that's the point, seeing as Jacob's duty passing to Hurley is nearly identical to the button-pressing duty that was passed down to Desmond. In both cases the duty involved having faith that the duty WAS important. Other than the rumbles when the button wasn't pressed or the cork got unplugged momentarily (a pretty good indication, really), there is no way to fully test the scenario without destroying what is being protected.

      It's a Pascal's Wager type of scenario, although they didn't harp on that theme as much as they could have. To destroy all doubt of what was right or wrong, and what really needed to be done, would have been again the theme of the entire show.

    245. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      I guess what really bothers me is that this post is rated insightful and it was written by a person that did not even watch the whole series, and the most important season was missed all together. Would we think so much of a book review if the writer had picked random pages to read, and then complained when they said it seems like the books jumps around a lot.

      Agreed. It's disappointing to see a trollish rant by someone who hasn't even watched the last season (the one that finished answering the mysteries...) being used by commenters as the basis to not watch a very good show.

    246. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Why should we care if this island sinks, when we don't know why it's important? [and smokey was powerless without it]

      We are told that all life would be destroyed if the island sinks, and you could say that's a decision of faith (or trust), much like Desmond pushing the button all those years (and then stopping), or Jack calling the boat (as noname points out above). But it is discouraging for them to have the "limbo" timeline, which while apparently totally fake, has a sunken island with the rest of the world humming along cheerily. Does this mean the island WAS meaningless all along, other than having some nifty supernatural puddle?

      To me, Jacob was the bad guy, keeping Smokey chained to the Island for apparently no good reason.

      He's also the one that turned his brother into Smokey, beat him up several times, and killed a variety of people through bringing them to the island or via his "others" who were quite merciless. Was the pool just an ego-trip that gave Jacob (and his foster mom) an excuse to be evil while telling themselves they were doing good?

    247. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Sancho · · Score: 1

      We are told that all life would be destroyed if the island sinks,

      I don't remember that specifically. I remember two things.

      1) If the light goes out on the island, it goes out everywhere (shown to be exaggerated, if not simply untrue.)

      2) If the monster gets off the island, it's all over for everyone (not demonstrated, but then the "monster" seemed to become human once the light went out.)

      But it is discouraging for them to have the "limbo" timeline, which while apparently totally fake, has a sunken island with the rest of the world humming along cheerily. Does this mean the island WAS meaningless all along, other than having some nifty supernatural puddle?

      Well the world in which the island had sunk was apparently not in any way real, so certain rules of the real world may not have applied. This could have been a very clever deceit on the part of the writers, or it could simply be that they didn't know that they were going to make the alternate timeline into purgatory at the time that they decided to show the sunken island.

    248. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by reg106 · · Score: 1

      What was the main plot again? I think my plot summary would have been different after each season. The show contained an inordinate amount of feints and misdirection. Each of the above "answers" prompts more questions. Personally, I prefer fiction to follow the principle of Chekhov's gun. Serial writing can't often be so consistent because the story will told over an unknown number of episodes. But Lost had a known end date with three full seasons to complete the story. I think it could have been done better. This pretty well captures my gut reaction.

    249. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by anyGould · · Score: 1

      What was the main plot again?

      In my opinion..?

      I'd say the main plot is fate vs. free will - what parts of our lives do we control, and what is preordained and unescapable? (And generally, Lost tends to tell us that free will is preferable.)

      Summary wise, it's a matter of peeling the onion - each season brings us one step closer to the source of the mystery (pardon the pun).

    250. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      You didn't watch season 6 since the black smoke was very clearly explained and not a mystery at all. The smoke is not a security system or a cloud of nanobots, it's ... ... well if you want a spoiler you can find it easily.

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    251. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Chuq · · Score: 1

      A great example of how they were not "just making up shit as they went along". This runway was being built early in season 3.

      Also a good example of someone who "doesn't get it" complaining about the show.

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    252. Re:Was Not Impressed at All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct about Star Wars' Force; however, the problem with Lost goes beyond this analogy. The analogy of not explaining "The Force" is fine in regard to not explaining the light in the center of the island or even how Jacob's mom and why she came to the island. Here is the biggest problem with Lost... The ending would have been fine if only season 6 existed. The first episode of Season 6 could have been a single episode bringing together the first 5 seasons! The things that sucked most of us into Lost in the first place, are all mostly meaningless. Tell me the Others wearing beards, didn't intrigue you? Tell me Walt reading a comic book in Spanish with a Polar Bear in it didn't intrigue you? Or the Others so eerily taking Walt didn't intrigue you and suck you in. Go back to the first couple seasons, and think hard about why you liked Lost in the first place, and the reality is that most of that stuff in the conclusion of the series is meaningless! The only thing that really mattered was Season 6. Great ending had it not been for the fact there were 5 earlier seasons.

  2. Two word summary: by yoshac · · Score: 5, Informative

    Jacobs Ladder

    1. Re:Two word summary: by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      I thought the exact same thing, but that really is wrong. The island was not purgatory, they did not all die in the original crash; everything was apparently real, they just all met in the alt time line to have a reunion before passing on.

  3. Hmmm.... by Whatsmynickname · · Score: 1

    Guess I live in a hatch then... Don't watch too much TV.

    1. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god, you too? Let's throw a hatch party!

    2. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sure why not? I watched pieces of a few episodes and found them to be utter nonsense. I knew there was a reason I tried to warn my friends away from that show. Utter tripe.

    3. Re:Hmmm.... by ciaohound · · Score: 1

      Your hatch or mine?

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    4. Re:Hmmm.... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Oh god, you too? Let's throw a hatch party!

      WooHoo!! I'll bring some DVD's for entertainment. How about that TV show Lost? I've heard some curious things about it.

    5. Re:Hmmm.... by Anzya · · Score: 1

      Can't we throw a hatchet party instead? I always found them to have a bit more edge to them...

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    6. Re:Hmmm.... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know what you mean. I read a couple random pages from "flatworld" and realized that book was incredibly stupid and impossible to follow.

    7. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard it's rubbish.

    8. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too must live in a hatch. But thankfully it's a hatch without a TV.

    9. Re:Hmmm.... by Bugamn · · Score: 1

      You too? Does your hatch has the need to have a button pressed from time to time too?

  4. Should I watch it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you live in a hatch somewhere, you are probably aware that Lost has ended.

    I have never seen a single episode, it the whole series worth watching, now that it is over?

    1. Re:Should I watch it? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It had a promising start and then somewhere along the line it looks like it outlived it's original story arc and the writers just went bonkers.

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    2. Re:Should I watch it? by eln · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have never seen a single episode, it the whole series worth watching, now that it is over?

      In a word, no. The show barely made sense watching it over the past 6 years as it was released. We continually got some hints that things might make sense eventually, but they never did. Inconsistencies from vaguely remembered episodes of 2 or 3 years ago kept popping up and giving this little feeling in the back of one's mind that the writers had no idea what they were doing. I suspect if you watched it all back to back it would make even less sense because the inconsistencies and utter nonsense would be that much more obvious.

      I watched it from beginning to end, but I have absolutely no desire to watch it again, and I certainly won't be wasting money on the DVDs.

    3. Re:Should I watch it? by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      I think it depends on what drew you to the show in the first place. If it was the mystery about the island, then it has little if any replay value. If you were drawn by the characters, their (often erratic) evolution, and the journey itself then you might see more value in watching it again. I started out in the former camp, but later joined my wife in the later. I may watch it again in a few years, but my wife is already planning on watching the entire series over again starting sometime this year.

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    4. Re:Should I watch it? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      The first episode I watched was the finale episode of season 1. I could tell right away that they were too busy making plot twists to ever finish untangling them, and I would only occasionally watch an episode if I channel-surfed across it. None of what I watched afterward refuted my initial assessment.

      So your answer is "no". Don't waste your time unless you enjoy characters being randomly yanked with for the amusement value of the yanking around. And there are better shows for that. That's the only reason I watch Legend of the Seeker, and Sam Raimi is awesome at making that kind of campy stuff. (Also Bruce Spence is awesome in it too.)

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    5. Re:Should I watch it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never got as far as the former (getting sucked into the plot) because of the latter (the characters). Indeed, I only ever watched something like 15 minutes of the first episode, and after seeing a smorgasbord of basically every black and white character steretype possible, laboriously spelled out one after another - "look, here's the lovey couple, here's the tough single mum, here's the shallow bimbo, here's the guy who's only out for himself, here's the fat nerd" or whatever (sorry if the actual descriptions are off but it was half a decade ago and instantly forgettable). To sit there for even 15 minutes while they insulted my intelligence was a gargantuan effort of will, so kudos to those who made it all the way to the end. I did keep half an ear on the situation with the view that if it transpired to be awesome I'd perhaps consider a marathon viewing once it was over, but from what I'm hearing I needn't bother.

    6. Re:Should I watch it? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      All of those stereotyped characters you described were revealed to NOT be those characters... except the shallow bimbo... Shannon really was a shallow bimbo. But she died in the first or second season, so it's all good.

    7. Re:Should I watch it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first episode I watched was the finale episode of season 1 [....]and I would only occasionally watch an episode if I channel-surfed across it.

      In other words, your opinion is worthless.

    8. Re:Should I watch it? by lgw · · Score: 1

      "look, here's the lovey couple, here's the tough single mum, here's the shallow bimbo, here's the guy who's only out for himself, here's the fat nerd"

      So you're saying there was a wreck on an island, and the characters included the Skipper, a millionaire, his wife, a movie star, a professor, and Mory Ann? I think I saw that show. Did they nearly make a radio out of coconuts once? And eventually patch the boat with duct tape and sail home?

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    9. Re:Should I watch it? by Syberz · · Score: 1

      I bought the DVDs in order to rewatch the seasons in anticipation of season 6. Boy am I glad that I got a deal on Amazon for all 5 for 80$, I feel sorry for those having paid full price.

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  5. DC;TS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't care, too stupid

    1. Re:DC;TS by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm confused. Did you mean you, or the show?

      Oh wait, I'm confused. How prophetic of you!

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    2. Re:DC;TS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what she said

    3. Re:DC;TS by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, thanks for coming out and taking the time to open an article about, and then post a comment on, a show that's apparently "too stupid" for you...

  6. Nothing of value was Lost by Lord+Grey · · Score: 5, Funny

    The subject lines, they just write themselves.

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    1. Re:Nothing of value was Lost by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

      Re:Nothing of value was Lost

      So Yoda had the answer?

    2. Re:Nothing of value was Lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOOOSH

    3. Re:Nothing of value was Lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's precisely how Yoda would have said it.

  7. It was ok. by flitty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It was just ok. Given that Battlestar was the last finale I watched, it handled similar material in a much better way. Given the terrible ways it could have ended, it was good enough. Some people will be mad that some questions were never answered, and I would have been happier if the last episode focused more on the island than the survivors, but really, given how they didn't have an ending written when they started the series, they did a fairly good job of cleanup.

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    1. Re:It was ok. by bbqsrc · · Score: 1

      Aren't all great stories written in reverse?

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    2. Re:It was ok. by flitty · · Score: 1

      "Given that Battlestar was the last finale I watched, it handled similar material in a much better way." I mean to say that LOST handled the spirituality and God question better/more coherently than BSG's Deus Ex Machina ending.

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    3. Re:It was ok. by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Aren't all great stories written in reverse?

      .oN

    4. Re:It was ok. by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      It was just ok. Given that Battlestar was the last finale I watched, it handled similar material in a much better way. Given the terrible ways it could have ended, it was good enough. Some people will be mad that some questions were never answered, and I would have been happier if the last episode focused more on the island than the survivors, but really, given how they didn't have an ending written when they started the series, they did a fairly good job of cleanup.

      Anyone who was expecting "Island Answers" was bound for disappointment. The writers have been saying since the show started that its a "Character Story" and that the island is just a background. Seriously, every time the writers were interviewed they said something about how lost was all about the characters and that not everything about the island will be answered. I don't know if this was their way of saying, "we never had a good idea what to do with the island story, but we knew what we wanted the character arcs to be" or if it's their way of saying "we didn't have time to get into every detail of the island since we wanted to focus on the characters" - but I knew going in that I'd still not really know as much as I wanted to about the mysteries but I'd know what was going with the characters.

    5. Re:It was ok. by MistrBlank · · Score: 1

      Battlestar ended all plotlines, ended EVERYONE's stories, including the ship's. It dragged a little, yes, but it drove to resolution.

      Lost ended Jack's story and didn't end anything else. We don't even have a resolution for the Island. We would have been better served if the whole side story didn't exist, everyone else got off the Island and Jack slowly laid down in the bamboo field after turning the wheel one more time with Vincent licking his face into a flash of white (rather than fade to black) wondering if the Island disappeared (and thus ending it's story).

      They could have taken all that wasted side story time this last season to do just what they promised us, a focus on the unexplained events of the Island. They could have opened up the Island's story. They failed.

    6. Re:It was ok. by flitty · · Score: 1

      Character resolution is ALL the finale gave us, without extending beyond the Island. The story began with Jack on the island and ended with his death on the island. You can suss out that Kate and Sawyer and Claire all lived off the island, but never were as happy as they were on the island, Hurley and Ben watched the island for some undetermined amount of time. The island is still there, and it's still strange and mysterious. Maybe the island is made of midichloreans, would that have been a better ending?

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    7. Re:It was ok. by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      Funny how a character story doesn't really tell the characters' story. What happened to Hugo, Ben, Kate, Sawyer, etc.? Oh, it doesn't matter does it? In fact, none of the island crap matters because they were all going to die anyway and live happily ever after in the afterlife.

      And basically, dying had no consequences because everyone died and were happy i the afterlife!

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    8. Re:It was ok. by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      Funny how a character story doesn't really tell the characters' story. What happened to Hugo, Ben, Kate, Sawyer, etc.? Oh, it doesn't matter does it? In fact, none of the island crap matters because they were all going to die anyway and live happily ever after in the afterlife.

      And basically, dying had no consequences because everyone died and were happy i the afterlife!

      It told what happened to them while Jack (the main character) was aware. They don't show everything because they are time limited. Also, I think Michael would beg to differ that everyone is happy in the afterlife. He was noticeably missing, and if what he said on the island is true then he's stuck there.

    9. Re:It was ok. by yankeessuck · · Score: 1

      What's unresolved for the island? Ben and Hugo are the new caretakers and apparently did well for a long time. Smoke Monster is dead. Everything's peachy.

    10. Re:It was ok. by donaggie03 · · Score: 1

      They could have gone the Six Feet Under route and showed a fast forward of each character's life until they died, but I thought that was a terrible ending and I'm glad they didn't repeat it here.

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    11. Re:It was ok. by harl · · Score: 1

      That accurately describes Lost.

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    12. Re:It was ok. by hazydave · · Score: 1

      I don't think I really wanted any more Island Answers anyway. That's not to say I would have felt this way had the whole story been written in full before the filming started, Babylon 5 style.

      But I guess I don't trust TV SciFi very far. Writers can write very compelling character stories, and I'm happy they kept Lost that way. I think too much additional explanation, and we would have had Star Trek: NTG style deus ex machina type explanations just masquerading as good science fiction. I'm happier with the lingering mystery than a crappy explanation.

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    13. Re:It was ok. by wfolta · · Score: 1

      Define "well". It's not clear what effect the island REALLY has on the planet -- Jacob turns out to be a guy obsessed with his mistake with his brother, even down to creating rules about not leaving the island which were completely arbitrary. (And arbitrarily violated as well.) Does the island really matter? Is it really worth protecting? Who knows.

      And what kinds of things could the caretaker do? Again, it seems there's some power over life and healing, but other than that, it's not even clear that Jacob actually called anyone or had the power to do so. Even "his" lighthouse was probably built by someone else and may not have been used by him at all.

      If they'd bothered to ground the island a bit, with a few key explanations and hints, the Alt/purgatory/end would have been great. As it stands, it looks to me like the Alt was a super-clever idea they got to puzzle us a second time (like when they started flash forwards and we wondered how they could possible come true), and then the tail wagged the dog and the main storyline suffered so that the Alt could be clever.

    14. Re:It was ok. by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      A lot of us don't pay attention to anything but the show itself. I didn't read writer interviews, etc. I watched the show alone. It was clearly about the island. The character drama seemed to me to be "filler", often with the intent of exposing more information about the island and it's brand of magic.

      I argue if you just watched the show alone, you would not have concluded it was a character drama. If you watch seasons 1-6 you'll see it as a mystery/suspense centered around the island. The only part of the show that made SENSE was the character drama, but that's not what it was ABOUT.

    15. Re:It was ok. by anyGould · · Score: 1

      What happened to Hugo, Ben, Kate, Sawyer, etc.?

      Hugo and Ben stay on the island as protector and sidekick. Kate and Sawyer escape (again, for Kate), and "live happily ever after".

    16. Re:It was ok. by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      That still doesn't explain anything. It doesn't explain what actually happened.

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    17. Re:It was ok. by anyGould · · Score: 1

      That part isn't part of the story. Just as how we didn't see the full day-by-day story of everything prior to the start of the plot. We see snippets, but not (for instance) why Jack decides to become a doctor, his residency, his first date...

      The story has to end somewhere.

    18. Re:It was ok. by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      It still contradicts the "all about characters" claim.

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  8. Great Until the Last 10 Minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was terrific until the end when we found out that they were all in some sort of limbo in the sideways world. What should have happened was all their experiences on the island transformed and reshaped their real lives in a positive way. Also, anyone who died on the island would still be alive in the normal world. So the sideways world is their new redeemed life based on their experiences on the island. It's a shame that the producers copped out in the end. I still think it was a great series though.

    1. Re:Great Until the Last 10 Minutes by Scubaraf · · Score: 1

      This is exactly where I hoped they were going. Ben Linus was a perfect example of that. He was an shit person - a total manipulative, scheming opportunist with no morality. Yet even he redeems himself to some degree. The writers could have made it more obvious - saying that Linus is staying to atone for kidnapping the Frenchwoman's daughter and letting her die later on - that he needed to reconcile with his father - and the like. It would have been nice to know that these richly developed characters still had life to live with the benefit of who they had become after their time on the Island.

    2. Re:Great Until the Last 10 Minutes by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      What should have happened was all their experiences on the island transformed and reshaped their real lives in a positive way

      Why??? Life is not all ponies and lollipops, so why should you constrain a TV show to fit into such a narrow requirement.

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    3. Re:Great Until the Last 10 Minutes by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Kate, Sawyer, Ben, Hurley, etc. all did live their lives. We just didn't see it. And then they died and came to Purgatory where they met the other guys again.

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    4. Re:Great Until the Last 10 Minutes by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      Because those who wanted real life should be outside, not watching TV?

      Actually it all depends on what you look for as entertainment...

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  9. Answers by linebackn · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want a simple, clear explanation of exactly how the series resolved, Lost Untangled will do nothing to clarify things for you.

    If you were expecting answers... you have been watching the wrong show for the last 6 years.

    1. Re:Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the writers have definitely been promising answers for the last six years. The "answer" they gave was basically a, "You can't ask questions, decide for yourself" cheesy sort of answer.

    2. Re:Answers by identity0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I watched the final episode of The Prisoner, and that was so obtuse it could very well have been explaining the mysteries of Lost as well as ending The Prisoner.

      So, I have no need to watch this last episode of Lost. It was all about men in robes and dem bones, right?

      Dem bones dem bones

    3. Re:Answers by indeciso · · Score: 1

      The "answer" they gave was basically a, "You can't ask questions, decide for yourself" cheesy sort of answer.

      The answer they actually gave: "every answer will lead to another question". That's how they excuse themselves.

    4. Re:Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny because we were promised answers.....so oh Holy One, perhaps in your Divine wisdom you can tell us WTF was going on?

    5. Re:Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >No, the writers have definitely been promising answers for the last six years

      And you believed them?

      TV and movies like this are not about telling a meaningful story. It's not art or science, and it is not there to benefit humanity or anything like that. It is only about one thing: Making money selling advertising space.

      They do this by creating a "story" with drama and mysteries, promising some kind of resolution and stringing you along so you will watch more and see their advertisements. Once in a while they deliver, but by the end they are up to their necks in money and don't have to deliver on any promises if they don't want to.

    6. Re:Answers by dzerkel · · Score: 1

      If you are looking for answers to ANYTHING, you shouldn't be watching television AT ALL.

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    7. Re:Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a simple, clear explanation of exactly how the series resolved, Lost Untangled will do nothing to clarify things for you.

      If you were expecting answers... you have been watching the wrong show for the last 6 years.

      Well duh, of course they cannot provide answers. That would ruin the value of the franchise. Maybe somebody at some point in the future wants to buy the thing. It would be worth MUCH less if it ended properly. So, yea ... duh ... no TV series has a real end.

    8. Re:Answers by Huzzah! · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I wondered why when people talk about Lost I think of 'number two'. Nyuk nyuk.

    9. Re:Answers by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      I'm curious since I keep seeing this, what answers did you miss? I got plenty of answers from the show: we know what was in the hatch, who made it, why they made it, what the button did.

      We know who Benjamin Linus really is, why he was on the island, what he was doing and why, we even know why he's a screwed up little puppy from seeing his family life growing up.

      We know how Alpert is immortal, where he came from, what he's doing on the island.

      We know who Jacob is, whether he's real, what he wanted, what he's doing, etc.

      I'm sure there are some outstanding questions, but by and large most of our questions DID get answered.

  10. So the Robinsons finally made it home? by residieu · · Score: 1

    Or did Dr. Smith screw things up again?

    1. Re:So the Robinsons finally made it home? by MistrBlank · · Score: 1

      No, the doctor actually "fixed" what was broken. Except that we don't know what was broken.

      Amazingly, the island has a wheel that can move the island through time and space, but if you uncork it, all the water sources on the island dry up, you get a lot of rain, and yet the island falls apart rather than sinking into the ocean (nothing at all that you would expect to happen when you uncork something and all things that are NEVER EXPLAINED).

      A lot of people tell me that I missed the point, that we had a character driven show with well written characters. I say, 'eff that, we have a show that after 6 years of character development pissed on everyone that wasn't Jack (everyone else in the series either had no final resolution or died needlessly and unexpectedly) and gave you the end of Jack's story with no understanding ultimately what the Island is. It isn't even related to the "in between place" that wasn't introduced until the final season and yet was the driving plot for Jack's storyline.

      We got 5 seasons of Jack's character development (not story development) and one season of Jack walking back and forth on the Island to ultimately throw his and the world's enemy off of a cliff. Sounds like they ripped off Kevin Smith's description of Lord of the Rings to me.

    2. Re:So the Robinsons finally made it home? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      And the worst part, Jack is an ass who I never developed even a tiny bit of empathy for.

      I spend 3 seasons hoping that they would randomly kill him off (and Kate as well), and turn it into the Hurley show, and later the Desmond show. I spent the last two seasons realizing that the writers have a massive love affair with him, and thus he must be "the most special man alive", and finding little real life things to do while watching the episodes that focus on him ("oh lord, its a Jack show, I'm going to clean the litter box with Lost on in the background, I'm going to clean it for a full hour, too.")

      Jack was the weakest, and least enjoyable character. Often jack seemed like the protagonist in a Final Fantasy game.

      I hope they make a spin-off show where it is just Desmond and Hurley running around with Locke.

      It also annoys me that Lost wasn't about the Island. The Island more of a character than most of the characters.

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    3. Re:So the Robinsons finally made it home? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Often jack seemed like the protagonist in a Final Fantasy game.

      I hope they make a spin-off show where it is just Desmond and Hurley running around with Locke.

      As long as they don't call him a thief. He'll rip their lungs out!

  11. Buy the DVD! by emkyooess · · Score: 1

    "An ABC source reported that the DVD and Blu-ray release of season 6 will feature twenty minutes of additional scenes, some of which will have answers to questions, cut from the storyline due to running time." - Wikipedia

    So, if you buy the DVD, MAYBE you'll get some kind of worth-while closure? I highly doubt that. My apologies to all those who wasted 6 years on this show and couldn't see early on that it was like a six-year-old's summer midafternoon make believe story.

    1. Re:Buy the DVD! by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

      Somehow this sounds like some producers going "okay, so we had 45 minutes of commercials in the final, but after that people will KNOW how the show is going to end." "yeah yeah .. but check this out dawg! If we just tell them we'll add some extra answers, like "why is the sky blue" or "what about the birds and the bees" ! They all definitely fall for that, and we can add even more trailers and possibly even the "lost"-ized commercials on the DVD! Think of the dough, doode!"

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    2. Re:Buy the DVD! by delinear · · Score: 1

      Somehow I doubt, after not being able to give people the answers they wanted after 6 years, that they'll manage it in 20 minutes. However, since the comments seem to have been largely negative (I never watched it, was kind of waiting for this point to see if it was worth starting based on whether the ending was awesome) I guess they need some way to sell more DVDs so hinting that the answers are actually on there is maybe a last ditch effort.

  12. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No need to watch it, I have just spoiled it for you.

    1. Re:SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      In a similar vein: The Satanic Verses were the ones that were left in.

    2. Re:SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noooooo0oo0000000

    3. Re:SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE! by Goffee71 · · Score: 1

      Ana Maria walks into Gene Hunt's office...
      "Constable, take down her particulars!"

      Yes, its Carry On Ashes to Mars

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  13. Mumbo Jumbo by gmurray · · Score: 1

    I think the Lost finally was pretty obnoxious and failed to explain any of the interesting mysteries of the show. Their stance seems to be that we shouldn't try to understand the mysterious, and, rather, just let it wash over us. I just say, "No".

    1. Re:Mumbo Jumbo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mumbo perhaps, Jumbo perhaps not.

    2. Re:Mumbo Jumbo by linzeal · · Score: 1

      It was patently religious, it was pandering to the masses who will be buying the DVDs. The finale might as well of come from Kirk Cameron or one of the lesser Baldwins. There is no money in running a show like LOST which refused to disclose almost any definitive answers for 6 seasons if its last message is secular so they wrapped it their last story arc like it was some new agey mystical coda that unifies all religions and all your friends together.

    3. Re:Mumbo Jumbo by gmurray · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The writing in the earlier seasons seemed to have much more intellectual integrity. Not sure what changed. Did someone leave the show or something? Some auditor or other writer?

    4. Re:Mumbo Jumbo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. They should have explained that the island was a holodeck program corrupted by a reverse phase flow of tachyons run through the main deflector dish and then shunted to the transporter buffers. Or midichlorians. Because we're all so much happier with concrete explanations.

    5. Re:Mumbo Jumbo by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Don't act like that was just the finale. The whole series has had religious references from all world religions:

      http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Religion_and_ideologies

  14. Fucking FINALLY by Pojut · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm tired of hearing you people constantly talk about this steaming pile of ass. Lost is, quite possibly, the most overrated show that has ever been on television.

    And yes, I've watched it...a friend of mine convinced me to watch the first two seasons, and even that was almost impossible. How people obsess over this show completely eludes me.

    1. Re:Fucking FINALLY by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      There's always another steaming pile of ass where that one came from.

    2. Re:Fucking FINALLY by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The show was plenty entertaining, and the plot at times interesting, but using the "Everyone's Dead" ending is a very very immature and feeble way to 'wrap things up' if you can even call it that. It is NEVER ok to use this ending, despite what M Night Shyamalan thinks. It's a total cop-out and makes people not watch your shit anymore. Why do I refuse to see the new Star Trek, despite loving all things Star Trek? Because I don't want to see how JJ Abrams fucked up the canon.

      It's like they stuck two more episodes in for the finale and were like "Oh, we forgot we have to make this the last one..." so they tagged half an hour of more flashbacks(from the island to their weird alternate death verse) to try and guide you back to terra firma. It didn't work. I still have no idea what the fuck I just watched, and I wish I could say, like you, I only watched two seasons. At least then I'd still have the suspense of "It might go somewhere".

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    3. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah fuck people for liking different stuff! How very dare they!

    4. Re:Fucking FINALLY by MediaCastleX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, *clearly* we all do it just to annoy you. I mean the only reason a person enjoys what some consider bad is simply a mechanism created by writers and joined in by viewers to make life absolute hell for everyone who is a critic! =D

    5. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Psmylie · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I have to agree... a friend of mine tried to get me hooked on it. The first episode I ever saw was way early on when they were recovering dynamite to blow open that hatch. The episode was mysterious, shocking and had a certain extremely funny gallows humor (In a "I just shot Marvin in the face!" kind of way), and that made me interested enough to watch another episode or two before going "meh..." and giving up.

      If I ever get curious enough, I'll just read a summary of the episodes and save myself some time.

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    6. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a soap opera for people too dumb to get "Fringe".

    7. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I knew it! The whole world's against me, man!

    8. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How people obsess over this show completely eludes me.

      one word:

      MOOOOOOOOO!

    9. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always had the exact same sentiments about Firefly. But as usual, people tend to get irate about this stuff because they forget the #1 caveat in science fiction: YMMV.

    10. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How people obsess over this show completely eludes me." /me sits on the edge of the seat to hear how this turns out!

    11. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Why do I refuse to see the new Star Trek, despite loving all things Star Trek?

      That question contains its own answer.

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    12. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL I share a similar sentiment to the series. I *never* ever really got into it....even though I *had to* watch it with my girlfriend and then *must* watch it with my wife (in return she watched and watches with me 24, V and Hawking's Into the Universe ).

      I just never got the uuuhh aaahh sensation from watching lost, dunno why. My wife got indeed fascinated with the story. Good ridance, now it is just Greys Anatomy what haves to end hehe.

    13. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

      How people obsess over this show completely eludes me.

      You don't understand that others are not like you? Why was this comment modded "Insightful"? It's the exact opposite...

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    14. Re:Fucking FINALLY by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Jesus dude. Pay attention. Everyone wasn't dead. They were dead in the alternate timeline, but not on the island.

    15. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Oh, I understand people are different from me...I just expect people to enjoy stuff that, you know, is actually good. :p

    16. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How people obsess over this show completely eludes me.

      You don't understand that others are not like you? Why was this comment modded "Insightful"? It's the exact opposite...

      Because he is admitting the limits of his understanding, and thus taking the first step to expanding it?

    17. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are those who have to show up in a thread about lost and bash the show

      i never got the show, but obsession with the show is completely harmless. i don't hold it against anyone

      what bother me is people who don't like the show... but have to come in and shit all over someone else's harmless enjoyments

      we all have our quirky likes and dislikes that are easy to ridicule or put down. so what? most socially well-adjusted folk don't have an irrational need to pick on others. if you do have such a need, this reveals nothing about lost, it reveals something about yourself: a poverty of character and some sort of unresolved self-hatred and self-loathing. lose your pathetic need to go out of your way to menace other people's harmless hobbies

      oh who am i kidding... this is the internet. mindless negativity seems like that's what the internet was created for

      carry on then, aggressively ultranegative losers. the internet is yours, unfortunately

    18. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1
      Ok..... So..... Should we apologize to you, or something? It's entertainment. Many people enjoy it. You do not. Why does discussion about it offend your ears so much? And for that matter, why do you feel the need to be so antagonistic about it?

      Lost is, quite possibly, the most overrated show that has ever been on television.

      And that, is quite possibly, the most overstated sentence that has ever been on Slashdot. Or maybe that one is. No, probably neither. Still an overstatement.

    19. Re:Fucking FINALLY by linzeal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There was a fucking butt plug holding in the immortality of heaven. It should of been shaped like baby Jesus. That was the explanation of 120 hours of storytelling, sorry if I think that is a cop out. Especially since the room they filmed it in looked like the set of the 1960's version of the Journey to the Center of the Earth.

    20. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Ok..... So..... Should we apologize to you, or something? It's entertainment. Many people enjoy it. You do not. Why does discussion about it offend your ears so much? And for that matter, why do you feel the need to be so antagonistic about it?

      I was just presenting my opinion. Nothing more, nothing less.

    21. Re:Fucking FINALLY by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Lost is, quite possibly, the most overrated show that has ever been on television.

      Hmmm, I dunno. That's kinda like trying to pick who came out last in the Special Olympics.

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  15. My take by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am not much of a TV watcher but a coworker loaned me the DVDs to watch on the bus during my commute in the Fall of 2008 and I kept up with the show ever since. For the first two seasons I was riveted. The cliffhangers, the mystery, etc, etc, etc. With the first half of Season 3 the show started to fall apart. They came back with a clear vision in the second half, supposedly, but I never saw it materialize.

    Yesterday I sat down with my wife (who only started watching it in Season 5) and we watched as nothing in the final episode answered any questions. No, the fucking light at the center of the island didn't tell us shit and that stupid fucking ending with some sort of allusion to the afterlife was absolutely stupid. People had been suspecting that all along and knowing that many people did you would have thought the writers, being paid as much as they were, would have come up with something more shocking than that--but they didn't.

    I am glad that I only wasted two years of my life watching that show rather than the 6 many others did. It started with a plane wreck and it ended with one. We were all duped. The least they could have done was provide everyone watching with some of that Dharma beer in rusty cans to help ease the pain.

    1. Re:My take by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I am not much of a TV watcher either. When Lost first came out I was interested, but I missed the first couple of episodes because I forgot it was coming on. Then the trailers for the show looked pretty dark and maybe a little freaky, my wife doesn't deal well with that sort of stuff (she gets nightmares if she watches shows like that (even when the show isn't particularly scary). Then when the show started to take off and I heard my co-workers talking about it, it reminded me of a show from a few years back that I really liked, "The Pretender". The Pretender had a mysterious plot running through it and the main character uncovered a little bit more in each episode. It was really interesting trying to put the clues together to see what the main conspiracy was. Then the final episode came where they explained what these mega powerful conpsirators were doing and it was a complete let down.
      I decided that I was going to wait until Lost was completed to see if its ending was a disappointing to its fans as Pretender's was or if it was as well down as Lost's fans thought it would be. Based on what I overheard from my co-workers this morning (and the comments on this thread) I'm glad I did.

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    2. Re:My take by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Funny

      a coworker loaned me the DVDs to watch on the bus during my commute in the Fall of 2008 [...]
      I am glad that I only wasted two years of my life watching that show.

      Wow! That's a freaking long commute.

      You should try to find a job in your own continent.

    3. Re:My take by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      The only thing that's ever made me feel the same way was when I watched my first David Lynch movie expecting it to have a plot and make sense.

      Hence, I dub Lost the longest David Lynch film ever.

      There was a point to it, but the point was not to tell a story. The point was to keep us entertained and interested, to rattle our brains a bit. Interesting things appeared out of nowhere, and disappeared when they no longer served their purpose.

      Had I known this from the beginning, I would have had different expectations and I would feel differently about it. But since I expected things to actually make sense in the end, I am upset and angry.

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    4. Re:My take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sentence structure fail. I think he meant: In the Fall of 2008, a coworker loaned me the DVDs. I watched them on the bus during my commute. But even with a bus ride of 30 minutes each way, you could watch the whole thing in half a year. I watched S1-5 on some video streaming sites over 2 weeks in summer. Based on what I'm reading here, I will read the plot summaries for S6 and that should be enough.

    5. Re:My take by MrTick · · Score: 1

      Since each episode was roughly an hour and there were only 121 episodes, I'm not sure how you could've lost/wasted 6 years on this let alone the two years you claim. Even if you include the nights you stayed awake wondering what the hell was going on, or the time spent researching Lost on the Internet you still wouldn't have wasted two years. While I didn't find this to be the greatest story ever told it was "OK" I feel I wasted an hour every time an episode was what I felt to be useless but it still only added up to maybe a day. Seeing as how I wasn't interested in anything else that was on in that time slot, I don't even feel like I wasted my time watching the Finale. I'd rate it a "meh" maybe. Most of it was twistless, and obvious to anyone that had watched the previous episodes ( or the two hour recap right before it) I knew Sayid and Shannon would get back together, so no I wasn't surprised, and if I had been watching it with my girlfriend, maybe I would've gotten some brownie points for not making fun of her as she cried.

    6. Re:My take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You knew exactly what he meant. Don't be dumb.

    7. Re:My take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with that sort of stuff (she gets nightmares if she watches shows like that (even when the show isn't particularly scary).

      You know what's also freaky? Parenthesis that don't match.

    8. Re:My take by neosaurus · · Score: 1

      I thought that apart from leaving aside some things to the domain of metaphysics, they could've had a semi-plausible explanation of a number of things. Since the island was shown to have a core of extremely high electromagnetic activity that caused the plane to crash in the first place, they could've shown that to be the reason for the island having a warped spacetime. The flashes could've been portrayed as times when wormholes were generated which connected different spacetimes. Once the donkeywheel was fixed in place, this didn't happen anymore and the bunch was stuck in the 70s until the subsequent flash and the second plane crash. Due to the extremely warped spacetime, the clock time on the island would go really slowly as compared to the clock time in the present world. One can only guess as to what it is like in such a region of spacetime and that would've given the writers considerable leeway as to what they could get away with transformation between states of matter (smokey). The explosion of the bomb would've been a good shot at what might happen if one was faced with the Grandfather Paradox and if that would prevent the course of events from the time cone from that point on. Also, it would've been a good take on what happens when a tremendous amount of energy is released at the source of a tremendous electromagnetic field. The bunch could've lived a lifetime on the island which had a slow time clock and still this lifetime might seem like a fraction of a second in the real time during their flight on Oceanic 815.

