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  1. Re:An office on Best Seating Arrangement For a Team of Developers? · · Score: 1

    What happens when you hit 20?

    Does this have a punchline, or are we just supposed to know it already, like "Why is 6 afraid of 7?" or "What did 0 say to 8?"

  2. Re:Boobies on EyeDriver Lets Drivers Steer Car With Their Eyes · · Score: 1

    You want to have all the cute women in the world run over?

    Well, this is slashdot, after all. Cute women, bullying jocks, idiotic high school teachers, Bill Gates. It could make for a long list.

  3. Bicycling on Life Recorder · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How about a bicycle-ride recorder, for the next time someone throws trash at you or yells obscenities.

  4. Re:UIKit != AppKit on Cross With the Platform · · Score: 1

    The only difference between you and a madman is that you are not mad.

  5. So how would this affect ability to use the force? on UK Scientists Create a Three-Parent Embryo · · Score: 1, Funny

    MtDNA from egg donor

    Anakin Skywalker's mother, for instance.

    Maternal chromosomal DNA is from the nuclear DNA donor

    non-high midichlorin femaile character, like... not Princess Leia, she clearly has midichlorins. Were there any other females in those movies?

    Paternal chromosomal DNA is from the sperm

    from Han Solo. Or, god forbid, Jar Jar Binks. So, basically, because of the importance of this midichlorinal DNA, Jar Jar could be given Jedi powers? That is messed up.

  6. Re:Maps. on "Phone In One Hand, Ticket In the Other" · · Score: 1

    They can pry my Droid from my cold dead hands.

    ...using the jaws of life.

  7. Re:It's Steve Jobs iPhone; he can pick the languag on Steve Jobs Weighs In On iPhone Programming Language Mandate · · Score: 1

    I wish someone would port your post into a car analogy. Is there any rule against that?

  8. Soooo... on PARC Builds iPod-Sized HIV Detector · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's an app for that?

  9. That's a bit of a generalization on Gonorrhea As the Next Superbug · · Score: 1

    People have been and, as long as there is goatse.cx, will continue to be exposed on slashdot.

  10. Re:Cyberbullies? on 9 MA Cyberbullies Indicted For Causing Suicide · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only if it involves a beard.

  11. Re:Congress on BC Prof Suggests Young Children Need Less Formal Math, Not More · · Score: 1

    No, he works at McDonald's. Old joke: You can classify people by the questions they ask. Science majors ask, "What are the rules that govern the universe?" Engineering majors ask, "How can I use those rules to build useful products?" Business majors ask, "How much will it cost/how many can I sell?" Everyone else asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

  12. Instructor quality on BC Prof Suggests Young Children Need Less Formal Math, Not More · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not really a surprise, if the math instruction that you eliminate is poor to begin with. From the article:

    The school that Kenschaft visited happened to be in a very poor district, with mostly African American kids, so at first she figured that the worst teachers must have been assigned to that school, and she theorized that this was why African Americans do even more poorly than white Americans on math tests. But then she went into some schools in wealthy districts, with mostly white kids, and found that the mathematics knowledge of teachers there was equally pathetic.

    Finding good math teachers is a challenge, in my experience. In the US, most elementary teachers are not really "math" teachers, and mathematicians aren't necessarily good teachers. My four-year-old son attended a Montessori preschool and I was amazed at the math that they were teaching him -- amazingly good. I believe it conferred numeracy that will serve him well for the rest of his life. Full disclosure: I teach high school math.

  13. Re:I Don't Know Man on Bill Gates May Build Small Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes, you know the Windows monopoly is finally threatened with real competition when Bill Gates begins development of a new means of holding the world ransom, for one billion dollars.

  14. Re:We have this in Norway already.. on Every British Citizen To Have a Personal Webpage · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slightly smug? That is so Norwegian of you. I mean, if I were Norwegian, I'd be obnoxiously smug about it, but I guess perhaps that's why I'm not Norwegian. (Full disclosure: German American, ancestors came in 1734. See? Obnoxiously smug. Can't help it.)

  15. Re:This isn't going to work. on Microsoft "Courier" Pictures · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe Microsoft will learn from those mistakes and put a fake horse's ass on this device.

  16. Beauty is in the ear of the beholder on Triumph of the Cyborg Composer · · Score: 4, Funny

    The real test is whether it can be used to drive the loitering kids away from convenience stores and McDonald's.

  17. Re:Stealthy ? on Russian Stealth Fighter Makes Its First Flight · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I can just see Larry Ellison wandering around a huge mall parking lot, trying desperately to remember where he parked his Russian stealth fighter. Damn it, he says to himself, why didn't I just drive the Lamborghini?

  18. Re:And if every car was speed limited on iPad Is a "Huge Step Backward" · · Score: 2, Funny

    if all cars just work and had a speed limiter installed

    Until then, we'll keep driving our Toyotas...

  19. Ripley's, believe it or not on The Best Fictional Firearms of All Time · · Score: 1

    How can Lt. Ellen Ripley's taped-together flamethrower/machine gun/grenade launcher not make this list?

  20. Re:2 words: handwriting recognition on Why Everyone Has High Hopes For Apple Tablet · · Score: 1

    Why choose pants? They come right off as soon as you get to those college parties. Oh, wait, this is Slashdot.

  21. Re:A New Era In /. Efficiency on Autonomous Intelligent Botnets Bouncing Back · · Score: 1

    20! is indeed more efficient than listing 20*19*18*17...

  22. Re:You get what you pay for on Extended Warranty Purchases Up 10% This Year · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about pizza?!

  23. Re:Maybe it was running Vista... on Microsoft eOpen Site Down For Nearly a Week · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... and they can't get the software registration key because the site is down!

  24. Re:No obligatory Pattern Recognition reference? on Typewriters, Computers, and Creating? · · Score: 2, Funny

    What, did he use it to write something in the snow?

  25. Re:Nice of them to change the color on Microsoft Investigates Windows 7 "Black Screen of Death" · · Score: 1

    Black is the new blue?