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If caught the perpetrator will be sent to county jail where he will LOSE his anal virginity, and his arse will become as LOOSE as a clowns pocket.
Now, see, I have an issue with this. As a video watcher who is also a father, it is indeed possible that my son may be with me at some point where I am buying "M" rated porn films. My son is quite young right now, so no employee could realistically believe that he's going to be watching the porn, but 8 years from now or so, I foresee myself still watching and buying porn. What then? I have to leave him at home or tell him to bugger off to look at the TVs while I jerk off to the porn?
And my age group gets older, this situation is going to become more and more common.
I dropped out of my degree course after a year. I am currently working for an extremely large multinational in their software testing factory. My job also requires that I know the C programming, so to that end work is letting me re-learn it on their time.
I echo the sentiment that it isn't what qualifications you have it is the knowledge you have and how you apply that knowledge. I am not saying that having a CS degree won't help you because it will. However there are a lot of people coming out of University with degrees in CS and Software Eng that are working McDonalds.
Start at the bottom of the ladder and don't miss rungs else you might find yourself falling back to the floor again.
Good luck on finding that elusive job. It is out there!
If you had ever walked round Bulwell in Nottingham England on a market day, you will be able to see for yourself that evolution has indeed reversed and that judging by the state of some of the knuckle draggers walking round evolution reversed some time ago. This isn't the problem however... The problem is is that they are breeding. Some might even say inbreeding.
American courts have over 1000 years of law behind them???? Okayyyyyyyy. I was under the opinion that America started forming its own laws..... ooh.... I would say about 226 years ago after the war of independence. Don't quote me on this but I didn't think that America had 1000 years of history let alone law (I am not talking about native Americans).
When it comes to murderers who we are sure have committed the crime we should kill them. Like we put a dog down when it is too badly injured and suffers. Keeping these people in Jail is a waste of resources. Unless of course we turn them into a resource and work them as free labour to pay for their accommodation and food. I say either humanely kill them or have them up at 05:00hrs and work them till 21:00hrs. This way they would be too tired to be bothered about buggering each other.
I doubt that Linux will ever be king on the desktops. Using it for embedded systems however like mobile phones and other types of portable communications devices will be the way that Linux beats the dreaded M$ empire.
Well if you don't want to go out you could do a few sets of my armchair exercises.
I keep a set of weights next to my chair and when I am thinking about a problem I will pick up the weights and do various exercises. Another one I do is sitting on the edge of the chair and raising my legs parallel to the ground and see how long I can hold them there for.
When you are watching TV and the adverts come on you can do some cat stretches (similar to a Hindu press up), sit ups and squats.
Whilst all these exercises are great you do need to work on flexibility as well. To do this make sure you do a lot of stretches as well.
If you don't like traditional exercises in front of people because you are introverted try something different like rock climbing. This is great for building upper body strength and losing weight. You can lose 1000 calories in an hour if you really go for it. I wouldn't recommend this however to start of with as the next day you will wish you were dead because of the pain in your forearms. 2 hours ever other day is more than enough to start out with.
Also martial arts are a great way to lose weight and build muscle mass.
You could buy a running machine, rowing machine, and some weights for your house.
You have to remember though that all this advice you have been given is useless if you are going to eat pizza and drinks cola all day long. You need a reasonable diet. I am not saying don't eat pizza or drink cola but just do in in moderation.
I was 16 stone (224 pounds) and am now 14 stone (196 pounds). This may not sound like much of a loss in weight but if you consider that muscle weighs more than fat my BMI is quite low. I am still a way of having a six pack but that is mainly due to the six pack in my fridge.
Hope this has helped.
I was going to mod this as a interesting and leave it be but.... I am REALLY pissed off with my ISP (Virgin Media). The reason for this is that I am suppose to have a 2Mb connection but my average connection is about 10-20 KBps. And this is in the middle of the night! I have to say that the cost for accessing the internet in the UK is an abortion. If that isn't bad enough I had a 20Mb connection that they sell as a 20MB connection in their marketing. Who here thinks that I have a case for marketing standards and fair trade???
They are going to call version 7, Everest Edition... Why you might ask???
Because it is going to be the biggest mountain of bloat ware the world has ever seen.
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Example: If caught the perpetrator will be sent to county jail where he will LOSE his anal virginity, and his arse will become as LOOSE as a clowns pocket.
In the pocket!!!
Damn I was planning to get one based on the blowjobs....
