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  1. Do I need free soda? on Do Developers Need Free Perks To Thrive? · · Score: 1

    Not as long as I can go home at 5, no.

  2. See, what you did there, that was racist. on Spiderman's Politically Correct Replacement · · Score: 2

    The framing of this article seriously makes me want to take Slashdot off the list of sites I look at. Politically correct? Because he's not white? Cowardly, pissant, fragile ego white kids need to get over themselves. And now.

  3. Call Bob Howard. on Mysterious Object Found In Seabed · · Score: 1

    We better not be violating the second Benthic treaty, that's all I have to say...

  4. Yes. on Do Developers Really Need a Second Monitor? · · Score: 0

    ..anything else?

  5. Re:really?! on NYPD Anti-Terrorism Cameras Used For Much More · · Score: 1

    If you don't like it, stop developing the tech. Because if it exists, it will be used against you.

    That will never happen. If a tech can be developed, someone will develop it. What we need is a real civil government. Mind you, I have no idea how to implement that these days.

  6. Oh fabulous.... on Large Hadron Collider is a Time Machine? · · Score: 2

    The Future: A first post, stamping on an article, forever.

  7. Dammit! Other films did this too on TI Plans Minority Report UI Using ARM SoC + Projector · · Score: 1

    I need to compile a list, but off the top of my head Earth: The Final Conflict did this years before Minority Report. That is all.

  8. Re:not science on The Hidden Reality Draws Ire From Physicists · · Score: 1

    I would argue that the effects are observable, and they're against it. If every choice is available somewhere, why does probability work so well? Why can we somehow navigate this infinite sea of all possibilities with confidence?

  9. Different? on South Korea Deploys Killer Robot In DMZ · · Score: 1

    Is this vastly different than the Predator drones we use in AfPak? Or are we just freaked out because someone else is doing it?

  10. Well... on How Do You Land a Nuke-Powered Mini-Cooper On Mars? · · Score: 1

    Very carefully?

  11. Re:Build-in function library on Go, Google's New Open Source Programming Language · · Score: 1

    The only problem with this is that a huge amount of time web devs are working on servers they don't own and don't have install privileges to. That's why PHP wins.

    Sad but true.

  12. Re:The game on Free-To-Play Switch Going Well For D&D Online · · Score: 1

    Actually, right now, you can buy all the ddo content and come out ahead of six months of a paid account. That'll probably change, but at the moment you get a monetary advantage being a free player.

  13. Prediction tool on Gold Spam Becoming a Sore Topic For Aion Players · · Score: 1

    Weird, DDO doesn't have this problem. Does this mean it's doomed? Can you now predict success of an MMO on spam levels?

  14. Re:At the Risk of Sounding Like an Apologist on Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe · · Score: 1

    Right, and how do they grow it?

    Unless it's an unusually uh, moist, area, you'd get the same thing with water collectors anywhere there's a settlement and no need to pay a farmer plus transport it. It didn't look real wet around that farm.

  15. Re:At the Risk of Sounding Like an Apologist on Poor Design Choices In the Star Wars Universe · · Score: 1

    R2-D2 Sure, he's cute, but the flaws in his design are obvious the first time he approaches anything but the shallowest of stairs. Also: He has jets, a periscope, a taser and oil canisters to make enforcer droids fall about in slapsticky fashion -- and no voice synthesizer. Imagine that design conversation: "Yes, we can afford slapstick oil and tasers, but we'll never get a 30-cent voice chip past accounting. That's just madness."

    I believe his primary function is a flight droid so they were built to interface with ships. Not a lot else. John Scalzi seems to suffer from the "must have everything" school of thought and doesn't think the future will focus on minimalism and getting one thing right. Thank god he's not writing software and just another hot air blogger. I reject Episodes I, II & III so I don't know what he's talking about with the oil slick and jets.

    Yeah, well my toasters primary function is to make toast. However, they decided to put a lever that allows me to communicate with it so that I'm not in the dark as to what's going on. Here's the design meeting:

    "Hey we've got this kickass flight droid that will sit right behind you and help you out while you fly"

    "Sweet, so it'll like, tell me if there's problems"

    "Oh sure. As long as you speak boopie-beepie"

    "...."

    C-3PO Can't fully extend his arms; has a bunch of exposed wiring in his abs; walks and runs as if he has the droid equivalent of arthritis. And you say, well, he was put together by an eight-year-old. Yes, but a trip to the nearest Radio Shack would fix that. Also, I'm still waiting to hear the rationale for making a protocol droid a shrieking coward, aside from George Lucas rummaging through a box of offensive stereotypes (which he'd later return to while building Jar-Jar Binks) and picking out the "mincing gay man" module.

