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  1. Re:No Oil on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 1

    Well, at 80 miles out, I'll be they're got a diesel generator on board.

  2. Sailing with 3G on Internet Access While Sailing? (Revisited) · · Score: 1

    I use 3G for interwebs while sailing... in a lake in Oklahoma.

  3. Re:Winlink 2000 on Internet Access While Sailing? (Revisited) · · Score: 1

    Winlink is not only ghetto-ly slow, but also trashes our HF bands WAY too much to be considered an asset.

    Also its' proprietary software sucks big hairy balls.

  4. Re:Bomb this on ACLU Sues To Protect Your Right To Swear · · Score: 1

    If the C-Bomb is allowed how will we ever tell COCKS from CUNTS???

    This is a fairly important differentiation.

  5. Re:Many boffins died ... on Lost Nazi Uranium Found In a Dutch Scrapyard · · Score: 1

    In the 1980's capitalism defeated communism ... on September 11, 2001 capitalism defeated democracy..

    There, fixed that sig for you!

  6. Re:Paging Mr. Vader - something slipping through on IT Workers To Get Fewer Perks, No Free Coffee · · Score: 1

    Fine, I'll take a once-an-hour smoke break.

    Am I the only person that read this as an "ounce-an-hour" smoke break?

  7. 7-zip FTW? on Software Piracy At the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    Seriously, 7-zip is not only free, but in many aspects faster and better than WinZip.

  8. Re:If they were to build netbook, why cut Atom? on Mac OS X 10.6.2 Will Block Atom Processors · · Score: 1

    I assume the Apple Netbook will have a quad-core processor and a sleekly designed brushed billet aluminum unleaded generator to power it.

  9. Re:A Change is as Good as a Rest on Moving Away From the IT Field? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Halliburton

  10. Re:Terrible on First Look At Wild New "Level 10" Concept PC Case · · Score: 1

    Hate to troll, but - £4000 doesn't buy much of a superbike. £7-12000 will get you a mediocre stock BMW/Ducati. Some rice-rockets are slightly cheaper but lack most of the sex appeal. I've had tons of women ask for comment positively on and/or ask for rides on my crappy $6500 Kawasaki rice-rocket and had a similarly positive response to the $3000 Vespa scooter I drove in college. Guess showering helps?

  11. Re:Star Raiders vs. Star Master on A Look Back At Star Raiders · · Score: 1

    Sadly enough, pretty much any of the keypads you'll come across in the used market have the "Star Raiders" overlay. The "Basic Programming" cart is becoming the holy grail of the 2600 world.

  12. Re:Pakistani citizen on Pakistan Used Google Earth For Military Targeting · · Score: 1

    But how can we siphon money off contractors if you guys are doing all of the work?

  13. Re:and yet NYC still has traffic jams on Rude Drivers Reduce Traffic Jams · · Score: 1

    I always thought I95 was a parking lot?

  14. The summary is dark, on Which Game Series Would You Reboot? · · Score: 5, Funny

    All the crappy games listed should be eaten by a grue.

  15. Re:64-128 GB of RAM?! on What To Expect From Apple's Rumored MacPad · · Score: 2, Funny

    640GB should be enough for anybody!

  16. More proprietary crap with great potential that on What To Expect From Apple's Rumored MacPad · · Score: 1

    will never be realized.

    WHY OH APPLE OVERLORDS do you feel the need to cock-tease us with these wonderful little devices (like the iPhone) and then cock-block us into contracts, limited wifi usage, your set of pre-approved applications, etc.


    Apple, you used to be cool.

    I'm done with your fascist ways, I'm buying Windoze!!

  17. Re:What about Oklahoma? on GPS-Based System For Driving Tax Being Field Tested · · Score: 1

    Yes, we're screwed.

  18. Re:Kaspersky - Support for Windows & Linux on Central Anti-Virus For Small Business? · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've been using the Kaspersky Enterprise Space Security suite for around 3 months and I'm very impressed. It's much better than the McAfee total protection plus we were using originally, and functions flawlessly with Windows workstations, Windows servers, terminal servers, linux servers, mobile devices, etc. However it's exchange anti-spam product sucks. balls.

  19. Re:15 years or so ago on Worst Working Conditions You Had To Write Code In? · · Score: 1

    Welcome to hell. I mean Oklahoma.

  20. Re:leaked pictures against US policy on South Park Creators Given Signed Photo of Saddam Hussein · · Score: 1

    Don't ask don't tell??

  21. Re:There's already a name for this... on Toward the Open Company · · Score: 1

    Before giving your two weeks notice and joining an "open company" I would suggest also making sure that the unemployment office is "open". Yes, I laughed all the way to the bank.

  22. Re:APRS on Google Maps To Add 'Friend' GPS Tracking · · Score: 1

    I would mod you up if I had points.

    -oo o

    -o- -oo ooooo o-o o--- --oo

  23. Waiter at Denny's on Non-Programming Jobs For a Computer Science Major? · · Score: 5, Funny

    $2.13/hr

  24. Re:Dishwasher? on Review of Das Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Works like a charm.

  25. Re:Oh, the ironing. on '90s Dot-Coms — Where Are They Now? · · Score: 1

    Soylent Platform.

    Soylent grün ist Menschenfleisch!