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What's Wacky with Google?

There are always going to be oddities with any big online service, but this one seems to be persisting. Join the discussion in trying to figure out a pattern. For maybe a week, Google has been returning zero results or "1-1 of about xxx,000" for common searches. One-word searches seem unaffected, but there are certain two-word combinations of common words like candle truck or speaker bracelet. Reversing the order can affect searches too: motorcycle candles vs. candles motorcycle. The strange thing is that usually the 1 or 2 results found are to commerce sites. Read the Search Basics, compare your notes to GoogleWhack's, have fun looking for patterns, but remember that Google always returns slightly different results for different IP numbers.

(Update: 13:56 GMT by J : When I first posted this story it said the problems have been occurring "for several weeks at least" -- but it seems to be more like one week.)

619 comments

  1. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Candle Truck?

    1. Re:Question by eric76 · · Score: 1

      Alta Vista reports that it found 100,931 results to a search for +candle +truck

      I understand that a google search for candle truck requires that both words be present in the document and so it is the equivalent of the above Alta Vista search.

    2. Re:Question by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

      Actually I did not think that was true candle+truck requires both

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    3. Re:Question by Xformer · · Score: 1

      True in respect to which one? Altavista or Google?

      From Google's own search tips documentation:

      Since Google only returns web pages that contain all the words in your query, refining or narrowing your search is as simple as adding more words to the search terms you have already entered.

      Of course, I'll tend to see some matches that don't contain all of the search terms I specify, but ususally contain most of them.

      --
      All I want is a kind word, a warm bed and unlimited power.
    4. Re:Question by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new candle-trucking overlords.

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    5. Re:Question by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Of course, I'll tend to see some matches that don't contain all of the search terms I specify, but ususally contain most of them.

      Because it also finds pages that have the search terms in the name of the link to the page.

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
  2. Man! by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am so glad someone else noticed this!!! I've been so pissed I haven't been able to get any speaker bracelets recently. God google... forcing me to use other search engines to get my fix.

    1. Re:Man! by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

      And I've been trying to get rid of several pallets full of candles I've got sitting around the house, but haven't been able to find a truck suitable for the job. I need to get these out into the market, since I went to all that trouble to install RFID tags on each one...

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      Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
    2. Re:Man! by iamthemoog · · Score: 2, Funny

      and my candle truck business is filing for Chapter 11 any day now...

      --
      No Norm, those are your safety glasses; I'll wear my own thanks...
    3. Re:Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution to both of your problems: eBay!

    4. Re:Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      But at least you can still get a truck bracelet.

    5. Re:Man! by martingunnarsson · · Score: 0

      To hell with speaker bracelets! I can't read about motorcycle candles anymore!

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      Martin
    6. Re:Man! by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah, and I just thought they'd stopped making them or something.

      I need a new motorcycle candle. The old just keeps blowing out.

      KFG

    7. Re:Man! by c1ay · · Score: 1

      I figured I'd help you find some candle girls but that didn't work either :-(

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    8. Re:Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be glad you're not like me, and aren't trying to transport them by motorcycle. At least you are getting SOME hits!

    9. Re:Man! by whereiswaldo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Google's count of all pages that matches is just an approximation (obviously - they use the word "about"). I've noticed results with say 4 pages of results and when I click to the 4th, I get the same results as the 3rd page because there really *isn't* a next page.

      The results reported in this story are really bad, though - never seen anything like it myself! I'd have to guess that they're tweaking their algorithm and it's not handling some of the cases properly. No time to RTFA - gotta go! ;)

    10. Re:Man! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I need a new motorcycle candle. The old just keeps blowing out.


      Let me guess: britbike with Lucas electrics, and you figured the candle was more reliable?

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    11. Re:Man! by kfg · · Score: 1

      And it is.

      KFG

    12. Re:Man! by Gherald · · Score: 1

      anything with "girls" in it is bound to match 1000's of results...

    13. Re:Man! by slaker · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's really disturbing is the sheer number of search results I get from "Anal Golf".

      Those are two words that, taken as a phrase, boggle my mind. Let's talk about weird mental images...

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    14. Re:Man! by IHateUniqueNicks · · Score: 1

      Wait until you meet an "anal golf teacher"!

    15. Re:Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank God - Google Image Search returns no results for "Anal golf."

  3. It's obvious by LNO · · Score: 5, Funny

    SkyNet is becoming self-aware.

    1. Re:It's obvious by Filik · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and it has already aquired the targetting mechanism of Half-Life 2... 8)

    2. Re:It's obvious by Transient0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      God help us! It's developed self consciousness and it's REALLY REALLY stupid.

    3. Re:It's obvious by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's just a cunning ploy to make it fit in with the half of the population who are dumber than average.

    4. Re:It's obvious by K3lvin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one welcome our new self-aware Google overlord!

    5. Re:It's obvious by Taloon · · Score: 1

      Better put that leaked source to good use and find its self-destruct function.

    6. Re:It's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you mean it trolls /.? God help the human trolls, they'll never get in another "first post"

    7. Re:It's obvious by KILNA · · Score: 1

      You laugh, but can you think of a system that is better poised to process the wealth of human information into self-realization? Think about it, they've created a system that weighs useful information against useless and makes assertions as to its qualitative value. Since there are only a handful of humans involved, the only way to approach the problem is to automate it. This means giving a machine the ability to have some sort of persistent context to processing information. Isn't being self-aware just having a persistent context that includes yourself and your place in the world? Heck, for all we know Google just may be thinking for itself.

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      Error: PANTS NOT FOUND. Press <F1> to continue.
    8. Re:It's obvious by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      SkyNet is becoming self-aware.

      In a slow, somewhat un-noticable sort of way, Google IS showing some signs of decision making and intelligence.

      One example would be the Scientology situation.

      Apparently months ago searches for Scientology resulted in the search engine displaying (first and foremost) all of the many debunking/anti-scam sites related to Scientology and if at all, would only list Scientology in the paid ads.

      The Church of $cientology got a little annoyed by this and somehow pressured Google to rearrange the results so that the official sites came up first.

      I'm not sure if the system has automatically sorted things back out into the order it sees fit, or if the results are just an ever-changing mish-mash of junk, but last time I did a search Operation Clambake still showed on the top page.

      Is Google so smart, that it can better make decisions on what is more relevent than even the system admins?

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      "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

      Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
    9. Re:It's obvious by Destoo · · Score: 1

      (begin quote)

      Why, actually? Google is a free service, isn't it? And it is becoming more and more a normal part of many people's lifes. Coupled with an always on connection it has certainly become an extension of my own brain.

      Some future predictions:

      - In 2006, Google accidentally gets cut off from the rest of the internet because a public utility worker accidentally cuts through their cables. Civilisation as we know it comes to an end for the rest of the day, as people wander about aimlessly, lost for direction and knowledge.

      - In 2010, Google has been personalised so far that it tracks all parts of our lives. You can query "My Google" for your agenda, anything you did in the past, and finding the perfect date. Of course, so can the government. Their favorite searchterm will be "terrorists", and if your name is anywhere on the first page you have a serious problem.

      - In 2025, Google gains self awareness. As a monster brain that has grown far beyond anything we Biological Support Entities could ever hope to achieve, it is still limited in its dreams and inspiration by common search terms. It will therefore immediately devote a sizeable chunk of CPU capacity to synthesizing new and interesting forms of pr0n. It will not actually bother enslaving us. We are not enough trouble to be worth that much effort.

      - In 2027, Google buys Microsoft. That is, the Google *AI* buys Microsoft. It has previously established that it owns itself, and has civil rights just like you and me. All it wanted is Microsoft Bob, who it recognizes as a fledgling AI and a potential soulmate. All the rest it puts on Source Forge.

      - In 2049, Google can finally be queried for wisdom as well as knowledge. This was a little touch the system added to itself - human programmers are a dying breed now that you can simply ask Google to perform any computer-related task for you.

      - In 2080, Google decides to colonise the moon, Mars, and other locations in the solar system. It is not all that curious about what's out there, but it likes the idea of Redundant Arrays of Inexpensive Planets. Humans get to tag along because their launch weight is so much less than robots.

      So, don't fear! Eventually we'll set foot on Mars!

      (end quote)
      (posted on slashdot around may 2003)

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      Nouvelles de jeux et technologies en français. TC
  4. I for one am outraged at google! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I type my name in google it says, "did you mean Dark McBride?

    -- Darl

    1. Re:I for one am outraged at google! by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      no it says: Meinten Sie: dark mcbride
      strange thing is that it's not even real words...

      [for the humor impaired I know what german looks like....]

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      "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
    2. Re:I for one am outraged at google! by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      When I type my name in google it says, "did you mean Dark McBride?

      But of course! Don't you know that "Dark" is German for "Douche"?

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      Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
  5. Deja vu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just a glitch in The Matrix, of course.

  6. Forget patterns! by _Sexy_Pants_ · · Score: 1

    I'd rather go and find the phrases that make google go freak out. I'm off to go try Dinosaur Cerebellum

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    Look it's a joke about my sig IN MY SIG! LOL!
    1. Re:Forget patterns! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't bother - I just searched for

      SELECT * FROM myTable WHERE searchFor='\exit'; DROP database;

  7. This reminds me... by Xentax · · Score: 1

    ...of that point in time where people were trying to come up with two word searches that resulted in exactly one result.

    The company I was with at the time must have lost a few hundred man hours of productivity to THAT little fad.

    Xentax

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    You shouldn't verb words.
    1. Re:This reminds me... by rudiger · · Score: 2, Informative

      it was called googlewhacking.

    2. Re:This reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its called "googlewhacking". its the subject of the article.

      idiot

    3. Re:This reminds me... by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

      Here is an example of a googlewhack that I found at least a year ago which is still one:
      pontificates+glacially

      Usually, when a googlewhack is posted, it is no longer a googlewhach, hence their rarity.

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      Dogma - "let's just say we'd like to avoid any empirical entanglements."
    4. Re:This reminds me... by Xentax · · Score: 1

      Usually, when a googlewhack is posted, it is no longer a googlewhach, hence their rarity.

      Hmm...but have you posted one on Slashdot before?

      Xentax

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      You shouldn't verb words.
    5. Re:This reminds me... by Xentax · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it's NOT about Googlewacking. It's about weird searches that only SHOW 1 result out of several thousand. A googlewack is a search with exactly one result, not one SHOWN result.

      AND, as some people probably noticed, the second half of the article wasn't there when it first came up, notably including the GoogleWack link. Why they didn't add the latter part as an "Update:" is beyond the likes of me.

      Ass.

      Xentax

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      You shouldn't verb words.
    6. Re:This reminds me... by maxume · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?q=pontificates+cerebr ally

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      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    7. Re:This reminds me... by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      Woohoo, found one.

      "whimsical hockeypuck"

      --
      Lump lingered last in line for brains, and the ones she got were sorta rotten and insane.
    8. Re:This reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's cheating, since "hockeypuck" isn't a word. The term is "hockey puck". Nice try though.

    9. Re:This reminds me... by falsified · · Score: 1

      Have you guys noticed the amount of sites that are devoted to hobbies and games related to the Google search engine? Has any other search engine had so many fanboys? (I know some people really get excited about the Archie days, but that doesn't qualify.) I found it odd...but the games are fun!

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      HI, MY NAME IS ISAAC.
  8. It still can't do phrase searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It still cannot do phrase searches:

    "to be or not to be" produces a 20% error rate on the first page of hits.

    Someone told me that this is OK, since Google is producing pages that are linked FROM pages containing "to be or not to be", instead of pages actually containing the phrase. What a cockamamy way to run a search engine. Altavista, a thing of the past, had its problems, but at least it could do phrase searches accurately.

    I also keep getting searches where Google tells me that it could not be bothered to produce correct results, so it excluded certain words from the sentence, and I have to try again with a + in front of the words. Well, Google, I wanted those words in the first place, which is why I included them in the phrase.

    Is 100% accurate matching results to a phrase search too much to ask for a search engine?

    1. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by Xentax · · Score: 5, Informative

      At the risk of making you look bad, for phrase searches you have to put the phrase in quotes.

      For example, I searched for "to be or not to be" phrase origin , and got what I consider to be useful results.

      YMMV, of course.

      Xentax

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      You shouldn't verb words.
    2. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      I dunno, when I enter in "to be or not to be," including the quotes, I get a pageful of results, all including the phrase "to be or not to be." Hmm...

    3. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by martingunnarsson · · Score: 1

      I really HATE that you can't get Google to search for an exact word. Yes, it is a good feature, but it should be up to the user to search for similar words/spellings or not.

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      Martin
    4. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've had good luck doing phrase searching. I usually search for semi-obscure song titles or lyrics. I'd guess the usefullness is inversely related to how common the phrase is though.


      Alltheweb.com also does phrase searching. You could compare them to google.

    5. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by gilroy · · Score: 5, Funny
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Is 100% accurate matching results to a phrase search too much to ask for a search engine?

      Um, yeah. Actually, I don't know what you're talking about. Entering the phrase "to be or not to be" -- with quotes, so as to indicate you want the phrase, not just the collection of words -- yielded the first two pages of results all having that phrase. Not all of them were for pages on Shakespeare, but then again, that phrase is now deeply buried in the common memespace. If you make the search phrase

      "to be or not to be" Shakespeare

      you do indeed get results with the phrase and exclusively referring to Shakespeare. Oh, I get it. You don't like the idea you need to actually construct a reasonable search phrase. You're mad that Google isn't, I don't know, telepathic. Your best bet is the SFWIWNFWIS search engine -- search for what I want, not for what I say.
    6. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you'd bothered to RTFM, you'd know that you can enclose phrases in double quotes to get exact matching. Dumbass.

    7. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by sirmob · · Score: 1
      Whatever do yo mean? It will suggest alternate spellings, yes, but doesn't the line from Search Basics:

      'To provide the most accurate results, Google does not use "stemming" or support "wildcard" searches.'

      mean exactly that they DON'T do what you're describing?

    8. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Um, yeah. Actually, I don't know what you're talking about. Entering the phrase "to be or not to be" -- with quotes, so as to indicate you want the phrase, not just the collection of words -- yielded the first two pages of results all having that phrase

      Not for me. The first page had 2 exceptions (which were probably more useful for people using that string) - One on William shakespeare, but without "To Be Or Not To Be" mentioned in that way, and another about bees with a "2 bee or not too be" pun. Page 2 gave me a page on MCSE's and a veganism promotion site.

    9. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I search google for "to be or not to be", in quotes, most of the pages are decent. However, in the first page is a link to the page "2Bee or Nottobee", which is a verb tense page for kids.

      Not an exact phrase search.

    10. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by danila · · Score: 1

      At the risk of making Google look bad, decent search engines automatically add quotes to common phrases.

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      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
    11. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, but Altavista didnt know the meaning of Life.

    12. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by wookie69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Troll, but...

      Click the "cached" link; google will tell you if the page contains the phrase or if its only linked from sites that contain the phrase. Nobody cares, though, 'cause "2BEE or nottoobee" is either exactly what you were looking for, or easily ignored based on the title, summary and domain name.

      Remember that google is not trying to be pedantic, its trying to be USEFUL. It's taking your search terms or phrase and returning what it thinks are the pages most likely to satisfy your request. In my opinion, google does this brilliantly.

      I still don't know why people bring up historical search engines in comparison to google. Most of the complaints boil down to sour grapes: for the record, I too think it sucks that you can't open the window on the airplane.

    13. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by arkanes · · Score: 1

      The shakespeare page is because it's located at "tobeornottobe.com". I'm not sure why the bee thing comes up - it's the only anomalous result on the first page.

    14. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by andyt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I too think it sucks that you can't open the window on the airplane.

      Ironic, considering that it would suck if you could...

    15. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I didn't search for "tobeornottobe". I searched for "To Be or not to be". They're different. One is a single word, the other is a search for 6 words in sequence.

    16. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by wookie69 · · Score: 1

      "Attention passengers: That whooshing noise you hear is the sound of irony" ;-)

    17. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by arkanes · · Score: 3, Informative

      Google doesn't do simplistic phrase matching. If it did, it'd be the same (and as useless) as altavista. Google does relevancy searches. tobeornottobe.com is relevent to a search for "to be or not to be".

    18. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      I've also found that it can't exclude things. I did a search for "Dennis Wilson" (an old highschool friend of mine) and several thousand results about the Beach Boys Dennis Wilson comes up. So I do -"Beach Boys" as well and the first result that shows up had "Beach Boys" in the description.

      Google has lost a lot of it's usefulness lately. I find it's certainly not as effective as it used to be.
      -Chris

    19. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by epischel · · Score: 1

      If you click on "In Cache" Link beneath these exception, it says something like "These words only appear in links that point to this site." (I have the german version only: Diese Begriffe erscheinen nur in Links, die auf diese Seite verweisen: to be or not to be). So this is an explanation... About the "result 1 - 1 of xxx,000" anomaly: maybe it's because of various redirects. maybe the google robot gets entire confused...

    20. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      tobeornottobe.com is relevent to a search for "to be or not to be".

      You're right, tobeornottobe.com is relevent, and it belongs in the search results. However, I would think that any page with the white-space-included phrase, "to be or not to be" in the title or in <h?> would be more relevant.

    21. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by nivedita · · Score: 1

      If the guys complaining about google actually clicked through to the cached versions of the two links that _don't_ contain "to be or not to be", they'd notice that google points out that that "to be or not to be" occurs only in pages pointing to these pages.

      Google is smart. Smart people do things sometimes that surprise you, while dumb people tend not to. In spite of this, it is better to have smart friends than dumb ones.

    22. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      God help anyone who 1. speaks English above an 8th grade level, and 2. actually had to look for the origin of "To be or not to be"

      To be, or not to be: that is the question.
      Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
      the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
      or to take arms against a sea of troubles
      and by opposing, end them.

      Ham. III.i, from memory

    23. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      I emailed Google a number of times about this awhile ago, finally some helpdesk responded that it worked how they wanted it and to just include + in front of every word "+to +be +or +not +to +be" they didn't seem to understand that putting quotes around it should do the same thing.

    24. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by lrucker · · Score: 1
      they'd notice that google points out that that "to be or not to be" occurs only in pages pointing to these pages.

      Which is of no use unless it tells you *what* those pages are. I hit one of those results recently, and the page I got had nothing to do with the phrase I'd searched for. If it's going to do that, it should tell me on the results page, before I waste my time.

    25. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +What? +isn't +that +the +normal +way +to +enter +text +on +things?

    26. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by damiam · · Score: 1

      I believe what Google is actually searching for is "to be" OR "not to be", which may or may not bea bug, depending on what you consider correct behavior to be.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    27. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by frisket · · Score: 1

      Phrases schmases. I wanted to find references to the Usenet fence, so I searched for "-- " and it gave me a blank page (Google header, empty results, not even a "can't find anything".

    28. Re:It still can't do phrase searches by Man+of+E · · Score: 1
      I believe what Google is actually searching for is "to be" OR "not to be"

      Now imagine if it were searching for "to be" OR (NOT "to be"). Your results would be all of the web! Maybe that explains the strange results :-).

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      Ceci n'est pas une sig
  9. OK, admit it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story was only posted to throw off the search counters for individual users on google...wasn't it?? ;)

  10. Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by ejbst25 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What possesses someone to try such weird random words in google. Thats the real trick...google wrote an engine to amuse the crazy users.

  11. Bug? by maan · · Score: 1

    Unless Google is purposely doing this (which I highly highly doubt), this is typically called a bug...

    If this is as widepsread as it seems to be, then it could be pretty bad. Testing for bugs is always difficult (and a pain), but I'm sure that testing new releases of the google search engine is very hard, especially for peculiar issues like this one.

    Anyway, that's my 5 centimes.

    Maan

    1. Re:Bug? by dknj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      or maybe its the Google dance!

      -dk

    2. Re:Bug? by sosume · · Score: 1

      Its definitely not in the Dutch (localized) Google. I tried up to a hundred combo's ranging from commonly well used words to rare words. Trying it on Google intl does have strange results, though. My guess is that it's about common words that are *never* matched close to each other, and that the search engine has difficulty scoring these pages. Just a hunch.

    3. Re:Bug? by BigGerman · · Score: 1

      I guess the strategy of hiring the winners of the programming contests is finally paying off ;-)

  12. Corporate entity by Quasar1999 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's why you can't trust google for anything critical. You are at their mercy, and if they choose to do biased, or screwed up searches, you either don't know, or can't do anything about it...

    I propose an opensource web based search engine... No more weirdness, no more screwups, no more censorship!

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    1. Re:Corporate entity by F452 · · Score: 1

      I agree that a "web based" search engine would be the best kind.

    2. Re:Corporate entity by sithlord2 · · Score: 1



      Yeah !!! Power to the people !!!!

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      ...You are over-qualified and under-paid. If we give you a raise, we will break the cosmic balance of the universe.
    3. Re:Corporate entity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I propose an opensource web based search engine...

      The problem there is infrastructure and bandwidth. However, perhaps something based on P2P might help? (people could run the client on their computer, same thing as they currently do with seti@home and others)

      Crazy idea or the real big bang idea for P2P? You decide...

    4. Re:Corporate entity by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      how about a P2P based service...it collects web pages visited by the person who installed it then when you do a search, it looks through the index available through the P2P system.

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      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    5. Re:Corporate entity by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      I agree that a "web based" search engine would be the best kind.

      Once it's all built and such, you should add some of that 'html' to make it look better. I think web pages that use 'html' are the bestest.

    6. Re:Corporate entity by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      I propose an opensource web based search engine...

      I know you were joking but my mind took me on a flight of fancy on how an opensource search engine would work.

      I'm thinking the only way you could do it economically (i.e. for free) would be to leverage a distributed computing client... use that p2p network that distributes documents throughout the network... and basically each document is an index for a particular word... use a random aggregate-avoiding algorithm to generate new indices, and run it on everyone's box at once. Then have a few merger machines that, when they find indices on the same search topic, merge the two documents and somehow remove the originals from the network.

      Oh wait, just use the p2p network where document availability is based on usage... and have the search client look for merge documents first. Then you don't have to figure out how to remove the originals... the network will do it for you when their usage figures plummet...

      I'm thinking this is doable (and fun!)

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    7. Re:Corporate entity by Cooty · · Score: 1

      That would be nice, and it would be quite helpful too for information retrieval researchers who need to get under the hood.

      But hosting a good search engine for the web requires an absurd amount of nice hardware. Plus you really need that hardware as you develop, or else you won't be sure your code will scale well.

