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  1. April Fools Day: on TCP/IP Header Bit Added to Improve Security · · Score: 1

    I think this is the one post where we should moderate up all the flamebait and trolling.

  2. PATROIT on Paypal Charged Under PATRIOT Act · · Score: 0

    That Paypal's SCUD defense team plows through this patroit act.

  3. Object Oriented Classes on PHP MySQL Website Programming · · Score: 3, Informative
    I do use PHP classes in some of the code that I create. I do not use it for everything I do, but there are a couple things that I find where it makes my life easier.

    My biggest gripe about PHP in regards to classes is that you CANNOT create a deconstructor function in your classes. Their reasoning is that they cannot make it where you know which order the deconstructors will be called.

    Instead, the workaround is to create a function to handle the script ending using register_shutdown_function(). This is incredibly annoying, and for the most part I don't even use it. It just forces me to write a function called ClosePage or something to that effect.

    I like classes, and it's worth at least looking into using them on your pages (at least for code you'll be constantly reusing). For those of you who are concerned about speed in using classes, get PHPA.

    Hopefully PHP5 will fix some of the issues in using classes in this language. But until then, be hesitant.

  4. To Paraphrase the OpenBSD guys... on Microsoft: We Make Hackers Obsolete · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows 2000 Server:
    3 vulnerabilities in 7 yea--- days!

  5. Re:Will they take... on Chi Mei Announces 20" Active Matrix OLED Display · · Score: 0
    I don't have any children...

    But I'd be willing to go out, have sex, and give away my firstborn for one of these.

  6. Exploited! on WebDAV Buffer Overflow Attack Compromises IIS 5.0 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Microsoft says that this is already being exploited, at the very least since last Wednesday.

    And I thought that Penguin on the Microsoft home page looked at little out of place.

  7. Of course I write backdoors... on Do You Write Backdoors? · · Score: 1

    And password is always swordfish...

  8. Plans for the USA on Europe Heads for the Moon in July · · Score: 5, Funny
    The U.S. is planning to sit around and watch.

    Nope, the US is planning sabotage. We can't have all those euro-socialist scumbags find out that we didn't really go there in the 60's. Of course not!

    I hear they're planning to send Buzz Aldrin by himself to Europe to personally pummel the ESA's people.

    And I hope they get it on tape again!

  9. Engrish. on China Wants To Establish Moon Mining · · Score: 1
    China being having a space program...

    And I thought Engrish only applied to Japanese dealings.

  10. ha! on Microsoft Opens Source to China · · Score: 5, Funny
    Jim Allchin swore under oath that disclosing the Windows operating system source code could damage national security.

    This must be a covert attempt from Microsoft to destroy China by weakening its national security!

  11. Re: lack of applications on Intel: No Rush to 64-bit Desktop · · Score: 1

    Well if there is no hardware, how can there be 64 bit apps?

    Emulation, you insensitive clod! ;)

  12. Cost analysis on Enterprise-class ATA Drives · · Score: 1
    I can find a Seagate ST336607LC CHEETAH for $196 on pricewatch. (36gb)

    In comparison, I can find a Western Digital WD400JB (40gb) drive for $81. If I get two of these in raid, that'll be $162 for a rig that will outperform it.

    Even more compelling, I can get a 120gb WD1200JB drive for $140. Tagged together, that's two drives for $280.

    For $80 more, I can get a rig that outperforms the single drive and holds three times as much.

    10,000 RPM is not ready for mainstream use. When the size and price competes with 7200 RPM, I'll jump on the bandwagon, but for now I'm happy with my RAID setup.

  13. Commie. on Dave Barry Answers Alert Slashdot Readers' Questions · · Score: 0
    We didn't pay him $127,000 to do this, no matter what anyone says.

    Yup, you only paid him 42 cents. Now I know why there are all those Communist Russia trolls at -1 on this site.

    Heh.

  14. Disappointed. on Oscar Nominations (LotR, Spirited Away, and more) · · Score: 4, Funny
    What? No Crossroads?

    I thought Hollywood had awards for Best Breasts and Best Plastic Surgery... My bad.

