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  1. Re:Mortal Kombat on A Shocking Controller For The Xbox · · Score: 1

    when 2 players both want rayden they can rochambeau for it.
    btw, it 20000 volts more or less painful than looking at the colors of this page?

  2. Re:Come on Mikey. on ReplayTV DVR to Remove Features · · Score: 1

    here's my idea for a slogan:
    'watch the god-damn commercials, biatch!'

  3. Re:They don't break down the age groups on Inappropriate Spam Reaching Children? · · Score: 1

    Younger children would be more likely to ask their parents to
    help them get their e-mail, while teenagers would be far more
    likely to want their parents to just leave them alone.


    I think I would have a hard time masturbating if my parents were in the room.

  4. Re:Printed signatures on Why Johnny Can't Handwrite · · Score: 1

    They disagreed and said it legally had to be in cursive
    just print it and then draw lines to connect the bottoms of the letters. that's technically cursive.

  5. Re:Thumbs on Why Johnny Can't Handwrite · · Score: 2, Funny

    these days there are stuffs that are impossible to write in cursive.
    such as l33t h4x0r or :)

  6. Re:He should have faught. on RIAA Grabs Student's Life's Savings · · Score: 1

    it's like when the cop catches you with a bag of pot and says he'll let you off with a warning and keeps your pot.
    the smart thing is to let that pot go.

  7. Re:Reminds me of the lottery... on Cheating Fruit (Slot) Machines · · Score: 1

    so you'll be thumping your nose at those people who told you lotteries are for people who are bad at math

    I'm not sure that I would be thumping my nose in that situation.

  8. Re:Reminds me of the lottery... on Cheating Fruit (Slot) Machines · · Score: 3, Funny

    that's why we need an open source lottery.
    here's how it will work:
    everyone sends me a buck and when I have a million, I'll pick a name from the people who sent them in (at random)
    I won't take a cut because I'm such a nice guy.

  9. Re:wireless internet on Putting the TV Broadcast Spectrum to Better Use? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm with this guy. I use antenna because I live in an urban area and I can get a decent picture for all the channels that I care about, and I'm tired of cable reaming me in the ass.

    If those FCC biatches sell me out so that some yuppie asshat can have extra bandwidth for his doodads I will seriously consider moving to another friggin country.

  10. someone should mod this webpage... on Massive Unreal 2K3 Mod Contest Launched · · Score: -1, Troll

    ... so it doesn't give me a migraine every time I look at it.

  11. Re:go ahread and take 'em! on Massive Unreal 2K3 Mod Contest Launched · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Lee Carvallo's Extreme Putting Challenge!
    for a minute there I thought it said 'extreme pudding challenge'
    now I'm hungry. and my eyes hurt.
    mmm.. pudding. ow.

  12. Re:Price? on Samsung LTM295W 29" LCD Review · · Score: 2, Funny

    am i the only one who thinks these things cost too much?
    you could save yourself $2800 by getting a 19'' and moving your chair 3 inches closer to the screen.

  13. Re:Unix Trademark & SCO on Slashback: NIC, Dastar, Defects · · Score: 1

    shut fuck up about sco.
    seriously.

    no, seriously, find something better to do with your life.
    and then do that.
    the whole sco thing is played out.

  14. Re:Unix Trademark & SCO on Slashback: NIC, Dastar, Defects · · Score: -1, Troll

    shut the fuck up about sco.
    seriously.

  15. Re:SCO's German Site Isn't Dead! on Slashback: NIC, Dastar, Defects · · Score: 1

    score 5 informative?
    yes thanks for that bit of information.
    I can't think of any website I would less like to visit than sco's german site.

  16. Re:That is all you can ask for! on Do Online Schools Provide A Quality Education? · · Score: 2, Funny

    the most important thing I learned in college was how to slide by with the minimum amount of effort.
    I think online courses would be outstanding in this capacity.

  17. related links on Sharp Zaurus SL-C750 English Conversion · · Score: -1, Troll

    the link above 'also by timothy' says 'more on'
    I believe this is a misspelling of 'moron'

  18. Re:Libel on Barbra Streisand, Miss Vermont, And Your Website · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a public figure, she might have a tough time winning a libel suit.
    and this, my firends, is why you must always secretly videotape sexual encounters with hot chicks.

  19. Re:Streissand has a point on Barbra Streisand, Miss Vermont, And Your Website · · Score: 1

    then explain how this ruling will stand up to judicial review
    there are clearly times when you don't have the right to say whatever you want.
    yelling fire in a movie theater, publishing addresses of abortion doctors, etc...
    I think it's clear that this case is similar.

  20. Re:Wireless notebooks in class on What Kind Of Computer To Bring To College? · · Score: 1

    all you really need for college is a slide rule and a robot dog.

  21. Re:WHo wants to start the pool? on Three Gorges Dam Begins Storing Water · · Score: 2, Funny

    unless those damn mutants find a way to blow it up sooner.
    we're probably living in a simulation anyway so it doesn't really matter.

  22. Re:woooah on The Computational Requirements for the Matrix · · Score: 1

    don't bother.
    I read the article and I still don't know kung fu.

  23. Re:price on OrbiTouch Keyless Keyboard Review · · Score: 1

    yes but try getting your insurance company to pay for joysticks.
    I think I probably beat the hell out of robotron with that thing.

  24. Re:Possible blackhole observatory on A Supernova In Red/Blue Plaid, Please · · Score: 1

    the only known way blackholes are known to form are after a supernova explosion
    actually, there's a black hole on uranus...
    HAHAHA

  25. Re:Different Impressions on Might Mars Contain Life? · · Score: 2, Funny

    those aren't the fartians that are giving off the gas.
    those are the trailer folk that the fartians abducted.