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Mitt Romney, Robotics, and the Uncanny Valley

Hugh Pickens writes "Brian Fung writes in the Atlantic that one of Romney's electoral problems is that he occupies a kind of uncanny valley for politicians, inexplicably turning voters off despite looking like the textbook image of an American president. Just as people who interact with lifelike robots often develop a strange feeling due to something they can't quite name, something about Romney leaves voters unsettled. As with the robotic version of the uncanny valley, the closer Romney gets to becoming real to a voter, the more his likeability declines. 'The effect is almost involuntary, considering the substantial advantages Romney enjoys from appearance alone,' writes Fung. 'But in person, his polished persona gives way to what appears a surprisingly forced and inauthentic character.' Political commentator Dana Milbanks adds that although Romney is confident and competent, in casual moments his weirdness comes through — equal parts 'Leave It to Beaver' corniness and social awkwardness. 'Romney's task now is to work his way out of the uncanny valley toward a more compelling style of humanity,' concludes Fung. 'But every day he lingers in it, the hill grows steeper.'"

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  1. You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Cornwallis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Geez, one of the worst of the Washington Post shill-meisters. And it is Milbank, not Milbanks who has said "that the whole campaign-trail reporting gig is a complete waste of time and borderline fraudulent". How is this /. material?

    1. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Svippy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How is this /. material?

      Because it has 'robotics' and 'Uncanny Valley' in its word cloud. Now you know how to get to front page of Slashdot.

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    2. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because Mitt Romney is the most advanced humanoid robot we have yet designed. The fact that it has made it this far in politics is absolutely stunning, even if it fails the Turing test every once in a while.

    3. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Even if both are apparently used with a completely new meaning?

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    4. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      The creepiness factor is huge, and the buzzwords seemed to do it.

      And the who-cares quotient is large enough to cause vehement backlash to Pickens, who's become Slim, rather than Hugh.

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    5. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by FriendlyLurker · · Score: 1

      Well... that, and a small army of bot accounts to vote your story up the firehose...

    6. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by durrr · · Score: 5, Funny

      you mean Mitt Romney is not a robot?

    7. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

      Lexicology matters not... /. has only just now seen the whites of the Rep. nominee's eyes, and this is the first shot of an unrelenting 10-month assault.

    8. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by ideonexus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I did find the article interesting when it appeared in The Atlantic, but after some thoughtfulness I realize it's very unfair to argue that a human being falls into the Uncanny Valley, and that this article is really just a stretch to find some shred of fresh insight in a Presidential Primary that has dragged on forever through too many debates with a mainstream media that can't look away while viewers are completely over it (sorry for the run-on sentence). Things that fall into the UV are supposed to be "creepy," and Romney isn't creepy, he's just out of touch and it's fair to compare him to the Al Gore of the 2000 election in that respect.

      That being said, Republicans seem to be split into the "angry" and "policy" factions. Newt Gingrich is in many ways more liberal than Romney, but Red-Meat-Limbaugh-Coulter conservatives love him because of his in-your-face debate style. He appeals to that anger Fox News and 24-hour conservative AM radio has firmly rooted in so many Americans. That's why I find it hilarious that Limbaugh and Coulter are arguing against him, as it was their rhetorical style that has made his candidacy possible.

      I hope Romney wins this so America can have a constructive debate over economic equality. He'll bring attention to the fact that capital gains are only taxed at 15% compared to labor-income being taxed at 30%, and that the reason it's so low is because he personally lobbied against making it more equitable in the 1980s. Evangelical Christians will have to rethink their tax-deductible church donations in the context of Romney's $3 million yearly donations to the Mormon Church. He'll bring attention to the fact that companies like his keep their money in tax shelters overseas and that his consulting firm bankrupted many of the companies they claim to have saved when they had to pay the consulting feeds. He's not creepy, but he is out of touch with what life is like for 99% of voters ("I'll bet you $10,000."), and he'll put a face on the faceless economic issues we need to address in these United States.

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    9. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The creepiness factor is huge

      IMO every one of the Republican nominees are pretty damned creepy, especially Gingrinch (apologies to Tom Tomorrow).

      I think the "uncanny valley" characteristic here is pretty damned far fetched. If Romney looks creepy, what makes Obama look any less creepy? Or any holywood movie star, for that matter?

      I just saw today that Romney's superpac is mostly made up of Wall Street investors. Maybe someone should Occupy him?

      At any rate, we have no good choices. I'll probably vote Green or Libbie anyway, just because I find it incredibly stupid to vote for anyone who wants to put you, some of your friends, or members of your family in prison. You may not smoke pot, but someone you love does. And we're spending billions we can't afford arresting, trying, and imprisoning THOSE YOU LOVE. How rational is that?

    10. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by datavirtue · · Score: 4, Interesting
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    11. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      You don't get it, Romney *is* a robot. A Mormon banker robot.

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    12. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by LastGunslinger · · Score: 1

      He's Al Gore 2.0.

    13. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 1

      How is this /. material?

      Because it has 'robotics' and 'Uncanny Valley' in its word cloud. Now you know how to get to front page of Slashdot.

      No, because it's science fiction. Romney is going to be a god one day and rule over a celestial kingdom of planets far, far away with lots and lots of wives, the nerd dream.

    14. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by JWW · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, all of you welcoming our robot overlords now have a candidate you can believe in!!

    15. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by azalin · · Score: 1

      Welcome our new robotic overlord

    16. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by dpilot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Someone was outside my office yesterday making the same gripe about pot laws, so for even more fun I drew another line for him supporting his argument.

      Have you ever considered the link between our pot laws and illegal immigration?

      Our drug policy is based on interdiction - stopping the supply. Drugs also follow the law of supply and demand. If we reduce the supply and the demand stays constant, the price rises. This has been happening. The net is that drug lords in Mexico and South America are very well funded. In Mexico in particular, the drug lords seem to be better funded than the authorities, so much so that large parts of the country are essentially lawless.

      This makes for a bad business climate. No business, no jobs. No jobs, go somewhere else to find them - like the US.

      Oh yeah, there's another line to be drawn between our agriculture and energy policies and the same illegal immigration. Think corn.

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    17. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Because it has 'robotics' and 'Uncanny Valley' in its word cloud. Now you know how to get to front page of Slashdot.

      For the sake of balance someone should make a Lego Newt Gingrich and upload it to Cuusoo to guarantee him a frontpage post too.

    18. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Mitt Romney invented Web 2.0??

    19. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by 3arwax · · Score: 1

      I thought that was Perry.

    20. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Caratted · · Score: 1

      Jesus man, pot doesn't need a conspiracy theory. You're saying that pot laws drive illegal immegration purposefully? To what end?

      There are a number of reasons US government and corporations do not want hemp legally grown within its borders. Hemp is a viable alternative to a huge number of industries which are essentially monopolized insofar as production within US borders is concerned. Paper, ropes, clothing - a huge number of these items could be manufactured inside the US at comparable costs with regards to what it costs to import any number of those items - but that would mean startups and small businesses and for the love of the pre-gen-X crowd, keep the tree hugging hippies out of my profits.

    21. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perry was a rebranding of the Bush 3.0 robot, but the code rewrite for Bush 2.0 introduced several bugs in the language synthesizer module that still weren't fixed in the Bush 3.0 version.

      As the Bush 2.0 model once said, "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

    22. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by one+cup+of+coffee · · Score: 1

      "Well... that, and a small army of bot accounts to vote your story up the firehose..." ...Wait, so are you saying Romney is a robotic overlord?

      I for one plan to take a stand against this !!

    23. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by one+cup+of+coffee · · Score: 2

      "Jesus man, pot doesn't need a conspiracy theory. You're saying that pot laws drive illegal immegration purposefully? To what end?"

      Never ascribe to conspiracy what can adequately be explained by stupidity.

      -A slight rewording of Hanlon's razor.

    24. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      I think the "uncanny valley" characteristic here is pretty damned far fetched. If Romney looks creepy, what makes Obama look any less creepy? Or any holywood movie star, for that matter?

      The difference is that Romney's behavior and demeanor seem slightly-off in a not-quite-normal-human-behavior sort of way. Thus, the uncanny valley. It is similar to what we would expect from a person, but it isn't quite right.

      So basically, the difference is he is a less-convincing actor than Obama and anyone else in Hollywood. It throws us off, and therefore he appears creepy.

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    25. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by dpilot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not conspiracy, just unintended consequences.

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    26. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      I hope Romney wins this so America can have a constructive debate over economic equality.

      Not if Romney has any say in the matter:

      "You know, I think it's about envy. I think it's about class warfare,"

      "It's fine to talk about those things in quiet rooms and discussions about tax policy and the like."

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    27. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you work with robots?

    28. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but it BELONGS on /. because, just like Romney, slashdot has sold out - and anyone with half a brain (sadly still frequenting this site) can identify with the persona of someone having low likability and a "robotic" personality - or they will at least like robots - so lets welcome this slashvertisement - come on people, we can all identify!

      No but seriously, we all hate Romney because he is fake, he's a bilderberger, he has no soul, and he makes me buy into the truther paranoia. Vote Ron Paul 2012.

    29. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're saying that pot laws drive illegal immegration purposefully? To what end?

      Let's see...

      Providing an easily exploitable pool of cheap laborers for construction and agriculture interests?

      Providing an excuse for further militarization of law enforcement?

      Illegal immigrants might make a good scapegoat to deflect blame for rising unemployment and falling wages away from the rich fuckers who are really responsible?

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    30. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the hatred for Mittens don't have a damned thing to do with the uncanny valley, its the fact that frankly you wouldn't trust the man to sell you a 76 nova because his very pores scream "Sellout!" and he has opened his mouth enough times when he thought folks weren't paying attention like his "More homes need to be foreclosed, it'll be good for the banks" or his little smarmy "I'm unemployed too" horseshit that makes people not stand him. I bet Obama is smiling like he won the lotto, because he's a shoe in despite being right up there with Dubya on the shitty POTUS list thanks to Mittens shifty smarmy bullshit making Obama look like the better choice.

      Personally I'm gonna vote green across the board, because if the choice is Mittens or Nobama at least i won't have wasted a vote on a shill. Calling that a choice is like saying that going with either a knee in the nuts or a punch in the nuts is a choice, in either case you've got your balls broken and are in a perfect position for them to help themselves to your wallet.

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    31. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by khipu · · Score: 1

      IMO every one of the Republican nominees are pretty damned creepy

      Unfortunately, Obama turned out to be pretty creepy as well (disclaimer: I voted for him last time around). Unfortunately, he has been a disaster for civil liberties,

    32. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You act as if capital gains taxes are INSTEAD of the 30% or whatever. But they are ON TOP OF. Government's already taken income tax out of my money when I then go and consider taking some of it and investing it instead of spending or hoarding it. Then capital gains taxes takes even more of my money. It's a SECOND tax. And it's a tax that discourages investment. Let's discourage investment even more than it already is. That'll really improve the economy.

    33. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Somehow your comment reminds me of this comment.

      You basically took one conspiracy, said it was false, and spouted another conspiracy theory.

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    34. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I did find the article interesting when it appeared in The Atlantic, but after some thoughtfulness I realize it's very unfair to argue that a human being falls into the Uncanny Valley...

      Michael Jackson? Heidi Montag? Jocelyn Wildensteen? I keep claiming the reason the uncanny valley is going to disappear is that robots are marching this way across it, and humans are marching that way to meet them.

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    35. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculous. In fact, I bet you he'd punch Stephen Harper to prove he's not a robot!

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    36. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      and this is the first shot of an unrelenting 10-month assault.

      Yeah, because Slashdot's coverage of the upcoming presidential circus is *really* going to affect the outcome of the general election. /rolls eyes

      Besides, it's been pretty clear for months that either Romney is going to get the nomination, or the Republican party might as well pack up their shit and go home, because *none* of those other evangelical crazies have any chance at beating Obama.

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    37. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only if you had to work for it in the first place which, after a point, you don't. It's all capital gains (or lower rates for other non-labor income) for people like Romney. They don't do a lick of work.

      Once you have enough money, you can avoid income tax by diverting it, pre-tax, into the market. But clearly you're not rich enough to have worked that out. Sorry.

    38. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by scot4875 · · Score: 2

      *cough* bullshit *cough*.

      If you wanted to complain about something like house sales and being double-dipped in that process, sure. Or complain that sales tax on top of income tax is double dipping. Or really any other case where the income you take home is "split" again in the process of spending it.

      But capital gains? You make X, you pay certain percentage of X in taxes and end up keeping Y. You invest Z amount of Y and end up making some other amount on top of Y that *has not been taxed*. Your original income, which you were taxed on, had nothing to do with this new capital gains income, other than that it allowed you to make the additional income later on. It ain't fucking double dipping no matter how you look at it.

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    39. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't MrG married to a Stepford Wife?????

    40. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      You act as if capital gains taxes are INSTEAD of the 30% or whatever. But they are ON TOP OF. Government's already taken income tax out of my money when I then go and consider taking some of it and investing it instead of spending or hoarding it. Then capital gains taxes takes even more of my money. It's a SECOND tax. And it's a tax that discourages investment.

      It's only a second tax if you pay the tax on the money you invested. You do not. You pay taxes on the gains, just as you would pay taxes on the interest if you put that money in a savings account, just as you would pay taxes on the gains if you used it to buy a house, then sold it for a profit, etc. Just be glad you're not also paying sales tax on every transaction. That would be a second tax on the money you already made....

      Hmph. Now that you mention it, charging sales tax on stock sales would effectively eliminate the day trading that has turned the stock market into a festering cesspool.... Maybe that's not such a bad idea.

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    41. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by tripleevenfall · · Score: 2

      It's an interesting occasion on which to bash evangelicals, since no candidate with even a remote chance at the Republican nomination can be described as one.

    42. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Because it has 'robotics' and 'Uncanny Valley' in its word cloud. Now you know how to get to front page of Slashdot.

      For the sake of balance someone should make a Lego Newt Gingrich and upload it to Cuusoo to guarantee him a frontpage post too.

      It will need some kind of voice synthesiser to shout insults.

    43. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      So you work with robots?

      YO dawg, I herd you like BushBots, so I put SpiderBots(tm) in your BushBot so you can be afraid while you bow down to your robotic BushBot overlord.

    44. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Whorhay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose the arguement could be made that it's double dipping if the moneys you are paying capital gains taxes on were already subjected to corprate income taxes. But that could only really apply to things like dividends that are shares of corporate profit.

      But most capital gains taxed income is likely from sales of stock and such. The price for a stock is not directly tied to the real world value of a corporations assets. In fact the stock is often more than 20 times the value of the company. So the justification that the money was already subject to corporate takes is pretty pretty thin with the exception of dividends. And that's ignoring the fiasco that is corporate taxes, where some huge companies get off not paying any (cough cough GE) while still being profitable for their shareholders.

      And the whole investing is a patriotic activity and job creating thing is just silly too. I don't invest in the market because I want to make jobs and help some mega corp. I invest because it has a higher rate of return on average than a savings account. Just like I go to work because the paycheck is more than I could hope to earn sitting at home playing games and reading entertaining books. I invest my time in a job, which helps the economy blah blah blah, so why can't all my income from that be taxed at 15%? The simple answer is because I can't afford a stable of high powered lobbyist.

    45. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by jc42 · · Score: 2

      "Jesus man, pot doesn't need a conspiracy theory. You're saying that pot laws drive illegal immegration purposefully? To what end?"

      Never ascribe to conspiracy what can adequately be explained by stupidity.

      Except that in this case, there seems to be plenty of historical evidence for a specific "conspiracy" that resulted in hemp/marijuana being included in the US's new drug laws in the 1920s. The conspiracy was driven by William Randolph Hearst, who wanted to block development of a new paper-making process that could turn hemp into very cheap paper. This would have destroyed much of the value of his extensive forestry holdings that produced pulpwood. There was already the usual objection to marijuana from the religious "moral guardian" crowd, and he effectively teamed up with them to get hemp outlawed.

      I wonder how he would have reacted to the Internet ... ;-)

      Anyway, others haven't been saying that pot was made illegal explicitly to produce illegal immigration, etc. The claim is that such laws have effects that were quite well understood at the time (especially considering what happened with Prohibition), and the people pushing for the drug laws did so knowing full well what the consequences would be. This didn't matter to them, because the important thing was the moral issue of making drugs illegal. The fact that Prohibition failed simply taught them that they hadn't pushed hard enough, and that they needed to ignore all social side effects of such laws if they wanted to get their prohibitions into the laws.

      But nobody is actually claiming that the drug laws were passed to produce illegal immigration (or the drug-based criminal enterprises or ...). They're just claiming that nobody can credibly pretend to ignorance of the consequences of such laws.

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    46. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      I don't believe I spouted ANY conspiracy theory. I simply believe that the War on Drugs has its underpinnings in a particular mindset. That mindset, like many mindsets, is prone to pursue its chosen path without regard for unintended consequences. In fact many mindsets are prone to studiously avoid seeing any such consequences.

      That doesn't take a conspiracy, it just takes stubbornness and frequently Righteousness! (The capital R and "!" are attempts to make a point, not merely poor punctuation.)

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    47. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perry was a rebranding of the Bush 3.0 robot, but the code rewrite for Bush 2.0 introduced several bugs in the language synthesizer module that still weren't fixed in the Bush 3.0 version.

      In laymen's terms: oops!

    48. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by tenco · · Score: 1

      He's not a robot, just a moro^Hmon.

    49. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      were already subjected to corprate income taxes.

      But that argument's bullshit on its face. By that argument all income has been hojillion-dipped because my income paid your company's income paid your income paid walmart's income paid some old fart's income paid some geriatric ward's income paid...

      Unless, of course, you want to revisit corporate personhood and make the companies in that chain into something other than the people in the chain. Then you might have my ear. Otherwise, it's people all the way down.

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    50. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your totally right, it is completely irrational, but Ron Paul can't be lumped in with the rest, he won't send you or your loved ones to jail for a doobie, and he'll end US occupation of other countries. He does have some crappy blanket ideas, but getting him in office would be a much better step in the direction for liberty than throwing away your vote on Green. If Ron doesn't make candidacy for the GOP, I'd say go ahead and vote Lib, but if you really want to give the finger, vote Green.

    51. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I hope Romney wins this so America can have a constructive debate over economic equality. He'll bring attention to the fact that capital gains are only taxed at 15% compared to labor-income being taxed at 30%, and that the reason it's so low is because he personally lobbied against making it more equitable in the 1980s."

      And why should they be same when they are two very different things? So capital gains taxes are on investments. As with all investments, there is risk of losing your money. I do not understand this mentality that you want to take money away from people who are willing to take these risks and grow the economy (and God forbid actually see a return on their investment) and then let the gov't decide what to do with it.

      "He'll bring attention to the fact that companies like his keep their money in tax shelters overseas and that his consulting firm bankrupted many of the companies they claim to have saved when they had to pay the consulting feeds."

      You ever ask yourself why corporations do this? Maybe because the US has the highest corporation taxes in the world coupled with the highest cost of complying with regulations. And you're are wondering why the corporations have off-shore accounts and moving operations out of the US..

    52. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add "space mining" and "colonizing Mars" and the collective Slash-spooge is visible from Alpha Centauri.

    53. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine Obama thinking it would be a good idea to strap his dog to the car roof for a long drive?

      Romney is weird.

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    54. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Fark!

    55. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Linzer · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting occasion on which to bash evangelicals, since no candidate with even a remote chance at the Republican nomination can be described as one.

      Which tells you that people who most dislike evangelicals don't know much about them. It's a very common pattern, to be honest.

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    56. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0x4D69747420526F6D6E6579 for President! He has his economic plan coded, but it is being compiled now. Estimated remaining time for compilation is 424 days, 5 hours and 23 minutes. That's because the linklist is massive.

    57. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed socially awkward, I for one think it would be a great victory for socially awkward people everywhere to for once have a socially awkward president in the white house. Before you start, I don't think Bush counts. If a candidate can make it into the white house with a lack of charisma, I am more willing to trust them. It's the slick talkers I think we should worry about.

    58. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Eh, that's up for debate. Some Evangelicals claim you can't be Catholic and Evangelical, but others are okay with it. Evangelical isn't a single denomination of christianity that have a set of formally agreed upon dogma. Its more like a style of practicing the faith, with emphisis put on certain areas.

      I wouldn't say Gingrich is Evangelical, but Santorum kinda is.

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    59. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 0

      No you won't be sent away for a doobie, but maybe having the wrong color of skin would be enough. His newsletters published under his name were straight up white supremisist.

      I'd rather have the relative equality we have today, than more theoretical freedom with less enforcement of civil right violations. Unfortunatly, our history as a nation seems to prove that we need a federal government strong enough to force states to treat everyone equally under the law.

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    60. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't have enough money to pay CG tax, if you did you might actually know something about it.

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    61. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by tbannist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, but that's ignorant. If Ron Paul becomes president, he won't make pot legal, he won't put the country on the gold standard, and I'm not even sure if he will end the U.S. occupation of other countries. Why? Because just like Obama his hands will tied by the political reality that those options are not popular. He might try to do them, but he'd end up crucified and his legacy would as the most ineffectual president in U.S. history.

      If you want those things come to pass, you have to do more than vote for a name. You need to convince a lot of other Americans that they're good ideas. It takes a lot more than a leader to have a revolution.

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    62. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by tbannist · · Score: 1

      And that exactly why the entire argument is ridiculous. It's only about justifying not having to pay (as much) taxes.

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    63. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which came first, the chicken or the egg? People with investment level money don't invest just because they have the money. There has to be a reasonable level of return expected. In the US the consumer buying is around 70% of the economy. When millions are not working and many of those that are working are afraid to freely spend their money since it might happen to them too there is not enough consuming to justify investing in growing the US economy. Just giving the investor class more money doesn't improve the situation.

    64. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not that thrilled by Obama either but the thought of any of the Republican candidates in the White House just chills my blood. My vote for Obama will be strictly defensive.

    65. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I mean, it doesn't bother you that most voters oppose legalized marijuana? You think they oppose it because the cotton growers have spent billions on a campaign to villify MJ?

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    66. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually two of those things he can do - only the gold standard would not come under his executive powers. Obama's hands haven't been tied - he just doesn't have a spine. Witness him pushing for federal prosecution of medical marijuana dispensaries.

    67. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really... we said we welcome our 'robot overlords' not our 'magical underoo wearing mormon robot overlords'. Big difference. I'm not tithing 10% of my fucking RAM.

    68. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I just saw today that Romney's superpac is mostly made up of Wall Street investors. Maybe someone should Occupy him?

      Well, in keeping with your signature, I thought your last quoted sentence fed nicely into those picket signs that said "Marry me, Rick!"

      At any rate, we have no good choices.

      You mention "someone you love smokes pot." Vote Ron Paul.

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    69. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Not conspiracy, just unintended consequences.

      Exactly. I realized while thinking last night (and already posted in a separate thread this evening) that the "War on Terror" is really a "War on Consequences". (Pogo was right, except that we don't recognize that we're at war with ourselves.)

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    70. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a Romney supporter, but what I find interesting is that he seems to be a very smart, regular guy. And, I have watched him make a few recent speeches. Say what you will, if he gets the GOP nod (and, he probably will), he is going to make this one hell of a race. Everyone underestimates Romney, and that is going to turn to his advantage. Just wait and see. btw, I have spent a lot of time in Utah, on business, and although I don't agree with some Mormon positions, you won't run into a nicer bunch of people.anywhere. The clowns who make fun of the Mormon religion are also in for a surprise.

    71. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have the relative equality we have today, than more theoretical freedom with less enforcement of civil right violations.

      I'm not sure I follow. He wants to do away with vice drug laws. Through selective enforcement of these same laws, we put far more blacks than whites in prisons, even though the usage rates are about the same for blacks and whites. How can you say we have more equality today, than we would with these laws off the books? Ron Paul is a champion of civil rights, in this regard.