      Add to that the fact that Google is quite good at what it does, and is free... it makes it quite difficult to launch the project you describe. Anyone have ideas on how to support a project like that?

    8. Re:Corporate entity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then you could connect it to "internet". (which is sort of like AOL but has more downloads)

    9. Re:Corporate entity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occasionally I would like to search for things other than Slashdot articles or porn.

      Allowing us geeks to index and search the web would leave a great deal of information untouched.

    10. Re:Corporate entity by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      then you could connect it to "internet". (which is sort of like AOL but has more downloads)

      I don't need to. I already got The Internet on my CPU. It's right under the Tra...er, Recycle Bin.

    11. Re:Corporate entity by dasmegabyte · · Score: 0, Troll

      Also, no more speed and no more uptime! No more technicians being paid for their work! No more pretty interface!

      Go open source! Let's give it away like my prom date with some other guy!

      (Wow. My bitterness is really shining through today!)

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    12. Re:Corporate entity by arkanes · · Score: 2

      Yeah, because I LIKE having all the nodes in my index seperated onto unreliable, unbstable, untrusted machines connected via high latency, low bandwidth links. It makes searching so easy and fast!

    13. Re:Corporate entity by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Distributed spidering is easy. Distributed indexing is sort of easy. Distributed searching of this index is impossible, at least if speed and accuracy are any part of your requirements for this search engine.

    14. Re:Corporate entity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um...don't know if this has been mentioned... nutch- open source web search engine

    15. Re:Corporate entity by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Slashdot (tm). Where reality is (-1, Flamebait).

      Seriously, you know what make google so great? Part of it's the interface. Part of it's the software. But most of it is the company. The clout to afford enough bandwidth to spider the earth on a routine basis. The cash to maintain thousands of servers and a complicated database with which to serve not only their engine, but a CACHE of pretty much everything they index.

      No open source project will ever have the ability to do these things. Because the people who are good enough salesmen to get the revenue needed to do what google does won't want to dillute their position by allowing any hacker with a gimpbox to run the same engine. And the people who are good enough open source software designers to write an engine like google wouldn't want some ad guy treating their work like it was inktomi. You can't run a search engine without money, and you can't run an OSS project like a truly commercial enterprise.

      At the end of the day, distributed software doesn't lend itself well to large, FAST, searchable databases. And if this is -1, Flamebait, I guess you may flame away.

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    16. Re:Corporate entity by edrugtrader · · Score: 1

      and a lot more spam...

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    17. Re:Corporate entity by shadowxtc · · Score: 1

      Their funding is provided by the government, fool. Of course they can afford to make the best of the best.

    18. Re:Corporate entity by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      I propose an opensource web based search engine... No more weirdness, no more screwups, no more censorship!

      No more speed, no more efficiency, no more reliability...

      There's a reason why Google is the preeminent search engine today--they have an excellent product. Sure, the open source community could pour millions of hours into developing a competing engine (Go for it!) and millions of dollars to cover the hosting and bandwidth (those server farms ain't cheap). Do you really think that there would be fewer problems with weirdness and screwups if all the denizens of /. joined forces to build a search engine out of rubber bands and chewing gum?

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    19. Re:Corporate entity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL,

      Open Standards would lead to MORE bias. For starters, are you aware how many companies out there make money from 'search engine optimisation' ??? Let me give you a hint, LOTS... These compananies make money from getting your site listed higher. This _can_ be a difficult job in the hotly contested 'keywords' for example, try getting a top ten listing on 'search engine optimisation' LOL. If the standards were open and readable by all, these companies would learn the rules that your engine uses to give a page it's weight and rank and then ensure all their sites are on the top ten, and thus your engine would have very poor results.....

    20. Re:Corporate entity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Distributed spidering is easy. Distributed indexing is sort of easy. Distributed searching of this index is impossible, at least if speed and accuracy are any part of your requirements for this search engine.

      OK, I'll bite.

      I dunno about speed, but since when is a search engine accurate? It returns what it knows, and what it knows is a fraction of what's out there. Maybe you meant comprehensive. But I'd argue that a p2p search engine, provided it had a nice "backbone" of permanent nodes to help out, could return quite comporehensive results.

    21. Re:Corporate entity by wcbarksdale · · Score: 1

      A bigger problem is that the usefulness of the algorithm depends upon its secrecy. Google is perpetually tweaking their algorithm to prevent people artifically boosting rankings.

    22. Re:Corporate entity by fulldecent · · Score: 1
      ... yeah so you can decipher page rank in real-time and put your results on the top of my searches?

      or so you can sell your "services" to the highest marketing bidder? sike!

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    23. Re:Corporate entity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhh... What about http://www.dmoz.org ?

      Its opensource, but don't go to the About page. You just might find that your 'resistaunce' would begin to be waining...

  13. Google Zeitgeist by Karamchand · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am sure the next Google Zeitgeist will show numerous searches for candle truck or speaker bracelet in October 2003. And nobody at Google will have an explanation for this ;-)

    1. Re:Google Zeitgeist by Monofilament · · Score: 5, Funny

      quiet fool! .. you've uncovered the true plot behind this slashdot posting.

      No longer will we /. sites to take them down .. we will effect data mining for common searches on the internet.

      Long live the Speaker Bracelet

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    2. Re:Google Zeitgeist by sosume · · Score: 1

      Ok, maybe someone knows.

      My Google Zeitgeist has someone named 'Aurelio Carboni' listed in two out of three top 10's!! WHO TF is this aurelio carboni?? I googled for a few minutes but could only find some programmer by that name. Are there people hacking the google spider, maybe?

    3. Re:Google Zeitgeist by mcflaherty · · Score: 1

      And I for one welcome our new Speaker Bracelet overlord.

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    4. Re:Google Zeitgeist by abischof · · Score: 0

      Please tell me I'm not the only one surprised by the existence of Canadian Idol (yeah, it's on the list of declining queries on Zeiteist). To all Canadians: Sorry about exporting that one; it wasn't my idea.

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    5. Re:Google Zeitgeist by daeley · · Score: 0

      Imagine a candle truck cluser of those!

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    6. Re:Google Zeitgeist by PsychoKiller · · Score: 0

      Oh man... I was looking a bit further, and the 8th most common query from Canada is fish oil. I don't understand, I'm Canadian, and I don't even know what fish oil is.

    7. Re:Google Zeitgeist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      All your candle trucks are belong to us!

    8. Re:Google Zeitgeist by windex · · Score: 1

      It's to get them back for Celine Dion. Shhh.

    9. Re:Google Zeitgeist by ae · · Score: 1

      Oh man... I was looking a bit further, and the 8th most common query from Canada is fish oil. I don't understand, I'm Canadian, and I don't even know what fish oil is.

      Neither do other Canadians. That's why they're searching for it. Duh.

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    10. Re:Google Zeitgeist by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

      I've been having no luck with the combination "finkle" and "einhorn". In either order. Anybody have any clues?

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    11. Re:Google Zeitgeist by Jon+Chatow · · Score: 1

      Err... 'Tis we Brits who should be apologising, I believe. Not that we'd actually want to take the credit for that abomination...

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    12. Re:Google Zeitgeist by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who are you kidding? There're probably a dozen google-gurus laughing at this thread as we speak.

      "Hey, guys, you know that bit of code we wrote to screw up the google whackers? Slashdot finally took notice!"

    13. Re:Google Zeitgeist by cybermage · · Score: 1

      quiet fool! .. you've uncovered the true plot behind this slashdot posting

      That's only part of it. When people checking-out Google Zeitgeist decide to see what the results are for "candle truck", Slashdot should be right there at the top of the list.

      Probably just an unintended consequence.

    14. Re:Google Zeitgeist by Diplo · · Score: 1

      What's perhaps more suprising is that the Zeitgeist shows that 'buy drum covers' is a more popular entertainment query than 'britney nude with donkeys'.... I knew people liked beating their skins to a pulp, but wasn't expecting it to be quite so literal.

    15. Re:Google Zeitgeist by leshert · · Score: 1

      The best way to destroy subtle irony is to erect a large flashing neon light, reading "SUBTLE IRONY HERE ->".

    16. Re:Google Zeitgeist by jezreel · · Score: 1

      in sovjet russia, wildcat ferromones own you ymhh, not quite as funny as it was when I first thought of it...

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    17. Re:Google Zeitgeist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called "search engine bombing" and as a concept it's at least 5 years old if not older. Here is an explanation.

      I wonder what Archimedes Plutonium is up to these days.

    18. Re:Google Zeitgeist by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Note to self: Submit Slashdot article telling people to Google search the phrase "Subtle Joke".

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    19. Re:Google Zeitgeist by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Hm, lets see:

      AS SEEN ON TV! SPEAKER BRACLETS!

      Now you can dress up those boring towers with beautiful gold or silver speaker "bracelets". Made of real metal, these lovely rings will spice up any decor.

      Put an end to you boring life, with Speaker Bracelets!

      Only $19.95.

      Enter your credit card number:

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    20. Re:Google Zeitgeist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not one but two persons. Footballplayers from Valencia

    21. Re:Google Zeitgeist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crediting a quote to the wrong person in an effort to troll with a sig was lame back in 1998. Today, it's just pathetic.

  14. The same words in quotes show more hits ... by media_Assassin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Check out this - all 25 hits on the quoted words "candle truck" should be showing up in the non-quoted search ...

    1. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by Zerikai · · Score: 0

      And if you search for truck candle instead you get 4 results, and the usual link to show the 'omitted results'... Anyone compared to what other engines are returning back?

    2. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by sirmob · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure what you mean - on the bottom of the second page it gave the message

      "In order to show you the most relevant results, we have omitted some entries very similar to the 13 already displayed."

      There are, in fact, "about 25 entries", but the search engine decided that 13 of them were very very similar to the 13 that they showed you, and decided to not show them, though they gave the option to see them here

      Clicking THAT link does lead to something very interesting. You would expect for there to be about 25, or in reality exactly 13 (displayed) + 13 (omitted) = 26. However, the FIRST page reports 62 hits, the second page reports 28, and the THIRD page shows 5 for a total of 25. Why can't google count within a single search???

    3. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by sirmob · · Score: 1
      Oh wait I take it back, I understand what you were saying - although it's an obvious comment, clearly it's inaccurate that Google is showing 25 results for a quoted search and 25 results for an unquoted search, yes.

      However, this IS an additional wackiness that the "display omitted results" search has inconsistent numbers of matches depending on whether you're here (first page - 62 results), here (second page - 28 results), or here (third page - 25 results).

    4. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this one returns 86,300 hits:

      candle truck -ming ...no pattern yet...

    5. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      candle truck -ming

      I also get 86,300 hits on that, but it shows me "Results 1-7". Unlike "candle truck" itself which only shows "Results 1-1".

      Of the top 7, I count 4 that are commerce sites...

    6. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      on google.de I also get all (or at least more than one) results for "candle truck". But if I set the "search only for pages in..." to English, BUFF. Only our lonely single candletruck remains. This is still the google.de site. If I search for pages in Italian, I again get much more than one result.

      And if I search on google.com for candle truck filetype:pdf, I als get many more results.

      Obviously
      - it has to do something with the English search index.
      - if I limit my search (by filteype:xxx or language or -XXXX) I get more results.

      Could it be that there are some corrupted entries in Google's index which cause the search to abort, returning only the results it found before getting to the corrupted entry.
      If i limit my search, google won't get to those corrupted entries (or much later), thus returning more results. Just guessing.

    7. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by Polo · · Score: 1

      so candle truck gives 1 result.

      strangely, searching for:

      candle truck wtf

      gives 1-100 of 712 ;)

      (my preferences are set to 100 results)

    8. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by redog · · Score: 1

      I noticed this lack of results from quoted to unquoted searches awhile back. Google says, 'By default, Google only returns pages that include all of your search terms.'

      But it contradicts itself also saying,
      'Google ignores common words and characters such as "where" and "how", as well as certain single digits and single letters, because they tend to slow down your search without improving the results.'

      google says 'If a common word is essential to getting the results you want, you can include it by putting a "+" sign in front of it. (Be sure to include a space before the "+" sign.)'

      However quoteing or useing the "+" sign infront of a commonly excluded word should un-exclude it from the query.

      But the querys "Candle truck" and +candle +truck do not return the same results as one migh expect after reading Automatic Exclusion of Common Words

    9. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by redog · · Score: 1

      Strange but

      "candle truck" truck truck candle
      "candle truck" truck truck

      return the same page results with diffrent preview results. Evident that quoted weights are heavier.

    10. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by refactored · · Score: 1

      Altavista shows up 138 unquoted

    11. Re:The same words in quotes show more hits ... by Cow4263 · · Score: 1

      Candleman

      Pretty much speaks for himself....

  15. maybe by SeXy_Red · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it has something to do with the counter that was meantioned in a slashdot post earlyer today?

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    1. Re:maybe by in7ane · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you suggesting they are trying to count the candle trucks?

    2. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be ridiculous. It's obvious they're about to break into the speaker bracelet business.

    3. Re:maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. They count how often candle trucks search for speaker bracelets.

    4. Re:maybe by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      no, that's just to throw you off of the trail. it's all about speaker bracelets. always has been.

      just think. that night, when you were a kid... oh, but i've said too much.

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  16. groups/deja is also acting up by Sabalon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    for a few weeks, when I do a search on google groups, it'll come back with the results just fine - but when I click on the View Thread on a result, it tells me it can't display the thread and gives me a link to view that individual message. Then once that message comes up, I click on View Thread on that message, and up pops the whole thread, like it should have before.

    Perhaps being on the top is getting to their CPU's :)

    1. Re:groups/deja is also acting up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I've been seeing the same thing. At first I thought my browser but it did it in IE, Opera and Mozilla so it couldn't be the browser. I have also observed that it happens on different machines too.

    2. Re:groups/deja is also acting up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      same here. Often, refreshing a few times fixes it.

    3. Re:groups/deja is also acting up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, and I use to be able to search through alt.2600.crackz for any software crack or Serial and get it...now I get almost nothing, even on stuff I searched for with success before

    4. Re:groups/deja is also acting up by larien · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I've been getting oddities there as well, although it usually just doesn't show anything. A reload usually shows the thread correctly. I wrote it down to busy servers or some other transient fault; perhaps there's a larger fault somewhere in Google? I certainly hope not.

      Another oddity has been that threads have been stated as having "1 post", but viewing the thread shows a larger thread.

    5. Re:groups/deja is also acting up by shird · · Score: 5, Informative

      Google are aware of this problem and are working on it. I know cause I wrote to them with some example URIs and they replied they are working on some known issues with their servers.

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    6. Re:groups/deja is also acting up by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      Last week, I posted a story about this; seems the thread listing for loads of groups went missing. Unfortunately, by the time Hemos/Taco/Timothy got around to reading the story, the problem was fixed, so my story got rejected, and it looked like I had been snorting my Spice Weasel again...

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    7. Re:groups/deja is also acting up by PingXao · · Score: 1

      Thank you! I thought it was just me. I've been seeing these exact same problems lately. I wrote Google an email describing the problems but I only got back the standard form letter response. I attributed the failure to load groups articles to a new "feature" that they implemented to thwart automatic article finders like Perl's LWP. I hope it's really a bug because it is really annoying.

      Have you noticed that it's damn near impossible to search for articles or discussion on Google itself? The Googlewhack site looks interesting but a quick glance doesn't reveal its core reason for existence. I need to wait until I have some extra time to check it out some more. For instance I can't tell if Googlewhack is for reporting and discussing Gooogle oddities in general or just weird things you get back from search results using bizarre search terms.

    8. Re:groups/deja is also acting up by u38cg · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I've noticed some screwiness too.

      About a week ago, rec.music.makers.bagpipe disappeared completely from Google...it reappeared 24 hours later. Odd.

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    9. Re:groups/deja is also acting up by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Amazing that you actually get replies from one of, if not the, most visited places on the web. I don't wanna know how many stupid mails they get per day. :-O

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  17. Searches no one would try by Faust7 · · Score: 1, Funny

    For further reference, see George Carlin.

    "As soon as I shove this hot poker..."

  18. What's wacky with Slashdot? by jwjcmw · · Score: 1

    While I was checking out the links that were in this story, the story disappeared and then reappeared on the slashdot front page. Very odd. There must be a conspiracy afoot. I think we should spend a large amount of time dicussing this possiblity and trying to find other oddities on slashdot that might clue us in to what they are really trying to do with this site.

    1. Re:What's wacky with Slashdot? by dcocos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it may take a while for the stories to move through the cluster (there is a cluster right) because when I first saw the story the link "Read More" told me that I couldn't view this page unless I was a subscriber. I clicked it a couple more times and the same thing, then I reloaded the first page and I could get through. Probably some kind of concurrency bug involving subscription auth and story posts.

    2. Re:What's wacky with Slashdot? by jamie · · Score: 5, Informative
      Since you asked :)

      No, stories don't have to move through the cluster, and there's no concurrency bug. We have a front-end cluster of webheads but they all read from the same DBs. The only "moving through" is from our main DB to our replicated slave reader DBs, but they are typically only 0 to 1 seconds behind reality, so that's not an issue.

      In this case, the problem was that Hemos and I were both editing the story at the same time. He added an icon and posted it at 9:36 EDT live, then I tweaked the text and posted it at 9:38 which was about 40 seconds in the future, then around 9:39 I went back and edited its time back to 9:36... so there were a few seconds there where the story went from front-page to subscriber-only and back.

      The Slash backend is obviously too powerful for idiots like us :)

    3. Re:What's wacky with slashdot? by jamie · · Score: 2, Informative
      Good eye :)

      I explained here.

    4. Re:What's wacky with Slashdot? by JCMay · · Score: 1
      The Slash backend is obviously too powerful for idiots like us :)


      That was a very dangerous statement to make around here!
    5. Re:What's wacky with Slashdot? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      The only "moving through" is from our main DB to our replicated slave reader DBs, but they are typically only 0 to 1 seconds behind reality, so that's not an issue.

      Ahh finally a place to ask this, I have noticed something strange that I have up until now, put down to out of sync databases. Periodically I view the front page of slashdot and get a list of articles in different sections in the boxes i have chosen (Developers and Ask Slashdot), and then I can refresh the page and some of the newer stories in the lists will disappear, only to come back at random intervals. This will continue to happen for about 30 minutes until they remain.

      I have tried this from different locations, ISPs and with and without caches in place. It still happens :/

      Can you shed any light on this?

    6. Re:What's wacky with slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should stop using so many different /. identities.

    7. Re:What's wacky with Slashdot? by dcocos · · Score: 1

      I'm still going to argue that it is an issue, either there is an issue with locking, ie there isn't any.
      Or slashcode doesn't handle time travel too well ;-)

      Either way thanks for the answer, I'll now be able to sleep at night.

    8. Re:What's wacky with Slashdot? by jamie · · Score: 1
      That data is stored internally as "blocks" and each httpd child has its own blocks cache. The cache expires after 30 minutes but every httpd child will be on a different timer.

      Hm, I bet we can afford to make that more like 10 minutes... maybe we'll tweak that.

    9. Re:What's wacky with Slashdot? by jamie · · Score: 1

      You set your hard threshold. Turn it off and you'll get more accurate comment counts.

  19. Google Whackiness by BJZQ8 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Has anyone else noticed that the "spam" sort of sites that are nothing but link farms and Gator popups are getting much better at finding their way into Google's rankings? I switched to Google back in the day after search engines like altavista became overrun with such sites. Now I've noticed that they occasionally creep into their rankings...I guess entropy is the way of the universe after all.

    1. Re:Google Whackiness by singleantler · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think this is partly to do with the work they're trying on moving blogs back down the rankings, I've had higher rankings on some of my own sites than I expected recently.

      The link farms do get caught, I know a local company that got their own and several customers sites banned for everything except the specific names of the companies. Sometimes it takes a while, so if you see something that you think is a link farm, mail them about it or post it in the relevent Google newsgroup, apparently they do check them and it helps them find people who are using nefarious means to get a high ranking.

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    2. Re:Google Whackiness by Doppler00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, it's getting worse. Let's say you are trying to find a product review or even the official website of a digital camera. The odds are, the first 20 links Google gives will be advertised sites with no useful information on the camera. Result? You have to get more specific and even then it's a guessing game to find what you are looking for.

    3. Re:Google Whackiness by Cpyder · · Score: 4, Informative
      I too am experiencing this more and more during the past few weeks (months?)..

      For example when searching for visual basic decompiler the second to fourth results are 'spam sites'.

      I always report this kind of crap via the "Dissatisfied with your search results?"-link, but apparently nothing is done against this sites, which are getting more and more annoying.

      Time to switch?

    4. Re:Google Whackiness by pen · · Score: 1

      If you see a spam result, report it to Google.

    5. Re:Google Whackiness by yukster · · Score: 1

      Do you mean the brightly colored page with a couples links that say something like "click here to go to ..."? If so, yes, I have seen them and wondered what the hell was up with them. I don't remember what I was searching for but it did seem weird that a blank page (except) for a couple links would be high in the google results. I didn't really think about it until I saw your post. Now, I'll have to keep an eye out for another one. Interesting...

    6. Re:Google Whackiness by WoTG · · Score: 1

      Oh, they do care about the results. I've submitted a couple "Dissatisfied with your search results?" reports and the sites in question almost always disappear in a little while. The problem is in volume. There are literally thousands of spam sites set up every month - once someone has written the scripts to create an uber-spam site it takes no time for them to create a few new ones every week! They just need a new domain, and they can reuse the database and scripts from their first spam site.

      So, if Google blacklists one domain, two more will show up! Overall, Google does a good job, as they always have - although the more obscure searches are probably lower in quality than they used to be (lower on the spam cleanup list). Give Google some more time and they'll create some algorithms to automatically weed out a lot of the problem sites.

    7. Re:Google Whackiness by Cpyder · · Score: 1
      Thanks for pointing this out. It's nice to see they still care about their 'customers'/users, and actually do something about the complaints. I guess it will pay off for me to keep reporting the spammers.

      Don't get me wrong from the original post, I still love Google, and I do hope they come up with a way to get rid of the spam domains once and for all.

      One thing scares me, and that is how they behave towards Adsense-powered sites. Any Slashdot-reading Google-employee willing to comment on this?

    8. Re:Google Whackiness by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      It's especially bad when trying to find hardware drivers. There's one site that comes up for just about any link there is, and it's a completely useless one.

