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  1. Conversion on Microsoft Has 1 Million Servers. So What? · · Score: 0

    So what is that is Linux Servers?
    What, about 6... Maybe 7.

  2. Expense account. on Cell Phone Powered By Urine · · Score: 1

    At last I will be able to expense beer.
    Quick overpriced beer in the airport lounge, and my phone is back to a full charge.
    How is that not a legitimate work expense?

  3. Re:Wrong results on Strict New Anti-Spam Regulations In Canada · · Score: 1

    Possibly interesting side note.
    I was in a really bad mood, when I received one of those "You have won" calls. As I said I was in a bad mood, so I thought I would take it out on a telemarketer. So I stayed on the line, waiting for someone to yell at. No one came on the line, and after a few minutes they just dropped the call.
    Not sure how they make any money when if you don't hangup on them, they hangup on you.

    I am always unpleasant and abusive to telemarketers. I figure I am encouraging them to go look for another job. (It's just one of the public services I provide.)

  4. Re:Obligatory Linux evangelism on Ask Slashdot: Light-Footprint Antivirus For Windows XP? · · Score: 1

    Heard of them. Never see one.
    I don't think they have got out of the POC stage, yet.

  5. Re:DNA? pah! on Scientists Seek Biomarkers For Violence · · Score: 1

    I prefer Reverse Phrenology. The science of changing behaviour and personality by changing the bumps on the head.

  6. Re:McAfee on Ask Slashdot: Light-Footprint Antivirus For Windows XP? · · Score: 1

    You make this sound like a bad idea, but you have never met my accountant. ;) Probably a lot safer than fucking a Bangkok prostitute too.

  7. Re:Obligatory Linux evangelism on Ask Slashdot: Light-Footprint Antivirus For Windows XP? · · Score: 1

    I prefer DBAN personally. I have never seen a virus or malware that could survive a good hard cleaning with DBAN.

  8. Re:This is a really, really *bad* idea on TV Programmers Seek the Elusive Dog Market · · Score: 1

    My girlfriends dog loses her shit when she sees the dog in the mirror. It is really quite entertaining.
    This happens often enough that we have given the mirror dog a name.

  9. Chromebook is the ultimate in MOMputing on Limitations and All, Chromebooks Appear To Be Selling · · Score: 2

    I have one, and it is pretty good for what it is. I think I am going to pass it down to my mother.
    Just about no effort to admin the machine, fast enough, and simple.

  10. Re:What? on Maybe Steve Ballmer Doesn't Deserve the Hate · · Score: 2

    That is not a rudder. It used to be a chair. :)

  11. Re:What? on Maybe Steve Ballmer Doesn't Deserve the Hate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see Ballmer as the captain of a large, very slowly sinking, rudderless ship.
    Someone needs to patch up the holes, find a pump, and build a rudder. I just don't see Ballmer doing any of those things.

  12. Re:It uses the standard government tech strategy on The Savvy Tech Strategy Behind Obamacare · · Score: 1

    Costs three times as much as the originally budgeted cost, is delivered five times past the deadline and doesn't do a tenth of what was promised.

    You sir, are an optimist.

  13. Re:What about the fundementalists. on Italian Team Cures Wiskott-Aldrich Syndrome With the Help of HIV · · Score: 1

    I just heard last week about HIV being used in cancer treatment as well. It seems like HIV is turning out to be a very useful virus. Interesting that something so destructive can be used for so much good. Perhaps a metaphor for something.

  14. Re:Sooo.. when is Mr. Ballmer leaving? on Steve Ballmer Reorganizing Microsoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think they should outsource the CEO job. I hear Carly Fiorina is looking for a new challenge. :)

  15. Re:We need a new class of 'ultralight' cars on Volkswagen Concept Car Averages 262 MPG · · Score: 1

    You are my crumple zone. :)

  16. Re:how about a big, heavy logging chain? on Ask Slashdot: Good Tracking Solutions For Linux Laptop? · · Score: 1

    Have you ever tried to cut away one of those wimpy little Kensington clips? I had to do it once. It took forever, and the heat generated melted the plastic on the side of the laptop. CFO lost her key.
    That wimpy little Kensington clip is tougher than it looks.

  17. Re:Enough sequels on The Nintendo Sequels We're Still Desperately Missing · · Score: 1

    I agree completely. Enough sequels, updated versions, rereleases, 3D versions, reimaginings. reboots, reloads, and blatant knockoffs.
    Do something original!

  18. Re:Doing it the hard way on In a Security Test, 3-D Printed Gun Smuggled Into Israeli Parliament · · Score: 1

    I believe a water gun full of liquefied vegemite, would qualify as a weapon of mass destruction. Most people and countries would be afraid to go there.

  19. Re:Get your speakers out, everyone... on Mystery Intergalactic Radio Bursts Detected · · Score: 1

    You bastard! I had blocked that out! I had completely forgotten about that horrible movie, and you brought it all back! I curse you and your progeny for a thousand generations!!!
    Back to therapy for me.

  20. Re:Its stil bonkers. on Can Ride-Sharing Startup Lyft Survive the SoCal Heat? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just like ebay ratings.

  21. Re:Refactor? APU? on LibreOffice Calc Set To Get GPU Powered Boost From AMD · · Score: 1

    The machine that convinced me programming was a fum hobby was a Timex Sinclair 1000, with a Zilog Z80A @ 3.25 MHz, and 2k of RAM

  22. Re:Refactor? APU? on LibreOffice Calc Set To Get GPU Powered Boost From AMD · · Score: 2

    486, Bah humbug.
    I ran Lotus Symphony on a 286. It was the job that convinced me to go back to school for a career in IT.
    Also, get off my lawn.

  23. Re:It's dead either way, why not try this? on FCC Considering Proposal For Encrypted Ham Radio · · Score: 1

    I have heard a few people doing a "broadcast" but they usually stop every few minutes to see if anyone wants to reply. There used to be this guy I would pick up on my HF rig from time to time ranting about the government. He was rather entertaining. He never made it clear which government he was bitching about.

  24. Re:CoS is a cult ... on Former Scientologist: CoS Told Brin It Wanted Only "Good" Search Results · · Score: 1

    There is a flea market near my house that sometimes has some interesting old tech items. It also has the CoS people giving 'personality tests', I occasionally think about taking the test, treating it like a game going for the high score.
    I would have them running in fear from me. :)
    Then i come to my senses.

  25. Re:How many were released? on Ouya Android Game Console Launches, Quickly Sells Out · · Score: 2

    I was going to order one, but with the early reports of problems with controllers, and wireless. Then thinking about summer coming soon and wanting to get outside and enjoy the nice weather. I decided to hold off, and think about it again in September.
    Maybe I will get myself one for my birthday.