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  1. Re:Considering how well they did in the past... on World Cup Forecasting Challenge For Quants · · Score: 1

    Actually, he said Slovenia "ahead of Germany and Slovenia." Now, the team of Germany and Slovenia does not exist, so we could form the vacuous statement, "If Slovenia and Germany and Slovenia play in the tournament, Slovenia will finish ahead of Germany and Slovenia." Vacuous statements are considered to be true in formal logic. Therefore, Slovenia will finish ahead of Germany and Slovenia. QED.

  2. Re:APPL on iPad Bait and Switch — No More Unlimited Data Plan · · Score: 1

    Well, there's spam spam spam spam apple spam spam. That's got less apple in it.

  3. Re:More Alcohol and Less Drinking? on The Race To Beer With 50% Alcohol By Volume · · Score: 1

    I spent a year in Europe 23 years ago, and I always liked EKU 28, which was billed as the "strongest beer in the world." Kind of sweet, malty, with hints of cherry (not cherry-flavored, of course.) It's not widely available in the states, but now one can find Belgian triples and doppelbocks and other stronger brews, and I really like those too. The goal to reach 50 percent alcohol seems kind of artificial, like a running race that is 26.2 miles long. I guess the point is to push the limits, and maybe beyond what is reasonable. But if it tastes good, or if you learn something in the process, I say go for it.

  4. Re:I'm really surprised they had windows installat on Google Reportedly Ditching Windows · · Score: 1

    I applied to Google and was rejected within minutes by their robot HR department

    Bender, is that you?!

  5. Re:RedHat and Apple on Google Reportedly Ditching Windows · · Score: 1

    I know you're being funny, but you could throw in Sun Microsystems as well. Sun had a project to give their field techs a handheld wireless computer back in 2000. They really liked Symbol hardware, but the device they settled on only supported WinCE. So they had Symbol do a custom port of Linux to the device. They could have had a working system much faster, but they were willing to do anything to avoid Microsoft.

  6. Re:Same way you get your kids interested in gaming on How To Get a Game-Obsessed Teenager Into Coding? · · Score: 2, Funny

    get him started on modding

    Whoa now, big fella. First, get him a slashdot account, have him read, post some good comments, maybe submit a story, then he can start modding.

  7. Re:Whoa. Chill out... on Iron Baby · · Score: 1

    I disagree. Slashdot editors need to be free to try new things, experiment, see what works and what doesn't; however, idle shit needs to stay idle, and if you think the editors have messed up, you should give them the needed feedback.

  8. Re:Aww, that's nice... on Apple Surpasses Microsoft In Market Capitalization · · Score: 3, Funny

    Complex numbers? Imaginary numbers? You need to get an iLife.

  9. Not surprised by such a story on Apple Surpasses Microsoft In Market Capitalization · · Score: 1

    Those Harvard profs are paid for their research and consulting, not their teaching.

  10. Re:Hmmm.... on Lost Ends · · Score: 1

    Your hatch or mine?

  11. Re:Meanwhile, slashdot editors too dumb for own go on Are Googlers Too Smart For Their Own Good? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could just set your filter for "mere mortal" appropriately and you won't see these things anymore.

  12. Re:#1 On That list on Websites That Don't Need to Be Made Anymore · · Score: 1

    Damn straight. Slashdot relegated to the "Digg and Reddit clones"? Me and my six-digit ID say "No way."

  13. Re:How do you be patient? on Ballmer Says Microsoft Wasted Time On Vista · · Score: 1

    No, me doctor, you patient, she nurse.

  14. Re:this was in his book on Black Duck Eggs and Other Secrets of Chinese Hacks · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, you'd say this "security egghead" is a bit of a quack?

    (ducks)

  15. Re:More importantly: on The Laser Turns 50 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thirteen freakin' years! Pretty soon (as in right now?) we'll be bragging about seeing it in the theater in the same breath as saying "Get off my lawn!"

  16. Meh on Wikipedia Is Not Amused By Entry For xkcd-Coined Word · · Score: 1

    It's clever and all, but to really put it over the top with the slashdot crowd he'd have to make his new word a recursive acronym, or at least a palindrome.

  17. Duplicate post? on Ultrasound As a Male Contraceptive · · Score: 4, Funny

    Didn't we just see a story about this? Or is Ball Lightning not the same thing?

  18. Bad car analogy alert on Why Google Needs To Pull the Plug On Chrome OS · · Score: 3, Funny

    Selling an OS based on the fact that it has a browser is like selling a car based on the doors.

    Obviously he hasn't considered the Mercedes AMG gullwing.

  19. Re:So...? on Twitter Bug Lets Users Force Others To Follow Them · · Score: 0

    ...
    5) Profit!?

  20. Re:Not a fan of flashless tablets. on iPad Is Destroying Netbook Sales · · Score: 2, Funny

    Decent? One-handed... in bed... with themselves? Adult film producer, you are just cramming too much innuendo into one slashdot post.

  21. Re:Another benefit on "Wet" Asteroids Could Supply Space Gas Stations · · Score: 1

    I was trying to evoke the rest stops along the New Jersey turnpike. For the record, I do not live in New Jersey.

  22. Another benefit on "Wet" Asteroids Could Supply Space Gas Stations · · Score: 2, Funny

    This could also provide good jobs for the inhabitants of these asteroids, serving Starbucks coffee and Cinnabons.

  23. !nerds on US Air Force Launches Secret Flying Twinkie · · Score: 1

    It's obviously Thunderbird 2. You can all leave your geek cards at the door on your way out.

  24. Re:Nice work, but... on Salad Spinner Made Into Life-Saving Centrifuge · · Score: 4, Funny

    not terribly expensive, they're sturdy as hell, and they're durable and easy to sterilize

    Say, that would make a great salad spinner!

  25. Re:Were it not for Apple, on Facebook Is Transcoding Video For iPad · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess Newton wasn't all that cool

    Actually, Apple was responsible for the Newton as well, and it was hella cool, as any aging 1990's-era fanboy will tell you.