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  1. Not just those in the goverment are stupid... on P2P Network Exposes Obama's Safehouse Location · · Score: 4, Funny

    I heard a "security focal" in a large helpdesk group once tell us that mp3 files were "illegal" and anyone caught with them would be charged and fired.

  2. If Alaska were an island, or this thing was flying on Huge Unidentified Organic Blob Floating Around Alaska · · Score: 1

    ...it might make sense to say "floating around Alaska". Personally, I think there's some bad acid floating around up there, and a lot of people are taking it!

  3. A town gone "funny' on Crowdsourcing Big Brother In Lancaster, PA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A chilling quote:

    "Years ago, there's no way we could do this," said Keith Sadler, Lancaster's police chief. "It brings to mind Big Brother, George Orwell and '1984.' It's just funny how Americans have softened on these issues."

    I am not sure "funny" is the term I would use to describe the change.

    But then again, I for one welcome our new...actually I don't, screw them and the fear they rode in on!

  4. WTF is wrong with you people!!!! on $1.9 Million Award In Thomas Case Raises Constitutional Questions · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Trillions in bailouts to banks that wasted the untold fortunes of the average person's retirement funds in vain attempts they knew should have failed to make the rich beyond need bankers even more fucking rich, and the courts have a audacity to award the perveyors of packaged pop poop almost $100k per song shared? You people are totally fucked in the head. If it gets like this in Canada I am leaving - but where can I go that's not that inasane? Jeebus jumpin jehosiphat!

  5. Re:Worst thing to come out of this SCO mess on SCO Sells Its UNIX Product Line To London Firm · · Score: 1

    Hi MOG! How's the stalking^h^h^h^h^h^h^hinvestigative journalism gig working out fer ya?

  6. Re:Falcons on For Airplane Safety, Trying To Keep Birds From Planes · · Score: 4, Interesting
  7. USGS in Nortyh Korea!?!? on North Korea Conducts Nuclear Test · · Score: 0, Troll

    "A magnitude 4.7 earthquake was recorded by the USGS in North Korea."

    When did they sneak in there? Okay, being a grammar bammer, but really it should read:

    "A magnitude 4.7 earthquake in North Korea was detected by USGS sensors in [some_place]."

  8. Re:Buy the books on Don't Panic, It's Towel Day! · · Score: 2, Informative

    Um, its not the anniversary of his death, that's n the 11th of May.

  9. Re:Darl said... on Microsoft Raises $3.8B in Bond Sale · · Score: 1

    Of course, this includes the costs of "finishing up" all the outstanding lawsuits.

  10. Darl said... on Microsoft Raises $3.8B in Bond Sale · · Score: 2, Funny

    that's how much its gonna cost to bail out SCO.

  11. Its all in one place... on Classic Books of Science? · · Score: 0, Troll

    the Bible. The Whole Truth is there. Right Ms. Palin?

  12. Wow, they are full of insights! on Think-Tank Warns of Internet "Brownouts" Starting Next Year · · Score: 1

    On the front page is this one - must have taken a team of highly skilled research scientists to come up with it:

    "Flu Fears Likely to Fuel Rise of Telepresence".

    No shit Sherlock.

    If they say the interweb demand is going to exceed capacity, I say we either add more pipes or make the ones we got bigger...or maybe we need to ream 'em out - are they gotten clogged up with fat and pr0n and bad music videos and stuff?

  13. He's not quite "done" yet! on Supreme Court Declines Jack Thompson Appeal · · Score: 1

    Or so Game Politics quotes:

    In response to [GamePolitics'] speculation that "the... decision almost certainly ends Thompson's fight to have his permanent disbarment overturned," - Not at all. I have four more options, all better than this one. This was the longest of shots. All four of the others are much, much shorter shots. Stay tuned. As Winston Churchill implored: "Never give in. Never, never, never, never, never."

  14. New Job for Jack... on Jack Thompson Spams Utah Senate, May Face Legal Action · · Score: 1

    He should become Michael Jackson's lawyer...then it would be a total nut-job defending a complete wacko.

  15. Good for them! on NASA Names Space Station Treadmill After Colbert · · Score: 1

    Nice to see NASA has a sense of humour. Or would that be humor for you folks south of the border?

  16. Re:Why not? Ascii is everything. on Online Banking Customers Migrating To Lynx · · Score: 1

    Ascii flash?

    as in ascii-flash-poniez?

    Or, as Homer says, "Ummmmm, ascii-flash-poniez!

    I had an ascii-flashback once...it wasn't ponies I saw though.

  17. Re:Pandora's blog has been opened on The Guardian Shifts To Twitter After 188 Years of Ink · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new Achievement Whore Overlords!

  18. Re:Fuck Colbert, tell him to get his own Station on NASA In Colbert Conundrum Over Space Station · · Score: 1

    ...I'm getting bloody sick of his internet vandalism.

    Get off my internet!

  19. Re:Like my "dent-proof" carafe on Dell's Rugged Laptop Doesn't Quite Pass 4-Foot Drop Test · · Score: 1

    According to Snopes (and my memory - I live in Toronto where this happened) this is indeed true:

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/window.asp

  20. Re:Oh come on, where's the 100W LED in an E27 sock on LEDs Lighting Up the African Darkness · · Score: 1

    The LED's are here now, if you have access to the vast pool of $'s you need to implement them. One article said on the order of $60k to do a nice big home. Even if your home is 1/60th of "nice big" that's still $1k.

  21. Re:Offer a Background Check If You Suspect This on Repairing / Establishing Online Reputation? · · Score: 1

    Are most of the hits related to what a kick-ass bass player you are? And you waste your time here? Dude?!?!?!

  22. Re:Obligatory. on Ricardo Montalban Dead At 88 · · Score: 1

    Actually the skit on SNL back in the 70's had Ricardo matched up against Lloyd Bridges.

    Quiene mas macho? Senor Lloyd Bridges or Senor Ricardo Montalban?

  23. Re:I heard a song about this once... on Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide · · Score: 1

    Blue Zune
    You saw me standing alone
    Without a dream in my heart
    Without a love of my own
    Blue Zune
    You know just what I was there for
    You heard me saying a prayer for
    Someone I really could care for

    And then there suddenly appeared before me
    The only one my arms will hold
    I heard somebody whisper please adore me
    And when I looked to the Zune it turned to $gold$

    Blue Zune
    Now Im no longer alone
    Without a dream in my heart
    Without a love of my own

    And then there suddenly appeared before me
    The only one my arms will ever hold
    I heard somebody whisper please adore me
    And when I looked the Zune had crashed and burned

    Blue Zune
    Now Im really alone
    Without a dream in my heart
    Without a love of my own

    Blue Zune
    Now Im really alone
    Without a dream in my heart
    Without a love of my own

  24. Re:Legal advice. on Entertainment Software Association Following RIAA? · · Score: 1

    Reminds of the policy at one company I worked for: "MP3 files are illegal and not permitted" On the other hand we did have a guy on the team who spent most of the day downloading music files onto a client laptop and then taking it home at night to transfer to his home PC.

  25. Re:ahhh on MUDs Turn 30 Years Old · · Score: 1

    MUME was my first as well!