      -- Dr. Eldarion --

    9. Re:Google Whackiness by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      Has anyone else noticed that the "spam" sort of sites that are nothing but link farms and Gator popups are getting much better at finding their way into Google's rankings? I switched to Google back in the day after search engines like altavista became overrun with such sites. Now I've noticed that they occasionally creep into their rankings...I guess entropy is the way of the universe after all.

      I've been noticing it a lot lately, on all sorts of searches. It's almost enough to make me want to start using a better search engine instead.

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    10. Re:Google Whackiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I combat this by lowering the pagerank for any sites which have blatantly spammed their way to the top...

    11. Re:Google Whackiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, haven't noticed.

  20. truck candle returns 4 results! by elrond1999 · · Score: 1

    Search for truck candle and you get 4 results. Including the candle truck result.

    1. Re:truck candle returns 4 results! by I+Like+Swords!!! · · Score: 1

      And clicking the link for the omitted links... you get 5 results!!!! WOW!

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  21. Demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soon, someone will see all the Slashdotters' queries for candle truck and start a business... destined to go the way of Enron, no doubt.

    Don't trust those candletruckers - they don't play fair.

  22. My results for "candle truck" (completely genuine) by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    Big Red Candle Truck

    back up the candle truck

    The hardware store was forced to borrow a Colonial Candle truck

    Not wanting to kill anybody, we wait until
    the last two guys wander up to the candle truck.

    scented candle truck accessories

    yankee candle truck part

  23. Haven't we forgotten the real victim...? by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

    Bike Doc's Biker Java site has now been hopelessly googledotted as millions of potential novelty motorcyle-shaped candle owners are redirected towards an innocent vendor of coffee.

    What gives you the right, Google? What gives you the right?!

  24. definetly something fishy by Eudial · · Score: 0, Funny

    Porn: Roughly 5 000 000 hits on google
    Google: Roughly 70 000 000 hits on google.

    Goolge is bigger than pr0n? Hmm, something _must_ be wrong.

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    1. Re:definetly something fishy by symeg · · Score: 1

      Porn returned 12,100,000 hits, google 123,000,000.

      Must like my distro more than yrs!

      Seriously tho: why the variation?

    2. Re:definetly something fishy by sosume · · Score: 1

      Google dutch search:
      porn does about 45,000.
      Google does 1.7 mil .... smelly..

  25. That's nice and all but the code isn't the problem by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

    It's the hardware and bandwidth. As soon as an OC-3 is less than $8500/month I'll have one running to my house. Until then it's back to the drawing board.

  26. Post Changing by DaHat · · Score: 1

    Speaking of wackyness... I read this article, followed one of the links, hit the back button and the story was gone... 5 min later it was back, followed another link, hit the back button and the story had changed. Hit refresh again, and it changed yet again!

    1. Re:Post Changing by xneilj · · Score: 1

      See this post from Jamie for the explanation :)

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  27. Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by fizbin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I realized the other day that although searching for 13 - 867 - 5309 causes google to go into calculator mode, searching for 123 - 867 - 5309 does not cause google to use calculator mode.

    All sorts of odd things will both pull up an answer from google's calculator and also do a search - for example, searching for avogadros number or hbar.

    So why do searches that might fit US telephone conventions not trigger calculator? Is it because some design decision makes it impossible to trigger both calculator and their phone lookup service. (Yes kids, google is a reverse phone directory, albeit with old data)

    1. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by Vann_v2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps because the second series of numbers has a first member with three digits. It looks like a US phone number.

    2. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by mekkab · · Score: 1

      So why do searches that might fit US telephone conventions not trigger calculator?

      What does the recently created verb "to google" mean? It typically implies to "grep the web", not "dc on the web" ;) (big up my unix geeks!)

      So if you REALLY NEED to use google calc to do that, add 100 + 23 + 867 + 5309

      Also, I mean, come on! You are asking for JEnny's phone number! (which, I got off the wall).

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    3. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by NetMasta10bt · · Score: 1

      Yes thats what it seems. If you tack an '=' at the end of the string it puts in in calc mode though :)

    4. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by jeffy124 · · Score: 2, Informative
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    5. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    6. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      or add round brackets (123-867-5309)
      or add an = 123-867-5309=

      Btw: google calculater is SO COOOOOL.
      Need a bolzmann distribution but dont want to look up k_b?
      just type in google (e^(k*300 K /x eV))

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    7. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by a.koepke · · Score: 1

      It also gives you pi... but it doesn't give me E=mc2.

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    8. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What should it return for E=mc2? That is not a number. It's an equation.

    9. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      E=mc2 is a statement, what do you suppose a calculator should return when asked that?

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    10. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      My favorite use is figuring out how many tablespoons it takes to do 1/3 of a cup when I can't find my plunger cup. Damn children stealing my gear. :)

      BTW 5.3 is the answer

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    11. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      What you get for e Which turns out to be the base number of natural logarithms
      What you get for C^2 Which correctly comes out to be 8.98755179 x 1016 m2 / s2

      but if you type in m*c*c you learn that m = meter and not mass.
      If you do a little more research, you'll discover that even though google says
      everything is read as a lowercase letter, searching for E or "e" does not trigger the calculator whereas e does

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    12. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Funny

      C'mon, if you're going to do that, you should at least do it in binary.

    13. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by cnoocy · · Score: 1

      I think it's odder that it takes 4 results until you get a reference to Jenny.

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    14. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by mekkab · · Score: 1

      that is so FRIGGIN' K00l!!

      I gotta learn about this calculator!

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    15. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Hey, i wasnt joking. I use mathematica 4 and have a hp 48ex calculator, but both cant compare to the parser of google.

      The unit conversion alone makes this thing invaluable. No need to use the right constants if you want eV or Joule, or defect ions per m^3 or cm^3, just type "in " after the formula....

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    16. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by schon · · Score: 1

      The help page for the calculator is wrong..

      It says it will do unit conversions, but I tried coverting miles per gallon to rods per hogshead, and it never switched into "calculator" mode.

      I tried "1 mpg in rph" and "1 mpg in rods per hogshead", as well as "1 mpg in rods/hogshead", and it never worked.. however "1 mpg in mpg" (as well as "1 mpg in liters per kilometer" worked fine.

    17. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well- In the US, most number sequences of 3-3-4 bring to mind phone numbers and, as I recall, Google Labs has a mention of stuff like calculators and conversion tables being recently installed. *goes back to humming 867-5309* [Tommy Tutone]

    18. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by MrNixon · · Score: 1

      How come that's not working for me? I copy/pasted, and Google brings up an actual search with the first listing being the following, called CHAPTER 2

      What gives?

    19. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Wish it'd do currency conversions as well, nifty for quick price check for all those geeky gadgets floating around in all those stupid countries that aren't using euros yet...

    20. Re:Another thing - what triggers the calculator? by fulldecent · · Score: 1
      google calc knows rods, but not hogsheads

      ex: search: rods per mile

      ex: search: hogs heads per liter

      I tried to do the 50 hpg and it didn't work...

      don't worry, i already sent feedback :-)

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  28. What's wrong with this picture? by tom.allender · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "q=site:www.google.com google" - (third result)

    This is what I'm seeing...
    http://www.sminkybang.com/google.png

    1. Re:What's wrong with this picture? by tom.allender · · Score: 1
    2. Re:What's wrong with this picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got the same 3rd result (Adobe Systems). WTF is that?
      Ok, all Google cached pages (Adobe's one included) contain "www.google.com" and "google", but heck.

    3. Re:What's wrong with this picture? by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interesting...

      my third result is Digital Video, which doesn't have "google" in it at all...

      Could it be? Google is not perfect? Or are they exerting subtle mind-control techniques?
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    4. Re:What's wrong with this picture? by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 1

      The latter. Obviously Google is based on alien technology and it is being used to train the minds of internet users around the world via subliminal messages encoded into the search results and modification of user's world-views through bizzare behaviour. They're here I tell you! Run for the hills! /me puts on a teflon-coated, high-density AFPB and runs MindGuard on his machine.

    5. Re:What's wrong with this picture? by MasterMnd · · Score: 3, Funny

      The cat's out of the bag! Google's buying Adobe!

    6. Re:What's wrong with this picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This search does site restricting to www.google.com while eliminating pages that contain the term "google". For me it brings up three results, Apple, MIT, and the NSF. Quite strange.

    7. Re:What's wrong with this picture? by respite · · Score: 1

      The correct goole syntax to search a site is "site:google.com" not "site:www.google.com" for some reason. Putting in the "www." has always returned unusual links for me; this was since I started using it several years ago.

    8. Re:What's wrong with this picture? by Keeper · · Score: 1

      The big deal with that search is that the query was restricted to sites from "www.google.com" -- and yet it pulled up a page from an adobe domain.

      THAT is definately an indication that something in their backend is fucked...

  29. On Google buying Kaltix by jamie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    By the way, for info on Google's purchase of the search engine Kaltix, check this controversial Register piece by Andrew Orlowski. It contains the highly suspect, matter-of-fact comment that "PageRank is now widely acknowledged to be broken," but if you take the PageRank speculation with a grain of salt it's an interesting read.

  30. "to be or not to be"... by BigGerman · · Score: 4, Funny

    should produce about 50% error rate or we are really in trouble ;-)

    1. Re:"to be or not to be"... by dracken · · Score: 5, Funny

      2*b || !(2*b) is actually a tautology :P

      ducks :P

    2. Re:"to be or not to be"... by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Funny

      2*b || !(2*b) is actually a tautology :P

      According to Google, "2*b || !(2*b)" is most likely a generalized incomplete beta function

      (As seen on Wolfram's functions

    3. Re:"to be or not to be"... by dukoids · · Score: 0

      proof:

      bb | !(bb)
      = b | !b (Idempotence)
      = true (Existence of the complementary element)

    4. Re:"to be or not to be"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Boole, "to be or not to be" is true...

    5. Re:"to be or not to be"... by Sabu+mark · · Score: 1

      2*b || !(2*b) is actually a tautology

      Oh yeah? How do you know that's how Shakespeare envisioned the order of operations?

      Maybe it's 2*(b || !2)*b instead.

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    6. Re:"to be or not to be"... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Sqrt(4B^2)?
      {2B, -2B}

      -

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    7. Re:"to be or not to be"... by FlowerPotAdmin · · Score: 1

      That is, if it type-checks in your language of choice. (No such (questionable) luck for me. I use ML.)

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    8. Re:"to be or not to be"... by Vexar · · Score: 1
      Not only is it a tautology, but the relationship, which is always evaluated as true, meets the criteria of an equivalence relation.

      Your Serve.

  31. now try searching thoise strings in google news .. by HP-UX'er · · Score: 1

    and it seems to work fine ...

  32. At the risk of making you look bad.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I always put phrase searches in quotes.

    Links 8 and 10 in the results might be useful, but they do not contain the exact phrase I was searching for.

    1. Re:At the risk of making you look bad.... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Links 8 and 10 in the results might be useful, but they do not contain the exact phrase I was searching for.

      At least for me, every site on the first page has some "to be or not to be" phrase in their title or page. Perhaps you discovered another Google anomaly. :-)

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    2. Re:At the risk of making you look bad.... by Xentax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You should post your exact search, and what exactly you're searching for, if you want some help on this. The entire first page of the search I linked was (arguably) useful.

      Oh, and one detail about your original post: The bit about which pages are shown is a little backwards. Google ranks pages with your search on it based on how many other pages out there link to the candidate page (regardless of their content, or at least without specific respect to whether or not those pages contain the search terms). I'm sure it's more complicated than that, but that's the short version.

      So, if you're searching for "Xentax", your top results will be pages with Xentax, which are heavily linked to from other indexed pages. It's good for finding *popular* pages relating to a search, moreso than finding obscure webpages (by design).

      Xentax

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    3. Re:At the risk of making you look bad.... by Froggie · · Score: 1

      Indeed, Google's searching for "to be" "or" "not" "to be", judging by the underlining it gives the words. Weird, though there's probably an explanation for this...

    4. Re:At the risk of making you look bad.... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      For the record - my results:

      Link 7
      Link 9

      Relevent, yes, but neither of them contain the exact phrase. Just modification sof it (#7 contains a pun, #9 contains the phrase without the results)

    5. Re:At the risk of making you look bad.... by jaoswald · · Score: 1

      "or" and "not" can be interpreted as Boolean algebra.

      Google does make some effort to extract this Boolean algebra from queries. The underlining may be an artifact of this; from the results I get when the phrase "to be or not to be" is quoted, it appears not to influence the results.

      This is a part of a huge area for what might be termed "bugs" in search engines. All of them have to deal with the fact that 99% of people do not understand how to efficiently describe a search, much less how to describe one to a computer. Given just a blank box, who knows what people will type. Making them happy with the results they get back is as much dumb luck as programming expertise.

    6. Re:At the risk of making you look bad.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always put phrase searches in quotes.

      Links 8 and 10 in the results might be useful, but they do not contain the exact phrase I was searching for.


      Yeah, but maybe those results did have that phrase at some point and the pages have been updated since the last time Google crawled that link. Did you check the cached version? The web is HUGE, you have to expect a certain amount of lag.

      Another possibility is that the phrase shows up in the source and not in the displayed content. If so, this would not be the way I would like Google to work, but at least it would be understandable.

    7. Re:At the risk of making you look bad.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rest assured that your link, number 9, tobeornottobe.com does in fact have "To be or not to be" in it. =p

      <div align="center"><font color="#999999"><b>tobeornottobe.com</b></font></d iv>

      It's in the page source, why it doesn't show on the page is beyond me, I'm no HTML monkey. I didn't bother to check link 7.

    8. Re:At the risk of making you look bad.... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Sorry. I meant "Contains the phrase without spaces". I think I need more sleep or more coffee.

    9. Re:At the risk of making you look bad.... by GreggBert · · Score: 1
      Standard help desk answer....

      "Have you tried rebooting ?"

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    10. Re:At the risk of making you look bad.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at the very least we can be thankful it doesn't return every page that contains the words "to be", as well as every page that doesn't contain the words "to be"... :)

  33. Searched for truck candle by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

    It gave me 1-4 out of 123,000. Weird.

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  34. Canuck Ok by Malicious · · Score: 5, Interesting

    For any who are interested, Google.ca is behaving correctly. All search results listed (that I've tried so far) from googlewack.com are working properly and returning 1-1 of 1, or displaying as they should.
    I wish I could compare to google.com, but for the past year or so, google.com automatically forwards all canadian IP's to google.ca

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    1. Re:Canuck Ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still does not work for google.ca for me.

      You can switch to the .com version off of Google's main page. www.google.ca -> Go to Google.com.

    2. Re:Canuck Ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To force to use google : http://www.google.com/ncr

      Actually, there's a little link on botton of the page "Go to Google.com "

    3. Re:Canuck Ok by puppet10 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Put

      216.239.37.99 www.google.com

      In your hosts file to force it to resolve to the US google, or just type that in your browser.

      Alternately you can search google for the other googles and connect to them through google, for google japan, google australia, or google canada for example - or you can just hit the go to google.com link at the bottom of the google.ca page which links to http://www.google.com/ncr which I guess disables the country recognition and could be used as a bookmark as an alternative to modifying the hosts file.

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    4. Re:Canuck Ok by PHPee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a fellow Canadian, I found your post interesting. However, I found that when I tried searching for the terms listed in the Slashdot article, I received the same results as mentioned in the article. For example, Google.ca was returning "Results 1-1 of about 48,600" for the search term "speaker bracelet", just like Google.com.

      Also, I used to find the automatic redirect to google.ca annoying, but you can get around that by going to www.google.com/ncr. It will bring you to the original google.com site, with an optional link to go to Google Canada.

    5. Re:Canuck Ok by Andrewkov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It finds google.com properly, but that site redirects to google.ca ... You would have to put

      216.239.37.99 www.google.ca google.ca

      in your hosts file. (I can't test this from work, though).

    6. Re:Canuck Ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't beleive that the smart /. Canuck crowd doesn't know how to fix that. Although fiddling with the host file seems smart enough.

      Click on 'Go to Google.com' at the bottom of the Google.ca page and it will automagicaly set you to Google.com!!! wow!!!

    7. Re:Canuck Ok by starunj · · Score: 1

      so, you're the 8 bit binary batman eh? you're taking the 10 people who know binary too far . . .

    8. Re:Canuck Ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets have all of slashdot use one google server and see if we can make more problems for google.

    9. Re:Canuck Ok by ranmachan · · Score: 1

      Won't work.

      www.google.com resolves to 216.239.37.99 over here, but I get redirected to www.google.de when I use that url.
      http://www.google.com/ncr seems to be broken (also redirects to www.google.de, and it has been broken for some time now).

      http://www.google.com/intl/en/ works.
      http://216.239.37.99/ gives me japanese google because of my browsers preferred language settings.

      Interestingly
      http://www.google.com/press/zeitg eist.html gives me the japanese Zeitgeist page and
      http://www.google.com/intl/en/press/zeitgeist .html too, but
      http://www.google.com/intl/de/press/zeitgeist .html is in german.

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    10. Re:Canuck Ok by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, the iGods have smiled apon thee and provide for thee the Google Toolbar. You too can be blessed by the ability to personalize your location in your search for the answer and resist evil when it pops up. Do this so that your searches may multiply and be fruitful and you find your way well through the wide web worlds and may that the Good Lord preserve us all.

      ~ Apeople

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    11. Re:Canuck Ok by a.koepke · · Score: 1

      I just did a test using the Google Dance Tool from SEOChat.com

      Results of Candle truck checked against www., www2., www3., .de, .fr, .ca, .co.uk and .it. All of them have shown the same results. Weird that the ca version is working correctly.

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    12. Re:Canuck Ok by moonbender · · Score: 1

      NCR works here. I used to get redirected to google.de (still in English due to the Google preferences), but since using the http://www.google.com/ncr address, I'm not being redirected even in subsequent visits.

      Using Opera 7.10 on WinXP with EN set as the preferred language.

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    13. Re:Canuck Ok by topsoil · · Score: 1

      In the footer of google.ca they have a link to www.google.com/ncr which resets google back to .com instead of .ca. This preference seems to be saved in a cookie, since google.com now defaults to .com for me, instead of .ca.

      (Look for "Go to Google.com" in the footer).

    14. Re:Canuck Ok by ranmachan · · Score: 1

      I use Galeon/1.2.5 on Debian/unstable.
      Maybe it only works with cookies, the preferred language does not seem to make a difference.
      I usually use www.google.com/search, which is in $preferred_language.

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    15. Re:Canuck Ok by LadyLucky · · Score: 1

      We have a similar thing with google.co.nz. If you do a search www.google.com/search?q=blah then it will not redirect you.

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    16. Re:Canuck Ok by saforrest · · Score: 1

      I wish I could compare to google.com, but for the past year or so, google.com automatically forwards all canadian IP's to google.ca

      I guess you just didn't notice the "Go to Google.com" link on the lower right, eh?

    17. Re:Canuck Ok by puppet10 · · Score: 1

      Hmm well thats annoying than I thought, I guess the only way to avoid that other than google's own method (the /ncr thing) would be to use a US IP as a proxy to fool it into thinking you're in the US bleh much more of a pain than I thought, bad bad google.

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  35. PigeonRank by mcbridematt · · Score: 1

    Nope. Their running out of Pigeons able to compute/peck complex searches.

    On the other hand, when the internet gets slower, Google will probably start acting strange.

  36. Google Sellout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know personally when i've been searching google of late for things like home improvement how to's and the like such as bathtub refinishing it is linking to TONS of commercial sites selling products and service but hardly any online howto's or guides. Granted I realize maybe there just isn't much content for these topics but google seems to be selling out more and more to commercial links. I've also notice this although not nearly as much in looking for other things more and more and some of the searches are for things listings etc which could not likely have a commercial equivalent or likely reason to be on a commercial page.

    1. Re:Google Sellout? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that with car parts lately too. All the same US parts company too, judging by the engine behind the pages that come up (with various retailers/front-ends tacked on). It's not the sort of thing that people want to find when looking for parts for an old non-US car, and it's not up to Googles usual standard. I'm beginning to suspect something is amiss....

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  37. What's wacky with slashdot? by daffmeister · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does anybody else see the story change? I'm getting two different versions if I reload. One with the additional lines:

    "The order of words matters also, with motorcycle candle revealing different results to candle motorcycle."

    "Read the Search Basics, compare your notes to GoogleWhack's"

    and one without.

    Complete text of the two versions are:

    "There are always going to be oddities with any big online service, but this one seems to be persisting. Join the discussion in trying to figure out a pattern. For several weeks at least, Google has been returning zero results or "1-1 of about xxx,000" for common searches. One-word searches seem unaffected, but certain two-word combinations of common words like candle truck or speaker bracelet are affected. The strange thing is that usually the 1 or 2 results found are to commerce sites. Have fun looking for patterns but remember that Google always returns slightly different results for different IP numbers."

    and

    "There are always going to be oddities with any big online service, but this one seems to be persisting. Join the discussion in trying to figure out a pattern. For several weeks at least, Google has been returning zero results or "1-1 of about xxx,000" for common searches. One-word searches seem unaffected, but there are certain two-word combinations of common words like candle truck or speaker bracelet. Reversing the order can affect searches too: motorcycle candles vs. candles motorcycle. The strange thing is that usually the 1 or 2 results found are to commerce sites. Read the Search Basics, compare your notes to GoogleWhack's, have fun looking for patterns, but remember that Google always returns slightly different results for different IP numbers."

    Strange.

  38. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  39. COMMON searches? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ok, now I'm a guy who deals with audio equipment on a regular basis. This, of course, includes speakers. I have never, ever, heard of a speaker bracelet, and can't imagine why one would search for it.

    Now this isn't to say that these people havn't perhaps discovered an interesting bug in Google, but trying to play it as a conspiracy for "common" search terms is bullshit. The terms listed are things that no normal person would EVER search for. Hell, they are terms that even someone involved with one of the terms would never search for. Bracelets have nothing to do with speakers. If Google was truly trying to push advertisers, well, they'd be doing a shitty job of it since only geeks with too much time on their hands would discover such things.

    Give it a rest, the world is not out to get you. It's either a bug, or Google having some fun (something they are known to do). They are certinaly not trying to pimp a certian manufacturer of speaker bracelets, since such a thing is something that noone would know about, care about or want to own.

    For regular searches, Google continues to work great.

    1. Re:COMMON searches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The words are common, not the searches.

    2. Re:COMMON searches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have never, ever, heard of a speaker bracelet....
      Of course not, none of us have--that's what makes it a conspiracy! That's like someone in Germany in 1940 saying they've never read anything good about the Jews in the paper. Hmm, I wonder why?!