    9. Re:My take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am glad that I only wasted two years of my life watching that show rather than the 6 many others did.

      The total duration of "Lost" was 121.5 hours. That's including ads. In reality, each episode was approx 45 minutes of actual content. 121.5 * 0.75 = 91.125 hours.

      91.125 hours is a shade under 3.8 days. You watched 2 seasons out of 6 (approximately 33%) - 1.3 days.

      You have "wasted" 1.3 days, not "two years".

      At this point, I'm guessing most of the time you've wasted was in math class.

  16. Re:No. by ig88b · · Score: 2, Informative

    Can we all agree that most t.v. just sucks big sweaty donkey balls?

    Most TV? Certainly. But there are the occasional gems that make it worthwhile. A few examples of current, excellent shows include Better Off Ted (sadly canceled), Dexter, and Gravity (weird show on Starz about a suicide group).

    That's just a drop in the bucket. There are plenty of excellent shows if you know how to filter out the noise.

  17. It's not all in the ending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ending to epic shows like this inevitably end bad in the eyes of some and I would argue it's impossible to write the perfect ending. Lost, Battlestar Galatica, and The Sopranos are a few recently. Too much emphasis is put on the ending, but it's the entire series that make it great.

    1. Re:It's not all in the ending by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Ending to epic shows like this inevitably end bad in the eyes of some and I would argue it's impossible to write the perfect ending. Lost, Battlestar Galatica, and The Sopranos are a few recently. Too much emphasis is put on the ending, but it's the entire series that make it great.

      You know what makes a great series better?

      A great ending! A poor ending can ruin an otherwise great series.

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    2. Re:It's not all in the ending by laederkeps · · Score: 1

      Personally, I like a bad ending more than the pathetic drudging that some writers do just to keep a popular show alive.

      They write an absolute masterpiece, with a decent ending. Then comes season two, and can you guess what? The same guys are in a different prison. Gee, whatever will they do after masterfully escaping the first?

      I stopped watching Lost after they got off the island, because it became apparent that the writers were going to keep milking it as far as they could. Dexter found the ice truck killer and got away from the police. The Scofield brothers got out of Fox river. The Galactica exodus settled a planet, lived through hell and then got back off of it.

      In my mind, these are good examples of shows which should have ended after one or two seasons but were kept on life-support for ad revenue and franchise milking. At least BSG DID have a decent ending, it just came a couple of seasons too late for my taste.

      Japanese anime are typically better in this respect. Often it's a matter of 12 episodes laid out before-hand and then a nice ending. That's it. A few get sequels in a similar format. OK. A few follow the american TV model of 320 episodes and counting, I avoid them like the plague.

    3. Re:It's not all in the ending by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Spot on. The ending has ruined Lost for me. At least that's my initial reaction to it. Maybe I'll feel better about it once I think about it some more, and maybe the producers have something to say when they return from hiding.

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    4. Re:It's not all in the ending by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      Even Heroes managed a good first season; it was a fairly good/well paced story, and self-contained within the season. Then it descended into a train wreck of confusing time travel and government conspiracies and non-government conspiracies until you didn't know what the hell was going on.

      Someone higher up the page said it best - you can't expect a story to work if you're making shit up as you go along. If you want a consistent story that plays out nicely then you need to sit down and plan it all out beforehand, at least in the broad strokes. Then for the love of all that is holy resist the urge to go off on tangents and insert filler. There might be room for subplots to be given greater prominence but changing the direction of the story arc halfway (even if it is "what the audience wants") will be almost as bad as having not had a plan in the first place.

      If each season were properly planned out as a self-contained plot with that good old beginning/middle/end structure to it, then even if you maintain the same set of characters and some continuity (although you can't let the continuity get too dense, that shit'll tie you up in knots) it'll all make much more sense. A big project like Lost... I don't know why they'd even try to come up with the ending at the late stage that they seem to have thrown it together at. If they'd really known where they were going from the beginning, and they'd taken the time to work it all out, we'd have had a whole f'in lot more of the early mysteries end up making sense in the context of the overall storyline.

  18. I just want to know, by hellop2 · · Score: 1

    What is the explanation for the magical black smoke from the first season?

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    1. Re:I just want to know, by aicrules · · Score: 1

      There are two levels of explanation...the most outer explanation is that it was just one part of a way complex test for Jack to get into "heaven". The inner explanation is that there were two super duper twins born on the island a long while ago. They grew up being cared for by the caretaker of the island (a woman). She realized that jacob was the right one to continue as protector as the other wanted bad things and the bad guy immediately shoots her. I'm paraphrasing because the whole thing eats at my brain. jacob and bad guy fight, bad guy ends up being tossed down the pit of light and viola! he becomes the smoke monster.

      How? Why? How basically NEVER gets explained for any of this stuff. Why? To create two opposing forces that mirror the choice between good and evil thereby giving those who died on Oceanic 815 a way to prove themselves. Or maybe it was JUST Jack that was proving himself.

    2. Re:I just want to know, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the explanation for the magical black smoke from the first season?

      The island is a source of all-good. The Black Smoke is pure-evil. The island keeps the black-smoke contained so that it doesn't destroy the world. There is one former human that guards the island, and keeps the smoke-monster from destroying the island.

      LOST is essentially the story of that guardian's succession.

    3. Re:I just want to know, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the 2000 year old main villian of the show. Was a person before his brother Jacob beat him up and threw him in the magical water light cave, then he turned into the black smoke monster. Hates humanity and wants off the island. Is able to take on the form of dead people in later seasons. Somehow made vulnerable in the last ep. and killed by being thrown off a cliff.

    4. Re:I just want to know, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't an explanation. Some dude just sort of magically turned into that black smoke, for no reason that makes any sense.

    5. Re:I just want to know, by hellop2 · · Score: 1

      I can see the writers now:

      "It's 4AM guys, and we have to finish this season's plot by 6AM... Damn, if only we didn't spend the last 3 months snorting coke off a hooker's ass."

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  19. Re:No. by Rockoon · · Score: 1

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    'just sayin

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  20. Idiotic by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I remember the producers of Lost saying at some point either during or at the end of the first season that the mysteries of the island would all end up being explainable scientifically. Not necessarily pure science, but at least the sort of semi-plausible science-like stuff most sci-fi is built on. For most of the first two or three seasons they were flailing around, but for the most part it still seemed there could be a plausible explanation for everything. The introduction of Faraday and all of his scientific mumbo jumbo lent credence to that idea.

    Then, over the past two seasons, the show took a sharp turn into religious territory and it became increasingly obvious they were going to take the easy way out and make it all into some ridiculous religious/spiritual allegory of some kind, albeit one so confused that no one would ever be able to make any real sense out of it. It reminded me of the Matrix, where the first movie was more sci-fi and the second and third were all a bunch of confused pseudo-religious nonsense.

    I was primarily disappointed with their complete abandonment of any attempt to explain anything scientifically, and instead lean on a literal Deus Ex Machina by making the whole thing into a spiritual "God (or some other spiritual entity) did it". That sort of thing has been done to death. Hell, Battlestar Galactica was explicitly a religious allegory from the very beginning, and even it explained more stuff pseudo-scientifically than Lost did. Regardless of what they may say now, I think the Lost creators started out with a show that would have been much more scientifically based, but ended up having to extend it beyond what they thought they would. After wandering in the wilderness for much of seasons 2 through 4, they were backed into a corner and took the easy way out by waving the magic religion wand to "explain" everything away.

    1. Re:Idiotic by bunratty · · Score: 2, Informative

      I remember them saying distinctly that they would not give a scientific explanation. They gave the example of the horrible midicholians explanation in the Star Wars prequels as to why such explanations are always disappointing. They said they like the Harry Potter series where it's never explained why some people are born witches or wizards. They just are.

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    2. Re:Idiotic by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      I remember the producers of Lost saying at some point either during or at the end of the first season that the mysteries of the island would all end up being explainable scientifically.

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    3. Re:Idiotic by AntiDragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It reminded me of the Matrix, where the first movie was more sci-fi and the second and third were all a bunch of confused pseudo-religious nonsense.

      Ahh, sorry - you've lost me. There was only ever one Matrix movie.

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      "...So I hung back and lurked. For 18 months. Can't beat a good old-fashioned lurking."
    4. Re:Idiotic by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      Isn't the show, and in particular the finale, a mirror for your own beliefs?

      If you found the finale satisfying, you're a "man of faith".

      If you found the finale abhorrent and have loads of unanswered questions, you're a "man of science".

      In the final balance, the show made a statement that faith is more important than science, or at least that faith "leads" science.

      Furthermore, given that the man in black's alignment was clearly scientific (he fashioned the island-moving wheel), and that Dharma and Widmore (the symbols of technology/industrialism) were at best interlopers on the island, I'd go so far as to say that the show makes a statement that science and industry are evil, or at least in eternal opposition to life and goodness.

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    5. Re:Idiotic by Spaham · · Score: 1

      Exactly.
      They said it wasn't either a purgatory, or a dream, or that they weren't dead.
      We then expected much more, even though everyone thought "they must be in purgatory", or "they must be dead" etc

      I hate when people treat me like I'm an idiot.
      I hope people boycott the futur shows they do.
      And I understand why they don't want to appear in public once the show ended, they're afraid to get maimed by people who were treated and laughed at for such a long time (myself included).

      lame, lamer lamo lame

    6. Re:Idiotic by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      Alternately, science is sometimes an excuse not to let go when a question of faith is put to you, and vice versa.

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    7. Re:Idiotic by antdude · · Score: 1

      Didn't the writers say the ending there would be no death, heaven, etc. a few years ago? I was not expecting this.

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    8. Re:Idiotic by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      It reminded me of the Matrix, where the first movie was more sci-fi and the second and third were all a bunch of confused pseudo-religious nonsense.

      Ahh, sorry - you've lost me. There was only ever one Matrix movie.

      It was damn good, though! Sometimes I think they should have made sequels...

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    9. Re:Idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it would have been great if they had made sequels to The Matrix. Pity they didn't.

    10. Re:Idiotic by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It reminded me of the Matrix, where the first movie was more sci-fi and the second and third were all a bunch of confused pseudo-religious nonsense.

      It wasn't religious, it was philosophical. The end, where Agent Smith is harassing Neo is considered by a lot of people to be one of the most beautiful and ultimate conclusions of philosophy (and really, everything else good in philosophy has become science. The scientific method was originally philosophy. At one point, Greek philosophers were deducing the existence of atoms, now physicists are the ones who do that kind of thing). Agent Smith says:

      Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe your fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception......And all of them as artifical as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. Why? Mr. Anderson, Why? Why??

      Neo: Because I choose to.

      That's it. We may all ultimately die in the heat death of the universe, everything we do may be pointless, love may be nothing but an illusion of emotions, and life may have no purpose but to end; but at the end of nihilism we are free. We can choose whatever we want. We have no obligation to love, to reproduce, to be happy, anything: it is up to you. We can choose to love if we want to. We can sacrifice for what we want. We're free. So choose wisely. There, now you don't need to get a philosophy degree, you watched the Matrix.

      That and the fighting was like live-action Dragon Ball Z. Kind of cool.

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    11. Re:Idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was exactly my gripe with the show. I was expecting things to at least have some scientific background. Instead they tried to unify a bunch of religious stuff and saying that "there is an afterlife." Well, it may cover most religions as most have a concept of an afterlife, but what about the atheist who believes you're a rotting pile of organic molecules after you die?

      The first three seasons made the show seem like Sci-fi. This last season has been pure nonsense to me.

    12. Re:Idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It reminded me of the Matrix, where the first movie was more sci-fi and the second and third were all a bunch of confused pseudo-religious nonsense.

      Ahh, sorry - you've lost me. There was only ever one Matrix movie.

      You fool! You foolish fool! If you keep saying that, nobody will remember them! We have to remember them for our own safety, or someone will try to make them again! Do you want a memory of just two crappy sequels, or of an endless amount of crappy sequels that you eventually won't be able to ignore?

    13. Re:Idiotic by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      No, he's quite right, here's a quote during/after Season 1 (I'm not sure when):

      Acknowledging the bizarre elements, Lindelof was quick to point out: "This show isn't 'The X-Files.' Everything that happens to these characters is grounded to reality as we know it. Time and space are not bent."

    14. Re:Idiotic by bunratty · · Score: 1

      The statement you quote says nothing about an explanation given in the show. All it says is that it really is occurring on present-day Earth. Not in the far future or distant past or an alternate dimension or in someone's mind. In other words, there are down-to-Earth explanations for everything occurring, but these explanations may or may not appear on the show. As to what explanations would appear on the show, Darlton made it very clear that they would not try to give a scientific explanation for everything.

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      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    15. Re:Idiotic by wfolta · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you don't need to go to the midicholians level to provide SOME explanation that grounds the show. As an analogy, The Lord of the Rings never explains HOW magic works. It just does. Nor does it explain HOW the One Ring works. BUT they do explain who made the One Ring (with a little how, but not much), why they made it, why it was important, and why it enabled the bad guy to not die as long as it survived.

      Imagine if LotR had wimped out and said, "Well, we can't explain magic, so let's skip the whole how-it-was-made-and-by-whom part and simply have it be very important... Except at the end it will turn out to have not been important at all because it was the act of trying to destroy it that bound The Fellowship together and THAT's what mattered!" Would have made for a sucky ending.

      And, to be honest, midicholians are silly because the first image that comes to mind is tiny elves that live inside of people. If they'd instead been tied in to string theory (channeling through multiple, imperceptible dimensions) and the electro-chemical-magnetic energy that nerve cells generate, it'd have at least been sci-fi-acceptable. Throw in a splash of life depending on quantum mechanics, which the force affects (collapsing states), and you've got yourself something interesting and not laughable.

      As another analogy, it's like an artist refusing to paint to the edge of the canvas because you'd never be fooled at the edges anyhow, so why bother? Why not leave the white canvas and be done with it?

    16. Re:Idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more I think about it, the more weirded out I am by what seems like an explicit rejection of science. The show starts with all sorts of plausible sci-fi scenarios, coasts on the promise of answers to the mysteries they present, eventually introducing Daniel, still my favorite character (after Hugo, obviously).

      Daniel embodies this promise to me. He knows about time travel... and time travel occurs. It has a sci-fi cause. They solve it with a sci-fi solution (bombing an anomaly). Every vein of science in the show passes through him.

      Then they gun him down.

      Then they go to heaven, where they've constructed the world they really want... the world that would make them happiest... the world in which Daniel is a pianist.

      He isn't just there to find Charlotte. He's decided in the afterlife that science is in, in actual fact, bullshit. It isn't fascinating, important, or beautiful, and to be truly happy he must abandon all logic, and go with the mysterious, undefinable flow of new-age feel-goodery represented by music.

    17. Re:Idiotic by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      I think he's referring to those sweepstakes winners.

      I mean, I appreciate the effort the Wachowski Brothers went to to drum up fan interest, but taking a couple of fanfics and filming them seemed a little overboard.

    18. Re:Idiotic by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Oh please, quit the fanboy apologia, "Everything that happens to these characters is grounded to reality as we know it" does not include turning magical wheels and ending up in Tunisia.

    19. Re:Idiotic by BillX · · Score: 1

      "...at the end it will turn out to have not been important at all because it was the act of trying to destroy it that bound The Fellowship together and THAT's what mattered!"

      One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

      Maybe that was its purpose all along. To bind them (the Fellowship) into the quest of finding and destroying it, so that their otherwise humble lives would have an extraordinary meaning. It would have been a great ending. Everyone who is not a slashdotter would ignore its utter lameness and go on about how the Quest or the Ring did not matter because it was about the inter-personal associations they formed during it (not to mention the Frodo and Legolas kiss scene), and how this ending broke new ground, and revolutionized how T..ahem, books are written.

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    20. Re:Idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It reminded me of the Matrix, where the first movie was more sci-fi and the second and third were all a bunch of confused pseudo-religious nonsense.

      Ahh, sorry - you've lost me. There was only ever one Matrix movie.

      And there were five seasons of LOST; it wrapped itself up perfectly with an a-bomb reset that prevented the entire series from having ever happened.

  21. Lost Explained: they were just trying to make $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lost's writers had no plan and no goals. They just wanted to keep people watching so that they would get their next paycheck. The plot is full of all sorts of inconsistancies that they just quietly gloss over. The writers were hoping that you wouldn't notice, and that you'd just keep watching.

  22. Meandering story not going anywhere by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I gave up on "lost", it seemed to be a meandering plot with hints but no resolutions. I am about to give up on "flash forward" for the same reason.

    1. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by garcia · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am about to give up on "flash forward" for the same reason.

      You're not going to have a choice as the show was canceled last week.

    2. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to tell you this, but if you're looking for resolutions in Flash Forward, you're unlikely to get them. It's been cancelled. You're going to give it up whether you want to or not.

    3. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

      thankfully. It really was like being loaded.

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    4. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I gave up on Flashforward when someone talked about the DHS existing in 1991; the department didn't exist until after 9/11. If you can't simple history like that right then what else are you going to screw up?

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      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    5. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      Not much to give up on, they canceled it, and there's only one left in the season.

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      If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits
    6. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phew! In that case, he gave up on it *just* in time.

      I hate it when a series is canceled before I have a chance to give up on it. It's like walking into the boss' office to quit and being fired the moment you enter the door. (A complete waste of a great quittin' speech, although unemployment benefits temper the loss somewhat.)

    7. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by delinear · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am about to give up on "flash forward" for the same reason.

      You're not going to have a choice as the show was canceled last week.

      How did they not see that one coming?</horrible-pun>

    8. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by bunratty · · Score: 1

      It's a shame. I was starting to give up on FlashForward until they revealed that Janice was a double agent. Then they reveled she was a triple agent! And then they reveled that she blew her cover to save Mark!!!

      Maybe the problem with FlashForward is the same as with The Handler -- I think many viewers simply can't keep track of what's happening and lose interest. That's probably why Lost's focus on the characters was successful.

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      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    9. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by lelio · · Score: 1

      There's a book! As soon as i found out flash forward was based on a novel. I stopped watching , read the book, and was very satisfied. It had everything that interested me in the series without all the nonsense. Joseph Fiennes character doesn't even exist in the book, the story revolves around Lloyd Simcoe and a few other scientist working at CERN. I wish I could have done the same for lost.

    10. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      I gave up on "lost", it seemed to be a meandering plot with hints but no resolutions.

      I gave up around the season one/season two transition when it became clear that the writers didn't have any resolutions to their mysteries: instead of resolving anything they would distract with some other "bigger" mystery instead. It quickly became littered with loose plot threads that were clearly never going to be resolved. I am unsurprised to learn that the writers apparently painted themselves into a corner and took the "it was all a dream" style Deus ex Machina to dig themselves out. Of course that still doesn't resolve the dozens of minor plot mysteries they left scattered along the way, but I guess they hope people have forgotten about them.

    11. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      I gave up on Flashforward when someone talked about the DHS existing in 1991; the department didn't exist until after 9/11. If you can't simple history like that right then what else are you going to screw up?

      It didn't exist in 1991 as far as you know. DHS has existed ever since George Washington himself authorized the formation of a secret governmental black-ops division. It was accidentally exposed during the 9/11 "attacks", and quickly re-spun to prevent embarrassing George W. Bush, who was even worse at keeping his mouth shut than Joe Biden is.

      But yeah, FlashForward-the-TV-show never hung together. I gave up after half a dozen episodes. It's a pity, because FlashForward-the-book was actually pretty good. Too bad the title was about the only part of the book that made it into the show.

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    12. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by Myopic · · Score: 1

      don't forget Heroes.

    13. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

      Good thing that painful mistake happened in the first few months. Wow, ABC is really shooting blanks. :-(

    14. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That leaves us with Fringe. Also NBC is doing a show called "The Event" ala Flash Forward.

      What we need is a show like Babylon 5 again. That was written as a 5 year show, at least that is what I heard. So that the writers can do a long plot and then stitch short plots onto that and have it all work. SciFi shows cannot follow the same formula as cop/doctor dramas otherwise you get Warehouse 13 and such.

    15. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by ACorrosionOfDeviants · · Score: 1

      I am about to give up on "flash forward" for the same reason.

      Me too, but I'll give it one more episode.

      [rim shot+cymbal]

    16. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      Heh, most of us gave up on Flashfoward after the horrible and prolonged torture of physics and repeated painful explanation of the FFs as a quantum event affecting the global "consciousness field". That was the point when it became obvious that the flashforwards were really an unexplainable plot device stuffed with terrible non-science unsuccessfully posing as authentic physics in a vain attempt at making their cognitively underpowered viewers feel smart.

    17. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and was very satisfied...

      That's hawt

    18. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by Slur · · Score: 1

      FlashForward was canceled? Okay, well I'm not surprised. There's really no character anyone with red blood could possibly relate to on that show, and the central mystery isn't even compelling. The lead character Mark Benford is an all-out idiot, and if you loved Joe Fiennes in Shakespeare In Love you'll find none of his pathos here. Unfortunately his performance - like everyone else's - is steeped in cliche. The writers have made every character so 2-dimensional and singleminded, well you can see why there's nothing for the actors to hook onto. It'll be interesting to see if the writers can muster a little extra something in their efforts to wrap it up.

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    19. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Holy shit, someone is still watching FlashForward? What are you, some kind of masochist?

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    20. Re:Meandering story not going anywhere by Beardydog · · Score: 1

      You'd think they would have seen it coming.

      *rimshot*

  23. Flash Sideways by rotide · · Score: 1

    All I can gather from the last episode was that everything that was presented, happened to the characters. It wasn't a dream, etc. They did get stranded on the island, they did get off it and they did return.

    The flash sideways scenes had no specific date/time associated with them. In fact, from what I can tell, it was actually some time in the future as it was a type of purgatory where all the dead "friends" meet up to realize they are actually dead and need to move on. So in that sense, it's in the future but really time has/had no meaning there.

    So, no questions were answered, except, in the end, they get to spend eternity together and I'm guessing Hugo passed the torch onto some unknown heir. The island probably lives on with more people going there to figure out who gets to protect the place.

    I'm still baffled by what the deal with Walt was and what did Juliet mean by "it worked" with her last words (nuke incident)?

    Agg.. I suppose if you assume the show had to end last night, I guess they did an ok job. I wasn't left saying "WTF?" but I certainly didn't feel like I was looking at a completed jigsaw puzzle either.

    1. Re:Flash Sideways by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Walt was special.

      Juliet said it worked because they were able to live out a fantasy in which the island never existed for them.

      I want to know how Ben ended up in Rousseau's trap and who was shooting at the outrigger. Oh well, those are minor mysteries.

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      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    2. Re:Flash Sideways by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      I'm still baffled by what the deal with Walt was and what did Juliet mean by "it worked" with her last words (nuke incident)?

      Agg.. I suppose if you assume the show had to end last night, I guess they did an ok job. I wasn't left saying "WTF?" but I certainly didn't feel like I was looking at a completed jigsaw puzzle either.

      These won't be satisfying, but:

      1) Walt had special powers, we're not certain what they entailed entirely, but it likely had something to do with electro-magnetism and possibly astral projection. In a similar vein, Miles has specials powers. Hurley possibly had special powers, or he was just chosen by all of the dead (coincidentally)

      2) Juliet was transitioning to the sideworld/purgatory and while she was transitioning she believed what they had done worked (as she saw herself having never gone to the island).

    3. Re:Flash Sideways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still baffled by what the deal with Walt was and what did Juliet mean by "it worked" with her last words (nuke incident)?

      Walt was destined to be tall. Juliet said "it worked" because unplugging the vending machine got the candy bar out.

    4. Re:Flash Sideways by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      All I can gather from the last episode was that everything that was presented, happened to the characters. It wasn't a dream, etc. They did get stranded on the island, they did get off it and they did return.

      The flash sideways scenes had no specific date/time associated with them. In fact, from what I can tell, it was actually some time in the future as it was a type of purgatory where all the dead "friends" meet up to realize they are actually dead and need to move on. So in that sense, it's in the future but really time has/had no meaning there.

      So, no questions were answered, except, in the end, they get to spend eternity together and I'm guessing Hugo passed the torch onto some unknown heir. The island probably lives on with more people going there to figure out who gets to protect the place.

      I'm still baffled by what the deal with Walt was and what did Juliet mean by "it worked" with her last words (nuke incident)?

      Agg.. I suppose if you assume the show had to end last night, I guess they did an ok job. I wasn't left saying "WTF?" but I certainly didn't feel like I was looking at a completed jigsaw puzzle either.

      You weren't? Cause I certainly was. My wife found it moving and touching and all that, but in the end, I'm just left wishing I has SOME FREAKING ANSWERS!!!!!! To ANYTHING IMPORTANT!!!!

      The Dharma initiative? Gone--no explanations. The Light? No answers. The OTHER Light? Lame--and NOT an answer. The Island? Nope, not a single REAL answer. The Others? Nope, not a single answer! How did Jacob learn more about the island? Nope, nothing (in fact this question wasn't even RAISED until late season 6, so...). Who is the woman that killed Jacob's real mom? (Again a late-coming question).

      Answers in general--NOPE!!

      SO screw all this...I'm officially ticked at the waste of time it all was...

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      "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
    5. Re:Flash Sideways by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The flash sideways scenes had no specific date/time associated with them.

      The flash sideways occur in the days following he flight of oceanic 815 (the point at which they start).

      Oceanic Airlines Flight 815 was a scheduled flight from Sydney, Australia to Los Angeles, California, United States, on a Boeing 777 owned by Oceanic Airlines. Under mysterious circumstances, on September 22, 2004, the airliner, carrying 324 passengers, deviated from its original course and disappeared over the Pacific Ocean. This is the central moment in the series Lost and the personal chronological beginning of the main characters' exploits on the Island.

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    6. Re:Flash Sideways by ericlondaits · · Score: 1

      Try reading the Lostpedia (lostpedia.wikia.com) entries on The Others and Dharma. They don't add any new data, but order and sum it up in a way that makes it seem like there's not much left to explain.

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    7. Re:Flash Sideways by dissolved · · Score: 1

      Juliet was saying it worked about unplugging the vending machine. then she said about going dutch, it was a bleed between timelines if you will.

    8. Re:Flash Sideways by Gabrosin · · Score: 1

      The "flash-sideways" may have appeared to take place during those days, but we discover at the end that it's not "real", meaning it's not affixed to what we perceive as the main flow of time and space. It was only "real" in the sense that the souls of the castaways were experiencing it, as some sort of preparation for the afterlife, or as the first stage of the afterlife, or whatever. Insert religious viewpoint as needed.

      SO many people are complaining that the writers were hacks because "the whole thing was purgatory after all". That's NOT the explanation of the events of the show. The events on the island did happen (in the Lost-verse), and the "flash-sideways" purgatory was a completely separate story.

      In the end, there were only three "special" characters in the whole show: the island protector (Allison Janney -> Jacob -> Jack -> Hurley -> unknown), the smoke monster (after the death of the Man in Black), and Desmond.

      Desmond's still hard to explain. They say he was "created" by Jacob as a failsafe. Somehow (mystical island protector powers, activate!) Desmond was given a resistance to electromagnetism, allowing him to go down the waterfall and reach the source of the source (of course, of course) and unstopper it. AND, somehow the powerful electromagnetic effect that Widmore hit Desmond with, combined with Desmond being Desmond, gave him some glimpse into the nature of the island, the source, and everything that was happening... and perhaps also insight into the nature of the purgatory/afterlife, given his comments about them all "going to another place". And so he was able to guide the remaining events on the island and help set into motion the death of the smoke monster, and the near-destruction of the island itself.

    9. Re:Flash Sideways by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The "flash-sideways" may have appeared to take place during those days, but we discover at the end that it's not "real", meaning it's not affixed to what we perceive as the main flow of time and space. It was only "real" in the sense that the souls of the castaways were experiencing it

      Yeah, it was a holodeck season.

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    10. Re:Flash Sideways by wanerious · · Score: 1

      Juliet said "it worked" and also "let's get a coffee sometime" because as she was dying she caught a glimpse of her "purgatory" meeting with Sawyer. It actually didn't have anything to do with the bomb.

    11. Re:Flash Sideways by Mateorabi · · Score: 1

      So anyone can get to purgatory, all it takes is a friend or loved one with suicidal access to a thermonuclear device near a mystical, magical, electromagnetic anomaly? All the rest of us shmoes get to just die with no afterlife?

      I want to know why a 1970s computer (or a dippy bird) couldn't automatically push the button every 108 minutes? Even Homer figured that one out.

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      "You saved 1968." - Ms. Valerie Pringle to the crew of Apollo 8

  24. 5 word summary by s31523 · · Score: 1

    "It was all a dream" Classic final ending plot. The show had too many loose ends to properly tie up.

    1. Re:5 word summary by bunratty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It wasn't all a dream. After the Losties died (after the very real events on and off the island), they went to purgatory, aka the flashsideways. Then, realizing that they were holding on to their fantasy about what life would have been like without the island, they accepted what happened to them and were set free.

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    2. Re:5 word summary by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      If that's the case (and that or simply showing hints of multiple universes without revealing which is which seem to be what the writers intend) how does the island end up on the bottom of the ocean in the purgatory/flash sideways, that was after all the first image of the flash sideways universe.

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    3. Re:5 word summary by bunratty · · Score: 1

      they were holding on to their fantasy about what life would have been like without the island

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    4. Re:5 word summary by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      No, it wasn't all a dream. It all happened, and the flash sideways was "purgatory" where all the characters ended up when they eventually died.

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    5. Re:5 word summary by toxcmtrpls · · Score: 1

      This is probably the best sum up I've seen yet.

    6. Re:5 word summary by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      Was Ben holding onto that fantasy? In the flash sideways, he and his dad still went to the island as part of the Dharma Initiative. And, presumably, when they went, it wasn't on the bottom of the ocean.

    7. Re:5 word summary by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      they were holding on to their fantasy about what life would have been like without the island

      Or, for people who prefer meta explanations: the writers didn't yet know how to integrate the alternate universe. Signs point to the possibility that they wanted to explore two different timelines that separated when the bomb was detonated but in the end they could not figure out how to make them come together without making one of them meaningless. So they came up with the afterlife idea during the brainstorming for the series finale instead. There, done.

      And yes, most Dungeons and Dragons game masters are better at writing story arcs than those guys. But overall, I still enjoyed watching most of it.

    8. Re:5 word summary by LordArgon · · Score: 1

      were holding on to their fantasy about what life would have been like without the island

      Except life sucked for many of them in "purgatory". Jin and Sun running from her dad... Sayid watching Nadia with his brother... Charlie depressed and abusing substances all over the place... Kate still on the run... Desmond without Penny...

      If they were going to have a real fantasy, you'd expect them to fantasize about the good life they actually wanted when they were alive. But that isn't very compelling TV. No, this is just another example of bad writing that they just assume the audience will eat up and turn into something semi-coherent. You're just doing their job for them.

    9. Re:5 word summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Half of the sixth season was "a dream" (afterlife). The rest was all real.

      You might want to watch the show before trying to comment on it, perhaps.

    10. Re:5 word summary by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      That's one take on it, a rather cynical one. I took it as that being a red herring meant to eat up half a season and throw us off track from the (relatively simple) ending we ended up with. I guess my idea was equally cynical actually.

      To the idea that they were trying to make the flash sideways sync up to the main timeline: I don't think this idea ever made sense, we (as fans) were trying to shoehorn it in despite obvious flaws in that idea. In particular, the whole idea was predicated on Desmond as "the key" being able to see both timelines and alert the losties about the original timeline. That is flawed reasoning from the start, as *Charlie* was the one to first see into the original timeline and alert Desmond. I think Libbie and Hurley may have hooked back up independent of Desmond too, but can't recall for sure.

  25. Wow that was a shocker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Rosebud was the name of Locke's sled?

    1. Re:Wow that was a shocker! by wavedeform · · Score: 1

      You'll never know. They all "moved on" without leaving a forwarding address.

  26. Why is this on /. at all? Taco a fan then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This awful excuse for a show ought to be buried on that Island with the writers and forgotten.

  27. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by slick7 · · Score: 1

    You would have been better off watching the Sopranos.

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  28. Written by Wiki by linzeal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From what I understand they had their own internal Wiki which became where they hashed out a lot of the mythos. That is no way to write a narrative that you can tie together into coherent story arc.

  29. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me, too. Another show that infurated me was I Dream of Jeannie. I mean, under the laws of physics and rational human reason, there's just *no way* that Barbara Eden could fit into that tiny little bottle. The only explanation possible was supernatural mumbo jumbo, which was an insult to Larry Hagman and the rest of the scientific community at NASA.

  30. Re:No. by iamhassi · · Score: 1

    You left off arrested development, tudors, mad men, dead like me, inbetweeners.... I know I'm forgetting some, anyone want to help me out?

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  31. So, my only question regarding Lost is by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What the hell was that black smoke thing in the first series? You didn't see it at all through two or three, and I got so bored by then that I gave up.

    So, black smoke monster; What was it?

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    1. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I answered my question: The Man in Black

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    2. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by rotide · · Score: 1

      Go to ABC.com and watch the last 3 episodes. Pretty much entirely explained.

    3. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by bunratty · · Score: 1

      It's what came out after Jacob threw his twin brother into the hole with the light and the water. Every answer results in another mystery, doesn't it?

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    4. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by dbet · · Score: 1

      They explained it a bit in the last season. There were 2 brothers, one was Jacob, the other wasn't named, and he killed their mother. Jacob threw him down a well, he emerged as the black smoke. He could take the form of dead people, so as to look like a person. He was I guess the main bad guy for the entire series, even though he played virtually no role in almost the entire series.

    5. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Pretty much entirely fudged with no actual explanation imho.

    6. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Bearded+Frog · · Score: 1

      Still makes no sense why he turned into a smoke monster when all it did was give desmond a bloody nose. Also Jack seemed to have no issue going down there and doing what desmond did and getting out WHILE having a mortal stab wound, even though desmond was supposed to be special for this..

    7. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell was that black smoke thing in the first series? You didn't see it at all through two or three, and I got so bored by then that I gave up.

      So, black smoke monster; What was it?

      did you not watch this last season? we've known for a while what it is. don't give up, quitters suck.

    8. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by MistrBlank · · Score: 1

      Except that you never actually see him turn into the smoke monster. Also, the Man in Black is just one of the forms it takes on. There is even an instance in the bottom of the temple with Ben where it is suggested the being that is the Man in Black that can take the forms of dead and controls the smoke monster (you see the smoke around the being that is in the form of Alex).

      Again, nothing is answered. All we even know of the Smoke is that it came from the cave of light, we don't know why it jumped out after Jacob's brother's limp and unconscious body falls down the waterfall into the cave of light.

    9. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by flitty · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but HOW does Luke move a lightsaber with the force? No explanation given at all...

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    10. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Exitar · · Score: 1

      A man in black. No, really.

    11. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, black smoke monster; What was it?

      The physical manifestation of the writer's lack of talent?

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    12. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by rotide · · Score: 1

      Ya, this confused the hell out of me too.

      Man in Black - A regular man born to a normal person (read: no special powers/abilities, just human). Raised by the "Jacob" of the time. But again, no special powers. Just a human who wants to leave.

      Desmond - A regular man with an ability to ward off extreme Electromagnetism.

      Jack - A regular man with "Jacob" abilities.

      So, the Man in Black goes in, immediately gets turned into the "smoke monster".

      Desmond goes in, no harm no foul. Gets a bloody nose and passes out a bit. Gets out safely. Supposedly his ability to withstand EM is what allowed him to not die.

      Jack goes in, severely wounded, plays with rocks and apparently gets back out long enough to walk to his originating spot on the island to die.

      The only way I can figure it is that extreme EM causes one to become a/the smoke monster unless you're either a "Jacob" or you have a natural ability to ward off EM.

    13. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Fooker · · Score: 1

      Obviously you weren't paying any attention to the last season at all. It was all explained what/who the black smoke monster was.

    14. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But the entire premise of Starwars is not based around 'The Mystery Of How Luke Moves The Lightsaber With The Force', and the concept of 'The Force' is explained early on - now, if we were just introduced to the fact that Luke can move stuff without touching it, but were never given a token explanation, then your argument would hold water.

      The 'Black Smoke' isn't even given a token explanation, just a 'oh look, heres how hes created - by the magical light', which introduced yet another 'mystery' isntead of answering anything.

    15. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      One of my main questions is - where the fuck did the air dropped supplies come from in the second season? Who dropped them, and why did they drop them after the Dharma Initiative had been dead for so long?

