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  1. zerg on US Military Plans Space Combat · · Score: 3, Funny
    Only someone who truly hates America would ever have written this:
    I don't any plans for the aftermath...
    Isn't it obvious? Once we liberate all the Chinese satellites, China and space will welcome us w/ singing and dancing and rose petals.

    I personally like the "Fire high-powered laser beams from Earth to redirect objects so they will burn up in earth's atmosphere" option because it means less stuff we have to attach to our spacecraft plus if Aliens invade, we'll at least have something to use against them...
  2. zerg on Global Warming Expected to Intensify Hurricanes · · Score: 1

    Is this like a feedback correction system? Civilization cuts down alot of trees, nature destroys civilization, tress grow back, civilization cuts down alot of trees, ...

  3. zerg on Vulnerabilities Found in WordPress Blogging Tool · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    "Security vulnerabilities" ... "PHP-based"

    Oh, come on! What the hell were they expecting?

  4. Re:Condolances on Auto Accident at SANE Conference Kills One · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but just because you don't have a sense of humor doesn't mean the rest of us are "insensitive". I can't promise that I won't make fun of you when you die, but we live in a world of uncertainty.

  5. Re:zerg on Vint Cerf and Others Form Advocacy Group · · Score: 1

    fuck, apparently I lose :(

  6. zerg on Vint Cerf and Others Form Advocacy Group · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Vint Cerf, the father of TCP/IP, formed a 527 something-or-other, but he couldn't be bothered to make a fucking website! How does he expect to rally support from the rest of us?

  7. Re:Well done! on Planning Phase Complete For Indian Moon Mission · · Score: 1

    Goddammit, I screwed that up. I meant to write:

    2. The partition of India into India & West/East Pakistan, War w/ Pakistan over Kashmir, War w/ China over Ladakh & Arunachal Pradesh, etc. are the sort of humiliating events that a proud culture simply cannot stand.

  8. Re:8 hour battery life?!? on PDA Designed for the Great Outdoors · · Score: 1

    If you read that slashdot article a day or so ago about that IEEE Spectrum article on radioactive batteries, you'd see that it won't be too long until we get /. posts like "8 year battery life?!? Why is battery life so short everywhere I look?"

    Yup, any day now...

  9. zerg on More Calls for Patent Reform · · Score: 1

    It used to be that patent applications had to include a prototype model of some sort, I say we bring that back.

  10. Re:Where's Optimus Prime? on Megatron, Skeletor Announce Political Endorsements · · Score: 1

    Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost.

    One shall stand, one shall fall!

  11. zerg on Microsoft To Sell Win XP Starter Edition In Russia · · Score: 1

    It's bad enough that Putin is taking Russia back into totalitarianism, must we also convince them that the United States is their enemy?!

  12. Re:Well done! on Planning Phase Complete For Indian Moon Mission · · Score: 1

    Nope.

    1. India was occupied by the British for hundreds of years resulting in millions of casualties.
    2. The partition of India, Kashmir, Tibet, etc. are the sort of humiliating events that a proud culture simply cannot stand.
    3. The invasion of Iraq in 1991 sent a very clear message: develop the technology ourselves and do it right the fuck now, otherwise we're next.

    There's a book called "Wings of Fire" by A.P.J. Abdul Kalam (India's president), I strongly recommend it to anyone who's ever curious about what India's up to.

    In the event anyone else is thinking "OMG, poor country can't spend moneies on weapons, WTF", after you read "Wings of Fire", check out "Ignited Minds", also by Abdul Kalam...

  13. zerg on OQO Price And Release Date Set · · Score: 1

    Those grumbling about the price will get a laptop from Averatec for about half the price.

  14. Re:The money is already there on Astronaut Wants Space Program With No Frills · · Score: 1

    If we're going to build landing pads for motherships, shouldn't we at least build them on Earth?

  15. Re:lol on Metaprogramming GPUs with Sh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "I've got a hammer, and I use it for everything!"

    Excellent plan.

  16. zerg on IT (And Other) Salaries On The Rise In The U.S. · · Score: 1

    If someone hits you in the face repeatedly every day that you meet them, and then one day they decide to hit you in the gut or stomp on your feet, is it really an improvement?

  17. Re:It would NOT out-perform Hubble on Antarctic Telescope? · · Score: 1

    What about the hole in the Ozone Layer? Would that mitigate some of the problems? (at least make it more effective than an earth based telescope elsewhere)

    As long as they don't build it on top of any giant pyramids, they should be ok...

  18. Re:people suck. on Kryptonite U-Lock Security Flaw · · Score: 1

    Visited William n Mary College in Virginia when I was there on a class trip. Of course, my class was made up of a bunch of thugs from all over Hudson County, NJ. We were just floored that everywhere were unlocked bikes lying in fields, unlocked cars, unlocked doors. It really was something else.

  19. Re:I hear it's great... on Is it Safe to Use Win XP SP2, Yet? · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the head's up...

  20. zerg on Nader off Florida Ballot · · Score: 1

    Wait, if Bush is allowed to register on Florida's ballot a day after the deadline, then surely we can let Nader sign up?

  21. Re:Haven't we seen this before? on China: the New Advanced Technology Research Hotbed · · Score: 1

    It was an idea. At some point though, someone is gonna learn from something, and then we're fucked. In the meantime, we should be planning for the future...

  22. Re:Haven't we seen this before? on China: the New Advanced Technology Research Hotbed · · Score: 1

    An alternative to recognize is that the Chinese have learned from the Japanese's mistakes. A bonus is that North Korea isn't threatening to launch nukes @ them...

  23. Re:Please! Everyone! Chill out on Mushroom Cloud Reported Over North Korea · · Score: 1
    Our government and NORAD monitor everythin
    When India conducted her nuclear experiments recently, Bill Clinton found out about it via the newspaper...
  24. zerg on Open the Debates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know what? Fuck the debates. They're not important.

    I'll tell you what is important: Slashdot interviews. It's shameful that the wankers running this site haven't already solicited slashdotters for +5 insightful questions that they want answers to.

  25. Re:Hell yeah on Michael Moore Seeks TV Airing of Fahrenheit 9/11 · · Score: 1

    No, if Kerry had come back to vote, the Republicans would have said "aw shucks" and the ones that voted for it would have switched their votes to "No" and let it go... because there can always engineer more opportunities to make him look bad.