    Again, you're overlooking his primary function. C-3PO is a protocol droid designed to serve humans, and boasts that he is fluent "in over six million forms of communication." So he's got arthritis, well, you didn't build him to be flexible or fight. You built him to look pretty and translate. Everything else is bells and whistles. I think he was meant to stand in a corner for some rich merchant or politician and translate any language imaginable. Are you going to tell me that my car is flawed because I couldn't afford a $20 toaster to put in the dash?

    Nah, I'll tell you your car is flawed if they put an air conditioner in it that only blows hot sand. So what he's a protocol droid? They gave him ARMS AND LEGS. And then made sure that they barely work? What the hell.

    Death Star An unshielded exhaust port leading directly to the central reactor? Really? And when you rebuild it, your solution to this problem is four paths into the central core so large that you can literally fly a spaceship through them? Brilliant. Note to the Emperor: Someone on your Death Star design staff is in the pay of Rebel forces. Oh, right, you can't get the memo because someone threw you down a huge exposed shaft in your Death Star throne room.

    Uh, the second Death Star was never completed, you idiot. The rebels learned about it and attacked it before it had everything completed so anything like "four paths to the central core" or "exposed shafts" could well have been necessary during its construction. Haven't you seen Clerks or watched Robot Chicken's parody of Palpatine trying to talk to the foreman?

    Yeah, so here's a guy who already lost one giant pile of money (plus like a million people which makes Skywalker one of the great genociders of the SW universe, but I digress) by having a kid blow the first one up with a single shot. You're going to build another one, you know he and his pain in the ass rebellion is still around, and is watching you. So what you do see, is oh, DON'T PUT THE EXPLOSIVE REACTOR IN UNTIL LAST. Just a thought.

    But

  16. Re:No, it's the stupidest tech startup on Is the Federal Government the Most Interesting Tech Startup For 2009? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Right. Besides the aqueducts, medicine, roads, and irrigation, the bully has given us nothing!

  17. Re:Played by? on Guitar, Studio Wizard Les Paul Dies At 94 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, he used to put his good les pauls on a stand behind the amp, pull out a cheap copy and smash the crap out of it. He wasn't totally stupid.

  18. Great! on Gold Sold From Vending Machines In Germany · · Score: 1

    Now if I could just find an XP vending machine, I 'd be all set.

  19. Re:!demo on Microsoft Debuts Full-Body Controller-less Gaming At E3 · · Score: 1

    Nah. I've played this game. I'm working on this project (thank god I can talk about it) and that's fairly accurate. They're improving the tracking on this thing on a weekly basis and it's pretty playable now. I'm not sure whether this is going to set the world on fire or not, but what you saw being played on stage is the real deal.

  20. Re:Economics in one Lesson on Cape Wind Ready To Bring First Offshore Wind Farm · · Score: 1

    Fundamental to my argument is that people have a right to that which they produce.

    Well, you may want to check with whoever you work for. Most people don't.

    Secondary to that is that people know how best to spend the money that they earn

    Yeah, especially the people who run fortune 500 companies. They do great.

  21. Re:Excited about a new OS release? on Is Microsoft Improving Its Image? · · Score: 1

    Geez, you need a girlfriend.

  22. I guess I'm insane... on Leaked Star Wars Battlefront III Footage · · Score: 1

    But I loved SWBF 2.

    I'm looking forward to this, but a playable ewok? Who the hell wants that?

  23. Singing or speaking jackets? on Stretchable, Flexible, Transparent Nanotube Speakers · · Score: 2, Funny

    As if ringtones weren't annoying enough. Welcome to hell.

  24. Re:My first "Fallout 3 Moment" on Fallout 3 Launches Amidst Controversy · · Score: 1

    Pets like the toilet because preferring water from running sources is a great survival strategy.

  25. Re:But what is he _really_ doing? on Doctorow Tears Up ISP Contract Over Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Ugh, that's just idiotic.

    Tiered pricing is no different than tiered pricing in any other arena. Prime office space on the top floor in downtown San Francisco, California is going to cost you a lot more than the shack behind Pete's Tacos. A Rodeo Drive storefront costs more than your mom's basement

    Right, except in your rather strained analogy, noone is saying what you can do inside the space you've bought. The price tiering here is bandwidth, not access to a certain class of packets.

    Welcome to the world of capitalism, where nothing is free except you.

    Yes, well theoretically capitalism is our economic model and democracy is our political model, with the expectation that the latter will be valued over the former. Not that it always works, but shrugging your shoulders and saying "that's how they get ya" is simply admitting it's too hard and you don't want to think about it.