    16. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      What the hell was that black smoke thing in the first series? You didn't see it at all through two or three, and I got so bored by then that I gave up.

      So, black smoke monster; What was it?

      A guy that was turned into a smoke monster by being dropped in a magic light.

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    17. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      This wasn't answered explicitly but we can surmise or at least guess a few things:

      - The outside world was not entirely aware of the DHARMA purge.
      - Mikhail et al. maintained the illusion of an operating DHARMA from the communication station.
      - Ben, using his considerable outside world resources, paid off the appropriate people to continue the drops.
      - The island did it for them (cop-out answer).

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    18. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have completely failed.

    19. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Spaham · · Score: 1

      see, that's the beauty of the stupidity of the whole thing, nothing ever really existed or happened, it's all made up, like a dream, so there is NO explanation whatsoever to anything !

      boy I hate them (and I watched every single episode with intensity)

    20. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't it be bigger?

    21. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Actually while "Darlton" said you never needed any knowledge of anything outside the show to appreciate it, I think this is one of the rare occasions where the answer only exists in one of the ARGs they ran between seasons.

      The Hanson Foundation (massive, very rich super corporation) funded the Dharma Initiative. The Hanso Foundation sent supplies. It was established in the show that Mikhail Bakunin (the guy with the patch) continued to operate the Dharma compound that maintained communication with the outside world. He still wore a Dharma outfit and pretended to still work for Dharma. I believe the assumption here is that he lied to Hanso so that Hanso wouldn't find out all the Dharma guys were murdered. It kept Hanso from coming to the island to check up on them.

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    22. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      I did wonder about this myself when watching the finale. MIB goes into the cave and is subjected to this massive life energy. Jacob's mother said that if anyone went in, something worse than death would happen to them. But she also suggested that people going in would only do so to try and steal that energy. Jack went in to fix it.

      If the energy itself was sentient, or representative of a higher power, perhaps it judged Jack and realized he wasn't trying to seize or use the power to his own ends, and thusly did not punish him.

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    23. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note: Not Johnny Cash.

    24. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      But the Force is pretty critical to Star Wars on the whole. Explaining it with midichlorians actually takes away from your enjoyment of the story.

      Star Wars is a traditional hero's journey tale tying into a lot of archetypes, but is really a morality tale of generic good vs evil. Luke even wore white, while Vader was dressed in black.

      Lost is pretty much the same. And the "light" plays largely the same role as the Force.

      Lucas never explained Force ghosts, or how people found eternal life in the Force. Lost never explained specifically how the light killed MIB and turned him into some undead smoke monster.

      The reason that Lost and Star Wars are behind held to two different standards is that Star Wars was goofy, pulp entertainment. We expect more from Lost. That speaks to Lost's credit, not against it. So many other reveals were so incredible that we seem to want more answers. I enjoyed the ride. I enjoyed the answers I got. In the end, I feel like the story ended perfectly. I don't feel the remaining minutia would add to the story.

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    25. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I completely disagree - with regard to SW, I never for an instant needed an explanation for the Force, because it was never hyped up as a mystery. It was something that existed in the Star Wars universe, some people could use it, some could not, and there was training by masters. The Force was never hyped up as 'there is a *lot* more here than we have told you so far', and none of the story of Star Wars hinged on the Force being a mystery.

      On the flip side, everything interesting about Lost was hinging on the mysteries given - the entire premise was 'keep them wondering' and the pay off was never there.

      Its the same as if the original SW trilogy ended at Empire Strikes Back.

    26. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Obviously you weren't paying any attention to the last season at all. It was all explained what/who the black smoke monster was.

      Just a recolor of Scorpion with the speed ramped up...

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    27. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      No, ESB had very specific cliffhangers. If those weren't answered, I imagine people would be pissed.

      Lost didn't end on a cliffhanger. They answered every major question.

      Lost was a show about duality, on MANY layers. Part of that duality is layering character drama with a larger mythology. The finale resolved both.

      What questions did you have? I suspect the answers exist. In fact, I bet I can answer all of them myself, and I wasn't one of the most obsessive fans writing wikis and such.

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    28. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by IorDMUX · · Score: 1
      [[SPOILERS -- obviously]]

      What the hell was that black smoke thing in the first series?

      The evil son of a semi-deity who protected the island's Garden-of-Eden life force, if I remember correctly. And no, it is not supposed to make any more sense than that.

      Jack (and then Hurley) inherited the mantle of smoke-monster's brother--the good son--while smoke-monster had Locke killed and then took Locke's form for the rest of the series--so they did not have to ditch one of the better actors after killing off his character.

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    29. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once upon a time, there was a magic island. The island's magic flowed from a mysterious light and served by a woman who acted as it's guardian.

      A pregnant, shipwrecked woman was rescued by the guardian, gave birth to twin boys, and then had her head smashed in by the guardian for some reason, who proceeds to raise them as her own.

      The boys grew up being told that there was nothing beyond the island. One (Jacob), was reasonably accepting, but his brother longed to get away and find somewhere else.
      They were both warned to stay out of the light, as it would result in not just death, but a fate worse than death.

      Jacob's brother gets a village to help him tunnel to the light, as he sees it as a way off the island. The guardian destroys the digging project and the village, and initiates Jacob as a new guardian. Jacob's brother finds the destroyed village and, in frustration, kills the guardian. Jacob is enraged, attacks his brother, and throws him into the light.

      One horrible scream later, the smoke monster (what's left of Jacob's brother) emerges.
      It can also take the form of dead people and his former body, and still just wants to leave, which Jacob doesn't allow.

      That's the cliff-notes version.

    30. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by mibe · · Score: 1

      This is sort of explained by the weird time behavior around the island. So they were dropped at some point, but they were delayed by the magic time field around the island, and so never hit until the survivors needed them. Another deus ex machina by the sentient-when-convenient island. Of course, it's still a mystery how they would have found the island by plane in order to drop the supplies, since there are only a few specific ways to get to the island in the first place.

    31. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Midichlorians!

    32. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by nine-times · · Score: 1

      It was a guy who got thrown into a magical fountain that was the source of all life. As a result, he was cursed to "live" forever as a smoke monster without being able to leave the island.

    33. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by jabbathewocket · · Score: 1

      Which was in fact the best line uttered by any character in the series over the last 6 years.. and was a PERFECT setup to what people would think after watching "The End"..

    34. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Ever since they had the whole "time works differently here" think from season 4 (5?) I figured that was something that was dropped in 1977 and floated down to land in 2004. Of course, that's backwards from the way the time delay worked the rest of the time, so who knows.

      You want to know the real answer? There is none. The writers had some vague idea of "dharma initiive" and "others" and "monster" when they started the series, and wrote some mysteries in to explain it. So when that episode was written, the Dharma initiative probably had some ongoing activities (hence the whole website minigame and stuff). Later they retconn'd it to make it like the project ended in the 80's. Given that the show last night said that Ben's original role was supposed to be _three_ episodes long instead of five seasons, there's plenty of shit they made up but didn't really have an answer to. Stuff like "where did the crate come from" is just a loose end they didn't think of or didn't have a good way of clearing it up. When they did have a neat solution to it (the bodies in the cave from season 1, or the polar bear from the testing station), they tied it in and it worked out well. When they didn't have a solution, they just left it as a "mystery" rather than coming up with some tortuous solution. I will say that they could have knocked out a couple more mysteries by extending the "mother/jacob/man in black" stories a couple more episodes - the "ancient others" could have built the tower, made the temple, all that kind of stuff. Didn't seem like any of that was there in their time, and it would have been pretty plausible, but hey, that's their choice.

      There's one other possibility, of course, is that there's a spinoff/movie coming up and telling everyone all the answers would ruin it. But damn I hope not. I prefer they leave it unexplained than come up with some bullshit "a wizard did it" explanation for everything.

    35. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Yes, it sums up both Lost and real life. Take, for example, physics and cosmology, where every time we reach a deeper level of understanding yet more mysteries unfold. What is dark matter? Dark energy? How did the universe come to be? What is the nature of fundamental particles? Why is gravity so weak compared to the other forces? Every answer results in another mystery.

      It reminds me of a poem by Kurt Vonnegut:

      Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
      Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?'
      Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
      Man got to tell himself he understand.

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    36. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by discord5 · · Score: 1

      What the hell was that black smoke thing in the first series? You didn't see it at all through two or three, and I got so bored by then that I gave up. So, black smoke monster; What was it?

      Remember that Lassie movie where Timmy fell down a well? Add light to the well and you've got the smoke monster.

      How? Why? Tune in next week! We promise we'll tell you!

      L O S T

      Oh wait... Last episode... Right... Sorry!

    37. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Gabrosin · · Score: 1

      No, this one's explainable.

      Think of it like static electricity. You shuffle across the carpet a little, you touch a doorknob, you get a little shock. You shuffle across the carpet for a long time, you touch a doorknob, you get a bigger shock.

      The stopper on the well of the source has been sitting in place, possibly for millenia. The stopper, the pool, maybe the room itself, whatever... it's been storing up that electromagnetic energy for that long. The Man in Black gets thrown into the source, and dies, presumably from the fall. His soul gets trapped on the island at the moment of death, like others who die on or near the island (e.g. Michael). Somehow (here's the funky mystical voodoo), by dying near the source, instead of being a powerless shade, he becomes a malevolent entity, able to manifest himself as a dead person, or as the smoke monster. The stored-up electromagnetic energy transforms him in such a way, via some unknown mechanism. Voodoo.

      Desmond goes down the hole, under control, and doesn't die at the bottom. He's in a room full of electromagnetic energy, but he can resist it. He pulls the stopper. The water drains. The ENERGY drains.

      When Jack goes down there, the electromagnetic energy that transformed the soul of the Man in Black isn't there any more. Even once he puts the stopper back, it hasn't had the time it needs to build up to any sort of lethal power. Jack doesn't need to resist electromagnetic energy, because Jack isn't experiencing it at full power. He gets only a little shock from the doorknob, not even enough to notice.

      How does he climb back up the waterfall with a mortal stab wound in his side? WHY does he climb back up the waterfall with a mortal stab wound in his side? Who knows. That's the "trying to make good TV" part. It's no different than the TV superman behavior you see from Jack Bauer or any number of other action heroes. Either you can gripe about it, or you can call it another superpower of the island protector, or you can just move on. It's not important to the storyline where he dies from the stab wound; it's just good TV for him to die the same place he woke up on the island. Symmetry, and all that.

    38. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the Bible explains what heaven is like by husbanding the mythology of the various cults of monotheism that were occurring at the time throughout the region. It was a hand full of bent tarot cards that was parlayed for an even higher pseudo-mystical meaning for the people watching who worship ignorance.

    39. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    40. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by glwtta · · Score: 1

      The physical manifestation of the writer's lack of talent?

      Hmmm, I can see more shows starting to use this: by about season 3, a mysterious new character shows up - Mr. Wright Ers Block (think goatee, monocle, top hat and black cape) - and just starts randomly stabbing major characters in the face.

      Hey, it would at least be more honest than what most shows do.

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    41. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's no moon..." "What is it, then?" "It's a-"
      "Guys! Ackbar has been shot at the opposite end of the galaxy, and on you can stitch the wound up! We've got to walk there now, over course of three episodes, and no one can ask any questions!"

      *LATER*
      "Luke... I am your... personification of evil. I mean, clearly I'm wearing all black,and actively trying to kill you, but that really seems like enough of an explanation."
      "OUCH! I agree... damn, this hurts... But man, if you told me you were my father, or something, it would really spoil the fun of imagining."


      Lost is like the Star Wars universe being chock-a-block with cut-in-half people, and no visible light sabers.

    42. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      vaporscript

    43. Re:So, my only question regarding Lost is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the main bad guy, and they killed him in the finale.
      Happy?

  32. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by kellyb9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand how being an athiest would deter you from watching a work of fiction. Clearly the imagery suggested in the show had nothing to do with a particular type of religion that exists. Also, nothing about this series would imply that there was going to be a rational ending to this show. I don't ever recall a scientific or rational explanation to anything.

  33. Not impressed, but here's my take by heckler95 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think the most revealing part was during the closing credits when they showed the wreckage on the beach with no people. My interpretation is that the entire series existed entirely in Jack's mind as the plane crashed and all passengers died on impact. Similar to the common cliche of one's "life flashing before their eyes" during a near-death experience, but in this case the result was actual death.

    Many people who have a near-death experience describe comfort and moving toward a white light. This has been explained by science as the brain flooding itself with dopamine and other pleasure chemicals because it knows that it is dying and might as well go out feeling good. I think the series was an interpretation of that phenomenon - realizing that he had but seconds to live, Jack's brain created this vivid melodrama based on the wishful thinking that he'd actually survive the crash. The islands electromagnetic properties explain the crash, and the hope of reversing the crash and sending his life on a more fulfilling path (flash-sideways with Jack finding love, having a son, etc.) provides comfort.

    With that being said, I think the writers took the easy way out and I'm quite disappointed having invested a significant amount of time in the series. I'm sure there will be plenty of post-game analysis and people will find tons of symbolism that was intended and even more that wasn't, so at least the discussion and speculation may fill my need for closure.

    1. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by witch-doktor · · Score: 1

      Jacobs Ladder?

    2. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the producers have said repeatedly that they didn't all die in the crash.

      There were footsteps on the beach.

    3. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been explained by science as the brain flooding itself with dopamine and other pleasure chemicals because it knows that it is dying and might as well go out feeling good.

      Care to tell me why "go out feeling good" would be evolutionarily adaptive? That makes no sense.

    4. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      If all the passengers died on impact, where were the bodies?

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    5. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      No, the wreckage had a tent next to it, implying that people survived the wreck. They just showed that scene to say goodbye with a view of how it all started. What happened on the island actually happened. It was nostalgia, not negation.

      Now the 'sideways alternate universe' stuff -- *that* was all a shared after-death experience.

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    6. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by heckler95 · · Score: 1

      It's not a big-picture higher-logic adaptation where the brain realizes that it's going to die, but more of a "crap, this hurts (or is going to hurt) a lot, I should get the chemicals pumping" reaction. I'm sure adrenaline is one of those chemicals, and you can't argue that the fight/flight response of adrenaline and associated pain killing effects isn't a clear Darwinian adaptation.

    7. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by heckler95 · · Score: 1

      If there was a tent, I missed it. I'll have to go back to the DVR tonight. In that case though, I'd agree with your second point.

    8. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by heckler95 · · Score: 1

      Actually, now that I think about it, I definitely remember seeing the intact jet engine on the beach (not spinning)... Didn't somebody get sucked into it shortly after the crash and cause it to explode? If the engine is still intact, then nobody ever got sucked into it, probably because nobody survived.

      Again, if there was a tent and footsteps, then this might not hold up, but I'm not at home to confirm at the moment.

    9. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by parallel_prankster · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing, but jack was wearing different clothes when he died last night than on the first episode.

    10. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the writers went out of their way to preempt such interpretations:

      Jack: Are you real?
      Christian: I sure hope so! Yeah, i'm real. You're real. Everything that's ever happened to you is real. All those people in the church - they're all real too.

    11. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's entirely wrong. Listen to Christian again - he clearly explains it. It was all real. They all lived as we saw in the series. Everyone eventually dies. When they died they met in this afterlife before moving on.

    12. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Actually, I looked at the screencaps today and noticed there are fresh footprints. I think this scene is set after the Losties have all died, and another group of people recently brought to the island has happened upon the plane and wondered how it got there. They would never guess it's Oceanic 815! To them, it would be a mystery just like the hatch and statue were to us. I wonder who they would consider "the others"! Maybe Hurley's son or daughter is among them...

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    13. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by drfreak · · Score: 1

      I just watched the movie Passengers recently, which (removing a lot of the suspense and other plot lines) basically sums up the premise of Lost pretty well. The place in the story was more of a waypoint to the hereafter where the passengers dealt with their life issues in order to realize they were dead.

    14. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your theory. And I think this is probably what the writers had in mind even at the beginning. They planned an easy way out from the start, which gave them full freedom to make up anything since this only happened in Jack mind.

    15. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 - the crap that is getting moderated up here is showing how broken moderation is. Basic way to get +5 insightful - be a malcontent, with fingers stuck in ears.

    16. Re:Not impressed, but here's my take by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, jesus, how are you people so dense? Did you even watch the show? Did you listen to the dialogue? How is stupid shit like the GP post getting modded up, are people who never watched LOST wasting mod points in this mostly-worthless discussion?

  34. Re:No. by BlueBoxSW.com · · Score: 1

    Hear! Hear!

    (or is it Here! Here!)

  35. Local ABC affiliate - epic fail by Enzo1977 · · Score: 1

    My local ABC affiliate in Cleveland, Ohio experienced technical difficulties during the entire broadcast.

    http://www.cleveland.com/tv-blog/index.ssf/2010/05/lost_goes_out_on_symbolic_note_but_finale_is_lost_for_many_channel_5_viewers.html

    I am a DishNetwork customer, and I was quick to try and blame the weather shifting the position of my dish. I also have an over the air antenna connected to my DN DVR. After stepping outside and noticing the air was calm and not a cloud in the sky, I went back and compared the Standard Definition signal from DN, the High Definition signal from DN, and the HD signal over the air. All feeds were experiencing extreme pixilation, then picture loss and drops in the audio feed. This process of pixilation, video loss, and audio loss would happen between every 1 to 4 minutes. My DishNetwork DVR has a meter which gives me a measure of the over the air signal strength. Throughout the entire episode last night the signal read at 100%, and yet I was still experiencing the pixilation and audio drop outs. I've waited six years for this finale, and for four and half hours last night I was cursing like a sailor at my TV. I thought it was funny that the local ABC affiliate was encouraging viewers to join their online chat while the show aired. I checked out the chat log, and it was riddled with complains on the video/audio feed.

    So I wish I could comment on how the series ended. But I can't comment until after work today when I'll have time to watch the episode at abc.com.

    This experience proves to me that far too many concessions have been made for local HD channels to put up a poorly broadcast signal. Cleveland Ohio is rated 18th in market size in the United states. Why is it they are able to get away with substandard performance you'd expect from Green Bay with a market rank of 139.

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    1. Re:Local ABC affiliate - epic fail by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

      I see the same audio / video problems happening all over multiple channels on Time Warner in my neck of the state, much closer to Cincinnati. I think something about the switch to digital has introduced all sorts of new potential problems and most providers lack the capacity to quickly identify and troubleshoot problems as they occur. I had a similar experience trying to watch a movie this weekend, cursing at TW the entire time.

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      I went to eat some animal crackers and the box said, "Do not eat if seal is broken." I opened the box and sure enough..
    2. Re:Local ABC affiliate - epic fail by SOdhner · · Score: 1

      No, no, that was intentional. The pixelation was caused by the island's EM strangeness, and the audio loss was symbolic. Duh.

  36. Too much of a "good thing"? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've never seen the show either, but I imagine most shows with a "story" would run into this problem.

    If you have the most awesome story, and make it a TV show, it could be great... until the story is over, but since it was successful "TV", more shows get ordered... but the story was already told, so you have no choice but to make stuff up. (And you have to do it on a schedule, whereas the first one might have taken years to conceive.)

    Same reason most movie sequels suck too.

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    1. Re:Too much of a "good thing"? by bdh · · Score: 1

      This is the exact reason why, when Babylon 5 started up, the actors were all signed on for five year contracts (the industry standard is seven, I believe). That was specifically so that when the story had been told, it would be too difficult/expensive to sign up the entire cast again to continue for a sixth season. jms wanted the series to end after five years, by design. And he knew that the networks would try to milk it if it were a money maker, so he sabotaged it from the start.

      I've seen a number of actors from the B5 series express interest in doing a sixth season because "there was more we could do". True, but there was also things that could be done with Lord of the Rings after Sauron was defeated, but that's not the point. As someone on B5 (maybe Zathras) said, "This is the end of the story, there is no more to tell. But there will be other stories".

      Some shows, like Firefly, straddle the line between having a story arc (Buffy, B5, Lost, BSG), and being standalone. Firefly had the mystery of the Reavers (even if you didn't know it was a mystery at the time), but the episodes weren't dependent on it.

  37. decent save by yyxx · · Score: 1

    I don't think they knew how to end the story when they were starting. For that, it was a decent ending.

    However, if they had fully planned out the entire story arc from the start, it could have been spectacular.

    1. Re:decent save by pavon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my impression being an on-and-off viewer was that they had a basic story line planned out initially, but then the network wanted to stretch the show out for longer, so they kept tacking things on until they had more loose ends then they could possibly resolve.

    2. Re:decent save by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      This couldn't be further from the truth.

      The show did make tons of money for ABC, but the show runners negotiated a specific end date so they could plan out the entire run of the show. They had a contract guaranteeing a certain number of seasons and episodes so ABC could not force them to drag things out.

      The show does tell a complete and consistent story that pays off well.

      But in this thread, most of the complaints seem to be from people who watched part of it, or apparently never watched it. The only way to appreciate Lost is to watch it from beginning to end. It is a complex story that does require you to watch it all in order.

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    3. Re:decent save by Mateorabi · · Score: 1
      Actually they didn't get that guarantee till third season. Apparently that's why the show starts to drag in season 2-3 till it picks up again, they didn't know how much they'd need to stretch it. So they still had 3 years to pace themselves and failed. I saw the whole thing in order (including seasons 1-3 in a DVD bender, where it didn't drag nearly as much.) The ending was still a huge donkey-testicle sucking cop-out.

      As I see it, there are three kinds of mysteries that the show has:

      1. Simple continuity goofs and other mistakes. (Forgivable in seasons 2-3, less so in 4-6 if that's what they are.) Shows lack of planning and foresight that the writers claimed to have.

      2. Mysteries that have plausible explanations. Things that, given the rules, mythology and events we've been shown by the writers, can be explained somehow, perhaps with several possibilities. I'm fine leaving these as mysteries for fans to ponder and debate. I think some of the "nitpickers" get hung up on these which the fanbois pounce on.

      3. Mysteries that are unexplainable* and/or contradictory to the rules, mythology and events witnessed so far. These are the kinds of things that are obviously missing a critical component, with the implicit (or sometimes explicit, in this case) contract between writer and audience of a payoff. There are two options: that the writer has either planned ahead, in a masterstroke of genius, for a "reveal" that adds that last little bit and completely alters the viewers perspective; or the writer has no clue and is just adding mystery for its own sake (or to cynically keep eyeballs on ads) and has no concept of internally consistent story telling. Lacking any attempt at briliant "aha!" reveals, I have to conclude bad writers got themselves in a hole with no way (or desire) to get out of it.

      If you can't do it, don't make empty promises on mysteries like #3. Throwing a few bones by answering some #2s, or a few cliche feel-good moments under the excuse of "it's a character study" doesn't make up for the betrayal to the audience's trust.

      *Without becoming a fan-fic writer yourself and inventing new cannon out of whole cloth.

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  38. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by linzeal · · Score: 1

    The writers promised us sci-fi explanations for everything in the second season.

  39. One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Riverworld

  40. Don't understand the hate by bunratty · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't understand why other Lost fans haven't liked the last season of the show. The big questions were answered, but they seem not to like the answers provided. I've been a fan since the beginning, and I thought the end was beautiful.

    The one part that left me wondering was the shot of the fuselage in the credits. The best explanation I read was that it's the final remains of the 815 crash after all the Losties died. It's the mystery that other people brought to the island in the future will wonder about, like we wondered about the hatch, the statue, Henry Gale's balloon, and so on.

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    1. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why other Lost fans haven't liked the last season of the show. The big questions were answered, but they seem not to like the answers provided.

      What are the numbers and how are they magic? "Jacob just likes numbers"
      What is the black smoke? "A guy that was dropped in a magic light"
      What is the magic light? "A magic light. MAGIC!"
      What was the disease that Rouseau and the hatch guy were talking about? "*crickets*"
      Why did Rousseau and Claire go crazy? "Er... magic light again, maybe?"

      Etc. There were no answers, just cheap hand waving.

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    2. Re:Don't understand the hate by hesiod · · Score: 1

      What are the numbers and how are they magic?

      There were a bunch of numbered names in the cliff cave of people Jacob IDed as potential candidates. The magic numbers were the last remaining numbers, matching the candidates that arrived on the island via the plane crash.

      What is the black smoke?
      What is the magic light?

      No frigging clue.

      What was the disease that Rouseau and the hatch guy were talking about?

      I don't remember much about that. Was it where people were going crazy and killing each other?

      Why did Rousseau and Claire go crazy?

      Both of them had their children taken from them and had to live a long time stranded and alone on an island not knowing where their kids were.

    3. Re:Don't understand the hate by bunratty · · Score: 1

      As I said, you do not like the answers provided. You can complain that the show didn't provide the answers you wanted and remain miserable, or accept them for what they are and be at peace. It's your choice, dude. You can come into the church whenever you're ready. I forgive you.

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      What a fool believes, he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.
    4. Re:Don't understand the hate by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      What are the numbers and how are they magic? - The show creators said in interviews over and over again they randomly picked numbers and they had no major significance, unless you want to subscribe to the idea of destiny. But the numbers themselves never once do anything magical. Someone won the lottery with them. Someone used them as a code. Coincidence or destiny perhaps, but no magic.
      What is the black smoke - An undead creature. When MIB died, he left his actual body behind. His soul seemed to be trapped in an undead state as punishment.
      What is the magic light - The Force. Did you sit for 30 years complaining that the Force was never explained? It is magical life energy. You can make the argument that the fountain it pours from it supposed to represent the Fountain of Youth, or the Garden of Eden, but I think it is supposed to pull from similar archetypes without specifically referencing any of them.
      What was the disease that Rouseau and the hatch guy were talking about? Kelvin in the hatch was clearly lying about the disease. They explicitly state that he lied about it. It never existed. He used it to keep Desmond in the hatch. Rousseau was pretty crazy. She got in an argument with her husband and shot him. She blamed a disease, but as we saw with Claire later, it seems it was just the MIB/Smokie manipulating her with lies, which gave the appearance of her being crazy. I suspect MIB/Smokie was also lying to Rousseau or her husband. He often turned people against each other to prove Jacob wrong.

      No one ever got sick or died from any disease because it never existed. Just because a character (who was shown to be lying) claims it existed, doesn't mean it did.

      The answers were explicitly stated. You're just looking to bitch.

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    5. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      What are the numbers and how are they magic?

      There were a bunch of numbered names in the cliff cave of people Jacob IDed as potential candidates. The magic numbers were the last remaining numbers, matching the candidates that arrived on the island via the plane crash.

      How did they show up everywhere, then? Why did playing them in the lotto cause a meteorite to fall on Hurley's chicken stand?

      Why was Kate there if she gets crossed out when she becomes a mother?

      MAGIC! *waves hand*

      Why did Rousseau and Claire go crazy?

      Both of them had their children taken from them and had to live a long time stranded and alone on an island not knowing where their kids were.

      Nope, Claire went crazy and walked off in the forest before her kid was taken.

      Ok, maybe the black smoke impersonating dead people explains the "goes crazy and kills people" part...

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    6. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As I said, you do not like the answers provided. You can complain that the show didn't provide the answers you wanted and remain miserable, or accept them for what they are and be at peace. It's your choice, dude. You can come into the church whenever you're ready. I forgive you.

      I'm not miserable, I was expecting them to wave their hands at me, I learned my lesson with Galactica.

      But you're right, I don't like the answers provided, since the answers were: "just because" and "because I said so".

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    7. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      What are the numbers and how are they magic? - The show creators said in interviews over and over again they randomly picked numbers and they had no major significance, unless you want to subscribe to the idea of destiny. But the numbers themselves never once do anything magical. Someone won the lottery with them. Someone used them as a code. Coincidence or destiny perhaps, but no magic.

      Everyone who used those numbers in a game of chance (Hurley's lotto, that other guy and his bean-guessing game at the fair) not only won, but won with deadly consequences, the laws of probability bending around them and they were cursed with 1)disasters and 2)the numbers themselves reappearing around them non-stop.

      You forgot all of that?

      without specifically referencing any of them.
      [...]

      The answers were explicitly stated. You're just looking to bitch.

      No, you're just forgetting important details and contradicting yourself.

      Wait, you're one of the writer from Lost, aren't you?!?

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    8. Re:Don't understand the hate by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      No, Hurley believed he was cursed.

      You're confusing the opinion of a character with explicit exposition from a narrator. The opinions of one character in a show do not necessary equate to gospel for that show.

      Did the show creators ever say Hurley was in fact cursed?

      Did anyone who knew absolutely anything for a fact say they knew he was cursed?

      The show in many ways was a larger allegory for science vs faith, and free will vs destiny. Part of that allegory was often demonstrating amazing coincidences.

      The viewer was asked them to decide how they wanted to perceive them. You can decide to believe they are part of destiny and a larger scheme, or merely coincidences.

      The numbers were picked for a code. Those numbers were repeated. Someone hear the repeated transmission, and Hurley head it from that guy. He played the lottery with those numbers.

      Actual real life lottery coincidences happen all the time.

      http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/WhosCounting/story?id=97845&page=1

      I've seen the same set of numbers win two days in a row for instance.

      Jacob assigned numbers to a lot of people on his wheel in the lighthouse, and respectively his cave scribblings. Most of those got scratched out. It doesn't seem that even Jacob knew who the final candidates would be. The numbers pop up here. Why?

      Again, you get to decide if it was destiny or coincidence.

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    9. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      No, Hurley believed he was cursed.

      You're confusing the opinion of a character with explicit exposition from a narrator.

      I'm not confusing anything, you're just unaware of all the elements shown as evidence of the non-trivial nature of the numbers. I see no point in exploring the depths of your ignorance: Good day, sir.

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    10. Re:Don't understand the hate by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      No, I outlined many places those elements popped up. I'm certainly not unaware of them.

      I never suggested they were trivial. I said it was up to you to decide if they were coincidence or destiny. You can't seem to understand that.

      If you really absolutely have to have an answer, here it is.

      42 has massive geek connotations. 23 is a number associated with curses. The rest of the numbers were picked randomly, so much as the total added up to 108, a number with religious significance in multiple religions.

      There are those who strongly subscribe to numerology, such as Kabbalahists.

      The show demonstrates that Jacob watched each of these individuals from the time they were children. He was with them in very specific moments of need and distress.

      It is suggested that the moment he drank the water, he was given preternatural knowledge. I suspect that deep down, he did know what was going to happen and that he used those numbers to call people to the island specifically to aid them because the troubles in their lives were smaller pieces of a larger picture given that there is an afterlife in this show.

      If you believe (as is canon in this show) that this life is a subset of a larger afterlife, than this reality is likely malleable. What we perceive to be as magic is simply altering the rules that govern what we assume to be static reality.

      The simple preternatural awareness of the water was the realization that the rules can be altered. Jacob was able to "create" rules to trap MIB, when it reality no one is ultimately bound by those rules because reality is malleable.

      Hurley believed he was cursed, and thusly he redefined his reality, bringing about bad luck. The numbers, and the curse have as much power as we assign to them with their beliefs.

      Don't believe me? Check out the comments from the show creators some time, who touch on some of these points. Once you see the show as a larger allegory, every piece falls into place.

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    11. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Don't believe me? Check out the comments from the show creators some time

      Ha! As if I'll believe them. Remember BSG? They had a good-bye cast party for "dead" Starbuck? They said they were so sad not to work with miss Sackhoff anymore... well I didn't believe them then (yeah, they're trusting their ratings to a Starbuck-less cast, riiiiiight, suuuuuure) and I think you should learn not to believe the bullshit those hacks send your way. When people in hollywood talk about their product, they are contractually obligated to say things that will enhance shareholder value, no matter how preposterous those lies are (like the Fresh Prince telling us that I Robot was very faithful to the book, and that his character is the only guy o Earth who doesn't trust robots).

      In short, they fed you a retcon, and you're trying to convince me the Emperor's clothes are super nice.

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    12. Re:Don't understand the hate by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      This isn't BSG. That is a show that created a bunch of mysterious elements that never ultimately meant anything. Nothing was explained and the finale made zero sense.

      Lost however was not retconned because the statements from day 1 held true when the finale aired, except for a few small exceptions that were dictated by real life.

      Walt was to play a large role as a primary character, but the actor aged too fast, and there were some rumblings that his mother didn't want him acting forever, which took away from his ability to attend school normally. Eko was to play a larger role, and the actor wanted off the show. He refused to read lines as they were written, and had some family issues, so he couldn't continue to live in Hawaii.

      Aside from that, there is no retcon.

      You listed questions that you didn't know the answers. I provided the answers. If you have more questions, I'll happily answer them. Let me know what your problems are, and I bet you I can explain them.

      This is a rare instance where a larger story really did make sense in the end, as opposed to Dark Tower, Neon Genesis Evangelion, BSG, Alias, Prisoner, etc.

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    13. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Neon Genesis Evangelion

      It made as much sense as the book of revelation it's based on.

      As for Lost, everyone and their mom called their 'brilliant' ending twist out right after the first episode (it's purgatory), they then had to find some way of getting there without using their first idea (the island is purgatory), so they made the side-verse as purgatory. It's a blatant retcon, and they can claim no one saw right through their brilliant plot twist right away, just like Will Smith can claim that in I Robot everyone on Earth trusts robots, or that Starbuck was leaving the show, but I'm not suspending my disbelief outside of the show to accommodate their egos/checkbooks.

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    14. Re:Don't understand the hate by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Did you even watch the show?

      The island was not purgatory. Again, the show runners kept saying that from day 1. It wasn't a retcon, because that was one of the very first answers the show runners gave in interviews.

      Christian Shepherd explicitly said it in the finale to to hammer it home. Everything that happened, happened. It was all real.

      It order for it to be a retcon, it would had to been a part of continuity to begin with.

      Show me one place where it was ever established as continuity that everyone was dead, especially when the exact opposite had been established the show runners.

      I don't think retcon means what you think it means.

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    15. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The island was not purgatory. Again, the show runners kept saying that from day 1. It wasn't a retcon, because that was one of the very first answers the show runners gave in interviews.

      Christian Shepherd explicitly said it in the finale to to hammer it home. Everything that happened, happened. It was all real.

      It order for it to be a retcon, it would had to been a part of continuity to begin with.

      Well, techincally, I guess you're right, that it would have to have been stated explicitly to be a retcon in the fullest sense of that 'word'. But after seeing the finale I'm sure that in the beginning the island was supposed to be purgatory, and then they made up all that side-verse crap as a way of maintaining their denial about that. I do not think they had the side-verse purgatory planned all along, I think it was a reaction to the fact that everyone saw right away where they were going with this and they wanted to have us think we had it wrong so we would stay interested.

      And they did a good job, interest stayed, but I call that a retcon even if they had only hinted instead of flatly stating something. Like how Willow's lesbian lover was supposed to be part demon, but they then changed that for a feminist storyline instead. I don't think the Buffy writers made a bad choice with that move, but I think it's a retcon, even though they can say she only believed she was part demon.

      Now, is there another neologism that could convey this meaning to you better than "retcon"? Maybe tvtropes has one for when writers say they have everything planned out, but they make shit up as they go along.

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    16. Re:Don't understand the hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The panning over of the wreckage showed the crash of flight 815 immediately after the crash, ie-no one survived. What happened between Jack opening his eye and closing his eye happened in a spiritual time. None of it really happened. Everything that happened on the show was a spiritual journey.

    17. Re:Don't understand the hate by wfolta · · Score: 1

      No, it wasn't Kelvin lying. There were DARMA-issued vaccines there and the biohazard suits (useless against the radiation that might be the ACTUAL danger in the hatch).

      True, he had a hole in his biohazard suit and took it off outside, knowing he was not in danger, but he didn't make up the sickness just to keep Desmond in the hatch.

    18. Re:Don't understand the hate by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      How did they show up everywhere, then? Why did playing them in the lotto cause a meteorite to fall on Hurley's chicken stand?

      Hurley's "bad luck" was coincidence not fate. The numbers showed up in various places because they were the numbers of the candidates remaining who made it onto the plane to crash on the island. IE: Jacob physically wrote the numbers down which led to them being written and used in various places. (the hatch door, for one) Remember the people who had seen the numbers towards the end of the show, were the same people who went back in time to before the numbers were on various Dharma equipment (the button). Time loop, hand wave, voi-la.

      Why was Kate there if she gets crossed out when she becomes a mother?

      As Jacob said explicitly, the names were just chalk in a cave, not anything magical. She could still have been The Candidate if she wanted to, since she happened to still be around at the end.

      The "disease" wasn't a disease. The smoker monster was the disease Russo referred to - he corrupted her people just like Sayid was corrupted. Still not sure how Sayid became happy-helpful Sayid again, I guess Desmond is just that charismatic?

    19. Re:Don't understand the hate by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the sickness the "evilness" that infected Sayid, Claire, Ben, and Rousseau's pals? Now that we know the light was the source of life, I guess you could say these people were resuscitated after the life and goodness left them, making them heartless bad-people?