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    72. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      (Love your sig, have thought the same many times. :)

      It takes a lot more than a leader to have a revolution.

      Actually, I would say a leader is required and sufficient for a revolution -- the outcome depends on the quality of the leader.

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    73. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that's ignorant. If Ron Paul becomes president, he won't make pot legal, he won't put the country on the gold standard, and I'm not even sure if he will end the U.S. occupation of other countries.

      Can you point to anything that suggests he's lying about this? Day one: he signs dozens of executive orders halting unconsitutional prosecutions and orders the military home. He pardons all non-violent drug offenders in principle, and signs each individual pardon request as they filter in.

      If he survives beyond his inauguration ceremony, you're gonna see some serious shit. (Lincoln, Garfield, and Kennedy each got a few weeks to live after messing with the monetary system).

      The Federal Reserve Chairman appointment of Jim Grant would come upon Bernanke's expiration of term - there's no way to short-circuit that one.

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    74. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I follow. He wants to do away with [Federal] vice drug laws.Ron Paul is a champion of civil rights, in this regard.

      He thinks it should be left up the states to legislate against drugs.

      He's such a champion of civil rights he thinks businesses should be allow to discriminate on grounds of race.

      It's a mere cooincidence that he hangs out with Fascists in Stormfront, the Third way and the BNP.

      http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/290374/20120131/ron-paul-anonymous-neo-nazi-opblitzkrieg-antisec.htm

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    75. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      So capital gains taxes are on investments

      How dumb can you get.

      Capital gains are taxes on gains not on investments.

      I.E. they're taxes on income.

      So why the hell aren't they the same as income taxes?

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    76. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      He's not any good either -- I like being able to breathe. I can't vote for someone who wants to disband the EPA. Pollution doesn't respect state lines. The LPs are for "hands off the corporations" in other ways, all of them bad for me.

      I'll probablt vote Green unless they run a crazy like McKinney again. They don't want to jail your loved ones, either.

    77. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Actually I thought that the War on Terror was just an opportunistic power/money grab. "Something bad has happened, but WE know The Right Way! (TM) to handle situations like this."

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    78. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by tbannist · · Score: 1

      My point isn't that he's lying, it's that let's suppose that there's a sweeping Republican victory. Ron Paul wins the White House, and the Republicans have super-majorities in congress and senate. Now Ron Paul has to convince his own party to reverse direction to get much done. He'd have to write a lot of pardons, there's somewhere around 600,000 Americans in prison on drug charges. He can sign an executive order banning unconstitutional prosecutions, but frankly, that won't accomplish anything. If the people doing those unconstitutional prosecutions actually thought it was actually unconstitutional they probably wouldn't be doing it in the first place (and they probably can't be convinced that what they're doing is unethical or unconstitutional).

      Assuming he did sign all those pardons, his own party and voters would revolt against him. Pardoning drug criminals? The Republicans aren't ready for that. It defies conservative ideologies such as "once a criminal, always a criminal" and "(those) drugs are for hippies". Without the support of Congress or the Senate there is little that Ron Paul can do, and each person in Congress, in particular, cares about the outcome on their next election which is always less than 2 years away. If the popular support isn't there, they're not going to do anything. They may not openly accuse Ron Paul of being insane if he's on their side, but they're somehow end up not voting on his bills, probably because "more important" business will somehow continually appear.

      The President can't do much the change the country unless he has popular support for his ideas. And there are a lot of entrenched interests who would fight Ron Paul tooth and nail on almost every issue he advocates. The only one he's likely to win? Eliminating regulation on businesses, and the end result would be exactly the opposite of what we actually want. Which is to continue the trend of risky business with the socialisation of losses and privatisation of winnings.

      Thus my statements, you need more than just a leader to change things. Your leader needs motivated followers who are willing to fill the streets to demonstrate that they won't take "no" for an answer.

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    79. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      I find it quite annoying that the entire War on Drugs is pretty much unquestioned at a societal level.

      I'll line that right up with all of the other things about our society that disturb me. We're born and conditioned in our culture, and most fail to see the deepest cultural problems.

      By the way, I'm still having that "War on Drugs contributing to illegal immigration" discussion with the co-worker. He's accepted the logic of each step of the way, but hasn't quite internalized the whole jump, yet. Ingrained acceptance of the status quo is just that - ingrained.

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    80. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      As the other poster said, If you leave it up to the states, the already biased and racist drug laws will be even more racist. You can't have a weak federal government and consistant laws through out the country. If the drug laws are up to the states, you'll get 50 different sets of drug laws. Not zero.

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    81. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Hmm... corn production is pretty much automated (they grow tons of it here in central Illinois). About the only non-skilled labor is detassling, and they hire high school kids for that.

      There are a lot of illegals here, though -- the Excel meat packing plant in Jacksonville is repeatedly busted for hiring illegals, but the fines must be pretty puny if there are any at all, because they keep hiring the illegals.

    82. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I think the creepies thing about Romney is the things that he says, like "I like to fire people" and "I don't care about the very poor" (they were showing the jab at the poor on the TV news this morning). The rest of them also say very creepy things.

    83. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I mean, it doesn't bother you that most voters oppose legalized marijuana?

      But they don't. The percentage of Americans who want it legalized has risen from 12% in 1968 to 50% in 2011.

      They oppose it because they believe the lies spewed buy government, like this:

      Marijuana smoke contains some of the same cancer-causing compounds as tobacco, sometimes in higher concentrations. Studies show that someone who smokes five joints per week may be taking in as many cancer-causing chemicals as someone who smokes a full pack of cigarettes every day.

      They use to flat-out say that marijuana causes cancer until a study of long term users was done. Pot smokers had fewer (the difference was statistically insignifigant) cancers than non-smokers, and those who smoked both pot and tobacco had half the cancers of those who smoked only tobacco! So they weasel around with language to make it sound like pot causes cancer, when it may actually prevent cancer.

    84. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Never ascribe to stupidity what can adequately be explained by greedy self-interest.

      -mcgrew's razor

    85. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Not the link I was drawing. US agribusiness drove corn prices so low that many Mexican farmers ended up going out of business and selling their farms. Then we started on our ethanol bandwagon and corn prices started going back up. But at this point Mexico had already shed much of its domestic corn capability. More expensive food, fewer jobs, head North for work.

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    86. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      They oppose it because they believe the lies spewed buy government, like this

      No, they oppose it because they know people who were pot smokers who ended up really messed up. Meth is even worse that way.

      But they don't. [gallup.com] The percentage of Americans who want it legalized has risen from 12% in 1968 to 50% in 2011.

      Note I said voters, since those are the only ones that matter. Whenever the legalization thing comes up on ballots, it is voted down. Even in California.

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    87. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I find it quite annoying that the entire War on Drugs is pretty much unquestioned at a societal level.

      lol because drugs do bad things to people. This is something many of us have seen first-hand.

      By the way, I'm still having that "War on Drugs contributing to illegal immigration" discussion with the co-worker.

      I'd never thought of this before, but you're probably right. I wonder what the actual numbers are.

      And I strongly approve of this excellent way of messing with your co-worker's head.

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    88. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      > lol because drugs do bad things to people. This is something many of us have seen first-hand.

      Not being questioned., I've seen it, too. I'm questioning the "War on Drugs" as the proper response to drug use. There are other things we could do to curb drug use. My point is that at the very least, the War on Drugs is very expensive, has many bad side-effects, and many of those bad side-effects aren't even being counted as side-effect and therefore indicators that a better response may be called for.

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    89. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by urusan · · Score: 1

      Of course, Al Gore was version 1.0.

    90. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yeap. It would be interesting if various states started alternative programs, then we could adopt the ones that worked. Some of the things Switzerland has done are interesting.

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    91. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      He can sign an executive order banning unconstitutional prosecutions, but frankly, that won't accomplish anything. If the people doing those unconstitutional prosecutions actually thought it was actually unconstitutional they probably wouldn't be doing it in the first place (and they probably can't be convinced that what they're doing is unethical or unconstitutional)

      They don't have to be convinced - the Justice Department is part of the Executive Branch. They work for the President and the President can fire anybody who won't work for his goals. Just like Obama is prosecuting Amish for selling raw milk, selling arms to Mexican drug cartels, and raiding medical marijuana clinics - none of which has popular support - the President has wide latitude about what to pursue within the law.

      Assuming he did sign all those pardons, his own party and voters would revolt against him. Pardoning drug criminals? The Republicans aren't ready for that. It defies conservative ideologies such as "once a criminal, always a criminal" and "(those) drugs are for hippies".

      It's amazing how little principles matter to politicans. It was the Republican Congress with Bush II who passed the USAPATRIOT Act, NCLB, and Medicare Part D.

      Without the support of Congress or the Senate there is little that Ron Paul can do, and each person in Congress, in particular, cares about the outcome on their next election which is always less than 2 years away.

      Just four years ago, everybody in Washington was calling Paul a kook for even mentioning the Federal Reserve. Now Congress is auditing it and finding tens of trillions of dollars worth of problems. He's good at building coalitions. The strategy is to find issues of common agreement, and pursue those. Worry about the rest when those are solved.

      And there are a lot of entrenched interests who would fight Ron Paul tooth and nail on almost every issue he advocates.

      Absolutely. Yet we have the Tea Parties and the Occupy groups rising up in opposition.

      Which is to continue the trend of risky business with the socialisation of losses and privatisation of winnings.

      Exactly - which is why it's important to End the Fed before any of those things happen. Without an unlimited supply of money, the government will be forced into some level of austerity.

      Your leader needs motivated followers who are willing to fill the streets to demonstrate that they won't take "no" for an answer.

      Indeed.

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    92. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I agree; the Federal Government has no business regulating sales that are outside of their Constitutional purview. Yes, the states should legislate against whatever they are capable of, and they will compete for citizens. Much, much better than the US bleeding citizens. (Meant initially only "losing to emigration", but now I see that it fits with the treatment of us as well.)

      And, now that I've read your link, I will pay less attention to your posts. It attempts to character assassinate Ron Paul by watching the movements of some of his supporters. Really, you can do better.

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    93. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      You can't have a weak federal government and consistant laws through out the country. If the drug laws are up to the states, you'll get 50 different sets of drug laws.

      Exactly! And, once we eliminate the TSA, we'll again have "freedom of movement", so we can vote with our feet when our state decides to go rogue. Not all states will have the same destructive policies -- you're absolutely right. Those with less destructive policies will see more growth.

      Vote Ron Paul, and move to New Hampshire.

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    94. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Actually I thought that the War on Terror was just an opportunistic power/money grab. "Something bad has happened, but WE know The Right Way! (TM) to handle situations like this."

      I very much agree with you. It's both. Watch "Thrive" ($20 at Amazon, or free at Google).

      I had this vision the other day, that Goldman Sachs ("Vampire Squid") is a lot like the aliens in "Cowboys and Aliens": they are sucking up all our gold, and we need to fight against it with advanced technology (e.g., the communication that the Internet makes possible). Watch "Thrive".

      it shows how we go through "boom" and "bust" cycles since the last time we implemented a central banking system; and, that this system allows the bankers to scoop up property at pennies on the dollar, by loosening credit so people who earn $10K per year can purchase $2M homes; and then tightening credit, so that those homes are scooped up via foreclosure for pennies on the dollar. Rinse, repeat, and those fucking aliens own our entire country. Watch "Thrive".

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    95. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      He's not any good either -- I like being able to breathe. I can't vote for someone who wants to disband the EPA. Pollution doesn't respect state lines.

      Do you mean to say that you think if the EPA is disbanded, there will be no method of filing federal lawsuits to correct misconduct? I assert that we don't need a federal agency to impose its will on the states, in order for one state to find actors in another state at fault for damages. Or, as you assert, do we?

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    96. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      I will pay less attention to your posts.

      Ok, have fun in your little fantasy land.

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    97. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Do you mean to say that you think if the EPA is disbanded, there will be no method of filing federal lawsuits to correct misconduct?

      Do you mean that if the local police force is disbanded there's no way for the bank to sue the bank robbers? It's exactly the same thing. The EPA are the cops that enforce environmental law. If your fairy tale scenario actually worked, rivers wouldn't have been catching fire in the sixties.

      Before Nixon signed the clean air act you literally could not breathe while driving past the Monsanto plant. It didn't work then, what on earth makes you think it will work now?

      If I had Rority's timeship I'd take you to the Sauget Monsanto plant in the sixties. You would become an instant environmentalist. Things were really BAD. The EPA was and still is necessary; nay, crucial.

    98. Re:You're quoting Dana Milbanks (sic)??? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      :)

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  2. Pointless Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By far the dumbest post I've read on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Pointless Post by Enry · · Score: 2

      You haven't been here that long.

      For me, it was the article shortly after the US invasion about Afghanis retrieving their Commodore 64s out of dirt holes and watching video...it kinda went downhill from there.

      My brain isn't working right today, can someone help me out here?

    2. Re:Pointless Post by Pope · · Score: 1

      My brain isn't working right today, can someone help me out here?

      No, it sounds like JohnKatz has already infected your brain, and sadly there is no cure :(

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    3. Re:Pointless Post by Enry · · Score: 1

      I was trying to remember his name and couldn't. Considered myself lucky for a while and then you come along. Thanks, jerk! (I guess I asked for it, didn't I?)

    4. Re:Pointless Post by noh8rz2 · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're account number is so low! How did you do that? Without falling into the uncanny valley? (see, it's not off topic because it includes the UV buzzwords).

    5. Re:Pointless Post by azalin · · Score: 1

      By far the dumbest post I've read on Slashdot.

      The level of dumbness necessary to get even into to top 50 of dumbest posts on slashdot is on beyond kardashian level. I would not even dare to compile such a list. Even if it would not short circuit your brain away, you would roll up into a tight ball and hope someone could put you out of your miseries right now and forever.

    6. Re:Pointless Post by Caratted · · Score: 2

      It would make your brain explode RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

    7. Re:Pointless Post by radtea · · Score: 1

      Don't say his name! It's rumored to summon him...

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  3. Religion by Framboise · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People strongly involved in religion always let me this strange impression that they are hiding something, as unable to really disclose what they think.

    1. Re:Religion by GillyGuthrie · · Score: 2

      I had forgotten he was Mormon. Isn't that considerably weirder than your average flavor of Christianity? 99% of what I know of Mormonism is from South Park.

    2. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Eh, most Christians will try to claim their "weirder", but only because they completely ignore their own weirdness. You don't really have a strong leg to stand on to make fun of people who wear "magic underwear" when you ritually eat crackers that you pretend are the flesh of your 2000 years dead savior.

    3. Re:Religion by Truekaiser · · Score: 2

      And then you get the weird and crazy left overs like scientology.

    4. Re:Religion by jasenj1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is. And it's not really Christianity. I'll save the details, but mainstream Protestant and Catholic denominations do not recognize LDS as "Christian". It is heavily based on the same teachings, but there are some core foundational differences. To those who think Baptists, Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Jews, Muslims et al. are all worshipping pretend fantastical delusions, the differences don't really matter, but they are there.

      Mormons have "be wholesome" as a very strong teaching of what it takes to be a good Mormon. And Romney is pretty high up in the Mormon religious hierarchy. He is modeling good Mormon behavior.

      - Jasen.

    5. Re:Religion by ArcherB · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had forgotten he was Mormon. Isn't that considerably weirder than your average flavor of Christianity? 99% of what I know of Mormonism is from South Park.

      Tough call. Mormons have the reputation of having multiple wives. The sad part is that Newt has had more wives than Mit.

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    6. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems a bit strange focusing on what comedians say are the beliefs of any particular group. Wouldn't it be better to ask the group itself? In this case, you can find their beliefs explained at mormon.org.

      -anon

    7. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was going to say exactly this. I've found with Mormons in general that until you get to know them they exude a borderline-creepy sort of artificiality. I suspect it's got something to do with their almost pathological inability to publicly treat people with disrespect, even when deserved.

    8. Re:Religion by Moryath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that Romney is doing it wrong.

      Being a "vulture capitalist" who makes millions of dollars by ruining the lives of others, destroying viable companies as part of a firm whose mantra was "strip and sell", is not wholesome.
      Dodging taxes and exploiting loopholes is not wholesome.
      Supporting a party with racism as a key platform plank is not wholesome.
      Supporting a party that wants to go to war with the world and waste lives is not wholesome.

      Whether you are pro-choice or not, the LDS Church is not pro-choice, and yet Romney was pro-choice as governor, vehemently so. So that would not make him a "wholesome Mormon modeling good Mormon behavior."

      The problem with Romney is he's not wholesome at all. He's a stellar example of what's wrong with the Republican Party today - an amoral, evil asshole who's wearing a Fred Rogers suit.

    9. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basic mormonism is really way out there in and in a way may well be a peer of scientology as to its roots/beginning.

    10. Re:Religion by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, standard Christianity is every bit as weird as Mormonism. People have just grown up around it, so it gets a pass.

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    11. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I don't know. I've known a few religious crazies but uber-devout Mormons come off as being stranger (to me anyway) than equally devout (keeping in mind that "devout" doesn't always mean "utterly blind adherence")members of other religions. Maybe it's the magical underwear?

      Seriously though, there is something off about him. Beyond my disagreements with some of his stances.

    12. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should probably recognize that South Park is not actually equivalent to a course in comparative religion. I would actually say, as a general rule, if the majority of your knowledge about a given subject comes from a cartoon, you should probably keep your mouth shut about it.

    13. Re:Religion by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Comedians are by and large the most honest group of people you can find. It's not funny if it's not true. Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Louis CK, Jon Stewart. These people speak more truths than any holy man.

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    14. Re:Religion by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2

      I've found with Mormons in general... their almost pathological inability to publicly treat people with disrespect, even when deserved.

      Mitt does not have that problem. He is regularly disrespectful to his political foes. His son Matt doesn't have that problem, propagating lies like the "birther" myth, likely at the request of daddy big bucks.

      No, I think Mormons are just as big of jerks as anyone else. The core of Mitt's weirdness is a combination of religious secrecy and political pandering. He is so worried about telling the person in front of him what it takes to get elected, while trying to maintain a distance between them that the end result is unsettling.

    15. Re:Religion by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, many Catholics claim that Protestants are "not really Christianity", either (and vice-versa).

      I will say one thing about Mormons... of all the people I've met of different religions, Mormons were by far the nicest and most genuine people. They actually try and live the tenants of their religion. I'm an atheist, but if I had to pick a religion to follow because I wanted the culture, I'd pick being a Mormon. I hate alcohol anyway. :)

      They're not perfect of course (their support of California's Prop 8 is particularly troubling), but overall having Romney be a Mormon is a positive in my book, compared to, say, Santorum who is a full-blown religious wack job.

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    16. Re:Religion by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

      99% of what I know of Mormonism is from South Park.

      Then you know all you need to know.

      Theologically, Mormons are the Muslims of the West. They're like every other religion, except with a double-extra draught of crazy. But then they became this country club for rich extra-white people with secret stuff that outsiders must not know. They begrudgingly gave up their extra wives around 1900 and begrudgingly allowed black people to have souls more than half a century later. They have wonderful teeth and if you find a mormon girl who has strayed they will do very dirty stuff. This last bit I found out when I was a postdoc at land grant school out West. [note to wife in case she's reading this: this was more than a decade before we met]

      Most of the above is gleaned from rumors and South Park (except the bit about the lapsed-LDS girl and dirty stuff) because I've only met like two Mormons in my life. I have so little in common with Mormons that I seem to have existed in a separate plane of reality from them. Perhaps I just avoid crazy people. Or maybe Mormons avoid crazy people. I was going to say that perhaps I avoid people who wear magic underwear, but I know that's not true, since I've still got a pair of drawers that I've had since college because I think they're lucky. So maybe Mormons are not that crazy.

      I used to not care about Mitt Romney, until I heard a serious biographer of his say in an interview that Romney will occasionally cut up for his family or friends by doing a spot-on impersonation of Michael Jackson singing Billie Jean. Apparently Mitt knows all the lyrics and can do a great moon-walk. Does the One Glove thing. Ever since I heard that, I am scared to death of the man. Whenever I see him on TV I start to hyperventilate and have to run out of the room.

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    17. Re:Religion by Rolgar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Only Catholic and Orthodox Christians (and according to polls, only half of the Catholics) believe that the host (think about what that word means) becomes Jesus. The Fundamentalists, Evangelicals, Mainline Protestants and every other variety of Christian reject that particular teaching. They believe it's only a symbolic presence, so they what they consider the the most outrageous of orthodox teachings as well.

    18. Re:Religion by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 2

      I think mormonism is actually worse. While it's tough to compare different strands or craziness, mormonism isn't like scientology - brand new bullshit. It takes christinanity and adds even more nonsense to it. Recent nonsense, from the 1800s. So, interms of weirdness, I figure A+B has to be greater than A (for non-negative values of B, in case someone is thinking about being a jackass).

    19. Re:Religion by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      it's tough to compare different strands OF craziness

    20. Re:Religion by MadKeithV · · Score: 2

      No, standard Christianity is every bit as weird as Mormonism. People have just grown up around it, so it gets a pass.

      Which one is standard Christianity exactly?

    21. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to over generalize. Mormons want multiple wives. The Christian Bible frowns on divorce since it considers a marriage sacred as in "let not man put asunder". If you consider that weird and just as creepy as Mormonism then I can't help you.

      Also, Mormons don't talk about certain aspects of their religion. True Christianity derives it's teachings from the Bible alone. None of it is hidden. Any Christian faith that hides additional dogma are cults and not fundamentalists. Again, if you consider that weird and just as creepy as Mormonism then I can't help you.

    22. Re:Religion by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but we're a rather cynical nation and have trouble believing anyone actually is that nice and genuine. It creeps us out. When someone is nice to me, they're usually looking to either sell me something or screw me over. Did you see how Romney did better in Florida when he started being a dick to Gingritch? That's familiar territory for us. That's our comfort zone. If Romney can manage to be a huge asshole for the next 46 states, he should have no problem taking the nomination.

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    23. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both religions worship invisible beings and ritualistically eat one of their gods.

      Come one, everyone knows Christianity is/was a great slave religion. Maybe it needs improvement!

    24. Re:Religion by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      What you're feeling is disgust. Whether it's because you believe that he actually believes all the "I will eventually become a god and own my own planet and all of my many wives..." silliness, or because you don't believe he actually believes it and only pretends to be "a man of faith" to score political points, like every other candidate. Doesn't matter which. The point is that your response is normal. Embrace it and move on.

    25. Re:Religion by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      "you ritually eat crackers that you pretend are the flesh of your 2000 years dead savior." That applies to catholicism, not to protestant branches of cristianism.

    26. Re:Religion by Jawnn · · Score: 2

      No, standard Christianity is every bit as weird as Mormonism.

      You evil, evil person! How dare you call a religion that has, as central and sacred part of it's ritual and dogma, the requirement that the faithful consume human flesh and drink human blood, "weird".

    27. Re:Religion by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Putting quotes around stuff doesn't make it true.
      The companies that Romney was said to "strip and sell" were companies that were on the verge of collapse. So they buy the companies, make them profitable and then sell them. A big reason why a lot of companies get in the verge of collapse status is because they got too ambitious in their growth, or have reached their peak and they kept trying to grow, while other forces are making such companies business model not as successful. The current owners do not know what to do, or are afraid of making the tough decision to unfortunately lay off people in areas where growth isn't feasible. Also part of the process is to hire people in the right areas. Then when they get the company back on their feet they will sell it. That is their job. If there weren't companies doing this a lot more companies will just close down and all the employees will loose their job.

      Dodging taxes and exploiting loopholes... He is not dodging taxes or exploiting anything, his primary source of income has a 15% limit on it. The tax form with the paper will have that number and if you had most of your money coming from you will probably be paying similar tax rates. Blame the Tax law for this not the man.