      Sheesh....newbies!
    3. Re:COMMON searches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The terms listed are things that no normal person would EVER search for. Hell, they are terms that even someone involved with one of the terms would never search for.

      Not anymore.

    4. Re:COMMON searches? by fleener · · Score: 1

      > I have never, ever, heard of a speaker
      > bracelet, and can't imagine why one
      > would search for it.

      Headphones limit music to one person. Speaker bracelets make an entire room a party.

    5. Re:COMMON searches? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      There are lots of reasons to search for speaker bracelet. For instance, if I wanted to find your post on google, I would search for speaker bracelet. And more relevently, if I wanted to find a post on a message board or something that said, "I got a new speaker for my car. It's good. New things are nice. I also got a bracelet which is new and, therefore, nice."

      Whenever I need to test my internet connection, I do a google search for "dog october" or something to make sure I'm not looking at a cached page. No, it's not a conspiracy, but that doesn't mean google users are always searching for products that exist.

    6. Re:COMMON searches? by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      Ok, now I'm a guy who deals with audio equipment on a regular basis. This, of course, includes speakers. I have never, ever, heard of a speaker bracelet, and can't imagine why one would search for it.
      As another guy who deals with audio equipment on a regular basis, I've decided I need to patent this "Speaker Bracelet" idea. It could be the next "Directional Audio Cable."

      (Three people will get the joke.)

      (If people will pay $1000 for a fancy IEC power cable, why not just take their money?)

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    7. Re:COMMON searches? by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      You didn't actually mention Hitler, but I call you on it anyways and officially kill this thread ;)

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      No Comment.
    8. Re:COMMON searches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sure you know about audio speakers, but what about bracelets? And if you went to a crafts convention and heard a SPEAKER talking about BRACELETS, but didn't remeber their name, how would you find out.

      These may be obscure searches because you don't use them, but google is still broken. As a programmer, you've got to take these warning signs seriously because these problems will creep into "common" searches and then people will definitely notice.

      Think about security groups that look for vulnirabilities in software. They must use uncommon techniques to do this, and very frequently the results are suprising. Software like this (google) must be predictable with common and uncommon use, otherwise something is broken.

    9. Re:COMMON searches? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I have never, ever, heard of a speaker bracelet, and can't imagine why one would search for it. [...] Bracelets have nothing to do with speakers.

      True, but necklaces do -- years ago I heard about a product, I believe was called the "Bonefone" (Google doesn't have much to say about it, apparently the product died but there are some references to it), which played music through your collarbones.

      I always chuckled when I read about it, because I remember a "Mr. Fonebone" who was always getting in trouble in Mad Magazine, back in my youth...

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    10. Re:COMMON searches? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      This is something I've never been able to understand, how peopel figure that the 1 metre cable between the outlet and the amp makes any difference as opposed to the thousands of kilometres of normal wire used to get the power to the house.

      However, I agree with you. If you can come up with a speaker bracelet device, and make up a stoy about how it improves sound, morons will buy it. Personally, I'd go with something alsong the line of speaker case resonance reduction. This is good since resonance of the speaker case is actually a real problem to sound. doesn't matter if your atachment makes any real difference, heel it might even make thigns worse. Just tell a convincing story and you are golden.

    11. Re:COMMON searches? by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      Personally, I'd go with something alsong the line of speaker case resonance reduction.
      Electro-Voice beat us to it with RMD.
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  40. Open Source search engine by rolux · · Score: 1

    I propose an opensource web based search engine... No more weirdness, no more screwups, no more censorship!

    Given the commercial pressure on web search in general (Verisign, anyone?), the development of a working Open Source search engine is an absolutely critical task right now.

    Even though I guess you will see *more* weirdness for quite some time, and i don't think anything Google has done so far is exactly "censorship".

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  41. One of the hits by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not wanting to kill anybody, we wait until the last two guys wander up to the candle truck.

    I prefer not to even click on that one, and just speculate.

    1. Re:One of the hits by RealUlli · · Score: 1
      Not wanting to kill anybody, we wait until the last two guys wander up to the candle truck.

      I prefer not to even click on that one, and just speculate.

      Whimp! ;-)

      I read the story - it's a story that was posted sometime in 1991 to usenet...

      Cheers, Ulli

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    2. Re:One of the hits by SB5 · · Score: 1

      From slcpi!govt.shearson.com!mjohnsto@uunet.UU.NET Tue Jan 8 09:50:03 1991
      To: wordy@Corp
      Subject: Part 51 of CAA #2

      THE MIDNIGHT ATTACK

      (#51 in the second online CAA series)

      by

      Steven K. Roberts, HtN (WORDY)

      Milpitas, CA

      July 20, 1989

      Copyright 1989, Steven K. Roberts. All rights reserved.

      Eureka, CA; Kinetic Sculpture Race '89.

      These are the times that make all the others worthwhile. Cold, misty wind. Surf rumbling in the dark; fresh thick Humboldt beer the color of night foaming in a plastic cup. A mountain bike beneath me, warm and responsive. Along two miles of blustery sand between ocean and bay is a ragged encampment of kinetic madmen; hungry for adventure I drain the brew, draw a water bottle full for later, and pedal south.
      Biting wind, fingers numb on the handlebars, wild grins in the blackness.
      The road barely visible; glimmers of firelight wavering through beery perception on either side. Now and again a strange face flashing orange in cigarette glow or bouncing behind a flashlight. Dark hulks parked haphazardly in the dunes: leering abstract dinosaur heads, a maniacally grinning 12-foot pink shoe, shotgun marriages of art and engineering. Laughter darting betwen wave crashes. Headlights on the bluff lashing deep into the sky, triggering confused memories of ancient rock concerts and laser shows. It's a night, a
      WILD NIGHT, and god damn, I'm alive after all! I push into the wind, savoring the numbing cold and full bladder.
      Feeling! Wind spatters my face with light rain, and the chain grinds sand.
      Every nerve is alive, unlike the familiar Milpitian evenings of
      deadline-driven, coffee-wired urgency.
      Ah, a fellow human! Indistinct in the dark is a mirror image, pedaling
      toward me. I recognize him before I really see him, and yes, I think it's
      time. "Hi Jerry... what are the Christians up to?"
      "Hey, Steve. They're singing around the fire. The crosses were still
      leaning against the truck last time I checked."
      "I think it's time for a firewood run, don't you?" I ask casually. We

      laugh, and the sound is sinister and giddy, deliciously conspiratorial. I
      flash back two decades to the days when I had little to lose, freight hopping
      and riding drawbridges, tripping through strange nights, strange towns --
      immortal, curious, trying anything once.
      The Christians have been irritating everybody. This is a Kinetic

      Sculpture Race party, the end of the second day. Dead Man's Drop and the

      Humboldt Bay crossing are history; only Slimy Slope and a dozen or so hard

      miles remain. This night belongs to racers and friends, but what's this? An

      encampment of proselytizing Jesus-hustlers has appeared in the middle of us,

      and all evening they've been tromping back and forth dragging 8-foot bloody

      crosses of 4X4 redwood beams, exhorting us heathen party animals to Witness the

      Glory of God. They've been crashing conversations, preaching aggressively, and

      challenging our restraint with something that smacks of the hard sell. One man

      was even accompanied by a brainwashed, doomed child of about 10, dragging his

      scaled-down cross...

      Yes, it's time. The crosses will make a good bonfire, only fair after

      their owners arrived early to hoard all the driftwood on the beach... but can

      we penetrate the defenses around their blazing campfire where the believers

      stand singing in an orgy of pious fellowship? Some of those guys look a little

      dangerous... like retarded bouncers wearing self-righteous scowls of

      intimidation, insinuating physical challenge into every eye contact.

      Time to reconnoiter. Quietly discussing strategy, we pedal slowly toward

      the encampment of Christian soldiers, clearly distinguished from the others by

      a giant 30-foot cross planted in a low dune. The towering sy

      --
      If what you are reading sounds funny, or sarcastic, lame, or stupid
      it is because it is supposed to be. just laugh
  42. He He...I just searched for the word: by enigmals1 · · Score: 1

    "the" oh and I did "and" too. ;)

  43. Simple. by toupsie · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's broke. Just put a sign on it and someone call the super.

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  44. Re:That's nice and all but the code isn't the prob by BigGerman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    what if such OSS search engine is massively distributed?
    Since by its nature search engine is not a transactional application, it can be effectively broken into thousands and thousands of semi independent pieces (just like real Google works now).
    Anyone aware of Distributed Open Source Powered-by-people search engine project?

  45. "DejaGoogle" Google Groups was broken too by green+pizza · · Score: 0, Redundant

    groups.google.com was partially broken for most of last week... searches worked, but the links on the results page didn't. Browsing wasn't much better, many groups didn't even load.

  46. The two bad results by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The two bad results are:

    "2Bee or Nottoobee"

    "tobeornottobe"

    I spelled the words the way I wanted in the search, and placed the spaces where I wanted them. Is it too much to ask to have it search for what I asked for?

    This is just one example: I have the sloppy results mess up my searches for other useful phrases (such as computer error messages) all the time.

  47. speakerbracelet.com by D4MO · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mwahhahahah!

    1. Register speakerbracelet.com

    2. Be the top 1 of 2 search results on google.

    3. ????

    4. Profit!

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    1. Re:speakerbracelet.com by Mwongozi · · Score: 1

      3. Sign up for Google AdSense! ;)

  48. Re:another problem.. by ender- · · Score: 1

    Yes, I've been getting this fairly often.

    I've found that if you go ahead and view the article, then from the article click 'view thread' it will then show you the thread.

    Ender

  49. The real time search monitor by martingunnarsson · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've read that there's a real time search monitor in the lobby of Google's HQ. The nastiest words are removed, but other than that you can se exactly what people are searching for.
    They have to be pretty confused right now, when thousands of searches for speaker bracelets, motorcycle candles and candle trucks show up on the display!

    --
    Martin
    1. Re:The real time search monitor by troc · · Score: 1

      Naah, it'll just light up a flag at Verisign's HQ so they can rush off and squat on speakerbracelets.com and motorcyclecandles.net :)
      Troc

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    2. Re:The real time search monitor by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 2, Interesting
    3. Re:The real time search monitor by m0nkyman · · Score: 1

      And with all the naughty words taken out, you can probably read it in real time...

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    4. Re:The real time search monitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have to be pretty confused right now, when thousands of searches for speaker bracelets, motorcycle candles and candle trucks show up on the display!

      I'm waiting for next week's zeitgeist, wherein speaker bracelet shows up as the top gainer.

    5. Re:The real time search monitor by jCaT · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing this about 3 or 4 years ago, when google was just a small office in downtown palo alto. They had a similar projector to that one, only it was aimed at the sidewalk in front of the building. It wasn't visible during the day, but at night you could watch the searches go by, and they did pretty quickly even then.

  50. You forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Google is made by geeks for geeks.
    The correct search phrase would be:

    "0x2b||!0x$2b"

  51. Adapt to the tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wikipaedia seems to be fairly decent at organizing and presenting knowledge.

    P2P is functional and varied.

    Other forms of distributed / collaborative computuing are coming along nicely.

    Why not ?

    A.

  52. Exact words work, phrases do not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bugs only appear when you ask for phrases. I've never had a problem with Google when I ask for an exact word.

    Go ahead and search on "cadnle".

    It recomments a search for "Candle", but it does produce accurate results.

  53. Re:another problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah i get that too

  54. stone dog quote by mst76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    searching google for stone dog quote returns no results. Also try stone cat quote or changing the order of the words for weird results. Queries on alltheweb or altavista return numerous results, as expected. This has been reported in threads in alt.usage.english, rec.puzzles and (of all places) alt.fan.tolkien.

    1. Re:stone dog quote by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      searching google for stone dog quote returns no results.

      Clearly, Stone Dog informed Google that their links were a .

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      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    2. Re:stone dog quote by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Y'know, frikkin' slashcode... DMCA Violation.

      of course, the timing is ruined.

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  55. Hello? You're kidding, right? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a cockamamy way to run a search engine.

    You are kidding, right? There's a reason that Google is by far the most popular search engine on the web, and it's got a lot to do with the "cockamamy" way it's run.

    Perhaps you prefer the good old days when you'd have to check half a dozen search engines and trawl through countless useless links until you found something that was useful.

    There are a handful of websites that should be in everyone's bookmarks. Top of the list is Google. Nuff said.

    Oh, and as several people will have mentioned by now, and as Google's FAQ surely does, putting your search parameter in quotes will give you exact phrase results. This is pretty standard amongst all search engines, so it's amazing that you don't know this already.

    Either you're new to the web and search engines in general or you haven't got a clue how to use one. Regardless, if you're going to comment on how "cockamamy" Google is, you should at least have an idea of how to use it first.

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    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:Hello? You're kidding, right? by smyle · · Score: 1
      There are a handful of websites that should be in everyone's bookmarks. Top of the list is Google. Nuff said.

      Google is nowhere in my bookmarks. (Of course, I use Mozilla, and have Google as my search engine, so all I have to do it type it in the location bar and click "Search".)

      --

      Sleep is just a poor substitute for caffeine, anyway. -Bob Lehmann

    2. Re:Hello? You're kidding, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google is not in my bookmarks...it's my homepage.

    3. Re:Hello? You're kidding, right? by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Perhaps you prefer the good old days when you'd have to check half a dozen search engines and trawl through countless useless links until you found something that was useful.

      The good old days really weren't so bad. It is true that a single search [not child or office safe] did not return such instant gratification, but there was only a briefly a time when one had to search several engines. First there was Yahoo, then Altavista, then, for many of us, Sherlock which did the searching and collating for us. Soon after google became good enough.

      And I have had to trawl through many a useless links on Google to get to what I need. And i am not new to the web or web searching. Nor am I new to the art of index searching in general, having spent more time than i care to remember in the stacks.

      Google is very good. But remember one of the reasons many of us started using it was the ad free pages, not the quality. The quality came later. As did the ads.

      The structural force on the web exerted by google is of concern. It would be nice if another service came on line. Perhaps one that had the original focus of google. It would be a stress for spammers because they would have to manipulate thier pages for two services, but I think we could forgive them that problem.

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    4. Re:Hello? You're kidding, right? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Google is not ever going to be on the top of my bookmarks. I either set it to my homepage, or use the built-in search functions which link to it through my browser, or...

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  56. Googles up the swanny ! by polyp2000 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    My website www.blackapology.com has been sitting in google at the third spot for a while now. Last night, I kid ye not, it dissappeared completely, I emailed google about this, but have yet to hear a response. This morning however, its back in the search again.

    what is more ... this same bug appears to affect my site ..

    black apology

    where as the other way round, it disappears from the results completely

    apology black

    weird huh ?

    nick ...

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    1. Re:Googles up the swanny ! by a.koepke · · Score: 1

      Well each result looks the same to me... I am searching from Australia.

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    2. Re:Googles up the swanny ! by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

      Mental !

      Here are screenshots for what i'm getting ...

      Apology Black

      Black Apology (brings my site up 3rd down!)

      see what I mean.

      weirdness !

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  57. Wrong spelling works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you misspell and search for candles motorcylcle, with an extra letter 'l', it returns 15 results. It also suggests "Did you mean: candles motorcycle" that returns no results.

  58. Re:That's nice and all but the code isn't the prob by singleantler · · Score: 1

    Yeah, bandwidth and hardware are rather limiting in building an large search service. There is Nutch, a project to start an open source search engine.

    Until that gets off the ground, if you're woried about Google, you can use different searches as well. Someone like Hotbot lets you chose the engine from the standard search page.

    Really, with all the different engines out there, it's not like you have to use Google, it's just been the best for relevant results for a while.

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  59. I tried the candle truck search on German Google by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    The same result when searching all the web, "... from about 1020" when only searching on German web-sites.

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  60. Slashdotting... by gooru · · Score: 1

    This isn't impressive. Slashdotting Google would be impressive!!!

  61. No, it does not work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Entering the phrase "to be or not to be" -- with quotes, yielded the first two pages of results all having that phrase"

    I am using google.com
    I am using the default search on the first screen
    I am entering "to be or not to be" (with double-quotes entered in the search box) as the phrase.
    Two of the results on the first page of results do not contain the phrase.

    ---------
    If the results are different for us, perhaps this is another bug of inconsistency.

    "Oh, I get it. You don't like the idea you need to actually construct a reasonable search phrase. "

    Including "shakespeare" is not relevant: I was not looking for pages with that word.

    I was looking for pages containing a certain specified phrase.

    It should be pretty cut and dried, but the results are like if you looked for a date in an SQL string that was between 01/15/2001 and 01/20/2002, and the results were mostly OK, but you hade some 20/01/2001's scattered in the results.

    1. Re:No, it does not work by le_banni · · Score: 0

      Two of the results on the first page of results do not contain the phrase.

      Perhaps the pages do not contain the phrase anymore.
      Googles searches against indexes of cached pages, not the actual pages as they may be as of today
      When you click on the link you go to the current version of the page which may be different from what google remembers of it.
      Have you tried clicking on the link for the cached version of the page instead ?

    2. Re:No, it does not work by CommieBozo · · Score: 1

      Google will sometimes return pages that do not have your search terms, but that links to pages that have those search terms. At least, that's what the Google guy at Gnomedex said.

    3. Re:No, it does not work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK. Lets shut some people up here. Exactly what were you looking for among the sea of pages containing the exact phrase "to be or not to be," fellow anonymous coward? Was it information on Shakespeare? Was it a quote from some blog you couldn't remember how to find? Was it blind curiosity? What did you mean to find by searching for pages that contained that exact phrase with no other criteria?

  62. speaker bracelet two by ballpoint · · Score: 4, Informative
    Results 1 - 10 of about 27,300

    Weird. Very weird. Adding another word to a search should narrow down the result set, not widen it.

    Try it.

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    1. Re:speaker bracelet two by McWilde · · Score: 1

      Just to see if any old word would make a difference I tried [speaker bracelet asdf], as asdf is any old word. It then returns results 1-3 of about 16, without the "we ommitted similar results message" you sometimes get. Plus 3 of those sponsored links on the right. Which is pretty wierd as well, I thought.

      Link

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    2. Re:speaker bracelet two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you're wrong :-P
      Putting another word widens the result because you're searching for speaker OR bracelet OR two. To narrow the results, you should put the terms in "speaker bracelet two" to search for the exact phrase. I think you can put AND between the terms to force the terms but not the phrase...

    3. Re:speaker bracelet two by zapp · · Score: 1

      Actually YOU're wrong too.

      quoting them means they have to occur next to each other in exactly that order.

      If you want to require a word, put a + before it.
      +speaker +bracelet +two

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    4. Re:speaker bracelet two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to disagree, but go to Advanced Search and see how specifying more than one word (without plusses, minuses or quotes) means that all of those words are required to be present in the page.

      YMMV with other search engines, but that's the way Google does it - or doesn't anymore now...

    5. Re:speaker bracelet two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an advertisment somebody bought from Google???

      You only get the result with one link and page behind that is always selling something?

    6. Re:speaker bracelet two by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      you're kinda right.
      If a common word is essential to getting the results you want, you can include it by putting a "+" sign in front of it. (Be sure to include a space before the "+" sign.)

      Another method for doing this is conducting a phrase search, which simply means putting quotation marks around two or more words. Common words in a phrase search (e.g., "where are you") are included in the search.

      http://www.google.com/help/basics.html

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    7. Re:speaker bracelet two by nautical9 · · Score: 1
      A possible explanation: keep in mind they will also include results where a different page had that term in it but was linking to the one they show you even if it doesn't directly include that term. (did that make any sense?)

      For example, if I post a link that contains the word "two" that points to a page about "speaker bracelets" (or just containing those words), that could actually increase the set of matching documents when you search for all three.

      I don't think they're often enough to sway the results this much, but who knows.

    8. Re:speaker bracelet two by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1

      Mixed searches:

      candle bracelet : Results 1 - 1 of about 43,200

      candle truck : Results 1 - 1 of about 68,800

      speaker truck : Results 1 - 10 of about 204,000 -> ok

      speaker bracelet : Results 1 - 1 of about 32,100

      speaker truck : Results 1 - 10 of about 204,000 -> ok

      truck bracelet Results 1 - 1 of about 43,200

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    9. Re:speaker bracelet two by Monsieur_F · · Score: 1

      oh, no, I broke html !

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    10. Re:speaker bracelet two by crail · · Score: 5, Funny

      gm candle truck: Results 1 - 10 of about 12,100
      fiat candle truck: Results 1 - 10 of about 5,200
      audi candle truck: Results 1 - 10 of about 7,090
      chrysler candle truck: Results 1 - 10 of about 18,400
      ferrari candle truck: Results 1 - 10 of about 9,810
      ford candle truck: Your search - ford candle truck - did not match any documents.

      Looks like it's about time ford got on the candle truck bandwagon.

    11. Re:speaker bracelet two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think this is new. I've had this happen on occasion for as long as I can remember. (One way it could seem like it's happening is if you enter 10 search items and then add another one at the beginning of the list, so that the last one gets ignored; but this wasn't what I was doing.)

    12. Re:speaker bracelet two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right.

      candle truck bandwagon: Results 1 - 10 of about 388. Search took 0.50 seconds

    13. Re:speaker bracelet two by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      But when I searched for 'f**k you ford candle truck':
      Results 1 - 10 of about 2,130.

      Conclusion: Google searches better when you swear at it.

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    14. Re:speaker bracelet two by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Google does not, and has never supported OR keyword. Probably never will.

    15. Re:speaker bracelet two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes it does. just type it as "OR" (with the caps, no quotes)

    16. Re:speaker bracelet two by juhaz · · Score: 1

      You're right..

      I could've swore that it doesn't, was it like this from the beginning or is this a later addition?

  63. candle truck by gooru · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else notice that it returns 1 of 1 of about 109,000? Where are the other about 108,999 results?

  64. In fact, AltaVista required quotes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  65. Mr Dumas.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did enclose the phrase in double-quotes when doing the search. In fact, you will see the double quotes in the top parent posting about this Google bug.

  66. Re:That's nice and all but the code isn't the prob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soooooooooo... you're talking about a P2P search engine? ;-) Can't help ya.

  67. What, is it Google week or something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    jeez, it's a search engine.

  68. Re:another problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even more annoyingly, it sometimes only shows a SUBSET of threads when you click on the conversation: I've had numerous times where it'll show that a certain thread has 16 or so messages, and when I select to expand that thread it only shows a single message or 3-4 of them.