      In Ben, Claire, and Sayid's cases they all "got better" for some reason. Not sure if that'd be a hand-waving "oh the island made them better", or a cheesy "people loved them / helped them / shared some of their lifesource with them".

    20. Re:Don't understand the hate by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      The only thing that infected Claire, Sayid and Ben that we could see was the Smoke Monster feeding them lies and manipulating them. All three "recovered" from their bouts of evilness when no longer manipulated by Smokie.

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    21. Re:Don't understand the hate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The show had themes of fate vs coincidence throughout. The numbers in some places (the button, the hatch, and the wall) were most likely linked by non-special means, and hurley's "curse" and winning the lotto were coincidence.

    22. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      How did they show up everywhere, then? Why did playing them in the lotto cause a meteorite to fall on Hurley's chicken stand?

      Hurley's "bad luck" was coincidence not fate. The numbers showed up in various places because they were the numbers of the candidates remaining who made it onto the plane to crash on the island. IE: Jacob physically wrote the numbers down which led to them being written and used in various places.

      Ok, no. You have NO idea what you're talking about. "When Hurley rides past 6 players of a girls' soccer team in the airport, each uniform has one of the Numbers. ("Exodus, Part 2")"

      Jacob didn't write down those numbers on the girl's jerseys. And that other guy that had used the numbers in a game of chance before Hurley also won the game and also had his life destroyed by a disruption in the laws of probability.

      So congratulations, you know a whole lot less than me about a stupid TV show!

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    23. Re:Don't understand the hate by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Hm, good point. Could factor in with the back-and-forth "don't let him talk to you or it's already over" between Jacob and Mr Smokie when instructing their followers to avoid the other brother.

    24. Re:Don't understand the hate by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Jacob didn't write down those numbers on the girl's jerseys.

      How many thousands or millions of other numbers did Hurley ignore on that same drive before he saw the girl's jerseys? Add on the handful of places Jacob (indirectly or directly) caused the numbers to show up, and it only takes a handful more coincidences to make Hurley think he's crazy.

      It doesn't help that Jacob has made appearances off-island interfering with lives and performing totally random supernatural tricks. The lotto could easily have been Jacob waving his magic wand for Hurley and Hurley's-crazy-buddy. Maybe crazy buddy was even a name crossed off the cave wall?

      Regardless of the writers' answer for all that, I agree it's one of the places we could have used a more explicit answer in the show.

    25. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Jacob didn't write down those numbers on the girl's jerseys.

      How many thousands or millions of other numbers did Hurley ignore on that same drive before he saw the girl's jerseys?

      He didn't see the girls Jerseys. Stop demonstrating that you have no idea what you're talking about.

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    26. Re:Don't understand the hate by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      I didn't go back and watch it or even read your link, since the answer is still the same regardless. No matter how hard you troll.

    27. Re:Don't understand the hate by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      A Troll might mix up vital facts or otherwise distort reality, to make other readers react with helpful "corrections." Trolling is the online equivalent of intentionally dialing wrong numbers just to waste other people's time.

      I didn't go back and watch it or even read your link, since the answer is still the same regardless.

      Hmmm, you admit that you're just saying the same erroneous thing over and over again without reading the information contradicting your bullshit...

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  41. I tuned in for the lost-fest last night. by Zarf · · Score: 1

    I never watched the show that much but from what I did see it made me wonder why people thought it was a hard show to follow. It seems rather straight forward but poorly thought out. From the recap show I saw and the finale it looks like the show was written for thrills and twists that made the writers really work to try and tie things together (much like "David Copperfield"). Based on the show last night it looks like the writers are all fans of destiny and fated lovers tropes (or at least think we all are). Ironically, it looks like they had a hell of a time keeping everything moving in a way that seemed fated and destimonious.

    This is why I think TV stories would work better if they stuck with single season shows with planned story arcs that complete each year. Reboot or tell totally different stories each new season using only characters and places from the old series in the new. Continuity is a bitch.

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    1. Re:I tuned in for the lost-fest last night. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      This is why I think TV stories would work better if they stuck with single season shows with planned story arcs that complete each year. Reboot or tell totally different stories each new season using only characters and places from the old series in the new.

      I completely agree. Have series always HAD to end each season with some stupid cliffhanger to annoy you for an entire off-season?

  42. Re:No. by ig88b · · Score: 1

    I didn't leave off any shows, I just only listed a few.

    Coupling (UK), Arrested Development, Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Charlie Jade, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Babylon 5, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Band of Brothers, Hustle, Sports Night, NewsRadio, Veronica Mars, ReGenesis, Futurama, Rescue Me, Carnivale, The Wire, The Big Bang Theory, Californication, Entourage.

    I'm sure there're more, that's just all I can think of off the top of my head.

  43. I never watched it... by hargrand · · Score: 1, Redundant

    so I don't really have anything to add to the discussion. Still, on another note, 24 will be ending soon. Will CmdrTaco have a thread for us to discuss what we think of that?

    1. Re:I never watched it... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      No, Dave Barry does that.

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  44. Living in a hatch? by pedantic+bore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never heard of such a thing, but sounds appealing. Anyone know where I can get one?

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    1. Re:Living in a hatch? by delinear · · Score: 1

      I assume this is a reference to something in the show, otherwise it makes no sense. Isn't a hatch like a door? You wouldn't say living in a door, you'd say living behind a door maybe, therefore living behind a hatch would make sense but I suspect I'm missing something!

    2. Re:Living in a hatch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently I'm living in one, since I haven't heard before that Lost has ended. So ... yea ... it's a rather inconspicuous house somewhere in central Europe.

      Maybe it has invisible "don't give a damn about boring TV series" insulation or something. Stuff they crammed into walls in the 80s I guess.

    3. Re:Living in a hatch? by kindbud · · Score: 1

      It appears to be an inside joke for series-watchers. Apparently there was an episode or two involving a hatch buried in the ground.

      Secrets from the Hatch

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    4. Re:Living in a hatch? by BryanL · · Score: 1

      Take my Senator. Please!

    5. Re:Living in a hatch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently since I've never seen a single episode of Lost, nor had any clue that the series has ended it's got to be in Teaneck, NJ.

    6. Re:Living in a hatch? by discord5 · · Score: 1

      Apparently there was an episode or two involving a hatch buried in the ground.

      Two seasons of it, sir... Two very long seasons.

  45. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    Actually, I suspect the problem was that they wanted to stick to some generic "mysticism"** that didn't offend anyone. If you didn't expect the show to have some kind of "mysticism" in the conclusion about what was going on, then you weren't paying attention to what the shows writers and producers were saying about the show. I think the show would have been better if they had picked some worldview that would have offended some of their audience. If they had picked a specific religious view or a explicitly materialistic view, while those people who disagreed with the worldview would not have liked the show's answers, most people would have found the ending more satisfying.


    ** I used the word mysticism in quotes because it is not quite the right word for what I am talking about, but the other words I can think of at the moment are all worse ("religion" implies a specific belief set of one kind or another and this show was going for a "there's more going on than can be explained by strict materialism, but we can't understand what it is" sort of mysticism).

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  46. SPOILERS WITHIN ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heaven is a pub run by a jamaican dood, and the elevator to hell REALLY is red! oh wait .. wrong show. THAT was a spoiler for the really good british one.

  47. Never saw it coming. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Locke killed Dumbledore!

  48. Ashes to Ashes finale by Feef+Lovecraft · · Score: 1

    ((Contains slight Ashes to Ashes spoilers))


    I am quite intrested in the feedback between Ashes to Ashes which just concluded and from what i've read about the lost finale has a similar sort of motiff but managed to give a very satisfying conclusion to Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes explaining the world, the charactes and motivations and just what has been happening.

    Contrasting this with Lost which sounds very much like they were trying something similar but didn't dedicate enough time to make it forfilling and as rewarding as the final for Ashes to Ashes which even after watching a second time left me feeling drained but satisifed.

    1. Re:Ashes to Ashes finale by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

      I tried watching Lost for 2 seasons, but somehow it didn't grab me at all. Compulsively watched all of LoM and A2A though, and I must concur that the finale on friday was absolutely brillant (and I'm an atheist ... perhaps I'm not militant enough;). It all fits together, as far as I can see, pretty much EVERYTHING is explained (and details you overlooked during the shows but which actually pointed toward the resolution come back with a vengeance) , it's both a sad, a happy and a hopeful ending ... Fantastic job by everyone involved.

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  49. Goddamnit. by yttrstein · · Score: 1

    At least when St. Elsewhere ended, we were left with a series of wonderful performances and truly creative plots and characters, even if in the end it was all some autistic kid's fantasy.

    This time we don't get anything. And seriously, how many times did the writers/producers swear up and down that they werent all dead, that the island wasnt purgatory, that they werent pulling those cheap, easy outs.

    Goddamn liars.

    1. Re:Goddamnit. by Faw · · Score: 1

      The island wasn't purgatory, the flash-sideways was.

      • Jack died in the bamboo field, as he sees the plane leaving the island.
      • Hugo became the new guardian and Ben his second, when they eventually died (who knows how long after Jack died), they meet up the others in purgatory (flash-sideways), that's why Ben said "You were a great #1" and Hugo says "You were a great #2", it seems they spend a long time together guarding the island after Jack died.
      • We don't know what happened to those in the plane (reached land lived a long time, crashed in ocean, ...), but they eventually died and meet up in purgatory.
    2. Re:Goddamnit. by wfolta · · Score: 1

      The island not being purgatory ends up being a technicality. They used the Alt, which WAS purgatory, to push aside what happened on-island, marginalizing it and eliminating the need to explain and ground it. Sort of like why you need the extra clause in the Asimov's First Law ("or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm"): if you didn't have it, the robot could simply drop a heavy rock on you, allowing it to kill you through the inaction of not stopping it.

      The writers dropped the Alt on the island and killed it. Now that I think about it, that's the loophole that MiB found: he could not kill Jacob, but he could enlist someone else to do so. The writers enlisted the over-clever Alt to kill the Island for them.

  50. too successful for their own good by bravecanadian · · Score: 1

    I think from the quality of the first couple of seasons and the hints at a larger story arch just beyond the horizon in each of those seasons.. they did have an idea of where they wanted to go with the story at first.

    The problem is they became a massive hit, got renewed for a few seasons, and then made up the rest as they went along.

    Season 6 basically disregarded almost everything that had happened previously and tacked on a completely separate ending.

    Battlestar Galactica fell into the same trap even though they had a shorter run. Both degenerated into a bunch of symbolic quasi religious/spiritual nonsense.

    1. Re:too successful for their own good by delinear · · Score: 1

      The problem is they became a massive hit, got renewed for a few seasons, and then made up the rest as they went along.

      That's only a "problem" where the people behind the show care more about the money than the story, surely? Six seasons ought to be plenty to tell this story, and many other fantastic shows ended on a high point after only two or three series, leaving the fans wanting more, certainly, but also being all the more tightly scripted and paced, and therefore better, for the shorter run.

  51. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

    The writers promised us sci-fi explanations for everything in the second season.

    They were "moving on" to the mother ship. There, now it was Sci-Fi.

  52. What about for those who haven't seen it? by Rurik · · Score: 1

    I've never seen a single episode of Lost, ever. But, I want to. I generally wait for shows to release on DVD and watch them over a few weekends.

    With Lost closing up, is that still recommended? Everything I hear is about the bad story arcs and plot lines that go nowhere. If it worth watching from beginning to end? Are there rehash episodes that would make more sense to watch?

    1. Re:What about for those who haven't seen it? by hibiki_r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Watch season one, and then pretend that it was canceled. Curse the network executives for doing so.

      There you go, you got a better Lost experience than most of us who gave up on it later. Watching the rest is like volunteering to watch your neighbor's father as Alzheimer makes him lose his mind, and become a husk of himself.

    2. Re:What about for those who haven't seen it? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      My advice is to watch it pessimistically: enjoy the mystery, but never expect it to be resolved. Some of it will, and you'll be happy for that. Some of it will not, and you may be annoyed, but it's what you expected.

    3. Re:What about for those who haven't seen it? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      It was the best show I've ever watched.

      Most every arc does pay off, and pay off well. There are people griping about minutia, because they want more. They want more because every other reveal was so incredible, but they fail to realize that pulling back the curtain too far is generally a bad idea.

      Everyone I know personally absolutely loves it. Anonymous strangers on the internet have been bitching for six years, yet seem to tune in for every episode. Make of that what you will.

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    4. Re:What about for those who haven't seen it? by jabbathewocket · · Score: 1

      If you are interested in being entertained in the moment, and following characters for a while, and are willing to accept that the end is requring some individual thought to put it all into place *for you* then by all means watch it from start to finish.. If you are more like the rest of the kids who want everything explained to you, think of the science as key and that there is nothing metaphysical about anything.. then dont bother watching as the end leaves just as much unsaid (if not more) as it resolved.

    5. Re:What about for those who haven't seen it? by dissolved · · Score: 1

      watch it yourself and make your own opinion - that's what I'd do. Too many people hating for the sake of it to be honest

    6. Re:What about for those who haven't seen it? by prestomation · · Score: 1

      The series, in it's entirety, it available to watch on Hulu for the rest of the year. That is, if you happen to live in the USA

    7. Re:What about for those who haven't seen it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would recommend it. I was actually really pleased with the ending. If you do watch it, don't go into it expecting scientific (or anything close to it) explanations for everything. Many questions are answered, some (including some of the big ones) are not, or, at least, are left open to interpretation. As they said during the two-hour recap last night, it is more a character study than a sci-fi show. Enjoy the visuals, the music, the superb cast, and the ride. For a TV show, I was very impressed overall.

      Posting anon because I'm sure that, with all of the Lost-hate going around, this post will be modded into oblivion.

  53. No more explainations needed by Centurion5 · · Score: 1

    Up until their catch up preshow last night I wondered how they would tie up all the loose ends but then I realized I was over thinking it. The ending was obvious and would eliminate the need for any explanations. The entire six seasons were Jacks hallucinations brought about by his death. This has been done before, the movie "Jacob's Ladder." That was a 2 hour movie not a 6 season tv show.

    1. Re:No more explainations needed by HiddenL · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The afterlife (flash sideways) happened many years after the very real events of the island. After everyone died (everyone dies eventually) they find each other and need to come to grips with the events of the island before they move on

  54. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by flimm · · Score: 1

    sci-fi != scientific

  55. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I'm an Atheist and the ending for me was like watching the crew of the enterprise meeting Santa Claus at the North Pole.

    That sounds like an excellent story idea to me! A real hoot and a half!

    I wouldn't be surprised if some of the Star Trek writers considered that in a brainstorming session.

    The closest they got was having Kirk and Spock meet Abraham Lincoln and being forced into a fight between good and evil.

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  56. Jack's afterlife vs everyone's by dbet · · Score: 1

    If this was where everyone meets up to go to heaven, why isn't Nadia there for Sayid? Why aren't Boone's parents there? Okay, so if it's just Jack's party, and everyone else was already in heaven or whatever and just "came back" for Jack's party, then why are there many scenes of them remembering each other, apart from anything Jack (in that reality) witnessed or experienced? Why isn't Jack's MOTHER there?!

    Why would a "waiting area" have Jin and Sun not married and being assassinated? What kind of test or journey is that?

    Such a bad ending, even if they did a fair job of stringing together the altiverse in the last season. But to find out what it was and what it meant is annoying.

    1. Re:Jack's afterlife vs everyone's by axl917 · · Score: 1

      You assume that the afterlife is automatically rainbows and sunshine. Moving on from here doesn't necessarily mean we're going someplace better. Just different.

    2. Re:Jack's afterlife vs everyone's by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      Why is Aaron there? When did Clair die? Was the Kwon's baby there?

    3. Re:Jack's afterlife vs everyone's by Gabrosin · · Score: 1

      It's not "Jack's party". It's a plane of existence for all the souls who, for one reason or another, aren't ready to "move on". The process of becoming ready involved the remembrance of their lives, specifically the events on the island. The scene in the church included all of those members of Oceanic 815 who were ready to move on. Some, like Ana Lucia, were not.

      Jin and Sun were being afforded a glimpse of their life without the island. They were hiding their relationship, running from Sun's father, generally unhappy. The island brought the two of them together, made a happy relationship of an unhappy one, actually improved their lives. Even led to the conception of their child, and kept them together even in death. Their realization of that fact, that the island was a net positive for them rather than a negative, helped them move on. In fact, similar stories abound for the rest of the group. Hurley would won the lottery with "non-cursed numbers" and led a charmed existence, but not a happy one, without Libby in it. Charlie would have continued his drug-fueled life without Claire. Jack could have been married to Juliet and had a son, but living a life without purpose; instead he got to save the world and find meaning. The island is implied to have given each of the characters a better life, even if it led to their death, even if it required a lot of hard work and strife. "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger", and all that.

      The really confusing part was the appearance of Desmond, or more accurately, the appearance of Penny. Desmond, perhaps, we could consider an honorary castaway of the island. Penny, on the other hand, was only tangentially involved in the events of the island. Clearly Desmond and Penny would be seeking their eternal reward together... but for them to be included in the church scene became a stretch. Why not include Miles, or Richard, or Lapidus, etc.? If it were "815 members only", it would be understandable, but if you're making one exception to get Desmond in the group, how would a character like Lapidus be any less worthy of inclusion?

      Eh. Not really important.

    4. Re:Jack's afterlife vs everyone's by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It boiled down to which actors were available for the finale. When you kill a character off two or three seasons ago and the actor becomes a guest star they are obviously going to go off and find other work. You then have to try and fit their appearances into their schedule if you want the character back.

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  57. 6th season was unnecessary... by friguron · · Score: 1

    MANY topics have remained unsolved. And beyond "happy endings" and such, THIS is what people wants, minimal justifications. Among other:

    -Pregnant women
    -Richard immortality
    -Dharma initiative
    -Polar Bears (WTF?)
    -Egiptian Iconology
    -That lighthouse
    -Libbie and the mental institution staff
    -ESP capable people (Hugo, Miles... Why?)
    -Who are the ones/the others/the other others/the other others ruled by a japanese guy (COSMIC WTF)
    -Original people (Jacob's mother people)/Jacob's stepmother
    -MANY more things that don't come to my mind...

    More than furious, 6th season has been a BIG Deux ex Machina.
    Lost peak was the impasse between 3rd and 4th season, where the first flash forward appears. Since then, it's been a slow and steady freefall...

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    1. Re:6th season was unnecessary... by Pr0xY · · Score: 1

      Some of the things on your list have been answered:

      -Richard immortality: Jacob did that, we don't know how he did it, but do you really what the show to try to "explain magic"?
      -Dharma initiative: just a bunch of scientists who found the island doing experiments because the island has some weird properties.
      -Polar Bears: related to the dharma initiative. They were originally in the cages on the second island that kate and sawer were kept in. They eventually escaped or were let out. Remember, polar bears can swim...
      -Egiptian Iconology: No answer, but it's spelled "Egyptian". I think this was simply a reference to how long ago the story being told began. But that's just my take, this was never really answered, but I feel an answer would have helped the story here.
      -Original people (Jacob's mother people)/Jacob's stepmother: Jacob's mother drew black rock to the island (remember she said "there was only supposed to be one" meaning she was expecting a pregnant woman to have a baby, just not twins). Presumably she was looking for a replacement (she said "thank you" to the man in black when he killed her). We don't know how long she has been guarding the island, or if she is the first guardian. But how far back do we need to go? The story may have a bit of a recursive property to it (same story over and over again in different times and such). But I feel that they went back far enough to explain the story as far as it effects the main characters.

      Some of the other stuff on your list falls into the category of "it was a way to tell the story". This is TV, not real life, so it's ok for the story to be fantastical or improbable. people having ESP, Jacob having "magic" powers, etc. All of these things really don't need to be answered to tell the story. Besides, if they did answer them, it would lead to one of 2 conclusions. 1) There would be more questions, since we talking about fiction, that could go on indefinitely. 2) The answers would be perceived as ridiculous. I think it's better to not explain things like this, just say they are special, have some abilities and tell the STORY.

      Certainly there are plenty of unanswered questions in the story. And it is a little frustrating, but I would say you didn't do the greatest job of paying attention, since a 3rd of your list was trivial answered.

    2. Re:6th season was unnecessary... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Polar bears is sort of answered twofold, though not directly. One, the DHARMA people probably brought them over to experiment with. There are cages for them where Sawyer and Kate are held by the Others. Two, the magnetic pockets across the earth and are connected to each other. Similar to how Ben ended up in Tunisia after turning the wheel. Perhaps a polar bear wandered into a similar arctic pocket. I would side more with the DHARMA explanation, since they did experiment on them.

    3. Re:6th season was unnecessary... by friguron · · Score: 1

      > -Egiptian Iconology: No answer, but it's spelled "Egyptian"

      If only my mother tongue was English...

      On the other hand, "I know WHY explicitly Richard became immortal". What I need is the proper "Why". Some kind of hint, purpose, something...

      The same thing with the polar bears, I know perfectly "where they come from", but "why"? Which kind of experiments were these? How about the infinite supplies? Does the Dharma initiative exist in the real world (of the Lost universe, of course)?

      Why in some episode in the 3rd (or so) season there's some Dharma seal buried onto an archaeological site? (That means probably thousands of years in the past)... I'm not sure if Dharma initiative has to do with these long-in-the-past-time-spans... All vague...

      How about the "whispers", or the "pregnancy problems" of island mothers...

      And the tyrannic Ben who turned into such a (specially) lame "puppet"? I don't get it either... I want to get something! "I want to believe".

      What I saw depicted, feels like kind of vague to me (and of course, to MANY others)... I "don't feel fulfilled", just this.
      Many other TV series are more "let's-fit-the-pieces-of-the-puzzle" oriented (even some of them remain loose). I don't feel the "pilot episode creation team talent" has been used with the same strength they put when creating the 1st season. It's EASY to create the ending we saw. It feels like the "we're out of fuel and ideas" approach. I don't want to see that I could have been the one writing this easy ending.

      I feel happy for the few people that liked it, anyway.

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    4. Re:6th season was unnecessary... by Pr0xY · · Score: 1

      Well the purpose for making Richard immortal was because Jacob wanted someone to be the middle man between him and normal people. Jacob asked Richard what he wanted, and Richard said "I want my wife back". Jacob said "I can't do that". Then Richard said "Then I want to never go to hell" (or something to that effect). Jacob still couldn't do that. So Richard finally said "Then I don't want to die!" Jacob said "I can do that". That's the why. The purpose was to give Richard what he wanted in exchange for his help. The only thing left is the "how" as in, what is the mechanism used to do it. Well, that's magic, no point in explaining such things. Adds nothing. If I told you, Jacob was a Genie, would that change the story at all? Probably not.

      As for the polar bears. Sure there is a bit of unanswered questions as to why they were brought there. Do you think that knowing why the Dharma initiative brought them there would help the story? To be honest, at first I thought Walt created them because he has some special abilities on the island to make reality what he wants (simplest example is always winning backgammon) and he was reading a comic with a polar bear. The writers chose to make them come from the Dharma initiative. In the end, they were in like maybe 4 episodes. I know they were there because of Dharma. I honestly don't care why Dharma wanted them there. It doesn't add to the story.

      Yes the Dharma initiative exist in the real world. Eloise Hawking worked in the "Lamp Post" Dharma station which she used to get the "Oceanic Six" back to the island.

      Dharma Seal? probably something as simple as "they found it, marked it, maybe did some experiments, moved on." Not a whole lot of meaningful mystery here.

      The whispers are explains in this last season *completely*. People who have done wrong are doomed to have there souls roam the island, whispering to the people. Michael directly says to Hurley that he is "stuck on the island and not allowed to leave" and that he was the whispering they'd be hearing recently. In an after show interview, the guy who plays Michael confirmed that.

      Pregnancy, a true mystery. The only thing we know is that it must be related the event (the nuke or the release of energy) that caused the hatch to to be built. Since pregnancy was just fine before that event.

      As for Ben, I don't know what to tell you. Everyone has a back story and Ben's involved working under Jacob's orders. Not really a mystery. It is another thing if you dislike that story.

      Like I said, you just need to pay attention :-P.

      There are plenty of unresolved mysteries, but you aren't picking many of them! Here's some truly unsolved mysteries:

      - why does traveling to/from the island on certain heading cause time shifting?

      - when returning to the island, why was the group split up through time. How did some of them get "teleported" off the plane?

      - When and under what circumstances did Eloise leave the Island?

      - How did she end up running the Lamp Post? I don't care, just curious.

      - How did she know about Desmond's future events in 1996, as well as the man wearing red shoes' destiny?

      There are MANY more. But like I said, the ones you are asking about HAVE been answered to a degree that satisfies the story. If you got some hocus-pocus explanation of how these things happened, most people would pick those apart and still be unsatisfied.

  58. Sounds like X-files and Twin Peaks by baxissimo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Both The X-Files and Twin Peaks used this formula of just throwing more and more weird riddles and sci-fi mysteries at the viewer with answers always seemingly to come in just a few more episodes. I never saw Lost, but it sounds like a repeat of that. The Matrix series was a condensed movie version of this phenomenon. I wish writers would just come up with a story that has an ending and tell it. Joss Whedon seems to be the only TV writer who can actually manage to do that.

    1. Re:Sounds like X-files and Twin Peaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Joss, and jms (babylon5)

    2. Re:Sounds like X-files and Twin Peaks by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Well, when Joss gets the chance to...and doesn't have to come back a couple of years later and do it in a movie...

    3. Re:Sounds like X-files and Twin Peaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael J Straczynski had a fixed story to tell with Babylon 5.

    4. Re:Sounds like X-files and Twin Peaks by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      Don't forget J. Michael Straczynski

    5. Re:Sounds like X-files and Twin Peaks by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

      I was also reminded of Twin Peaks, but I found the Twin Peaks ending way better. At least it acknowledged its craziness and was the exact opposite of a Lifetime movie ending like Lost.

    6. Re:Sounds like X-files and Twin Peaks by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

      You know, I gave up on X-Files when I realized that every episode was either a lame-ass government conspiracy episode (aka the main plot) or a monster-of-the-weak episode, where Mulder would almost invariably guess, based on virtually no evidence, exactly what's going on within the first few minutes of his entrance, with the rest of the episode being there to prove him right.

    7. Re:Sounds like X-files and Twin Peaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JM Strazinsky did it with B5.

  59. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by bunratty · · Score: 1

    [citation needed]

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  60. Easy answer. by Darth_brooks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lost is merely the logical continuation of the "Gilligan's Island / Seven deadly sins" theory. I mean, let's look at the evidence:

    -Purgatory: The Island. (Duh.)
    -The fat lovable guy ends up in charge.
    -Since Gilligan is of course Satan, and the island's personification of evil is the "magic smoke", and we all know that Bob Denver, aka Gilligan, was a fan of, ahem, 'Magic Smoke' himself, we can draw the logical conclusion that The Smoke Monster is the spirit of Gilligan himself, keeping people on the island permanently....

    Feel free to continue the argument ad nasuem.

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    1. Re:Easy answer. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Are you getting Bob Denver confused with John Denver? Or do you know more of his personal life than most people?

    2. Re:Easy answer. by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Denver#Later_career

      "In 1998, Denver was arrested for having a parcel of marijuana delivered to his home. He originally said that the parcel had come from Dawn Wells (who had played "Mary Ann" on Gilligan's Island), but later refused to name her in court and testified that "some crazy fan must have sent it." The police reportedly found more of the plant and related paraphernalia in Denver's home. He pleaded no contest and received six months probation.[1]"

      Denver's other major role was that of Maynard G. Krebs, the archtype beatnik / hippie. Draw your own conclusions there.

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    3. Re:Easy answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  61. tl;dr: slashot too smart for its own good by UtterCoward · · Score: 1

    So, everyone on slashdot is too smart to have fun. I loved it. The whole series. It was excellent storytelling, and it was massively entertaining.

    1. Re:tl;dr: slashot too smart for its own good by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      tl;dw

  62. I dont give 0.5 shits. I didnt watch a single epis by unity100 · · Score: 1

    however, from what the lost-obsessed people told me, i understand the material is ripped off from a lot of esoteric and spiritual resources, including the ra material. i'd rather have original than meshed up shit that passes, for some godforsaken reason, entirely in an island. great way to cut the set costs btw.

  63. Re:No. by nelsonal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Breaking Bad.

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  64. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by gshegosh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    generic "mysticism"**

    How is it generic, the guy who opened the door for them was "Christian Shepard", for fuck's sake!

  65. Ambivalen by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure what to think.

    I liked it until Jack's father turned up alive. Or dead, rather. And they were all dead. And nothing that happened on the island really mattered anyway. So the ending seemed kind of cheap and rushed. A lame way to get away from all the loose ends and stringing along for all these seasons.

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  66. Meh. LOST = Gilligan's Island + LSD by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    I watched the first season, and was absolutely totally hooked by the polar bear. I thought "Wow. Just wow. These guys have the balls to throw COMPLETE curveballs at us and turn the whole story upside down."

    Acting was good, ensemble cast was good, setting was of course beautiful, and simply put: I like shows that surprise me. I was all in.

    Then...it got LOST. Or I did.

    There's a point at which you stop looking for some sort of fantastic storyline that was behind the episodes the whole time, and realize: there isn't one. As Penny Arcade aptly put it (http://www.penny-arcade.com/2006/11/1/): "...he's come to conclusion that there's no story actually being told. He no longer believes that events are happening according to some overarching plan. Watching the show now is apparently awful, because where he once perceived a carefully revealed structure he now just sees a couple guys out back beneath a tarp, flashlights held under the chin."

    After season one, they'd run out of stories and were just making shit up, throwing in random disconnected stuff. I believe that they were actually hoping that the internet community might sew it all up with one of their ceaseless speculations.

    And that's precisely it. I lost faith that the writers would make sense of it all. There's an investment going on. I give you my time and my attention (after all, it's really just bait to get me to watch the commercials anyway), in exchange for a STORY. It can be happy, or sad, or something in between. But a rather essential part of any story is that it ends. It has some sort of conclusion.*
    * well, ok unless you're one of those goofy postmodern writers. But that's another rant.

    With Lost, it felt like someone just kept slipping pages into the back of the novel, and the plot - such as it was - became more threadbare and tattered as it was stretched to cover more characters, more plot devices, more 'ooh spooky' stuff.

    No, I don't watch soap operas for a reason, and by the end of season 2, it was increasingly evident that Lost was merely that.

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  67. Hatch by jDeepbeep · · Score: 1

    I live in one (as per TFS). I've actually not even heard of this. I assume it's a television program. that's what I get for not having a TV.

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    1. Re:Hatch by ampathee · · Score: 3, Funny
  68. Lost: Seinfield for the [*] generation by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    I never watched Lost (or seinfield for that matter - bunch of whinging idiots), but from what I read about Lost, it had ended up being a show about nothing.

    [*] - I have no idea what clever adjective should be inserted here. Perhaps someone with actual knowledge of Lost can suggest a valid desciption

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    1. Re:Lost: Seinfield for the [*] generation by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Lost is the worst show to ever have more than one season aired. The game show "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" with Jeff Foxworthy has better drama, dialog, plot and characters. Lost is seriously that bad. I have watched a few episodes of lost and I regret that I will never be able to get those hours of my life back.

    2. Re:Lost: Seinfield for the [*] generation by Ripp · · Score: 1

      * (in this case)

      uninformed? (I didn't watch it, but I heard about it (or not), so that makes me qualified to have an opinion. I heard it sucked, therefore I think it sucks too! baaa.)

      uneducated? (WTF? I don't get this mythologee philosophic claptrap. WTF is a parable? Something in math?! Two male bovines? I don't get it! Therefore it is dumb. qed.)

      inattentive? (WTF? It took 6 YEARS? If it isn't 140 chars. or 2 minutes on YouTube I don't have time! Text me wut is al abt,k thx!)

      unimaginative? (I want it ALL EXPLAINED dammit! There better be a machine that turns a dude into smoke or something, because *that* I could understand!)

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    3. Re:Lost: Seinfield for the [*] generation by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      You probably watched from some time in the middle. The show, I imagine, would be completely unwatchable if you didn't start at the beginning. As for the comparison to "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?".... seriously? Couldn't you have at least picked a show that *has* drama, (scripted) dialog, plot, and characters? I mean, a bad show would have done just fine for your point, but a game show?

  69. This was the ONLY episode I watched by HockeyPuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can safely say the only episode I've ever watched, and will watch was last night's finale.

    My take...

    They all died in the crash,
    The island was purgatory.

    Removing the rock from the island was akin to "pulling the plug" on the series and would send them to hell and cancel all hopes of future syndication.

    The multi-religion church at the end was symbolizing a positive afterlife which we all know means eternal life in syndication.

    Personally, I'm just glad this shit is over. Now we can get back to watching reality TV, b/c using actors is overrated.

    1. Re:This was the ONLY episode I watched by yincrash · · Score: 1

      because of what christian said as well as a lot of other characters' dialogue, you know that the island was not purgatory. They all died at different times and not all at the same time on the plane.

    2. Re:This was the ONLY episode I watched by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      They all died in the crash, The island was purgatory.

      Aren't you thinking of the end of Ashes to Ashes (the sequel to "Life on Mars" - the english version for anyone who's been living in a hutch for the last 3 years)

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    3. Re:This was the ONLY episode I watched by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      No. They said from day 1 that they did not die in the crash. Christian Shepherd even very specifically lays out repeatedly that everything on the island happened. It was real. He said that was the most important part of their lives.

      Sideways land however, was in fact an afterlife. You see specifically when most of the characters die, and those deaths weren't from the plane crash.

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    4. Re:This was the ONLY episode I watched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't all die in the crash. Jack's Dad said that everything did happen. The show has always been about the characters first, not the island. Jack's Dad said everyone dies sometime. They all met up at the church when they died at their own time. If they died in the initial crash they never would have met/known each other. The flash sideways was actually after the fact Jack died from being stabbed the whole time and after everyone else had died from the events on the show, not the initial crash. I believe the writers knew people could take it that they died in the initial crash which is why Jack's Dad literally says "it all happened for real" and this Jack and the others moving on after dying on the island. Kate said she waited so long for him, meaning she escaped the island in the finale and when she died she relived the best parts of her life and finally got to be with Jack again. Faraday's mother also knew that it was the after life which is why she was trying to stop Desmond from taking her son away from her. If Desmond got people to remember that they died her son would move on. Granted people can interpret the finale in their own way, however they did not die in the initial crash.

    5. Re:This was the ONLY episode I watched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They all died in the crash,
      The island was purgatory."

      Wrong and wrong. Of the things we actually know for certain, we know that this theory is wrong.

      The "parallel" world where they all come to remember each other is Purgatory. The island was real.

    6. Re:This was the ONLY episode I watched by sprior · · Score: 1

      Sure Christian says it all happened for real, but unless I'm wrong Jack died in what appears to be the same location and with the same kind of injury that he had right after the crash. So if you deleted everything from the first 5 minutes into the series to the last 5 minutes you wouldn't have any continuity issues. Are you sure it all actually happened now?

    7. Re:This was the ONLY episode I watched by sprior · · Score: 1

      OK clothes were different and his wound was on the other side,.

  70. Re:I dont give 0.5 shits. I didnt watch a single e by bunratty · · Score: 1

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  71. Do you want more religion with your scifi? by Tei · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For some reason USA is soo obsesed with religion, that has to add a (final) religion layer to everything. What could look fun in politics (with a president thanking Cron or Thor or Kratos or other god ), is really out-of-character in science-fiction.

    My particular pet theory is that a good % of the USA residents have supernatural feelings. Since is something that is shared by a soo big group of people, summining a supernatural concept in a vague way, can get you credits. Something like fanservice, but for a broad number of people. Of course, It also excluse these withouth supernatural feelings, but that seems a minor-minority even on science-fiction (?) and fantasy.

    I make me angry to have supernatural entities like ESPers in Star Trek, or in Silverberg books, but I have learned to live with it. If you want to read the production from USA, you have to tolerate some intense level of supernatural feelings. At least is somewhat vague... is not like Iran, that probably have a urgency real about how you must think and what you have to wear.

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    1. Re:Do you want more religion with your scifi? by boxwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A good % of the *human race* has "supernatural feelings"

      People like to see supernatural stuff in fiction because it makes thinks interesting.

      ESP makes you angry but warp engines and teleporters don't? Warp engines and teleporters aren't possible in our understanding of science, so they could be considered supernatural. There is no proof of aliens existing, so put them in the supernatural category too.

      Some people like stories about aliens, some people like stories about ESP.

    2. Re:Do you want more religion with your scifi? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I make me angry to have supernatural entities like ESPers in Star Trek

      ESP has been part of sci-fi for pretty much as long as there has been sci-fi. It's part of the whole "evolution - psychic powers - beings of pure energy" progression. You can view it as fantasy in sci-fi, but they usually give a "hyperspace waves of sentience" sci-fi angle.