      Racism as a key platform? The republican party is not racists however they are #1 with racists (to paraphrase The Simpsons). The Republicans are not racist as part of their platform. However their goal of smaller government does clash with with equal rights groups who feels that government needs to be more involved.

      During the republican primaries I am not hearing much War Hawking going on. They do want to keep the military of the US strong.

      Romney was a Governor of Massachusetts a strong pro-life stance would get him nowhere, besides the Abortion issues is political smoke anyways...

      You have a problem with facts, you want to vilify the republicans you are just as bad as the republicans are to the democrats. You come up with lies and you back them up with more lies from other sources so your lies seem like the truth.

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    28. Re:Religion by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      "ritualistically eat one of their gods." Catholicism there, it doesn't apply to protestant christianity.

    29. Re:Religion by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only on Slashdot is this garbage modded insightful. Romney saved more businesses and jobs than were lost while being a venture capitalist. Even the most liberal CNN anchors admit that Romney did not dodge a dime of taxes in his returns. Saying the Republican party is racist is flat out flamebait.

    30. Re:Religion by noh8rz2 · · Score: 1

      Yu're thinking of Scientology.

    31. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love it. You whine about others lying when you spouting so much shit I am not sure if you you are talking or passing gas.

      You are the one telling lies and an asshole to boot.

    32. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99% of what I know of Mormonism is from South Park.

      And 99% of everything you learned about Mormonism from South Park is true.

    33. Re:Religion by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many Lutherans believe that the bread & wine are body & blood in their substance, but not in their accident.

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    34. Re:Religion by dbIII · · Score: 1

      There's a bit of mystery around Christianity so while records suggest that the virgin birth only got added to the bible 300 years after Jesus was born to get the cult of Isis into the fold, we don't really know. With Mormon's it's all very recent history so we know it's origin was uncomfortably like a scam even if it evolved into something else. With Scientology it's so recent that we know it's not even a religeon but instead just organised crime in camoflage.
      I'm no expert, but isn't the idea that everyone can go to heaven at the very core of Christian belief and the very opposite of the very small number of chosen in Mormon belief? The charity aspect seems to be opposed as well, with even a very small community of Mormons near me building an expensive and overtly, almost offensively lavish temple in an area full of homeless people that get chased away. I can't help getting influenced by that example which I pass daily and it makes me think less of the entire group unfortunately.

    35. Re:Religion by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Because they are. They are hiding the fact that they do not like you, and judge you ,in that you are not a chosen one of their flock of the grand spiritual Israel (Zion). You think I'm spouting weird and exaggerated rhetoric? Then you are obviously completely ignorant of American fundamentalist christian religious sect such as the Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Baptists, Pentecostals, and probably many other ilks. I have had the unfortunate experience of involvement with several of these sects (and subsequent research) and I can honestly say that these people are a threat to a harmonious society. They do not include themselves with you as a "part of this world," and "non-believers" are never included in their view of the future....period. In their eyes they long for the return of their savior who IS going to kill you and preserve them. They do a good job of acting slightly normal and using people for their gain, but it is all an act.

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    36. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mormons are the king of peer pressure and bribery to keep people in line.

      The church itself is good at blending in politically to our society at large.

      If you want to leave the church you will find that mormons are not nice; they are like the worst, most persistent and annoying car salesman ever. They are very modern in this respect.

      The church gifts cars and houses to get people to stay via guilt trips or purchased loyalty. They will gang up on you and leverage every legal, economic, social and cognitive avenue available to them including leveraging any family resources available to them to get what they want. Does scientology do this? I do not know but I would not be surprised if they do.

      These modern religions seem nuts but that might just be due to them starting up in contemporary/familiar times .

      Mormons can be good neighbors if you do not pay close attention to their artificial manners or if they are supberb actors. It can go downhill rapidly when the mormon church get a bee in its bonnet to convert you or someone close to you because then the gloves and the masks really do come off.

    37. Re:Religion by JWW · · Score: 2

      I agree, Capitalism is a horrible and awful economic system, but its still better than any other economic system we've ever devised.

    38. Re:Religion by datavirtue · · Score: 2

      Except South Park does a good job in this respect. For people who have first hand knowledge of the sickness of fundamentalist christian religious cults, it is therapeutic to have them maligned and exposed for the weirdness they exhibit.

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    39. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will say one thing about Mormons... of all the people I've met of different religions, Mormons were by far the nicest and most genuine people.

      Yes, but increase their numbers and voting power and they'll be just like the rest...trying to impose their values on everyone else.

    40. Re:Religion by datavirtue · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. They just don't advertise it. I have seen it with my own eyes on numerous occasions from protestant religious sects who profess themselves the enemies of the Catholic church.

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    41. Re:Religion by Moryath · · Score: 0, Troll

      The companies that Romney was said to "strip and sell" were companies that were on the verge of collapse.

      Bullshit. They bought up companies to strip assets from, nothing more. Most of the companies bought by Bain were doing well enough on their own.

      So they buy the companies, make them profitable and then sell them.

      No, what Bain did was buy up the companies, strip the assets for sale and the IP portfolio for sale, and then shut down anything that didn't sell. This is what Bain actually did, and you're a fucking liar.

      The republican party is not racists however they are #1 with racists (to paraphrase The Simpsons).

      You don't get to be #1 with racists without dog-whistling racism all day long. Republican policies are, and have been since they welcomed the Dixiecrats with open arms, racist. You honestly think they'd be screaming about shutting down "the border" if the majority of "illegals", as the racist repubs like to call them, were white-skinned canadians?

      You have a problem with facts, you want to vilify the republicans you are just as bad as the republicans are to the democrats.

      Oh bullshit and go fuck yourself. The Republicans are fucking lunatics who think that shutting down free breast cancer exams for low income women is "justified" if they can "get" Planned Parenthood - just the latest example of the GOP, modern home of racism, misogyny, and inhumanity.

    42. Re:Religion by azalin · · Score: 2

      Americans are a rather strange bunch. Probably akin to quantum physics, whoever says they truly understand them is (probably) lying. Whenever I think I get the drift, they'll do something so whacky that it leaves me baffled.

    43. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The church gifts cars and houses to get people to stay via guilt trips or purchased loyalty.

      Ummm... citation needed? Seriously, who comes up with this trash.

    44. Re:Religion by 3arwax · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how that type of model even works. My understanding is that you buy a failing company and then figure out how to turn it around. If it can't be turned around then you kill it. Or I guess you could try to bribe people in government and try to get tax dollars to be an artificial life support. I would much rather have unprofitable companies die so people can move on to something better. As far as Mitt Romney's religion, I consider him a good member of the LDS Church (I am LDS myself). Was Mitt Romney wrong on abortion? Yes, but before we judge him too harshly you need to look at why. He had a cousin die from a botched self-abortion. He eventually figured out he was wrong and changed his position. Now as a disclaimer Romney is not my first choice, Ron Paul is. But I would be comfortable voting for Romney. Newt has made a career of being a serial liar but in private and public and although I like some things about Rick, he is only running to take votes from Mitt, just like Huckabee did 4 years ago. I think the primary is pretty much over and Romney will get the nomination. Newt is just trying to get him to spend all his money before he goes against Obama. Just my opinion.

    45. Re:Religion by azalin · · Score: 1

      No, standard Christianity is every bit as weird as Mormonism.

      You evil, evil person! How dare you call a religion that has, as central and sacred part of it's ritual and dogma, the requirement that the faithful consume human flesh and drink human blood, "weird".

      Actually it's not simply "human" flesh, as it symbolizes the body of Gods son. So it is eating part of their god. Human sacrifices were already out in the old testament.

    46. Re:Religion by datavirtue · · Score: 2

      Except that no, Mormonism is much like Scientology in that they keep a large laundry list of things "not to be discussed with outsiders."

      This is the very thing that most layman do not understand about these cults. Cults by their very definition redefine commonplace words and euphemisms to mean something completely different within their group. Their very core is the act of hiding their true beliefs from outsiders. The upper-echelon of their leadership know that if their disposition was public they would have no hope of winning more converts. They require exemplary behavior of their flock, float an amazing story to rook you in, and after they win your trust and devotion, they come on with the rest of the rules.

      Operating Procedure:
      Get you to love and depend on them
      Gain your devotion to the faith
      Teach you the rest of the rules
      Threaten you with abandonment if you step out of line (in a nice way)

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    47. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?! I thought it was bread and wine all this time! Ew.

    48. Re:Religion by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      greed is a horrible and awful emotion. Capitalism is just the most efficient way to harness it for the betterment of all. It at least pits greed vs greed. All other systems just allow greed to take over and eventually rule in force.

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    49. Re:Religion by happy_place · · Score: 1

      I'm mormon and I don't feel weird. (I have however been accused of being an optimist; and, in a place like this, that can seem weird. :)

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    50. Re:Religion by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Do what I did and have a look at the Wikipedia articles on Mormonism and Joseph Smith, then.

      I saw lots of parallels between the lives of the founders of the LDS and Scientology churches. One merely happened to get started ~130 years prior to the other, and thus his church is more "established".

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    51. Re:Religion by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      In case you haven't been paying attention the last 30 years... greed is ruling in force.

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    52. Re:Religion by mcgrew · · Score: 0

      It's not that it's "weird" but that its bedrock goes directly against what the bible says. Revelations 18-19:

      18: For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
      19: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

      Joseph Smith, writing the Book of Mormon, made Mormonism anti-Christian. I can see where many Christians would be terrified of a Mormon President, considering how Christians fear the antichrist.

    53. Re:Religion by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Only Catholics believe in transubstantiation (real blood, flesh). Everyone else believes it is symbolic.

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    54. Re:Religion by femtobyte · · Score: 2

      Not quite true. At least the Lutheran sector of "Mainline Protestants" believe that the communion elements are indeed the "true body and blood of Christ." The difference with Roman Catholics is that Lutherans do not specify/explain what this phrase means using Aristotelian metaphysics about "substance"/"essence". Lutherans insist that the bread and wine are not "transubstantiated," not because they are not Body and Blood of Christ, but because Aristotle's metaphysics are irrelevant (and not biblically supported) for describing communion.

    55. Re:Religion by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      "Bullshit. They bought up companies to strip assets from, nothing more. Most of the companies bought by Bain were doing well enough on their own."

      That doesn't sound like a good business model. That it buy low and sell at a loss... Those are for cases that they couldn't turn around.

      <i>"You don't get to be #1 with racists without dog-whistling racism all day long. Republican policies are, and have been since they welcomed the Dixiecrats with open arms, racist. You honestly think they'd be screaming about shutting down "the border" if the majority of "illegals", as the racist repubs like to call them, were white-skinned canadians?"</i>

      You hear the same stuff coming from the democrats too. If you are going to throw history of past stances both the Republican and Democrats have had their racist moments. Please cite the official Republican agenda to close down the border. The difference between Mexico and Canada is that it is easier to see the influence. However the debate is what to do about "illegal", and even in the party you see a lot of debates... The party isn't polarized on this issue.

      "Oh bullshit and go fuck yourself. The Republicans are fucking lunatics who think that shutting down free breast cancer exams for low income women is "justified" if they can "get" Planned Parenthood - just the latest example of the GOP, modern home of racism, misogyny, and inhumanity."

      As said by the person who cannot write a rebutted without using profanity.

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    56. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This statement is incorrect, he is not high up in the Mormon hierarchy. Rather than learning about Mormons just from rumors, TV shows, or former members who are inherently biased to say negative things and twist the truth, I would encourage you to go directly to the source to learn what we really believe: www.mormon.org.

      To respond to some of the other comments here, the whole "Mormons aren't Christian" thing is based on the fact that we don't believe in the traditional doctrine of the Trinity where God the Father, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Ghost are one and the same being (as established in the Nicene Creed). Rather, we believe that they are three different individuals, but that they are one and completely united in their purpose: to bring to pass the salvation of mankind. There are also a lot of rumors that we don't believe in Jesus Christ, but it should be apparent from the name of the church (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) that we believe he is the Son of God and the Savior of the world.

      Others in these comments have spoken as the founder of Mormonism, Joseph Smith, as a con artist. How do you come to that conclusion? Don't con artists usually profit from their schemes? Joseph Smith didn't profit from founding the church. Rather he was persecuted, tarred and feathered, unjustly imprisoned repeatedly, beaten and ridiculed, and in the end, he gave up his life for his teachings and beliefs. I don't know of any con artists that would give up their lives for their con. So you basically have to conclude that either he was telling the truth or he was delusional but sincerely believed in what he taught. I happen to be on the side that believes he was telling the truth. :-)

    57. Re:Religion by notjustanotherhacker · · Score: 1

      I had forgotten he was Mormon. Isn't that considerably weirder than your average flavor of Christianity? 99% of what I know of Mormonism is from South Park.

      As a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, I can tell you there are more similarities than differences. Here are some key differences: 1. LdS believe in modern revelation and living prophets (Joseph Smith Jr being the first). 2. LdS have extra-biblical volumes (such as the Book of Mormon) in our Canon. 3. LdS believe in the Godhead instead of the Trinity.

    58. Re:Religion by Moryath · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That doesn't sound like a good business model. That it buy low and sell at a loss... Those are for cases that they couldn't turn around.

      You are unfamiliar with the corporate raider model of business?
      Step 1: Buy original company, generally in a hostile takeover (e.g. "leveraged buyout.").
      Step 2: Sell off company assets and transfer all monies to "parent company" (corporate raider), leaving nothing but debt in original company.
      Step 3: Leave remaining debt in original company, spin it back off into "independent" status, and let the debt be taken care of by bankruptcy court.

      It's abuse of bankruptcy proceedings, really. And Romney made his millions off of this type of scam.

      As for the rest, you're just a fucking idiot. I encourage you to take a latino friend to a Tea Party rally to see firsthand the things those racist fucking retards do and say to him. I've seen it firsthand myself, it was the final straw that made me say to hell with the so called "conservative" movement.

    59. Re:Religion by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Capitalism is a horrible and awful economic system, but its still better than any other economic system we've ever devised.

      You really have to define "better". And "capitalism".

      Does Britain's NHS disqualify it as a "capitalist" country? Does America's SS? Banking regulations?

      Is it better in a Rawlsian sense? Maximum aggregate utility? Or what?

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    60. Re:Religion by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      3. LdS believe in the Godhead instead of the Trinity.

      The other two points are free of specific terminology. You may want to expand about the difference here, as most readers will not know what you mean, and Wikipedia doesn't have a page on this.

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    61. Re:Religion by notjustanotherhacker · · Score: 1

      You base a lot of stuff on a sample size of 2. You realize there are over 14 million Mormons in the world, right? Mormonism has never been a rich White country club. People of all races and economic have always been welcome to join our ranks. Look at our Welfare Program to see how we care for the poor. LdS sent out missionaries to the Pacific and South America in the 1840s after being driven out of the USA. Blacks joined the Church even before the trek west (research Elijah Abel).

    62. Re:Religion by Moryath · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that you buy a failing company and then figure out how to turn it around.

      Proving you lack understanding.

      The Bain Capital / Corporate Raider model works thusly:

      Step 1: Buy original company for low value (generally by acquiring seasonal debt and then calling it in early, or acquiring 50%+1 of stock and then enacting a hostile takeover).
      Step 2: Enter original company into a set of "contracts" with the Corporate Raider company. These contracts will transfer all sale-able assets or profits from sale of same (Cash-On-Hand, Patent Portfolio, Copyright Portfolio) to the Corporate Raider while insisting the the original company spend as little money as possible on maintenance, research, new product generation, etc. Within a couple of years, the original company's balance sheet will be a mess of debt, while the Corporate Raider company will keep all the profits. If it was a "hostile takeover", owners of the remaining 49% of stock will be left with nothing, since at no time in this deal will the profits transferred to Corporate Raider company be seen as dividends to original company.
      Step 3: Spin off original company back to "independent" status, and then allow bankruptcy court of the now-stripped company to wipe out the company and erase all the debts that the Corporate Raider transferred onto the original company's balance sheets. When the company goes bankrupt, the remaining stockholders will also see the effect of their investment wiped out.

      It's a scam. It's a form of abuse of the bankruptcy laws. And it's how Romney the Raider made his money.

    63. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is. And it's not really Christianity. I'll save the details, but mainstream Protestant and Catholic denominations do not recognize LDS as "Christian". It is heavily based on the same teachings, but there are some core foundational differences. To those who think Baptists, Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Jews, Muslims et al. are all worshipping pretend fantastical delusions, the differences don't really matter, but they are there.

      Mormons have "be wholesome" as a very strong teaching of what it takes to be a good Mormon. And Romney is pretty high up in the Mormon religious hierarchy. He is modeling good Mormon behavior.

      - Jasen.

      I like how you toss out "I'll save the details" when making a comment like "it's not really christianity" and paint other broad strokes that in my own personal and LDS opinion are not true. This is an age old argument. Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints consider themselves Christians, but admittedly do not consider themselves Protestant-based or Catholic-based. But, no need to get into that tired and pointless debate here. Mormons do emphasize wholesomeness, strong families, self-reliance and a bunch of other attributes. By all appearances, Romney seems to model his life on those principles. I certainly don't know the man personally.

      One correction however. Romney is not "pretty high up in the Mormon religious hierarchy" at all. He apparently holds the office of High Priest. We have a lay priesthood in the LDS church. In any given congregation, there may be 10-30 or more High Priests filling capacities from teaching kids up to leading the local congregration. In the regional area where I live there are probably a one or two thousand High Priests, and I'm not in Utah. :-) Beyond localized and regional church leadership, we have what are called "general authorities" that work directly with the leadership in Salt Lake. Romney is not and never has been a general authority, and that would be the only definition of "high up" in our church. If anything, Romney is just a standard Mormon father like me and millions of others.

      Peace,

      G

    64. Re:Religion by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Dodging taxes and exploiting loopholes... He is not dodging taxes or exploiting anything, his primary source of income has a 15% limit on it. The tax form with the paper will have that number and if you had most of your money coming from you will probably be paying similar tax rates. Blame the Tax law for this not the man.

      If the man lobbies for the tax law (as Romney did), do we still have to "blame the law not the man"?

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    65. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax datavirtue, the parent isn't saying that protestants don't take communion, they are saying the idea that the crackers are literally transformed into the flesh of their savior is mostly confined to Catholics and their direct relations. The majority of Protestant sects see it merely as a symbolic gesture.

    66. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except that no, Mormonism is much like Scientology in that they keep a large laundry list of things "not to be discussed with outsiders."

      If you look at their wiki you'll see the following disclaimer plastered all over: "Important note: Members of FAIR take their temple covenants seriously. We consider the temple teachings to be sacred, and will not discuss their specifics in a public forum."

      The moment a religion starts trying to hide what it says from you, that's when you realize they're up to no good.

      A policy of fairmormon.org, which is not an official LDS site, doesn't suddenly make it Mormon church policy. It carries as much weight if I were to say that atheist eat chicken for dinner.

      Mormons are very open about their teachings, in fact, Mormons will give public tours of their temples and churches on a regular basis. Everything that's taught in the temple is available in the Mormon's cannon, which you can order a free copy from lds.org. There is even teacher's guides and study aids if you want someone to hold your hand through the teachings. If you want to spoil the experience for yourself then dive on in.

    67. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is. And it's not really Christianity. I'll save the details, but mainstream Protestant and Catholic denominations do not recognize LDS as "Christian". It is heavily based on the same teachings, but there are some core foundational differences.

      Disclaimer: I am a Mormon.

      Mormons believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Messiah, the son of God born to Mary, the savior of the world. We believe the Bible to be the word of God. We believe Jesus literally walked on the Earth, died on the cross, and atoned for our sins. We believe in following the teachings and the perfect example of Jesus. We accept him personally and collectively as our savior.

      The official name of the church is "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints", which is a clear indication that we believe ourselves to be his disciples. Even the Book of Mormon, the biggest point of contention between us and the other Christian churches, is subtitled "Another Testament of Jesus Christ" to emphasize that we believe in Jesus.

      We believe in living a Christlike life, being honest and good people, and what we do both individually and as a church show that we are far more Christian in action than a lot of people who call themselves Christian. In fact, Mormon values are what Christian values used to be until times changed and the rest of the world decided that those values aren't so important anymore. We don't drink, we don't smoke, we don't swear, we don't engage in premarital or extramarital sex. We try to love our fellow men, donate to charity, and as a church have been involved worldwide in many humanitarian projects.

      If you don't include Mormons in your definition of "Christian" then the problem isn't with the Mormons, it's with your definition.

    68. Re:Religion by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Being a "vulture capitalist" who makes millions of dollars by ruining the lives of others, destroying viable companies as part of a firm whose mantra was "strip and sell", is not wholesome.

      It also goes against everything Jesus taught.

      Dodging taxes and exploiting loopholes is not wholesome.

      "Render unto Ceasar that which is Ceasar's" is what Jesus taught... i.e. "pay your damned taxes".

      Supporting a party with racism as a key platform plank is not wholesome.

      Nor Christian.

      Supporting a party that wants to go to war with the world and waste lives is not wholesome.

      Nor Christian. I really can't understand conservative "Christians". Conservative means stingy. Christians are supposed to be generous; e.g. liberal.

      an amoral, evil asshole who's wearing a Fred Rogers suit.

      Never trust ANYONE who wears a suit and tie. Especially if the guy in the suit claims to be a Christian; the tie is Satan's leash, the symbol of wealth and power, the symbol of greed, the symbol of everything Jesus was against. If your preacher wears a tie, you're in the wrong church (unless you worship money, in which case you're fine).

    69. Re:Religion by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I agree with you, but we need more people with your rational kind of viewpoints around here (and in the world in general).

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    70. Re:Religion by radtea · · Score: 1

      If Romney can manage to be a huge asshole for the next 46 states, he should have no problem taking the nomination.

      You've got +5 funny but for the wrong reason.

      It's funny that anyone thinks anything other than the ability to outspend matters. All this talk about character and personality and policies is irrelevant. 96% of the time the candidate with the most money wins. Romney has raised more money for this primary race than the next two or three contenders combined. He's going to win, and talking about the race in any terms other than money is doing helping perpetuate the myth that anything other than money matters.

      By the same token, as things stand today Obama is going to win a second term because he's raised a lot more money than any of the Republican contenders, although that may change once the primary is over.

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    71. Re:Religion by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If the man lobbies for the tax law (as Romney did), do we still have to "blame the law not the man"?

      Depends, would you use that law if you had a chance? Or would you pay extra?

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    72. Re:Religion by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      I used to not care about Mitt Romney, until I heard a serious biographer of his say in an interview that Romney will occasionally cut up for his family or friends by doing a spot-on impersonation of Michael Jackson singing Billie Jean. Apparently Mitt knows all the lyrics and can do a great moon-walk. Does the One Glove thing. Ever since I heard that, I am scared to death of the man. Whenever I see him on TV I start to hyperventilate and have to run out of the room.

      Most hilarious thing I've heard all week. Excellent.

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    73. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1: Buy original company, generally in a hostile takeover (e.g. "leveraged buyout.").
      Step 2: Sell off company assets and transfer all monies to "parent company" (corporate raider), leaving nothing but debt in original company.
      Step 3: Leave remaining debt in original company, spin it back off into "independent" status, and let the debt be taken care of by bankruptcy court.

      Which is what Obama's administration did with GM, isn't it? I guess he can't use this attack in the election. If Obama is trying to do everything he can to cede the moral high ground and lose this election, he's been succeeding spectacularly.

    74. Re:Religion by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      lol it's one of the most complicated, controversial, and meaningless points of Christianity.

      Many christians believe that the holy ghost, christ, and god are all different manifestations of the same being. Don't ask how.
      Mormons believe that they are three separate beings, and Jehovah is Christ.
      Jehovah's witnesses believe that there are two separate beings, that the holy ghost doesn't exist, and that Jehovah is God, not christ.