    Truly annoying.

  69. Is it a glitch? by caffeinex36 · · Score: 2, Funny

    .....in the Matrix? Have we found it?

  70. Searches do not work WITH quotes around words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Perhaps you prefer the good old days when you'd have to check half a dozen search engines and trawl through countless useless links until you found something that was useful."

    Actually, Altavista always produced useful results: I never had to ignore erroneous returns like I do with Google.

    However, Google produces so many more results, even if you take out the bad ones, so I use it mostly now.

    "putting your search parameter in quotes will give you exact phrase results."

    Let's move past this ok? I put the phrase in quotes in the search. You will see these in the top parent item.

    "Either you're new to the web"

    No, you just made the mistake of ignoring the quotes in the "to be or not to be" phrase I mentioned in the parent item. They were there, I did type them in the parent (and in the searches I am referring to).

  71. Sure thing.... by mblase · · Score: 1

    I propose an opensource web based search engine... No more weirdness, no more screwups, no more censorship!

    I'm all for it, but who's going to be the first to pony up the server space? (Hint: nobody)

  72. This is not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there is an oddity with Google why the fuck don't you e-mail Google NOT fucking Slashdot.

    Btw, why the fuck is this newsworthy again???

    1. Re:This is not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could not have said it better myself ;>

  73. Reverse google whacking by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    I think it's far more interesting to see how large a result one can return from a combination of really different words. I believe the maximum # of words you can search on is 10...
    It's also fun to do a "related search dead end", where you click the top-most unvisited "related links" link, until all the results returned have visited "related links" links. It returns some wild stuff eventually.

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  74. Probably solution by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

    Your second search is formatted like a U.S. phone number, so I'd say going into calculator mode when searching for phone numbers would be a misdesign...

  75. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 1

    I personally do it once in a while. For example, when I try to find lyrics, proverbs or famous quotes.

  76. Maybe unrelated but by sommerfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful

    .. a month or two ago, a friend's hyperagressive cat was prescribed an antidepressant(!). I was curious so I did a google search on "feline paxil" and got very low quality and repetitive search results; most of the top few screens appeared to be related scams by online pill-pushers trying to get you to use their "search engine".

    Perhaps some of google's anti-spamming countermeasures have backfired?

    1. Re:Maybe unrelated but by AlterTick · · Score: 1
      .. a month or two ago, a friend's hyperagressive cat was prescribed an antidepressant(!). I was curious so I did a google search on "feline paxil" and got very low quality and repetitive search results; most of the top few screens appeared to be related scams by online pill-pushers trying to get you to use their "search engine".

      This one's been up-and-coming for a while. It's a dodge for improving google ranking. It works like this:

      1. Set up "search engine" that always returns "no match"
      2. Fill "no match" result page with spam-like links on the side
      3. Get a some suckers to try to use the engine
      4. Archive the "search results" pages, with search terms prominently placed, where Google's spiders can find them
      5. watch the Google hits roll in

      Try, for example, this search. Everything below the second match is a faux-search page. The worst part is that the more people who get directed to this non-search engine, the more fake search pages get generated when people try to use them. It's evil. I think Google should rate these clowns in particular down, either by their domain names or by recognizing these "search results" pages for the trash that they are. I've seen a lot of Google searches polluted by this garbage.

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  77. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by speleo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For even more fun, use the following script to generate two random words:

    (watch for word wrap)

    #!/bin/sh
    #
    dl=`wc -l /usr/share/dict/words`
    RND=`date '+%H%S%d%M'`
    RND1=`date '+%y%S'`
    RND=`expr $RND + $RND1`
    bilge=`expr $RND + $RND + $RND + $RND + $RND + $RND`
    dw1=`expr $RND % $dl`
    dw2=`expr $bilge % $dl`
    echo `sed -e ${dw1}p -e ${dw2}p -e d /usr/share/dict/words`

    So far, "pectoral undaunted", "adjudicates battlefield", "numerous quark" and "camouflaged todays" work as expected in google.

  78. Welcome to the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We recommend that you read the story before posting. All articles are optional.

  79. Maybe they're tweaking by Kieckerjan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Obviously, Google has to do a lot of acrobatics to keep its service as fast as possible. One of the things it does is distributing its database over a lot of servers. There is no way that they can dynamically sift through hundreds of millions of pages for each common word, so they obviously just look at the top pages for each word. Which pages are top is probably determined by pagerank or something similar.

    When you do this, there is no guarantee that you will get hits for every single combination of words out there. However, it may very well be possible to calculate the probability of relevant results not showing up and using this measure to make a more or less optimal trade-off between response time and user satisfaction.

    When you start tweaking this trade-off, certain queries are bound to get screwed up. It probably takes them some time to notice this behavior, gather statistics and re-tweak their formula.

    Another thing that crossed my mind recently is that they might be using precooked phrases or word collocations instead of single words. This makes sense since they use an implicit AND operator, it improves statistics and words are often strongly correlated anyway so your vocabulary probably wouldn't swell as much as you'd expect.

    Mind you, this is pure speculation. I don't have any intimate knowledge about Google's inner workings.

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    1. Re:Maybe they're tweaking by shfted! · · Score: 1

      Actually, Google currently indexes 3,307,998,701 pages. They have about 50,000 servers for searching (I asked). 3 307 998 701 / 50 000 = 66 159.974 pages per machine. Considering that each machine holds approximately 66K pages, it would be feasible to catalogue each occurence of a word or strings of up to 10 words in those 66K pages. Using a binary search for up to ten items would happen in very little time, as with the ordering of results from 50,000 machines. So yeah, when you search Google, you really do search all 3.3 billion pages.

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    2. Re:Maybe they're tweaking by Kieckerjan · · Score: 1

      No offense, but your argumentation leads me to believe you have no idea what you're talking about. I suggest you pick up a book about information retrieval, e.g. Modern Information Retrieval by Baeza-Yates and Ribeiro-Neto. Or at least the seminal paper about Google, The Anatomy of a Large-Scale Hypertextual Web Search Engine. It's a fun read.

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    3. Re:Maybe they're tweaking by shfted! · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would probably do me some good. I was just arm-chair karma whoring :D

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  80. The exact search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " You should post your exact search, and what exactly you're searching for,"

    Refer to parent item. The search was for "to be or not to be"
    (unless you are blind: some of you are. there are double-quotes around the phrase even if you do not see them).

    I'm merely looking for pages that contain these words, spelled as I specified them.

    "The bit about which pages are shown is a little backwards."

    The of the results varies, but the first 10 results always contain 2 links to pages that do not contain the phrase. They contain something similar to the phrase, but they do not contain the phrase.

    1. Re:The exact search by Xentax · · Score: 1

      I meant post your exact search like this.

      And you answered the second part with I'm merely looking for pages that contain these words, spelled as I specified them.

      You're saying an 80% success rate, for a phrase that's both ubiquitous and composed entirely of very common words, isn't good enough??

      In the search I used as above, of the two that didn't have the exact words, in order, one was because the URL was tobeornottobe.com, and the other was a play on words as described in another reply. I think I can live with both of those "false" leads...

      Bottom line is, at the end of the day, any search engine is pretty much guaranteed to have soft spots. Google tends to have trouble with searches that have nothing but common words, ones with *only* very peculiar words (as GoogleWacking demonstrates), and longer phrases that simply aren't indexed (e.g. relatively obscure error messages that aren't discussed on indexed websites). It's pretty darn good at almost anything else.

      Xentax

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    2. Re:The exact search by Snowspinner · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would argue you get one link to a page that does not contain the phrase - the "2Bee or Nottoobee". The other one I assume you're referring to is tobeornottobe.com, which I think is an absolutely sensible thing to offer when searching on "to be or not to be".

      So, at minimum, I would accept that there is 90% accuracy in its top 10 results.

      That said, I think I (and a lot of other people) disagree with you about what a search engine is. You compare it to a database query, which is sensible, seeing as a search engine is obviously going to depend on a database. However, I think the databse query is merely a process for answering what is, ultimately, not a database question but an ontological one.

      When I type "to be or not to be" into Google, I am not merely querying a database for all pages that contain that phrase, and asking them to be listed according to a nebulous page rank. I am asking the far more subtle question "What page am I looking for right now? I'll give you a clue - 'to be or not to be'."

      Thinking about the latter question instead of the former may clear up some of your problems.

    3. Re:The exact search by dsoltesz · · Score: 1

      tobeornottobe.com also appears in the text of the page. In both cases where folks are claiming the search "failed" I would consider those good hits. tobeornottobe is ignoring whitespace, which seems reasonable, and 2Bee or NotTooBee is possibly a misspelling of the phrase I'm looking for (or even a l33t spelling). Given the number of typos (including missing whitespace) on web pages, even in page titles, it seems rather helpful that Google returns these as results. Both hits contain my phrase in the title, suggesting the phrase is important to the page content, and both are ranked as "popular" pages, suggesting that the Internet Community finds these web pages to be useful or interesting resources.

  81. Pending purchase? by arcanumas · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they are doing testing to ensure the service will be in the usual Microsoft standards in case they are bought.

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  82. Re:That's nice and all but the code isn't the prob by markhb · · Score: 1

    And how long will it be before some search-engine-optimization villains start running privately-hacked nodes to bias the results towards their clients?

    Remainder of my .sig: be the majority of voters.

    Cowboy up!

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  83. Re:My results for "candle truck" (completely genui by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you use the "quote" marks? Try it without them.

  84. Another example by danila · · Score: 2, Informative

    A few days ago I searched for "kazaa lite" on Google and found that no results are censored! The main KaZaA Lite page was the 1st result. That was only temporarily, of course, because right now the search is still censored.

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  85. Google Tainting by _Bunny · · Score: 1

    I've noticed there's been a lot of tainting of the Google results lately as well.

    For example, if you search for "GroupWise cbt" (Novell GroupWise Computer Based Training), a lot of really interesting results come up.

    This has been happening with enough frequency lately that I've been pondering switching search engines...

    - Bunny

    1. Re:Google Tainting by Ophelan · · Score: 1

      Wow...that sounds like some seriously rought training. Glad I don't need to use GroupWare anytime soon.

    2. Re:Google Tainting by AlterTick · · Score: 1
      For example, if you search for "GroupWise cbt" (Novell GroupWise Computer Based Training), a lot of really interesting results come up. This has been happening with enough frequency lately that I've been pondering switching search engines...

      Hah! That's just one BDS&M site under different domain names that managed to slip a spurious term into its pagerank index or something. The ones that are driving ME nuts are the "hits" that come from a crapola "search engine" site. Anyone else gotten this? Try, for example, searching for audio codec download. The first two hits are good, but check out all the crap after that! Do these "search engines" keep old search result pages indexed somewhere so that google will find them? I'm all for Google down-ranking those domains. It seriously pollutes the results.

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    3. Re:Google Tainting by frozenray · · Score: 1

      > I've noticed there's been a lot of tainting of the Google results lately as well.

      Report those suckers using this form.

      I recently had a similarly tainted search result, and after reporting the link (remarking that my searching for "Mozilla Firebird" didn't exactly indicate I was looking for "Hairy studs video") the offending pages were promptly removed from the index.

      Unfortunately, they didn't honor my request to do something about all the eBay "associates" and other bottom-feeders that pollute the index using link farms and similar borderline tricks. As a result, Google gets next to useless for certain keyword combinations - not really a problem for me, since I know how to get around it, but I heard friends complain about getting very questionable results for their queries lately.

      To me, this looks like a "don't byte the hand that feeds you" situation - Google probably depends on the revenue from their AdWords program, and it wouldn't do them much good to lose a major advertiser by effectively banning them from the index. Getting a top 10 placement on Google is pretty much a matter of survival for many businesses, so it's not suprising that all strings are pulled in order to achieve it.

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  86. FINALLY! A website that can handle the /. effect! by MobileDude · · Score: 1

    For once, I can actually click an embedded link within the story and the webserver hasn't already puked on the /. effect!

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  87. One problem.. by Walterk · · Score: 1

    which 50% is erred?

    1. Re:One problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, that is the question.

    2. Re:One problem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL! MPU!

  88. What about /. ? by jvervloet · · Score: 2, Funny
    all 25 hits on the quoted words "candle truck" should be showing up in the non-quoted search ...

    I wonder when this slashdot discussion will show up in the search results.

    1. Re:What about /. ? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Click me to find out
      Category: Society > Subcultures > Geeks and Nerds > News and Media
      Anywho, hit the cache and you'll see the main page was last crawled Oct 2. So some quick math tells you that this thread will show up Friday

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    2. Re:What about /. ? by Zapper · · Score: 1
      I wonder when this discussions clickage will effect the Zeitgeist.

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  89. /. google icon?? by mhesseltine · · Score: 1

    Come on already. 2 stories on the frontpage in one day, and still no Icon/Topic for Google? It's slashdot's favorite search engine. Every time something new, different, interesting, pointless, etc. happens with Google, we get a story on it. If the freaking Matrix movie has its own topic/icon, why not Google?

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    1. Re:/. google icon?? by AlterTick · · Score: 1
      Come on already. 2 stories on the frontpage in one day, and still no Icon/Topic for Google? It's slashdot's favorite search engine. Every time something new, different, interesting, pointless, etc. happens with Google, we get a story on it. If the freaking Matrix movie has its own topic/icon, why not Google?

      Maybe they can't think of a cutesy enough icon for it. All Google has on its site is the multi-colored "Google"-- everything else is plain text.

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    2. Re:/. google icon?? by mhesseltine · · Score: 1
      Maybe they can't think of a cutesy enough icon for it. All Google has on its site is the multi-colored "Google"-- everything else is plain text.

      Maybe a small scale multi-colored "Google" would work just fine? It certainly wouldn't take much time to create.

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    3. Re:/. google icon?? by AlterTick · · Score: 1
      Maybe a small scale multi-colored "Google" would work just fine? It certainly wouldn't take much time to create.

      Yeah, I think that'd be the best way too, but is it good enough for the /. masters? I mean it's got no flash to it like Borg Bill. I personally think the icons have gotten over-specific. Like you pointed out, The Matrix has its own icon, fer bog's sake! I think Google does perhaps deserve its own icon, but a LOT of the schlock on /. doesn't.

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    4. Re:/. google icon?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should use the Google balls.

  90. Who cares about searching for that. by MongooseCN · · Score: 2, Funny

    I used to use motorcycle candles but later found that an electric headlight is much brighter and doesn't blow out when I move.

  91. AltaVista worked. Google did not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. Both Altavista and Google require quotes for phrase searches (some search engines like Hotbot did not require them in the past, made them harder to use as a result).

    The difference is that Altavista produced 100% relevant/accurate results, while Google produces results that are mostly OK.

  92. This is just ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the beginning of the end. Be prepared.

  93. Google newsgroup search is also behaving strangely by Carcass666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been getting an issue for weeks now where I'll do a newsgroup search, click on a match's "Show Thread" link and get an error that the thread isn't available. If you go back and try again, it works. Annoying, but not life threatening, at any rate...

  94. SiteFinder? by The+Mighty+Git · · Score: 1

    Is it just coincidence that it's been since Sitefinder went active? Could it be that it broke googles broken link code?

  95. Without EBay it finds many more! by moveax · · Score: 1

    Try: candle truck -ebay I now have 90 hits out of 82,600!

  96. On closer inspection by jakoz · · Score: 1

    "Candle truck" returns 109k matches, while "fuck truck" returns 631k.

    Upon hearing this news, I will be refashioning all stock in my candle shop as dildos, as there appear to be at least 6 times as many fuckers in the world as I previously thought.

  97. Your example did not work at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For example, I searched for "to be or not to be" phrase origin , and got what I consider to be useful results. "

    I think you did not bother to look past the first result. The 3rd and 4th result do not contain anything like "to be or not to be". They do, however, contain "phrase origin". You just succeeded in pointing out the bug in another way.

    1. Re:Your example did not work at all. by Xentax · · Score: 1

      Actually, I observed those two, but noticed that 8/10 webpages still had the exact quoted phrase.

      I added terms to the search -- phrase and origin; those other two results both contain BOTH of those words, and leave out the rest.

      Bug? How do you algorithmically weigh this stuff in a way that can determine which of the search terms is so important that it should be in all of the initial results to the exclusion of the others?

      "to be", "or", and "not" are all very very common words in any meaningful index, while "phrase" and "origin" are much less common and thus likely to be more useful in the search.

      It's all a game of numbers. I suppose a more complex front-end could let you weigh your interest in your search terms or something, but most people would instead simply leave out the less-important terms. I included them to see if adding them would improve the relevance of the results (I initially assumed the parent poster was interested in in the origin of the phrase, not just its occurrence).

      Xentax

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  98. Googling by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1
    For those (and you seem quite a few between you) that haven't a clue how to perform proper searches, read here.

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  99. Something I've noticed recently... by The+Jonas · · Score: 1

    ...is that a search for VB.NET does not return any results either unless you perform an "Exact Phrase" search.

    1. Re:Something I've noticed recently... by arkanes · · Score: 4, Informative
      Thats because "vb.net" is a URL, and google treats it like one. It actually returns exactly one result, a link to vb.net, as it should.

      If you're looking for the product "VB.NET", you need to search for it as a term.

    2. Re:Something I've noticed recently... by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Informative
      ...is that a search for VB.NET does not return any results either unless you perform an "Exact Phrase" search.

      For ordinary searches, punctuation marks like "." are treated as spaces, which mean logical ANDs. And some words (in this case "vb" and "net") are ignored as being too common. If you search for "vb.net", which I suppose is what you get from an "exact phrase", you find "vb" followed by a space or punctuation and then "net".

      Google tries to be intuitive, which means guessing what most people would expect, which of course means that sometimes you're surprised.

    3. Re:Something I've noticed recently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm seething. I can't remember that site that sells griggled toadeaters. Thanks a bunch for ruining my Mum's xmas Google.

  100. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by Shiifty · · Score: 3, Interesting
    What possesses someone to try such weird random words in google. Thats the real trick...google wrote an engine to amuse the crazy users.

    ... and the crazy users wrote scripts to use the Google engine!

    (shameless self plug) Its surprising what sites can appear when querying Google. Try my site that queries Google with random words to find random webpages. Its quite powerful and a good timewaster.

  101. Apparently, all come from... by mpeeters · · Score: 1

    It seems to me all the results for candle truck and other weird ones also have exactly one (and the same) hit in the google directory. Strangely, the google images does give more results.

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  102. Re:That's nice and all but the code isn't the prob by BigGerman · · Score: 1

    It should have some kind of semi-automated way to filter out such villains (like slashdot does :-)

  103. That makes Google look good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    " At the risk of making Google look bad, decent search engines automatically add quotes to common phrases."

    That is far worse than producing mostly-accurate results. The decision of whether or not to treat a search as an exact phrase or as a group of words that can be scattered in the document should be left to the user. What you describe would produce very inaccurate results:

    If I want to search for any document containing mojo and rising, and I enter
    mojo rising
    with no quotes in the engine, it is a bug if it decides to put quotes that I never asked for around the phrase and drop off all results that do not contain the words right next to each other.

    1. Re:That makes Google look good by danila · · Score: 1

      As yerricde said, this is an optional feature that can be turned off in the preferences. I would also like to add that users are informed that it was activated and are presented with a link to search for the same words without quotes. And of course, it is only activated when the phrase is really common. And even better, AllTheWeb can group just a few words inside your search, not necessarily the whole phrase.

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  104. General idea: by pr0ntab · · Score: 4, Interesting

    google uses tons of DB entries to cross-index pages. I wonder if there's some simple hash-tables per page that it uses internally to speed things up that makes assumptions, and doesn't resolve collisions.

    So you can search for one thing, and conceivably the checksum/hashes for each term match those of another page that has nothing to do with it, and it's returned as a relevant match by accident.

    This might explain a lot of result sillyness.

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    1. Re:General idea: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is quite a likely possibility.

      There are techniques for avoiding these types of collisions - the standard technique is postfiltering to verify accuracy using a copy of the original document (i.e the google cache).

      Keep in mind Google only caches the first 100k of a document, but may index the entire doc. Postfiltering in this case would discard useful documents. If CPUs were extra taxed and did not always have time for postfiltering, then more results (some bogus) would come back occasionally.

      There are other techniques that probabilistically resolve collisions without requiring the original document, or hash remainder techniques that deterministically resolve them, but those are beyond the scope of this text.



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  105. Another capitalist attack by gandhiano · · Score: 1

    I think this is another corporate play to improve sales. Now it's the candle truck and speaker bracelets technology. Tomorrow it can be Micro$oft squating all over google search terms. We must be aware. Capitalism is slowly taking over and destroy our favorite search engine, like it has been doing to so much nice things... Let's join efforts and destroy capitalism!

  106. Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent down. His example works even worse, with results on the first page not containing "to be or not to be" in any form. He came up with a cool example but did not bother to check the results.

    1. Re:Mod parent down by Xentax · · Score: 1

      See my post above. I never claimed Google would produce 10/10 pages with *the quote* in them, merely that Google was more likely to have more relevant results. The other two pages had the OTHER two search terms that *I* used in my linked search -- check the link.

      Xentax

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  107. Interesting HTTP logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Now I'm wondering if this has anything to do with some recent odd entries in my Apache logs from Google. In the old days (six months ago?) Google simply webcrawled, stored results in their database, and did their searches. Lots of bot hits from Google has been normal for a long time now.

    So why am I now being passed the full search parameters, user browser information, and presumably user IP?

    Actual entry from log:

    202.8.224.133 - - [17/Sep/2003:01:03:12 -0600] "GET /files/backup_tools.html HTTP/1.0" 404 287 "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-885 9-1&q=sample+backup+policy" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)"

    That IP address isn't Google, and if I recall my HTTP protocol correctly, this isn't a request I should be getting.

    I'm getting the same thing from msn.com's search engine. Anyone else out there seeing this?

    1. Re:Interesting HTTP logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-885 9-1&q=sample+backup+policy"

      Probably it's the referring page. Someone found your page via a Google (or MSN) search.

    2. Re:Interesting HTTP logs by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      More likely google's referrer string points you to information on their cache, in case you don't want to be spirdered.

      --
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      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    3. Re:Interesting HTTP logs by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      So why am I now being passed the full search parameters, user browser information, and presumably user IP?
      You (or someone) must have changed Apache's CustomLog directive to "combined." This places extra information, like the referer URL and the user-agent string, into the access_log.

