Has anyone else seen the episode of The Simpsons where Homer starts an internet business and Bill Gates offers to "buy him out?" Then when Homer agrees:
Yesterday Firefox crashed on me TEN TIMES!!! Today it was about five. Before yesterday, hardly ever. Is it time to finally make the move to Linux? I think Ballmer has finally grabbed my browser by the balls, and there's nothing I can do...on Windows at least.
Have a mouse with no buttons and instead put pedals under the desk that serve as left and right clicking...and perhaps a clutch and gear shift for scrolling.
Dear Sir or...uh...Sir (this is/.), I based #5 on my endless encounters with posts beginning with "Well if you bothered to RTFA..." as there were little or no comments that contained the suggestion to "NRFTA." Although the latter is a path taken by many, it is shown that those who DO RTFA are modded up as insightful, interesting, and above all informative. Thank you for your concern and remember that #8 is the most important guideline of all.
Hello, you must be new to Slashdot. To save you some surfing and reading, here are the ground rules:
1. Down with Microsoft
2. Down with Sony
3. Down with Microsoft a little less when discussing video games
4. Although posting anonymously gives you a sense of freedom and relieves you of the burden of mod points, you'll eventually be curious to create an account so you can read all our wonderful sigs and get e-mail replies to your insightful comments.
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On Windows Visiotechnicaq: 1024
On Mac OS 12.3: 512
On Ubuntu 20.4 (Manic Muskrat): 128
But then again, who needs e-mail when you got telepathic IM?
Can Linux users still have these? Oh wait, why do we need your permission? We're Linux!
Good luck with your (f)lame wars...
So much for saying "In Soviet Russia, ISP watches you"
Sor senses you!
1. Monitor TorrentSpy.
2. ?????
3. Profit!
Of course! It's so obvious!!
Grab your brooms! It's shenanigans!
Message sends you!
Rows of blocks clear you!
Has anyone else seen the episode of The Simpsons where Homer starts an internet business and Bill Gates offers to "buy him out?" Then when Homer agrees:
Gates: Buy 'em out, boys! [two henchmen start wrecking Homer's office]
Homer: What are you doing?
Gates: I don't get rich by writing a bunch of checks [laughs moniacally].
"Because they're stupid. That's why anyone does anything." -Homer Simpson
You seem to be making a post for Slashdot. Would you like to
1. turn off your computer and get a life
2. seek counseling
3. look up a local escort service
Touche.
(pretend there's an accent mark over the e)
So he works for Microsoft?
Did somebody say irony?
In Soviet Russia, file shares you!
Troll something something you!
This is the best reply I could think of with without resorting to counter-trolling.
You just contradicted Christianity!
That's what she said!
Yesterday Firefox crashed on me TEN TIMES!!! Today it was about five. Before yesterday, hardly ever. Is it time to finally make the move to Linux? I think Ballmer has finally grabbed my browser by the balls, and there's nothing I can do...on Windows at least.
I guess with the idea of Miis it would also be possible to write your name with your Wii. Better get some snow...
Have a mouse with no buttons and instead put pedals under the desk that serve as left and right clicking...and perhaps a clutch and gear shift for scrolling.
"But there are no windows!"
"Exactly."
Dear Sir or...uh...Sir (this is /.), I based #5 on my endless encounters with posts beginning with "Well if you bothered to RTFA..." as there were little or no comments that contained the suggestion to "NRFTA." Although the latter is a path taken by many, it is shown that those who DO RTFA are modded up as insightful, interesting, and above all informative. Thank you for your concern and remember that #8 is the most important guideline of all.
sincerely,
Some Guy
Hello, you must be new to Slashdot. To save you some surfing and reading, here are the ground rules:
1. Down with Microsoft
2. Down with Sony
3. Down with Microsoft a little less when discussing video games
4. Although posting anonymously gives you a sense of freedom and relieves you of the burden of mod points, you'll eventually be curious to create an account so you can read all our wonderful sigs and get e-mail replies to your insightful comments.
5. RTFA
6. Up with Linux
7. Up with Apple, but not as much as Linux.
8. In Soviet Russia, Slash Dots you!
Enjoy!
http://blog.wired.com/games/2007/05/video_rejected _.html