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    3. Re:Do you want more religion with your scifi? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      None of the characters are shown to subscribe to a specific religion or set of beliefs other than Eko. The "church" is a multi-faith church that shows symbols from a variety of religions, and even it is a fictional construct.

      The show has nothing to do with a specific religion, or religious beliefs. The epilogue suggests the characters found peace in a vague afterlife. That is it.

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    4. Re:Do you want more religion with your scifi? by bdraschk · · Score: 1

      That's Crom, actually. Though i doubt he cares what you call him.

    5. Re:Do you want more religion with your scifi? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      As a religious person, I'd like to say: bugger off, Lost didn't have anything properly religious in it.

      Religion means nailing your spirituality down to actual, concrete meanings. Lost never did that. Wooga, wooga, there's some kinda afterlife! Great, now who made the whole thing: Krishna, Mazda, Elohim, Jesus Christ, Allah, the Great Spirit, Odin, Zeus, or WhatTheFuck? No answers are given.

      Religion and religious feelings can certainly have a legitimate place in science fiction. Dune handles it all rather well, as a matter of fact, always leaving it to the reader to decide if there really is a God/Shai-Hulud or if humans are just making it up, and what it means to be a religious human in a religious universe either way.

      Lost, on the other hand... Donnie Darko made more sense than Lost.

    6. Re:Do you want more religion with your scifi? by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      That's an odd conclusion.... just so we're clear, you're saying that the creators of Lost crafted a finale that has heavily polarized their primarily American fan base with a vaguely supernatural ending, and the whole reason that they did it is that they are Americans, and are therefore obsessed with religion. You don't find it a tad unfair to define a person by his country of origin before learning anything about him? Could you *name* any of the creators of Lost without first running to wikipedia to look it up? It's all fine and dandy to talk about America being obsessed with religion when we're talking about political/religious movements, voter trends, etc., but do you really want to apply broad generalizations to specific people?

    7. Re:Do you want more religion with your scifi? by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      The difference I think between fanciful technology (warp drives, stargates, whatever) is that they don't carry with them a particular morality.

      ESP falls into this category too. Thus stories based around such things will (ideally) be about the characters' individual moralities.

      Stories with god in them however, tend to invoke an external morality, which alot of people find really annoying. Me included.

      Not that I watched 'Lost' past the first series, just got bored of it. Chap here at work still digs it though, and I'll be interested to hear what he makes of this final episode.

    8. Re:Do you want more religion with your scifi? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      A good % of the *human race* has "supernatural feelings"

      Now, now. This is Slashdot.

      1. The USA is 100% Evangelical Christian.
      2. The rest of the world is perfectly secular.

      Now memorize that. There will be a quiz. :-)

      I'm an atheist and a skeptic, but, heck, anything goes in fiction as far as I'm concerned. all I ask is that it makes internal sense to the author's universe. Unfortunately, some of my fellows feel they must come down hard even on fictionalized looks at the metaphysical. Never really understood it myself. It's just stories. Should I never read The Odyssey again? Shakespeare? Lord Of The Rings?

    9. Re:Do you want more religion with your scifi? by lennier · · Score: 1

      I make me angry to have supernatural entities like ESPers in Star Trek, or in Silverberg books, but I have learned to live with it.

      The reason why ESP finds its way into science fiction is that it is science. There's been 150 years of research into anomalous cognition, and insoluble problems remain with the purely materialistic viewpoint of mind.

      Do the names Dean Radin, Hal Puthoff, J. B. Rhine, or Frederick Meyers ring any bells? They ought to. These people have done extensive documented research. And yet somehow the myth remains that ESP 'does not exist'.

      It's weird, it's difficult (but not impossible) to replicate, it does not obey the inverse square law, it blithely disregards time and causality, and we don't have a model of it. But it's real.

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    10. Re:Do you want more religion with your scifi? by lennier · · Score: 1

      Apologies for the typo: Frederic Myers, not Meyers.

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  72. Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by tekrat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems to me that a series is *so* much better when the writers KNOW what the ending will be BEFORE the series airs. This way, the entire series can work towards the ending, with the result being much more satisfying.

    The subject above lists three series I felt were fucking epic, because the ending matched what the series was all about from the very first episode. It wasn't just "make shit up as you go along", and then after you've run out of material stringing your audience along for as long as you can, write up some mish-mash of an ending that really doesn't have anything to do with the rest of the series.

    The Star Force got the Cosmo DNA and got back to Earth, The Alliance accidentally created the Reavers by trying to make paradise, and Sheridan kicked some Shadow ass (and paid the ultimate price, twice!).

    I've never watched LOST, but I knew from the begining they had no plan to really end the series, so, I never bothered to even try to get into it. I'm sorry if you did. Next time, choose more wisely.

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    1. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Builder · · Score: 1

      We'll never know how Firefly should have ended due to its abrupt cancellation, so I'm not sure how you know it was written that way. Given Mr Whedon's tendency to ruin good things (Angel and Buffy), I would have expected Firefly to go all drama-suck eventually.

    2. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Bongo · · Score: 1

      "The Star Force got the Cosmo DNA and got back to Earth, The Alliance accidentally created the Reavers by trying to make paradise, and Sheridan kicked some Shadow ass (and paid the ultimate price, twice!)."

      Thank you!!! I caught some Star Blazers (in Italian!) when I was a kid but never got to see the ending! I loved that show! I still sing the theme in the shower! Thank you again!!

      And yes, B5 knew where it was going, and could keep aiming for that even when they thought it was being cut down to 4 seasons (which was a pity because it made season 5 a bit awkward when it was OK'd).

      Likewise Firefly -- there is a secret, we are hooked on the secret, secret is revealed, and it is a real tear jerker / food for thought / both!

      It kills brain cells to watch stuff that makes no rational sense as a story -- I mean they can invent magic if they like, or have gods and angels, but it has to still hold as a rational narrative that makes sense. I eventually gave up on X files, then soon gave up on Lost, and almost immediately quit Flash Forward. The more they do this shit, the quicker I learn my lesson and leave.

      If I watch a detective drama, I want some chance at figuring out the ending. And if I don't then the clues should all have been there in retrospect. I don't want, wow! Aliens smoking crack killed the wife and made it look like the butler did it using their alien technology -- wow I never saw that coming -- yeah, I never saw it coming because it makes no fucking sense!

    3. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It seems to me that a series is *so* much better when the writers KNOW what the ending will be BEFORE the series airs. This way, the entire series can work towards the ending, with the result being much more satisfying.

      The best part about B5 is how JMS could set up things that would pay off years later. One of my favorite bits was Vir's answer to Morden about what he wanted. Then years later, looking up at that head on the pike and waving. Classic!

      A good example of crappy syndication writing that I don't really blame on JMS was what happened with Garibaldi and Bester. We had a perfect ending in season 4 with Bester talking to Sheridan and realizing he was up shit creek. Of course, with Season 5 greenlit, JMS had to retract that resolution and make it all according to Bester's plan. Understandable, JMS didn't know he'd get a 5th season. But that's a rare, rare shortcoming in B5 and utterly common in every other form of long-running fiction.

      In a mystery it is absolutely essential for the writer to know who did it, how, and why. The trick is laying out the clues in such a way that the reader could have worked it out on his own the whole time, doesn't figure it out until the revelation, and then kicks himself in retrospect because he realizes he had every clue he needed in those earlier chapters. And you're exactly right, you have to work backwards from that conclusion to lay the groundwork. There's always room for new ideas and improvisation but there's absolutely no room for crap like the BSG Final Five wankery.

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    4. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by iontyre · · Score: 1

      Babylon 5 and Firefly are two of my all-time favorite shows, but I don't see how you can not realize that LOST did in fact end on EXACTLY the same note it began: the focus was always on the characters! The ending was all about the characters, not the setting. The show was about the characters, not the setting. The Island remained mysterious, both to us AND the characters. It was meant to be so.

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    5. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Star Force got the Cosmo DNA and got back to Earth, The Alliance accidentally created the Reavers by trying to make paradise, and Sheridan kicked some Shadow ass (and paid the ultimate price, twice!)."

      Thank you!!! I caught some Star Blazers (in Italian!) when I was a kid but never got to see the ending! I loved that show! I still sing the theme in the shower! Thank you again!!

      "Though space... is such a bore... We'll fight... one season more..."

    6. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Pandrake · · Score: 1

      Never knew about Star Blazers - but ther other two you highlight; spot on. Intelligent and engaging stories. I think that if all TV was as good as those then we wouldn't be able to notice as well, so I'm not disappointed.

    7. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for pointing out those examples of actual good writing and Clue-ness. I tried to watch, but Lost is a steaming pile of randomness just for the helluvit, compared with B5, IMHO.

    8. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Babylon 5 is probably the closest comparison to Lost. He went in with a 5 season arc and stuck to it. Firefly is very entertaining, but Whedon has never once demonstrated that he can stick to a very specific arc for an entire run of a show.

      Lost really was planned from the beginning and it shows. It treads water a bit in Season 2 because they didn't have an end date. The moment they pegged the end date, it took off running again.

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    9. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Late+Adopter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It seems to me that a series is *so* much better when the writers KNOW what the ending will be BEFORE the series airs.

      Absolutely, but you can't do that on television. You have no idea how many seasons you'll get to run for, so the best thing to do is create some short term arcs, some longer ones, and weave what you can. If you get popular, make up more stuff to tie in with the longer-term arcs.

      What we really need is a return to the miniseries. Even a 1-season television show, that knew in advance it was only 20 eps (or however many) long, would be able to plan out a complete and interesting story.

    10. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by happy_place · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why season 5 of B5 was somewhat awkward, because he'd written to an ending of most of the major threads in Season 4, and then had to setup more "secret sauce" throughout season 5. In my favorite alternate universe, JMS is given 10 years garanteed, and is able to do the telepath war, and all the rest of those dangling threads a bit more justice.

      However, this whole discussion highlights the problem with the story arc show. A show that has a story arc and an ending in mind, must sustain itself leading up to the climax and then be interesting even after the climax is complete. A secret is discovered, the secret is uncovered, then the consequences of the secret all have to be worth watching. That's hard to do in a traditional sense. If it's predictable, no one's going to watch. The only other solution is to keep throwing plot-twists at the characters, which gets tiresome and jerks the audience around--eventually they say, "Enough is enough!"

      Oh yeah... and life isn't a story arc. Life doesn't have a happy ending, it just keeps going way beyond the point where living it was interesting.

         

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    11. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by hazydave · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure, the whole story, at least in a detailed outline, makes a better series. But Babylon 5 also demonstrates why that's a difficult thing, on many levels. First of all, you don't get a guy like JMS to write and direct that much of the series. Secondly, the series itself is inherently at the mercy of the network, which can cut it short or demand it run longer. Things are changing slowly, but the idea of an N-year run series that's guaranteed those N-years to run... that's about as likely as, I dunno... polar bears on tropical islands.

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    12. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by DaedylusSL · · Score: 1

      Thank you. If not for your name, I'd have sworn I wrote your post. At the end of Lost we knew nothing more than the characters themselves did (except Hurley, but he probably has a few hundred years more experience than the rest). That's how it had always been through the show. I enjoyed the ending. Bad guys got what they deserved, good guys got what they deserved. And everything I wanted answered was given at least a vague explanation somewhere in season 6.

    13. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefly? Are you serious? I was an awesome show don't get me wrong but it only lasted 14 episodes, two of which were never aired on TV. Do you mean that the Joss Whedon knew that the show would be cancelled so he ended the show well with the last couple of episodes? Or are you talking about how he ended it with the movie Serenity? I just don't see how it fits with your thesis on knowing the end of the series before it starts if the show only lasted 14 episodes and was cancelled prematurely. I don't think Joss Whedon had that planned ahead of time.

    14. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      What? Buffy and Angel were fine, despite Angel being canceled a season earlier than was intended by the writers.

    15. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Alliance were never trying to make paradise, the Reavers were created as a side effect of using an untested population-control weapon.

    16. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by zoocey · · Score: 1

      If what you claim is true then why was every season finale hinged on an island mystery and not some character arc. Simple answer because its never been about the characters, which haven't grown since s3, the writers had written themselves into a corner and lacked the skill/motivation/desire to solve said mysteries.

    17. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      That's great.

      However, the biggest bore in the show is the maw of the ship. You know, the big gun that they use at the end of every episode to wipe out the bad guys? Maybe they were the ones to invent that meme.

      Still, I too enjoyed the show in my youth...

    18. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

      You can't? Because it DID happen in North America with Babylon 5, and it's the normal way of doing things in Japanese TV, and I believe Korean as well.

    19. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

      I find it amusing that you put both Babylon 5 and Yamato (aka Star Blazers) into the same list. Crusade (the short-lived B4 sequel series) ripped off Yamato rather heavily.

      Still, Babylon 5 was probably the best-written TV series ever made. Compelling characters, events that paid off months or even years later, and a security chief who is so badass that even 500 years after his death, you still can't mess with him.

    20. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Builder · · Score: 1

      They sure sucked towards the end though. They went from fun fantasy to complete downer drama and that's the point I lost interest. I think lots of other people also lost interest at that point because they were cancelled soon after.

    21. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Bongo · · Score: 1

      "Still, I too enjoyed the show in my youth..."

      Yes, I saw an episode the other day, and realised how much it was for kids.

      "Whoa... we're going off course.. it is like there's some huge gravitational force nearby!!!"

      "Yes, that's Jupiter..."

      Er, great guys, you're piloting a space ship out of the solar system and you didn't know Jupiter was there.... um...

    22. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by anyGould · · Score: 1

      Likewise Firefly -- there is a secret, we are hooked on the secret, secret is revealed, and it is a real tear jerker / food for thought / both!

      I love Firefly (to the point of owning a second copy to loan out), but I would never consider it to be a case of "secret is revealed". The only secret remotely revealed is River and Miranda (and that's only in the movie, and wasn't foreshadowed in the series, so I'd hesitate to say the series showed anything). As for things never explained, let's start with:

      • What the hell is up with Book?
      • Why did Inara leave the convent?
    23. Re:Babylon 5 / Firefly / Star Blazers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never watched LOST, but I knew from the begining they had no plan to really end the series, so, I never bothered to even try to get into it. I'm sorry if you did. Next time, choose more wisely.

      Wow, that's very psychic of you, especially considering the writers were already saying in season 1 that they had the story arc planned out. They even fought ABC on extending the series because they would be (and were) forced to insert some filler to do so.

      It's too bad you're choosing to make up reasons to skip a series much better than any of the crappy ones you listed. Especially considering the series you listed all have terrible writing and incoherent plots.

      Of course I've never actually watched any of the series you listed.

      Way to be a douchebag bro.

  73. Re:No. by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

    If you're looking for a LOST type of show, just grab Life On Mars and Ashes To Ashes (no .. please don't even bother with the painful american remake). Very similar in substance, much better writing and an amazingly good finale (well ..T wo, if you count LoM's awesome ending).

    Or if you want something "Heroes"-like that doesn't suck, just grab the first season of the british show "Misfits" which, despite its ludicrous story, is amazing.

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  74. The only ending that matters ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, darn, I missed it. Did the Jupiter-2 finally get to Alpha Centauri?

  75. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think The Wire might be my favorite show of all time. It has a great storyline, and great writing. You know and understand the characters really well. And it didn't end like the Sopranos. You get closure for the story, but it also leaves a few things open so you know their lives go on.

  76. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean everyone will stop licking JJ Abrams asshole?

  77. There was no island by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

    It was just a gag by David Copperfield, using smoke and mirrors. It got way out of hand and he sends his apologies.

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  78. About Sahid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saihd was ressurected by the coca cola only to serve evil, but in the end he became good again by taking the bomb away from the candidates and saving the day ! So the islamic guy died for the other losties :'( . What a nice guy !

    1. Re:About Sahid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or did he suicide-bomb the other end of the submarine? It's widely known to be the stupid end of the submarine...

  79. I guess I live in a "hatch somewhere". by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > Unless you live in a hatch somewhere, you are probably aware that Lost has
    > ended.

    Not really. But then, I know just enough about it to know that I don't need to know any more.

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  80. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're being cute I realise, but there is a HUGE difference. I Dream of Jeannie was a comedy, and obviously such, putting "magic" next to science was done for comedic effect. I also adored that show.

  81. Watched 2 episodes by coolmoose25 · · Score: 1

    I watched only 2 episodes and only watched the second one because a person a work begged me to. They lost me in the premiere. A plane breaks apart from 40,000 feet, and there are SURVIVORS... okay, I'm willing to suspend belief, so I kept watching. There's a guy who wakes up on the ground. He starts wandering around, and comes up to a bunch of other survivors and a jet engine, inexplicably, continuing to run. Okay, I'm willing to suspend belief, but how the FREAK is a jet engine still running after a crash like that? Where is it getting its fuel? No matter, belief suspended. But I say to myself, "why do they need a jet engine running?" So someone can get sucked inside I say to myself. Of course, the guy wanders around a little more, and the engine is still running, and of course, someone walks over to the front of the engine and gets sucked through. Saw it coming 10 miles away. That's when Lost lost me. Watched the next episode out of obligation and never looked back. For 6 seasons, I've felt I dodged a bullet. Glad to find out that I did.

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    1. Re:Watched 2 episodes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I got from the last episode is that, Duct Tape can fix airplane hydraulics and the captain can start both engines by pressing a button ( Make a note Boeing / Airbus... no need for that APU NOW!)

  82. Soo.. good then? by XMode · · Score: 1

    Well now I feel good about the decision I made 6 years ago to not watch a single episode of this show when I attempted to watch the first episode and failed 4 times. Even from the first episode it looked like it wasn't going to go anywhere and that a good 50% of the stuff in it would never be explained.

    I was either going to be horribly wrong and miss the best written TV show ever, or be correct.

  83. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by _Swank · · Score: 1

    The producers and writers NEVER promised rational explanations for everything that happened on the island. In fact, they explicitly said there were a lot of things that definitely didn't have them. I don't know where you got your information to the contrary but, if while watching the show you really thought there was going to be a 'rational' explanation for a sentient cloud of black smoke that travels the island offing people...well, i'm flabbergasted.

  84. Elaboration by dwye · · Score: 0, Troll
    To clarify for those fortunate enough never to have seen that steaming pile of crap, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob's_Ladder_(film).

    To be fair, it is more like Ambrose Bierce's Incident at the Owl Creek Bridge, in that Lost was sometimes (oft times in the first couple seasons) worth viewing, even though it all ends up as drivel.

  85. All of this makes me glad by swillden · · Score: 1

    ... that I never watched a single episode.

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  86. The trailers saved me lots of time by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    I watched them and shrugged. Something about a plane crash and a bunch of survivors - thanks, but that's all I needed to know next channel please. If they hadn't trailed the programme every new episode and every new series, I might have been tempted to give it a try. Luckily nothing I saw during those short clips gave any impression it was worth spending time on. Thank you to however produced them, you did me a favour.

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  87. Babylon 5 by coldtone · · Score: 1

    Ever since I watched Babylon 5 and have seen an entire series setup and resolve expectations over a number of seasons I thought that other shows would follow. I thought that Lost, and Battlestar would follow B5's example as they led me to believe. In the end I'm just left felling mad. I NEVER want to watch an episode of Lost or BSG again. It just feels like a lie.

    Note to writers. You don't have to do the big mystery thing, you don't have to setup expectations of how its all going to end. Just do a simple episode by episode series (Like ST:TNG, DS9, and Voyager) it works fine, and I'm not left feeling mad.

    1. Re:Babylon 5 by bdh · · Score: 1

      I remember watching B5 when it originally aired, and then seeing something like TNG afterwards, and wondering why the Federation was stumbling around scratching their heads trying to solve a crisis that could have been resolved in five minutes with the tech that they'd discovered or invented about three episodes earlier.

      The simple fact is that nothing really had consequences in TNG, or most shows. What should be universe changing tech (or religion, or social, or whatever) discoveries happened in an episode and were then promptly forgotten. In B5, what looks like a throwaway piece of tech in season one ends up being the resolution to Ivanova's situation in the finale of season four.

      jms said that he saw the ending of the B5 storyline first, and then worked his way back. There were bumps along the way (actors leave, studios screw with you), but as he said, if you're telling the story of a Marine Corps unit in WWII, you still know that the Allies are going to win in the end, it's how you get there.

      With stories like Lost (which I only saw the first season of) and BSG (which I watched with one eye open), it's obvious that the writers are just making up crap as they go along. In the BSG commentaries, Ronald Moore admitted that the writers were deciding the resolutions to mysteries only *after* the mystery had been aired. In other words, there was no logic to who the "final five" were; there was no point for the watchers to try to figure it out, because the writers had not figured it out yet themselves.

      I watched the first season of Lost because everyone was raving about it. There were some good episodes, but overall, it suffered from the Chris Carter effect. There's a difference between having a complex story, and simply throwing unresolved mystery after unresolved mystery on the screen, hoping that something will stick, and then standing back and calling it "brilliant". B5 had just as many mysteries and subplots, and it managed to resolve them *all*.

      If you're scratching your head after a planned series finale, the series is a dud, as far as I'm concerned.

  88. Re:No. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    Carnivale was pretty kick-ass too. I'm still bitter about that one being canceled. (okay, okay... mildly peeved...)

  89. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure they actually did. Got an actual quote?

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  90. Don't waste your time by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No. The show is an empty promise, leading people on without any plan to resolve it. If you watch the first 3 seasons, you'll see weird things that you assume get explained later, but it never happens, and then in the 4th-6th seasons they're clearly just making stuff up as they go, and hoping that you'll forget prior mysteries. The show is all setup and every time you think it has gotten to Act 2 or even Act 3, the writers lose interest in the plot and decide you're in Act 1 again.

    Lost is bad.

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    1. Re:Don't waste your time by Intron · · Score: 1

      That's not true. There's a simple diagram which explains everything.

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  91. Simple... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Bottle is bigger on the inside as it consists of 3-dimensional space folded over the 4th dimension.
    How does she get in and out of the bottle? Teleportation.

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    1. Re:Simple... by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      So you're saying Jeannie lived in a four-dimensional Klein Bottle?

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  92. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Informative

    I mean, under the laws of physics and rational human reason, there's just *no way* that Barbara Eden could fit into that tiny little bottle.

    The term we're looking for here is Willing Suspension of Disbelief, which itself is quite dependant on the fact that while the author's work may not be realistic, it is at least internally consistent.

    However, if you break this internal consistency, turning your work into a mashed goop of misdirected literary intent, convoluted cross reference, stretched idioms, and outright lameness, you end up with a Wall Banger. It's my understanding that this is precisely what happened to Lost. It also happened to BSG. It will basically happen to any story arc centric show in which the writers make shit up as they go along. For some reason, TV producers seem to think this is a good idea. Personally, I would have fired the writers and cancelled Lost in pre-production the moment I found out the writers did not have even a basic narrative plan from day one.

    An example of a show this didn't happen to was Babylon 5. Apparently the writer had a good outline of the entire series mapped out before any shooting began. That's how you tell a long story in television, or anywhere else for that matter. This is pretty basic stuff, usually figured out by most people at around age six when their favourite make believe fairy tale world of swords and sorcery is finally ruined by someones suggestion that the party destroy the orbiting space dreadnought by sabotaging its reactor core. The Lost writers need to take a basic course in how to a) write and b) how to be a GM.

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  93. Indeed! by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Never has that tag been more appropriate.

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  94. It was planned for one season. by Paradigma11 · · Score: 1

    As far as i can remember Lost was planned for one season and 3-4 shows before the grand finale they decided that they could not kill the cash cow and had to make things up on the fly. That was the point when i stopped watching. Guess i didnt miss much.

  95. Re:Why is this on /. at all? Taco a fan then? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    and forgotten.

    Damn, you gave it away. FORGOTTEN is to the spin-off...

  96. don't forget - Ashes To Ashes finished as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it had a pretty similar ending, in that they were all dead, but it worked and was emotionally and logically satisfying.

  97. the only thing worse than a lost fan by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    are those who have to show up in a thread about lost and bash the show

    i never got the show, but obsession with the show is completely harmless. i don't hold it against anyone

    what bother me is people who don't like the show... but have to come in and shit all over someone else's harmless enjoyments

    we all have our quirky likes and dislikes that are easy to ridicule or put down. so what? most socially well-adjusted folk don't have an irrational need to pick on others. if you do have such a need, this reveals nothing about lost, it reveals something about yourself: a poverty of character and some sort of unresolved self-hatred and self-loathing. lose your pathetic need to go out of your way to menace other people's harmless hobbies

    oh who am i kidding... this is the internet. mindless negativity seems like that's what the internet was created for

    carry on then, aggressively ultranegative losers. the internet is yours, unfortunately

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    1. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're doing exactly what you're doing: Ranting about something they disagree with.

      How can you NOT be annoyed to the point of voicing your opinion at all those fscking Lost commercials hyping up every episode?

    2. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ain't that the truth? I've seen more people complaining about Lost discussions than actual discussions. And those discussions are overpeppered with "I'm so glad I stopped watching it in season x" or "I'm glad I never watched it"

    3. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Damek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Meh. We all had to listen to Lost fans rave on about the show for six years. Yawnorama. Critics may be annoying, but it'd be worse to have a never-ending circle-jerk over the show.

    4. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just plain natural evolution. The show sucks... as in nature a predator when hungry and enabled will devour its prey.

      This show deserves the bashing... and being bashed is the only way the real losers (who fed the writers of this load of crap by watching it even when it was obvious it was just about money) will learn a lesson. As someone mentioned the writers probably never though of an ending for the show in the first place.

      So... sit and relax. I would agree with you if the show had anything good on it. (people love wit puzzles and riddles.... but it's not hard to make riddles and puzzles that doesn't have an answer)

    5. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't bother logging in to forums anymore for the reasons you mention, but I just want to say: don't let it get to you. Don't worry about it. I understand where you are coming from and I think we are many who feel like you do, but complaining about it just makes it worse. Internet forums will be negative because the negative losers are more motivated to post than normal folks. They will seem to be in the majority but that's just because the majority won't post at all.

      We need a forum software that enforces the old saying "If you cant say something good, don't say anything at all" ;-) Meanwhile I suggest adding content to positive discussions and ignore the negative ones. Tell people what's good about emacs instead of what's bad about vi (or vice versa!).

    6. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I would much rather enter a thread where everyone just talks about how great the show. Screw discussion. Just praise the show.

    7. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      The first season of Lost *was* something to rave about. Fairly interesting storyline with (supposedly) sane people doing crazy things for reasons that (we've been promised) would be revealed later on. Also well written back stories about the individuals before they reached the island gave a more fleshed out story than something that happened in a purely linear manner.

      Then it all went to pot. Wish I stopped watching with the first season finale.

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    8. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between a harmless show you can like or hate and a show like this. It seems to be built on deception of the audience, i.e the throwing of random shit and calling it a mystery when even the writers have no clue what they're doing. It's fucking bullshit. They even lied about it. It contributes to the idiocracy while getting piles of cash and high ratings and I hope no show like it is made.

    9. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How 'bout an AC who avoided the show, but shows up in the thread to bash the guy bashing the people bashing the show?

    10. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i never got the show, but obsession with the show is completely harmless.

      Your eyes must be brown, you're so full of shit.

      There's a reason why people are pissed off... all of the drones that like this sort of crap are sending the market a signal that there is plenty of money to be made making MORE of this dreck.... drawing resources and opportunity away from the writers and producers who might actually do the sort of thing that sentient humans like.

    11. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by EightBits · · Score: 1

      What bothers me are people who don't like it when other people voice their opinions on the internet . . . but have to come in and shit all over someone else's harmless enjoyments.

    12. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing worst than an (insert fan subject here) are the snooty, egotistical, braniac-poseurs who, through some social dysfunction that is very hard to pronounce, are compelled to poo-poo anyone else's enjoyment in order to feel "cool" or "hip" or superior in some way. It's all the rage in Europe!

    13. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by sam0vi · · Score: 1

      Amen, brother.

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    14. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only thing worse than a loser who shows up in a thread about lost and bash the show... is a loser who shows up to bash people who bash the show

      so are your shitty writing habits pure laziness... or do you actively hate your audience... or do you consider yourself a unique flower with a "special" writing style to call your own

      i just copied your writing style... it's not special anymore

    15. Re:the only thing worse than a lost fan by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      oh who am i kidding... this is the internet. mindless negativity seems like that's what the internet was created for

      carry on then, aggressively ultranegative losers. the internet is yours, unfortunately

      Sadly, a great summary of both this thread and the internet as a whole.

      It's amazing how many people who never watched LOST came by to rant about a show they know nothing about, and to spend modpoints modding up people who never watched the show. It makes it look like no one who actually watched the show had any criticism!

  98. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by FesterDaFelcher · · Score: 1

    No, you see a magnetic harmonic resonance explains how a BIG CLOUD OF FUCKING SENTIENT BLACK SMOKE roams around. Really, it's all science. Atheists rejoice!

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  99. Short Version of the finale. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suddenly the dungeon collapses – you die.

    1. Re:Short Version of the finale. by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Suddenly the dungeon collapses – you die.

      More like: You die and go to heaven with all your loved ones.

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  100. Mod parent way up - "succumbed to its own success" by Animaether · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Parent is absolutely right. Shows like these succumb to their own success.

    This is the problem that faced Lost from season 2 onward. It was never -meant- to be as many seasons long as it ended up being. But when you get such high ratings, the stations pretty much force you to produce more content (read:filler), dragging the story on and on, and eventually you end up having so much going on in the show, that the ending you had envisioned by the time you wrote the pilot, that the ending will no longer work and you've got just a few shows (if being abruptly canceled. Hi, Heroes) to try and tie things up - which is, invariably, a mess.
    ( Let's see how Heroes fares with their cancellation. )

    Sadly, hardly any station would allow you to specify in the contract that the show will be N seasons or episodes long with key plot elements from the pilot to the finale, with little room in other (filler) episodes for the station managers to get their egotripping time. The only way to get -that- is with a miniseries.. 2-4 episodes ..which aren't well-suited for shows designed as a series.

    I stopped watching mid-way through season 3.. don't bother telling me it gets better in season 4; after reading the short summary in the top post here, it could be the most brilliant made-for-TV work of our generation.. and I still wouldn't care to see it.

  101. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by uncmathguy · · Score: 1

    As an atheist myself, I have to agree with linzeal. It's not that the show promoted any particular religion (okay, maybe Catholicism), but most atheists don't believe in ghosts going on to a better place filled with light and happiness after they die. Not believing in an afterlife makes the last two hours of the show rather ridiculous. The show had in the past given rational explanations for events, even if they were of the type: for some reason, the island's strange electro-magnetic properties allow it to travel in time. That's scientific -- just far fetched, hypothetical science.
    Yes, it is a work of fiction. But there are different places at which viewers of fiction suspend their disbelief. I would have no problem watching a show whose premise was: a group of strangers find themselves in purgatory, and they they must work through their past deeds together to find piece. That is different than what happened hear. Even if you accept everything that happened up until the final episode, it is a huge leap to "explain" it all with the supernatural as if it were the most natural explanation possible.

  102. As someone who has not watched and is proud of it by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    Let me weigh in with my two cents. I feel justified in commenting because this is the kind of show I would have watched and enjoyed and ultimately been annoyed by had I not been warned off.

    Make-it-up-as-you-go storytelling with the writers acting smug that you never figured it out as it went along. Lax, lazy, ignorant work that was not immediately apparent because of likable characters, superficially interesting storytelling, and an intriguing premise.

    X-Files really set the gold standard for this kind of thing. Chris Carter intended for the show to be episodic and tossed in the hints of a larger conspiracy as a bit of fluff. The fans latched onto that and thought these were breadcrumbs leading to a larger mystery, a great big crusty loaf of bread. And by the time we finally got to the end of the series, all we had was a large pile of stale bread crumbs and no bread! No cake, either.

    BSG was the biggest disappointment since X-Files and for pretty much exactly the same reasons. Fortunately I gave up on it early on and so didn't experience the wall-banging frustration of Space Hendrix and All Along the Watchtower, of that final episode with Mitochondrial Eve and the smug inconclusion. I mean I read about it and saw people raging, obviously, but it wasn't personal for me at this point.

    All of the Lost followers I know are looking exactly like me back when Phantom Menace came out, going through the five stages of fan grief when they realize it's all been a big waste of time.

    First there's denial, insisting there was nothing wrong with the movie/show and that how it resolved was how the creator(s) intended from the beginning.

    Second comes cognitive dissonance as the fan realizes what they were handed was a pile of shit and that does not square with their expectations.

    Third is rationalization, trying to explain that while some parts might have sucked, taken as a whole the work still has merit.

    Fourth is realization where the fan admits to himself that it looks like shit, smells like shit, and tastes like shit because it is, indeed, shit. Even if the work started out well like a large multi-volume fantasy series, early seasons of a television show, the original movie before the purposeless sequels, all merit is gone at this point, leeched out the moment the word "franchise" was used. Some say the work will end in fire, Some say in ice, but now we've seen the end of it and it's naught but shit. This is about the stage where one's childhood feels anally violated, usually by a man with a beard and no neck.

    The fifth stage is anger and that's where any fan's sentiments will remain. Some will remain seething for the rest of their days but most of us will cool to a feeling of loss and regret for what might have been.

    So, Lost fans, while I don't share your loss, I feel your pain.

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  103. Lazy, lazy writing by positronica · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does any one else think that the writers were making up even the finale as they went along? Personally, I think the explanation of the flash sideways = limbo was something they tacked on at the very last minute. In fact, if you re-examine the last season, I think it’s clear that the flash sideways was originally intended to be a true parallel reality of sorts.

    1. A submerged/sunken version of the island was shown in the flash sideways world.
    2. Kima, a murderer that everyone on the island hated, was present in the flash sideways world.
    3. In the beginning on the flash sideways, it was implied that it took something like a near-death-experience to catch glimpses of the other timeline. By the end though, apparently any strong emotion was enough.
    4. Faraday in the flash sideways specifically thought that the flash sideways was the result of something they had done with a nuclear bomb.
    5. When Widmore put Desmond in the magnet shack, the impression was given that Desmond was able to jump between both realities.
    6. Some of the Lostaways had pretty harsh and painful lives in the flash sideways which would seem weird for a group created dream world.
    7. When fake-Locke cut Jack's neck on the island, his neck in the flash sideways began to bleed as well.
    8. Eloise didn't want Desmond messing with things in the flash sideways.

    Now, I'm sure if you try hard enough, all of the above can be explained away, but taken as a whole, I think its obvious that the writers created the ending of the flash sideways world completely on the fly, and I would go so far as to say there's good evidence that they didn't even figure out what they were going to do until quite a ways into the finale itself. In fact, it’s entirely possible that even during the concert in the finale the writers still hadn't figured out how they were going to end things. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't figure out what to do until the point when they were trying to figure out what Jack would find inside his dad's coffin.

    P.S. And I get so sick of people defending the show by saying "Its about the characters." That's like defending a Michael Bay movie by saying "Its about the FX." A good show should be about the story, of which characters, plot, and presentation are all a part.

    1. Re:Lazy, lazy writing by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I would mod you up. That's exactly what I was thinking. They didn't plan the ending until pretty close to writing it, or even in the middle of writing it.

      But there was this funny sort of feeling during the show - when all the alternate characters were "remembering". And they were remembering by pairing up, in most cases. Finding their "one true love" or their some significant other. And in the middle of that, back on the island, the smoke monster dead (why do you need a cork when all the wine is gone), and Jack decides he's not going with Kate... Somehow, saving the island has become more important to him than the people he loves.

      And that sort of flies in the face of any idea that it's a story that really about the people, and not the setting. Because if that was really the point the writers were making, they could have just "let go" of the island right there.

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    2. Re:Lazy, lazy writing by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I agree with every bit. That ending was so tacked on it wasn't even funny. They clearly had a whole different intent for the flash-sideways.

    3. Re:Lazy, lazy writing by Gabrosin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      6. Some of the Lostaways had pretty harsh and painful lives in the flash sideways which would seem weird for a group created dream world.

      You just nailed the whole point of the flash-sideways world. The entire point.

      The characters of the show, in some stage of their afterlife, were given the opportunity to experience what life without the island would have been like. How and why this happens is left unexplained, though it's pretty consistent with a number of religious beliefs about the nature of the afterlife and the re-examination of your own life as a part of that. It wasn't "heaven". It wasn't some fantasy world where everyone gets everything they ever want and nothing ever goes wrong. It was a place where the souls of the dead got to see what things would have been like if their one big wish ("I wish we had never crashed on that damn island") had come true.

      And you know what? No one was happy. Not one of the characters had a happier existence without the island.

      Gradually, as the characters began to encounter each other, they began to receive their awakening, remembering the events of the island, of their past lives. And with the perspective of their life in the "islandless world" of the afterlife, they came to realize that while the island was brutal and hard and in some cases deadly, it made their lives better, happier in the long run. With that enlightenment, they were ready to move on to the next stage of the afterlife, also left undefined.