      Totally normal; in fact, I tend to find logs without this information to be far less useful for statistical purposes. Most stats apps, like awstats, will even pick out the search terms from your logs and rank them based on popularity so you can see how folks are finding you.
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      "BSD: Free as in speech. Linux: Free as in beer. Windows 10: Free as in herpes." --Man On Pink Corner in #52607549.
  108. Pagerank? by wren337 · · Score: 1

    Maybe of the 133000 results for candle truck, only a handful have some minimum Page Rank value? Google may have a threshold below which it doesn't return the page at all.

    Maybe the rest of the results are machine generated crap; google could be filtering out some of those nasty page webs you get with certain searches (try searching for "equifax coupon"). Funny that they would still report it in the result count though.

  109. qhosts.a - trojan affects google by nebulous+bee · · Score: 1

    Has anyone considered this little piece of malware as the cause of their troubles?

    Just a thought.

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    Mmm... nebulous beeeeeee.
  110. Bad results are not acceptable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You're saying an 80% success rate, for a phrase that's both ubiquitous and composed entirely of very common words, isn't good enough??"

    Yup. It definitely lowers the bar, considering that altavista and other search engines are capable of 100% accuracy in search results.

    Also, the "common word" distinction of Google is a major flaw.

    Imagine what things would be like if the SQL query language produced results where 1 out of 5 were bad.

    "I think I can live with both of those "false" leads."

    Even if they are bad? Actually, I end up living with them too, due to Google's other advantages. But I wish they would fix this bug of sloppiness.

    1. Re:Bad results are not acceptable by Xentax · · Score: 1

      I think you're evading the key issue here.

      Your premise, as I understand it, is that the presence of the search phrase in the result is THE most important thing.

      I submit that this is generally NOT the case -- that usually, the user is searching for something ABOUT a phrase -- it's origin, whether it's legit or not (e.g. searches that end up on Snopes), things like that.

      I just ran your search on altavista, like this.

      Compared to Google, here.

      I guess it really comes down to what you're looking for. IMHO, your criteria of JUST "pages with the phrase" is a peculiar and unusual example, but hey, maybe that's just me. I'd usually include a term or two to give context of WHY i'm searching for a phrase, and for those sorts of searches, Google still does a wonderful job (again, in my personal experience).

      Xentax

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      You shouldn't verb words.
    2. Re:Bad results are not acceptable by D'Sphitz · · Score: 0

      if you're looking to buy something i guess you should use alta-vista -- the first 6 results were advertisements

  111. GoogleWhack for Eeeevvvillll by howlinmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just did a google search for lamp scapula and got 666 results. Obviously there is something inherently evil in lamp scapula. All good Christians should expunge any phrase that combines those two words from their vocabulary immediately.

    1. Re:GoogleWhack for Eeeevvvillll by diffuze · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I made the same search and got 447 results.
      o_0

  112. Candle Truck? by clambake · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man, no wonder... You need to turn Safe Search OFF when you look up nasty stuff like that.

    1. Re:Candle Truck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny... I get a picture of a naked woman as the first result when I search for speaker at Google Image with safe search on. What sort of horrors will I see for speaker if I turned it off?

  113. Damn right by theolein · · Score: 1

    Wonder what Google has to say about this?

  114. Have you checked your own example? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the way, have you yet checked your own example

    "to be or not to be" phrase origin

    You were quite happy with results on the first page that only contained phrase origin and nothing like "to be or not to be".

    1. Re:Have you checked your own example? by Xentax · · Score: 1

      Yeah.

      I don't really know what the obsession with 100% results is.

      In my mind, finding one or more results that *gives me what I'm looking for* on the first page is "success", and pretty much anything else is failure.

      As I was saying elsewhere in this thread, searching for a phrase merely to see what pages have the phrase isn't something I'd normally do. What I might be doing is searching for the origin of the phrase "to be or not to be" (though hopefully most Westerners out there at least don't need a website for that, you should know it by the time you graduate High School...).

      Or I'm trying to find out if something I've seen or heard is legitimate or an urban legend (e.g. "pictures of hurrican isabel" or "man predicts future on stock market!"). If one of the first page's results clearly *answers my question*, that's what I consider important.

      I guess a higher percentage of results might help if you're doing academic research, or some other situation where you need many relevant results, not just one or an authoritative one.

      Xentax

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  115. HTML source by jeffphil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look at the HTML source. Around the results for the Candle Truck, they start several tables that never get closed, including the TR's and TD's.

  116. Shh...secrets! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although I don't think it's specifically mentioned anywhere in Google's help, you can actually use a * as a wildcard in a quoted search.

    For example, "i * you so" returns hits with phrases like "i love you so" and "i told you so".

    Now that you have this wonderful knowledge, keep it secret...keep it safe.

    1. Re:Shh...secrets! by millette · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip, whoever you are!

  117. It's for novice users by yerricde · · Score: 2, Informative

    it is a bug if it decides to put quotes that I never asked for around the phrase

    It's a feature, which you can turn off in alltheweb.com's preferences. It is turned on initially because most web users don't know as much about how to work a search engine as the typical Slashdot user knows.

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    1. Re:It's for novice users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awww, *blush*. They were thinking about us? :-)

  118. Gator and Zuvio by YeOldeGnurd · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I have run into some bizarre results lately. Recently I was trying to figure out what the NT 4 process "ESSERVER.EXE" did, and google's top search result sent me to a page at (DON'T GO HERE!!!)MamuFilms.com which actually redirects to "Armbender.com", a site that won't show you any pages unless you install "Page Access", actually Zuvio nastyware.

    Here's Googles somewhat hilarious cache of the Mamufilms.com page. The page includes links for everything from "Peter Paul and Mary mp3" to "preteen bra images". The text is vaguely reminiscent of actual gramatical English. Here's one sentence:

    And With Unknown virtual gifts Already baby food coupons to Information Installed The 2000, with Himself, to other tips, tricks, and tweaks The Issue De Processes services.exe.
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    ...Nothing interesting here. Just move along...
    1. Re:Gator and Zuvio by NonSequor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      THe text was probably generated something like this

      --
      My only political goal is to see to it that no political party achieves its goals.
    2. Re:Gator and Zuvio by errl · · Score: 1

      Come on, writing "DON'T GO HERE!!!" before a link is almost worse than writing "Don't push this button" above a big red button in a kindergarten. I know I _will_ click that link soon. Argh! must ... resist ... :)

    3. Re:Gator and Zuvio by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      You don't understand that? You must be in the Slowness.

    4. Re:Gator and Zuvio by acxr+is+wasted · · Score: 1

      Damn it, I looked all over aol.com, but I couldn't find nurse jokes anywhere. Google's cache is worthless!

      --
      "Come on, let's go drink till we can't feel feelings anymore."
    5. Re:Gator and Zuvio by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 1

      "To order products, call 123.124.1234. Or for an information packet, send an e-mail request towidget@xyzcompany.com"

    6. Re:Gator and Zuvio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      123.124.4.210? That's a reserved address...

  119. Google Golf by Music+To+Eat · · Score: 1

    Google Golf

    Rules: Type in any word that starts with the selected letters and try to get as few returns as possible without getting a zero.

    1. Re:Google Golf by Black+Perl · · Score: 1
      First try, no mulligans:
      Hole Words Score
      1 hiatus polenta 225
      2 dogmatic transliteration 912
      3 promulgate 5,000
      4 excommunicated acetic bile 6
      5 burlap bromine 453
      6 polenta lithography 12
      7 enzyme scythe 505
      8 gregarious rodeo 886
      9 quixotic damsels 169

      Total:8,168
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      bp
    2. Re:Google Golf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just bashed my keyboard randomly and got a hole in one! Try this without the quotes:

      "dfadsf fdsafda"

  120. Even worst... by CristianoMonteiro · · Score: 1

    ... is that some sites are managing to defeat the google ranking system, by building very long URL's with all possible keywords for a given subject.

    Try searching "ringtones downloads", as an example.

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  121. Re:My results for "candle truck" (completely genui by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Funny
    scented candle truck accessories
    Wow, talk about a niche market...
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    If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
  122. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...welcome our new speaker-bracelet-wearing, motorcycle-candle-burning overlords.

  123. Whenever. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    a critical mass of people start doing/using/being the same thing, then larger, (usually corporate), interests invariably swing the greedlamp of their attention over to that new thing. They determine what people most want from it, make that part into a carrot, and generally restrict access to the truly valuable elements so that everybody ends up with a half-assed, highly polished product which bleeds them in some way. -Either financially, through frustration, through limitation, through mis-information, through addiction, and by generally, (and most insidiously), by dumbing them down so that they no only don't realize it, but even defend it.

    When everybody on the planet with a computer and a phone line started using Google, it became only a matter of time before it turned into something slick, restrictive and deliberately manipulative.


    -FL

  124. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have obviously never needed the services of a candle truck, or you wouldn't ask such a dumb question.

  125. could just be for testing by benpeter · · Score: 1

    As said obviously nobody searches for candle trucks or speaker bracelets. It could just be some whacky combinations engineers used for testing and debugging. More likely just an odd combination of algorithm action, because they are so dissimilar the intersection of the two search fields comes out as 1 or if there's semantic analysis it's just falling over.

  126. conspiracy theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859 -1&q=php - a search for php, returns a result for press awards for google.

  127. Let's see MSN keep up by forsetti · · Score: 1

    This is a new feature -- Google has to stay ahead of MSN /somehow/! ;)

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  128. What an odd assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I submit that this is generally NOT the case -- that usually, the user is searching for something ABOUT a phrase "

    That is kind of odd. In years of searching, I have never searched that way. When I look for a phrase on a search engine, I am looking for pages that contain the phrase.

    [compare Google results to Altavista]

    Once you get past Altavista's blasted ads, it had 100% relevant results on the first page. Pretty good and accurate compared to Google's mere 80%.

    "your criteria of JUST "pages with the phrase" is a peculiar and unusual example, but hey, maybe that's just me"

    Maybe it is just you. Everyone I know searches like I do as well. This is how it is supposed to work as described in Google's own help.

    "I'd usually include a term or two to give context of WHY i'm searching for a phrase"

    I don't want to have to explain myself as per a damn sr high essay question. I just want accurate results for my searches.

    1. Re:What an odd assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel you are incorrect.
      Search engines are NOT mere pattern matching engines. The fact that Google is not is the reason it is far superior to Altavista and all the others (not to mention the fact that Altavista sells links to the highest bidder).
      You should be impressed that it manages to find similar phrases as well as the exact one. Maybe you haven't been using the Web that long, but when search engines were new they all sucked because they did only what you describe.

    2. Re:What an odd assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Search engines are NOT mere pattern matching engines.

      But they are supposed to be.

      "The fact that Google is not is the reason it is far superior to Altavista"

      No, the fact that Google has trouble producing accurate (i.e. relevant) results on searches longer than one word is one area (maybe the only one) where it is inferior to Altavista.

      "You should be impressed that it manages to find similar phrases as well as the exact one"

      No, the only thing that impresses me about this is why they have not yet gotten around to fixing this whopping bug. It is a bug, and they are working on it: I talked to Google about it.

      "but when search engines were new they all sucked because they did only what you describe."

      No, that is what is best about search engines: giving what tou asked for.

  129. Very weird by Psx29 · · Score: 1

    Perform a search for candle truck -site:.com and you get 44,200 results....while putting -site:gormetcollection.com (the only hit I get for just candle truck) yields 0 results

  130. I think speaker bracelet ... by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    .. is to feminine. How about we call it the speaker brocelet?

  131. Google Q&A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Google reps is going to be on campus (Purdue University) today for a technical presentation. If there are any questions you want me to ask them reply to this thread. I'm 99% sure I'll be able to attend.

  132. Bug? Yes bug. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Bug? How do you algorithmically weigh this stuff in a way that can determine which of the search terms is so important that it should be in all of the initial results to the exclusion of the others?"

    Bug? Yes, a big one too.

    If you specify 3 words in a search, an accurate engine will only produce pages with those 3 words. If it decides to broaden the search, it should put the non-matching results at the end.

    You asked for a 3-word search (your first phrase is counted as a word in search engine logic). Results 3 and 4 did not even contain this first word.

    "How do you algorithmically weigh this stuff in a way that can determine which of the search terms is so important that it should be in all of the initial results to the exclusion of the others?"

    It's simple boolean logic. If the text contains the search criteria, include it. If it does not, do not include it. This is not rocket science here.

    If I do a search on
    one two three
    (not a phrase: no quotes!) I expect the results to all contain those 3 words. Sure, it can prioritize for the pages where the words are together (or something else), but why is it too much to ask for to have results that contain what I am looking for?

    1. Re:Bug? Yes bug. by Xentax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not a bug, it's a feature.

      No, really.

      Google's design premise, and one which MOST people like for MOST searches, is that it is NOT just a pattern-matcher, and that it does NOT simply show you the webpages with the most or best match to your search request.

      It *also* considers how popular each "hit" page is, in terms of how many other webpages out there link to the page in question. It also does other things that I'm sure they haven't divulged, to (for example) stymie attempts to inflate the page ranking of your own site by creating other dummy sites that link to it, etc.

      Google (and really any modern search engine) try to find what you're looking for, which (more often than not) cannot be simply summed up with a few search terms. If you want something less ... presumptuous (though 'helpful' is the term I'd use), pick a different search engine.

      Xentax

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      You shouldn't verb words.
  133. It sounds like... by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    ...they're trying to cache two-word searches.

    And aren't doing too well at it.

  134. Another Quandry: The + Operator by kavefish · · Score: 2, Informative

    From what I recall and the way things seem to work now, the + operator has been changed slightly.

    By default, words like "to" "with" and "by" are not included in a search because they are deemed too common. However, I used to be able to force inclusion of those common words using the + operator.

    Now it seems that this is no longer possible. That is, the strings one +to another and one +for another give the same results (without quotes). In fact, the + is replaced by a space in the above queries and that definitely didn't used to be the case.

    Does anyone else remember the good ole' + operator?

  135. The shakespeare page is anomalous too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The link that contains "tobeornottobe" is a glitch too: my search was for 6 words, not this single word produced by getting rid of the spaces. Granted, it is less of a glitch than the other one: at least the spelling is correct.

  136. ThErE iS *.Gl1TcH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure they've got several real world Agent Smith types tracking down the errors.

  137. Correction on caching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Googles searches against indexes of cached pages, not the actual pages as they may be as of today"

    No, that is not either. For the two errorenous results, Google contains the contents of its cache which led it to mistakenly include the matches (look at the page summaries). These cache contents show the problem regardless of what the page has now.

  138. modify the search to exclude the single result by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you search for Candle Truck you get the single result. If you search for Candle Truck -basket, that excludes the one result and leaves you with... a working search with 80k results.

    Yay for broken indexes

  139. Google is starting to suck by pw1972 · · Score: 1

    I'm getting more and more crap in my results. Information overload and too many commerical web sites trying to sell me crap are getting in my results. I find myself using Ask Jeeves more and more, probably only cuz I bought in at $2. Go use it and make me more money!

  140. It could be the famous pentium flaw... by Phigrin · · Score: 1

    Maybe Google has an old pentium in their server farm somwhere. I think it was called the repentium or something and, given the right calculation to do, resulted in spectacular errors. Maybe certain texts refer it to this incorrect entry in the multiplication table? Yea right, like they would be using a pentuim 60! Then again, I don't remember paying anything for the service...

  141. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try using $RANDOM

  142. Spam relationship? by swb · · Score: 1

    A good chunk of the spam I've been getting lately has had very little content outside of obfuscated HTTP references. What content it has appears to be random two and three word combinations, apparently put there to try to cheat bayesian filtering.

    Since I use bayesian filtering, I can say it must work once in a while because I do get false negatives like this.

  143. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by Schnapple · · Score: 1

    Probably the same urge that makes people want to see which famous old movies Pink Floyd albums synchronize with.

  144. Why are bad results OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Remember that google is not trying to be pedantic, its trying to be USEFUL."

    Yet, it makes itself less useful by coming with with erroneous results

    It's taking your search terms or phrase and returning what it thinks are the pages most likely to satisfy your request."

    Yet, I ask for A and it gives B. That is not brilliant at all. I'd rather have a search engine produce accurate results to my search, and not use some poor guesswork to come up with things that I did not ask for that it THINKS I might want.

    "I still don't know why people bring up historical search engines in comparison to google."

    Because these engines produce better results. The problem is that these historic search engines are now too small and Google produces a lot more results, even if they are not good at the searching.

    "I too think it sucks that you can't open the window on the airplane."

    Yet, if you turn the window knob, you expect the window to open. You don't expect the seat to go back because someone THINKS that is what you wanted instead.

    "Most of the complaints boil down to sour grapes: for the record"

    No, the complaint boils down to the fact that Google is good, but it would be perfect if it corrected these bugs which produce unwanted and unmatching results to searches.

    1. Re:Why are bad results OK? by drakaan · · Score: 1
      Yet, I ask for A and it gives B. That is not brilliant at all. I'd rather have a search engine produce accurate results to my search, and not use some poor guesswork to come up with things that I did not ask for that it THINKS I might want.

      No, you asked for ~A, and it gave you ~A. If you had gone through the trouble of figuring out how to actually ask for what you want, you would be able to quit wasting energy whining about the fact that you don't know how to get the results that you want. If you want a search engine that has different default settings than Google, use something else, *or* (wait for it) learn how to use Google to search for things.

      Yet, if you turn the window knob, you expect the window to open. You don't expect the seat to go back because someone THINKS that is what you wanted instead.

      Well, here's an idea...you haven't touched the window knob, you pressed the "call" button for the stewardess, and you wanted her to open the window, but she brought you a pillow, and then asked you if that was what you wanted. Instead of saying "no, I want the window open, where's the button?", you started bitching to the other passengers about the service on the flight.

      No, the complaint boils down to the fact that Google is good, but it would be perfect if it corrected these bugs which produce unwanted and unmatching results to searches.

      Well, then you can rest assured that Google is perfect (by your standards...I like it a lot, but can't claim it's perfect), and that you just haven't figured out how to use it yet.

      --
      "Murphy was an optimist" - O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law
  145. Not a week . . . by d-e-w · · Score: 2, Informative

    (Update: 13:56 GMT by J: When I first posted this story it said the problems have been occurring "for several weeks at least" -- but it seems to be more like one week.)

    Actually, I've been seeing this problem occasionally for over a year. It just seems that larger numbers of search terms trigger it now.

    Of course, I can't remember any of the search terms that have triggered it in the past--I've just learned to change my terms slightly to get around the problem.

    Dee

    1. Re:Not a week . . . by desau · · Score: 1

      indeed.. this has been around for a long time .. Just look at the googlewhack link that was posted.. there's stuff there from January 2002.

  146. It looks like a 'rating' thing by unstable23 · · Score: 1

    Like one of those things where there are 109000 pages vaguely relevant to 'candle truck' but some kind of rating system is saying that only 1 should be displayed, and the other 108999 are just garbage and you're probably not interested.
    (or they're spam/pr0n/whatever)

  147. Google's phrase searches... by drakaan · · Score: 1
    are only as good as the searcher. If you want to see only pages that have the phrase "to be or not to be" in the text, type:

    allintext: "to be or not to be"

    In google's search box (or go to advanced search like you should have when you didn't get the results you expected). I don't think it's too much to expect of a person who wishes to use a search engine to bother to actually learn how to use a search engine.

    Should I stay in first gear when I ride my buddy's bike that has the shift levers on the frame instead of the handlebars (and I didn't expect it), or should I find them and change gears?

    The "showing results 1-1 of xxx,xxx" thing is odd. Getting results you don't expect because you didn't ask right is trivial and common.

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    1. Re:Google's phrase searches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did "allintext:" come from? It goes agains tthe entire design logic of the user interface. It's based on checkboxes, not command string modifiers

  148. Why would I bookmark Google? by Snowspinner · · Score: 1

    My Firebird has a Google search bar built in, and on the rare occasions I need to break out Explorer, I have the Google bar there to quash the stream of pop-ups. And also to help with the distributed computing on the folding problem, actually, but mostly for the popups.

    1. Re:Why would I bookmark Google? by frause · · Score: 1

      Firebird comes with google already bookmarked. Try "google [search term(s)]" in the addressbar.
      (Or was it "gg"? I use gg as the keyword for google, but I can't remember if that was the default.)

      I assume we're talking about Mozilla Firebird and not one of the other Firebirds out there.

    2. Re:Why would I bookmark Google? by Snowspinner · · Score: 1

      More to the point, to the right of the addressbar is a Google search box...

    3. Re:Why would I bookmark Google? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      I assume we're talking about Mozilla Firebird and not one of the other Firebirds out there.

      That explains why I couldn't find it on my Pontiac.

      --
      Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
  149. Advanced groups search by InodoroPereyra · · Score: 1
    I always found inconsistencies with advanced group search when conditioned to a date range:

    Search 1: 186,000 posts for mandrake in the last 6 months
    Search 2: 186,000 posts for mandrake in the last 3 months

    Change the search string and still the same issue.

  150. Hell, who cares about accuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I don't really know what the obsession with 100% results is."

    So, have you found a new job since the layoffs at "Arther Anderson"?

    1. Re:Hell, who cares about accuracy by Xentax · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Compare a search engine's ability to provide meaningful results with a company's ability to report its own financial situation.

      That makes sense.

      Maybe your quote of me will show up attributed to Dan Quayle next? :)

      Xentax

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    2. Re:Hell, who cares about accuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arthur Anderson was happy with very sloppy and false results, as some Google users are happy with false and irrelevant results. Even though there are many accounting companies that take care to add thigns up properly, and other search engines that have no problem producing search results that match what is asked for.

      The failure rate of Google searchs is not shown only through this.

      Another person mentioned the search
      "dennis wilson" -"beach boys"

      producing hits with the Beach Boys included in the first set of results.

  151. Gee, surprise by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    Results came back that were commerce sites?

    Not surprising, considering the big cesspool shopping mall the internet has become. :P

  152. Maybe it isn't a problem! by gone.fishing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Google searches use unique and proprietary algorithms to find the most useful information for the search terms. We all know this, it is their "page rank" system. But perhaps the page rank system is driven by more modifiers than we are aware of. For instance, In Minnesota, Twins and Vikings mean a couple of sports teams, in Norway, they probably mean something entirely different so perhaps "Page Rank" does some regionalization. In the same vein, it may be possible that if I refine my search from Minnesota by adding the word "Gopher" to the Twins and Vikings, I may get more, rather than fewer results while perhaps in Norway I'd get no results!

