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  1. Re:Remember: on Arizona Attempts To Make Trolling Illegal · · Score: 1

    I don't think TSA can arrest you. Detain you, yes. Cops or FBI make the arrest, right?

  2. Re:First Illegal Troll on Arizona Attempts To Make Trolling Illegal · · Score: 1

    I used to think that Florida was the most f'd-up state in the union. I think I have to reassign that position to Arizona.

  3. Re:This IS NOT NEWS FOR NERDS on NBC Apologizes For Editing Zimmerman 911 Call · · Score: 1

    ...and scaring simpletons who think they must be D&D satan worshippers.

    Nowadays we say "scaring simpletons who think they must be Harry Potter demon worshippers.

  4. Re:Bad summary: the airline, not the government on Damaged US Passport Chip Strands Travelers · · Score: 1

    I think our public schools will do fine without the Department of Education, considering that every state already has its own Department of Education.

    Fine everywhere, except Texas.

  5. Re:Logic on HP CEO Says Google-Motorola Deal Could Close-Source Android · · Score: 1

    Yeah. A day without Meg Whitman is...uh...a pretty good start.

  6. Re:Heart rate on Why People Don't Live Past 114 · · Score: 1

    Wait, we've had it wrong all along! Past 106, your heart just runs in REVERSE!

  7. Re:A few words for the man on Robert Boisjoly Dies At 73, the Engineer Who Tried To Stop the Challenger Launch · · Score: 1

    Thanks for that description.

    Now I imagine that man in the "management review" before the launch, incredibly frustrated because the facts didn't seem to be getting the proper respect. That must have hurt a lot.

  8. Re:Concentrated right? on MIT Envisions DIY Solar Cells Made From Grass Clippings · · Score: 1

    Well, if there were a spark, you would probably get a bang.

  9. Re:Who says on Trials and Errors: Why Science Is Failing Us · · Score: 1

    We can make cars fly.

    It is the LANDING that is difficult.

  10. Re:Who's the moron? on Mitt Romney, Robotics, and the Uncanny Valley · · Score: 1

    "Clinton was by far one of the best presidents we've ever had."
    Yes, but he also repealed Glass-Steagal, thus laying the foundation for "too big to fail banks". Thus, he laid a big-ass timebomb for us. We are still dealing with the results of its explosion.

  11. Re:Immature and Vulgar on Police Investigate Offensive Wi-Fi Network Name · · Score: 1

    "...nothing different from the average conversation on XBox Live."

    How does that compare with the comments on Yahoo "news" stories?

  12. Re:SSID on Police Investigate Offensive Wi-Fi Network Name · · Score: 1

    That's "write". Now write "write" a hundred times!

  13. Re:SSID on Police Investigate Offensive Wi-Fi Network Name · · Score: 1

    SSID: IncredibleHulk

  14. Re:Handwringers & luddites on Mutant Flu Researchers Declare a Time Out · · Score: 0

    Right. They should stick to weaponizing the flu. That's much safer.

  15. Re:Faulty Reasoning on Does Outsourcing Programming Really Save Money? · · Score: 1
  16. I'm not an actual embassy... on US Launches Virtual Embassy For Iran · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but I play one on the web.

  17. Re:Ron Paul... on Ron Paul Suggests Axing 5 U.S. Federal Departments (and Budgets) · · Score: 1
    No, it would be for environmental observation, see?
    • If Ron Paul's "package" is wet, then it is raining.
    • If Ron Paul's "package" is swinging side to side, then it is windy.
    • If Ron Paul's "package" is bouncing up and down, then there is an earthquake.
    • If Ron Paul's "package" and Ron Paul are missing, then there is a hurricane or tornado.

    It is crude in multiple contexts, but it could work!

  18. Re:So now we're down to catching the nutcases on Man Charged in Model Airplane Plot To Bomb Pentagon · · Score: 1

    You forgot to add the caveat "I'm just saying".

  19. Re:Apple on German Court Upholds Ban On Samsung Galaxy Tab · · Score: 5, Funny

    The judge probably had the decision written on an iPad.

    "I find in favor of Sam^H^H^H...what...uh...oh, here it is: Apple! I could have sworn I wrote something different, earlier."

  20. Re:Come on.... on Review: Cowboys & Aliens · · Score: 1
  21. Re:my evil(?) twin on Facial Recognition Gone Wrong · · Score: 1

    Those Bud fans all look alike to me.

  22. Re:You know what would have been cool? on Attachmate Does the Right Thing For Mono · · Score: 1

    "...it would have been as disruptive for Microsoft and Apple as if a little enemy state were to hit the US with a high altitude EMP on a weekday."

    Interesting....analogy...I guess.

  23. Re:Would work at face value on Can Computers Be Used To Optimize the US Tax Code? · · Score: 1

    Slashdot crowd gets refund.

  24. Re:Not quite as well - still not a problem on Global Warming To Hinder Wi-Fi Signals, Claims UK Gov't · · Score: 1

    "It's almost as if the article is purely a troll..."

    But, but, that could NEVER happen here!

  25. Be careful... on Who Owns Your Social Identity? · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you could lose a gem like this one.