      Are you willing to go along with the writers of the show and accept this as the nature of the afterlife in the Lost world? Feel free to object based on your personal beliefs; after all, no one knows the answer for certain. But for this story, that's how it works. Either that's satisfying to you, or it isn't. But it certainly didn't seem like it was all "made up at the last minute".

      Faraday remembers attempting to detonate the nuclear bomb because he's started along the path to enlightenment, to remembrance, but he only has a tiny piece of the puzzle.

      Eloise has apparently had full enlightenment, but she's not ready to move on, instead selfishly trying to keep her son around. She fears Desmond will take him away from this existence, where she doesn't have to constantly confront the reality that she sent him to his death.

      Jack's neck bleeding and Desmond's awakening corresponding with events of the real timeline is just artistic license. Jack's neck bleeding is part of his remembrance process; Desmond's remembrance occurs and he takes it upon himself to speed along the remembrance of the others by pushing them into situations with each other.

      Did they make up the whole thing at the start of season six? Quite possibly. I don't know why everyone puts such weight behind the notion of knowing every detail of the end of a story before you begin to tell it. Yes, many storytellers have gotten so far off-track that they couldn't possibly make it back on. I don't think Lost reached that point. Some details were left unexplained, but the majority were answered, even if those answers don't satisfy everyone who was looking for an entirely non-mystical explanation.

    4. Re:Lazy, lazy writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the evidence is much stronger that the flash sideways was an intentional red herring (and filler content for half a season) rather than the writers making things up as they went along.

      All of the theories regarding the flash sideways are predicated on Desmond being Widmore's "failsafe" due to his ability in season 3(?) to swap back and forth between times and retain his memory.

      But from the beginning of the flash sideways time, it wasn't Desmond that brought knowledge of the original time into the flash sideways, it was Charlie after his near-death experience. So the whole "desmond will merge them together" train of thought was wishful thinking with little evidence to begin with, and got to be a worse theory the more people in the flash sideways that had the original timeline "revealed" to them in similar ways. Desmond was never shown to be special in the flash sideways over anyone else, other than wearing a suit and a smile while he worked with Charlie and Hurley to bring everyone together.

    5. Re:Lazy, lazy writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. A submerged/sunken version of the island was shown in the flash sideways world

      You mean the sideways world that THEY created?

      2. Kima, a murderer that everyone on the island hated, was present in the flash sideways world.

      Keamy? And they killed him. He didn't get to move on.

      3. In the beginning on the flash sideways, it was implied that it took something like a near-death-experience to catch glimpses of the other timeline. By the end though, apparently any strong emotion was enough.

      You don't think a near-death experience is emotional enough?

      4. Faraday in the flash sideways specifically thought that the flash sideways was the result of something they had done with a nuclear bomb.

      Because he was remembering what he was intending to do before he died.
      I think from that, we can assume that they don't know what happened between when they died and when they woke up in purgatory.

      5. When Widmore put Desmond in the magnet shack, the impression was given that Desmond was able to jump between both realities.

      Yes, that impression WAS given. Just like we were given the impression that the sideways world was an alternate reality, just like we were given the impression that Desmond in the hatch and Juliet in her house were flashbacks, just like we were given the impression that Juliet in Miami was occuring on the island.
      Are you getting the point yet?
      (http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_twist)

      6. Some of the Lostaways had pretty harsh and painful lives in the flash sideways which would seem weird for a group created dream world.

      I believe they were punishing themselves.
      Like Locke and his father, and Ben and his father. Jack losing his father's coffin again. They had yet to "let go" or something.

      7. When fake-Locke cut Jack's neck on the island, his neck in the flash sideways began to bleed as well.

      The sideways world doesn't happen at the same time.
      The coincidences are purely narrative.
      It has been a regular occurrence over the last 6 seasons that things that have happened in flashbacks mirror or echo things happening on the island.

      Sawyer unplugged the vending machine at the same time as Desmond unplugging the island. Oohh, spooky!

      8. Eloise didn't want Desmond messing with things in the flash sideways.

      Eloise, for whatever reason, already knew what was going on, but chose to STAY there with Faraday, because of her guilt over killing him, and she was quite happy to see him happy and live with him there.

      Now, I'm sure if you try hard enough, all of the above can be explained away

      Almost all of the above is really obvious and hinted at in the show. I'm sorry you didn't "get it", and hopefully there will eventually be a statement made by the producers about when they developed certain elements of the show.
      The writers/producers HAVE said that they worked out each season at the beginning of each season.

      I personally enjoy the irony that everyone thought the FIRST season was purgatory, and like to think that the producers knew at that time that they would eventually introduce purgatory into the story while denying that the island was purgatory.

      Yes, it's entirely possible that it was made up on the fly. But I don't believe it was, and there is no overwhelming evidence of this fact.
      None of what you're indicating is good evidence that anything was made up.

      The fact that season 6 was extended by one episode BEFORE they started writing it is proof that they knew exactly where the season was going.

  104. Should Have Ended More Realistically, Like This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damon Lindelof: [speaking to Yossarian...I mean Jack] All you have to do is be our pal.
    Carlton Cuse: Say nice things about us.
    Damon Lindelof: Tell the folks at home what a good job we're doing. Take our offer Jack.
    Carlton Cuse: Either that or we'll cast you in our next show.

  105. Ashes to Ashes by Brackney · · Score: 1

    The BBC series "Ashes to Ashes" also finished up over the weekend, and it was a far more satisfying conclusion to both that series and its predecessor "Life on Mars." Well done, and a great send off for DCI Gene Hunt. I highly recommend both BBC series to folks who enjoyed Lost. Avoid the American remake of LoM though...

    1. Re:Ashes to Ashes by ScottySniper · · Score: 0

      Yeah, American Life on Mars was dire. Instead of actually dying and being in limbo (in our version), the Americans literally made it that he was on a spaceship. To Mars. In 2035. And that going back to the 70's was a dream in his suspended animation... Talk about losing the plot.

    2. Re:Ashes to Ashes by CarbonShell · · Score: 1

      I'm no fan of Lost, but a big fan of A2A and it was a very good ending.
      To be blunt, I had never thought of the resolution as it turned out so I was actually positively surprised.

      If you think about it, the entire show was written out well before they filmed it, thus the ending actually does not feel forced or off the mark.

      Phillip Glenister deserves an award, not only one for the entire show, but for that last episode an extra one. Though there never was a A2A planned, LoM should have been a 3 season show and then end.

      Sad to see the show end, but better to go out while on top!

      Cheers Gene Genie, and thanks for the great show!

  106. You knew nothing of the sort by Xaximus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I knew from the begining they had no plan to really end the series, so, I never bothered to even try to get into it. I'm sorry if you did. Next time, choose more wisely.

    You knew nothing of the sort. We were told time and time again that there was a plan, it was all plotted out, and it would all come together and questions would be answered. We were lied to.

    1. Re:You knew nothing of the sort by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      And you failed to detect a lie over 6 years that took me one summer's weekend of sitting through my brother's DVD box sets. Why?

    2. Re:You knew nothing of the sort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you have a knack for predicting the future. Go buy some lotto tickets.

    3. Re:You knew nothing of the sort by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      You knew nothing of the sort. We were told time and time again that there was a plan, it was all plotted out, and it would all come together and questions would be answered. We were lied to.

      I believe the appropriate term here is "credulous."

      Nobody who actually watched the show should have had the impression there were any "answers" forthcoming at all.

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    4. Re:You knew nothing of the sort by LordArgon · · Score: 1

      This. A thousand times this. It's my biggest disappointment - that they effectively lied to us with double talk and broken promises.

      Lies and sawdust...

  107. Re:I dont give 0.5 shits. I didnt watch a single e by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    Well, thanks for coming by and wasting your precious time to comment on a show you "dont [sic] give 0.5 shits]" about...

  108. the whole point of LOST was lost after season 1 by zelik · · Score: 1

    This whole series was a nighttime adapted version of daytime soap dramas with "edgier" theme and bigger budget cinematography. The writers obviously had no idea where to take the script anymore and had to extend the whole series beyond it's intended life. Seriously, compare LOST to any of those ridiculous "days of our lives" or "as the world turns" dramas that have lasted for eons with outlandish plot twists and you'll find the writers must be moonlighting for LOST. It's sad, the whole series could have ended in 3 seasons but Hollywood wanted to milk as much out of this cow as they could before people found out milk doesn't do the body good.

  109. Utter disappointment. by bobdotorg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thought for sure that in the last episode they would find Gilligan.

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    1. Re:Utter disappointment. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Thought for sure that in the last episode they would find Gilligan.

      I don't know about you, but with that golden glow, smoke monster, and the Time Travel, I was sure it was going to be an Orb from "The Adventures of Brisco County Jr." down there.

    2. Re:Utter disappointment. by BillX · · Score: 1

      Heh. Throughout the latter half of season 6, I kept thinking, "this is The Goonies for adults". When they were lowering Desmond into the cave-full-o-gold, and he's asking to the effect of, "well, what do I do?"

      "Grab as much of One-Eyed Willy's treasure as you can carry, and get the hell out of there! If you see Chunk down there, tell 'im I said heya.

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  110. Is there a place I can find a summary by Parlett316 · · Score: 1

    Of the entire series?

  111. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    na, it's there there

  112. That wasn't the real finale by kseise · · Score: 1

    I don't event think that was the real finale. If one thing really defined the show this season, it was the ever present and really fucking obnoxious big red "V" that kept showing up in all the wrong places, like over subtitles, etc. Clearly, this could not have been a real episode, since there was no "V" intrusion.

    1. Re:That wasn't the real finale by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      I think that had more to do with the prior finale of "V" than the finale of Lost.

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  113. Re:No. by slodan · · Score: 1

    The Wire.

  114. Excuse me by sortius_nod · · Score: 0, Troll

    I don't live in a "hatch" (wtf is that?) and I had no idea the series had ended. My media intake is not one of TV series that I have no interest in.

    While I'm usually the first to defend some of the more edge of "nerd" articles, this is just stupid.

    Offend me and then attempt to spark a conversation about something I don't know anything about. Nice one CmdrTaco.

  115. I'ts about time by MeNeXT · · Score: 1

    It's about time it ended. I managed to tune in almost halfway into season 2. One day It's not safe to walk into the forest the next the danger just disappears. No explanation. No reason. I can write like that.

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  116. Re:No. by TrippTDF · · Score: 1

    I can't hear anything, I was blown. - Tobias Funke

  117. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    I didn't watch the show, but if they were going after the Christian market, they failed miserably. None of the people that I know are professing Christians ever talked about Lost (not that none of the people who I know who talked about Lost are professing Christians, just that if they are, I am unaware of it). However, almost all of the "mystical" stuff I heard people talking about from the show was incompatible with a Christian worldview.

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  118. Lost Fan STILL! by iontyre · · Score: 1

    Complete scientific explanations are great, and sure it would have been interesting to get a few more of those out of Lost, but the Island was NEVER what the show was about: it was about the people. Every moment of the show was about the people; how they reacted to the stresses they faced (plane crash, mysterious monsters, evil island residents, lack of rescue, pressing button on a short timescale, uncontrolled time shifts, loves lost, loves gained, etc, etc, etc.) Why do you think we got all the flashbacks/flashforwards/flashsideways!? The Island was just a strange, mysterious setting in which to put the characters and watch them react.

    Personally, I love the fact we actually don't know what happened to Ford/Kate, etal. on the plane that did leave the island. According to Christian, they may well have gotten back to civilization and lived long lives. I love the fact that Ben was STILL conflicted, and even though forgiven, not yet ready to move on. I don't yet know what to make of the fact that Michael and Walt were missing, yet the dog was there with Jack at the end.

    If a show answers ALL the questions, what is the point? Lost gave us something to think about long after the show has ended. I am grateful it was here, shining brightly in the current wasteland of mindless, idiotic, juvenile reality tv!

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  119. Jacob's Ladder... by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

    Jacob's Ladder did it much better.

  120. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    story arc centric show in which the writers make shit up as they go along. For some reason, TV producers seem to think this is a good idea.

    That reason is money: Short term profit is the ONLY thing that matters to TV producers.

    Long term? Who the hell cares, they'll be working at another studio by then, a better one if they make a lot of short-term money in the interim.

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  121. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by TermV · · Score: 1

    So the afterlife was more ridiculous than all the other ridiculous concepts like smoke monsters and time travelling islands just because you are an athiest? Come on. I'm an athiest and I just considered the whole series as rather outlandish fiction. I don't particularly care if they present a religious aspect because to me it's the same thing as any other fictional plot device.

    As others have pointed out, Lost at some point reached a point where the series outlived its intended story arc and the writers scratched their head and said where can we go from here? The plot became more and more outlandish until it broke out of my suspension of disbelief and to be honest I stopped caring about the island as much. Personally I think the writers were smart to just discard the convoluted, steaming pile of dung they created and focus on wrapping up the characters. I don't think there was any way they could tie up all the loose ends with the island in a way that would satisfy people because it would clash with what they had built up in their imagination. People connected emotionally to the characters so it was a smart alternative to tie up a few loose ends and then give the characters closure.

  122. Re:Mod parent up by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

    Hypocrisy rocks, dude!

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  123. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how being an athiest would deter you from watching a work of fiction.

    When B5 pulled the "OMG alien angels!" crap, I stopped watching. You know why? Fuck that hack writer, angels aren't a universal image of good, they're from one part of the world, and I'm offended. I don't mind Ancient Astronaut storylines, but cultural imperialism like that is icky.

    I tried watching it again later on: The captain was beaten and tortured, he jumped out of a tall window in a deep hole while his broke the dome, let in the toxic atmosphere and asploded with three space-nukes. That was a season finale, and I stopped watching again when I realized that all of that had failed to kill the guy. Bleark.

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  124. Lost Untangled - Brought to you By M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lost untangled will not be on my list as the sponsor is none other than M$ trying to push their drug, Vista 7. M$ will do whatever it can to push their DRM infested non free software, even use astroturfers on multiple accounts to shill for M$. Even $lashdot is now shilling for M$. Once M$ dies so will all non-free software. Even $lashdot will die once M$ is dead.

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    1. Re:Lost Untangled - Brought to you By M$ by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Jesus fuck twitter's still here!

      Only he could take a discussion about Lost and turn it into a Microsoft bashing sham. Bravo.

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    2. Re:Lost Untangled - Brought to you By M$ by jwilcox154 · · Score: 1

      Better be careful there, otherwise twitter may punish you in the worst possible way; by placing you on his troll zoo and calling you a shill for Microsoft or an "M$ astroturfer". ;)

  125. Quantum Leap all over again. by Derblet · · Score: 1

    I gave up on Lost during the second series. Actually, probably about half way through. I thought, 'these people are taking the piss'.

  126. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by hesiod · · Score: 1

    I agree. They threw in a stained glass window with many religions' symbols to try and make you think they were being all-inclusive, but the name was a dead giveaway.

  127. Re:No. by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    Most TV? Certainly. But there are the occasional gems that make it worthwhile. A few examples of current, excellent shows include Better Off Ted (sadly canceled), Dexter, and Gravity (weird show on Starz about a suicide group).

    Ted is gone? Shit! I knew it was inexplicably too good for network TV. I know! Let's bring on another police procedural!

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  128. In defense of Lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I'll give you all the point that the series was unnecessarily twisted and drawn out. It could have benefited from being 4 seasons instead of 6. Also, it's true that we didn't really learn anything about the island, the light, or the significance of many things that seem, in retrospect, to be plot devices. The Slashdot audience should not be expected to forgive these errors. But, while this show did have a flimsy skeleton there was plenty of emotional meat attached to it. Lost gave us a host of deep and compelling characters that network television almost never delivers. We loved and hated them (and sometimes both ...) so strongly that despite the achingly twisted, suspenseful, drawn-out plot, many of us kept tuning in to see what happens to them.

        In fact, I think what we have witnessed is that the Lost writers pulled off a Reverse Lucas. There were almost no compelling characters in the Star Wars prequels and plot was a device upon which to hang special effects and all in service of telling a story with a well-known conclusion. In Lost, the story almost never makes sense. There is no conclusion. Everyone dies and essentially nothing happens. But the characters kept many of us coming back.

    In that way, I think that the ending was completely appropriate. There were no real answers. Any fan of the show knew there never would be answers. But any fan who stayed on for the entirety of the series loved the characters and it was gratifying and entirely appropriate to see them reunited at the end.

  129. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me, too. Another show that infurated me was I Dream of Jeannie. I mean, under the laws of physics and rational human reason, there's just *no way* that Barbara Eden could fit into that tiny little bottle.

    Damn, it all makes sense now! Jeannie was a Time Lord!

    Exactly why her TARDIS's chameleon circuit decided an Arabian(ish) lamp was the ideal disguise for the time is still baffling, though...

  130. Another Show I Never Saw an Episode Of by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    Another one of those over hyped shows that goes out with much publicity and paid for frenzy. I see this topic on the NEWS, in all the magazines, even here on Slashdot. And all for some show that people have mistaken for being full of depth when like every other show it just threw itself up there and invented itself as it went along. Good for those guys for tap dancing as long as they could and suckering suckers. That's the show I enjoy watching.

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  131. JJAbrams Box by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

    I never really got into lost, probably because I figured out how JJAbrams makes plots.

    Every show he does has this thing I call the "JJAbarms box". Basically, Imagine you're in a room with a guy and a big box. the guy says there's something special in the box. your mind goes nuts trying to figure out what that special something is. Finally once your mind is in this "whatsinthebox!whatsinthebox!" loop, he opens the box to reveal another box saying that theres something special in that box. rinse and repeat.

    I find it ironic that the last box in lost was in fact a pine box with nothing inside it.

    1. Re:JJAbrams Box by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Are you aware that JJ Abrams pretty much had nothing to do with Lost? He directed a pilot, but the concept of the show, and the execution of the show for all 6 years was "Darlton".

      You might as well suggest that Reaper was all Kevin Smith, even though someone else came up with a concept, he directed the pilot, and had nothing to do with the show ever again.

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    2. Re:JJAbrams Box by CrashandDie · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you just watched JJ Abrams' presentation at TED and forgot about it?

  132. so many haters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, so many haters and only one comment worth reading:
    http://entertainment.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1662826&cid=32322712

    As for the show itself, it had excellent music, actors, and writing. Sure, there were some boring moments, and there will always be some unsolved mysteries, but the overall show was very satisfying and entertaining.

  133. Re:No. by bobdotorg · · Score: 1

    Can we all agree that most t.v. just sucks big sweaty donkey balls?

    How can this be mod'ed as a troll? Seriously. Is there a moderator out there that _doesn't_ think that most TV sucks big sweaty donkey balls?

    And if so, I'd like to lock him overnight in a storage container with one of those smug 'Well actually, I don't even own a TV' fuckers.

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  135. The writers did have a plan by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

    It's clear the writers started with a clear concept: a glorified episode of "The Ghost Whisper" touching the still-raw grief of 9/11 with its plane-crash imagery. But between the pilot and the finale, they had to generate a lot of X-files-ish filler to keep the air of mystery - and that's where the hype and mythology sort of ran away on them.

    1. Re:The writers did have a plan by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Did you even watch the show?

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  136. Re:Mod parent way up - "succumbed to its own succe by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    You could not be more wrong.

    "Darlton" wanted to tell a sci-fantasy story set on this island about good battling evil. It started to drag in season 2 because they didn't know how long they had to go, and felt they needed to stretch things out. They negotiated a specific end date because they didn't want to pad the story. And from the moment they negotiated that end date, the pace picked up.

    The best thing about Lost is that they struck a deal to remove the filler and focus on telling a very specific story with a very specific end date.

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  137. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully a good GM, otherwise the series would have ended with a cow or Thor-shot wasted on the group.

  138. The fundamental problem with Lost by igorthefiend · · Score: 1

    What the audience wanted : answers
    What the writers wanted : to make more episodes of Lost

    The two being pretty much mutually exclusive until the point that the series was scheduled to end is what made it such a frustrating experience.

    1. Re:The fundamental problem with Lost by bunratty · · Score: 1

      The writers made a deal with ABC to end the show after six seasons. The writers made sure to plan for the end and provide answers to all the big mysteries. If you're not satisfied with the answers given, it's your choice, dude. Just like Lost, you can either wallow in misery or accept what happened and move on. If it's any consolation, I forgive you.

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    2. Re:The fundamental problem with Lost by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      What the audience wanted : answers
      What the writers wanted : to make more episodes of Lost

      The two being pretty much mutually exclusive until the point that the series was scheduled to end is what made it such a frustrating experience.

      Those ideas are not mutually exclusive at all. Soap opera writers do it all the time. As old mysteries get solved, new mysteries are introduced.

      If the show was well written (and it certainly was not) then there would be maybe six mysteries floating around at any given time. Some mysteries would get solved, while new mysteries would be created. But, throughout the series the viewer would get closer and closer to finally understanding how everything is connected, and where it all leads. In the finale, all the loose ends would be tied up, and the viewer would understand the writer's vision.

      Lost was just sloppy, ad-hoc, story telling with a tacked-on, cop-out, ending.

  139. Who forgot Breaking Bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We just started watching BB, and we're hooked. If Joel & Ethan Coen had to produce a TV show, this would be it. It's the darkest comedy ever made for TV.

  140. Wow, so many cynics by RockGrumbler · · Score: 1

    I've watched the series in it's entirety and I enjoyed the finale. I don't understand the vitriol here though. I feel like the writers did have a plan and the last couple of episodes felt like they were cramming too much stuff in because they paced it wrong. It was a little bottom heavy, but not BAD or AWFUL. They followed the Abrams formula of hyping the mystery and trying to give answers without being super concrete while implying the truth. This approach is an alternative to midichlorians, and is most definitely on purpose. Lost, just like any other good show, was character driven. The sci-fi aspects were just the setting. The finale gave some closure to the characters and some good implications on what created the electromagnet forces (hint: a volcano). If you enjoyed the mystery and characters of the show and are SO ANGRY that the ending wasn't up to your expectations. You may have have a hard time being happy in life. Enjoy the fucking journey babies.

  141. Apparently Lost is lost on me by kernelcache · · Score: 1

    Lost is like sticking yourself in the eye with a needle in order to change your view. A few jokes: Q: If you use GPS on Lost how do you know where you're going? A: You don't, because you're already there. Q: How many Lost characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Zero, the island does it for you. Q: What do the writers of Lost do in their spare time? A: They define how something can be Lost and then lose it...then spend the rest of the time trying to find what was lost only to discover that what was lost now is found...wait that wasn't a joke, but the cruel reality that Lost was, is, and will be a time-suck in re-run form; though is that even possible? Oh, please stop this mental torture...I'm going back to "Who wants to be a millionare?" In fact I would create a show called "Would you like a million bucks?" and then just ask a person if they wanted say $100 and go up to $1 million. At the end the person would need to decided (gulp)...if they wanted $1 million dollars...oh the suspense!!!!!

  142. Nun... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...es war Art klein...

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  143. Don't forget Pretty Wild!! by earls · · Score: 1

    I don't know what's better, that or Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Gems, SON.

  144. Fucking haters by Enderandrew · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    For six years I've heard people bitch incessantly about how this show will never reveal answers. They said you wouldn't see the monster for six-seven years. Then you see the monster in season 1.

    The show provided answer after answer after answer.

    Still people bitched and said they hated the show. But for some crazy reason they continued to watch for years.

    Lost had the most perfect finale I've ever seen for a show (topping ST:TNG). This was a rare case in which they did have a clear idea for a story from the beginning. So many concepts hinted at early had massive reveals later. They told the story they wanted to tell. If you truly hated it, then no one forced you to watch it for six years. Not a soul.

    So why did you watch it? I suspect deep down you did really love it. And if you think you were cheated, then you're not really thinking clearly. What more did you want? Did you want "midichlorian" explanations?

    "Across The Sea" demonstrated how simply spoon-feeding you answers isn't particularly entertaining. If you didn't enjoy the show, you should have stopped watching. But personally, I thoroughly enjoyed the fuck out of it. It was the most intelligent and in depth story I've ever seen told. The problem with so many other complex stories of this scope is that they fall off the deep end and don't end well (Dark Tower, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The Prisoner). Lost broke the mold is actually giving you coherent answers and a great finale. Seriously, name another story on this scale that was told better.

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  145. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Spaham · · Score: 1

    only the authors said many times in public, at comicon, during interviews that there WOULD be scientific explainations, that it would add up.
    They sure found a way to add things up :
    0 + 0 * 0 = 0
    nothing happened, ever. Nothing to prove, or explain.
    (yeah, I'm pissed off)

  146. Never watched by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    I don't have TV, so have never seen the show. Yet, friends and coworkers talk about in incessantly. All I hear is how awful it is because it never explains anything. My response "why the hell do you watch it then."

    Also, living in Ohio, I wonder the same thing about Cleveland sports. You know it is going to end in a disaster... why waste your time watching it?

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  147. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by bwalling · · Score: 1

    a group of strangers find themselves in purgatory, and they they must work through their past deeds together to find piece. That is different than what happened hear.That is what happened here. It's a mix of a number of mythologies and theologies, but that's basically what happened in this show.

    Even if you accept everything that happened up until the final episode, it is a huge leap to "explain" it all with the supernatural as if it were the most natural explanation possible.

    They're not saying it's the most logical explanation, only that it's the story they told.

  148. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
    Wow. You completely missed the point of the show. Your problem is not that you are an atheist. The problem is that you suffer from Asperger syndrome and atheism is just a side effect of it.

    LOST, was a human drama about relationships, faith, betrayal and redemption. Other shows like Battlestar Galactica were also human dramas with similar themes that just took place in a different place and time.

    The island and all of the weird things that happened there was just window dressing for the main story which was about the survivors of that oceanic flight, the man in black, Richard and Jacob.

    I hope that one day, you will wake up and realize that the point of life is to have meaningful relationships with the people around you placed there to guide and nurture and with the god that created you. Every thing that happens, happens for a reason. Each of us only has a short period of time on this planet so use it wisely.

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  149. Re:As someone who has not watched and is proud of by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    So you're an expert on a show that you never watched?

    You're offended by people acting smug? Look in the mirror.

    This was not X-Files or BSG. This really was the exact opposite. This was amazingly enough a well thought out show that didn't drag on too long. They had a specific arc for X number of episodes and told the story they wanted to tell in that time. They had the end planned from the beginning, and it really shows. It is amazing how consistent the show is, and how well everything paid off that they set up earlier.

    Don't try and judge something you know nothing about.

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  150. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by bwalling · · Score: 1

    John Locke, Jeremy Bentham, Dharma, etc. I assume that giant statue represents some mythology. That asian dude in the temple probably represents something as well. Jakob & his brother are probably Tao or something (I don't know much about that, just making something up). This show was all over the place, borrowing from everywhere.

  151. Season 6 was a complete disapoimtment by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I too am very dissatisfied with LOST. Some things were just badly written. To me this goes back at least to when Charlie died, even though water physically could not have filled the room above the broken port hole, and continued through the final episode, where suddenly Jack, Kate and the rest were traveling across vast stretches of the island in hours or minutes when it had previously taken days to cover so much ground. And even things that were supposedly explained this season made no sense if you look at the whole story. The smoke monster was revealed to have caused the appearance of several deal people, including Jack's father. But we also know that smokey could not leave the island. Yet Jack also saw his dead father manifested while he was in L.A., before returning to the Island. How can a viewer even hope to figure out anything in a story when they do stuff like that?

    There were many many story holes, far too many for me to list here. But one that really needed some sort of explanation was the Darma food drop that happened shortly after the crash and saved Hurley from a much needed diet. Why was there a Darma food drop if all of Darma had been killed years earlier? Who did it, and what else are they doing? How did they even make a food drop on the Island, the mysterious nature of the Island should have made it unreachable by air, Darma had to use a sub to get there other times. But the message to viewers who were trying to actually figure out the story and make some sense of it was "screw you, the writers don't care about such things, we just want to have melodramatic deaths and church scenes with the major cast (but curiously none of the extras who also died).

    And the ending made no sense at all taken with the departure of Kate, Sawyer and Clair on the plane. How does Kate end up at the funeral dead if she managed to fly off the island alive? Why even bother to get that group to the plane, if it is meaningless if they reached it or not?

    The writers of Lost promised that they had a full story in mind when the series started, that they were not just making it up as they went along. That either wasn't true or they were some of the worst writers in history.

    Some shows are just entertainment. The viewer knows not to spend any time trying to figure out much of anything, because it would be time wasted. But Lost presented itself as something different. It claimed to have an underlying logic behind it. Viewers were encouraged to try to understand the riddles of the island. In the end the loyal viewers were betrayed.

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    1. Re:Season 6 was a complete disapoimtment by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 2, Informative

      How does Kate end up at the funeral dead if she managed to fly off the island alive?

      Christian Shepard: "Everyone dies some time."

      They spoon-fed that one to you and you missed it.

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    2. Re:Season 6 was a complete disapoimtment by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Here's a quote you'll like, said either during or after Season 1:

      Acknowledging the bizarre elements, Lindelof was quick to point out: "This show isn't 'The X-Files.' Everything that happens to these characters is grounded to reality as we know it. Time and space are not bent."

    3. Re:Season 6 was a complete disapoimtment by gmb61 · · Score: 1

      And the ending made no sense at all taken with the departure of Kate, Sawyer and Clair on the plane. How does Kate end up at the funeral dead if she managed to fly off the island alive? Why even bother to get that group to the plane, if it is meaningless if they reached it or not?

      For all we know, Kate lived to an old age, then died and went to the "purgatory" funeral in the altiverse. Remember, Christian told Jack that some of the people at the funeral had died before him, and some had died long after him. Kate could very well have been one of those who died long after Jack. Since there was no "now" in the altiverse (as explained by Christian), time was irrelevant there and all the people who had died at various different times were able to gather together there before moving on to the afterlife.

    4. Re:Season 6 was a complete disapoimtment by bigngamer92 · · Score: 1

      And the ending made no sense at all taken with the departure of Kate, Sawyer and Clair on the plane. How does Kate end up at the funeral dead if she managed to fly off the island alive? Why even bother to get that group to the plane, if it is meaningless if they reached it or not?

      They could have died whenever. The point was that eventually everyone dies. Hurley was the one that bugged me, since he is set up as being the Island Guardian who would protect the thing forever but he died just like everyone else.

      But I agree on the Darma drop, Walt and many other holes. Oh well, I still enjoyed the show for the time I watched it. Back to watching some comedies and Discovery shows.

    5. Re:Season 6 was a complete disapoimtment by discord5 · · Score: 1

      In the end the loyal viewers were betrayed.

      I think "betrayed" is a bit of a strong term there. Deceived is probably better. Conned perhaps? Misled?

      Damn your betrayal Taco Bell. You promised me food paradise but all I got was a lousy burrito. :)

    6. Re:Season 6 was a complete disapoimtment by Gabrosin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the ending made no sense at all taken with the departure of Kate, Sawyer and Clair on the plane. How does Kate end up at the funeral dead if she managed to fly off the island alive? Why even bother to get that group to the plane, if it is meaningless if they reached it or not?

      This one's easy; clearly you didn't "get" the ending. The "funeral scene" was outside of time and space. Call it purgatory, call it the afterlife, whatever. If we were to try to affix it to the timeline, it would be at some point possibly MILLIONS of years after the events of the island. For Kate and the rest to escape had meaning. They got off the island and continued their lives, and someday they kicked the bucket, maybe dying in their sleep at 80 years old, or getting hit by a bus, or whatever. Their lives had whatever meaning you attach to a human life. Though for all we know, the plane ran out of fuel and the six of them crashed and died. The point is, it doesn't "matter" from the perspective of the main story arc, which chronologically ends with Jack's death. And it doesn't "matter" from the perspective of the "flash-sideways" timeline, which was really a "flash-never" timeline, because those events aren't "real" in the sense that we think of "real". They were experiences of a world that doesn't exist, a place where the souls of the dead go to experience some form of existence that prepares them to "move on" into the remainder of the afterlife.

      Of course, the existence of such a place, though posited by many of the world's most prominent religions, is just as much "science fiction" as the existing of a magical electromagnetic energy source that can heal wounds, trap the souls of the deceased, turn men into smoke, and manipulate time and space when conjoined with a simple wooden wheel. Either you can accept that the show provides a mystical explanation of the events which transpired, or you can't. Those in the latter camp were doomed to be disappointed by any finale which didn't involve a physicist sitting in a room and lecturing the audience for an hour about how electromagnetism could totally allow time travel, etc. etc. Which for 99.9% of the audience would have been pretty boring.

      The writers produced 121 hours of content and 1000 mysteries. Most of the central ones either got direct answers (which may or may not have been satisfying to you) or implied answers (which may or may not be evident to you). A few were overlooked or inadequately explained (the dead father in LA is a good one, though we can posit that Jacob's protector status has conferred him with mystical powers (protective touch, anti-aging cream, etc.), and this might allow him to manipulate the lives of the candidates even while they're not on the island, perhaps by directly causing Jack to hallucinate his father).

      Was the ending perfect? No. Did we get all the answers? Not really, nor should we have.

      Was it good TV?

      Yes.

    7. Re:Season 6 was a complete disapoimtment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does Kate end up at the funeral dead if she managed to fly off the island alive? Why even bother to get that group to the plane, if it is meaningless if they reached it or not?

      I think the rest of your plot holes were valid, but Jack's dad explains that there is no "now" in the funeral universe. Some of the people died before and others after Jack, so Kate and the rest of them on the plane could have lived for years after they left the island and still show up at the funeral.

    8. Re:Season 6 was a complete disapoimtment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perceived story holes and story holes are not the same thing.

      How can a viewer even hope to figure out anything in a story when they do stuff like that?

      By having some basic faith that the writers are thinking about what they write instead of trying to nitpick ridiculous things that you're inevitably wrong about anyway. You remind me of the people who complain that Neo never took a leak in the Matrix, or Bruce Cambell never reloaded his shotgun in Army of Darkness. Do you really want to watch a show full of people on the shitter and reloading guns and seeing every second of a 3-day walk across an island?

      The rest of your post just goes to show you didn't pay attention, not even to the last episode. If you want to watch a show while you play WOW or whatever go for it, but don't come back and whine that you didn't follow the show after missing half of the content, and don't even understand the most basic and clearly stated dialogue.

  152. It's like Lost.... in -space-... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    I have no idea what Lost is. Should I feel bad about that?

    The shitty TV show by the war criminal who made the most recent shitty Star Trek movie...

    (I was going to say "the shitty Star Trek movie", but, I mean, come on...)

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  153. And Nothing of Value was Lost by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Or do I have that backwards? I found the characters as annoying as you did, and I think people's affinity or lack thereof with those schmucks^Wcharacters is basically what makes them like the show, or wish it would get lost. Which of course, now it has... except they made enough of of it to likely make a movie next.

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  154. Re:One word summary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can name that show in one word... "Riverworld".

  155. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

    [Fry]I get it![/Fry]

    As in Christianity.

    [Fry]Oh! Now I get it![/Fry]

  156. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by uncmathguy · · Score: 1

    Except that they made it very clear (both from the beginning and in the final episode) that the island was not purgatory. The flash sideways was purgatory (only revealed in the last episode).

    I don't care whether the explanation is the most plausible or logical. All I'm saying is that the final episode asked people (especially people who do not believe in an afterlife) to take another huge leap in suspension of disbelief beyond what we had already accepted. Honestly, I would have been fine with that if they didn't make it so obvious, is if we should have all gone "oh, of course, why didn't we think of that." To posit an afterlife is a weighty claim, and it sits poorly with me when it is used as an explanation of less weighty mysteries.

  157. Re:No. by Thundarr+Trollgrim · · Score: 1

    Hah... Buffy? Big Bang Theory?? Coupling??? You'll watch any old drivel it seems.

  158. LOST was a human drama. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
    If you are disappointed with the lack of answers for what happened in the background or about the religious themes then you main issue is not whether your are an atheist or not but rather that you don't "get" human drama and emotion like you should.

    Every long running successful show on television (LOST, BSG, the various Star Treks) were human dramas first and sci-fi second. Why is that? Because, other than the terminal Asperger syndrome sufferers, normal people respond to stories about human relationships and struggles. Those shows were successful because they attracted not only obsessed people looking for sci-fi but regular people looking for a good human drama.

    The season finale wrapped up the main plots of the story quite nicely and ignored much of the windows dressing. The Island was not important. It was just a plot device and the real story was about people like Richard, Ben Linus and the survivors of the crash. All of the main characters learned some important lessons and/or redeemed themselves from a previous fall into selfishness/sin.

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  159. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut up and die

  160. Better than either IMO by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    I watched both the X-Files and Twin Peaks when they were originally broadcast (what can I say, I'm a sucker for mysterious shows). I think Lost ended much better than either of those.

