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  1. Re:Where do ideas come from? on Microsoft's Multitouch Coffee Table Display · · Score: 0

    I guess 2007 won't be the year of Linux on the coffee table.

  2. Re:Congratulations, Microsoft on Microsoft's Multitouch Coffee Table Display · · Score: 0

    The bridge just called. It wants its trolls back. And the goats.

    And...

    In Soviet Russia, coffee table touches you!

  3. Re:Tabs on The Secrets of Firefox about:config · · Score: 0

    That's not what I was going for. I was implying that Firefox would be racist.

  4. There is something like that. on Gates and Jobs to Share A Stage · · Score: 0

    Go to Youtube and type Gates Jobs into the search box...

  5. Re:new ad campaign ineffective, misses point on Zune Team Getting Amnesty for iPod Use · · Score: 0

    Narrator: And so the bold legions of PC and Mac users went forth into battle...the powerful, tightly-knitted cluster of Mac soldiers armed with their modded iPhone swords and unaware of the audible carnage around them due to their blasting iPods--and the varied array of PC users, from corporate IT managers to hardcore gamers to plastic-light-saber-wielding nerds to senior citizens to stay-at-home moms, armed with their shields prominently displaying their beloved coat of arms (the Windows symbol) and chanting "C:Windows/Attack.exe!" Although the PC soldiers epically outnumbered the Mac soldiers, large portions of the legion crashed frequently and inconveniently. There was no way that a single nation could fully gain victory in the war, but it was highly entertaining to the vast number of Linux villages watching eagerly from high up in the hills. This was truly a battle that no ONE could win...

  6. Re:Tabs on The Secrets of Firefox about:config · · Score: 0

    That's fine, as long as they don't use colored tabs on us.

  7. Re:I agree on What is the Best Console Controller of All Time? · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I would also vote for the PlayStation controller. My biggest struggle with it would be when I got a PS2 and was forced into using the analog sticks whereas analog on a PS1 was optional (and no one I knew ever used it). I don't have a problem with it now though. I can't imagine using any other kind of controller.

    I hope I don't get modded down for praising a Sony product. The subject of video games is the most self-contradictory topic on Slashdot because we are required by law to hate MS, excuse me, M$ and $ony and not be crazy about Nintendo due to DRM.

  8. peta? on Second-gen iPhone Confirmed? · · Score: 0

    Do you mean terabyte?

  9. Random crazy theory on What's the Worst Technical Feature You've Used? · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure how it relates to setting the date, but /. voices in my head are assuring me it's to properly enforce a DRM lock on all your food. No heating stolen pizza for you!

    General Electric, General Motors, and General Mills are all in this together. I can feel it.

  10. Re:won't RTFA on Bookstore Owner Burns Books · · Score: 0

    Draco Malfroy you son of a gun, is that you?

  11. Re:My big fat house on Robotic Ecologies · · Score: 0

    Uh-oh! Is it time for another "In Soviet Russia" joke? cough*houselivesinyou*cough

  12. Re:Increase sales volume, destroy the brand on Dell Plans to Sell PCs at Wal-Mart · · Score: 0

    Look closer.

    "No wait, it's a J-pod! It's so hard to tell those two letters apart."

  13. You can do better than that... on Apple Mac OS X Update For 17 Vulnerabilities · · Score: 0

    If you spell "Mac" with a 'k' GTFO
    If you have a desktop background besides the aqua color GTFO
    If you auto hide the dock GTFO
    If your Mac is not white GTFO
    If your iPod is black GTFO
    If you have cable or satellite TV GTFO
    If you do not watch the Mac ads on Youtube on a daily basis GTFO
    If you use a two-button mouse GTFO
    If you refer to Apple as Apple Computers GTFO
    If you do not keep a picture of Steve Jobs in your wallet GTFO
    If you have any game console GTFO
    If you have fewer than 11 Macs GTFO
    If you have not applied for a job at the Apple store GTFO
    If you are not going to legally change your first name to Mac GTFO
    If you respond with a "In Soviet Russia" joke GTFO

    And THAT'S how you troll.

    Now back to my PC...

  14. In Soviet Russia... on A Million Zunes Sold · · Score: 0

    Just kidding. My mp3 player is a Samsung YP-U2J. I prefer it over the iPod because...

    It's the size of a flash drive and charges as such.

    Although browsing for a particular song in a large library can be a pain without a click wheel, I rarely do that because I keep the device on shuffle mode.

    It has an FM tuner, which I used all the time back when my library only consisted of 5 ripped CD's.

    It has 2GB, which is plenty of storage for music.

    It doesn't store pictures or video, but I don't need a portable device for that. I have a computer.

    It's only $100. The iPod nano is the only member of the iPod family that comes close and it's $150, with no FM tuner.

    But that's just me. If I had more money, I would have probably gotten an iPod. I wouldn't now though, because I'd rather have a world outside of iTunes. Just my various rambling for today...

  15. Aw crap! What the f*** happened?! on Will ISPs Spoil Online Video? · · Score: 0

    If everyone with an account simultaneously withdrew their funds, the bank would collapse.

    That would be a funny April fools prank to play on your local bank, as long as everyone put their money back later that day. "April fools!"

  16. In, Soviet, Russia..., on Cell Phones Disable Keys for High-End Cars · · Score: 0

    Commas, separate, you!,

  17. first post? on CG Television Clone Wars Trailer Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    C'mon...first post...first post...

  18. In Soviet Russia... on VM Enables 'Write-Once, Run Anywhere' Linux Apps · · Score: 2, Funny

    LINY is not you!