.. I see them all the time, especially at night.. up there buzzing about my house. They whisper things to me like "start a fire!" or "torture that field mouse!".. Sometimes they use a secret government mind control spray that smells like burnt toast...
Jan 11, 1660: Not much happening today. Lost one o my kids in the bog.
Jan 12, 1660: Damne bog ate my dog. Off to the pub for a pint.
Jan 13, 1660: Walking back from the pub early this morn, almost fell into the bog.
Jan 14, 1660: Good Lord.. the Mayor fell into the bog. Presumed lost. Kenny Axeblood wants to take over. 'Aye' I say.
Jan 15, 1660: God hates our wee village; Kenny Axeblook walked into the bog and disappeared from our sight. We think it's that woman with the wart. Off to burn her.
Jan 16, 1660: Burnt the witch and threw her remains into the bog.
Upon initial reading of this story and thread I was saddened by the loss of another Mac line but now I have the strange urge to find an old fellow named Ike Thomas.
[computer]: I see you are browsing RealDoll's website again. I sense you are horny. Would you like me to open a frame with low interest loan vendors listed so you can afford a RealDoll?
[computer]: Ah. now you're looking at goatse.cxagain. I sense you're feeling experimental. Would you a new window open with a list of local transgendered dominatrixs?
[computer]: uh.. I see you're looking at buying a new computer. I sense you are fed up..
and thought it would be fun to acquire a chemistry set just to play around with and maybe learn a few things from
If you want an adult-style chemistry set, try one of those home beer brew kits or a home winemaking kit. You get to monkey around with various ingredients and after its all done you reap the rewards. err.. "Reap Responsibly"..
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Sorry had to.
.. I see them all the time, especially at night.. up there buzzing about my house. They whisper things to me like "start a fire!" or "torture that field mouse!".. Sometimes they use a secret government mind control spray that smells like burnt toast...
January 2, 2003
From: William Gates III
To: All Employees
The sky is falling!
Thank you,
- Bill
My washing machine broke down the other day.. I gave her a smack and told her to get back to work.
#13
You tell that to all the starving men wondering how to operate a stove or run the washing machine.
You'll have to start making out your cheques to "AOL-TimeWarner-Disney-MGM-Universal, an Exxon Company"
Jan 11, 1660: Not much happening today. Lost one o my kids in the bog.
Jan 12, 1660: Damne bog ate my dog. Off to the pub for a pint.
Jan 13, 1660: Walking back from the pub early this morn, almost fell into the bog.
Jan 14, 1660: Good Lord.. the Mayor fell into the bog. Presumed lost. Kenny Axeblood wants to take over. 'Aye' I say.
Jan 15, 1660: God hates our wee village; Kenny Axeblook walked into the bog and disappeared from our sight. We think it's that woman with the wart. Off to burn her.
Jan 16, 1660: Burnt the witch and threw her remains into the bog.
2003: You must use Americans for this important work.
1941:You must use blonde haired, blue eyed Germans for this important work.
Pointless.
The first "A typhoon is coming!" warning message will get flooded out by all the Kazaa traffic. Thousands will die.
is 49 human years.
Yep, once it hits 20 pages then people will start to take it seriously.
if I GPL my turds, do corn farmers get to claim prior art?
the work derives from previous code
geeks and nerds rejoice
RMS picks crumbs from his beard
microsoft profits
Upon initial reading of this story and thread I was saddened by the loss of another Mac line but now I have the strange urge to find an old fellow named Ike Thomas.
..is world peace, having a comfortable house, a job you love, a modest paycheque and a loving family.
Oh yeah, blowjobs... plenty of blowjobs.
Voodoo Labs has announced their new 4 megabyte Voodoo 3d accelerator! It uses a pass-through cable to take over the screen for 3d rendering! Woo! Woo!
oops, sorry you didn't say what kind of slave. I just assumed a sex slave was what you wanted.
Where are the robot slaves?
You can get an alpha version here. These early models don't do much though.
Who ever wrote this was smoking crack! [...] Honestly, I think that the person that wrote this was just looking to get a rise out of people.
With all due respect, you have an amazing grasp of the obvious.
Where's my goddamn Flying Car that I was promised in 2000?
[computer]: I see you are browsing RealDoll's website again. I sense you are horny. Would you like me to open a frame with low interest loan vendors listed so you can afford a RealDoll?
[computer]: Ah. now you're looking at goatse.cx again. I sense you're feeling experimental. Would you a new window open with a list of local transgendered dominatrixs?
[computer]: uh.. I see you're looking at buying a new computer. I sense you are fed up..
and thought it would be fun to acquire a chemistry set just to play around with and maybe learn a few things from
If you want an adult-style chemistry set, try one of those home beer brew kits or a home winemaking kit. You get to monkey around with various ingredients and after its all done you reap the rewards. err.. "Reap Responsibly"..
.. it'd be a bitch to play Unreal Tournament on.
dd is a common Unix program. The SGIs at work have it, my various BSDs at home and work have it and Linux has it.