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  1. Heh. on Putting A Lid On Chernobyl · · Score: 2

    Chernobyl: The results of a Russian Homer Simpson working at a nuclear power plant :P

  2. Complaint on Forty-two Inch Plasma Monitor · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'm not giving my my CRT until there's something that can do 2048x1536 at the same brightness, same refresh rate, and same price.

    Until then, there's no point drooling at something that is more stylish, but doesn't have the punch.

  3. Trained in destroying. on Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Its trained in destroying other cybernetic organisms."

    You mean, it takes T-1000's and sends them off to be on the X-Files?

    I'd hardly call that "destroying".

    But then, I'd call anyone who could banish a T-800 to the world of Last Action Hero to be one mean bitch.

  4. Bastard me. on Geminid Meteor Shower · · Score: 2

    I think I saw Data's remains burning in the upper atmosphere...

  5. Maybe it's me on Critics Pan Nemesis · · Score: 3, Funny
    But am I the only person who finds it sad that Janeway made it to the position of Admiral before Picard?

    "You get the easy missions Jean Luc."

    Sure Janeway... "Now tell me Kathryn, how many lights do you see?"

    "THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!"

  6. Musings. on Me Oh Me Oh My, Malda Gets Married · · Score: 2
    So if they decide to have another wedding ceremony after a few years...

    Does it count as a double post?

  7. reasonably priced? on 1.0GHz P3 In A CD-ROM Drive Bay · · Score: 2, Interesting
    At USD 995, it's reasonably priced too.

    1.0ghz for $1000? Where do you do your computer shopping? Macy's?

    Maybe it's me, but MORE POWERFUL, not smaller should dictate the expense of computer parts.

    You can put a 286 inside a wristwatch, it doesn't make it worth 5000 USD.

    Just my $.02

  8. Re:woo on A Much Bigger Piece Of Pi · · Score: 2
    Me: *CHOMP* Good cookies...

    You: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

  9. Lawyer fetish. on Prey · · Score: 4, Funny
    I only like Crichton books where they eat lawyers...

    I hope the microbes in this book get some lawyer while he's on the can...

    I don't like spoilers, but anyone read this? I must know if there's a lawyer eating involved, and if the book is worth my time.

    Thank you, slashdot folks. You have always proven yourselves helpful.

  10. Heat donation on Sandia's Smart Heat Pipe · · Score: 3, Funny
    Oh cool... Maybe I can now donate the excess heat generated from my Athlon to pour, freezing children in the street.

    Glad it's all done for a good cause. I just hope it's tax deductible

  11. ServerBeach on How Much Do You Pay to Host Your Website? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I use hosting called ServerBeach... They've done some advertising on slashdot, so I'm sure they're gaining awareness slowly.

    I like them a lot. $100 / month for a dedicated server that's a 1ghz duron with 512 meg of ram and 60 gig hard drive. That's more than enough power for the sites I host. For $1000/month with them, I could get a site that can't be slashdotted.

    The downside is support. They only have a mail ticketing system, and you're pretty much left to handle your own problems, but that's okay. I pretty much considered it a learning experience installing / configuring my own BIND, Apache, Mysql, and GD.

    The best part of this is that they include 400gig/month in bandwidth to use. It would take some serious bandwidth to suck all that up. It's burstable too.

    FYI they're based in Texas. If you're looking for discounted hosting, go for it!

    Of course, don't cry to me if you run a commerce site with them. It's my belief that any site that's a breadwinner for a company should run at a place that has 24/7 support. A ticketing system is fine, just make sure there's always someone there to answer it.

    Overall, I like them. Cheap enough to keep me happy, and it's my own machine with root so I can install/config and run whatever I want.

  12. Shaddup ;) on William Shatner Replies · · Score: 5, Funny
    CleverNickName: Are we cool, or what?

    I would have paid good money to hear him go "Shut Up Wesley."

    That would have been sweet.... 2/5 captains... I hope they send questions to Kate Mulgrew next week :)

  13. big enough? on LaCie Releases 500GB Add On Drives · · Score: 2
    Hmmm, I wonder if I could fit the internet on it...

    Well, if not that, at least the whole red light district of it </sarcasm>

  14. The main question is... on A Reconfigurable High-Res Network Camera · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yes, it runs linux, but can you get Apache and bind working on it?

    The moment I get mysql running on my webcam is the moment I realize I'll be single for life.

  15. Re:Sure on Understanding the Microprocessor · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh my God? None of this news is really necessary?

    You mean I've been sacrificing my social life for nothing? Say it ain't so!