      In practice none of it matters unless one of those three goes on daily walks with you, in which case, you can resolve the problem by simply asking him.

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    75. Re:Religion by operagost · · Score: 1

      There's a bit of mystery around Christianity so while records suggest that the virgin birth only got added to the bible 300 years after Jesus was born to get the cult of Isis into the fold

      Not likely. Manuscript p1, which dates to ~200 AD, contains Matthew 1:18.

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    76. Re:Religion by femtobyte · · Score: 1

      I'm not Mormon, and I think the Mormon scriptures are not just generally goofy, but often in direct contradiction to the canonical Bible. However, I think you're stretching this quote from Revelations too far --- this passage was written to apply to the Book of Revelations alone, not the whole Bible. Indeed, at the time Revelations was written, there was no Bible --- not until a century or two later were several separate influential early Christian texts collected together to form the "official" New Testament. Paul has strong words against preachers who distort the core Christian message (which I think the Mormons often fall afoul of), but there is no specific Bible passage on the scope/editing of the New Testament portion of the Bible itself; such a self-reference would be obviously anachronistic.

    77. Re:Religion by operagost · · Score: 1

      So you ARE capable of writing a non-Troll post? And funny to boot! Bravo!

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    78. Re:Religion by careysub · · Score: 1

      I agree, Capitalism is a horrible and awful economic system, but its still better than any other economic system we've ever devised.

      As long as we are dealing in single word characterizations of a family of complex economic systems, I will grant that this claim is defensible. That is, as long as you acknowledge that socialism as practiced is in fact a type of capitalistic system, and that primitive capitalism or laissez faire have serious defects (the tendency for monopolies to destroy free markets, frequent severe cyclic economic crises, disastrous industrial pollution without regulation, etc.).

      A better formulation is that forms of regulated capitalism are the best economic systems ever devised.

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    79. Re:Religion by Fned · · Score: 4, Funny

      I encourage you to take a latino friend to a Tea Party rally to see firsthand the things those racist fucking retards do and say to him.

      Now, that there is downright uncalled-for. Going and assuming that jellomizer has a latino friend, like that.

    80. Re:Religion by jensend · · Score: 1

      In the scripture you cited, "this book" which can't be added to is the book of Revelation. The Bible wasn't collected together to form a single book until hundreds of years later; Bible-- biblia-- means "books," a collection of 66 (if you're protestant, more if you're Catholic or Orthodox) of them.

      If the warning in Revelation 22 really meant "no further canonical revelation" then surely the similarly-worded prohibition in Deuteronomy 4 would mean everything after the books of Moses is non-canonical. Besides, most experts think the second and third epistles of John were composed after the book of Revelation.

      Mormons do have a lot of beliefs that differ from mainstream Christians', but claiming they're the Antichrist is nuts.

    81. Re:Religion by operagost · · Score: 1

      By definition, Mormons aren't Christian fundamentalists because they created their own scriptures that they follow in addition to the Bible. JWs are similar, in that they created their own "translation" of the Bible to better fit their doctrine.

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    82. Re:Religion by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Many Christian sects fail that test as well.

      If a christian sect is against drinking they too have added to the book. I'm looking at you Baptists.

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    83. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      As said by the person who cannot write a rebutted without using profanity.

      Don't be so small minded.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQmk6gGTcE
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    84. Re:Religion by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      I was raised Presbyterian (a protestant branch), and although they used small pieces of regular white bread and grape juice instead of wafers and wine, I can attest that the flesh-eating, blood-drinking ritual is certainly not restricted to Catholics.

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    85. Re:Religion by MaxEmerika · · Score: 1

      Crap, when I left the Mormon church I didn't even get offered a T-shirt. Where the hell is my car???

    86. Re:Religion by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      That doesn't sound like a good business model. That it buy low and sell at a loss... Those are for cases that they couldn't turn around.

      That's not how it works. Remember that the market capitalisation of a company (i.e. the total value of all of the shares) is affected by a lot of things like the state of the market, investor confidence, and so on. It is quite common to see the value of a company on the stock exchange dip below the value of its assets. At this point, you buy 51% of the shares (or more) and put your own board in place. They then sell off all of the assets and return the money to the shareholders. The company no longer exists, the employees are all out of work, and the raiders made a fat profit.

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    87. Re:Religion by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Greed fought Greed and Greed won.

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    88. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      As pointed out on the Daily Show last week, the Mafia embody the purest form of capitalism. Laissez fucking faire. And RICO is just over-regulation of business.

    89. Re:Religion by careysub · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, standard Christianity is every bit as weird as Mormonism. People have just grown up around it, so it gets a pass.

      Which one is standard Christianity exactly?

      The six Oriental Orthodox churches* have the best claim to being standard Christianity, in terms of not introducing new innovations not found in the early Christian church. The "ISO standard" of Christianity was formulated with the first three ecumenical councils in AD 325 (or 325 CE), 381, and 431. These three councils essentially define the universal core of Christianity. The Oriental Orthodox churches reject nearly all innovations since that time (including ones accepted by other Eastern Orthodox churches).

      *The Coptic, Ethiopian, Eritrean, Syriac, Malankara Orthodox Syrian (India) and the Armenian Orthodox churches.

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    90. Re:Religion by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Jesus drank wine, recall the 'first miracle' in the gospels. He likely smoked hashish, it was common in the culture.

      He isn't recorded in the Bible as cussing or not, but is recorded as following Jewish laws, hence he wouldn't take the lords name in vain. Doesn't mean he never said 'fuck' or 'shit' when he dropped a carpenters tool on his foot.

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    91. Re:Religion by careysub · · Score: 1

      "ritualistically eat one of their gods." Catholicism there, it doesn't apply to protestant christianity.

      Most Protestant churches practice communion also. Theological interpretations of the act differ, but it is still the ritualistic consumption of the body of Jesus in every case.

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    92. Re:Religion by careysub · · Score: 1

      Only Catholics believe in transubstantiation (real blood, flesh). Everyone else believes it is symbolic.

      But a symbolic act is still ritualistic consumption of the body of Jesus.

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    93. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying the Republican party is racist is flat out the truth!

      FTFY.

    94. Re:Religion by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I thought they all thought it was symbolic and the "eat their own god" thing was a known joke. Catholics actually believe the wine and bread literally become the flesh of Jesus? 8-(

      And I mean it's easy to disprove too, you can check feces for human flesh right?

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    95. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Never trust ANYONE who wears a suit and tie. Especially if the guy in the suit claims to be a Christian; the tie is Satan's leash, the symbol of wealth and power, the symbol of greed, the symbol of everything Jesus was against. If your preacher wears a tie, you're in the wrong church (unless you worship money, in which case you're fine).

      That's a particularly American perspective. Worldwide, the biggest religious villains I can think of are Osama Bin Ladin, the various Ayatollahs and Mullahs that kill for sharia law transgressions and the various Popes. None of which wear ties. I guess it's because business is something that's worshipped in the US, and so the ones who get their power fix through religion have adopted the business suit as their costume.

    96. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny that anyone thinks anything other than the ability to outspend matters. All this talk about character and personality and policies is irrelevant. 96% of the time the candidate with the most money wins. Romney has raised more money for this primary race than the next two or three contenders combined. He's going to win, and talking about the race in any terms other than money is doing helping perpetuate the myth that anything other than money matters.

      Oh, come on. The system is corrupt but not that corrupt.

      Money in campaigning matters because of outreach, most people don't seem to care enough to pay attention to the issues so you have to spend a lot of money to get your face in front of as many people as possible whilst saying something vague that makes them feel good about voting for you. Voting is important, you can't just buy votes directly (yet, at least) so claiming "only money matters" is bullshit.

      The biggest trick in politics is the "sure thing" status, a lot of idiots will vote for the person "who was going to win anyway" instead of the person who best represents them; this is how things get annoyingly fucked up because idiots vote for assholes via reasoning that amounts to nothing more than a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    97. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Paul of Tarsus invented christianity, so I guess whatever he said is the gold standard.

    98. Re:Religion by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Great username/post combo!

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    99. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personal experience of a co-worker. Son married daughter of a mormon. Recruiment mode activated.

    100. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      As if only being symbolic human meat and human blood, which is really bread and wine, makes it not weird.

    101. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I'm no expert, but isn't the idea that everyone can go to heaven at the very core of Christian belief

      According to the Catholic schooling I had, only those with a Catholic baptism qualified. The rest of you don't get in. Even the little babies that die before their Catholic parents get them in front of a priest and a font are not welcome.

    102. Re:Religion by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Yup, protestants only symbolically eat one of their gods...

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    103. Re:Religion by softwareGuy1024 · · Score: 1

      Good description. I would add that the private equity firm also collects a consulting fee from the original company. People hate it because it is a rigged game. Company is successful, Bain makes money; company goes under, Bain still makes money. Behold, one of your "job creators."

    104. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      "ritualistically eat one of their gods." Catholicism there, it doesn't apply to protestant christianity.

      Every cut has it's own peculiar set of ridiculous beliefs. For example the belief in the literal truth of everything in the bible.

    105. Re:Religion by biek · · Score: 1

      That's one thing that has always tickled me about life: the most reliable source of truth is the one you're not supposed to take seriously

    106. Re:Religion by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      People strongly involved in religion always let me this strange impression that they are hiding something, as unable to really disclose what they think.

      Completely understandable. Take a look at this page. Approximately 8-12% of men of European descent will have problems seeing what is on these charts. That have what is commonly referred to as "color blindness" in some form. People with full sight can easily see what is written there. They probably won't be able to show or really describe the difference in a meaningful way to someone who is color blind. The people that can see it aren't hiding something because they can see the writing. It isn't a conspiracy against those with color blindness. In a similar fashion, some people are spiritually blind, until they are enabled to see. The interesting thing is that God is still able to use people who are spiritually blind to fulfill his purposes.

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    107. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are seriously the worst. I bet you're just unhappy, and it ain't the Repug's fault. You must have been hurt by someone, seek therapy!

      Why don't you go schedule a nice vacation and just uncork it for a bit? Reflect on what a nasty, petulant little turd that you are being. You are just a nasty menace right now. Your rants do nothing but justify the existence of cranks on the other side like Glenn Beck.

    108. Re:Religion by jensend · · Score: 1

      There's not a small number of chosen in Mormon belief- you're most likely getting mixed up with the Jehovah's Witnesses, who read Revelation 7 rather literally and thus think there's 144,000 "anointed" who go to heaven; any other faithful people supposedly spend eternity on earth. Mormons actually believe almost everyone will be saved in some sense but there will be differing "degrees of glory." The idea is that though almost all of the wicked will eventually (after death) repent and be cleansed from sin and live in a "kingdom of glory" where external conditions are heavenly, some will never be able to endure the presence of the Father and the Son, and their pains of regret at not having diligently followed Christ will be in some sense "hellish."

      Not everyone in mainstream Christianity believes everyone can go to heaven; Calvinists believe Christ died only for the elect who were predestined to salvation and the rest of humanity is SOL. This seems pretty starkly at odds with scripture (God's will is to "have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth," 1 Timothy 2:4) and with the idea that God is just and loving.

      As far as the question of how many will be saved, the closest one gets to an answer in the Bible is Luke 13:23-24 and Matthew 7:13-14, which seem to imply that few are saved but really turn the question more to the difficulty of the way rather than the number.

      Universalism- the idea that all will eventually be saved- has usually been associated with "liberal" theology which sets aside a lot of mainstream beliefs (e.g. Unitarian Universalism), but there have been plenty of people with more "conservative"/orthodox beliefs who have believed in some form of universalism. A notable example is George MacDonald, who was a major source of inspiration for C.S. Lewis and others. C.S. Lewis talks of the doors of Hell being locked from the inside i.e. the opportunity to accept salvation is always there but some will choose to reject it for an indefinitely long time, and we can't very well say what happens over the course of the eternities. On this topic I think the story of the quadrillion kilometers from Ivan's nightmare in Brothers Karamazov is both humorous and enlightening.

      Your criticism of Mormons for spending money on buildings they believe are dedicated to God seems very similar to Judas Iscariot's complaint in John 12 that the expensive ointment Mary anointed Christ with should have been sold and the money given to the poor (John helpfully adds "not that he cared for the poor; but because he was a thief, and had the bag, and bare what was put therein.") They actually do quite a lot for the poor, especially in disaster relief situations. Life isn't a zero sum game, and plenty of people from all kinds of different religions believe that both giving to the poor and dedicating our best to God are important.

    109. Re:Religion by jomama717 · · Score: 1

      I will say one thing about Mormons... of all the people I've met of different religions, Mormons were by far the nicest and most genuine people. They actually try and live the tenants of their religion.

      The problem is that one of those tenets is to really aggressively recruit. I was on the same sports team in high school with some mormon guys and my initial impression was the same as yours, very genuine all around nice guys. I too am an athiest, though I was raised quaker, and never felt judged or pressured by any of them. Slowly though, as they got to know me better, they started inviting me to all kinds of church functions all the while insisting that they weren't recruitment events or anything - these were just fun things that they did through their church, and wanted to know if I'd like to hang out. Skeptical but curious, I attended one and sure enough it was really creepily angled towards getting people to join the church. Veeery subtle, but it was there. I kind of kept those guys at arms length after that experience.

      Sadly, with any mormons I meet now I can't help but assume that any interaction I have with them is just part of their recruitment process, fairly or not.

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    110. Re:Religion by CaptainPinko · · Score: 1

      I will say one thing about Mormons... of all the people I've met of different religions, Mormons were by far the nicest and most genuine people. Try meeting some Bahai people. They make me wish I believed in God.

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    111. Re:Religion by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      A lot of christians believe in neither of those

    112. Re:Religion by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      yes, it's a metaphor, just like when people in my country tell a kid "I'm gonna eat you" meaning they love them and will kiss them

    113. Re:Religion by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      "but it is still the ritualistic consumption of the body of Jesus in every case." No. On many (might be the majority) of protestant churches, it is the figurative consumption of the body of Jesus. It's a *memorial* of the last supper. That is quite different from the catholic ritual where Christ sacrifice is *repeated*, therefore then need for the physical presence of His body. (And that has a lot of biblical problems, such as contradiction with the letter to the Hebrews where it is stated that Christ was sacrificed once and for all)

    114. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to do an exhaustive list of dumb things christians believe. I tell you what, if you think there's a particular christian sect that doesn't have anything ludicrous in their set of beliefs, name it, and I'll point some out.

    115. Re:Religion by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      The Presbyterian church is an anglican flavor and preserves a lot of stuff from the catholic church. Things are very different in most evangelical (lutheran derived) churches.

    116. Re:Religion by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      that's due the the assault on capitalism.

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    117. Re:Religion by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      as the AC just said it, bread and wine is shared as communion on all christian churches, but the interpretation is different. In evangelical churches (at least on my country) we believe it to physically be just that (bread and wine) while being *symbolic*, a *metaphor* of Christ's sacrifice and gift of grace for humanity. The catholic interpretation, transubstantation, conflicts with the fact that Christ himself established communion *before* being crucified. He was at the table sharing bread and wine (that's what the bible calls it) with his disciples. So unless he was in two places at the same time and unless flesh looks like bread and wine tastes like blood, he was plainly having bread and wine with them, while making the sharing of those a symbol of His sacrifice.

    118. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Please go take your meds and listen to Rush Limbaugh for your remaining hour of brainwashing. Remember: only YOU can stop the evil left wing commie pinko conspiracy from destroying America by ensuring the rise of the Limbaugh Youth and the Gingrich Madel so that the US can become the Fifth Reich! All hail our glorious leaders!

    119. Re:Religion by Moryath · · Score: 0

      Thanks, but you missed one part.

      Company is successful, Bain makes money;

      In this unlikely event, correct.

      company goes under, Bain still makes money.

      In this event, the problem is that Bain (or other Corporate Raider) still makes money while everyone else winds up with losses. The employees are screwed - not just out of a job, but out of any stock portfolio or retirement benefits package they might have accrued. Non-Corporate-Raider stockholders wind up with the stock tanking when it otherwise would not have. Banks or credit agencies wind up getting nothing or nearly nothing back after bankruptcy court as well, leading to their charging other clients more in terms of services, fees, and penalties to try to make up the difference.

      Mitt Romney didn't "make" millions of dollars, we should call it like it is: he STOLE millions of dollars in bankruptcy fraud schemes.

    120. Re:Religion by metlin · · Score: 2

      Having read several obviously flawed interpretations of what companies like Bain Capital do, I was happy to read what Jellomizer had written because he's directionally accurate.

      However, as someone who works in M&A, I can tell you that your comments are not even false, they are just plain stupid.

      Step 1: Buy original company, generally in a hostile takeover (e.g. "leveraged buyout.".

      Wrong. The vast majority of LBOs are actually facilitated by investors and shareholders who would rather not see the company fail. More often than not, those are the people who bring in outside help to fix the company, and hopefully get back some of their investment. The hostile takeover is immensely rare, and happens more often in Hollywood than in real life. Furthermore, most founders are happy to take investor money but do not accept the responsibility of having to pay it back. So, when crap hits the fan, the founders get replaced and the investors make the decisions. After all, they did get equity in exchange for cash. There is nothing hostile about it - it is simple business.

      Step 2: Sell off company assets and transfer all monies to "parent company" (corporate raider), leaving nothing but debt in original company.

      Actually, most PE firms try to fix the company that they buy, and bring in experts to restructure the company towards profitability. The companies whose assets get sold off were probably on the brink of failure and bankruptcy anyway, and as buyers, the PE firm pretty much owns the assets. If they see no way to fix the company, they would rather not bleed anymore and sell the assets. That is not wrong in any way.

      Step 3: Leave remaining debt in original company, spin it back off into "independent" status, and let the debt be taken care of by bankruptcy court.

      This almost never happens, mostly because of laws around these things. Secondly, it's not as simple as that because the PE firm has already invested some money into the company. More often than not, the investors bring in a firm to fix the company, and tend to portray the company to be better than it actually is. After all the documents are signed, the firms realize that the company is simply not redeemable, and they cut their losses and move on. The firms also invest time, money, and resources into evaluating the potential for a company to turn profitable. In instances where this isn't possible, the firms pull out, and the investors are saddled with more debt. But to blame it squarely on the folks who are brought in to turn the company to profitability is silly. How else would you compensate a firm brought in to fix a firm, but could not (more often than not because of long standing historic and legacy mistakes)? Should they do this work for free?

      It's abuse of bankruptcy proceedings, really. And Romney made his millions off of this type of scam.

      It's good business, plain and simple. You bring in someone to fix a company, pay them, and if they fix it, investors and fixers are happy; if they don't, they send you a check and move on. If you don't want them to fix a company, then don't bring them on board. Plain and simple.

    121. Re:Religion by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Han shot first!

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    122. Re:Religion by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Gak. The word is 'tenet' anyway. Don't use it if you don't know how to spell it.

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    123. Re:Religion by aintnostranger · · Score: 1

      well, the church I attend to is not affiliated with any denomination, altough it traces back to the brethren. If I had a copy around of our "Core beliefs statement" in english I would paste it here.

    124. Re:Religion by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      My wife will on occasion relate a story from when she was in grade school. Another girl was making fun of her for being Mormon, questioning how many Mothers she had. My wife replied that she had only ever had one, whereas the other girl was on her second or third Step Mom.

    125. Re:Religion by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I'm Messianic, this is where Nominal Christianity gets it REALLY wrong. Eating people and drinking blood is UNKOSHER, even symbolically. The items of bread (unleavened) and wine were consumed during Passover were symbolic to who Jesus was, and what he came to do.

      When he said "This is my blood", it wasn't literal or even symbolically "blood" but rather pointing to the means of the redemption. It was a specific cup (one of four) during the Passover called the cup of Salvation.

      When he said "This is my Body", it wasn't literal or even symbolic "fleshly body", but rather pointing his upcoming torture and death.

      They were symbolic in the sense of illustrative and not substitution/replacement of "blood" and "flesh". People who claim it otherwise do not understand Hebrew Faith of Jesus. IF he was really saying what you are saying he was doing, that would disqualify him as Messiah, on the basis of Deut 13:1-6 alone.

      I realize that you think you're being "funny" or "intellectually charming" or whatever, but all you are really doing is pointing to your ignorance, as well as the ignorance of all the other Christians that say similar things.

      So, no, it isn't eating flesh and drinking blood, as many love to claim. It is however symbolic in nature regarding the purpose and means of redemption. Below is a link that further illustrates this point, if you want it.

      http://www.olivetreemessianicfellowship.com/images/pdfs/passover-haggadah.pdf

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    126. Re:Religion by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Or, you can realize that eating human flesh and drinking any kind of blood is not "kosher", and if Jesus was a good Jew, he wouldn't have meant it that way. But it is easy to make fun of things you don't know or understand, and ignorance can cause all sorts of misunderstandings.

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    127. Re:Religion by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      In practice none of it matters. FTFY!

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    128. Re:Religion by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Which is why it isn't either, regardless of what Christianity says. Drinking Blood is a violation of both New Testament and Old Testament scriptures (symbolic or otherwise), even by "gentile" believers ;)

      Gen 9:4 KJV - But flesh with the life thereof, [which is] the blood thereof, shall ye not eat. (Before Moses)

      Deu 12:23 KJV - Only be sure that thou eat not the blood: for the blood [is] the life; and thou mayest not eat the life with the flesh. (Moses)

      Act 15:19 KJV - Wherefore my sentence is, that we trouble not them, which from among the Gentiles are turned to God:
      Act 15:20 KJV - But that we write unto them, that they abstain from pollutions of idols, and [from] fornication, and [from] things strangled, and [from] blood.(Church Age)

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    129. Re:Religion by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Oops, you are correct, sir. Finger fart!

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    130. Re:Religion by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      ... Many christians believe that the holy ghost, christ, and god are all different manifestations of the same being. Don't ask how. ...

      Sort of like wave-particle duality?

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    131. Re:Religion by digitalsolo · · Score: 1

      That's right, we need to show "those racist fucking retards" what tolerance is. I hate people that hate people.

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    132. Re:Religion by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      No, standard Christianity is every bit as weird as Mormonism.

      Actually, my preacher agrees with you! In fact, he was suggesting a book called Weird -- Beceuse Normal Isn't Working. I bought and read a copy.

      If someone punches you, turn the other cheek? Weird. Love those who hate you and do good to those who wrong you? Weird. Give freely to anyone who asks anything of you? Weird. If someone sues you for your cloak, give him your coat as well? Weird.

      Yes, we Christians are weird. And proud of it. No, scratch that -- we're not supposed to be prideful. Not being proud of one's accomplishments is pretty weird, too.

      It isn't easy being Christian. It's really weird.

    133. Re:Religion by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      It was on the Daily Show, it must be true.

      You realize that's a comedy show right? You're not suppose to take it serious.

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    134. Re:Religion by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Now what's funny about that is the idea that essentially a few congresses of differing religous sects met together and debated and voted on what Jesus really meant for them to believe and do.... 300 years after the fact. Things like which scriptures were actually scripture and the nature of the Trinity. I'm too lazy too look it up but I believe the first of these was held because a Roman Emperor wanted a standardized state religion.

      For a great example of how this kind of thing goes sideways quickly just look at the state of affairs in the USA. We actually started out with a written and distributed Constitution written to the days legal standard. Little more than 200 years later we've added all kinds of new laws, some of which flagrantly violate the spirit of the original document. And we've had access to the exact text the whole time, in the same language.

      Compare that to the Christian scriptural writings, many of which are of uncertain authorship and date. Not to mention the difficulty in making true translations between languages when everyone has their own interpretation even when reading the same versions.

      Just imagine how fucked we'd be if there was no surviving copies of the constitution, just bits and pieces of what people happened to write down about it, for hundreds of years before Congress wrote out our body of laws. Essentially there is no way to know, in the factual sense, that any church in existence today is anything but a crude approximation of what Christ actually established.

