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  1. Re:Good on Aussie Students Face Jail Over Music Sharing Site · · Score: 1

    How about a simple car analogy?

    Situation 1:
    You own a car. Person B steals your car. You have no car. Person B now has it. Person B sells it. Profit for Person B. Person B is a thief.

    Situation 2:
    You bought a license which authorizes you to use a car, which you paid for. Person B makes a copy of the car, which you own, but technically isn't your intellectual property. You still have "your" car. Person B has a copy of "your" car. You both drive a car. Person B could sell his copy of the car. You still have "your" car. Person B is not a thief. He just has no taste for wanting a copy of "your" Robin Reliant.

  2. Re:But will it explode? on Simcity Microwave Power by 2050? · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, the government will be able to replace it with the click of a button.

  3. Re:I'll say this right now: on What the Candidates are Running · · Score: 1

    This is apple zealots we're talking about. They care about appearence for some reason.

  4. Re:How about that. Legalese for the layman on IBM Puts Pressure On SCO · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, it's all thanks to the training which IBM lawyers get.

  5. Re:I smell something . . . on UCB, USC To Build (And Hack) A Model Internet · · Score: 1
    $250,000 = lifetime supply of cheetoes and pr0n!

    Not bloody likely. More like a week supply.
  6. Umm.. on Guy Fawkes' Explosion Would Have Devasted London · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yeah? So? Where are the facts? It's hardly descriptive. This is really one of those `What-If?' things. They should have just used the What If Machine.

    What if SCO wins?
    What if Microsoft takes over Google?
    What if Gore won the election?
    What if Einstein wouldn't have been born?
    What if Linus was killed in a car crash?
    What if RMS was sane?
    What if the French won the war?
    What if Bender was really giant?
    What if life was more like a video game?

    Does it matter?

  7. Re:Waiting for an oops on RIAA Calls Settlements Proof that Education is Working · · Score: 1

    The other way around would probably be much more hilarious. "Puff Daddy gets busted for sharing Michael Bolton songs."

  8. Re:Holy time machine! on Google Considering Merger With Microsoft · · Score: -1, Funny

    Maybe this is a Halloween scare? Please tell me Halloween is very soon!

  9. Re:It's math on Study on the Effects of Spam on End Users · · Score: 1

    It's harder to believe the other half has an IQ above 100.

  10. Re:This from the restriction overlords themselves. on Microsoft's Take on iTunes for Windows · · Score: 1

    Could you please stop hitting him on the head with your bat? Maybe that's one of the reason's he's braindead.

  11. This just in from Apple. on Dell $38m Supercomputer [not] More Costly than VT's G5s · · Score: 1

    [Nelson]Ha-ha![/Nelson]

  12. Re:launch won't be live on China's Space Launch Near; Malaysia Wants One, Too · · Score: 1
  13. Re:Spot the female designer on 'Smart' Clothing: A Fashion Show · · Score: 1
    "So which car would go faster, a red one or a blue one?"
    The one with flames painted on it.
  14. Re:Wait a minute... on NY Times on VoIP, Skype Profile and the FBI · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps tinfoil hats are not as secure as you're led to believe..

  15. Re:Friggin' sharks? on NASA Flies First Laser-powered Aircraft · · Score: 0
    Chilean Sea Bass, Whales, Seahorses Need International Protection from CITES
    Nothing about mutated sea bass.
  16. Re:Friggin' sharks? on NASA Flies First Laser-powered Aircraft · · Score: 0, Funny

    Sorry, but sharks are a protected species now. It was powered by ill tempered mutated sea bass with friggin' lasers on their heads.

  17. Re:So how do you say it? on Hard Drive Capacity Confusion, Lucidly Explained · · Score: 2, Funny
    • I need to clear the one-oh-oneth bit of that byte
    • one four em el thirty three tee. one four em dee four bee zero em be. one haxzeroed da eff fourtynine be five ceeth byte zero of dat file
    • octal one thousand two hundred thrirty two, the number of the breast
    • bad morning, critter, open your history books in the four hundred thirty seventh (Cee Dee Triple Ex Vee Double I for the useless among you kids who don't know roman numerals) page. Today we are going to read how kids like you were dispised, tortured back in the good ol' day. [mumble]useless child protection laws[/mumble]
  18. One problem.. on What's Wacky with Google? · · Score: 1

    which 50% is erred?

  19. Also in the news on Merrill Lynch Rips Sun · · Score: 1

    ML has admitted to have made a mistake and sacked those responsible for the sacking. The official line from ML is that the "values and opinions of the sackers are not in line" with the company's.

  20. Re:Retorical filter, please on Is Google's Future: Star Trek? · · Score: 1
    What's a guy gotta do to get some f'in peace and quiet around here?!
    Computer: Kill All Humans
  21. Re:Talk and drive on 3G Waves Causes Headaches, Sharpens Memory · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, almost right. The distration of talking to someone more than compensates for any increase in reaction time. Instead what will be mandatory will be at least 3 passengers all babbeling their heads off (preferable female, as they have superious talking performance) to other people on mobile phones, while you are free to concentrate on the road with your enhanced reaction time.

  22. Oh you kids.. on The Surprising Benefits of Being Unemployed · · Score: 1

    you had it easy! Ever since I came out of the womb I had to work in a copper mine, toiling away, working 36 hours a day, 9 days a week, 400 days a year! Then when we got home, our parents used to thrash us to bits with a broken bottle and dance on our graves singing "Halleluja"! Each and every day.

  23. Funding. on NASA's New Space Wheels · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if they'll get any funding. NASA seems to have a plethora of ideas, but all you hear about is their budget being cut. So far ever Nigeria seems to be having a more solid space program.

    Anyone remember X-34?

  24. Re:Sanctioned on Playing with Google · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I do, he's married to this woman called Bernard.

  25. Re:Do I write Backdoors? on Do You Write Backdoors? · · Score: 1

    "Dear Cruciform,

    I find it sad to hear you're dumping me for some sleazy database. What has that database to offer that I haven't? Is it that I've not paid much attention to you? Please, let us get back together!

    Yours lovingly,
    a Backdoor"