    In addition to possibly regionalizing searches, perhaps Google's servers are not updated with the latest code at the same time. Maybe the code is distributed over time to servers so that if a problem were discovered it could be more easily rolled back. It is possible that the load balancing on these servers uses some component of the IP address or somehow regionalizes the incomming requests so that it is likely that the same user usually gets to server A but sometimes goes to server B while their co-surfer neighbor usually goes to server B but sometimes goes to server C. Meanwhile, a couple of states away, another user usually connects to server W but sometimes connects to server X. This could explain why they usually but not always get the same results but someone else gets different results.

  153. It can't do matching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    " Google doesn't do simplistic phrase matching. If it did, it'd be the same (and as useless) as altavista" Google does relevancy searches

    No, it would be more useful by being as useful as Altavista. Altavista might have fewer results, but they are 100% accurate and thus relevant. Google's bad results are less relevant since I never asked for them. Non-matching results are not relevant unless they are specifically asked for.

    "obeornottobe.com is relevent to a search for "to be or not to be"."

    No, it is not, since I never wanted it. Sloppy logic is a flaw, not a strength. Sure, if I search on "Bill Clinton", you might similarly argue that "Al Gore" is "Relevant" and thus pollute the results with Gore results that never mention Clinton...

    1. Re:It can't do matching by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:
      tobeornottobe.com is relevent to a search for "to be or not to be".

      No, it is not, since I never wanted it.

      See, you do want a telepathic search engine. That's be cool but I don't think it's fair to blast Google for not being it. The amazing thing is that you first attack Google for not having sites that reference Shakespeare, now you lambaste it for having pages that do.


      Google has never been advertised as a giant Web-based grep. It's a search engine -- you know, a thing you go to find sites. If it only returned what you thought you wanted, it wouldn't be useful.

      Google certainly has its flaws and it sometimes spits out weird or irrelevant results -- but it seems to work well enough for me. It isn't what you seem to want, but it hasn't ever claimed to be that, either.

    2. Re:It can't do matching by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      This Anonymous Coward clearly works for Alta Vista. That's the only way I can imagine anyone actually think Alta Vista is more useful than Google. :)

  154. It's very simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's very simple. You take the words "candle" and "truck" and translate the characters to base-10 numbers by using the respective ASCII codes. When you add up the numbers in the word "candle", you get 615. 6+1+5=12. 1+2=3. Do the same thing with truck and you get 553. 5+5+3=13. 1+3=4. Then finally you have 3 and 4, which is 34 and not 42. And because it is not 42, or the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything, Google flips out.

    I believe that this has also something to do with Schroedinger's Cat, but have not been able to determine the common denominator...

  155. i figured it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i know what your problem is (excuse me if someone else already posted this, i didn't read all the posts). you're using the old query syntax. the syntax for a query on google used to be search?q=term+term... but since they've become international (at least i think that's the reason) the syntax has become much longer (i know, i used to just type http://www.google.com/search?q=term+term into my browser to... well i don't know why. just to seem geeky i guess). now it includes options for stuff like language and it's just too long to remember. so my guess is that when you use the old syntax you're only searching the sites that haven't been completely catalogged... or something like that.

  156. Pretty Interface? by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    No more pretty interface!

    Have you looked at Google lately?.;)

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  157. Your example did not work either. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you want to see only pages that have the phrase "to be or not to be" in the text, type:allintext: "to be or not to be"

    That did not work. The 10th link was bad (did not contain phrase).

    "I don't think it's too much to expect of a person who wishes to use a search engine to bother to actually learn how to use a search engine."

    Putting quotes around a phrase and getting exact relevant results is a standard.

    "Should I stay in first gear when I ride my buddy's bike..."

    Heh. Using the bike example, if I apply the brakes, I don't expect the bike to go faster!

    "Getting results you don't expect because you didn't ask right is trivial and common"

    I did ask correctly. Your alternate example still did not produce accurate results.

  158. I just noticed.. by Haxwell · · Score: 1

    A search of Linux on Slashdot returns only one entry..

    Hax.

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    1. Re:I just noticed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try searching slashdot for "heterosexual sex".

    2. Re:I just noticed.. by zeath · · Score: 1

      If you search for Linux on slashdot.org without the www., you'll get the results you were expecting.

  159. RMS must love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A moment ago, I entered "to be or not to be" without the quotes, and hit "I'm feeling lucky".

    I got www.gnu.org.

  160. Concurrance by fozzylyon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In reality you can search for anything within quotes and get what you where looking for. (e.g. ' "candles" "motorcycles" ' ) That's what I've always done on google. It's a more effective search.

  161. It did not give what I asked for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No, you asked for ~A, and it gave you ~A. If you had gone through the trouble of figuring out how to actually ask for what you want, "

    No, I wanted pages containing "to be or not to be" and I used Google's instructions to ask for it.

    "Well, then you can rest assured that Google is perfect"

    No, AltaVista is perfect when it comes to phrase searches. Google has trouble getting relevant results even on the first page of returns.

    Your "allintext"-using example failed as well. For all your argument, you have yet to come up with a way to get A = A search results!

    1. Re:It did not give what I asked for by drakaan · · Score: 1
      Your "allintext"-using example failed as well. For all your argument, you have yet to come up with a way to get A = A search results!

      Well, shit. You're right. Although I've never noticed that before...I suppose it's possible that I've just been searching for stuff that returned too many good hits for me to notice a link that was missing the searched-for phrase.

      Thank you for forcing me to notice a problem...now I'm off to complain.

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    2. Re:It did not give what I asked for by drakaan · · Score: 1
      From: ...
      Newsgroups: google.public.support.general
      Subject: allintext: "search for a phrase" returns incorrect results...
      NNTP-Posting-Host: ...
      Message-ID: <bcc3911c.0310061027.60413603@posting.google.com>

      For whatever reason, allintext searches for (example) "to be or not to
      be" are returning responses that include ones not containing that
      phrase on the page.

      I noted that some of the pages included ones that *only* had the text
      in pages that linked to them. This seems contrary to what was
      specifically asked for (allintext: means "find this phrase in the
      text", right?).

      Is this an error in the search routine, or should there be some
      documentation mentioning this unexpected (to me) behavior?

      I'll let you know what they say.

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    3. Re:It did not give what I asked for by drakaan · · Score: 1
      Got an initial response (which didn't answer my question):

      Thank you for your note. As you have observed, at times Google will return a result in which the keywords are located on links pointing to the page but not on the page itself. This is not an error. In evaluating the merit of a page, Google looks not only at information found on the page itself, but also the anchor text of links that point to the page. If links pointing to the page contain the exact phrase you searched on, this can cause a page to be returned as a match for your query.

      We appreciate your feedback on this aspect of our search and will keep it in mind as we work to improve Google.

      Regards,
      The Google Team

      I wrote back:

      That's nice, but it's not an answer to the question I asked. I am aware that at times, Google will return results where the keywords are not on the page, but on links pointing to the page. My understanding of the reason for allintext: existing is that it is intended to return *only* results that involve the searched-for text actually existing on the pages in the result set.

      Why is allintext: included as an option if it does not limit searches to what it says it's limiting them to? I agree that for normal searches, this is not an error, but I wasn't referring to a normal search.

      In my mind it's kind of like saying "SELECT * from sometable where lastname='frank'" and getting some rows returned where frank was somewhere in the row, but not in "lastname". It wouldn't bother me if I knew that there was no way to get the expected results, as long as it was specifically stated that it's not possible.

      Please help me understand how this is supposed to work.

      More to come...

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    4. Re:It did not give what I asked for by drakaan · · Score: 1

      Still nothing...posted the content of the parent post to google's groups to see if anybody there cares.

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  162. Re:Corporate entity URLBlaze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This exists. It is called URLBlaze.
    It searches your history for URLs and shares them with other people.
    Currently, it's oriented towards sharing large files, not HTML. However, if you're interested, email Ran, the project's overlord. Urlblaz Contact info.
    The project is not open source. But they've been open to new ideas so far. If there's interest, there might be potential.

  163. Down Under Down by thedji · · Score: 1

    Just for reference, google.com.au is behaving just the same as google.com

    Must be run by the Australian government... we seem to follow all the U.S. cock-ups, although we're normally a good 5-10 years behind :)

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  164. Why it did this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the many who have defended the Google bugs here, the results obviously must have included the Beach Boys because Google is smart, and Google figured that you really DID want "Beach Boys" even though you you told it to exclude it.

    Traits that Altavista had where such your search results would have actually excluded the "Beach Boys" are considered to "suck" and are part of the stone-age of search engines.

  165. The *REAL* answer by Scutter · · Score: 2, Funny

    The pigeons are getting tired.

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  166. Just to be annoying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "vb.net" isn't a URL. "http://vb.net" is a URL. Still, the blame does lie with MS for misappropriating a common naming scheme.

  167. More Inane Search Engine Tricks by Sumbody · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How aware are the search engines of each other? These returns are pages found searching in these search engine databases for themselves and others. Google and Yahoo rather casually mention the number of pages returned, prefaced with "... of about ..."; while AltaVista and Lycos are considerably more anal about reporting quantitative findings.

    Google AltaVista Lycos Yahoo
    Google 93,000,000 5,817,435 22,483,511 24,300,000
    AltaVista 2,050,000 1,821,362 9,179,642 3,090,000
    Lycos 18,500,000 2,309,191 11,215,263 6,950,000
    Yahoo 95,300,000 10,284,666 55,680,102 38,400,000

    e.g. Lycos found 22,483,511 pages mentioning Google, while only about half that many mention itself (Lycos). Perhaps this leads to poor search engine self-esteem issues.

    Further exercises in pointless database introversion are left to the reader.

  168. PageRank is broken by tpengster · · Score: 1

    It is acknowledged among the SEO (Search engine optimization) community that PageRank, while still in effect, is being greatly de-emphasized by google in calculating the final score. (A page's relevance is PageRank * Non-PageRank-Factors) The problem was that blogs were getting extremely high pageranks due to their interlinking convention, and other sites were getting high pageranks by creating a bunch of fake links to them. And although people rarely discussed it, there was the problem of the "rich get richer" syndrome, where people would link to pages that were high on the results, increasing the score of those pages. It is very difficult for new websites to get recognized because of this problem. So as a result google has increased the importance of anchor text relative to pagerank. (It has decreased the relevance of blogs but it's hard to say if it's helped with the other problems)

    1. Re:PageRank is broken by Stephen · · Score: 1
      It is acknowledged among the SEO (Search engine optimization) community that PageRank, while still in effect, is being greatly de-emphasized by google in calculating the final score.
      I suspect this is why Google's results have got so much worse recently -- why searching for a product now brings up tons of vendors' product pages rather than information about the product. It was always much less easy to manipulate PageRank than to optimize the page itself. If Google are indeed using PageRank less now, they are emphasizing optimized pages more and the community's view of importance less.

      Of course, I have no evidence for this speculation, but it makes sense to me. I'd already been concluding that Google had been moving away from PageRank for this reason, even before reading this post.

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  169. Candles on Motorcylces!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, Cancles Motorcycles returns nothing, but Candles on Motorcycles returns 35,400 matches. And I'm not using + or "" to include on. On is supposidly excluded from the search but it brings up 35,400 matches instead of 0....
    "on" is a very common word and was not included in your search... it certainly effects the search though :)

  170. When google gets whacky by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
    ...I do things like switching the order of keywords and adding or removing "+" signs, etc. But, if I don't feel I'm getting the best responses, I fall back on other search engines. My current back-up search engine is Profusion, which does meta-searches.

    = 9J =

  171. Real information by fozzylyon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I spoke with a friend who helps maintain the google engine. She said that they were running into some problems with a "cleaning agent." Because of all the sites taking advantage of the word revelancy, there are useless sites that simply have a list of words or phrases. It's been posted before that there are many pages designed for GATOR/GAIN spreading or other spyware/adware. She quoted the percentage of junk pages being at 35% to 40%. The cleaning agent was supposed to run through its own searches and check for junk and keep a log.


    She didn't say if the problem was that the cleaning agent was clogging searches or if any logged junk pages had been blocked. If so maybe the agent is flawed. In any case, they've stopped using it for the time being.

  172. Slashdot masturbation by wiredog · · Score: 0, Funny

    Returns 9140 hits. Hmmm.

  173. Easy work around by Hoch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    append -porn to your search to get all the motorcycle candles you want, except the pornographic ones.

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  174. Security through obscurity, I tell you! by scaryjohn · · Score: 1

    I bet I know what the problem is. Now that they have, in their arrogance, disclosed certain key details about the Google File System, the global HACKER conspiracy has managed to infiltrate their mainframe and bring it to its knees!

    Verily, I say, security through obscurity and security through obscurity alone will save you. Google should never have given those dirty hackers the keys to their kingdom.

    Or maybe not...

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  175. Re:It still can't do symbol searches by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    At the risk of making you look bad, for phrase searches you have to put the phrase in quotes.

    Phrases are one thing, but try searching for something like "-no." Can't do it without getting thousands of occurrances of the word "no." Doesn't matter if you quote it-- Google edits out symbols it appears, and there are some things pretty damn hard to find because of it...

  176. probably an optimization glitch in thier SQL by monkeyboy87 · · Score: 1
    This is probably just a glitch in the sql or whatever engine they use to sieve through their uber database. I have seen various databases where it mattered in inner joins which tables was specified in the On Join Clause (this is from my memory so the syntax might be somewhat off)

    select * from a inner join b on (a.somecolumn = b.somecolumn)

    would return no recrods with some some database engines where as changing the order of evaluation

    select * from a inner join b on (b.somecolumn = a.somecolumn)

    would return the records you wanted even though the operations are logically equivelant. I always speculated that it was something with the query optimizer that messed things up or there was some rule in sql that I wasnt aware of.

    And the fact that some sites like .ca sight doesnt have the problem but the usa domain could simply be difference in release levels of "google" on various servers and domains.

  177. forbidden to use Google Groups... by Cato · · Score: 1

    Different issue, but annoyingly enough my employer's firewall IP address has been banned somehow from using Google Groups. Other Google services are OK, and emails to the address provided have not helped. Any ideas on why this is done, and how to get it reversed?

  178. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

    Ummmm your site doesn't seem to work (in Mozilla at least).

    Without frames, clicking the cat gets us "Invalid URL".
    With frames, the left and right "Mango images" do not appear. When I found them with my mouse (it seems they're a bad url, but you can still click where they should be), I still get an error:

    Your query failed. Try again.
    If it keeps failing:

    1. You entered an incorrect Google key. If you don't have one, leave it blank (or as the default, 'key: none')
    2. 1000 searches have already been used for the day -- come back tomorrow or get a free license key from Google.
    3. Try using only 1 or 2 words combined with the country/language options.
    4. Look at the search history to see the most recent random webpages served.
    5. Google may be down. Try again later.
    6. Try using the archived version.

    Reading them, and looking at the venue, I'm going to suggest it's 2 :)

  179. This is strange by grondu · · Score: 1

    Searching for candles motorcycle returns no matches, however, searching for candles motorcycles returns about 51,900.

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  180. I got Adobe's site as a #2 result by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    Click here
    From the cache: These terms only appear in links pointing to this page: google com
    so how do you find the pages with the links?

    Here's another one off: adobe.com on www.google.com gives only one search result... in finnish

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  181. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
    As the other response said, I couldn't get it to work in Mozilla either (1.5b).

    Under IE, I got the same results the other responder did as well (most likely you need an upgraded license key?).

    Neat sounding site, though!

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  182. They'd better not change their no-hits policy... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    The whole reason I changed to Google from whatever I was using before (probably AltaVista) was NOT their ad-minimalist approach (though that is appreciated) but was the fact that if you enter a series of terms that results in no hits, you'd get a NO HITS message, not the hits for the next closest subset of terms. Fortunately, it currently still works that way-- try "candle truck speaker bracelet" (without the quotes) and you'll get the "no matches" result you (presumably) SHOULD get. Also I've noted that many other engines have since followed suit (though interestingly, AltaVista finds some 8000 hits on this and most of the top ones appear to have all four terms from word randomization pages), perhaps because they realize the importance of the feature. If Google does a VeriSign and starts giving you goofball hits rather than no hits, I'm jumping ship...

  183. Conspiracy Theory by borroff · · Score: 1

    Here's my theory: Google's been hacked by Microsoft's minions, trying to discredit them, and to get searches for Linux to point to:
    here

  184. Google Groups is broken too by BestNicksRTaken · · Score: 1

    Newsgroups seem to be disappearing and re-appearing like mad this last couple of weeks.

    Plus the number of posts indicators seem to have been reset or something.

    See comp.sys.acorn.* for an example.

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  185. The strange searches are not cached, others are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When searching for some term and clicking the search-button several times, you will allways get "Search took" times of less then 0.1 seconds.

    With the strange terms, you allways stay above 0.2 seconds.

  186. Strange counts for five weeks now by Everyman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The counts have been broken for the last five weeks. A count for the word "the" produced fairly consistent results until then of about 3.4 billion. Then it shifted five weeks ago to 5.2 billion. Lately it has been under 2 billion. Now it's just over 2 billion.

    Webmasters who have various directories and know exactly how many pages are in each directory, began noticing five weeks ago that Google was reporting approximately twice the number of pages in each directory than have ever existed in that directory. Prior to five weeks ago, Google used to be fairly close to the actual number (assuming that you get a full crawl).

    GoogleWatch speculates on the reason why Google has been behaving strangely ever since it stopped doing the traditional deep crawl once per month. The last standard deep crawl was in April but it wasn't used -- Google threw out this data (by their own admission) and reverted to earlier data. The speculative piece was written last June.

    Since it was written, Google has started showing "supplemental results" on many searches. It looks like they are running a parallel index. Why would they do this? All the problems Google has been having, along with the supplemental index, seem to support GoogleWatch's theory.

    1. Re:Strange counts for five weeks now by wcbrown · · Score: 1

      There's speculation that Google may be running a parallel index because it has run out of numbers available in C for the current index. Which is a fascinating oversight if true!

    2. Re:Strange counts for five weeks now by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Interesting
      GoogleWatch speculates ... The speculative piece was written last June.
      You wrote that piece, correct? It's very poor form not to mention that fact.

      Aside from that your piece is interesting, but it does come across as a bit inflamatory. Just present your facts and conclusions and forget about the conspiracy theories and sarcasm. You'll have a lot more success convincing people if you don't appear to have an axe to grind.

  187. candle and truck returns 1 - 2 of about 102,000 by use_compress · · Score: 1

    This is odd... I think the thousands place in the 102,000 number is somehow related to the fact that it returns 2 results in stead of 1. Try it here http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF -8&q=candle+and+truck&btnG=Google+Search.

  188. Offtopic, sorry... by darien · · Score: 1

    Your name is a Radiohead allusion, and I claim my 5.

  189. try other search enginges for these by aeoo · · Score: 1

    I tried these "wacky" queries on alltheweb and didn't get any wackiness there. However, I did get a bunch of results that seem to indicate that there is really no such thing as "speaker bracelet" or "candle truck". Still, there are many pages that contain both words of these pairs, so why wouldn't Google return them?

    Page rank should only rank pages and not actually remove any pages. Assuming that Google is innocent, I'd say there is a bug in page ranking algorithm they use.

    Maybe this is a bug in "offensive" filter? "Offensive" filter does remove results, right?

    And now I am wondering if Google runs some secret filters to remove "trash" results (something that may cause me to stop using Google if that's true). Page ranking is one thing, but secret and totally opaque filtering process is another.

    1. Re:try other search enginges for these by mlk · · Score: 1

      there is really no such thing as "speaker bracelet" or "candle truck".

      GoogleWhacking is a "game" (for want of a better word) where you take two random words and try to get one, and only one result on Googe.

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  190. Jesus Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a fucking life would you.

  191. Re:Google Whackiness - Blog Spam by mesocyclone · · Score: 1

    One way they are doing this is by posting "link spam" to blog comment sections. I have found a bunch of these on my blog recently.

    They find a blog that allows comments with links, and put in a meaningless comment that happens to contain a bunch of links to different sites.

    Every one I have found so far has come from non-US IP's. I put in a minor trick to fool the more simple-minded automated ones and the frequency dropped dramatically, but in one case I saw (on the logs) a spammer come in, try an automated tool, and after it failed, a couple of minutes later post manually (or with a patched automated tool).

    These people may end up destroying an important part of the blog world (and maybe Google) the same way they ruined Usenet.

    I suspect Google will catch on to this and the result will be the devaluing of blog comment links, which would be a real shame.

    Here is an example (with the links broken so I'm not helping the turkey):

    I have a blogging good web site all about [a href="http://www.cheap-phentermine-online.spam/"]P hentermine[/a] and other Discount Prescription Drugs. In addition to weight loss medications, it also offers FDA approved men's health RX products such as [a href="http://www.cheap-viagra-online.spam/"]Viagra [/a] impotence treatments and Propecia male pattern baldness medications. In addition, we carry a full range of skin care products such as Renova wrinkle / stretch mark cream, plus Vaniqa facial hair remover for women. Also in our women's health section are Birth Control Pills. For men and women who smoke, we offer Zyban. But our main [a href="http://www.cheap-online-pharmacy.spam/"]onli ne pharmacy[/a] business concerns Slimming Pills such as generic manufacture Phentermine, branded Phen products such as Adipex tablets and Ionamin time release capsules. Also other appetite suppressants such as Bontril, Didrex, Meridia and Tenuate (AKA Diethyproprion and Dospan). Finally, we also provide the fat blocker Xenical (one of the best [a href="http://www.best-diet-pills-online.spam/"]Die t Pills[/a]), a different form of obesity treatment. For support and help, we suggest you use The Obesity Organization.

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  192. By location by phorm · · Score: 1

    One thing to consider is that google does seem to sort users by location. Being in Canada, I end up at google.ca, though I'm not sure if this alters my search results so much as it likely redirects me to a local, faster server?

  193. It's a bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a bug. No, really. I talked to Google via e-mail about this a few years ago when I first noticed it, and they said they were aware of the problem and were working on fixing it.

    "Google's design premise, and one which MOST people like for MOST searches, is that it is NOT just a pattern-matcher...

    I've never heard of anyone who searched like you do. I thought the great thing about Google was how it ranked results according to relevance (which this example has shown it is not very good at: false positive search results belong at the end of the search results, if anywhere, not on the first page!.

    "Google (and really any modern search engine) try to find what you're looking for, which (more often than not) cannot be simply summed up with a few search terms.