  15. heh on Sun Releases New Servers, Blades & More · · Score: 2, Funny
    I always find the name Blade servers amusing considering typically How the admins who run these systems commonly appear.

    Of course, no one on THIS site appreciates my sense of humor.

  16. turkeys. on Blacker Than Black · · Score: 1
    I hope whoever is doing this doesn't go into genetic engineering.

    Imagine turkeys with white meat, dark meat, and SuperBlack.

    Oh wait, I left the oven on for too long.

  17. Re:Do as the press did unto Prince... on Palladium Changes Name · · Score: 1

    You mean like the Knights that Until Recently said Nee?

  18. Meh. on Palladium Changes Name · · Score: 1
    What they're trying to do is making articles incredibly long about it, so that people will finally say, "Fuck It!" and not write any stories aboutDRM.

    Microsoft Secure Medium Which Interfaces with Hardware and Makes Sure That Those Warezing Bastards Don't Pilfer MicroSoft Office and Visual Studio Or Else Bill Gates Is Not Going To Be Able To Afford His Borg Implants Anytime Soon And That Will Be a Real Bummer Because We Are Afraid of Those Linux Zealots is the newest attempt at securing the Microsoft Advantage.

    After about 10 paragraphs of that, people decide to go, "I can't take it and instead write about LongHorn's database file system.

    Good Strategy.

  19. If Steve Jobs becomes president... on Elect Steve Jobs President of the United States · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... does that automatically make Ellen Feiss the drug czar?

  20. Ford Already is Recyclable on Ford Shows Off Recyclable Car · · Score: 1
    Doesn't anyone know that Ford stands for:

    Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge

    They've been recycling stuff for years [avoids rotten tomatoes].

  21. Wonderful. on 11 Digit Dialing Comes Home to New York · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh great. Soon I'll have to dial an IPv6 number just to pay for phone sex...

  22. Worm script using old windows exploit. on Has the RIAA Wormed 95% of P2P Networks? · · Score: 1


    if (WINDOWS)
    {
    Login("bill", "netscapeisforweenies");
    Delete("*.mp3");
    }
    elseif (NIX)
    {
    alert("You open source theif!!!!");
    }

  23. Strangest thing? on Star Wars Origami · · Score: 5, Funny
    Obiwan Kenobi writes "This has to be the strangest thing I've run across in quite awhile..."

    Slashdot City Spaceport. You will never find such a ruthless hive of Star Wars nuts. We must be cautious.

  24. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE on Going Through the Garbage · · Score: 2
    You should be modded up for this post... Seriously...

    A phone conversation is a broadcast that is being intercepted. There is an EXPECTATION OF PRIVACY for a phone call, regardless of whether or not there actually IS privacy.

    Trash is something of yours whose property is RELINQUISHED when you put it out on the street.

    Something seems wrong about acquiring a blood sample without someone's permission/warrant, but for me the question is where to draw the line... If it's not okay to get a blood sample involuntarily, is it okay to get saliva? Fingerprints?

    I think I misstated my thoughts in the above post. For me, going through one's trash doesn't seem like an issue. It's the samples that make me wonder...

  25. Re:Involuntary BLOOD SAMPLE on Going Through the Garbage · · Score: 2
    Not really..

    Police many times have obtained samples of saliva, hair and fingerprints from people without their knowledge and the evidence does turn up admissible.

    What kind of objects? A discarded coffee cup while being interviewed by the police, a hair with the root still attached, etc.

    Is it sneaky? Yes it is. Is it wrong? No it isn't. Can you protect yourself from this? Yes you can!

    Notice in the case of the mayor, the reporters couldn't get ahold of her trash because it was on Private Property. Therefore, be sure to keep your trash within your own property and MANUALLY take bags of trash to the dump. (Don't throw anything with your name on it away, shred). If it's really an issue, make sure you're not being followed.

    Don't want people to read information you throw away? Shred it! Burn it... Whatever!

    Got a tampon that could be a potential blood sample? If you're a man, got a band-aid you don't want them to use against you? Flush it!

    Of course, it's sad we even have to consider stuff like this. But at least if they're going to spy on you, make their work a little harder.