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  1. Re:What do they call it when... on Sarcasm Useful For Detecting Dementia · · Score: 1

    freak

  2. Re:Flat screen monitor flat on the desk on The Age of Touch Computing · · Score: 1

    Now lay your flat screen monitor flat on your desk, where your keyboard is, and try again. It won't be as tiring. There's a reason the Nintendo DS puts the touch screen on the bottom.

    How about neck pain from hours looking down to the monitor?

  3. Re:Get a life on Nintendo Slapped With Wiimote Strap Lawsuit Once Again · · Score: 1

    I heard the new firmware use the wiimote for it.

  4. Re:D.E.H.T.A. on Review: Wrath of the Lich King · · Score: 1

    "(for guys)" you say.

  5. Re:Thoughts? on A Quantum Linear Equation Solver · · Score: 1

    Can we have a Quantum Linear Racist Resolver? This guy need help!

  6. Re:Desktop Environment? on IBM Launches Microsoft-Free Linux Virtual Desktop · · Score: 5, Funny

    I removed windows from my house, thieves used it as backdoors.

  7. Re:new mascot on What Needs Fixing In Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    I vote for Chilly Willy

  8. Re:Let me guess... on Acorns Disappear Across the Country · · Score: 2, Funny

    They met Alvin, and now are trading songs for food.

  9. Re:For everything else, there's the patent office on IBM's But-I-Only-Got-The-Soup Patent · · Score: 1

    Irony is priceless.

  10. Re:Good price, actually. on Intel Takes SATA Performance Crown With X25-E SSD · · Score: 1

    Full or empty?

  11. Re:Lack of funding, maybe? on Has HavenCo's Data Haven Shut Down? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ThePirateBay should buy them out.

  12. Re:At least.. on Solar Wind Rips Up Martian Atmosphere · · Score: 1

    goatse.

  13. Re:bad news for earth? on Solar Wind Rips Up Martian Atmosphere · · Score: 1

    We just need to build our own DeathStar and destroy Mars

    Fixed

  14. Re:Check the EULA for Guitar Hero 3 on Hacks Allowing Disabled Gamers To Play Guitar Hero · · Score: 1

    But if you own the console, the game and the controller, you can do whatever you want with them, don't you?

  15. Re:I was just wondering on Astronaut Loses Tools While Performing an EVA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Put her make-up stuff inside it, I bet she won't lose it again!

  16. Re:Should it really cost as much as it does? on The ISS Marks 10 Years In Space · · Score: 1

    Because they don't do what NASA does.

  17. Re:Should it really cost as much as it does? on The ISS Marks 10 Years In Space · · Score: 1

    7. Profit!

  18. Re:And for what? on The ISS Marks 10 Years In Space · · Score: 1

    • Robotic Arms
    • Golf Clubs

    I think I've found out what that two rovers are really doing on Mars!

  19. Re:Strange Complaints on Why Developers Are Switching To Macs · · Score: 1

    4. Cast Summon otheruser's secure RPC credentials.

  20. Re:Real Name! on Real Name For Open Source Development? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hi Mr November, how you doing today?

  21. Re:Ears.. on Quantum Cloaking Makes Molecules Invisible · · Score: 1

    Tell me, does this mean that Schrödinger's cat doesn't need to die?

    Not if it's a lolcat.

  22. Re:Light beings What do you mean we don't have on DNA Strands Modified Into Tiny Fiber-Optic Cables · · Score: 1

    I don't know what you had in your breakfast today, but you seem to be too bitter. I was talking about intelligence, not morality. We still can't make them smart/fast/strong enough to practice all this immorality you're talking about.

  23. Re:the greatest threat to the species on Reducing the Risk of Human Extinction · · Score: 1

    humanity itself is its own greatest enemy

    You talk like a wise-old man found in any poor literature.

    And I talk like a Troll, found in any /. thread.

    Sorry, I'm bored, again.

  24. Re:Light beings on DNA Strands Modified Into Tiny Fiber-Optic Cables · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thinking fast doesn't mean thinking wisely. We don't have an AI level high enough to put on robots to make the smarter than us.

  25. Re:AMD needs more advances... on AMD Launches First 45nm Shanghai CPUs · · Score: 1

    That's why girls prefer AMD.