    The X-Files was hamstrung by its desire to remain on the air indefinitely. Thus the mysteries got more and more ridiculous, convoluted, and unexplainable. In the end it went off the air with a whimper, and produced one ok movie and one absolutely terrible movie. I think Lost did it better by setting an end point and structuring 3 seasons to get there. Besides, the "mythology" of the X-Files was really a tail that started wagging the dog...the show was originally conceived to be episodic, and the mythology sort of grew out of fan reaction. Lost was always intended to be one continuous interconnected story.

    Twin Peaks was also intended to be one continuous story, but it was canceled and thus had to wrap up rather abruptly. They did the best they could (I actually love the last scene), but again--I found Lost more satisfying because the storyline was structured over multiple seasons toward an intended ending.

    IMO a lot of the complaints online are from people who are simply facing a mismatch between their desires and the product. Some people love sci-fi and are pissed the story ended on a metaphysical/supernatural note. Other people are unhappy that some mysteries were left unsolved...Silmarillion readers, if you get my drift.

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    1. Re:Better than either IMO by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, Lost better than Twin Peaks?

      Lies lies lies. :)

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    2. Re:Better than either IMO by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I'd say that Lost was a better show than Twin Peaks. But I found the end of Lost more satisfying, and I think that is because the Lost writers were able to tell the ending they wanted in the way they wanted.

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  161. Not how it was sold by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    it does nothing for the viewers who were sold for 5 seasons on the concept of the mysterious island with shitloads of secrets which give rise to even more questions that would eventually be answered.

    I never got that expectation from the show. From the first episode it was clearly structured as a character-driven story...the story of these people, what happened to them, and where they came from. The mysteries were things that happened to them, and we participated through their eyes. We almost never step outside their perspective. In fact I can only think of one time in 6 seasons--at the beginning of this season, when they show the island underwater in the first "flash sideways."

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  162. One tired old meme deserves another... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    WHOOOOSH

    That word, I do not think it means what you think it means...

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  163. Re:As someone who has not watched and is proud of by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you're an expert on a show that you never watched?

    You're offended by people acting smug? Look in the mirror.

    This was not X-Files or BSG. This really was the exact opposite. This was amazingly enough a well thought out show that didn't drag on too long. They had a specific arc for X number of episodes and told the story they wanted to tell in that time. They had the end planned from the beginning, and it really shows. It is amazing how consistent the show is, and how well everything paid off that they set up earlier.

    Don't try and judge something you know nothing about.

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  164. Writers never had a plan anyway by Saerko · · Score: 1

    Jean Higgins is actually a friend of my family, and let slip about two years ago that the writers never really had a plan, and that the whole show was basically going nowhere. After hearing that, I decided I could pass on ever watching the damn thing.

    1. Re:Writers never had a plan anyway by blair1q · · Score: 1

      X-Files had a plan. A 5-year plan. Then about year 3 they got extended to 7 years. The plan had to be changed, and the show started to lose focus. Carter made a mistake there. He should have turned down the extension and countered with an offer to wrap up the original arc and then immediately start a spinoff. It'd probably still be in production, like Law & Order. Lost could have been X-Files: The Island. Fucking alternate universes make you want things you can't have.

  165. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    the authors said many times in public, at comicon, during interviews that there WOULD be scientific explainations, that it would add up.

    Jack, upon observation "Dad's coffin is empty again; I remember a different life; wait, there's Dad, alive!", created a hypothesis "I'm Dead", tested his hypothesis "Dad, am I dead, are we all dead?", and repeated the experiment by entering the sanctuary and experiencing more. Seems people in the afterlife can scientifically study the afterlife. Ta Da! The writers never said their science wouldn't involve things outside observers can't measure, did they? ;D

  166. The problem is something every writer faces by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    It is simpler to be complex then simple. Take the shortest sci-fi story: "The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door..."

    It is very very simple but could you have written it? Probably not.

    There is another, although this is more of an intro, close to the classic Star Wars into: "That morning the sun rose in the west."

    In one sentence we establisch that this is a different world then we know, just as when Luke Skywalker gazed at two setting suns. This is HARD, we have seen countless sci-fi movies that try to create elaborate imaginary worlds and going totally overboard. Compare the difference between Star Wars Cantina and any music scene in Star Trek TOS. The latter tries to hard, tries to introduce to many fancible objects that in the end just looks like somebody is playing a bicycle wheel.

    And for story telling, much the same applies. If I was a really good writer, I wouldn't need this rambling rant, I would have been able to make my point in a single paragraph.

    Lost is the product of a writer commitee that didn't know how to write a REALLY good mystery, so they just kept ladling things on and called confusion mystery. Twin Peaks did much the same thing although that was more confusion being mistaken for depth.

    And its commercial success works like the emperors clothes. Surely you are not going to say that you "don't get it" when everyone who says they are really smart claims to get it? You got to watch it even if deep down you think the plot was created by taking every b-script written and jumbling the pages, because else you are just one of the plebs that don't get good tv.

    Well, I am calling the emperor naked. I can see his dangle and it ain't anything special.

    But there will forever people trying to claim there is more to it, because else they would have to admit they watch 5 seasons of the emperors dangly bits. Sometimes there just isn't any depth in a story. Do those same people wonder about the shortest story and look for hidden clues in the two lines as to what might be going on? Here is a hint: NOTHING. Whatever you imagine is going on and at the same time nothing. That is the brilliance of the "story". The author doesn't need an ending because you make up the ending and that is the ending for you.

    Ah well, lets see, we should have another decade or two before the next "mystery" show gets aired. Should be about time for another program about a strong independent woman who sleeps with every man she meets and has no other dream then getting married while bonking the navy.

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  167. The fundamental basis of the Lost ending by apokalyptik · · Score: 1

    Is summed up nicely by this short, entertaining, and philosophical book: http://www.amazon.com/Illusions-Richard-Bach/dp/0440343194/

  168. Emotion: 100%, Awesomeness: 0% by nlawalker · · Score: 1

    The simple explanation to the ending is, in my mind, the right one. "Sideways" was the afterlife - there's no sense of time, and the characters all eventually "awaken," remember their real lives, and reunite to take the final journey. Everything that happened on the island was science-fictiony, but it was real. The bomb didn't trigger the flash-sideways, it was always there and we just hadn't seen it yet. The bomb didn't even explode in the traditional sense, it just triggered a time-travelling incident (which, again, really happened - it's a sci-fi show).

    The ending hit an emotional high note - if you had anything invested in the human drama of the characters at all, you're lying if you say that wasn't cathartic to see them all reunite in the afterlife, dressed to the nines, rejoicing and ready to take the final step. However, the good-vs-evil storyline, even though it only really appeared this season, ended up living fully on the island, and so we got a lame little tussle and an ignominious kick-off-the-cliff of the unnamed and unexplained "bad guy." With a few tweaks throughout the season and a rewrite of the last half of the finale, it could have been epic.

    When not-Locke said "you're too late" before being killed, and then Locke woke up in the hospital after surgery and said "... it worked," I thought "Oh hell yes, this is it. He never had to *physically* escape - he's transplanted his malevolence into John's body in the other reality." If they had put a little more writing into the purpose of the island and making Mr. Black the devil/evil incarnate, they could have moved the "this is the afterlife" reveal and a few other events to the middle of the finale, and we would have had a hell of a final hour with the special-effects-laden showdown the fans were denied: the devil has escaped his prison and is just this side of breaking into heaven, and Jack, who could have retained his protectorship into the afterlife to chase him, has to stop him. We get to see Mr. Black shape-shift and retake his original body, see John re-inherit his body, Mr. Black becomes the smoke on-camera, big battle with Jack, the other characters still have their emotional reuniting and then are there with dear old dad and even Jacob to cheer Jack on. Jack wins and is horribly wounded, but hey, it's the afterlife, and they still all get to go to heaven.

  169. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    only the authors said many times in public, at comicon, during interviews that there WOULD be scientific explainations, that it would add up.
    They sure found a way to add things up :
    0 + 0 * 0 = 0
    nothing happened, ever. Nothing to prove, or explain.
    (yeah, I'm pissed off)

    Or maybe it's more like this...

    (1 + -1) + (1 + -1) + (1 + -1) ... = 1 + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1)... = 1 + (1 + -1) + (1 + -1) + (1 + -1) ...
    (1 + -1) + (1 + -1) + (1 + -1) ... = 0 - so...
    0 = 1 + 0

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  170. The End (of TV) by transami · · Score: 1

    The first two, maybe three, seasons where some of the best TV I have seen. After that, like so many other shows, it was ruined. In the end the whole became just another pile of crap which will be utterly forgotten in short order.

    It is very sad. And you would think people would want to make it better. But the problem is born of the way TV shows are created. You get a pilot. You don't know if it's going to take-off so you haven't put too much energy into the "whole". If it does take then you find yourself scrambling to come up with a couple more seasons, but still you don't put too much effort into a whole story because it might be canceled, so why bother. The whole effort therefore becomes nothing more than a series of enticements and cliff-hangers designed to get you back next week with little thought about how this will all sit with the viewer as a totality when the curtain finally draws closed.

    Rather than a revolution in TV, as the TV execs would have us believe, I think they are in for a sad about face. If others feel anything like I do, the stations are about to loose a lot of viewers. After BSG and now LOST (not to mention Heros, Jericho, Bionic Woman, and many others) I feel betrayed one too many times. And I will not give them my valuable time and energy any more.

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  171. Re:No. by donaggie03 · · Score: 1

    No, we need to make room for a medical drama!

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    Three days from now?? Thats tomorrow!! ~Peter Griffin
  172. Re:As someone who has not watched and is proud of by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

    Check my Twitter feed. I've loved Lost from the very first episode, and I really loved the finale last night.

    I don't really watch other TV shows because they tell incomplete stories. Writers just want to get picked up for another season, and they never know how long they're going. They are told that episodes can't require viewers to have seen previous seasons.

    (A friend of mine was talked into finally watching Big Bang Theory, and the first episode he watched was basically a flashback episode that filled in gaps in the backstory. Every joke required you to know everything that came before it. Because of that, he was decided to never watch the show again. And before the internet, DVRs, etc. you could never do that sort of thing).

    Most shows also aren't serialized at all. Everything needs to be wrapped up from episode to episode with largely no growth or development.

    Lost is the antithesis of that. It takes all the flaws of the television model, and spins it on its head. It is weird how people complain about Lost, assuming it must follow the same model. They assume it too must be made up as they went along. They assume it too was dragged out by the network.

    Like Babylon 5, this is a rare exception where a specific concept was negotiated for a specific number of seasons. We should be celebrating the insight of a network to agree to tell a complete story like this.

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  173. I WAS under a hatch by yargnad · · Score: 1

    but I realised that 'Lost' had obviously ended because I gave explicit instructions not to let me out until after the series finale.

  174. Ganging up on the Sun by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    and forgotten.

    Damn, you gave it away. FORGOTTEN is to the spin-off...

    I thought the follow-up to "LOST" was "KEEP IT TOGETHER"?

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    1. Re:Ganging up on the Sun by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      No, that's after the exclusive mini-series event, "ALONE" and the two-hour television premier of "SCARED". Brought to you with limited commercial interruption by Kia.

  175. I agree with your assessment. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    I watched the first couple of episodes of lost years ago, and gave up.

    It was clear, as you noted, that this was one of those series where "the truth is out there (just around the corner)" but in fact there is no truth and nothing is going to be resolved.

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  176. You should be impressed... by KJSwartz · · Score: 1

    Lost: The TV Series was meant to lead to Lost: The Board Game and then Lost: The DVD. Put your favorite characters' life in proper order. Amaze your friends, be a leading cause of Biker Bar fights, or as a source for WWF personalities.

    That giant sucking sound was all the viewers getting amped for the final episodes.

  177. Big questions were not answered by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    The big questions were answered, but they seem not to like the answers provided

    For the first three seasons the numbers were a huge question. The same numbers kept popping up everywhere, but why? Then the writers just dropped the numbers, in their typical ad-hoc story-telling fashion.

    I think the plane crash at the end was were Kate, Sawyer, and Richard, died.

    But what about Aaron? Why was Aaron dead? Did the Kwon baby die also?

    1. Re:Big questions were not answered by bunratty · · Score: 1

      No, the writers didn't drop the numbers. The numbers corresponded to the last remaining candidates. The numbers were blessed or cursed, depending on how you want to look at it. The plane crash at the end was an Oceanic plane, not an Ajira plane, which Kate and Sawyer were on. It seems to me that all the important answers are right in the show, if you're observant enough to catch them.

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    2. Re:Big questions were not answered by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      No, the writers didn't drop the numbers. The numbers corresponded to the last remaining candidates.

      That's it? Was that actually explained in the story, or is that something that fans just suppose?

      If you remember, the number were a huge part of the story, the numbers were everywhere, the lottery, the darpa hatch, hugo's odometer, some signals from Australia back in the 1950, and so on.

      If the numbers where just used to correspond to candidates, why do all that? And since there are only a few candidates, why use numbers at all?

      The plane crash at the end was an Oceanic plane, not an Ajira plane, which Kate and Sawyer were on.

      Is that actually supported by the story, or are the fans just supposing? If Kate and Sawyer made it back, did they get to meet their doubles in L.A.? Did the Kate and Saywer from the Island live, while their doubles died?

  178. Fantasy Island (Lost spin-off) by darkjohnson · · Score: 1

    Enough seeds were planted last night http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs327.snc3/28962_1394349472816_1654586325_941861_440731_n.jpg Fantasy Island, smokey free since 2010.

    1. Re:Fantasy Island (Lost spin-off) by theghost · · Score: 1

      I'm glad i'm not the only one who imagined this when Ben started talking about finding new ways to do things on the island.

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      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
    2. Re:Fantasy Island (Lost spin-off) by darkjohnson · · Score: 1

      They sure set it up. Ben tells Hurley he can do as he wants with the island, that people can come and go if he wishes. I see it being a darker version of Fantasy Island where Ben is the primary host for the guests (Mr. Roarke) and Hurley works behind the scenes to make the fantasy happen (Tattoo). Guests don't necessarily know the reason they're there. Story arcs would last more than one episode and not always offer happy endings. In the mean time, more mysteries of the island can be woven into the story, because there's no island hand book there are often many "Dude, look what I can do" moments between Hurley and Ben. Fantasy Island - "smoke monster free since 2010"

  179. Harry Potter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't watch "Lost", but all these comments about the ending remind me of the ending of the Harry Potter books.

  180. The story ended when Jack's eye closed by snowwrestler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The shots of the fuselage camp on the beach were simply nice reminders from the producers and/or ABC of where the story began. In nerd-speak, they're not "canon." The story of Lost ended when Jack's eye closed.

    The best explanation I read was that it's the final remains of the 815 crash after all the Losties died. It's the mystery that other people brought to the island in the future will wonder about, like we wondered about the hatch, the statue, Henry Gale's balloon, and so on.

    If you watched the show from the beginning you'll remember that in the story, most of the fuselage camp washed away from an unusually high tide a few weeks after the crash. So it won't be around for future island inhabitants to wonder about.

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    Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  181. Re:No. by Nugoo · · Score: 0

    Avatar: The Last Airbender

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    I explicitly release the above into the public domain.
  182. I actually liked the thing. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    In a moment of "away from home for two weeks" with nothing but some pets I was supposed to feed and an entire library of DVDs, I found myself working through LOST.

    At first the J.J. Abrams stench ("See? Torture Works!") episodes were stupid and disgusting, worth writing the show off entirely for. But early on he went off to "greener" pastures and left the show in the hands of the emotionally/spiritually squishy Damon Lindelof and Jeffrey Lieber. I don't know what either of those two light-weights feel about torture, and it probably doesn't matter because I'm sure you could convince them either way and back again over lunch. That's the impression I got from them; Open and easily convinced and bearing few opinions strong enough to resist change, but deep down, good people with positive intentions who play the long game; they'll get there eventually and know the score. And in the end, that's what made the show strong.

    They were channeling some pretty extravagant ideas, and by the time the last season rolled around, they had recognized that evil is evil and that it is a choice, not a default setting. That by itself was surprising, and a nice reward for sitting through far too many hours of that show all by myself in the middle of nowhere when I really expected Hollywood to just do its regular bullshit thing where it supports greed and empire and whatever flavor of propaganda happens to be in vogue. (Which, don't get me wrong, LOST did its share of, but without lasting effect because every other message was allowed air time as well.)

    How many stories in popular media explore multi-dimensionality, time loops, the soul, science and human behavior? I mean, without bible-as-fact idiocy, without dogmatic "science" as king? Just doesn't happen. I mean, the show visited the inside of laboratories, lunatic asylums and religion and didn't pronounce any of them as correct; just facets of awareness and our striving to understand the great mystery of creation. That's what we call openness and a willingness to explore, and you just can't get anywhere in life if you don't explore with your eyes open. So yeah, LOST is going to piss off those who simply cannot work up the courage to live in a world where we simply aren't going to have all the answers, ever; who refuse to look or even consider beyond the confines of whatever artificial system of explanations they use to pretend control over their personal reality.

    But the best part. . . My favorite character; Hugo. . , man, he was the one guy who trusted openly, who didn't engage in all the paranoia and violence and manipulations. They put the guy in a crazy house for it, (well, the writers did, anyway), "You have to be crazy if you trust the universe!" And I was shouting, "But he's the only one who has a clue!" But by the end, holy smokes! They made him into a minor deity because he'd figured out the secret of Karma. I really didn't think the writers were sophisticated enough to do that, but what do you know? A show that started off with Abrams torture episodes managed to shed that crap, choose between good and evil, and evolve.

    How often does that happen?

    But sorry, it's true, the characters never really rose above 2-dimensions for me. The creators and actors tried hard, but it was still very thin on that front. But then, most real people walk around in a state of "Flat", so it's not like they weren't being accurate.

    All in all, LOST was a pleasant surprise and it planted some ideas which are vital to understanding what is going on in the world right now. Nice job!

    -FL

  183. Re:Was Not Impressed with Millenium either by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

    I had memories of Millenium when I found out Terry O'Quinn was on there. Lots of promise, but it kinda fizzled. Mystery is always more exciting than what it turns out to be. I hear songs on the radio, which absolutely captivate me until I understand the lyrics, or how to play it, or even just figure out that the complicated chord structure is really just the nature of the instrument (like Breaking the Girl - just move the same chord around).

    Mystery is simply not sustainable for long enough for a television show. At some point you have to reveal something, which is either explaining the mystery or adding more mystery. Lost apparently just added more mystery without really resolving anything. I watched 13th warrior last night ("Eaters of the Dead"), and I was impressed by each revelation making a new mystery. but you always felt forward progress. Since it's an old movie I hope I'm not ruining anything, but you have the unknown, a "fire snake" which is initially confused with a dragon (obviously it's just a dragon, which exists, not a snake made out of fire, duh). Then the mystery is bear-like creatures, then it's just people, and so is the fire snake. But how/where do they live, what is their culture like? Then the movie retains the plot, but focuses on the new mystery. Lots of movies do this properly.

    Anything which evolves over several seasons has to have an overall story arc - which is not possible to plan since the series can be cancelled when few people watch it. the series is about to be cancelled, so you reveal some things in the last 2-3 episodes of the season, and people watch the last 1 or 2 episodes and the ratings save it.

    bottom line, the yearly renewal option is going to make shows like this impossible to pull off with any quality, unless you make each season fairly self-contained. Build on the previous ones, but you have to change the focus on the mystery. Not just resolve small points and leave the big ones open. That changes the direction of the show, now what initially hooked users is completely different.

    Once you launch, you're changing the plane mid-air. You can only change it so much before you have to re-launch.

  184. Unresolved mysteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know they intentionally didn't answer a lot of stuff but there was one thing I wondered about. Did they ever answer who was flying those planes that were doing the food drops and why? Did someone on the mainland think Dharma was still kicking?

  185. Lost what? by naughty-timbo · · Score: 1

    Is this like a television program or something? Sorry, gave that waste up in '89 and found time for a whole 'nother life. If I find myself strapped into a wheelchair or some such, can always catchup. Dementia will make it all the more enjoyable.

    Welcome to my Hatch, won't you climb inside?

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  186. Thank god that is over. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That ending has forced me to swear off of serialized TV for good. TV has been keeping me too far away from World of Warcraft.

  187. It was an allegory for the browser wars... by grahamd0 · · Score: 1
    • The light represents the open web - a noble ideal to be protected
    • Jacob is the W3C - the dedicated protector, sometimes bumbling and subverted by his own backers
    • The black smoke is Internet Explorer - a horror unleashed via man's arrogance and short sightedness
    • The Dharma initiative was Netscape - an interesting pioneer, sometimes reaching too far, doomed to be crushed by evil and duplicity
    • The survivors are the gecko team, the others are the webkit team - Struggling with the best of intentions, sometimes against each other, sometimes together
    • Walt is Opera - initially promising but ultimately irrelevant
  188. Ah yes, the clear rationality of Star Trek by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I'm an Atheist and the ending for me was like watching the crew of the enterprise meeting Santa Claus at the North Pole.

    What if the crew of the Enterprise met Abraham Lincoln in space? Oh yes, a powerful but mysterious alien being reincarnated him and other historical figures to learn about good and evil. Yes yes, perfectly rational. Because, you see, it's in space. :-)

    I do not believe in an afterlife but I enjoyed the ending of Lost because I thought it was a story well told. I also, for instance, don't believe that a person today could invent and build an immensely powerful and artificially intelligent exoskeleton, but I liked that story too.

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    Build a man a fire, he's warm for one night. Set him on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  189. I guess I consider myself lucky by blair1q · · Score: 1

    I never watched even one episode of Lost. Maybe 60 seconds or so, once. So I haven't been suckered into it.

    Same deal with The Sopranos. The mass hysteria surrounding these shows is sort of an indication it's not going to end well for the viewer.

    Seinfeld I watched religiously, so its irresolute finale was a bit annoying to me. But that show's value was purely episodic, so they could have just done another regular episode and walked away, and the last was just a bad one, not necessarily a devaluation of the entire series.

    Best finale of a TV show, ever? St. Elsewhere. Too bad for you if you didn't get a chance to live through that.

  190. The Force not explained? by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    Someone needs to go back and watch Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. The Force was entirely and adequately explained by Obi Wan to Luke. Lucas felt it needed further explanation in his more recent cinematic abortions.

    1. Re:The Force not explained? by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      All that is said is that the Force is created by life and binds us together.

      How is that vastly different from saying the "light" is within every living thing?

      Both are ubiquitous life energies. If you're suggesting one was not adequately explained, your suggesting neither was adequately explained.

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    2. Re:The Force not explained? by SilverJets · · Score: 1

      All that is said is that the Force is created by life and binds us together.

      How is that vastly different from saying the "light" is within every living thing?

      Both are ubiquitous life energies. If you're suggesting one was not adequately explained, your suggesting neither was adequately explained.

      I was suggesting nothing other than that the Force is more than adequately explained in A New Hope.

  191. I'm Still Waiting for Blake's 7 to Finish by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    I was left high and dry with the unsatisfactory ending of Blake's 7. Why would I invest my time in another series that was likely to do the same thing? I dodged that bullet.

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  192. Depends on what your taste is by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Lost is a "what do you think it means" show. That is its function, it allows you to discuss what you think happened with others. This is a recognized form of story telling, a slight variation on the "pan out" before the final ending that is often used in horror. I remember one movie about the world being overrun by spiders, it ends with the survivors locked up in a house and you pan out and see the entire world covered in a webbing. What happens next? That is up to the audience.

    The problem is that story genres are way to limited to truly catogarize stories. A mystery ala The Orient Express is totally different from a mystery like Columbo (who done it vs how does he find out). Lost is a mystery in that it creates mystery and then leaves it to the audience.

    A manga version of it is Yokohama Shopping Trip if you like. A world that is ours but with lots of differences and we the audience are never told why or what it means. Why is there a plane flying forever in the sky? Why were robots created. Why do they carry weapons when people do not. Why is the world ending? In YKK this sense of mystery is not meant to be solved, in a way it is like the question "What can change the nature of a man" in Planescape Torment. Whatever answer you think is right, is the correct one. Because it is the answer you choose after following the story.

    In YKK you could imagine a nuclear war having taken place. Or global warming or an asteroid/vulcano. Whatever you come up with, that says something about you and that is the story. Your own imagination adds to the story.

    The problem with Lost is that it tries to do both. Create a mystery world where your own mind fills in the blanks and that forms the story for YOU a single viewer AND create defined answers that you got to accept as the truth. It provides mystery but then doesn't seem to know how to deal with it. Leave the audience wondering or give them answers.

    On the whole, if you didn't feel the need to watch it so far, I wouldn't bother. If it had stayed true to either solving mysteries or leaving people wondering it would have been great, but right now it is just a mess and you can't escape the feeling that confusion is trying to pass itself of for depth.

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  193. What's LOST? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't live in a hatch.
    I've got better things to do.
    Feel free to call me an elitist.
    I'll call you a tv zombie.

  194. Re:As someone who has not watched and is proud of by blair1q · · Score: 1

    The multiseason arc in X-files wasn't just fluff. It was a 5-year plan that got derailed when the network asked for a 2-year extension about the middle of the story. Instead of sticking to the plan, Carter took the money and cannibalized the arc. Ruined the show, really. Like stretching wine by pouring water in it.

  195. Gave the show a chance. by JakFrost · · Score: 1

    After watching endless previews of this show all over the TV networks, media, and everywhere else I finally decided to reward the show's producers and watch it. I sat down down and started watching the show from the beginning and continued on through till almost the end of season 4. Watching the 3rd season was painful because I just stopped caring about the show's characters due to all the personality flips that they underwent and their illogical choices. By the 4th season I was so bored and uninterested in the characters, the mysteries, the objects that I just wanted someone to trigger the hatch device again and kill everyone on the island to be done with once and for all.

    The single scene that broke my interest in the show is when Charlie (short, skinny British musician with a brother) was killed in the underwater laboratory when he could have easily opened the door and walked outside before the flood water got him or floated up to the top of the room where there would be an air bubble, wait for the pressure to equalize and then slowly swam up through the large porthole window (where his small shoulders would fit) and left the station. He had two chances to save himself and the writers made him take none and instead dumbly sacrificed him because they couldn't think of a way to continue his plot line.

  196. I was afraid of that.... by davebooth · · Score: 1

    When they started introducing the post-nuke flash-sideways stuff I said to myself "oh $#!+, they are going to do a damn ghost whisperer/jacobs ladder/riverworld saccharine-fest at the end of this."

    The series would have stood on its own without the ENTIRE sideways arc and its preachy-teachy allegory. The sideways arc just detracted from the main "really happened" island story. Maybe it wouldnt have if it had actually been an alternate timeline and the writers had come up with an interesting way to recombine them, but the "now you're all dead and its time to go to the light" stuff?

    *puke*

    Just skip over every single bit of the flash-sides when you watch it on DVD.. That superfluous allegory in the metaphysical swamp just chews the legs off the story and isnt worth your time.

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  197. Lost was mapped out by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Lost, at least thematically, was mapped out from the beginning. If you watch the pilot, the thematic elements of the finale are right there. The story and ending in the last 3 seasons were mapped out in much more detail when the writers were able to negotiate a set end date for the show. You can watch any episode from the first 5 seasons for free on Hulu and I'm finding it interesting to go back and do that.

    It's my understanding that this is precisely what happened to Lost.

    If you haven't actually been watching the show I have a hard time understanding why you're commenting on it. For example, I watched several episodes of Babylon 5 in its first season and thought it was laughably bad and cliched trashy sci-fi. Based on that, I have to admit I'm surprised to see posters today citing it as a good show. But I have to admit I didn't watch it, so what do I know.

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  198. Oh yeah, and the answer was. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    The creators were definitely making things up as they went, but using managerial fit-it-together round table script planning sessions to help themselves make sense of the stuff coursing through their open channel.

    In the end, though, it was just a show. Fiction.

    But it was a fiction which paid homage to some primary truths about reality. . .

    1. Reality isn't linear and it s far weirder than many allow, but there are rules and maths.
    2. Gods are just people who know more of those rules and maths than the rest of us.
    3. Karma works. If you punch people, you'll get punched. Trust and the Universe will trusting. But don't be stupid.
    4. Magic and science are just tools to understand and work within creation. Basically, Instinct and Logic each have their use.
    5. The soul is what matters.

    The show was self-explanatory by the end. The only question we were left with was, "What was the source of the light and who put it there?"

    That's a metaphor for the most basic of basic questions, and there are answers to it, but I've not met anybody who can do anything more than mouth the words, "God's Breath" or somesuch; nobody who really understands. We've got a ways to go before those rules and maths make sense.

    And there's no rush.

    -FL

  199. I was somewhat disappointed in the finale by rnturn · · Score: 1

    At the end of the fifth season and the beginning of the sixth I got the impression that the series would wind up with some science fictiony parallel universe conclusion where the island would turn out to be some sort of portal through which everyone would get off. But when last night's finale finished I felt like I'd spent six seasons watching something akin to a very, very long version of "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" with a little "Poltergeist" thrown in for good measure. I found myself saying "Go into the Light..." at the finish.

    And those insipid "Final Communications" (or whatever they were called in the pre-finale rehash) could have been left out altogether. Along with the "Lost" ads from Target. I expect there will soon be "Lost" action figures available at a store near you. (Note: If these are going to be available or already are, please, please don't tell me.) The series was interesting at best once every few episodes but ABC was playing this up like something of historic importance was leaving the airwaves. The worst part of "Lost" ending is that another so-called reality show will probably take its place. You just cannot have too many of those, you know.

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  200. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shame on you. The bottle is clearly Time Lord technology! It's bigger on the inside. Getting into the bottle merely requires teleportation, something done to death in sci-fi.

  201. Good, not great by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

    We watched the LOST finale last night. It was good, and I was satisfied. I'm definitely going to buy the Blu-ray set for season 6 and watch everything again. Yep, still a fan.

    The ending was really confusing, though. Here are my thoughts:

    I think everything that happened on the Island was Real, the flashbacks/flashforwards were Real throughout the show, but the season 6 Flashsideways was the "much later after they all died" construct. That's how I interpreted Ben/Hurley's "You were a great #1"/"And you were a great #2" exchange.

    I think the writers were trying to wrap things up for the fans, get everyone together that we've wanted to have together (Sayid & Shannon, etc.) The only way they could do that was in some sort of "afterlife" thing, which is what Christian and Jack were talking about. All that was unnecessary. I think the fans would have preferred not to have the happy ending, anyway. What happened, happened - right?

    Having watched it to the end, I wish they'd managed the Flashsideways differently. It really should have been an alternate reality, and MiB should have been in that coffin instead of Christian, showing he made it off when the Island sank with the Swan bomb. And all the happy people in the church would have been his followers - like Sayid and Claire in Season 6 - taking over the world, person by person. The Flashsideways should have been MiB's construct - but when Jack defeated him on the Island in the Real timeline, that should have broken the Flashsideways.

    In my mind, I think that would have been way cooler. Would have worked with Jack's bleeding neck injury, too, since what happens on the Island would show to affect the Flashsideways.

    I guess I was satisfied with the finale, but not as satisfied as I wanted to be.

  202. Re:As someone who has not watched and is proud of by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    (A friend of mine was talked into finally watching Big Bang Theory, and the first episode he watched was basically a flashback episode that filled in gaps in the backstory. Every joke required you to know everything that came before it. Because of that, he was decided to never watch the show again. And before the internet, DVRs, etc. you could never do that sort of thing).

    That's insane. If you're starting a new show you start at the beginning. You don't see what you think of a novel by starting at page 200. Only crazy people do that.

    But this is instructive. Some things are objectively awful but other things are subjective; they might be well-done for that sort of thing but that's the sort of thing you don't like. Someone dislikes the same things you dislike, likes the things you like, their subjective opinion might be very valid; if there's little overlap, they can't probably tell you anything of value and neither you them.

    I think Big Bang Theory is great. Anyone who disagrees with me on that probably shouldn't bother following my advice on comedies. If you like BBT, too, then let's sit down and chat.

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  203. was it still on the air... by sbeckstead · · Score: 1

    Really it was on the air this long...I though it had been canceled after the first season.

  204. Ha ha told you so-ers -- post here by lanner · · Score: 1

    I didn't watch Lost.

    Now that's its over, and based on what I am hearing from other people in my office and here on Slashdot, I am not going to!

    Ha Ha to all of you who watched that crap and got baited in. What did you expect from TV these days?

    Most of the people in my office are totally bummed because so many mysteries went unexplained and basically the last few seasons made it out to be a whole lot of NOTHING. They wasted YEARS on that stupid show and will never get their time back. I guess they were entertained though.

    Some people have interpreted the ending to have been "all a dream" sort of thing. The important thing is that even if it wasn't, it might as well have been, because nothing was resolved and that's how the ending made you feel.... Lost.

    All that time you Lost watching.

    All the hopes you had for a great ending.

    Your faith that the producers would end it well.

    Lost.

    1. Re:Ha ha told you so-ers -- post here by dissolved · · Score: 1

      well aren't you a lovely soul. tell us all what you enjoy so we can rip the shit out of that.

  205. Re:No. by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    No, we need to make room for a medical drama!

    The doctors, will they be hot and have lots of sex? That's so crazy it might just work!

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  206. A disappointment... Only if you let it. by KingSkippus · · Score: 2, Informative

    But Lost presented itself as something different. It claimed to have an underlying logic behind it. Viewers were encouraged to try to understand the riddles of the island.

    "It claimed to have an underlying logic behind it" != "There will be answers to everything mostly spoonfed to you." Being a sci-fi nut, I'm painfully aware of unintended plot holes and inconsistencies. Every show has them. Well, every show that networks let last longer than three episodes. But just because a few things aren't explained or even (gasp!) don't make sense over the course of six years doesn't make it a terrible show. It makes the writers human and (gasp!) sometimes a little overambitious.

    If you want, you can sit there and dwell on every single nitpicky little inconsistency, and yes, if you choose to do so, the show will likely suck for you. Or you could accept that there will probably be some things that you're going to have to imagine some rational explanations for yourself and even some (gasp!) continuity goofs and enjoy the show for the things that do make sense.

    How does Kate end up at the funeral dead if she managed to fly off the island alive?

    For the record, this was one of the things that was explicitly explained. It's been explained here. If you still don't understand, that's not the writers' fault; you must have missed it somehow.

    The writers of Lost promised that they had a full story in mind when the series started, that they were not just making it up as they went along. That either wasn't true or they were some of the worst writers in history.

    ...Or they're just like almost every other writer that has ever existed. They knew how they wanted the story to start, they knew how they wanted the story to end, they had some major plot points in mind along the way, and they knew in detail some key elements of the story. The rest was just filling in the spaces, fleshing out the details. Sometimes in doing so, some minor details got escalated and merited their own development. Sometimes in doing so, some minor continuity errors were introduced.

    Any writer who tells you that they know the "full story" six years in advance is exaggerating, and not necessarily in a bad way. I'm pretty sure what I'm going to be doing at work next week, but stuff comes up and plans change, sometimes a little and sometimes a lot based on interaction with others (e.g. the writers think of something new and interesting to pursue) or outside influences (e.g. a old writer leaves and a new writer is hired).

    1. Re:A disappointment... Only if you let it. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      In other words, let's hope that in 20 years, Abrams doesn't decide to do a 6-season prequel and re-release the original show with re-written pieces of storyline.

    2. Re:A disappointment... Only if you let it. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The thing is it was never really about the mysteries. They were thrown in as ways of making individual episodes interesting and keeping you hooked, but the overall story was about the characters that at least did pretty much tie up most of the loose ends. Not all but enough to be satisfying if that was what you wanted.

      Perhaps /. readers are more interested in the mysteries and the mechanics of the island and the timeline than most. I think non-scifi geeks probably enjoyed the ending a lot more.

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    3. Re:A disappointment... Only if you let it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It claimed to have an underlying logic behind it" != "There will be answers to everything mostly spoonfed to you."

      And "Don't spoonfeed the answers" != "have no clear concept of your own mythology and just spray random mysteries and cop-out resolutions at the viewers."

  207. Re:Mod parent way up - "succumbed to its own succe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best thing about Lost is that they struck a deal to remove the filler and focus on telling a very specific story with a very specific end date.

    And utterly failed at it.

  208. Another meme plague I dodged. by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm glad I never got hooked on "Lost". It sounds very PKD-ish, and I find him completely insufferable in general. (I did think "The Man in the High Castle" was OK.)

    (The inevitable "If you don't think PKD is the greatest writer in the history of the universe, you're an idiot" screeds happily sent to /dev/null.)

    Jay Leno, on (I think) the Friday 5/21 episode, had a quick video summary of the series, which I thought was pretty funny, even though I'm sure I missed a lot of the jokes only knowing about "Lost" second or third hand. (It was a mashup of "Lost" scenes mixed with a number of other "castaways, generally on a beach" scenes from other movies and TV shows, or anything with "Island" in the name. As if the cast of Lost wasn't big enough...)

