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  1. Re:Warrant only applies to France on Tour de France Champion Accused of Hacking · · Score: 3, Funny

    You xenophobic idiot. Last time a frenchman won the tour de France was in 1985 - that's 25 years ago.

    Wow. Not only do they suck at cycling, they also suck at cheating!

  2. Correction: on Iran Suspends Google's Email Service · · Score: 0

    Stop insulting asses. Religions can be pulled out of other orifices than asses!

  3. Re:Not sure in USA but in Spain... on The Apple Paradox, Closed Culture & Free-Thinking Fans · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mac users are bought

    Where do I get one? Is there a code word I have to use at the Apple store? When I get it home, will it, like, you know, do "stuff" to me?

  4. Open letter to Rock Star Employees on Rockstar Employees Badly Overworked, Say Wives · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you regularly work more than 45 hours a week, you are doing it wrong. There are exceptions, but they should be rare. Get your priorities straight!
    If your job sucks, you are doing it wrong. Fix it or get out!
    If your wife talks to your boss for you, you are doing it wrong. Grow a pair for christ's sake!

  5. To all the girls who ever called me a Neandarthal on Human Males Evolve At a Faster Pace Than Females · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for my apology.

  6. Seriously on Hotmailers Hawking Hoax Hunan Half-Offs · · Score: 1

    Is there any way to mod the title to troll?

  7. Re:Not open source, don't trust it. on DECAF Was Just a Stunt, Now Over · · Score: 1

    I would still be with my addictive behaviors; womanizing...

    Yeah! Right!
    The closest this hacker Jesus freak gets to womanizing is when his mom brings his hot pockets to the basement!

  8. Re:This guy walked a very fine line on Dad Delivers Baby Using Wiki · · Score: 2, Funny

    Glad he got it done!

    At that point, neither he nor his Blackberry had much to do with the proceedings!

  9. Re:Not keeping low profile? on Best Way To Clear Your Name Online? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Start a blog and claim you had sex with Tiger Woods. Those old references will be buried so far in the search, it will just like it never happened.

  10. Re:Touch screens and the like on Apple vs. Microsoft Multi-Touch Mouse Comparison · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like a little tactile feedback on your 'C' would have helped.

  11. Re:uh on Great White Sharks Visiting San Francisco · · Score: 1

    That's a terrible plan. He's broke and you would be cross-eyed and have to wear a diaper for the rest of your life.

  12. Re:uh on Great White Sharks Visiting San Francisco · · Score: 4, Funny

    they'll generally leave you alone

    Mike Tyson "generally" is not going to kick your ass, but you're still not going to sit next to him in the airport. Are you?

  13. Re:I just hope... on "Road Trains" Ready To Roll · · Score: 1

    As long as it's Kris Kristofferson diving the lead vehicle, we have nothing to worry about.

  14. Off topic on What Does Google Suggest Suggest About Humanity? · · Score: 1

    BTW why is this posting window only 20 characters wde?

    A WebKit-based browser will allow you to resize the text box.

  15. Re: sellaband? on Terminator Franchise To Be Auctioned Off · · Score: 1

    Public Enemy and their new album

    How does that go?
    ED! How low can you go!
    Viagaro, what a brotha know.
    Back once again, it's incredible
    Shuffleboard animal. D!
    Public Enemy Number One.

  16. Re:Its to do with people with the wrong keyboard . on ICANN Approves Non-Latin ccTLDs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are a lot of websites where the words don't matter.

  17. Re:well now on Sparc Sends SparkFun Electronics C&D Letter · · Score: 1

    Might I interest you in some SparkFun servers?

    I guess Arduino just kicked it up a notch.

  18. Re:Development crippled by what? on Developing Nations Crippled By Broadband Costs · · Score: 1

    You'd be better off simply placing an uncovered tray in the sunlight...

    But the gain in UV will be offset by the e. coli from the dog crapping in the tray.

    This discussion is a good example of how the average user spends most of their time online discussing urban legends and porn surfing, frankly, primarily the latter.

    Don't be a dick.

  19. Re:Pull this guy's funding! on Skiing Robot May Not Be Useful, But Fun To Watch · · Score: 1

    It's the -talking- to the sexbot after the sex that needs work.

    You have clearly missed the point of having a sexbot.

  20. Re:Online play on Scientists Use Quake 2 To Study the Brains of Mice · · Score: 1

    I pwn humanz.
    B3N

  21. 1982 called - on Eee Keyboard Details Released · · Score: 1

    They want their PC back. If only it would play Summer Games.

  22. That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her on Italian Scientists Put Robot Spiders In Your Colon · · Score: 1

    For the record, you send a robotic bird after the robotic spider.
    Now I'm going to have that freaking song in my head for the rest of the day.

  23. Re:Top target? on Hackers Targeting Xbox Live · · Score: 2, Informative

    TFA does not mention any virus. In fact, the bulk of the attacks it mentions are social engineering attacks. There's nothing the OS can do about that. Some OSes may allow you to do things in a "smarter" way, but, to the best of my knowledge, there are none that can prevent you from being stupid.

  24. Re:Direct ascent. on Windows Mobile 6.5 Launched, Panned · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean. MS was first to market with so much that the computing world takes for granted - multi-tasking OS, windowed GUI, web browser. Their web browser innovations alone - tabbed browsing, for instance - never fail to astound me. I can't believe they dropped the ball this time.

  25. Re:Confirmed on Apple Wants Patents For Crippling Cellphones · · Score: 1

    I think we're only hearing this from people who weren't alive during the 90s.

    I'm surrounded by 8 year olds? That explains a LOT!