    135. Re:Religion by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Depends, would you use that law if you had a chance? Or would you pay extra?

      That's a strange question. I'm not going to pay extra taxes. But I will support rules that raise my taxes.

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    136. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The companies that Romney was said to "strip and sell" were companies that were on the verge of collapse

      So Romney came in and hastened their collapse and profited off of this. Don't think for one fucking second anyone is fooled.

      Dodging taxes and exploiting loopholes

      Romney does dodge taxes because he stuffs his money into offshore accounts. Don't think for one fucking second anyone is fooled.

      You have a problem with facts, you want to vilify the republicans

      It is obvious that YOU are the one with the fact problem.

    137. Re:Religion by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Christianity has one standard text. A Spanish bible says the same thing as the NIV or the King James, it just says it in different languages. All Christian sects are the same, save a few minor differences, like how often to do communion and how baptism is performed.

      But you'll not find a Christian preacher who says "it's ok to divorce your wife who has alzheimers"... oops... You have the "wolf in sheep's clothing" who puts things in the bible that aren't. Pat Robertson has converted more Christians to athiesm than Richard Dawkins ever dreamed of converting. Never trust anyone who wears a tie, especially a preacher.

    138. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      I see it's still a novelty for Americans for satire to reveal some of the bigger truths.

    139. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Which is why it isn't either, regardless of what Christianity says.

      What christianity says is bullshit? Hold the front page!

    140. Re:Religion by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, they don't need to have "strayed" as you put it to be open minded in the bedroom. Well in so far as it involves just a man and a woman who are married to each other, there is no constraint against props or costumes that I'm aware of. Some of the older folks are prudish about it I guess, but that's probably true in much of the US regardless of religion.

    141. Re:Religion by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Two corrections:

      1. "large laundry list" is comically incorrect, you can probably look up the entire text of the "secret" stuff online. I'd wager it'd take less than 20 minutes to read the entire text version. People might write mountains of stuff to explain it themselves, but the actual material is vanishingly small.

      2. "not to be discussed with outsiders" is actually "Do not discuss outside of the temple". That is to say, do not discuss it between members anywhere but inside an actual dedicated Temple, which is different from the standard Chapel or meeting house. I can see the arguement that this has the same affect, and that could even be it's intention to some degree. The stated reason is that it's sacred. And even in this day and age where anyone can look it up online people at least in my experience will still abide by their promise to keep it sacred themselves and not discuss it outside of a Temple.

    142. Re:Religion by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      There are also a lot of rumors that we don't believe in Jesus Christ, but it should be apparent from the name of the church (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) that we believe he is the Son of God and the Savior of the world.

      I think the question is rather whether you believe in Jesus as the God (and not just Son of God etc). This is generally believed to be a prerequisite for the faith to be considered Christian.

    143. Re:Religion by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The six Oriental Orthodox churches* have the best claim to being standard Christianity, in terms of not introducing new innovations not found in the early Christian church. The "ISO standard" of Christianity was formulated with the first three ecumenical councils in AD 325 (or 325 CE), 381, and 431. These three councils essentially define the universal core of Christianity. The Oriental Orthodox churches reject nearly all innovations since that time (including ones accepted by other Eastern Orthodox churches).

      That's a very big claim - any speculation on the nature of Christ is arguably an innovation, so Oriental Orthodox miaphysitism (or nestorianism of the Assyrian church) is as much an "innovation" as dyophysitism of Eastern churches.

    144. Re:Religion by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 2

      I was "raised Catholic" (scary quotes because it didn't prevent me from becoming an atheist) and I was never told, by family nor priests, that "the host becomes Jesus". It's always been a symbol. Then again, I went to churches in relatively progressive, working class areas.

    145. Re:Religion by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Orthodox believe in it as well, they just use a different word for it.

      A good half of Protestants also do, they just don't go into metaphysics (the whole "essence" vs "substance" thing) the way Catholics do, rather leaving it as much unexplained as Trinity is.

    146. Re:Religion by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      You do realise there are big differences between a court jester and a clown, right? For one thing, you, and more importantly the "nobility", are supposed to seriously contemplate the grains of truth that make the jester's jokes possible.

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    147. Re:Religion by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Yep, the "market" is not a physical place, it is a set of rules that makes trade possible, the most basic of these rules in a capitalistic market are property rights. Also "free" does not mean free of regulation, it means anyone can play. Wether you are free not to play is debatable.

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    148. Re:Religion by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Really mcgrew? You seem like the kind of guy who can spot mythology when you see it. I'm disappointed.

      I mean, those rules you mentioned are good rules. There's nothing wrong with following them. But do you really need to dress them up in ancient middle eastern mythology? If they're good rules they should stand on their own merits, not because some sandy twat from 2000 years ago said so.

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    149. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The symbolism as understood by the Jews at the time of Jesus was that by partaking of his flesh and blood we were to become like Jesus. Follow his example and live the kind of life that he did. Which is why many of his disciples did leave and follow him no more after he said that because they knew it would be too hard for them. Being a true christian is a life long commitment and doesn't involve a simple confession. By their fruits ye shall know them. No one who is a christian would go around saying that another's religion wasn't christian.

    150. Re:Religion by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Or maybe Mormons avoid crazy people.

      Probably

    151. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No actually we believe that we'll be able to have our own universe not just planet. We'll be able to rule over worlds without end.
      It's natural for a child to inherit from his father. We are God's children and whoever is a faithful steward in this life will receive more in the next life even all that God has. It's consistent with biblical teachings and mainstream christian belief. Mormons just have a more concrete definition of what heaven will be like. Most of the other mormons that I know aren't in it for the many wives in the next life. At least It's not something we discuss at church very often.

    152. Re:Religion by dbIII · · Score: 1

      They actually do quite a lot for the poor

      Perhaps, but near me the only sign is paying security gaurds to chase the poor away. There are many other churches that ran charities in the area before the Mormon temple was built so they may not see any need, and maybe they'll do some charitable works in the area at some point, but for now it appears that all the local money going into the Mormon temple is being used to make it look like a high class casino. That leaves a very bad impression even if it's an exception to the rule. To be blunt, at least with that congregation, from the outside it just looks like a place for expatriot American businessmen with dubious ethics (you send us a lot of those) to go to worship money.
      You did want an honest opinion as to why it makes people unconfortable didn't you? They may be wonderful people but they are making a very bad impression.

    153. Re:Religion by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I am sure there are some christians who will compare it to that. One thing about Christianity: there is no point, no matter how uncontroversial it seems, that will not be disputed by some Christian somewhere.

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    154. Re:Religion by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If God goes on walks with you daily, you better believe it matters!

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    155. Re:Religion by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      In other words, you want other people to pay more taxes.

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    156. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well interesting fact... when polygamy was outlawed for the mormons, they started a settlement using funds from the Mormon church with other polygamists in mexico to keep it alive as they believed it was ordained by god; this was something that the church requested them to do. Mitt's Grandfather was a polygamist and he even talked about his parent's being born in mexico on the campaign trail.

      http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/romneys-grandfathers-polygamist-fled-me

    157. Re:Religion by RubberChainsaw · · Score: 1

      Operating Procedure:
      Get you to love and depend on them
      Gain your devotion to the faith
      Teach you the rest of the rules
      Threaten you with abandonment if you step out of line (in a nice way)

      That sounds an awful lot like my marriage...

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    158. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to love /. That dimwit gets 5 points from the monkeys with his fairy tale as it reinforces their beliefs. You are far more accurate and get 3 points.

      That's politics and economics on /. though.

    159. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must still burn you that it was the Republican party that was formed to end slavery in America, and that a Republican president did just that within about 12 years of the party being founded. And what did the Democrats do? Divide the nation, fight to keep slavery, and support the KKK when it was hanging Republicans and blacks.

      Democrats fought to retain slavery and segregation for almost 100 years ~ 1860 to 1960.

    160. Re:Religion by snakeplissken · · Score: 1

      Everyone else believes it is symbolic.

      oh, it's a 'symbolic' eating of god / jesus

      well that's ok then, not weird at all,
      i symbolically eat people all the time.
      perfectly normal

    161. Re:Religion by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I got torn up last time this came up - ( a long time ago in a discussion on Orson Scott Card ) - so I don't want to get into an argument - but I'd say that the list is a bit longer than that if one is comparing LDS to the RC church, Eastern Orthodox or most protestant groups. A lot of Mormons I know think it is shorter because they don't know much about the doctrines or teachings of the other groups.

      I had a job for a while where I checked in product that vendors delivered to a grocery store. One of the truck drivers I dealt with regularly was chatting with me about star wars. (Pepsi was doing a promo with Star Wars characters on cans of soda) and I mentioned that Luke was Lea's brother. He didn't know this, and said "So - they are related - like Jesus and Satan are brothers?"

      I said, "Oh, I didn't know you were mormon."

      He said, "How did you know I was?"

      I said, "Because as far as I know only mormons believe that Jesus and Satan were brothers."

      He said, "Huh - I thought everybody thought that."

      The idea of humans becoming Gods, God the father having a physical body, baptism for the dead, Jesus and Satan as brothers, and a number of other things are rather significant differences as I understand it. The closest analogy I can think of is Judaism and Christianity. I guess Christians could say they have more in common with Jews than is different between them but when you really dig into what the differences mean they are so significant that the two terms are kept separate. It seems to me that what has historically been considered Christianity is so different in content and intent from Mormonism that they should also not be lumped together.

      But in the end I don't think it matters much. The term Christian has come to encompass so much that it's pretty much useless and any discussion of religion that goes anywhere the terms have to be narrowed down pretty quickly anyway.

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    162. Re:Religion by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      So you ARE capable of writing a non-Troll post?

      That makes one of us...

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    163. Re:Religion by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Well in so far as it involves just a man and a woman who are married to each other, there is no constraint against props or costumes that I'm aware of.

      So, you're saying that as long as Mormons are married, it's OK for them to pretend that they are not.

      For some reason, that does not make me warm to them.

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    164. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit, I've worked in the same field.

      I've seen what Moryath described happen FAR more often than what you describe, and I've seen it from both ends. I've worked in two firms where after I got there, working a few months, the boss pulled me into the office and gave me "the rundown on how things really work", the assets we were supposed to look for in a company that could usually be sold for far more than the company was worse to some multinational, and the ultimate goal: to buy out the company at far less than it was really worth, sell the tangible assets, and make sure we rigged it so that our company wasn't exposed "legally" to any debt before we spun what was left of the company away to go through bankruptcy.

      I started looking for better jobs the moment I found out what they were doing, and left the moment I found work elsewhere. Then two more companies I worked at got screwed by this same sort of shit. One minute, we're a small company with a few patents and a nicely popular product making reasonable profits and paying the workers well, the next minute we're bought out by a group of assholes who paid 1/3 of what the company was worth, sold off the patents and design documents, fired everyone, and left one guy in charge of the "spun off" company to run it through the bankruptcy court process.

      Romney, and all the corporate raiders like him, ARE thieves. There's no other way to describe it.

    165. Re:Religion by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I never could understand the Baptists' stance on alcohol, especially considering passages like Matthew 11:18-19 (18 For John [the Baptist] came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, He hath a devil. 19 The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners.)

      Then there's that party where Jesus turned water into wine! Maybe the Baptists consider John the Baptist as the messiah? At any rate, you're right.

    166. Re:Religion by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      The only position (giggle) that I've ever heard from LDS leadership, or seen in print, has been that what a couple does in the bedroom is nobody elses damn business.

      The one caveat to that of course is that they still need to abide by "the law of chastity". Which is that you will not have any kind of sexual relations with anyone but your lawfully wedded spouse. Which of course they'll have to amend whenever gay marriage finally gets nationwide acceptance under the law.

      I have gathered from what older people have said in my presence that at one time or another some church leader may have actually explicitly forbidden anything but missionary position. And I've seen a number of books regarding sexual hangups among members in my wifes book collection, she's a Clinical Social Worker. But I haven't heard or seen anything in any kind of official capacity in the last 20 years other than sticking to the law of chastity and minding your own business.

    167. Re:Religion by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Yes, me and other people.

      Taxes usually work like that. No one supports being forced to pay more taxes than someone else in the same situation. People do support themselves, and other people in the same situation, paying more taxes.

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    168. Re:Religion by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No one supports being forced to pay more taxes than someone else in the same situation.

      But a lot of people support OTHER people paying more taxes than they would want to if they got in that situation.

      Your ad here. Ask me how!

      Is it expensive?

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    169. Re:Religion by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The one caveat to that of course is that they still need to abide by "the law of chastity". Which is that you will not have any kind of sexual relations with anyone but your lawfully wedded spouse.

      Even if, in the founder of Mormonism's case, that "lawfully wedded spouse" is a twelve year old girl.

      When your founder is ordained by God, and his behavior has to be increasingly disavowed by members, there is a problem. Over the century-plus of its existence, the LDS church has dropped a lot of their more despicable positions, on marriage, on race, on gender roles, and I salute them for it. But it doesn't say a lot about how "divinely-inspired" your founding beliefs are if you have to keep changing them.

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    170. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be a dick, but are you sure you are not venting your personal frustrations and experience which has you jaded?

      Sounds like you've a grudge.

    171. Re:Religion by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Meh, the same is largely true of many if not all religions the world over. Mormonism is just a relatively new one and so gets picked on a lot for both being new and different from the mainstream. Saying that a religion should never change or adapt is kind of like saying that we shouldn't write new laws.

      Not that wikipedia is infallible or anything but the list of women who may have been married to Joseph Smith don't show any 12 year olds. There are some of unknown age, and a couple 14 year olds. Are you just trolling as normal or do you have some kind of source?

      In anycase one of the core beliefs of Mormonism is Free Agency, which agrees with the law of the US, that any contract entered into against ones free will is invalid. So if you are trying to insinuate that forced marriages are A-Okay under the Mormon beliefs, you would be wrong. And while I would definitely not advocate marriages involving people under the age of 18, yeck I wouldn't mind seeing it revised to 23 or so, the age at which societies have allowed it in the past are in the past and not something we can fairly judge them for.

      Anyways, this is getting off topic, did you have something actually pertinent to add to the discussion?

    172. Re:Religion by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      There are some of unknown age, and a couple 14 year olds. Are you just trolling as normal or do you have some kind of source?

      As Joseph Smith said, "She was 12, but she looked 14".

      And my source is an angel who left the information on golden plates in my backyard.

      You got a problem with that?

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    173. Re:Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're totally right! People NEVER mock what they don't fully understand! Those cults sure are full of crazy idiots. This entire thread is a monument to the hunt for truth, rather than the old "Is there something I don't understand? Point fingers and laugh or hate it!" attitudes of yore.

      Especially the Mormons. I mean, not only do they try to hide everything from everybody, but they send 60,000 missionaries across the world, at any given time, that are trying to knock on peoples' doors and hide the mormon beliefs from them!

      Educating yourself should NEVER come before harassing or demeaning something you don't understand! In fact, let's do the exact OPPOSITE of what a dangerous cult would do -- shut ourselves off from any education or inforrmation that might interfere with our preconceived notions!

    174. Re:Religion by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Nope, you are free to believe whatever you choose. Stating your belief as if it were established fact is just a bit trollish when it's essentially an accusation.

      Which does bring up one of my pet peeves about religions in my experience, even the LDS church. Which is the insistence on "knowing" something as opposed to just "believing" in it. For instance saying "I believe that Christ was ressurrected" might not be good enough for some people even though it's obviously more honest than asserting a belief as fact.

    175. Re:Religion by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Equating extortion, scams, threats, force and theft to the meritocracy of capitalism is a truth of some kind? I think you've been drinking a bit too much of the anti-capitalism kool-aid.

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    176. Re:Religion by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Ah, you're a Fox News watcher. What a surprise.

    177. Re:Religion by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Actually it's not simply "human" flesh, as it symbolizes the body of Gods son. So it is eating part of their god. Human sacrifices were already out in the old testament.

      The Roman Catholic Church formalized the ritual and according to their dogma, the host is transformed in to real (not symbolic) human flesh. That it is the flesh of an alleged deity in human form is beside the point. That you focus on the details and missed the whole irony thing about "weirdness" is just, well, a little sad.

    178. Re:Religion by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      So, no, it isn't eating flesh and drinking blood, as many love to claim.

      Sure it is. For those who choose to believe what they are told, that is precisely what it is. You choose to believe a different spin on the many-times-translated wording in a collection of Bronze Age folk tales. Whatever. I will note that arguing that one particular superstitious belief is "ignorance", by citing another superstitious belief, is, what was the word? Oh yes..., "charming" in it's intellectual irony.

    179. Re:Religion by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      It is Revelation. Singular. Not Revelations. Only one revelation. A revelation of Jesus Christ.

      I've seen it titled The Revelations of St. John the Divine. First issue, again with the incorrect plural. Second issue, it is not a revelation of St. John. Third issue, St. John is/was not divine. Early in chapter 1 it makes clear Who it is a revelation of.

      Christians do not need to fear the antichrist. He can only do things to the body. Rom 8:31-39. And he will only be in power for a limited time.

      SPOILER ALERT

      Hint: I've read the end of the book. God wins.

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  4. Best Canidate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    RON PAUL 2012!!

  5. Fake Mitt Romney by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Speaking of uncanny appearances, Endorse Liberty (a PAC that supports Ron Paul) put out some web ads featuring other politicians, including "Fake Mitt Romney". One of the first things he says is "I'm Fake Mitt Romney, which makes me a lot like the real Mitt Romney". You can see it here.

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    1. Re:Fake Mitt Romney by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Ron Paul doesn't stand a chance. He's in a competition to find the person with the silliest first name. The current leaders are Mitt and Newt, both of which are pretty silly. He, on the other hand, has not one but two boring first names.

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  6. Capt obvious says : by gx5000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean in person he comes off as a hypocritical crook, you don't say ?

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    1. Re:Capt obvious says : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is acting and he is patently not very good at it. He just needs a good coach on masking dishonesty with manufactured sincerity.

  7. John Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He kinda reminds me of the futurama guys:

    John Jackson:"It's time someone had the courage to stand up and say: I'm against those things that everybody hates."
    Jack Johnson:"Now, I respect my opponent. I think he's a good man. But quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said."
    John Jackson:"I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
    Jack Johnson:"And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough."

    1. Re:John Jackson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't let their identical DNA fool you, they differ on some key issues.

  8. Already seen this movie by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

    I guess the Men In Black need to improve the technology for their prosthetics and vocoders.

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  9. The US is f*cked, presidentially by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 2

    The whole presidential campaign process in general is shaping up to an unfortunate dramatic comedy of a cast of misfits. Do these individuals really represent the US population?

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    1. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by stjobe · · Score: 1

      Not yet, but one of them will. Sadly.

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    2. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, because Republicans have sacrificed virtue for "electability" as have the Democrats. So rather than voting in the primary for people who really represent their beliefs, they vote for someone who is "electable" in the process getting someone who doesn't represent their beliefs at all.

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    3. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. No they won't.

    4. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the Republican version of The Breakfast Club. You have the homophobe, the serial philanderer, the robot, and your crazy uncle. Surely everyone can relate to at least one of them.

    5. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by jbeaupre · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No. Every election cycle, I take a look at the candidates and think "Are these the best of the best? Can't we do better?" The answer to both is a big NO.

      These guys are the survivors of a weird winnowing process. Egotistical enough to believe they should be president, connected enough to get support, organized enough to run, stubborn enough to stick with it, and with not too many skeletons in the closet. Can speak well and doesn't appear overtly crazy or hideously ugly.

      A couple of those talents are useful as president, but there isn't a 1:1 correlation.

      Makes you sort of wonder if the way candidates were chosen in a smoke filled back room wasn't an improvement. I almost wish we could elect a couple committees to go and recruit a presidential candidate each for the whole population to then vote on. Call them the hypothetical R and D committees.

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    6. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by webheaded · · Score: 1, Insightful

      None of the forerunners are electable though...the primaries seem to keep throwing out some of the most insane people the Republican party has to offer. I mean, shit...Ron Paul IS kind of crazy but he looks perfectly normal next to the crazy fucks they have running right now. I mean think about who they had going here...Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry...who the hell really wants to vote for any of those people? Seriously...all this primary has proven to me is that Republican primaries produce insane candidates and that the insane fringes of the Republican party seem to be dictating who gets the nomination. I do not believe that party is actually THAT fucking crazy.

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    7. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      Do these individuals really represent the US population?



      Are they supposed to? I don't remember anywhere in my public education propoganda that a President's role is to represent the people. I do remember that being the Senators and Representatives jobs. I'm not saying I want a President to not represent the people, I just can't think of where that's written down as their job description. Presidents are to carry out the law, and lead.
    8. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by geckipede · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's also the first filter of wanting the position in the first place. Not just believing that they could do a good job, but wanting to be the one governing a country that is in many ways ungovernable. Power always has its attraction, but at the moment the US president seems to have only the purpose of taking the blame.

    9. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by w_dragon · · Score: 1

      I assumed that this was the GOP's way of indicating that they plan to lose the election. I'm hoping for better candidates for 2016...

    10. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by datavirtue · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm a registered Republican, and this year when they called for a donation I told them: "I will not be giving money to any party this year." That was the quickest I have ever gotten off the phone with them. I hope many others told them the same thing.

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    11. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not believe that party is actually THAT fucking crazy.

      Have you talked to any of the people voting in the primary? To me they are either crazy (as in no grasp on reality), or are one issue voters.

    12. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by dballanc · · Score: 1

      Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
      -Douglas Adams

    13. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      No, it is Fox News that wants to lose. For an entertainment network, it is much better for the ratings to be in opposition, than be a form of government news channel, so to both show incredible support for the Republicans and ensure they lose, Fox does everything they can to support the candidates, but give extra support to the crazy unelectable candidates, and tries to steer the news narrative in such a way that it appears you need to be crazy to be a Republican candidate.

    14. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by the_saint1138 · · Score: 1

      As Douglas Adams put it:

      Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

    15. Re:The US is f*cked, presidentially by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope many others told them the same thing.

      Because you want another 4 more years of Obama? That seems to be a common view of "Republicans" on Slashdoot.

  10. Nothing uncanny about it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    He's a smarmy rich douchebag who made a fortune by wrecking companies. Yet he wants to pretend he's "one of us."

  11. Romney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And what is the technical link to a blog like this? Does ther 'Atlantic' suddenly think Mitt is a robotic clone? Is he running under Apple IOS? Maybe they think he still uses Windows ME on his home computer? I don't know what the heck the purpose of the article is? At least - compared to Obama, the guy ahd a real job and has some real experience. Steve Jobs was weird too.

  12. really? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    >> Just as people who interact with lifelike robots often develop a strange feeling due to something they can't quite name, ..and it has nothing at all to do with the fact that anything he says is inherently untrustable, and that he is only self-serving like the worst used car salesman?

    Vote Paul.

  13. Wait ... by Keyslapper · · Score: 1

    Are you saying Mitt Romney is a robot planted to take over the country?

    I knew it!

  14. Laugh by chill · · Score: 1

    The truth is finally coming out. Willard Mitt Romney is really just another alias for R. Daneel Olivaw. Just like on Trantor, some are finally beginning to suspect.

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  15. So what? by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a non-American who lived in the USA for 10 years, I find it amusing that you guys worry so much about your presidential candidates' private lives.

    I remember the presidential blowjob incident. The SAME people who thought Clinton was a great president decided he was no good anymore because he screwed an intern.

    Now we find out Mitt Romney is a dork when he's off the limelight. So fucking what?? Is he able to get the job done should he get elected?? If you think so, vote for him.

    Finally, does your boss worry and judge you based on what you do in private, off the clock?? How about your customers, co-workers, subordinates, etc.??

