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  1. Re:How about Nintendo? on The PS3's "Yellow Light of Death" · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I hear if it requires a third repair some middle manager in Japan is forced to commit seppuku to save face.

  2. Re:New Alert System on DHS Ponders "Improving" Terrorism Alert System · · Score: 0

    Well I guess that's better than smells...

  3. Re:*sigh* on DHS Ponders "Improving" Terrorism Alert System · · Score: 0

    Let's just declare martial law and get it over with.

    So which color would that be? Red? I'm confused.

  4. Re:Bets on how high? on Gene Roddenberry's Mac Plus Is Coming Up For Auction · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear they only deal in gold pressed latinum. Damned Ferengis.

  5. Re:Awesome on New York's Video-Game-Based Public School · · Score: 0

    So will Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right B, A, Start get me expelled?

  6. Re:Misses the point on Risk Aversion At Odds With Manned Space Exploration · · Score: 0

    So you don't think astronauts fully understand the risks? I think it is the public that doesn't understand the risks.

    When you look at what astronauts have to do day in and day out I think they understand the risks very well. Even more so those early astronauts like the Apollo guys. These people worked alongside many of the engineers who built the damned things. I'm sure they could see what it was.

  7. Re:bipolar mice? on Scientists Levitate Mice for NASA · · Score: 0

    Perhaps because rodents have evolved along humans and tend to eat the things we eat? Humans make rodents lives easier. Rodents would just have to work harder without humans.

  8. Re:Everything for the database on Oracle To Increase Investment In SPARC and Solaris · · Score: 0

    My G5 Mac runs RPG IV like a mofo. ;p

  9. Re:Yipee? on IEEE Approves 802.11n Wi-Fi Standard · · Score: 0

    Most wifi devices do have flash. The problem is that usually not all of the companies that produced the device will spend the money on having developers go back and revise the flash on older products and test them to make sure they work properly. That comes at an expense and most companies usually would rather you buy new.

    BTW, not all of the old USR modems were upgradeable via flash from 19.2 to 56k. It was mostly the higher end models that were capable of it. The low end models may have been capable but most of them never received the honor of an update.

  10. Re:Yipee? on IEEE Approves 802.11n Wi-Fi Standard · · Score: 0

    Exactly. There's a TON of pre-G hardware out there that never saw a firmware update.

  11. Re:Standard finalized but... on IEEE Approves 802.11n Wi-Fi Standard · · Score: 0

    I remember when G was finally approved and Buffalo wireless was the first to guarantee their products would be 100% compatible with the final standard once it was ratified. Most of their products just needed a simple firmware update to be spec compliant. I remember this because I bought a few of those early G units from Buffalo specifically because they guaranteed it and they worked nicely.

    However it took a good 6 months or so before compatibility tests showed that the majority of new G units from different manufacturers were actually fully compatible with each other. There were all sorts of oddities (if I recall many of them having to do with timing) that caused devices to not fully cooperate with each other, even though all the manufacturers claimed to be using the same approved final spec.

    I assume we'll probably see something similar happen again. Firmwares will be dolled out, odd compatibility problems will be discovered, new hardware will eventually be released that resolves these issues. And people will bitch about the hardware that can't be upgraded via firmware. I'd bet there are a fair number of laptops out there that will be in this category too.

  12. Re:Interesting double standard, too. on Comparing Microsoft and Apple Websites' Usability · · Score: 0

    Nah, I think Apple just does a better job with each dollar spent on marketing. Which is funny because as I understand it Apple's marketing budget is a fraction of Microsoft's.

    Until fairly recently Microsoft has generally blown millions upon millions using a shotgun approach to marketing without helping their brand persuasion. It seems Vista's troubled consumer acceptance woke up their marketing department.

  13. Re:The beginning bit is probably tricky too on Making Babies In Space May Not Be Easy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Making space babies may not be easy but it will at least be fun. ;P

  14. Re:Surprising on Where Have You Gone, Bell Labs? · · Score: 0

    Name one country that isn't a third world nation that operates a true free market economy, devoid of any and all government involvement. You can't because it doesn't exist. True free market economies are like functioning Marxist governments; they sound great on paper but never work in reality.

  15. Re:May I be the first to say... on Guitar, Studio Wizard Les Paul Dies At 94 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your point has been noted. Moderators will pluck out the bad ones.

  16. Re:Looks liek this guy learned... on Classic Game Console Design Mistakes · · Score: 0

    I think you are referring to the NES Max, not the Advantage. The Advantage was an arcade style joystick. The Max was a great controller for the time, much more comfy than the stock controller. However it came out the same year as the Genesis (late 1988 in Japan) though I don't know exactly which came first.

  17. Re:Vaporware on Chevy Volt Rated At 230 mpg In the City · · Score: 0

    Yeah this car is pure fantasy. Well it's pure GM's fantasy anyway (not mine).

    By the time it hits showroom floors and people start buying them I doubt the media will still be fawning over it. Though I'd love to be wrong.

  18. Re:Biology imitates computer science? on Malaria Vaccine, Via Mosquito · · Score: 0

    Wow would it suck to be in the control group on this experiment.

  19. Re:So long and thanks for all the code. on Alan Cox Quits As Linux TTY Maintainer — "I've Had Enough" · · Score: 0

    I wonder where Microsoft keeps their Alan Cox?

  20. Average User on New DoS Vulnerability In All Versions of BIND 9 · · Score: 0

    Does your average user have anything to worry about here? Or is this really only a concern for businesses that run their own DNS servers?

  21. Re:Sony Hit A Homerun With Free Realms on Free Realms Approaches the Five-Million-Player Mark · · Score: 0

    Okay so they nailed it with Free Realms. How about doing something like this with their flagship gaming product, the PS3? For a company that produced such games like EverCrack Home for PS3 is an embarrassment. It's a boring mess with no evidence of improvement in sight. Port this thing to it.

  22. California Budget on 802.11n Should Be Finalized By September · · Score: -1, Troll

    You'd think these guys were trying to finalize the California budget for the amount of time they've taken fooling around with this mess.

  23. Re:So... on How Apple's App Review Is Sabotaging the iPhone · · Score: 0

    Seems like the review process should be handled by a democratic process with a benevolent dictator overseeing it. This way people can judge the quality but if something really crap, infringing, offensive, etc. gets posted and even makes it through the users (perhaps because of a joke like the wolf t-shirts on Amazon) it can be rejected by Apple. In the same way rejections made by users would be overseen by Apple.

  24. wonderful on 7-Story Wooden Condo Survives 7.5 Magnitude Quake · · Score: 0

    But how well will this same building design do when built by the lowest bidder? You know, a realistic scenario?

  25. Author also wrote POPFile on The Geek Atlas · · Score: 0

    Somewhat off topic but it may interest some of you that the book's author also created the open source project POPFile, a popular bayesian spam filter featured previously featured in a story here on Slashdot.