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  1. Re:Is this Monday? on Microsoft Bug May Attract Big Worm · · Score: 0


    How about the Samba exploit this week?

    Samba is not a standard part of any Linux distro that I know of. In fairness, I'm an OpenBSD fan and don't use Linux much so I can't be sure. Anyhow, suggesting that this Samba exploit reflects poorly on any open source OS is really a strawman argument.

  2. How much? on Salon on M.U.L.E Creator Dani Bunten · · Score: -1, Flamebait


    After Dan became Dani how much did the famous penis and testes sell for on eBay?

  3. Uh oh on MySQL 4 Declared Production-Ready · · Score: 5, Funny


    MySQL 4.0.x in various versions of BETA through GAMMA

    Uh oh.. I flat out refuse to use code that isn't ALPHA... well at least as an OS on my Windows machine.

  4. Screw that.. on Build Your Own Satellite Ground Station · · Score: 4, Funny


    Hacking weather satellites is lame. I want to hack the secret Illuminati Weather Machines and Plate Tectonic Control Grid...

    Damn... where's my tinfoil hat>

  5. Re:Hammer! on Mandrake 9.0 for AMD 64-bit Technology · · Score: 1


    Which explains perfectly why Linux runs on the following architectures yet Windows does not, and I can say with a large degree of certainty, never will:

    Well duh. Who would take the time to write the 5cr1p7-k1dd33 assembly priviledge escalation code for Windows on each of those processors?

  6. Oh swell.. on Brain Prosthesis Ready For Testing · · Score: 2, Funny


    I wonder how long it will be before we can have HUDs

    That would be wonderful. Script kiddie h4x0r5 your in-brain HUD and makes it so all you can see is the goatse.cx guy. No thanks, I'll keep my HUDless brain.

  7. Apache security. on Professional Apache Security · · Score: -1, Funny


    I recall from the history books that the Apaches would, when threatened, put the women and children in a central protected location and defend against the attackers.

  8. Woo on U.S. National Do-Not-Call Registry is Law · · Score: 5, Funny


    * ring ring *
    Hello?
    Hallo, dees iz Al Quaeda fund raising group, please geef uz moe-nee.
    I'm on the National Do Not Call list!
    Ah.. forgiff my mistake, American Infidel. I shall call next perzon on list. Haff a nice day.
    No problem, g'day.

  9. Re:Sounds like... on New Legit Napster Service Coming · · Score: 1

    Yes, Roxio did buy Napster at fire sale prices. I really think this is an attempt to dump a sinking ship while making a few bucks.

  10. Re:Dig the pink pussy on New Legit Napster Service Coming · · Score: -1, Troll


    A better mascot would be tubgirl

  11. Re:duking it out in the courts on New Legit Napster Service Coming · · Score: 5, Interesting


    this reminds me of when the photocopiers in the libraries had to have huge disclaimers about copying any material that was copyrighted.

    When office copiers were first coming out, publishers of recipe books fought to prevent them from being available too easily. Their fear? Secretaries, who at the time were mainly female, would copy recipes out of books for swapping amongst themselves.

  12. Sounds like... on New Legit Napster Service Coming · · Score: 1, Interesting


    It sounds like Napster is trying the ol' "Throw enough shit against the wall and some of it'll stick" routine. They put out enough news "releases" to keep some mindshare then try this crap. Methinks they'll keep doing this until someone offers to buy them.

  13. As the young, bald candidate said.. on Matrix Special Edition Cancelled · · Score: 1, Funny


    There is no Special Edition.

  14. Re:Why do English people have disgusting teeth? on AOL's Mystro TV vs Tivo? · · Score: 1


    it is illegal to market tooth-whitening products in England

    One would think it were illegal to sell any oral hygene products in England.

  15. Re:It's an old rebuttal, but still valid... on AOL's Mystro TV vs Tivo? · · Score: 1


    Or they'll become like the "E" channel or TNN and scroll ads while you watch.

    I'd love to find a device/program/doohickey that will expand the horrible Squashed ST:TNG I see on TNN. I don't care if it means a bit of lost vertical resolution; I hate the squashed look.

  16. What else as gone beyond the norm? on Technologies that Have Exceeded Their Expectations? · · Score: 4, Funny


    ..my liver.

  17. Great news.. on Appeals Court Rejects Child Online Protection Act, Again · · Score: 2, Funny


    It's bad enough I buy booze for underage kids, I wouldn't want to be buying them pr0n too!

  18. Pff. on China's 64bit Homegrown CPU · · Score: 3, Funny


    64 bits? Maybe now someone will actually be able to calculate how much tea is meant when someone says "..all the tea in China".

  19. *Sigh* on UT Austin Hit By Massive Security Breach · · Score: 0


    Alright, it seems that the time is right to dust off those "Free Kevin" bumper stickers...

  20. Fine and dandy. on Ask About Proprietary vs. Open Source Code Quality · · Score: 5, Interesting


    OK "Your TCP stack is cleaner than theirs" but what metrics are being used? How do we know bugs in their testing software doesn't skew the numbers?

  21. Plot. on The Space Elevator · · Score: 5, Funny


    The whole space elevator thing is a conspiracy being run by The Illuminati. They plan to run wires up within the elevator shaft providing an unparalleled antenna for their mind control rays. At the top they are going to have a lounge and war room from which they can watch their world and plan our lives.

    Call me paranoid all you want, but it's about time the trut... oh just a sec, there's someone at my door...

  22. huh? on Peace Corps to Wire Senegal · · Score: 0


    How would they do this? I thought Sececal was a laxative.. oh.. Senegal..

  23. Silly on Firewalls and Internet Security, 2nd Ed. · · Score: 0, Insightful


    Security gurus rejoice... the 2nd edition is finally here!"

    If the readers were "security gurus" they'd already know this stuff, silly!

  24. Re:Linux solution on Better Bandwidth Utilization · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Who needs BSD?

    People that love UNIX. The Finnish hack is for people that hate Microsoft.

  25. "Hi.." on Dr. Pepper Tries New Astroturf Method · · Score: 2, Funny


    "Hi, like.. my name is Ashley and I'm.. like.. a corporate BlogWhore.."