    No, no, and no, right? Then why the fuck do you care about the candidates' private lives.

    Disclaimer: like I said, I'm not America, no longer live in the US, don't vote, don't care.

    1. Re:So what? by Joehonkie · · Score: 2

      "The SAME people who thought Clinton was a great president decided he was no good anymore because he screwed an intern." What? No. The people who were after him were the REPUBLICANS, who never wanted him to be president.

    2. Re:So what? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      I really don't think anybody's views changed. The people who thought he was a good President before hand still thought he was good.

      The people who thought the blowjob was mattered at all (to people other than his family anyway) didn't like him in the first place.

      Of course there are a group of people who don't like that he lied about it - but the sex had nothing to do with that.

      And no getting the job done isn't the only criteria people care about. Some people think that. Other people consider things like character and would prefer someone they trust to not deceive them more than someone who is better at doing the job.

      Of course my subordinates (and boss, though subordinates is the equivalent when you are comparing with others relations to the President) would care if I was getting blowjobs from other subordinates. In fact significant numbers of people would consider it abuse of power and want me to lose that job even if I was the best person at doing the work involved.

    3. Re:So what? by Conchobair · · Score: 1

      You sound Italian.

    4. Re:So what? by cashman73 · · Score: 1
      Finally, does your boss worry and judge you based on what you do in private, off the clock??

      Sadly, it is becoming increasingly more common for employers to worry about their employees' private lives. That's why a Social Media Background Check is rapidly becoming a necessity when hiring workers. And this really isn't new, but it's more common with the technology. For example, do you smoke? Employers have long discriminated against smokers, mainly because they didn't want to pay the higher healthcare premiums.

    5. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Finally, does your boss worry and judge you based on what you do in private, off the clock??

      Sadly, yes. Employee drug testing; HR departments that scan Facebook and Twitter.

      > How about your customers, co-workers, subordinates, etc.??

      Customers, yes. Co-workers and subordinates, not so much.

    6. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I think people might worry, that if a guy cheats on his wife, he might be capable or even inclined to other underhanded actions. I think the average American still thinks that cheating on ones wife is a poor choice... and if he makes poor choices in his personal life, then he might make poor choices in his public life.

      As for Romney being a dork, I'll probably vote for him, but I can see some pretty big downsides to him acting like a dork, or being socially awkward while trying to negotiate with foreign dignitaries. I mean, if he can't make his own people feel comfortable, how will he make representatives from other countries comfortable?

    7. Re:So what? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Infected with superstition from an early age, the only reason Americans aren't all "Christian Taliban" is brave resistance from Free Thinkers of various stripes since before the Revolution.

      It is delectable to contemplate the sinfulness of others that one may both condemn it and fap with lascivious, vicarious joy.

      "Ohhh. BAD Clinton! Intern....dress...UNF!

      That's the short version. I defy anyone modding this down to contradict it with FACTS instead.

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    8. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You mustn't have learned much about the US in the ten years you were here. No offense.

      "does your boss worry and judge you based on what you do in private, off the clock?? How about your customers, co-workers, subordinates, etc.??"

      Actually, yes unfortunately. I'm not saying it is true for everyone but I have found myself treading the thin line between colleagues and/or boss 'looking out for me' and 'interfering in my life' when it came to life outside work.

  16. You're a moron by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Informative

    The reason he was impeached wasn't sex. It was because:

    1. He lied under oath. We call that perjury and it's a felony.
    2. He lied under oath in a trial where he was having to account for unwanted sexual advances on a woman.
    3. As a matter of law, we try to make at least a half-assed attempt to protect women from aggressive, unwanted sexual advances.
    4. Felonies are actually named as a basis upon which a President can be impeached.

    If he had just admitted the truth, there was nothing the system could have done to him because it was a civil trial and Presidents cannot be impeached for purely civil matters.

    1. Re:You're a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're a moron if you really think that that's the reason they tried to get rid of him no matter how.
      You probably also think Al Capone was punished for his tax trickery...

      Americans... you will believe EVERYTHING. ^^

    2. Re:You're a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "As a matter of law, we try to make at least a half-assed attempt to protect women from aggressive, unwanted sexual advances."

      You're talking about Herman Cain, right? Because Lewinski sure seemed like she wanted to do all that stuff. In fact, she tried to hide it.

      Oh right, it's about "principles" and not the facts. I forgot to wear my derp-hat.

    3. Re:You're a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also forgot to wear your thinking cap. Here's the reference

    4. Re:You're a moron by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      This was moderated Informative? Clinton was impeached because his political opponents saw an opportunity and were willing to stop at nothing to remove him from office. They damaged the political culture and shot themselves in the foot doing it, but they got him... sort of.

      To the non-USian poster above, the American people do not decide what is important to report about a candidate. The news media do that. They report whatever they think will get and keep people watching. Many people are gossips and busy-bodies, and they eat up any salacious details that can be dug up about candidates. Actually, it's any public figure in government, entertainment, etc. It's like a "reality" show. So the news media will serve it up! Because it's not about conveying useful information, it's about selling ad time. It's just one more way that money infects our politics.

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    5. Re:You're a moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but perjury is only perjury if the lie is about a matter directly related to the trial or investigation. If you lie about what you had for breakfast, it is not perjury unless it can be shown to be relevant to the case. Clinton was under investigation for possible involvement in a real estate fraud; when insufficient evidence was forthcoming to prove that case, the prosecutors simply widened the scope of the investigation again and again until it became a rummage through an underwear drawer, desperately seeking ANYTHING to hang the man with. Once you have spent $50-100 million of the taxpayers money on an investigation, you had better find SOMETHING, and Monica was that 'something', although entirely irrelevant to the original or even the expanded investigation. Clinton was foolish to lie about it, he should have simply refused any questions outside the scope of the original matter. He opened a door for the prosecutor every time he opened his mouth, and the trolls feasted.

  17. Political spam by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

    Screw the author. There's nothing here that isn't simply political crap.

  18. Leaked drafts of Romney's acceptance speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Barack Obama is a socialist. He's trying to overhaul this country along the lines of Europe." (pauses while boos fill the hall).

    "That's right, my friends. Now, Europe is a nice place to visit - I spent about five years there in France during the Viet Nam War. Bonjour, tout le monde! Comment allez-vous aujourd'hui?" (pauses, but is met by silence)

    "And Switzerland is a great place to park your money for tax purposes, but I've found we have a better tax shelter right here in the Cayman Islands!" (pauses again.. scattered nervous applause)

    "Not that I ever had much money in those accounts, contrary to what the elite liberal press has suggested. Maybe $30 million or so at the peak. But I am not going to apologize for being a successful businessman, I've created a lot of jobs during my career. There's Everett " (points to the someone in the crowd) "Everett worked for the printer we used at Bain Capital for the private equity contracts." (sustained applause)

    "I'm going to repeal Obamacare. I'm going to win the debates - when the President starts in with one of his outrageous Keystone Cops statements I'll turn to him and say, Ten Thousand Dollar bet, Barack?"

    "And when November comes, we're going to put Obama's dog on the roof of the car " (cheering starts to build) ".. and we're going to take it for a spin on the highway for a few hours, and then we're going to close down the union plant that built the car!" (wild cheers and cries of "Mitt, Mitt")

  19. He's fake and establishment by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    The man's top ten donors are all Wall Street blue blood institutions, he's the inspiration for Obamacare and more. The more conservatives get to know him, the more they start to think it doesn't matter if Obama wins because Romney not only shares the same core issue positions, but has the executive experience to quite possibly be even more "effective" in the ways they want to prevent. This race has become a case of the Republican primary voters and RNC once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. If they had drafted Rand Paul (not Ron Paul) or someone with similar values, Obama would get clubbed like a baby seal in the debates and polls.

    1. Re:He's fake and establishment by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I think this is the only time I'm ever going to agree with you. Romney and Obama hold the same corporatist positions on anything that matters.

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    2. Re:He's fake and establishment by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      Their tax policies are the same? Obama's on record proposing to increase them, and Romney proposes to cut them. Does this not matter?

      There are certainly other issues on which they differ, many of them important, but this one seems pretty obvious and recent.

    3. Re:He's fake and establishment by Hatta · · Score: 1

      How could I forget. Obviously the future of the country hinges on the minutae of tax policy. Here's what's going to happen. Whether Obama or Romney gets elected, taxes will be raised on some and cut on others. Services will be raised on some, and cut on others. No matter where funds come from, we can be certain they will not be spent where they are needed, but where a powerful lobby wishes them to be spent.

      Neither Obama nor Romney are going to address the critical issues that face this country. Both of them are going to continue the practice of rule by lobbyist leading to policies that further economic inequality and make this country even more divided.

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    4. Re:He's fake and establishment by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Romney and Obama hold the same corporatist positions on anything that matters.

      Absolutely. An AC captured this fact elegantly in a previous story:

      Mitt Romney + tanning bed = Barack Obama

      Nothing is going to change one iota when President Obamney is sworn in next year.

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    5. Re:He's fake and establishment by radtea · · Score: 1

      Their tax policies are the same? Obama's on record proposing to increase them, and Romney proposes to cut them. Does this not matter?

      Not in the least, and it's a very sad commentary on the state of American politics that anyone thinks it does. We've known since at least the '80's that the complexity of the tax code matters far more than the rate, and yet Americans continue to be distracted by relatively unimportant arguments about rates while the elephant of complexity continues to rumble around the room smashing everything in sight, destroying jobs and crushing small businesses.

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    6. Re:He's fake and establishment by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      That's nonsense. The tax code is complex, but trained professionals are not that expensive (speaking as someone who has leftover shares in a dot-com LLC converted to subchapter S that still survives on paper, and finally gave up to hire an accountant to file taxes, and is pleasantly surprised at the relatively low expense *). As an example, some years back, our local elementary school PTA discovered that they should-have-been filing returns for about a decade (complications of being the paper entity behind the after-school, so that they could get cheap insurance through the PTA, and the after-school having a giant cash flow). Straightening out this unfiled mess and making nice with the IRS cost all of $1800 from the accountant hired to make it better, and that job was well out of the ordinary.

      The actual tax level is just a knob, a number, and we turned it down in the Bush years, a little more under Obama, and we could turn it back up again. The complexity did not change that much during all that time. And if the rate is unimportant to you, but important to me, that sounds like you would have no objection if I were to choose the (unimportant, right?) level. Right? Or is it really not so unimportant?

      (*) mandatory car analogy. I pay professionals to work on our cars. I have myself rebuilt transmissions, brakes, clutches, and some parts of an engine, but I don't have time now, cars are so complex, and professionals do it faster and better and don't cost that much compared to the time it would take me.

  20. Romney Most Qualified by footNipple · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here we go. The hard and heavy wheels of destruction are starting to turn. Inevitable I suppose.

    IMO, Romney is, intellectually and experientially, the most qualified candidate for US president that we've seen in the last two centuries. I'm not sure what kind of president he'll end up being, but he is certainly qualified for the role and infinitely more qualified than the current US president.

    FWIW, I had the opportunity to work in fairly close proximity to the man back in 1994. Back then I got the distinct impression that he was generally the smartest guy in the room. But what really stands out in my memory was a meeting where various topics of quantitative finance were discussed...in detail. He was very comfortable with partial differential equations. :-)

    1. Re:Romney Most Qualified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is another problem with our electoral process. People mistrust intellectuals.

    2. Re:Romney Most Qualified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice to know you have a huge asshole from which you can draw your whooper opinions. Most qualified candidate for US present in the last 2 centuries? I don't even have to debate this ridiculous statement because I know you aren't familiar with most people who ran for president in that time. LOL you are such a tool. Then again, your presidential qualifications seemingly include "comfortability with PDEs" LOL,

    3. Re:Romney Most Qualified by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      I had the opportunity to work in fairly close proximity to the man back in 1994. Back then I got the distinct impression that he was generally the smartest guy in the room.

      Are you telling us that you and Romney shared an office?

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    4. Re:Romney Most Qualified by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes Romneys qualified. He's had years of experience plundering companies for his own personal profit. Now he can bring that experience to the whole country! Bain Capitol anyone?

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    5. Re:Romney Most Qualified by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2

      He might know PDEs, but what does running a VC firm have to do with being qualified to be president? The two have almost nothing in common.

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    6. Re:Romney Most Qualified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would rather have someone average and moral as president than someone intelligent and immoral.

    7. Re:Romney Most Qualified by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      Is he also teeming with a lot o' news about binomial theorem perchance?

    8. Re:Romney Most Qualified by footNipple · · Score: 1

      LOL. We did not share an office. I, along with a dozen or more other people, attended a handful of meetings which he also attended.

    9. Re:Romney Most Qualified by footNipple · · Score: 2

      He might know PDEs, but what does running a VC firm have to do with being qualified to be president? The two have almost nothing in common.

      I could not disagree more! The character and success of the United States is all about "venture capital". Romney's got EXACTLY the right executive experience as a CEO and a state governor to get capital flowing again to US businesses helping them to increase payrolls and become more internationally competitive.

      Will he be successful as president? Who knows. But he's a much better set of dice to roll in 11/2012.

    10. Re:Romney Most Qualified by footNipple · · Score: 1

      plundering companies for his own personal profit

      I don't agree with this characterization of his role at Bain because it is simply not accurate. I would encourage those reading this to not rely on politically charged rhetoric as their primary source of information about Romney's career at Bain.

    11. Re:Romney Most Qualified by jensend · · Score: 1

      Well, he is eager to tell you many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

      If I were feeling a little more poetic I'd try my hand at writing a couple verses of "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Right-wing Candidate," but I'll leave that to somebody else.

    12. Re:Romney Most Qualified by khipu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes Romneys qualified. He's had years of experience plundering companies for his own personal profit.Now he can bring that experience to the whole country!

      I sure hope so, because "plundering" failing companies is far preferable to bailing them out with taxpayer money, which is what Bush and Obama have been doing.

    13. Re:Romney Most Qualified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just from watching him I get the impression that he is exactly as you say. Easily the most technically qualified candidate we've had in my life time.

      But he's always has the biggest lack of character of any candidate I've seen. Mitt Romney is a perfect case study in why a resume does not make a President. He's technically qualified in every way, but his near total lack of honest conviction means he should not be allowed anywhere near a job that a human being with a beating heart should hold. We're better off if he stays a corporate robot that expedites business instead of a leader responsible for the well-being of other humans.

    14. Re:Romney Most Qualified by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Romney is, intellectually and experientially, the most qualified candidate for US president that we've seen in the last two centuries.

      Really? Because that's quite a claim. Eisenhower had plenty of organizational experience, for example. McKinley seemed like an intelligent guy. What makes you so certain he is so qualified?

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    15. Re:Romney Most Qualified by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      IMO, Romney is, intellectually and experientially, the most qualified candidate for US president that we've seen in the last two centuries.

      meh. he's not stupid (neither is obama), but as to experience, wha? he was a one-term governor and was hated by his electorate. he has nothing regarding foreign policy at all. he knows a sector of finance but that's hardly the overall economy.

      plus, it's really hard to tell what he really knows and thinks because he changes his mind on every issue every day. he's like a human magic 8 ball.

      i'd argue that, in terms of experience, the most qualified guy we had in the modern age was H.W. former congressman, ambassador, CIA chief, VP for 8 years (and really ran the show as opposed to the doddering dementiaman-in-chief). still sucked as a president tho.

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    16. Re:Romney Most Qualified by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Do you know how VC works? It's all about capital investment, with a focus on getting as much out of the invested company as possible, with the destruction of the company being an entirely valid option. If that's how you think the US works.... well I sure hope you're wrong. Furthermore, a president is NOT a CEO. Heck, it's about as far removed from a CEO position as you can possibly get. Do you know what a president can do on his own to influence the economy? He can appoint his man as Chairman of the Fed and put someone in the Treasury department who he trusts. That's it. He doesn't even control the federal budget. State governor has maybe something to do with being President, but no one's hyping Romney's governing of Massachusetts.

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    17. Re:Romney Most Qualified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO, Romney is, intellectually and experientially, the most qualified candidate for US president that we've seen in the last two centuries.

      You're imagining that the ability to make objective decisions based on quantitative data has anything to do with leading the country. The most important trait in a President is empathy. "The guy you'd like to sit down and have a beer with." The second most important trait is charisma. He's got to be able to rile up the people like a Revival Tent preacher, and it's completely irrelevant on what topic. Smart policies: who cares? Take any position, and you'll find half the country thinks it will be great and half thinks it will be the end of the world. Americans don't want a chief executive, they want a chief entertainer.

    18. Re:Romney Most Qualified by sam_paris · · Score: 2

      Are you serious or is this a subtle joke I am miss-understanding? Romney is intellectually and experientially the most qualified candidate for US president? Really? Really?

      Romney is a corporate shill, who is willing to flip-flop on any issue as long as it gets him the nomination and presidency. He doesn't care about 99% of the people in this country, he only cares about keeping himself rich and empowered, and keeping those other rich people and especially corporations, rich and empowered.

      If he becomes President, expect more lobbying, high taxes for middle-income and working classes people, lower taxes for big corporations and wealthy individuals, less benefits and lower standards of living if you're poor, and so on. Also, expect less regulation on banks, increasing the chances of another financial crash. Of course, if that happens you can be sure he will make a bunch of money out of it, as will all his friends, and indeed the bankers responsible for the crash.

      Oh, and all those people who got healthcare thanks to Obama's healthcare improvements (examples here: http://obamacarestories.com/ ), well, screw all those free-loaders, under Romney we can point and laugh as they go bankrupt and/or die, because he'll be repealing that bill.

    19. Re:Romney Most Qualified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen

    20. Re:Romney Most Qualified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mitt's qualified to pass a math test, and he's ruthless, so he's gone far. To lead a nation -- the United States of America -- you need to be the best listener, have the most fundamentally grounded principles (shared by the majority of the nation), infallible judgement, masterful social competency, limitless compassion, and instant humility. I know some Republicans who could pass those tests, but the party will never let them rise in the ranks.

    21. Re:Romney Most Qualified by footNipple · · Score: 1

      I hear what you're saying, but disagree with your point of view. I would like to elaborate, but my responses are getting censored/modded out of the discussion by those that need to control the debate.

    22. Re:Romney Most Qualified by footNipple · · Score: 1

      Ok that's strange. One of my responses was modded to 0, then to 1 and I still couldn't see it. Will have to figure out the settings.

    23. Re:Romney Most Qualified by wilson_c · · Score: 1

      What constitutes experience which qualifies one for the presidency has been open to debate for 224 years. If Romney is qualified, he's qualified as a politician and business executive, and plenty of presidents with both backgrounds have made a mess of things in the past (W anyone?)

      I'm not sure that math skills are of any use when it comes down to horse-trading with congress to bully legislation through. He can try, though.

    24. Re:Romney Most Qualified by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      IMO, Romney is, intellectually and experientially, the most qualified candidate for US president that we've seen in the last two centuries. I'm not sure what kind of president he'll end up being, but he is certainly qualified for the role and infinitely more qualified than the current US president.

      So you think Romney is at a higher intellectual level than James Madison, Bill Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt, Jimmy Carter, William Taft, Barrack Obama, Benjamin Harrison, and FDR? And has a better record of experience than EVERY candidate (which includes losers not elected) in the last 200 years? SERIOUSLY? Are you a victim of his spooky Mormon voodoo or did he give you a million bucks out of his back pocket? Even Gingrich (who I detest) is miles ahead of Romney intellectually, and I fail to see how Mitt's experience is significantly greater than anyone else's. Are you sure didn't mean to say he has bigger bank accounts and IRAs?

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  21. Reptilian Shape Shifter by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, you'll laugh about it, until you meet one. You'll sense it, deep in your brainstem, that you're prey.

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    1. Re:Reptilian Shape Shifter by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      Wait until you put the sunglasses on...

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  22. What's left must be the truth by ciaohound · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Romney is in the uncanny valley, let's eliminate the impossible and what's left must be the truth. He clearly is not a corpse, and let's face it, zombies are fictional, so he must have some sort of prosthesis. Not a prosthetic hand, but perhaps a prosthetic forehead.

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    1. Re:What's left must be the truth by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...let's face it, zombies are fictional

      That will upset Christians. Zombie Jesus is a cornerstone of their system of myths.

    2. Re:What's left must be the truth by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      But everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads!

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  23. What bothers me by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even before Iowa, people were claiming Romney was "electable". WTF? Why is a guy who couldn't beat a 100 year old loser in 2008 "electable"? More important, when has the "electable" candidate actually WON?? McCain was electable, and so was Bob Dole. On the other side, John Kerry was electable, and I'm pretty sure Hilary was more electable than an unknown 2 year Senator with a foriegn name.

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    1. Re:What bothers me by Darkness404 · · Score: 2

      Yep. I'm sorry but I'm not voting for Obama, Santorum, Gingrich and I'm certainly not voting for Romney. I don't want a president like the last 10 that we have had. When was the last time we actually had an anti-war candidate from the democrats? When was the last time we actually had a free market candidate from the republicans?

      If the Republicans choose Gingrich, Santorum or Romney as their candidate, I'm not voting for them. If the democrats have Obama as their candidate I'm not voting for them. Instead I'll actually vote for a worthwhile candidate (either Ron Paul or whoever the Libertarian party runs)

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    2. Re:What bothers me by dr2chase · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of the two candidates that actually have a chance of winning, is there one that comes closer to what you desire? You may vote for ponies, but what you're getting is a kitten or a puppy.

    3. Re:What bothers me by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

      You may vote for ponies

      It's the Celestia/Luna 2012 ticket for me.

    4. Re:What bothers me by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      "what you're getting is a kitten or a puppy."

      Both of whom will poop in your slippers.

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    5. Re:What bothers me by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Hilary was more electable than an unknown 2 year Senator with a foriegn name.

      You are definitely wrong. Hillary would have been a bad choice, because she would always have been associated with a previous president, and many people hate all previous and current presidents. An "unknown" was, without a doubt, the smart choice. Hillary-vs-McCain would have been a fair fight, and only drooling fuckwit morons pick fair fights.

      To see an example of fuckwit drooling morons, observe the Republican nomination campaign, which is coming down to not-unknowns -- i.e. candidates with guaranteed exploitable weaknesses.

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    6. Re:What bothers me by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      You may vote for ponies, but what you're getting is a kitten or a puppy.

      +1 Insightful. And catchy.

    7. Re:What bothers me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed I'm voting for Paul as well, unless something absolutely crazy happens and he actually gets the nomination. If that happens I have to sit down and do a lot of hard thinking.

    8. Re:What bothers me by khipu · · Score: 1

      Well, it more comes down to "what you're getting is a turtle or a salamander". And in that case, I don't care. So I might as well voter for who I really do care about.

    9. Re:What bothers me by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      You might be right about unknowns. I remember earlier polls that said a "generic republican" would kick Obama's ass. *sigh* They really should have found a generic republican.

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    10. Re:What bothers me by Dotren · · Score: 1

      Should that matter in your decision on who to vote for though? Tactical Voting, I'm sure, doesn't help those better candidates increase their chances which is why it's pushed as the best option by some people. It's in the interest of both primary parties to encourage tactical voting because, even if you're voting for the rival party, you're still voting for one of the primary parties and NOT for a third party that could introduce unwanted variables into the political game.

      Unfortunately, in some cases it's working. There are people I've met that either believe that third parties are fictitious or acknowledge they exist but still only vote for Rep or Dem because those are the only REAL parties and are therefore the only appropriate parties to vote for. They firmly believe that voting for anyone else is simply wasting a vote.

    11. Re:What bothers me by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      There's a lot to be said for primarying the weak-tea candidate of the party closest to your preferences. This seems to have worked moderately well for the "Tea Party" (they don't always win the primary, when they do, they don't always win the general, but look at their influence on the Republican Party).