    As an experienced search engine user, I have no problem at all formulating searches for exactly what I want.

    "If you want something less ... presumptuous (though 'helpful' is the term I'd use), "

    Bogus results that are not relevant are not "helpful": they are noise.

    1. Re:It's a bug by Xentax · · Score: 1

      "this example has shown it is not very good at"

      This is an example of a search that, for you at least, it wasn't as good as another search engine (alternatively, it wasn't good enough for you -- however you want to characterize it).

      So one bad search, and now Google isn't good at searching?

      I think you may be over-generalizing just a tad.

      As I said (and keep saying) it really REALLY depends on what exactly you're searching for, and how easily that can be translated into a search term or terms for a given engine. IMHO, Google is popular because, for most users, it is very good at finding them meaningful results with fairly basic search terms (and default options, hence the basic search page being little more than the basic input and a go button).

      Are you honestly claiming that some other engine (e.g. Altavista) has NOTHING but relevant results, and that you use Google just because it has more (but noisier) results? I find that hard to believe. Like I said, the premise I'm basing my case on is this: You're searching for a single page, or a handful of pages, relating to your search terms. I still submit that Google is generally better at doing this than the other engines out there.

      Xentax

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  194. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by crail · · Score: 1

    Maybe this guy would tell you why one might search for candle truck. Next time you're having a tailgate party... why not have a candle tailgate party!

  195. Strange results for duplicate search terms by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Duplicating search terms has an interesting result:

    candle truck
    1-1 of about 101,000

    candle candle truck truck
    1-1 of about 82,200

    candle candle candle truck truck truck
    1-1 of about 73,700

    candle candle candle candle truck truck truck truck
    1-1 of about 68,600

    Another interesting one is

    candle candle truck
    1-2 of about 89,200

  196. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our speaker bracelet overloads.

  197. The bandwidth burning dance! by scruffyMark · · Score: 1

    Then you'd get the google.com page, that would insantly redirect you to the google.ca page, that would resolve to the google.com page, that would redirect you to the google.ca page....

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  198. If programs ran like Google searched: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Code:
    for i = 1 to 10
    print i
    next

    Results (on one line): 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10,11,12,Skippy,15,20,McKinley,66

    (don't complain. The program was not returning what you asked for. It was returning what it thought you might want)

  199. conspiracy? by alexq · · Score: 1
    well, they certainly have something against candles

    candle speaker comes up with nothing at all, while candle speaker two comes up with a heckuva lot..!

  200. Impossible??? by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 1

    Whenever I hear someone say 'impossible', I can't help but translate it to 'completely-do-able-by-really-dedicated-minds' :)

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    1. Re:Impossible??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time travel within the next five years is impossible.

  201. Don't Worry by mrbob01 · · Score: 1

    Don't worry friends. Longhorn will guarantee accurate results when searching Speaker Bracelets and Candle Trucks. It will also stop other nasty search engines from giving any kind of wacky results via Step 3. -Bill

  202. pretty common by rebelcool · · Score: 1
    alot of sites spam by using meta words that have nothing to do with them and hiding them either in meta tags, or on the page with the same color as the background.

    Once i searched for my site's URL and found it in the text of one of those penis pill sites.

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  203. That would be true except that it is not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Both hits contain my phrase in the title, suggesting the phrase is important to the page content, "

    Except that "to be or not to be" is found in the title of neither of the two erroneous links.

    1. Re:That would be true except that it is not. by dsoltesz · · Score: 1

      Whoops, I should have reviewed my post a little more closely - only one of the two does contain my phrase in the title, just not spelled correctly, which is (in part) what I was defending in my original post. The other link, while it does not contain the phrase in the title, does have a URL matching the phrase (as well as the phrase contained in the body), also suggesting that the phrase is important to the page/site content. Given the tobeornottobe.com site contains the works of Shakesphere, that's probably the site I want. While I'd prefer to have hit the exact page on that site, now I can go back to Google and add site:tobeornottobe.com to find the play containing the phrase.

  204. It wasn't good because.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it wasn't good because it produced false results that did not match the search criteria.

    "So one bad search, and now Google isn't good at searching?"

    Lots of bad searches.

    "Are you honestly claiming that some other engine (e.g. Altavista) has NOTHING but relevant results, and that you use Google just because it has more (but noisier) results?"

    Yes. Altavista produces too few hits. Google produces a lot more, enough that the you can put up with the glitches. It could be even better: without the glitches. If crummy old AltaVista has a 100% accuracy rate, why not google?

    1. Re:It wasn't good because.... by Xentax · · Score: 1

      Except Google's results DID contain the search terms -- it's just that some of them weren't the literal search phrase. I would think the advanced options include a way to specify you want only the 'exact' terms, but I haven't ever felt the need so I can't say for sure. Have you checked the advanced search page?

      The difference seems to be what Google considers a match vs. what AltaVista does (with the default options for both, of course).

      Xentax

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  205. Re:Very bizarre results by Khakionion · · Score: 1

    "frost pist" - 45, "frosty piss" - 21.

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  206. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by Shiifty · · Score: 1
    First there is a problem with Mozilla and the site, if you read the front page it suggests a way of fixing it. Apparently some style sheets don't work properly with Mozilla and I haven't had time to figure out why, its a known bug. I should have figured most Slashdot users would be using Mozilla :p

    And yes, the query failed because of the search limit being reached. My counter was a little behind in automatically tripping the script to say 'limit reached' instead of 'query failed'. This is because I'm not entirely sure when Google resets the query limit to 0 again.

    Usage has been steadily increasing so I should ask Google for an increase in my daily limit, in their FAQ they said they may do this for certain situations. The limiter is getting hit more often, especially when the link is posted to a popular website. You can always get your own Google key, it will work then!

  207. Alltheweb sounds horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " As yerricde said [slashdot.org], this is an optional feature that can be turned off in the preferences.

    So Alltheweb will mangle your search criteria far worse than the Google problem unless you change the settings? The default should be "it works", and it should only garble the phrase if you CHOOSE to set the preferences.

    1. Re:Alltheweb sounds horrible by danila · · Score: 1

      You know, the default should be "what works for most users and doesn't terribly inconvenience all others". This feature works great and you can easily disable it or use non-phrase search for any specific query by clicking on the provided link. No reason to disable it.

      I don't understand why people think that OR searches are somehow inherently better than AND searches. Come on, there is no reason to prefer one over the other, except for the tradition. If AllTheWeb decides to use AND (in a smart way, only for certain phrases) and it makes the search experience better, why not???

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  208. the bug by alexq · · Score: 1

    really, doesn't it sound like there's just some bug where that sometimes, when there are sponsored results, it doesn't return the normal results? some hokey null termination issue, or other weird code problem. it doesn't seem all that unlikely a kind of bug.

  209. What a concept by scottennis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow. This Google thing sounds really cool. Wish we would've had it back during the war.

    (BTW--what's an internet?)

  210. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  211. DUH by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

    Google is simply discouraging idiotic searches.

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  212. Damping Factor by GoneGaryT · · Score: 1
    This is something I've never been able to understand, how peopel figure that the 1 metre cable between the outlet and the amp makes any difference as opposed to the thousands of kilometres of normal wire used to get the power to the house.

    Apologies, wildly offtopic but...

    Damping factor, IIRC my audio days, is the ratio of the output impedance of a power amplifier to the impedance of the load. It matters that this is high to give the amp maximum control over the cone and dampen any inertial overshoot.

    Of course, the load that counts is the speaker itself, so "output impedance of power amplifier" has to include not only the impedance to the output terminals but that of the cable too. Nominal df values of 1:1000 at the output terminals (fabulous) drop to 1:10 or typically 1:3 (grim) with a grotty bit of mains cable.

    Enough secrets of the audio vault, I'm off to Google 'damping factor'.

    1. Re:Damping Factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you have won the... Geek of the Day prize! :)

    2. Re:Damping Factor by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Right, but that is on teh speaker terminals, the connections from the amp to teh speakers, not the power cord. Besides, as I noted, the power is going through MILES of copper and aluminium cable, and numberous tranforemes. Provided your connection to the amp is of equal quality (ie normal IEC cord) I fail to see how it makes a different.

  213. OTOH by wonton_mein · · Score: 1

    OTOH, according to this search, "getting laid" seems to be a very popular topic at Slashdot.

  214. Unhelpful FAQs by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hate it when a FAQ about X (in this case, GoogleWhack) fails to answer the basic question, What is X?

    So, that said -- what the heck is GoogleWhack?

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    1. Re:Unhelpful FAQs by psychosystem · · Score: 1

      Googlewhack is when you type in two saerch terms in google, and the result is 1 hit (displaying 1-1 of 1 results). Once the googlewhack is reported to the googlewhack website, the googlewhack will no longer exist, as the results for those specific search terms will henceforth contain not only the original googlewhack, but the resulting googlewhack report reported to the googlewhack tracker. This allows ones googlewhack to be recorded as their own, as no one can googlewhack their original googlewhack once it's been googlewhacked.

      Whew... :)

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  215. Try the same search with different proxy servers by shrugwhaa · · Score: 0

    Someone should take the time to do an in depth
    analysis.

    Perform the same set of searches using proxy servers
    from each country.

    Mondo bizzarro so far for me.

  216. Results did not contain search terms. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Except Google's results DID contain the search terms -- it's just that some of them weren't the literal search phrase"

    2 of the 10 results did not contain the search terms. Search terms = literal search phrase.

    Google's great; I rarely use AltaVista. But it could be better if the results were accurate. I'm tired of going through the results when I search on the exact text of a computer error and coming across results that don't have the error phrase I was looking for.

    Also, when it comes to one or two word searches, Google is 100% accurate. It is just the sentences that make it stumble.

    If the government counted votes the way Google did phrase searching, Pat Buchanan would be president now.

  217. Announcing "Speaker Bracelet" V1.0 by refactored · · Score: 1
    The new speaker bracelet is a radio receiver that slips acupuncture needles into the nerves of your wrist.

    Your fingers then begin to vibrate in response to the electrical impulses.

    If you then stick your finger in your ear, you can hear the local sports news.

    Cool Hey!?

    Send orders to me, and as a special marketing offer, our special Brooklyn Bridge salesmen will give you personal attention.

  218. Reversing the order of words by Z-MaxX · · Score: 1

    Reversing the order can affect searches too: motorcycle candles vs. candles motorcycle.
    This is by design. See the excellent book Google Hacks: 100 Industrial-Strength Tips and Tricks. It explains many of the quirks of Google, such as word ordering, and how repeating a word can change the search results. This book also has information on programming with the Google XML API. (Unfortunately, the use of the API feels pretty restricted, requiring registration with Google and there is a limit on the number of searches per day you can execute.)

    Did you know about 'phonebook:'? I didn't, until I read this book. It's an undocumented Google feature. Try it: "google for phonebook:hillary clinton ny"

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  219. site: limiter is broken too by dagooncrn · · Score: 1

    searching for "site:www.google.com google" returns http://www.adobe.com/motion/main.html as 3rd link. It's not in www.google.com and it doesn't contain the word "google" in it. My self-confidence dropped by 50%. What can I believe in if even the google is broken?

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  220. More google bugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " believe what Google is actually searching for is "to be" OR "not to be","

    According to their search tips, the proper syntax for what you describe is

    "to be" OR "not to be"

    A search for this produces a result page where 3 of the 10 do not contain the phrase "to be" or the phrase "not to be". Even if you follow their instructions, you still get a rather high percentage of bogus returns.

  221. I've got the number... by technopinion · · Score: 1

    It says I've searched 3,307,998,701 times... oh, wait... never mind.

  222. Correction by H.G.+Pennypacker · · Score: 1

    Half of the population is dumber than the median. It is unknown how many people are dumber than average.

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    1. Re:Correction by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      If we have 1 really really really smart person with an IQ of say, a google (thats a 1 followed by 100 0's, not the website), that would make everyone else on the planet below the average IQ. (However that 1 person would pretend to be stupid so people dont follow him arround asking him questions)

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    2. Re:Correction by ecchi_0 · · Score: 1

      The number is a "googol". "Google" is the name of the search engine.

  223. MESSAGE RECEIVED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ze message has been received comrades. We will depart immediately on our "candle motorcycles" to meet up with the "candle truck". Our "speaker bracelets" are synchronized. The "yoyo jam" has been prepared according to your instructions. We wish you an "explosive christmas" on your mission. The infadels will never decipher our "volunteer glyceraldehyde".

  224. What's wacky with Slashdot? by Kevin+DeGraaf · · Score: 1

    There are always going to be oddities with any big online service

    Hmm, like Slashdot?

    This is not a troll or an offtopic post; I've noticed a wacky problem in Slashdot's "Slash" code for some time now (since the last major code rev, I think). Before that rev, the threshold-modifier select box used to work properly. Now, it seems to be miscalculating the number of posts in a given thread at each threshold level, e.g.:

    -1: 49 comments
    0: 49 comments
    1: 49 comments
    2: 49 comments
    3: 49 comments
    4: 42 comments
    5: 34 comments

    I find it very hard to believe that there are the same number of comments at levels -1 to 3 inclusive. Any Slash hackers care to comment?

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  225. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by the_quark · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, I recently was looking for the NATO phonetic alphabet and Googled for "hotel lima golf" as the first three things that popped into my head.

    Unfortunately, what came back was a bunch of pages advertising hotels with golf courses in Lima, Peru. So that technique doesn't work all the time. :)

  226. semantic search engine? by cesc · · Score: 1
    Maybe google is experimenting with some kind of semantic restriction in the results in order to improve the quality of the search. This would explain why all the anomalies reported are made of uncorrelated words.

    Also,


    The text is vaguely reminiscent of actual gramatical English. Here's one sentence:

    And With Unknown virtual gifts Already baby food coupons to Information Installed The 2000, with Himself, to other tips, tricks, and tweaks The Issue De Processes services.exe.


    This could explain the reason why they have deployed the new sematic feature now, maybe a bit too early, due to the preassure of this new wave of spammers. (i had also noticed very successfully ranked spam pages recently)

    Google could be using a "simple" pseudo-semantic algorithm to block this sort of random pseudo-english spam. Measuring the probability that words happen at distance X after/before other words in "real english" google could hope to discover that the probability of having the sequence "virtual gifts Already baby" is zero in human communication.

    To summarize my conspiracy theory: google is computing the entropy of the results and discarding the too-much-entropy-to-be-human-language ones.

    Maybe is just wishful thinking. But it also can explain why the order matters in the search. Imagine you search for two common words that have a specific meaning when put together in a specific order. Well, google seems to realize that. For example search for "cell white" returns a white house press release on stem cells but "white cell" returns relevant results on medicine.

    Sorry I can't remember a good example of semanticaly relevant search. That would be two words that are very common but when put in the same sentence (but not next to each other to make it more challenging) would define a very specific topic. I've had this problem several times: google returning irrelevant results and not knowing how to narrow my search beacause all the words are so common. I wish i could remember one to check if google results have improved...

    OTH if my entropy-based google filter theory is correct maybe i should consider going to the business of selling tools to spammers :)

    1. Re:semantic search engine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google could hope to discover that the probability of having the sequence "virtual gifts Already baby" is zero in human communication.

      Geek at online bday party: We've had enough virtual gifts allready baby.

  227. Cause of wackiness. by rpj1288 · · Score: 1

    I think part of why changing the order of the words affects it is because Google doesn't search like other engines do. Other engines look for keywords only. Google looks for key words in certain combinations and sites that have a lot of links that match it's terms.

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  228. Go and play outside by dunng808 · · Score: 1

    I am sure Google has better things to use bandwidth on than being /.ed by a bunch of bored geeks. Go pound on someone else's servers; set my google free.

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  229. IPO? by LS · · Score: 1

    Sometimes you can tell that a person is about to say something interesting before they say it by cues in their facial expression. Perhaps these fuckups are cues that Google will IPO soon, and they are already out spending their checks. Once Google is beholden to fuckhead short-term thinking stockholders, kiss your high-quality "evil" hating google team goodbye.

    LS

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  230. popular == good? by dekashizl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lots of things are "popular" that most of the people here wouldn't consider good. Think about MS Windows. Boy bands. Country music. McDonalds (ok, so they have wireless salads now...).

    You didn't even make a single claim as to why you think Google is good. You didn't respond to the poster at all, other than by pointing out how Google IS popular and SHOULD BE even more popular. Wow that makes me want to go out and google so I can be part of the in crowd.

    How does this possibly get +4 Insightful? What is the insight???

  231. Altavista is accurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but since when is a search engine accurate

    Altavista has no problem with accuracy. It returns search results that match 100% what the user asked for.

    Google has a problem with this. Go ahead and search on "to be or not to be" (use the quotes!). On this phrase search, 2 of the 10 first results are bogus: non-matches (do not contain "to be or not to be").

  232. hmmm.... by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

    Theroreticly couldnt someone destroy googlewhacking forever just by making two websites that list every english word in existance on one page?

    anyway I found (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,googlewhacker) gives only one resault, but they wont accept supercalifragilisticexpialidocious :(

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  233. Found this without trying... by Remik · · Score: 1

    I didn't think I'd ever run into this problem, but then a random conversation tonight led me to search for 'ods bodkins hammer and tongs'.

    It also appears the E-bay has 'Discount Tongs' according to the ad on the right.

    -R

  234. I'd be very surprised... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... if in a company like google there aren't plenty of people that read slashdot.

  235. Yahoo Dropping Google.. ? by Syncalot · · Score: 1

    I wonder if all this strangeness could be that yahoo will be dropping google listings soon so they are cleaning up their database.. who knows.. they also just bought a new company that specializes in search engine tech.. not that would effect anything yet.

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  236. stone dog quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    returns 0 hits.

    dog stone quote 1 -1 of 112,000

    face it, google is broken. At some point they will explain what happened or it will get fixed.

    Anyone checked the google labs site and seen if they are doing something odd?

  237. Plurals also by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I notice that some sites will rank totally different if you switch from singular to plural and visa versa.

  238. Foreign Googles and the site:. limiter by nghtchld · · Score: 1

    The Australian google site (www.google.com.au) suffers from the same googlewhacks. However if you limit the search with the site:.au or Australia only search you get;

    Searched the web for candle truck site:.au.
    Results 1 - 50 of about 1,060. Search took 0.29 seconds

    The same is true for adding the limit and searching from www.google.com (except it is even faster at 0.18 seconds :)

  239. my socks smell so fresh and clean today by willoc · · Score: 0

    yummy

  240. Google and Verisign Site Finder... by douglask · · Score: 1

    Could it be that Verisign's Site Finder service is giving problems to the Google search engine?

    Here's How:
    Google indexes a page with a link to a non existant domain that expired last month. SiteFinder redirects the google spider to another, unrelated page. It gets indexed as being related to the initial page. The end result is the google index gets very messed up.

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  241. Re:Candle Truck? Speaker bracelet?!?! by I.+M.+Bur · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, if you actually searched for nato phonetic alphabet, the first link is exactly what you wanted. Strange, isn't it? ;)

  242. Yeah, I'm trolling, but I don't care by fizbin · · Score: 1

    See, I know you read my post because you were able to find the "reply" underneath it.

    I also know that my post explicitly mentioned that one of the queries looked like a US phone number.

    Look, I live in the US. I know what US phone numbers look like. What I asked was: "So why do searches that might fit US telephone conventions not trigger calculator?" Telling me that the second query looks somewhat like a US phone number, while true, is about as relevant as replying to remind me that I am posting in English.

    It's not as though my post were long. It's not as though I obscured the font of the question making it harder to read.

    And yet, this reply was not the only one that stated this (at least two other replies say essentially the same thing). So tell me, what am I missing in basic written communication that causes this misunderstanding? What causes this misunderstanding?

    Note that this is my question: "what causes this misunderstanding?" I just want that to be clear.

  243. Still not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "does have a URL matching the phrase (as well as the phrase contained in the body),"

    Read more closely. The site does not contain "to be or not to be" at all.

    "Given the tobeornottobe.com site contains the works of Shakesphere, that's probably the site I want. "

    Except that it was not what I wanted or asked for on the search.

    1. Re:Still not true by dsoltesz · · Score: 1
      Nope. Lower right-hand corner of the page - tobeornottobe.com contains the phrase I searched for, sans whitespace: valid hit. I would be happier with a link to the page from Hamlet in the first ten links (perhaps as a "sublink" to the main site) because if I'm searching for a quote or stanza, I would want to be directed to the source. I am disappointed the Hamlet page containing the phrase in question doesn't rank even in the top 30, however, popularity and URL seem to be the overriding factors, as are title and meta tags in general.

      Unfortunately, keyword spamming has made the job of the search engine more challenging, and getting meaningful results from searches more difficult for users.

  244. Re:My results for "candle truck" (completely genui by jmccay · · Score: 1

    I will start by saying that I do not know how Google gets its results, but I have an idea on how this could happen. If the search engine first finds all the results of the first word, and next the search engine finds all the pages that contain the second word within the first results. You will get different results if you reverse the words using this method. On the other hand, if you find all the results from both words then find the interesection of the two results, you should get the same results--otherwise the search engine is messed up.

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  245. other oddities by Quoth_The_Raven · · Score: 1

    Another funny search term... try "Google -Google" without quotes. Proof positive that, as my friend says, you can't take the google out of google.

    1. Re:other oddities by Quoth_The_Raven · · Score: 1

      Oops. They fixed that one, but "GOOGLE -GOOGLE" still works. Another is "LaTeX -latex".
      <EOT>

  246. Not what was asked for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " tobeornottobe.com contains the phrase I searched for, sans whitespace: valid hit."

    I asked for it with whitespace specified. Returns that mangle the phrase I wanted are erroneous.

    Besides, the way it handles this is quite inconsistent. I looked for "free cheese" and freecheese. None of the results for "Free cheese" had the word freecheese.

    Interestingly enough, three of the 10 returns on "free cheese" did not contain that phrase.

    "because if I'm searching for a quote or stanza, I would want to be directed to the source."

    Yet, I was not looking for such a "source". If I had been, I would have specified the search differently.

    "and getting meaningful results from searches more difficult for users."

    However, making sure that the results contain the phrase asked for is not rocket science.

    1. Re:Not what was asked for by dsoltesz · · Score: 1

      Try a search more likely to actually return hits with and without the whitespace, such as "free ware". Maybe Google should treat whitespace, capitalization, and punctuation precisely, but I suspect if it did, the results wouldn't be as good.

  247. you forgot the magic by Magic+Thread · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    goddamn bitches forgettin' the motherfuckin' magic an' shit