I think this was suppose to be funny.... If I had the mod points I would mod up up +5 Sarcasm
No they used apes and paid them in rotten fruit... That is why the apes revolted and sabotaged Vista. Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Now, see, I have an issue with this. As a video watcher who is also a father, it is indeed possible that my son may be with me at some point where I am buying "M" rated porn films. My son is quite young right now, so no employee could realistically believe that he's going to be watching the porn, but 8 years from now or so, I foresee myself still watching and buying porn. What then? I have to leave him at home or tell him to bugger off to look at the TVs while I jerk off to the porn? And my age group gets older, this situation is going to become more and more common.
I am really struggling to see how this is news.... or how it matters!
Plumbers earn a considerable amount more than than programmers though.
I dropped out of my degree course after a year. I am currently working for an extremely large multinational in their software testing factory. My job also requires that I know the C programming, so to that end work is letting me re-learn it on their time. I echo the sentiment that it isn't what qualifications you have it is the knowledge you have and how you apply that knowledge. I am not saying that having a CS degree won't help you because it will. However there are a lot of people coming out of University with degrees in CS and Software Eng that are working McDonalds. Start at the bottom of the ladder and don't miss rungs else you might find yourself falling back to the floor again. Good luck on finding that elusive job. It is out there!
My old boss was a spineless piss head... Does this mean that he will have an extended lifetime?? If so I am not sure it is quite worth it.
If you had ever walked round Bulwell in Nottingham England on a market day, you will be able to see for yourself that evolution has indeed reversed and that judging by the state of some of the knuckle draggers walking round evolution reversed some time ago. This isn't the problem however... The problem is is that they are breeding. Some might even say inbreeding.
That was an udderly useless joke!
But what was the question?
American courts have over 1000 years of law behind them???? Okayyyyyyyy. I was under the opinion that America started forming its own laws..... ooh.... I would say about 226 years ago after the war of independence. Don't quote me on this but I didn't think that America had 1000 years of history let alone law (I am not talking about native Americans). When it comes to murderers who we are sure have committed the crime we should kill them. Like we put a dog down when it is too badly injured and suffers. Keeping these people in Jail is a waste of resources. Unless of course we turn them into a resource and work them as free labour to pay for their accommodation and food. I say either humanely kill them or have them up at 05:00hrs and work them till 21:00hrs. This way they would be too tired to be bothered about buggering each other.
Put your images onto a DVD ROM I am sure that you will sill be able to play DVDs in the future. Hell I still have vinyl records.
Or one step closer to space exploration. We will be living in machines for long periods of time at some point if we don't all kill each other first.
I doubt that Linux will ever be king on the desktops. Using it for embedded systems however like mobile phones and other types of portable communications devices will be the way that Linux beats the dreaded M$ empire.
Well which one sucks more?
Well if you don't want to go out you could do a few sets of my armchair exercises. I keep a set of weights next to my chair and when I am thinking about a problem I will pick up the weights and do various exercises. Another one I do is sitting on the edge of the chair and raising my legs parallel to the ground and see how long I can hold them there for. When you are watching TV and the adverts come on you can do some cat stretches (similar to a Hindu press up), sit ups and squats. Whilst all these exercises are great you do need to work on flexibility as well. To do this make sure you do a lot of stretches as well. If you don't like traditional exercises in front of people because you are introverted try something different like rock climbing. This is great for building upper body strength and losing weight. You can lose 1000 calories in an hour if you really go for it. I wouldn't recommend this however to start of with as the next day you will wish you were dead because of the pain in your forearms. 2 hours ever other day is more than enough to start out with. Also martial arts are a great way to lose weight and build muscle mass. You could buy a running machine, rowing machine, and some weights for your house. You have to remember though that all this advice you have been given is useless if you are going to eat pizza and drinks cola all day long. You need a reasonable diet. I am not saying don't eat pizza or drink cola but just do in in moderation. I was 16 stone (224 pounds) and am now 14 stone (196 pounds). This may not sound like much of a loss in weight but if you consider that muscle weighs more than fat my BMI is quite low. I am still a way of having a six pack but that is mainly due to the six pack in my fridge. Hope this has helped.
You English pig dog!
I was going to mod this as a interesting and leave it be but.... I am REALLY pissed off with my ISP (Virgin Media). The reason for this is that I am suppose to have a 2Mb connection but my average connection is about 10-20 KBps. And this is in the middle of the night! I have to say that the cost for accessing the internet in the UK is an abortion. If that isn't bad enough I had a 20Mb connection that they sell as a 20MB connection in their marketing. Who here thinks that I have a case for marketing standards and fair trade???
Every sane person knows that it was the FSM that created the continents with a single wave of one of his noodle appendages
If you are in a house and all walls face north what colour is the bear? Penguins live in Antarctic circle not the Arctic circle.
You are right it would be... It would be made out of the technical stuff... You know the one with holes in..
They are going to call version 7, Everest Edition... Why you might ask??? Because it is going to be the biggest mountain of bloat ware the world has ever seen.