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  1. Re:I was hoping they would wait. on Gloss Plastic Could Eliminate Auto Painting · · Score: 2, Funny

    Corvettes have had fiberglass bodies since the early seventies.

    That's why I hate being in Corvette accidents. I can handle the broken bones, blood loss and internal damage but the damn itching that the fiberglass gives you really sucks.

  2. Re:Idiot on Latest Columbia News · · Score: 1


    You don't get a whole lot more broke than burnt up in the atmosphere now do you.

    Until it's proven that the software was responsible, you're just AFAT[0]. If it was caused by the wing being damaged NO amount of Well Written New Software could have saved Columbia once the descent into the atmosphere started.

    [0] Another Fucking Anonymous Troll

  3. Re:Troll? on Latest Columbia News · · Score: 4, Insightful

    they could very well decide that a 20+ year old OS is too archain to be used on the shuttle.

    And that would be a damn shame if they decide to switch so another OS Just Because The Current One Is Old. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" keeps echoing in my head.

  4. Up there.. on Latest Columbia News · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Up there.. in the sky.. it's a bird.. it's a plane.. it's Columbia!

  5. Re:I'm more amazed.... on Baked Apple · · Score: 4, Funny


    Do we look down on non-computer people so much that we don't even bother to ask anymore why they do stupid things?

    Yes. Do you think the submitter's thoughts were:

    "Man, this woman is a retard? I better ask her why she did this.."

    or was it more along the lines of:

    "Bahaha, stupid twat! I can't wait to submit this to slashdot!"

    My money is on the latter.

  6. so like... on Baked Apple · · Score: 4, Funny


    so like I was working on a paper for school and I thought it'd. be.. like.. cool.. to put my PC laptop in... the oven... for like.. 20 minutes and it was like.. bleep bloop bleep and it died. I lost my paper.. it was.. a.. really good paper.

    Then I bought a Mac laptop. I was working on another.. like.. paper.. and thought it'd be cool to put.. this Mac.. in the.. like.. oven for 20 minutes. and I did.. and it still booted up..

    it was a really good paper.

  7. Sense? on 5th Anniversary of Open Source · · Score: 4, Funny


    That doesn't make any sense, *BSD has been dying for far longer than 5 years!

  8. Be on Review of BeOS Developer Edition 1.1 · · Score: 4, Funny


    Shouldn't "Be" be called "HasBeen"?

  9. 4K on Atari 2600 Game Development · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't fit much pr0n in 4K.

  10. Be nice.. on Linux on the iPod · · Score: 1


    Be nice you guys. Yes it's a dupe, but at least they were from different editors. I'm still waiting for that to happen.

  11. Simple. on What Should I Do With My Life? · · Score: 1, Funny


    What Should I Do With My Life?

    After an hour of solid effort first thing in the morning make your unfulfilling job more enjoyable by fucking the dog and reading slashdot for the rest of the day.

    WorksForMe!

  12. Re:Comdex Memories on Comdex Operators File for Bankruptcy · · Score: 2, Funny


    Long ago, before I had a Real Job(tm), I helped out at one of the very first comdexes to earn money to buy crusts of dry bread.

    RMS is that you? Oh wait you mention having a job..

  13. Netcraft confirms... on Comdex Operators File for Bankruptcy · · Score: 0, Redundant


    Comdex is dying.

  14. ASCII is cheap on Appreciation For All Things ASCII · · Score: 1


    Compare:

    Cable/DSL line: 39.00/mo
    OK homebuilt PC: 500.00
    Lots of pr0n: incl
    vs.
    Cheap dialup: 9.95/mo
    old Wyse terminal: 10.00
    Used external modem: 10.00
    Hammer to smash head until ASCII pr0n looks OK: 5.00
    Lots of pr0n: incl


    For those days you want to impress your friends, there's a PC, for everything else there's ASCII Pr0n.

  15. Just wait.. on Shell Simulation Via CGI · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    gobbles will be telling the world about how he h4x0r3d OpenBSD's website with this..

  16. Re:So is this good or bad? on Xbox Losses Double, Xbox Shrinks · · Score: 5, Funny


    Not necessarily-- could be spending more on R&D.

    You mean giving more money to Apple? ;)

  17. Xbox Shrinks? on Xbox Losses Double, Xbox Shrinks · · Score: 5, Funny


    Increase the size of your XBOX in 10 days with our Herbal XBOX Viagra!

  18. Desktops.. on KDE And Gnome Cooperate On Interface Guidelines · · Score: 4, Funny


    So for many, many months I was using my OpenBSD machine thinking "Man oh man this looks like Windows. It even has a Start menu." Everything worked exactly as a Windows machine except for pokey games and the slight lags I'd notice once in a while.

    My dream was shattered when I realized I was just VNC'd to my Windows machine.

  19. Question. on Ask Internet Expert Dave Barry · · Score: 5, Funny


    Mr. Barry,

    There have been monumental events during which people can recall exactly where they were when the incident happened. Notable examples include:

    - The JFK assassination
    - The moon landing
    - The Challenger and Columbia incidents

    My question is: where were you when Al Gore invented the Internet?

  20. Obvious. on Who Really Invented The Telegraph? · · Score: 0, Redundant


    Al Gore first wrote about this. It was a precursor to his "Internet" paper he wrote years later.

  21. Iraq. on DIY Living Computer Battery · · Score: 1, Funny


    It's all coming clear to me now.. Bush doesn't want to take Iraq's oil, they want to use all their sand for energy.

  22. Re:I wonder if... on Battlefield Medkits Improve · · Score: 1


    The whole idea behind "the period" is to get rid of unnecessary material so the cycle can start again

    Ohhhh... I thought it was so I could earn my red wings .

  23. Re:I wonder if... on Battlefield Medkits Improve · · Score: 1


    ..these bandages would make effective tampons?

    Good idea! I'd keep some used ones around for those full moon nights when I feel like a cup o' tea!

  24. Forget that... on Battlefield Medkits Improve · · Score: 1


    I want rope, gas, fire and moss arrows from the Thief series of games!

  25. I can't wait.. on Giant Sucking Noise · · Score: 1


    .. for the slashdot editors to have their jobs moved offshore. People that learn English as a second language have a much better grasp of it than those *cough* *taco* *cough* that grew up speaking it.