    You bastard... You cruel, cruel bastard... Can't you break things to the slashdot community gently?

  16. Pure Irony. on Actual Costs for the Space Station · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...was first proposed by President Reagan in 1984 ... begs the question of what else could have been done with the same money and far superior management.

    Maybe it's just me, but I'd find it incredibly ironic if with another 40 billion in funding we'd be able to cure Alzheimers....

    Take that, Reagan!

  17. There's a good side. on Jupiter Forecasts 50% Increase In Spam · · Score: 5, Funny
    meaning the average american will get over 3600 of them a year

    But at least my penis will grow by an inch or two.

    And it'll always be hard thanks to those free viagra trials.

  18. Where's the troll? on GNOME 2 to Replace CDE As Solaris Default DE · · Score: 2
    I could have sworn I saw that "CDE is dead" troll around here...

    Oh, I guess his mommy took the computer away for a few months.

  19. 74? BFD on Sega Master System is Reborn · · Score: 2
    The thing to get excited about: it will include 74 games built-in.

    I can get a dreamcast with 500 or so SMS built into it if I burn a mame cd and tape the cd player shut..

    Huh huh, that'd be cool.

  20. frustrations. on 5 Predictions for 2012 · · Score: 2

    Between now and 2012, expect major controversy on whether employers, schools and advertisers should have access to your ``presence.''

    I worry more about what the police would do with it. I also worry about what kind of blackmailing is possible if people can see online that I'm going to a dark alley downtown for something.

    People hawk it as a matter of convenience, and a matter of safety. But you know, it should be my right to drop off the radar, and EVERYONE'S radar...

    Even if only for a little while.

    I am not a celebrity. I am not a criminal. I am nobody important.

    Why do I have to be tracked like I am?

  21. error message on More on Longhorn · · Score: 5, Funny
    We're Sorry:

    The software that you're trying to run (Doom3.exe) is not compatable with current Microsoft Standards. We at Microsoft believe that one program should "Do it all", and therefore should be integrated into the Operating System's kernel.

    The integrated version of Doom3.exe will appear in your kernel once the authors of said file adapt the program for use with Direct3d.

    Installation of OpenGL or any software that uses OpenGL is in direct violation of your EULA. Violation of said EULA will be severely punished.
    ---
    Thank you for using Longhorn. There are 15 days remaining until Skynet becomes self-aware. Your extra CPU-cycles are appreciated, even if required.

  22. Re:Captain, we have a breach in the Warp Core! on Building the Enterprise D Out of LEGOs. · · Score: 5, Funny
    (Hemos at the Helm)
    It appears that Enterprise D is trying to flood us with tachyon radiation using their holodeck.

    (CmdrTaco)
    Take us out of reposting the story, and prepare to fire Trolls and Flamers, full spread, maximum yield. Take aim at the technical writers quarters.

    (Timothy)
    But that will disable their ability to speak technobabble

    (CmdrTaco)
    Precisely. And when their technical writers are destroyed, their ability to do technobabble will be disabled, and they'll be left defenseless.

    (CleverNickName)
    I won't let you do this. If you destroy them, they won't let me be cameo on Enterprise.

    (CmdrTaco)
    Shut up Wheaton! And get off my bridge!

  23. I have the answer! on Relativity Finally Meets Quantum Theory? · · Score: 1
    Quantum Gravity = 42...

    Don't physicists realize that at a certain point their work blends with philosophy... The answer to Quantum Gravity is 42...

    Now for the question...

  24. Mickey Mo---human! on Human-Mouse Hybrids? · · Score: 2
    I want one!

    I'll name him Mickey out of spite of Disney.

    But instead of Pluto, I will give him a four-assed monkey for a pet, as an homage to South Park.

  25. No polygon replacements. on Stippling As Fast 3D Technique · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you look at the bottom:

    Abstract

    NON-PHOTOREALISTIC VOLUME RENDERING USING STIPPLING TECHNIQUES

    This is obviously a compromise approach. There's no way this would be able to make photorealistic games.

    The difference between medicine and gaming is that with medicine, you have a real-life object whose structure whose PROPERTIES you're trying to recreate realistically, regardless of how off-color or computer generated it appears.

    With gaming you have an object that's computer generated, whose APPEARANCE you're trying to recreate, with lesser regard to the properties within that object. For instance, most gaming models consisting of polygons have hollow insides...

    People at Id don't bother to render and model the organs. People in medicine don't care about having models of human hearts bumpmapped or glossy.

    This is supposed to be news for nerds. What's with all the mindless generated hype?