      The game is fixed by the voting methods -- as long as we have most-votes-wins, and no preference voting or transferable voting, we're stuck with tactical voting. All methods of voting have pathologies, but most-votes-wins seems to have more of them. With transferable voting, you truly could vote first-of-all for the candidate who most nearly matches your views, and also not lose your vote entirely if your favorite candidate happens to be not attract many votes.

      You don't win this game by pretending you're playing some other game that you like better.

    12. Re:What bothers me by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Jeez, I don't know. Can you eat any of those? Maybe the turtle some mentioned further down.

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    13. Re:What bothers me by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      You may vote for ponies, but what you're getting is a kitten or a puppy.

      Given the cart that needs pulling to get out of the quicksand, I'll vote for the pony.

      The Republicans can't win the general election without the Ron Paul supporters and they know it. And polling indicates that at LEAST half of the Paulistas will NOT vote for any of the other members of the Republican field, considering them at least as much of a problem as Obama. (Only Ron Paul and Mitt Romney poll as potentially winning against O. And in the general campaign Romney can expect to lose ground due to his history while Ron can expect to GAIN ground - especially among independents and anti-war Democrats - as more people are exposed to his politics.)

      When both sides hand you a disaster candidate who cares who wins? The only way to NOT waste your vote is to use it to send a message for the next time around:
        - Voting for a minor party candidate (or writing in a candidate not on a major party ticket) says "Here's a vote you could have had if you hadn't run such a turkey."
        - Voting for the candidate whose position on his highlighted issues is closest to your own on YOUR important issues says "And here's what's important to me and which way you need to change to get my vote next time."

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    14. Re:What bothers me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may vote for ponies, but what you're getting is a man-eating velociraptor or a brain slug.

      Fix'd.

    15. Re:What bothers me by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of differences in what you get by electing a Republican (probably Romney) or Obama. They may not be important to you, and that's what's interesting. A Republican administration is somewhat more likely to start a war, and a good deal more likely to adopt policies that will increase our deficit (cutting taxes "permanently" w/o cutting spending, in particular, but also repealing the Affordable Care Act). Environmental regulations? Much more likely to be rolled back by a Republican. Job safety regulations? Again, much more likely to be rolled back by a Republican. Women's rights? Much more likely to be rolled back by a Republican. Universal health care? And so on.

      It's pretty obvious from the way I present this who I prefer, but you could just as easily turn it around -- all those safety and environmental regulations, really not such a hindrance to economic growth, are they? Universal health care -- not that big an intrusion. Cutting taxes on job-creators, makes no difference.

      If you want to move things to the left, we need to primary out the DINOs in the Senate, if you want to move to the right, you primary out the RINOs, and in both cases, hope that your "improved" candidate wins. If you completely, totally, cannot stand to do tactical voting, agitate for some other voting scheme, like single-transferable-vote (fat chance getting THAT to pass, but I'd be with you in that effort).

      So, for you, none of this stuff is particularly important? What is? Who would be better, both on the metrics that matter to you, and on all this other stuff listed above that happens to matter to other people? (Because if you can't sell your "better" choice to other people, what ever made you think you had a prayer of getting him, her, or it elected?)

    16. Re:What bothers me by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      A Republican administration is somewhat more likely to start a war,

      Actually, Democratic administrations are more likely to start wars (though with the imperialistic Neocons the Republicans have run lately the difference isn't as great as it once was). Democrats are both clueless about how violent conflict works and prone to incrementalism. The latter avoids "Schelling points" where the frog jumps out of the heating pot. This is very effective for incrementally imposing their will on a population already under control. But when applied to war it leads to doctrines like "proportional response". This leaves the enemy with no logical time to surrender, even if he WANTS to, leading to continuous escalation and disasters like Vietnam.

      But that's not germane to Ron Paul., who should NOT be lumped with generic Republicans. He's a constitutionalist of the "liberty wing". His foreign policy is "no entangling alliances" his strategy "Bring the troops home unless war is DECLARED. If war IS declared, achieve the stated target and STOP." ... and a good deal more likely to adopt policies that will increase our deficit (cutting taxes "permanently" w/o cutting spending, in particular, ...

      And Ron Paul is again not in the same lump as the rest of the Republicans. He's an Austrian School economist. For the last THIRTY YEARS he's been preaching that the problem is really government SPENDING diverting resources from productive effort, not the details of how the resources are diverted.

      PLEASE don't lump Paul in with "the Republicans". As The Muppets might sing: "One of these men is different from the others ...". Take a look at his actual positions and voting record before sounding off against all Republicans.

      (It should be noted that the Liberty movement has positions in common with, and positions opposed to, EACH of the major parties, in about equal proportion. Because of the major party advantage, Ron chose to try to work within one of the parties rather than outside both (though he DID run for president with the Libertarians at one point). He picked the Republicans because his hottest button was economic and the Republican lip-service position was closer to what he considered correct and necessary. Getting the Rs to live up to their rhetoric was perceived as more likely to succed than turning the Ds around.)

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  24. Sociopath by jduhls · · Score: 2, Informative

    He is a sociopath like most folks who seek power.

    1. Re:Sociopath by quantaman · · Score: 1

      I don't think he's a sociopath, but he could certainly be a psychopath.

      I don't believe all politicians are psychopaths (Obama seems like a genuinely good person) but I think Republicans got themselves into a bind with the Tea Party where the only way to be a viable candidate was to be some grade of nutjob (Bachmann, Santorum, Cain, etc), or an otherwise sane person who tells them what they want to hear such as Gingrich or Romney.

      I think Gingrich can pull it off since he's enough of a narcissist that he believes he is being genuine, but for Romney I really feel like his entire persona and everything he says is built around gaining power.

      Gingrich would certainly be a disaster as a president because advisors would have trouble keeping the dumb ideas in check, and a lot of policy would be directed by appeasing Gingrich's ego. But for Romney I'm actually having some trouble justifying the belief that being a psychopath is necessarily a bad thing for a president. He really just follows the power, and that probably keeps him in pretty moderate waters.

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    2. Re:Sociopath by jduhls · · Score: 1

      -1 Flaimbait?!?! It's merely a diagnosis of a potential treatable disease. He should see a doctor as should many money-hoarding, greedy, sociopathic politicians.

  25. Yes they do, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, does your boss worry and judge you based on what you do in private, off the clock?? How about your customers, co-workers, subordinates, etc.??

    Actually, they do; hence why background checks include Facebook now.

    Many companies will terminate you or at the very least talk to you if you do things in public that reflect poorly on the ompany - within the law of course. I remember reading about employees of a company started by an ex-Oracle executive getting into trouble for their behaviour - quite innocent - outside of work. And this was before Facebook.

    Secondly, the Mormon chruch was founded by a con artist. It was formed in the 19th Century so there is a record - written record - of the founding, the founder, and his background.

    I think anyone who follows a "religion" that is founded by a con-artist is either quite stupid, horibly misguided, or somehow involved in the con.

    Gold tablets that were given to him by God and then taken away when someone waented to see them? And the precepts of the church are something a horny frat boy would come up with.

    The older religions at least have the excsue that their founding was shared verbally and there was distortion and embellsihment - but something that was created in the age of the printing press? Please.

  26. Who's the moron? by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Informative

    BZZZT!!! Bullshit.

    We don't call lying under oath "perjury." We call lying under oath about something material to the case at hand "perjury." Clinton did lie under oath in a deposition about Whitewater to questions that had not a damn thing to do with the case, therefore not perjury. If you go back and check, he was completely acquitted of that charge--even by several Republicans.

    Also, even if he were eventually found guilty, felonies are not named as a basis upon which a President can be impeached. "High crimes and misdemeanors" is the basis. Clinton had an affair. Stop trying to conflate that with giving away our nuclear codes to China.

    By the way, you might want to know that as a matter of law, we do not prosecute people because of consensual sex.

    And by the way, he WAS impeached because of sex. You can try to dress it up any way you want, but that's it, period. They tried to get him on Whitewater, and they couldn't. He was completely acquitted of all of those charges, too. Maybe you don't remember so well what happened during those days, but I sure as hell do. The Republicans made some shit up and hauled him in to give a sworn deposition under oath about Whitewater. Once he got in the room, they started asking him all sorts of sordid, slimy questions that didn't have a damn thing to do with the case at hand. Everyone in that room--especially Bill Clinton--knew that the testimony would be leaked and that it had zero to do with any actual crime. It was character assassination, pure and simple. Hell, they knew they didn't have the votes to actually find him guilty, so the end goal wasn't really to remove him from office, either. The point was to get Ken Starr's report out to the public and put all of the salacious details on people's televisions; to distract the public from REAL issues.

    Clinton was by far one of the best presidents we've ever had. Eight straight years of relative peace, no messy expensive international entanglements, budget surpluses, record low unemployment, booming economy with little inflation, etc. Had the Republicans not conducted their little smear campaign, there's no way come hell or high water Al Gore could lose in 2000, it would have been a Reaganesque landslide. They were desperate, and as a result, Clinton for a couple of years had a very hard time carrying out his duties as President. I kinda wish he had been able to focus on things like, I dunno, say, Osama bin Laden, instead of having to testify about where someone consented for him to put a cigar.

    So stop being such a tool and persisting with this bogus "but he lied under oath, waaaah!" bullshit. He was impeached due to sex, and it was nothing but a Republican ploy to take the White House in 2000, end of story.

    1. Re:Who's the moron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more than that. It comes down to business ethics. The CEO/President/Owner/etc. should NOT engage in sexual activity with an unpaid employee. Trust me...if the head of a hospital was caught banging an unpaid med school intern...IN the hospital...it would result in the loss of his job. Clinton's sexual escapades were well documented and...frankly...resulted only in political embarrassments. It wasn't just about sex but about abuse of power and position. To paint it any other way is completely disingenuous...

    2. Re:Who's the moron? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

      You dare post facts here? Prepare for a hoard of tri-corner hat wearing goons to pummel you with nonsensical ravings and coordinated mod bombing from a collection of attack accounts.

    3. Re:Who's the moron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn Well Put. Wish I had mod points... (or bothered to log in)

    4. Re:Who's the moron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey genious, Monica was not an intern when she had sexual activity with Clinton. And most of your other facts are wrong too.

    5. Re:Who's the moron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clinton was by far one of the best presidents we've ever had.

      I can name dozens of presidents who didn't sign DMCA or CALEA (or a 20-year-extension on copyrights). In terms of anti-liberty legislation, the 1990s were even worse than the decade which followed (and that was a pretty bad one).

      Clinton compares favorably relative to some presidents, but let's not ever forget that in an absolutely sense, he was a reprehensible scumbag who sold out America nearly every time Congress asked him too.

      The point was to get Ken Starr's report out to the public and put all of the salacious details on people's televisions; to distract the public from REAL issues.

      Clinton was complicit with the program to distract America. Had he vetoed DMCA so that Congress would have had to override it, that law would have gotten more coverage and debate. Instead, he signed it so that people would move past it, to concentrate on the things he wanted them to, such as Lewinsky.

      Clinton was was Bush 1.5, or he was Obama alpha, or GWB was Clinton 2.0, or however you wanna call it -- part of the same continuum of presidents who work against America's interests.

      Quit deifying these kind of people; they're the enemy, even when they also happen to be the enemy of your other enemies.

    6. Re:Who's the moron? by genghisjahn · · Score: 1

      Right, they needed to make sure Clinton didn't run for a 3rd term in 2000?

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    7. Re:Who's the moron? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      She was on his report chain. He was the POTUS and she worked in the white house. Career ender for anybody else.

      He also got he a job in the pentagon to keep her quite and out of sight. Somebody qualified wanted that job.

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    8. Re:Who's the moron? by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      "Clinton was by far one of the best presidents we've ever had."
      Yes, but he also repealed Glass-Steagal, thus laying the foundation for "too big to fail banks". Thus, he laid a big-ass timebomb for us. We are still dealing with the results of its explosion.

    9. Re:Who's the moron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relative peace? What about Serbia and Kosovo? Not as expensive as Iraq and Afghanistan, but it's not nothing.

  27. why romney cannot win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Y'know that little thing called Occupy Wall Street? It will take exactly 2 milliseconds after/if Romney gets the nomination for OWS to realize that Romney IS Wall Street. He makes over 20 million a year in carried interest. How the hell can he possibly relate to a regular person with an income like that?

  28. Letterman said it best... by jfruh · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...when he said Romney looks like "the guy who plays the American president in a Canadian movie."

    1. Re:Letterman said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heart.

  29. Neil Stephenson by dargaud · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As usual reading Neil Stephenson is spot on for the average geek: Interface is about a slightly 'enhanced' presidential candidate that is the _perfect_ shill for big business.

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  30. It was the Paula Jones Law suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The deposition that Clinton lied about having sex with Monica Lewinski was for the Paula Jones sexual harassment lawsuit. I would think having sex with an intern would be material to this case.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_Jones

    As with Nixon it was not the crime but the cover up. Only Nixon is synonymous with being a crook and Clinton is not.

    1. Re:It was the Paula Jones Law suit by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      As with Nixon it was not the crime but the cover up. Only Nixon is synonymous with being a crook and Clinton is not.

      Both Nixon's crime and coverup were significantly more serious than Clinton's, so I think that's understandable.

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    2. Re:It was the Paula Jones Law suit by radtea · · Score: 1

      The deposition that Clinton lied about having sex with Monica Lewinski

      He did not lie under oath about having sex with Monica Lewinski. Under the definitions he was given she had sex with him but he did not have sex with her because the brief defined "having sex" as "contact between genitals" or "contact between YOUR mouth and your partner's genitals", and getting your dick sucked does not count as "having sex" under that definition.

      I've used this example on occasion to help people understand non-commutative algebras, and think there really ought to be one for sex, with the "!" or "bang" as the operator, of course. So B!M =/= M!B. There are some open questions regarding transitivity that can only be answered by a series of carefully controlled threesomes...

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    3. Re:It was the Paula Jones Law suit by KagakuNinja · · Score: 1

      No, the Paula Jones lawyers (who were being payed by the billionaire-funded "Arkansas Project"), committed some ethical violation in sharing information about Lewinski with the Ken Starr lawyers. They wouldn't have known what questions to ask Clinton without that (and also, the information Linda Tripp dug up by pretending to be Lewinski's friend whilst secretly taping their phone conversations).

  31. Weird by eternaldoctorwho · · Score: 0

    And here I always thought Mitt Romney was a muppet, at least according to the Daily Show.

  32. News from 2013 by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The audience at the inauguration were puzzled by the beginning of President Romney's long-anticipated speech, in which he simply intoned: 'Attention all planets of the solar federation: we have assumed control, we have assumed control, we have assumed control..'"

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    1. Re:News from 2013 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice comment considering today is 2/1/12 !

  33. Awkward by pscottdv · · Score: 2

    equal parts 'Leave It to Beaver' corniness and social awkwardness

    I wonder, what is his slashdot id?

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      I wonder, what is his slashdot id?

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  34. Why not say "Objection - irrelevant"/"no comment"? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    We call lying under oath about something material to the case at hand "perjury."

    If it's not pertinent to the case, why was it asked, let alone answered?

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  35. I wouldn't sweat it by seven+of+five · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mitt cannot harm a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to be harmed.

    1. Re:I wouldn't sweat it by martas · · Score: 1

      Ah, but there's a loophole! Why else do you think he's running for president?

    2. Re:I wouldn't sweat it by artor3 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, he lacks the zeroeth law, and is not only able, but eager, to harm humanity.

    3. Re:I wouldn't sweat it by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      Mitt cannot harm a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to be harmed.

      Hmm, I guess Mitt's firmware must have been updated after he left Bain then?

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  36. Uncanny? That's not the uncanny part.... by RobinEggs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What's really uncanny is the two or three editorials per day about Romney's massive electability problems. And I only read one mainstream outlet; this story suggests other papers are doing the same thing. All this babbling about his problems and how he can't possibly win, and meanwhile he's, you know....winning. At least the nomination, and he probably has as good a chance as any against Obama in the general election.

    I don't like Romney at all, but I'm still profoundly unsettled by this desperate meta-campaign to convince people he can't win. Are news outlets delusional? Are they trying to shape public policy by falsely prophesying some inevitable result? It just plain creeps me out.

    1. Re:Uncanny? That's not the uncanny part.... by radtea · · Score: 2

      I don't like Romney at all, but I'm still profoundly unsettled by this desperate meta-campaign to convince people he can't win. Are news outlets delusional? Are they trying to shape public policy by falsely prophesying some inevitable result? It just plain creeps me out.

      I think its a matter of selling eyeballs to advertisers. No one is going to read or comment on a story that is true, which would appear under a headline: "Romney's Campaign Prepared to Spend Its Way to Victory".

      Money is the big determiner of primary outcomes, and Romney has the most by a long shot. Ergo, he's going to win. But pundits don't get paid to point out obvious facts. They get paid to stir up controversy, especially where no reasonable level of uncertainty exists. Ergo, all this bullshit in a "race" whose outcome is 96% certain.

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    2. Re:Uncanny? That's not the uncanny part.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They're not trying to shape public policy, they're trying to shape the election. Specifically, they want to shape the election into a close race until the bitter end, because that makes for more exciting television which gets more viewers which gets more advertising dollars. (They could give less of a fuck who actually wins).

      One of the major components of this is attacking the front-runner, because Romney's lead is sufficiently commanding that there's really no way he's going to lose the nomination at this point. So they need to reduce this lead while propping up another candidate to be the "contender". (It looks like they're going with Gingrich.)

      They did this same thing in 2008: after Super Tuesday, Clinton was incredibly unlikely to win the Democratic nomination by the numbers, but the media kept acting like it was a two-horse race until the convention. They tried to do this with the Republican primary, too, but when it was just McCain and that preacher that nobody wanted to vote for, nobody was really buying it.

    3. Re:Uncanny? That's not the uncanny part.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not reverse psychology.

  37. We voted for the likable guy last time by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 1

    and look where it got us. Home prices are continuing to plummet, all of my health care plans at work are more expensive, unemployment way above the 7% figure that Obama "promised" we would never cross, etc.

    These garbage posts are ruining slashdot anyway. If Romney was so unlikable he wouldn't have been elected as a conservative governor of one of the most liberal states and wouldn't have won Florida by double digits yesterday.

    1. Re:We voted for the likable guy last time by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      He was never elected as a conservative governor of a liberal state. He was elected as a liberal governor of a liberal state. This is why he is unlikable among conservatives and republicans. He does not have a conservative drop of blood in his body.

    2. Re:We voted for the likable guy last time by the+computer+guy+nex · · Score: 1

      He was never elected as a conservative governor of a liberal state. He was elected as a liberal governor of a liberal state. This is why he is unlikable among conservatives and republicans. He does not have a conservative drop of blood in his body.

      If this was true, there would be 100 stories on Slashdot promoting Romney. This is the most liberal site I visit, and the opportunity of having 2 liberal presidential candidates would make this place giddy.

    3. Re:We voted for the likable guy last time by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Nah. Your run-of-the-mill Slashdot Obama fanboi can't get past the (R) that Romney has after his name, despite the evidence that suggests he is anything but.

    4. Re:We voted for the likable guy last time by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

      If this was true, there would be 100 stories on Slashdot promoting Romney. This is the most liberal site I visit, and the opportunity of having 2 liberal presidential candidates would make this place giddy.

      Actually, as an admitted liberal, I'm not too worried about a Romney presidency. I certainly think Obama better represents my core principles (despite his failure to stop the scary police state bullshit started by Bush/Cheney), but I doubt Romney would present a radical change to the executive branch. He really is a moderate, not that far from Obama --and unlike Bush, Jr., he actually seems intelligent, thoughtful, and presidential. And unlike his GOP primary competitors, I believe that most of his radical campaign promises are just pandering to woo the far-right base --promises that will be forgotten before November.

      Oh, and as for the claim of /. liberal bias? That's simply because it's reality-based. :)

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    5. Re:We voted for the likable guy last time by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

      and look where it got us. Home prices are continuing to plummet, all of my health care plans at work are more expensive, unemployment way above the 7% figure that Obama "promised" we would never cross, etc.

      I've had my disappointments with Obama, but it hardly seems fair to blame him for not fixing problems that were over eight years in the making --and can you honestly say the hostile congress has been much help these problems? All things considered, we could have done much worse and many economic indicators are finally going in the right direction again.

      These garbage posts are ruining slashdot anyway. If Romney was so unlikable he wouldn't have been elected as a conservative governor of one of the most liberal states and wouldn't have won Florida by double digits yesterday.

      This year's GOP primaries look a lot like 2004, when Democratic voters dispassionately selected John Kerry as the most electable candidate. The nomination is being driven by an anti-incumbent calculus rather than likeability. I expect similar results since sadly, U.S. presidential elections aren't that much different from voting for high school class president. It's mostly a popularity contest decided by poorly-informed, swing voters (if they were competent, it seems very unlikely they wouldn't be locked in to the party most aligned with their personal interests).

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    6. Re:We voted for the likable guy last time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      home prices need to keep plummeting. the middle class is being destroyed so that's the only way anyone will be able to afford a home.

  38. It's not uncanny at all by msobkow · · Score: 1

    Just as people who interact with lifelike robots often develop a strange feeling due to something they can't quite name, something about Romney leaves voters unsettled.

    That's because they're trying hard to ignore the fact that he's a bigoted, judgemental, do-what-I-tell-you-not-what-I-do "typical" old-school politician. People who are uncomfortable with him just aren't willing to dig deeper and understand their own discomfort, but I do hope they'll trust their instincts and not vote for this warmonger.

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  39. It's because he's a sociopath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He does a pretty good normal human act but the mask slips sometimes. He does not appear to hold any positions on ANY political issues that cannot be flipped or tossed overboard when needed. He has never shown any compassion towards the companies and employees that Bain wrecked. Yes, some of there acquisitions turned out ok but about half led to the acquisition being screwed with massive debt and layoffs while Bain walked away with massive profits. The only thing he seems to cling to is the Mormon Church, a highly structured institution with rules and traditions on how to treat other Mormons. A lot of Mormon communities can be very supportive and good for their members. For a sociopath like Romney the structure makes for less problems with faking normal human behavior.

  40. Re:Why not say "Objection - irrelevant"/"no commen by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

    If it's not pertinent to the case, why was it asked, let alone answered?

    Um, I'm pretty sure KingSkippus addressed that in his post. Wait, let me go back and check... Yep, it's right here: "It was character assassination, pure and simple. Hell, they knew they didn't have the votes to actually find him guilty, so the end goal wasn't really to remove him from office, either. The point was to get Ken Starr's report out to the public and put all of the salacious details on people's televisions; to distract the public from REAL issues."

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  41. Mod up! by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

    And to survive as an investment banker on Wall Street, you need to be a sociopath (or at least afflicted with a severe case of Asperger's). You must believe, with every fiber of your being, that you cannot possibly make enough money -- and that it is entirely fair and just that you do so. Your morals must be self-centric, or at the very least easily suspended. (Confession: I are an MBA, so I know a little about this.)

    The question is: Should someone like this, no matter how qualified, be president? I'd say no.

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  42. Has no one heard of the word smarm? by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

    This sounds like the author has never heard of the word smarmy before.
    Define: smarmy

    Adjective: Ingratiating and wheedling in a way that is perceived as insincere or excessive; unctuous.
    Synonyms: sycophantic - adulatory - oily - obsequious - fawning

    Define: smarm

    Verb: Behave in an ingratiating way in order to gain favor: "I smarmed my way into the air force".
    Noun: Ingratiating behavior: "it takes smarm and confidence".

    Mitt Romney looks like someone who forced himself to smile so long that it is stuck on his face like a sticker. The guy probably sleeps with that grin. It looks weird and painful. It screams "used car salesman" which is the essence of smarmy. I suspect that everyone realizes this, but many don't seem to understand that this is a common shared concept and there is a word for it.

