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  1. he was lucky... on 11-Year-Old Graduates With Degree In Astrophysics · · Score: 0

    he managed to accomplish that before discovering masturbation.

    ...

    Or girls (in case someone outside the slashdot community reads this...)

  2. now he tells me... on Triangular Buttons Make On-Screen Keyboards More Usable · · Score: 0

    I've actually pulled them off out of frustration from a couple of keyboards.

    In my defense, it was probably before they were mapable...

  3. child?! on Making a Child Locating System · · Score: 0

    Duh-boy, cue debates on how much surveillance for your child is really necessary.

    Child?! I want one of those for my girlfriend!

  4. argh... on FMRI Shows Man Loves Wife More Than Angelina Jolie · · Score: 0

    This post is useless without pictures!

    Dude, the subject was beauty, beautiful women to be precise. Did you have to post that in the 'dick branch' of the discussion, where greek vs barbarian penis lenght is being ANALyzed?!

  5. wank rank... on FMRI Shows Man Loves Wife More Than Angelina Jolie · · Score: 0

    Your average guy wouldn't advertise being a wanker, nor build his claims to greatness on masturbating to an older instead of a younger model, or viceversa.

    Not trying to toot my own horn here (ahaaahha) but greatness in masturbation should be achieved by quantifiable measures, not style/performance or porn genre used. Just like with beauty, it has to remain objective, otherwise it's just like figure skating...

    So it's really not a matter of 'what kind of porn' but rather 'how many buckets'...

    Disclaimer: I haven't been a pro for years. At this point it's just an hobby.

  6. the real thing... on Terminator Salvation Opens Well, Scientists Not Impressed · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dude, Arnold is a real robot, so the whole franchise wouldn't even be considered sci-fi if it wasn't for the whole time travel bit.

  7. Re:sub-stantially different on Small Nuclear Power Plants To Dot the Arctic Circle · · Score: 0

    How are these substantailly different than their submerged nuclear power plants such as the Alfa, Oscar and Typhoon classes?

    By being russian...

    It's actually the worst idea in the whole country since Putin's parents decided to have kids.

  8. special... on Firefox Beta Scores 93 On Acid3 Test · · Score: 0

    After I've seen a guy with one arm and no legs roll a joint I kind of lost interest in the special olympics...

    And it's a true story too.

  9. already invented that... on A No-Touching 3D Computer Interface · · Score: 0

    No-Touching 3D Interface...

    That's just like my girlfriend when she's pissed at me...

  10. there is only one pirate repellent... on Mariners Develop High Tech Pirate Repellents · · Score: 0

    NINJAS!

  11. Re:"Great link apocolypse" WAT? on Can rev="canonical" Replace URL-Shortening Services? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please, more comments, or I'll be forced to read the actual article. I don't want to be kicked off slashdot for RtFA...

  12. Re:Name for the bat (Re:119V-0080) on Did Bat Hitch a Ride To Space On Discovery? · · Score: 2, Funny

    25,000 mph windspeed! That bat must've lost all its feathers by the time he got in space!

  13. Re:You Have Stolen From Your Bandmates & the R on Lars Ulrich Pirates His Own Album · · Score: 1

    my accessment is that I was freely 'given' the Album directly from Lars.

    Wrong! He didn't use bit torrent to get the album. He had a premium rapidshare account, which he won on a pornbb contest, and got that link from warez-bb.

  14. Re:Very suspicious site... on EFF Launches Surveillance Self-Defense Site · · Score: 1

    I'm running: XP Pro, Raw without any Service Packs, No firewall, No antivirus for 3 years now and haven't had any problems at all . . .

    Dude, whatever you're going through, suicide is NOT the solution!

  15. Re:I am shocked, shocked I tell you on Portugal's Vortalgate — No Microsoft, No Bidding · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm more shocked to learn that the -gate postfix is used outside of the US! Or, indeed, even English-speaking countries!

    Oh, but it is.

    We even use colgate around here.

    :))

  16. Re:It's pretty standard these days on Detecting Click Tracks · · Score: 1

    man, that unforgiving click is worse than having Roger Waters glaring at you balefully.

    I can think of three guys that would disagree, though sadly the one who could speak the most about it can no longer be heard

    And that bunch did know a bit about click tracks...

    :)

  17. Re:Wait a minute... on Microsoft Secret Prototype Phone Stolen · · Score: 1

    Is this some lame publicity stunt whereby Microsoft tries to draw attention to a product that didn't get leaked on the Internet on it's own?

    Well, if it does end up on eBay, it'll be a marketing nightmare if the auction ends without a single bid...

  18. Re:159357 popular with lefties? on Passwords From PHPBB Attack Analyzed · · Score: 1

    I'm a lefty, I use the mouse on the left side of the keyboard, with my left hand. My mice don't have odd shapes, so that's really not a problem. I use cheap mice and don't remap.

    It's just perfect for everything. From FPS gaming (WASD is so close!) to work (I design sites, retouch pictures and er... archive/review porn).

    Oddly enough I rarely use the numpad. That part of the keyboard is just left sticking out of my work area. Actually I should buy a numpadless keyboard for a new workspace that's just to tight.

    People find the whole mouse on the left thing odd, but that just adds to the fun.

  19. Re:Why not let a bit through? on A Step Toward an Invisibility Cloak · · Score: 1

    Similarly, a cloaking device can't afford to be lossy: if it lets just a little bit of light reflect off the object it's supposed to cloak, it's no longer effective.

    Why would that be no longer effective? If the cloak reroutes 90% of the light, then you're left with 10% opacity, right? Sure, something that translucent would be very difficult to see, especially from a distance.

    Yeah, but for it to REALLY work it has to be 'locker-room-transparent', and 10% just doesn't cut it...

  20. Re:So... on The Universe As Hologram · · Score: 1

    There is no spoon?

    It was probably misplaced by one of the turtles...

  21. true... on The Universe As Hologram · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're right, He uses Visa, hates paypal and is considering leaving eBay for good and selling His shit elsewhere. Those pesky fees! What's a Guy gonna do...

  22. scary title... on Security Checkpoints Predict What You Will Do · · Score: 1

    I wasn't logged in when I read it, so it looked like this:

    "Security Checkpoints Predict What You Will Do on Thursday January 01..."

  23. I've been looking for one of those... on Nanocar Wins Top Science Award · · Score: 1

    I meant the car! The car!!!

    Oh crap...

  24. Basil?! on Denver Couple Unveils Homemade Service Robot · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope it isn't fawlty...

  25. Re:flicker crashes on New York City Street Lights To Go LED · · Score: 1

    So, if you are seeing flicker in car and bus tail lights, then you can see a 250kHz "flicker" with an average brightness delta of a few lumens. If you can, I'm sure there are plenty of researchers who would love to talk to you as you are the only person on the planet who can.

    I'm guessing some people will claim Chuck Norris can do it too.