  209. Another show ruined by focus groups? by hobb0001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I once heard that The Unit switched attention away from the military operations of the men to the lives of the women left behind at home, as a result of focus group studies. Soon thereafter, it tanked in ratings and was canceled.

    I can't help but feel something similar must have happened to Lost somewhere within the last 6 years. When the show first started out, I got the distinct feeling that the many mysteries had meaning and rational explanations. (I believe that the writers themselves even said so.) Sure, the Dharma Initiative was a peculiar operation, but it explained some things. But this ending, I don't know... It smells as if the ending that was originally planned was scrapped because it offended too many focus groups. Perhaps the original story promoted that all mysteries are only a lack of scientific understanding? (Sufficiently advanced technology, and all that) Perhaps it promoted predestination? I don't know.

    All I can say is that with this ending, something changed somewhere. The carpet doesn't match the drapes.

  210. Idea of a show in era of pre 9/11... by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    since 9/11 now all of the world air traffic are well monitored and any aircraft this sized will be found with all of world resources at it disposal to prevent another occurrence of 9/11. If there was "hidden" island in the world they will find that airplane and it all people (alive or dead) and as many pieces of the plane to ensure they have found the plane so the aircraft won't be used for ill will.
    This show started to have a "good" idea then went off the deep end of reality so I stopped viewing awhile back.

  211. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how being an athiest would deter you from watching a work of fiction.

    Actually, we atheists are used to listening to and talking about a work of fiction (religion) with our less-grounded fellow humans on a near-daily basis, so it's just more of the same. All equally preposterous.

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  212. Please answer some questions about Lost by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I would appreciate answers that are supported by the story, not just made-up theories.

    1) What is the deal with the numbers? The numbers were a huge part of the first few seasons, then just seemed to get dropped.

    2) Did everybody die at about the same time? Or did they die many years apart, and then just meet at the same time?

    3) Were the people in L.A. dead? Or just their counter-parts on the island?

    4) Why would Penny, and Aaron, be dead? Or were they?

    5) If the nuke destroyed the island in 1977, then how did the characters, on the island, live? Or even if the nuke did not destroy the island, then how did the characters live? Or did the characters on the island live?

    6) If the nuke did not destroy the island, wouldn't oceanic flight 815 crash because of the electro-magnetic interference?

    7) Did the flash sideways stuff in L.A. happen, or was it just a bunch of dreams?

    8) Jacob told Richard that the island kept all the evil in the world corked. Wouldn't Desmond uncorking the island be a bad thing? Why was it important to uncork, then re-cork? How did that save the world, or whatever?

    9) What was the point of the Richard character?

    10) Why did Jacob not just use Richard as a replacement?

    11) Where characters on the island dead the whole time?

    1. Re:Please answer some questions about Lost by aok · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I can't answer all of your questions, but I answered the ones where I'm pretty sure are correct.

      2) Everyone died at different times. They all died, whenever they died, for whatever reason. We assume that the concept of "time" isn't relevant in the afterworld. That's why they could all be there together but had died at different times.

      3) Everyone in that fake LA after-death world had died. And that's why they were in the afterworld.

      4) Penny could have died of old age for instance.

      7) We eventually find out it wasn't really a flash sideways. More like flash into the future where everyone had died.

      8) Uncorking was a mistake. Which is why they went back to re-cork it.

      9) Richard character was used as a plot device for a variety of things...

      10) I suppose he could have...

      11) I don't think so.

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  214. Not Impressed, Just get Spartacus Blood and Sand! by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

    There is a good series with good writing and A good end or what may be an end. Lotta boobs and blood! Some splashes like a 300 clone but who really cares! Spartacus Blood And Sand YEA!

  215. Is magic an excuse for sloppy story telling? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I can think of lots of stories that involve magic, but still have a coherent story line.

    Just because magic is involved in a story does not mean that you have to have a 150 major unresolved loose ends, and a cop-out ending.

    I Dream of Jeannie although silly, at least had a coherent story line, which is more than I can say for Lost

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  217. Season 2 sucked it should have ended then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Season 1 was ok. The fact that after season 1 it got rediculas, repeatative and plain out there is crap.
    I can't believe people like this shit. It just just like the new battlestar gallactica, it was crap. Now Sci-fi, or scyfy for those illiterate assholes are killing a great running series with their BS (battlestar) bs. SGU should die and SG Worth while needs to be raised from the dead. Bring life back to a great series instead of killing it with this mindless crap that appears to a small group of brainless imps.

  218. And nothing of value, was "Lost" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dad and I are minor sci-fi fans, and we sat down together to watch the first episodes of "Lost". A show or two into it I pointed out the poor directing/scripting ('Why are you bleeding?' 'Even though I saw the thing in the woods that attacked me, I'm not going to describe the incredible sight that I saw, I'm only going to say to you that something attacked me.'). After a few scenes like that, I bailed. I figured that if the creators were so inattentive to the details of what a real person would say in a given situation, that they were themselves, lost, and would eventually write their way into a confusing, unexplained, contradictory mess. And from the posts I read here, it sounds like they did just that. I'm so glad I saved so much of my time. My dad, I'm afraid, wasn't so lucky.

  219. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by grumbel · · Score: 1

    When B5 pulled the "OMG alien angels!" crap, I stopped watching.

    You sadly missed one of the best sci-fi shows around. The whole angel business is explained quit reasonably in that the Vorlons manipulated the humans to see the Vorlons as angels, other aliens saw them not as angels but as something else that they would consider good. Not sure if humans from a different part of the world saw some differently as well, but that is really getting nitpick. The point is simply that Vorlons programmed into the race that they wanted to be perceived as something good and I don't need a atheist character proclaiming that he saw Carl Sagan with a jetpack to get that point.

    That was a season finale, and I stopped watching again when I realized that all of that had failed to kill the guy.

    It didn't fail to kill him, its just that he got resurrected later on. Its all explained in the show.

    B5 is one of the very few shows which was planed from the start to the end before they started filming the thing. So there is no "make shit up as we go"-style story writing and mystery building, pretty much all mysteries that get build up get explained later on.

    There really is not much of a religious theme in B5, at least not in the Christian sense of the word, its basically the same as you get in Childhood's End from Arthur C Clarke or in Stargate with the whole ascension stuff.

  220. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

    I do!

    Acknowledging the bizarre elements, Lindelof was quick to point out: "This show isn't 'The X-Files.' Everything that happens to these characters is grounded to reality as we know it. Time and space are not bent."

  221. Re:Mod parent up by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

    Aww, hit a nerve did I?

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  222. The only criticism that I don't get . . . by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I don't get the critics that say "I wasted six years of my life . . ."

    I mean, is that all you did for the entire six years? Up until today, I would watch Lost for - at most - one hour a week.

  223. The tail (Alt) wagged the dog by wfolta · · Score: 1

    I loved the show, and most of the final episode was incredible writing. But in the end, I think they made the classical mistake of writers: they got too attached to a clever piece of work and could not diminish or delete it.

    It feels like they had to top the change from flashbacks to flash-forwards of previous seasons, and they came up with a clever idea: flash-sideways and the Alt. Which took on a life of its own and twisted the show from something deeper than Friends, Scrubs, or MASH into basically a serious Seinfeld with guns. And the last few minutes of the show turns into a train wreck.

    They turned the events and mechanisms of the show into Friends-like escapades that only served the purpose of allowing bonding to take place, or perhaps created baggage that needed to be handled in the Alt. And in doing so, they pulled out the legs from under themselves: the island was a circus, or perhaps a TV show within a TV show, with the cast and crew going out for beers after the final wrap, and deciding to move together to a commune. It was all a dream, in some sense, like the Wizard of Oz, intended only to make the heart grow fonder so they could be reunited in the afterlife.

    Don't get me wrong, I like the idea that it's not what you do, but how you do it and what you become that matters. I personally do believe in an eternal afterlife, and in light of eternity, 80 years of life are like a dream or like your first day in the 5th grade: very important at the time, but condensed down to a few memories as an adult. But they needed to land the plane, as it were, on the Island/physics side of the equation as well, and they did not.

    They let the tail wag the dog, and thus broke their contract with the viewers. Yes, yes, leave unanswered questions so people are still espousing theories 10 years from now. No, don't try to explain how the energy feeds life. But do give more insights into the extensive Egyptian construction on the island -- including symbols on the "cork" at the island's heart. Do give a few screen seconds to Eloise and her son and perhaps Desmond (and Walt) to address a little about "specialness". Do delve a bit into Jacob's choice of rules, his use (or not) of machines like the Lighthouse, and what effect the island -- and its uncorking -- actually had on the world. (Not just words, which don't carry much weight in light of the revelations we have gotten.) Drop a hint about how Hurley's reign and rules differed form Jacob's, and perhaps how far back the line of guardians went. Did Jacob actually bring people to the island, or simply see that they would come? Did Jacob create the pre-Island overlapping in people's lives that we saw in the flashbacks, or was that a higher-level "fate" that had already entwined them and Jacob simply took advantage of this? Let us know that the island's guarding was still a serious and ongoing responsibility -- that it mattered at the time and still matters, in this world. Etc, etc.

    Really, 5 minutes less of flash sideways per episode this season and 5 more minutes of flashback could have grounded the island and delivered on the major island questions, while allowing for the Purgatory Alt to seem a reward for a significant, good fight. As it is, Frodo has sailed from the Grey Havens and we still don't really know what the One Ring did and why it was important to destroy it, we have no idea what might follow, or if this big war was even necessary or if it was simply a mysterious skit.

  224. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by lgw · · Score: 1

    TV is full of shows about "human relationships". So full of them they don't even bother to write scripts anymore, just shove randome people into a box with cameras and watch the "human relationships" develop. It would be nice to see something more than that from time to time - a show about exploring a mysterious new land where no one even knows what the basic rules are, and figuring it all out - you know, good SF. That clearly wasn't what Lost was.

    Every thing that happens, happens for a reason.

    Now that's frightening. Are you sure it isn't this god of your that has Asperger's syndrome?

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  225. Reply Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    9/10ths of the comments posted so far can be summarized as follows:

    Babylon Galactica made me cum much harder than this did.

  226. ....and nothing of value was lost. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Just let me post the frigging line, you're cramping my style now /.)

  227. Sounds like Prison Break by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    That, IMO, is also where Prison Break went wrong. I thought the first season was great. Season 2 was pretty damn good too. But by S3, it was getting into WTF territory, and after that I was yelling at the TV to put the show out of its misery.

    I never saw Lost, but based on the comments, it sounds like it, like PB, was a great show that dragged on too long.

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  228. Re:The only criticism that I don't get . . . by assantisz · · Score: 1

    Are you taking everything so literal? I hope you know what they are trying to say, no?

  229. Unless you live in a hatch somewhere by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Or just really don't care about TV in general....

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  230. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disappointing way to end a great series. Key things I REALLY want to be explained..
    1.) The Polar Bears.
    2.) Why were there bodies of babies inside the random cave?
    3.) The Shack
    4.) How were people able to see Walt when he was still alive, yet not on the island?
    5.) Ben, you were pinned underneath a tree. How did you get out?
    6.) In the cave where the "heart of the island" was, 2 bodies were inside. Not just one (with one obviously belonging to the dark man).
    7.) Richard and his future?
    8.) Why did they make a huge deal out of Echo's brother, disappearing from the plane when it burned?
    9.) Why did the whispers stop?

  231. I'm gonna watch Babylon 5 again by xski · · Score: 1

    ...its been long enough since my last view and after this I'm ready for something with a bit of long term planning and a more or less complete story arc that doesn't end me with staring at the TV going WTF? (Agreed, the last season of B5 wasn't awesome, but at least they had a decent excuse, they dealt with it reasonably well and we had an exec producer/writer that took the time to explain things to the fans).

    Don't get me wrong, I've enjoyed Lost terribly after picking it up mid-season 3 on abc.com (I think last night was the first Lost ep I actually watched OTA). Its been a great deal of fun, so thanks to all involved for that. And thanks to ABC for putting up a decent quality video on their web site, I'd have never seen the show otherwise. Flash Sideways? Ya, I know, but just go with it, eh? Its a TV show.

    Still, I was expecting quite a bit more explanation of things. For example, perhaps I missed it but I thought there was to be some explanation as to why the Dharma food drops were coming. (pointer, anyone?) I guess as long as it ends with Happily Ever After, I shouldn't complain too much.

    And now... It was the dawn of the Third Age of mankind, ten years after the Earth-Minbari War...

    Anyone else going to join in?

    1. Re:I'm gonna watch Babylon 5 again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't watch Babylon 5 here.

  232. they had no friggin idea! a writers recap by SolarStorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe they had a limited story in season 1 and it was different enough that people said "Hey, way cool!"

    Season 1: Hey lets make this island no one understands with WAY bizzare STUFF and see what the audience thinks. And oh yeah, we should do things like throw in a polar bear, some "other" people (well come up with a name later), and make the whole jungle shake to get people really scared and give them a purpose to stay together.

    Season 2: Hey it WORKED, were still employed... Now what, lets do it again. Add some more weird stuff, the audience imagination is going wild. We might even be able to skype an idea or two.

    Season 3: We should really start to try and tie some of this together. Lets do the easy ones.

    Season 4: Im starting to get dry, anybody got an idea where this going yet? Ive got so many loose threads my mind is like an angora sweater. Lets hit the web for some weird ideas.

    Season 5: Hmmm... looks like its going end next season. Lets just blow the whole thing up and then we can do what we want next season.

    Season 6: Anyone know how to tie this ball of yarn together? Hmmm... me neither. Lets do some weird dream/purgatory/lifeanddeath stuff and the audience will make some stuff up and tie it together for us. Just remember we need to sing kumbayaa at the end OK?

    And for me that about sums up the what the writers were thinking about as they drank beer in group think sessions.

  233. Someone who has nothing better to do... by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Someone who has nothing better to do should grab all the flash forwards, flash backwards, and plot and re-edit them into chronological order. That would be an interesting watch. You know what? I'd even like to try watching a version of the series with no flash-anywheres. Just the people on the island. Sure, the whole series might only last 2 hours that way. But I would watch it.

  234. Holy crap you are grasping at straws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just face it, you wasted a lot of time on nothin' but smoke and mirrors.

  235. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    When you think about it, all mysticism is really generic. Sure the names change, but it all boils down to "explaining" things by saying "oh, the magic thingamajig did it through magic thingamajiggery."

    All metaphysics is generic.

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  236. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by linzeal · · Score: 1

    What the fuck are you talking about freshman? You insult me and people with autism, awesome sauce. My atheism is not a side effect of a mental disability or is your belief in God the side effect of your pedophilia? Maybe I have it in reverse?

    Human drama is cheap as well as readily available on a reality show all the while being far more engaging than 70% of the filler they used for LOST, if I wanted to watch everyone die slowly I will watch a war movie. Hell, I can go down to my local pub and get human drama by buying the right girl a few drinks and ask her how her day was. The point of LOST was that it was trying to be more than human drama and it failed.

    You clearly don't understand television the prevalence of TV mediocrity and how that effects syndication and DVD sales value. Mediocre sells because people can relate to mediocre. I'm assuming that includes you ?

  237. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I'm an Atheist and the ending for me was like watching the crew of the enterprise meeting Santa Claus at the North Pole

    Being an atheist doesn't preclude a person from enjoying fantasy-themed fiction, even if it's "spiritual" fiction. But with Lost it became clear very early on that the writers didn't have a clue about their own storyline, much less where the line that separates scifi from fantasy actually runs. Being annoyed at that has nothing to do with Atheism, it's just a common human reaction to being screwed over after a long con. As an Atheist myself, I didn't even have an issue with the afterlife ending, I actually liked the way those characters were sent off. I did take issue with the inept and clueless way the audience was treated from the second season on, but I decided to keep watching it because there were some decent moments in there. But really, at this point it shouldn't surprise anyone that there just was no answer to most of these "mysteries".

    On a side note: wishing for an afterlife is not at all incompatible with Atheism. An afterlife would be the coolest thing ever. So would world peace and the option for every human being to live a happy and fulfilling life. I can wish for many things, that doesn't mean I have to postulate they exist simply because I would like them to be true. It does mean, however, that in order for something to change, we need to do it ourselves instead of sitting around and praising the divinity of the status quo.

  238. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

    TV is full of shows about "human relationships". So full of them they don't even bother to write scripts anymore, just shove randome people into a box with cameras and watch the "human relationships" develop. It would be nice to see something more than that from time to time - a show about exploring a mysterious new land where no one even knows what the basic rules are, and figuring it all out - you know, good SF. That clearly wasn't what Lost was.

    Every thing that happens, happens for a reason.

    Now that's frightening. Are you sure it isn't this god of your that has Asperger's syndrome?

    From the tone of your response, you seem to equate "human relationships" with people getting physical. Unless if you only tuned into the last episode or were completely obliviously to what was going on because you were so enthralled with the minutia, you should have understood that the central themes of the show were faith and redemption.

    The main actor of the show (Matthew Fox) appeared on Jimmy Kimball Live last night and confirmed that the main plot of the show centred around Jack who started out a skeptic but ended up believing in a destiny where he would have to give up his life to save the lives of the other people on the island. At one point, he tried to resist that destiny by leaving the island but he eventually accepted his path in life. There were other stories of other characters going through a "fall", change in direction and redemption.

    Everything really does happen for a reason and sometimes when we are in the thick of things, we cannot understand it but it often comes clear when you look at it in hindsight. I cannot understand why you would try to anthropomorphize god to the extent that you would expect human emotions from a creator being. If you were in god's shoes, you would have to sometimes put aside the love that you feel for every one of your creations and do what is best for the bigger picture. As humans, we really cannot fathom what that would be like and such a concept seems totally alien to us. As high minded as a person's ideals may be, we still tend to love those who are closer to us more than strangers and would never think of sacrificing those most dear to us to save total strangers or even an enemy. That is how different we are to god because that is exactly what god would do.

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  239. Re:Was Not Impressible at All by Slur · · Score: 1

    Oh I dunno. The show was a great vehicle for exploring big questions, philosophical, scientific, and interpersonal. And it had a lot of emotional truth in it. The show may have pulled people in with its mysteries, but its truer value lies in the conflicts, resolutions, and journeys of the characters. Every episode is A-ffective if not always E-ffective, and as a whole it has a lot to say about the human condition. That said, the show has so many repeat phrases and in-jokes that it comes off with a very tongue-in-cheek feel as well. Add to that the "Official LOST Podcast" and Jorge Garcia's "Geronimo Jack's Beard" podcast, and the show formed an unprecedented level of dialogue and interaction with the audience. Perhaps because the central theme of the show is "letting go" I'm relieved to be able now to let go and be satisfied that I had some years of being thoroughly engrossed in a reflective and creative work.

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  240. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by lgw · · Score: 1

    A TV actor believes the show was really all about his character? Shocking!

    You must have an odd religion where you feel the need to make excuses for God without feeling the need to Capitalize His Name. I might believe in a caring god, or an all-powerful one, but the two concepts combined simply don't fit the world we live in. Some of the world's smartest people have tried to rationalize this for 1600 years, without a single compelling explanation. Capricious gods of ancient polytheisms were consistent with the evils we see in the world (not to mention natural disasters and so on); an omnipotent caring god - not so much.

    Engineers design systems with trade-offs that give the best result within rules they can't change. That becomes a poor excuse if you get to make all the rules.

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  241. Two words! by cil1mia · · Score: 1

    WHO CARES!

  242. I think it was because this guy left: by jbeach · · Score: 1

    http://www.annarbor.com/entertainment/lost-former-writer/
    Javier Grillo-Marxuach - he left at the end of the second season because of "creative differences". Which now sounds like he actually wanted these story ideas to go somewhere.

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  243. Schroedinger's Cat by Windrip · · Score: 1

    Sad that I've seen no references to this on /.

    The end of season five was that experiment: is the cat alive or dead? When they "left" the island via a successful explosion, they all had to die w/o the island's grace. They had to find grace in themselves and their actions, w/o the island to act as a mediating force.

    Yes, it's a sad reversion to Judeo-Christian ethics. Such is the way of Hollywood sentimentalism.

    Otherwise, it mostly works. Except for fixing high-pressure hydraulics w/ duct tape. Oh, and jets can't taxi backwards w/o a pushing force.

  244. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    That was a season finale, and I stopped watching again when I realized that all of that had failed to kill the guy.

    It didn't fail to kill him, its just that he got resurrected later on. Its all explained in the show.

    Yeah, I know, an alien wizard did it. I was not impressed.
    BTW that was back in the days when it was on tuesdays at 12:05 am, so these irritating moves were enough to make me give up on a show that required too much effort to watch to begin with (stupid local TV station... can't wait for the internet to kill it).

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  245. Re:No. by ChienAndalu · · Score: 1

    Dexter

  246. Wait, Jack and Juliet were involved? by rxan · · Score: 1

    Can someone explain this to me? I watched the whole series and I still don't get it. Maybe I forgot something.

    In the final episode in the waiting room flash-sideways in the hospital we find out that Jack's ex-wife and mother of his son is Juliet. I don't remember Jack and Juliet ever being together or mentioning being separated while on the Island. How then are they somehow together in the waiting room? I thought that the waiting room corresponded with what their lives were like as if the Island never happened.

    1. Re:Wait, Jack and Juliet were involved? by aok · · Score: 1

      The Others originally chose Juliet to get him to perform the surgery to fix Ben Linus. They chose her because she sort of looked like his ex-wife. Eventually, they did grow close...enough for some kissy-kissy face action :)

  247. Re:No. by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Is Colon Detox Hype?, P90x, and Paid Programming.

    except I always keep missing Paid programming, my DVR won't let me record it.

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  248. Re:No. by bennomatic · · Score: 1

    I hate "I agree" posts, but... I totally agree. Breaking Bad is one of the best shows on TV. Between that and Mad Men, AMC has really started to show some great innovation in TV writing and production.

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  249. Big surprise for disappointed people? by aricusmaximus · · Score: 1

    Anyone who's ever seen TV writers at work should have recognized from the start that Lost was basically a shaggy dog story.

    What's amazed me as someone very outside the show (I half-watched one episode) is the longevity of the show - that the writers were able to weave a story over five seasons in order keep audience interest this long.

    Bottom line: to the writers, producers: - kudos, you earned the recognition, $$$.

    To anyone who expected a payoff involving a truly cohesive meaningful meaning. You're looking in the wrong place - this is and was never a "Babylon Five". For Lost, the journey *was* the destination, and if you had some fun trying to dissect the meaning with friends and peers then that is the reward.

    With Lost being so successful, there *will* be successors. Where will the writers go? What will be "Lost II" and will it be better/worse? Will it attract an audience or will people who have watched Lost never watch a similar show again? Those questions are bound to be more interesting than the finale.

  250. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Beardydog · · Score: 1

    Nanobots would have been rational enough for me.

  251. Island was sunk due to Global Warming? :) by aok · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that the melting of the polar ice-caps was the reason why we see the island underwater at the start of Season 6 :)

    We know that by uncorking the island, it crumbles to pieces, yet all the stuff underwater was preserved.

    So maybe it took place well into the future where Hurley and Ben figured out a way to protect the island and die (and thus meet up with the rest of them in that fake-LA-afterdeath world).

  252. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

    It's bigger on the inside than on the outside, alright?

  253. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, you're just an obnoxious little faggot who likes to gossip about his little high school girl television shows like "lost"

  254. more importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where did the bury the survivors?

    1. Re:more importantly... by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      So everyone died, and the dead bodies buried themselves?

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  255. Jack death location and injury - same as pilot ep? by sprior · · Score: 1

    After the finale ended it occurred to me that in beginning of the pilot episode Jack woke up in the woods with a penetrating wound in the side and now in the end Jack was dieing of the same kind of wound possibly in the same location. Does anyone remember for sure whether it looked like the same bamboo woods and/or the injury was the same? If so it would appear the writers are leaving the idea open for interpretation that Jack died on day one and the whole series was just a dieing vision.

  256. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by BillX · · Score: 1

    The difference may be that I Dream Of Jeannie did not spend its first three seasons specifically playing up the mystery of how the mechanics of fitting into the bottle worked.

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  257. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Doctor Who.

  258. Re:Jack death location and injury - same as pilot by sprior · · Score: 1

    OK clothes were different and his wound was on the other side, so nevermind I guess...

  259. Good ending by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I liked it.

    However, the Fringe finale completely owned it.

  260. Was it just me or... by Modern+Primate · · Score: 1

    Was it just me or did it all end with the fate of the universe resting on the changing of a prehistoric stone light bulb? In fact, it must have been a Christmas light bulb, because if one went out, they all went out...

    1. Re:Was it just me or... by Modern+Primate · · Score: 1

      And while I'm at it, was I the only one mentally calling "fake Lock" unLock that whole time?

  261. The 5 year old asks... by Huzzah! · · Score: 1

    Hatch who?

  262. Art imitates life by Attila · · Score: 1

    One thing I took from BSG and that I think applies to Lost is that good television is like life; appreciate each new episode 'cause the ending's gonna suck.

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  263. I Write Subject Lines, Therefore I Am. by Alsee · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new sentient subject line overlords.

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  264. The worst part for me... Ben got off the hook by IronChef · · Score: 1

    In the flash forward/purgatory timeline, Ben at least had the good grace to apologize to Locke.

    Back on the island, Ben--murderous, deceitful Ben--was hanging out with the good guys and no one seemed to have a problem with it.

    The Ben in that timeline never had any sort of transformation that I noticed. Did I miss something? Was there a time when he said, sorry about all those people I killed, but I'm all better now?

    Instead, in the last season he mostly just looked surprised and off-guard. A nice change, to be sure, from his previous fat head. But he survived by keeping a low profile, not by EVOLVING. Not to sound like a screenplay writing textbook, but I wanted a redemptive character arc if he was to survive. Or, I wanted him to be a total bastard. That would be fine too. Better even!

    At the end of the day, he was neither.

    I was hoping very much that towards the end of the show, when they were going to try turning the light back on, that Jack would realize they had a serpent in their midst. "Ben," he'd say, "I've been an idiot to let you live this long," and he'd shoot him.

    Such a great character, and well played... but he did not get the ending he deserved. He simply ceased to matter, which was sad.

  265. Fictionalised reality show? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely Lost is simply a fictionalisation of Survivor that got out of hand?

  266. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want my 2 1/2 hours of life back. This bunch of mumbo jumbo drivel was with out a doubt the worst example of incompetent writers, greedy materialistic actors, and executives driven to make a buck off their customers, with no thought to any real value provided. By the end of the show, I was so mad that I nearly threw something at the TV screen to express my utter frustration with it all. I couldn't be bothered to watch the credits, so someone please post the names of the execs and the writers, so I can make special note of their participation in any project will convince me to not ever watch their spoils any more.
    What a piece of crap!

  267. Can't say I am satisfied by HyBry · · Score: 1

    I think they missed the mark on finale. I liked the episoed all the way to the last 20 min or so. In my opinion they just failed to create something that would equal the expectations. I am not a hard core fan and never really tried to go deep into all the mystery I feel that I have been let down big time where nothing have been explained. I feel this is especially disapointhing considering they knew when the show will end 3 years before it did. I suppose not all shows/creators can manage to pull of great or even satisfactory endings.

  268. In the end it was.. by gooneybird · · Score: 1

    The "lost" Ghost Whisperer episode.

    "Go into the light and everything will be well"

    There, the entire series summed up - short and simple

  269. Alternative endings by yannxou · · Score: 1

    I think they should film different alternative endings to the serie :) Like those books where you can jump from page to page or a videogame adventure (in which Lost was very similiar to in the first seasons). They could make a whole new sesons just with alternative endings. In fact, all the multiverse thing brings space for any possible alternative reality ending. I think my best favourite ending would have been John Lock going off the island and waking up in the Hospital after Jack surgery. Then he would rock the real world.. I know that this would have been obvious with reminiscences to Twin Peaks but I would enjoy this one a bit more..

  270. Sweet Sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It never ends, as long as someone makes money from it.

    The sequel will be called: Found.

  271. The Journey or the Destination ? by Zoxed · · Score: 1

    You could say there are 2 types of people: those who enjoy the journey as an end in itself and those for whom the purpose of a journey is the destination.
    Most of the time I am in the former group, and I loved the ending to Lost, even though it does not answer all the questions, and even those that are answered I do not understand them all and even though some are unsatisfying.
    So after a suitable break I will go back to Series 1 Episode 1 and I will repeat the journey :-)

  272. Fantasy Island Prequel by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    I thought it was a great prequal to Fantasy Island with Hurley become the N+3'rd Mr. Roark.

    Always a #1 and #2. Roark and Tattoo, Roark and the chick who's name no one remembers.

    Hurley discards Jacob's methods and uses the Island to help people go through the purgatory catharsis without having to die.

    Just needed him in a white suit....

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  273. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Kielistic · · Score: 1

    No, he died. They did have a reasonable enough explanation for that. Lorien had the power to restore some of his life force.

  274. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    No, he died. They did have a reasonable enough explanation for that. Lorien had the power to restore some of his life force.

    Unfortunately, "a wizard did it" does not rhyme with "good writing".

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  275. Re:Religious Viewers= $ by Syberz · · Score: 1

    At least in I Dream of Jeannie there was an explanation for the weird stuff, she's a Genie. Same goes for Bewitched and that audio-visual abortion with the blond chick, her aunts and the talking cat in which they're all witches.

    In LOST you had a bunch of freaky stuff that, to quote the writers, "will be totally explained in scientific terms" but wasn't even explained at all. They explained the flash sideways creatively, the limbo idea was neat, it would have been a nice season finale, not series finale. I didn't want a wiki detailing everything, but at least a hint of what the frack was going on would have been nice, even if they would have copped out at the end by saying that Jacob was just a Genie. That way I would have been less disappointed.

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  276. Very simple, and completely inconsistent by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

    I was actually hoping they would go for a "fountain-of-youth" or "life force of the planet" angle since they hinted at it. But then they mucked it up with the "corking an evil force" and electromagnetism and time travel and who knows what else.

    And why does it create smoke monsters again? To punish people by giving them immense powers that they can use to then destroy the island? What?

    I don't think the writers had as clear an idea of what was going on as you are implying they did. The mythology was a mess.

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  277. An Analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The entire show was limbo. Every single character in the show was dead from day one. Every single character in the show had something in common: They died miserable with their life and not ready to move on, or they were attached to something they couldn't take with them and were waiting for them to die as well.

    The island was the border between the afterworlds. "Heaven" and "Hell" so to speak. Mother, the woman who kills Jacob and Esau's mother (Who I suppose was already dead to begin with) is the original guardian during the timeline we are exposed to the island. She raises them in order to create a replacement for her so that she can "move on" into whatever she moves on into. Jacob makes a mistake letting Esau into "Hell" who comes back with the intent of destroying the border and letting hell into limbo.

    Every character in the show spends the entire show looking for something or someone to make being dead bearable, and they all eventually find it. They all move on together into the afterlife except for those who still find "leaving" unacceptable (Ben).

    Some people were dead before others. Desmond, Juliet, Ben, Richard, etc; all dead. The plane crash brought new people into purgatory.

    The flashbacks in the first season were peoples real lives before they died in the plane crash. Some of them were extravagant and bordered on fantasy (Hugo), but perhaps there is more to him being "crazy" than we would like to believe (As with Libby.)

    This is the best way I have come up with to explain the show. I can say that I truly enjoyed the entire ride, and I really enjoyed the ending.

    I'm sorry so many of you did not.

  278. MacGuffin Island by wavedeform · · Score: 1

    The grand finale episode of MacGuffin Island. No real answers, just emotional manipulation. Essentially the same ending as a recent cop show on the BBC, fwiw. J.J. Abrams has a TED talk where he talks about his mystery box. Because he never opened it, he doesn't know what's inside, he prefers the mystery to the reality. It seems like he treats his shows the same way; he doesn't know what the mystery really is, just that mystery itself is interesting.

    I don't understand why they bothered to wrap everything in Science Fiction clothes if they weren't going to respect that and instead resolve with a character-driven "spiritual" conclusion. With the ending they gave, the bulk of the series could have been a western, a cop show, a medical show... The LOST writers seemed to have used science fiction trappings only to tell a story in a "weird" way. I would have found the "Bardo church" conclusion much more acceptable, if they had at least _tried_ to address some of the science fiction /mystery aspects first. I think that they really dropped the ball by treating almost everything that drove the characters for the past five seasons as _only_ being a crucible for the formation of relationships. When you have a myth that spans millennia, to have its importance reduced to the relationships between a busload of people does the myth a disservice, as well as being disrespectful to the audience. What made this a "water-cooler" show was not the relationships, but the mysteries.

    I can almost picture it... Early on, one of the show runners sticks his head into the writers room and says "We're going to base this partially on that thing by Ambrose Bierce." The writers say "Great!" and then head to the bookstore. The only trouble is that they aren't sure what "thing" the show runner meant, so half of them pick up "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" and the other half pick up "The Devil's Dictionary." They'll fix it in post.

    The LOST finale was _almost_ like you had been keeping up with Sherlock Holmes stories, but in those Sherlock Holmes stories there was never any resolution to the mysteries contained within. There was a promised extra long finale story that was going to prove that the author(s) knew what they were doing all along. When that finale arrives, you discover that the mysteries had no real solutions, and that the stories were written to get Holmes and Watson laid a lot. If you were only really committed to Holmes and Watson, you found this a satisfying ending, but if the mysteries were much of the reason you were following things, you felt cheated.

    It strikes me that they could have explained a couple things fairly easily that would have made for a more balanced myth/character conclusion. Even some expository lump, vague hand waving about the origin of the Dharma Initiative and the relationships between Dharma / Hanso Foundation / Widmore Industries, etc. would have gone a long way, for me. I would have happily traded half the time from the Richard Alpert backstory for some Dharma / Hanso backstory. They've had a few seasons to plan for this, why did it feel slap-dash and rushed?

    What's that writing rule? Something like If you see a gun in the first act, it has to be used by the third? The trouble with LOST was that it showed so many "guns" early on, then in subsequent acts those guns turned out to be spears, or maybe fish, and eventually they didn't even matter, anyway. It's funny that almost all the things that fans obsessed over for the last six seasons don't matter, given this ending. Maybe that's the point: let go. Still, LOST was the only show that has been worth talking/thinking about for a long time. This ending only partially makes me regret watching the series.

    The Chalkboard from the Simpsons on the same night as the finale: "End of 'LOST': It was all the dog's dream. Watch us." If only that had been true.

  279. Oops by reg106 · · Score: 1

    The last link was supposed to be this.

  280. Re:As someone who has not watched and is proud of by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

    I feel justified in commenting because this is the kind of show I would have watched and enjoyed and ultimately been annoyed by had I not been warned off.

    Make-it-up-as-you-go storytelling with the writers acting smug that you never figured it out as it went along.

    Since you don't know anything about the show, let me fill you in on the show's history. The writers had the story arc planned out from the beginning, and never expected the show to be so popular and go on for so long. By season 2, ABC wanted to pull an x-files/bsg/etc. and drag the show out forever. The writers fought it and negotiated to do 6 seasons, but to have every season be 16 hours episodes instead of 24 hours. Combined with the writer's strike back in the 2nd or 3rd season, the show ended up being around 4 seasons long in total length.

    If you watch the show, you'll find there are probably 1 season worth of "bad" filler content, and possibly another 1 season worth of extended content that worked out well. It's hard to know exactly how much of the story was injected into the originally planned story arc. We can guess though, based on what worked well and felt meaningful and what didn't.

    Whether you enjoyed the show or not, I think it's pretty hard to deny that the show did answer almost every question it raised. If you look at the first season's "dudes in a jungle" and compare it to season 6, the mythology they built up and questions they answered are very extensive.

    For anyone wanting to try the show out, watching season 1 and the first episode of season 2 should be enough to tell whether you'll like it or not. That includes a huge answer to one of the biggest questions from season 1, and is demonstrative of the answers you continue to get for big questions throughout the rest of the show. There are some rocky "filler" patches in season 2 but it's mostly smooth sailing after that.

  281. Re:Mod parent up by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

    Oh, I did hit a nerve. Poor child.

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  282. The writers tried to warn us! by dipskinny · · Score: 1

    Just as the writers used Locke in the first 4 seasons to hint they would reveal the purpose of the island, I think they used the Man-in-Black in the last two seasons to warn us they coudn't pull it off. For example, John Locke used to say things like "We were brought here for a purpose, for a reason, all of us." Maybe the writers meant that like the survivors, the show had a purpose too, and it would be explained to us in the end, We just had to have faith. But perhaps they got in too deep and couldn't pull of the miracle. Perhaps the writers knew they were 'lost in the weeds' so to speak. And they used Man in Black to say, "Locke was wrong. He is a fool and he had no purpose", just like the show.

  283. Dissatisfaction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the same dissatisfaction some people have after reading the Bible. They want it all spelled out with no mystery.