  43. I dont agree with his stand on the issues by voss · · Score: 1

    However the idea that a candidate can tell lame jokes and be a bit of a dork actually makes him more human and appealing. Maybe hes trying to hide his inner beanie. Im not going to vote for him but it doesnt hurt him with me anyway.

  44. This is simply politics @ slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blah blah Romney is wierd blah blah. Newt is a sellout, presidents and congrss members can trade with insider knowledge it's true and there' only one thing to do about it: Not support any candidate and choose a leader outside the context of official ballots..

  45. Honestly... by Jiro · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I have a hard time giving any credence to analysis like this. There are two possibilities:

    1) Someone who supports Romney and just isn't willing to think Romney opponents have any reason to hate him for his ideas--instead they hate him because he seems robotic. "Explaining" that your opponents disagree with you for some reason other than your ideas has a long and sordid political history.

    2) Someone who opposes Romney and is willing to sling mud by saying that he seems like a robot. Attacking irrelevant features of your political opponents also has a long and sordid political history.

  46. There is no such thing as the Uncanny Valley by objekt · · Score: 0

    Stop trying to look intellectual. Everything is creepy at first, then we get used to it.

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    1. Re:There is no such thing as the Uncanny Valley by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

      Google for some bad plastic surgery pics and get back at us.

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  47. Irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you smoking?

    People are weird, get over it.

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  49. The Swat Valley is another uncanny valley by VennData · · Score: 0

    The Swat Valley is another valley where the Uncanny Valley of revulsion occurs at the site of a robotic General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper is locked onto your recycled Moto StarTAC

  50. Pointless, but popular by Lashat · · Score: 1

    However if comment count is any indicator this story is a hit with /.ers.

    This story scores in at 181 comments vs 95 for the second most popular story this morning.

    Maybe this story is just everyone's morning cup of bitch. I don't know. I'm just saying it's an interesting note about /.ers. (Including myself here.)

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  51. Uncanny valley isn't the word for it by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    But, something must be very off-putting about the guy in person. Maybe he's just an awkward person. I remember a news story about some debate where a bunch of candidates were in the bathroom talking about how much they all hated him and how they were determined to see him not get the nomination. We all have our quirks, but it's strange when someone's personality can universality flip certain switches.

    I'd like to meet the guy just to see what the deal is. I doubt we'll ever see the real him in this campaign.

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  52. Tentacle Quickly Smooths Romney's Hair by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

    There is this youtube video of a mini robot mowing the lawn and he's very robotic looking, but you can't help feeling sympathy for him as he struggles with the task: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv61MzF1n7k

    So even though he physically looks nothing like a human, your ability to project your feelings on him makes him likeable. Perhaps Romney's likeability problem is that people cannot project feelings onto him. He's just some strange, clear-cut, very functional being in a domain we have little experience with.

    Subject is a headline news blurb from TheOnion.

  53. This is the second team. by Animats · · Score: 1

    The Republican presidential candidates are so bad this year because the Republicans who are any good are sitting this one out and waiting for 2016. The current candidates are the second team.

  54. Re:Why not say "Objection - irrelevant"/"no commen by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    If it's not pertinent to the case, why was it asked, let alone answered?

    Because unlike a court room, a Congressional hearing has no Judge (who is ethically and legally bound) to to keep the questioners in line.

    If the Chairman of the committee wants/allows things to go offtopic, there nothing you can do.
    You don't have a lawyer to shout "I object!"

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  55. TMBG quote required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  56. Transmetropolitan by Jade_Wayfarer · · Score: 1

    It's all there in that old book - except that US is becoming Transmetropolitan City way faster than Ellis thought. Obama and Romney are both Smilers of our days. One sad exception is that there is no Spider Jerusalem today - and even no possibility for him to appear.

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  57. "unintended" consequences? by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not conspiracy, just unintended consequences.

    Consequences can only be "unintended" for so long. We've known for decades, arguably centuries, that creating a large/popular black market will divert economic strength away from the general populace toward criminals. When you see it as it's happening, and maintain (rather than repeal) the laws that make that market remain black, it's no longer an unintended consequence. At the very best, it's a regretfully accepted/planned consequence.

    You can't say "you have to break some eggs to make an omelet" and then call the breaking of eggs unintended. Oh you intended it, you just weren't completely happy about it.

    Similarly, we shouldn't allow politicians a free pass on the known and anticipated consequences of the drug war. They can still support the drug war with honor, but only if they own those consequences. The authoritarian parties need to come out and say

    We know better than doctors and your local governments, believe there is a limit to the dignity humans should be allowed to have, and also we believe that it is better that Americans send their drug money to Mexico than spend it on domestic farms. Drug production is that unwanted in our country that we're willing to make these sacrifices, and here is why...

    and then finish that sentence with whatever amazing fact or political theory it is, that has been so preciously held from the public for so long. But don't fucking say, "We didn't intend to usurp your local government, overrule your doctor, disrepect people, and send money to Mexico.. we had no idea prohibition would necesitate all that," because that is just insultingly unbelievable.

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    1. Re:"unintended" consequences? by QRDeNameland · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mod this up. Too many people apply Hanlon's Razor by giving far too much leeway to "adequate stupidity". When you see any large institutional system that seems incredibly stupid, look behind the curtain because it just may be incredibly smart for someone else's benefit.

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    2. Re:"unintended" consequences? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Where to start...

      The War on Drugs is only one thing of this sort that we're doing. If I were going to go after any one of those policies I'd probably start by making a list of them, find the least interconnected, and go after that one. I'm not sure it would be the War on Drugs, but maybe it would. Some of the stupidities we do are so deeply ingrained that we don't even perceive them, let alone question them. It takes serious effort to step outside and see.

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    3. Re:"unintended" consequences? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      The amazing fact and political theory is this: Politicians don't want to look soft on crime, even if that crime is only perceived (since perception is reality in politics). The majority of voters (not people, but people who actually go vote) still disfavor legalization, and it's easier to play to their existing beliefs than to try to change them. And if you buy into the whole "representative democracy" thing, the role of a representative isn't to change public opinion anyway, but to express it as it exists.

    4. Re:"unintended" consequences? by Feyshtey · · Score: 1

      Consequences can only be "unintended" for so long. We've known for decades, arguably centuries, that creating a large/popular black market will divert economic strength away from the general populace toward criminals.

      Like gun laws...

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    5. Re:"unintended" consequences? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The majority of voters (not people, but people who actually go vote) still disfavor legalization

      I googled, and could find no evidence that your assertion is correct. On the contrary, Gallup says half of Americans favor legalization.

      I believe your numbers are simply out of date. When Gallup started asking in 1968, only 12% thought it should be legal.

  58. Even So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I'd vote for him before I'd vote for Obama. Shit, I'd vote for a sack of rocks before I'd vote for Obama.

  59. Real reason he won't win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's almost an Obama policy clone. The only difference is that Obama will listen to labor unions, whereas a Republican will have the military-industrial complex whispering in his ears. Given recent history, there's no compelling reason to put the GOP machinery back in place.

    What's needed in this country is a Theodore Roosevelt. The closest thing we have is Ron Paul; but he's TR without the hale and hearty character, charisma, or common sense.

  60. He'll be eletected for sure then by wonder · · Score: 1

    G.W.Bush was at first glance not a completely ignorant moron too. Maybe Mitt and his uncanneyness will not have to work as hard to rig elections either.

  61. He's Republican, and anti-gun. So he's fucked. by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    Romney has shown signs of being an anti-gun, or anti-gun for the little guy type person. And he's fucked because of it.

    It's amazing out of the collection of trash the Republican party has been kicking around for the election they settle on the one that has this obvious problem. I know people that'll be voting for Ron Paul over this... which is silly, because that will hand the election to Obama, who is at least as anti-gun as Romney is. One would think before bothering to spit shine someone up for the pre-election stuff that they would notice this.

  62. Pathetic by Voline · · Score: 1

    So little effort went into this product. It has the same specs as the Gorebot 2000 with just some cosmetic changes to the exterior and a firmware update.

    The market for full-size Princeps is moribund these days. Mobile is where all the action is.

  63. Mittford man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Romney's robotic performance makes me wonder if he is the male equivalent of a Stepford wife. Or in the words of some old hippy: Do you trust a man who's got implausibly white teeth and perfectly quaffed hair?

    I lived in the same town as Mitt and my kids hit the Mitt up one Halloween. He handed out toothbrushes. Give me a break!

    SG

    1. Re:Mittford man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "perfectly quaffed hair"

      Impressive. How do you drink hair? And perfectly, at that?

  64. And the Lewinsky affair was consensual... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    so I still can't figure out how any questions about it were relevant to the trial.

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  65. Yes, we've had great CEO presidents... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    There's W of course..... well, maybe not that great. Herbert Hoover, there was a great...no maybe not. Don't worry, I'll find one...

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  66. Be more like George by jtara · · Score: 2

    The best thing the guy could do is to be more like his father, George Romney. He was governor of Michigan when I was a child. He was a self-made auto executive before that. The family didn't come from money. In fact, they fled from a Mormon colony during the Mexican Revolution and "struggled during the Great Depression". (Yes, I cribbed that from Wikipedia...)

    Before running for governor, George Romney was CEO of American Motors, the underdog of auto manufacturers. When George Romney ran for the office of governor, he released *7* years of tax returns. He became a popular Republican governor of a almost-exclusively Democratic state. I don't recall any "mormon" issue, but I was a little kid, and I think awareness of Mormonism was pretty low. Nobody knew what that was, or else didn't care.

    I don't know why Mitt refuses to take after his father, who seemed - to me, at least - an honest and direct man.

    I suppose the problem is - he CAN'T be like his father. George grew up in a Mormon colony in Mexico and in Salt Lake City during the depression. Mitt grew up in Bloomfield Hills, which is one of Earth's Reality-Free Zones.

    1. Re:Be more like George by ciaohound · · Score: 1

      He'll end up being more like George W.

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  67. There's a reason Mitt only served one term by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    as governor. Actually a few million reasons, known as the voters of Massachusetts.

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  68. A lot of us can't get past the flip-flops by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    The guy can't go two weeks without contradicting himself. I don't think he believes in anything, except that being rich really kicks ass. And Joseph Smith.

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    1. Re:A lot of us can't get past the flip-flops by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      What guy? Obama, or Romney?

  69. Funny you mentioned that by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    I will say one thing about Mormons... of all the people I've met of different religions, Mormons were by far the nicest and most genuine people. They actually try and live the tenants of their religion. I'm an atheist, but if I had to pick a religion to follow because I wanted the culture, I'd pick being a Mormon. I hate alcohol anyway. :)

    You might not have a choice, just like his ardent atheist Father-in-Law. After he died, the Romney clan (having already indoctrinated the rest of the in-laws) had ol' father-in-law posthumously baptised and added to the Mormon roles - COMPLETELY against his explicit wishes. Citation? Gawker (yeah, I know, but doubt they made it all up)

    How do you think the concept of Separation of Church and State would fare under President Romney? How about your rights to be left alone even after death?

    1. Re:Funny you mentioned that by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      How do you think the concept of Separation of Church and State would fare under President Romney?

      Far better than under a 'mainstream' Christian. Who understands better about religious persecution than Mormons? The last thing they'll do is legislate so that one religion is able to dominate more than others, because that dominant religion won't be theirs.

      How about your rights to be left alone even after death?

      You know what? I'm dead. If it makes my family happy to baptize me in whatever they want so that it eases their mind that they'll eventually meet me in the afterlife, that's fine with me. I'm, you know, dead, so it doesn't matter anymore. If they want to stuff me and put me in the living room, hey, that's great. Whatever makes them happy. Funerals are for the living, not for the dead.

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    2. Re:Funny you mentioned that by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      How about your rights to be left alone even after death?

      There's no "me" after death, so any rights pertaining to myself as a person are gone the moment I die. If they want to "baptize" me posthumously, that won't matter to me in the slightest, nor will it somehow make the living me in the past a Mormon.

  70. We have another Turing award winner! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least Romney is going to win something!

    But seriously, if you followed him at all, he quite often spits out meaningless BS that makes no sense place to place telling people what he thinks they want to hear -- just like a program in the those contests tries to fool people into thinking it is human.

  71. noted on 2-1-12 by Bayoudegradeable · · Score: 1

    2112 on many levels... well done!

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  72. Welcome to the (Romney) Matrix by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
    Mitt Romney’s individual contributors (please see end for list of financial institution contributors)

    John Paulson, hedge fund manager, Bob Mercer, Renaissance Technologies, Bill Koch, member of Koch family, and various other hedge fund managers and private equity LBO firms, etc.

    John Paulson was the hedge fund manager who made an estimated $5 billion one year betting on the economic meltdown thanks to a supertanker-sized amount of insider information. (Remember that when Alan Greenspan left his position as chairman of the Federal Reserve, he went to work for Paulson at his hedge fund.)

    To illustrate the direct wealth transfer in action: Paulson buys a credit default swap (CDS) for $1.4 million, which later pays out $100 million --- and he does that any number of times.

    Paulson and the other banksters and hedge fundsters, now have their billions and A.I.G. and Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase and Morgan Stanley, et al., “must” be bailed out by the taxpayers --- who later lose their jobs and homes or residences, and must go on “austerity” programs because Paulson and Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Chase and GE bought those CDSes and AIG and the others who sold them didn’t have any capital on hand to back them up.

    Bob Mercer’s Renaissance Technologies is an institutional investor in the major banks and oil companies which were heavily involved and responsible for the global meltdown as they speculated – or financially manipulated – the prices of oil, energy and commodities – jacking up the paper market price of oil to 13.8 times higher than the actual physical market by May of 2008 by super-selling oil futures to each other, forcing the price upwards.

    They used the same scheme to jack up the prices of refinery-involved chemicals and oil transportation costs (using forward freight futures to raise the price of supertanker rental and bulk carriers, etc.)

    Mitt Romney’s Fortune

    Born into wealth, Romney would accumulate even more by selling debt, loading companies with debt and more debt by taking out loans against companies in leveraged buyout deals to reward himself.

    He accumulated even more money by avoiding taxes; utilizing offshore finance centers in the Caymans, Switzerland, and other locations. (The leveraged buyout structure itself is predicated on tax avoidance and shifting the burden of taxation onto the workers due to the tax deductibility of debt payments.)

    This is what plutocracy looks

    like!http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2012/01/Romney.jpg

    (And his Super Pac individual donors)

    http://query.nictusa.com/cgi-bin/dcdev/forms/C00490045/763780/sa/11AI

  73. Lovebots by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    ...people who interact with lifelike robots often develop a strange feeling due to something they can't quite name...

    Except for the people who get all horny, you mean. Unless that's the strange feeling you were talking about.

  74. Cannon? by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    Isn't that 'canon' or do they really keep a big old gun in the temple? Huh?

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  75. Whoosh!!! by oldmac31310 · · Score: 2

    My first 'whoosh'. Yay!

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  76. Dishonest Voters. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Republicans have sacrificed virtue for "electability" as have the Democrats. So rather than voting in the primary for people who really represent their beliefs, they vote for someone who is "electable" ...

    The mathematical psychologists - as far back as the 1960s - had a term for this "Dishonest Voter". It referred to someone who, rather than voting for the candidate closest to his own position, voted for the closest within the constraint of perceived electability. It played HELL with the mathematical models.

    ... in the process getting someone who doesn't represent their beliefs at all.

    This is why it's a bad strategy.

    An example of how it can go wrong is the replacement of California's recalled governor (Gray Davis) in 2003. Jim McClintock would have made about the ideal rein-in-the-government Republican candidate. But his name recognition was a bit low. Then Arnold Schwarzenegger entered the race. A LOT of Republican voters switched because of his name recognition advantage and the perception that McClintock might not be able to win - which became a self-fulfilling prophecy. Arnold became "The Gubernator", self-admittedly JUST on name recognition. Later polling showed that McClintock WOULD have had enough votes to win handily had Arnold not entered the race.

    It turns out that Arnold was one of the most extreme RINOs in existence. He was nominally a Republican because he'd been very impressed by Nixon as a new immigrant from Austria (perceiving him as anti-socialist in the Nixon-Humphrey debates). But he married into the Kennedy family (Maria Shriver) and acquired political connections and advisors (and ambitions) through them. It was noticed at the Inauguration that virtually everybody on the VIP platform was a noted Democrat. He appointed a Democrat as his chief of staff. Faced with a solidly Democratic legislature (thanks to a combination of a leftist-majority urban population and gerrymandering) he submitted a few government-cutting proposals to voters as initiatives. When these failed he threw in the towel and became a generic Democrat-equivalent California governor for the remainder of his term limit.

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  77. Have you actually LOOKED at Ron Paul? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    IMO every one of the Republican nominees are pretty damned creepy, ...

    Have you actually LOOKED at Ron Paul 's positions and voting record (rather than the Lamestream Media's smears)?

    At any rate, we have no good choices. I'll probably vote Green or Libbie anyway, just because I find it incredibly stupid to vote for anyone who wants to put you, some of your friends, or members of your family in prison.

    When both major parties hand you lemons, who cares which one wins? The only way to make your vote count is to send a message for next time around. Voting for (or writing in) a minor candidate says "Here's a vote you COULD have had if you hadn't run such a turkey." Voting for one with a position on his keynote issues is close to your position on YOUR important issues says "And here's what's important to me and which way to change to get my vote next time."

    (I note that Ron Paul's position on the drug war is to end the federal part of it - which is all he'd have influence over. The drug war is mainly driven by the fed and pushed onto the states, so returning the issue to the states would essentially kill it - or at least both give you a smaller job to finish it off where you live and a number of safe havens.)

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    1. Re:Have you actually LOOKED at Ron Paul? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Have you actually LOOKED at Ron Paul 's positions and voting record (rather than the Lamestream Media's smears)?

      Did he write the newsletters that he published? Or was he ignorant of the contents of things that were going out under his name, and that he was making money on?

      In either case he's not fit to be dog-catcher, never mind president.

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    2. Re:Have you actually LOOKED at Ron Paul? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Paul's stand on the environment and corpratism make him an unpalatable candate for me. However, I usually do as you suggest and vote third party. Both the Greeniess and Libbies want to end the drug war.

  78. OH SNAP! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Blame the Tax law for this not the man.

    ...except that he worked as a lobbyist to reduce the capitol gains taxes. So in this case blaming the law is blaming the man.

    We can further deduce the nature of his character for using his political connections and power to reduce the taxes that he has to pay at the expense of others. The guy is scum.

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  79. Mormon beliefs by prosandconrads · · Score: 1

    I think it would be interesting to have a president that follows these guidelines as outlined in the Mormon Articles of Faith: We believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers, and magistrates, in obeying, honoring, and sustaining the law. We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent, virtuous, and in doing good to all men; indeed, we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul—We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things, and hope to be able to endure all things. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things. Full disclosure: I'm a Mormon.

  80. Reasons by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

    This all seems a bit silly, comparing our distaste and distrust for Romney with how we feel about robots, so I'll give you a few other reasons people are not comfortable with him:

    1. He's a Mormon. Most folks know little about Mormonism other than rumors and salacious details about other people who irrelevant, but there is a genuine distrust of Mormons by other Christians, right or wrong.

    2. He's very rich. His wealth dwarfs that of Obama, Bush and Clinton. (Combined even? Not sure, but I think I heard that, which is what matters here.) Casual, spur-of-the-moment $10,000 bet, anyone? Seen pics of the guy's mansions?

    3. Early on, he was hesitant to take a position on anything, and his RomneyCare vs. ObamaCare distinction is shaky.

    4. Negative ads and attacks. Maybe he is better qualified than Gingrich, Obama, Santorum, or whomever, maybe not, but he has spent far more time cutting down the field than building himself up. None of those others are evil people who hate America, but Romney would tell you they are if he thought it would help him and he could get away with it. Negative, negative, negative. Again, maybe he has a point to some of it, but it is hard to listen to over and over. Where are HIS solutions?

    5. Foreign policy, or more correctly a lack of foreign policy. Once the smoke clears, and after everyone else's ideas are shrugged off, what is his strategy? Is there one? Militarily, Bush wanted us to flex our muscles and take the fight to whomever wanted it as a deterrent. Obama has shown more of a desire for closure than ongoing wars, but has had some big scores as well. Both talked tough with Iran but wisely had some restraint, neither showed a lot of interest in commiting the resources necessary to close the border with Mexico, both handled China delicately, and both struggled with budgeting, debt, jobs, and our trade deficit. Romney's policies thus far have been vague at best, with no meat or potatoes.

    6. Business as usual/Business first politician. Made tons of money with Bain, a company that was in business to make tons and tons of money, not save jobs, as he seems to think people will believe now. Does not "get" poor people, thinks it is okay (it is legal, but is it right?) that he pays a tax rate of 15% while people struggling to pay for one modest home pay 30%, was a Governor, ran for US Senate, and ran for president before but claims to be markedly different or a political outsider.

    7. The guy is stiff. Not quite John McCain physically stiff and actually moving like a robot, but despite his presidential appearance he just doesn't come across like a guy you could sit down and chat with over a beer. Wherever you stand politically, you can not deny that many people think Obama, W., Clinton, George I, Reagan, and even Carter were all brilliant conversationalists or at least had a real charm that comforted people. Romney, on the other hand, is simply looked at as the best chance to beat Obama, out of a field of uncompelling candidates, or the shiniest turd. Would anyone just want to hang out with the guy and pick his brain, unless you enjoy talking about hedge funds or something?

    I think there are enough reasons not to look at Mitt Romney as our next best hope to lead the world's lone superpower, without having to actually compare him to a fictionalized robot.

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  81. romney fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    romney is a pisces, we all go both ways at once, it is our universality...deal with it

  82. I'm not buying the Uncanny Valley argument by eco2geek · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'm corny and socially awkward, too! Where the hell is my venture capital firm?

    Seriously, I think Mitt's unpopular because he's one heck of a flip-flopper who says quite a lot of mendacious things, not because of the way he looks or acts.

    At least that's true for liberals. I suspect that, with conservative voters, he's probably unpopular because he's just not conservative enough.

  83. Hope for the severely challenged. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The candidacy of Mitt Romney is encouraging to anyone who has had his or her brain removed. All things are possible for them, also!

  84. I am that jackass. by RubberChainsaw · · Score: 1

    I figure A+B has to be greater than A (for non-negative values of B, in case someone is thinking about being a jackass).

    0 is a non-negative value, and A+0 = A, which is not greater than A. (Sorry, just finished my topology work.)

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  85. Everybody but Slashdot readers by happyfeet2000 · · Score: 1

    knows he's a reptilian humanoid... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kofOtDJaCdc

  86. Who's the moron? - You by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    We don't call lying under oath "perjury."

    Umm, yeah we do:

    Perjury - the willful giving of false testimony under oath or affirmation, before a competent tribunal, upon a point material to a legal inquiry.

    Google is your friend.

  87. Re:Why not say "Objection - irrelevant"/"no commen by BeerCur · · Score: 1

    Check yourself. What are you asking? Are you typing in rhetorical questions to hear yourself type?

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  88. There are options for president... by nido · · Score: 1

    Gary Johnson 2012. Mr. Johnson tried for the republican nomination, but the powers that be decided to exclude him from a bunch of debates, and his republican candidacy didn't get off the ground.

    He was governor of New Mexico for... 8 years, and the libertarian party is organized enough to get him on all 50 states' ballots.

    I think if he'd pick up some of those "reality sticks" lying around, his campaign would really beat the crap out of Obama and Romney (Wall Street's anointed candidate). I'd have him start with pointing out how our entire money supply is "borrowed from Wall Street". Then he could move on to point out how Wall Street rigs the health care industry to make it as expensive and ineffective as possible (Ex: Lipitor. Business Week had a story about 4 years ago about how no one actually benefits from knee-capping their body's cholesterol-generating mechanism...)

    Drug laws are a big one too...

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