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  1. If only "Blade Runner" were produced on Titan... on Titan's Tropical Weather · · Score: 1

    ...then Roy Batty's last line would have been, "Like... tears in the methane."

  2. Breaking news: Slashdot is dying... on Slashdot Turns 10 But You Get The Presents · · Score: 1

    It is official; Netcraft confirms: Slashdot is dying!

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Slashdot community when IDC confirmed that Slashdot market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all network traffic for wasting time at work. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Slashdot has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last [samag.com] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test...

    Just kidding! Good job everyone. Keep up the good work, and try not to lose market share to groklaw!!!

  3. "Tubthumping" parody on Aerosol Spray to Identify Bombing Suspects · · Score: 1

    Urea nitrate? And this article was from the "spray-the-terror-away" department?

    Why, that should have been from the "pissing-the-night-away" department. Any Chumbawamba fan should have thought of it.

    "I get blown up, I get up again,
    And you're never gonna keep me down
    I get blown up, I get up again,
    And you're never gonna keep me down..."

  4. Not complete until... on The Linux Weather Forecast · · Score: 1

    ...they introduce pleasant-looking weatherwoman, and cheesy muzak.

  5. Obligatory quote... on 30 Years For Online Pharmacy Spammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Michael Bolton: We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.

  6. Cool, geeky girls... on Smarter Teens Have Less Sex · · Score: 1

    This ought to splash some cold water of reality on those of us who think that geek girls with a cute face and a hot bod are somehow "do-able" or "marry-able". Look, she probably sees you as just another exiled program bound for deletion - it's nothing personal.

  7. Freudian slip? on Bill Would Criminalize Attempted IP Infringement · · Score: 4, Funny

    Read the title again: "Bill Would Criminalize Attempted IP Infringement".

    That wouldn't be "Gates", would it?

  8. Re:Hello Mudda, Hello Fadder... on Explosives Camp · · Score: 1

    Excellent! That song is hilarious!!!

  9. Format of the storage... on Microsoft to Offer Free Online Storage · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...will be a .PST file.

    First 500 MB are free? That is, until it hits that 2 GB limit. Then everything goes down the toilet.

  10. Why not ask... on Controlling Computers With the Brain · · Score: 1
  11. What's the Science in This? on How Bad Can Wi-fi Be? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why did the /. editors allow this drivel to go through, admitting in the brief write-up that there isn't any science behind this?

    I thought /. != FUD.

  12. Obligatory quote... on Microsoft, Sue Me First · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I AM SPARTACUS!!!"

    Let's see whether Microsoft runs out of cruciforms first or the Open Source community runs out of people first.

    It's on.

  13. Augur the Seer... on 20 Years of Bill Gates Predictions · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The only "seer" of technology for me is Augur, and he doesn't use Windows.

    At any rate, only a person with truly innovative and revolutionary approach has the insight to guess how technological advances will influence societies. Gates' approach has been to buy out companies he can't compete with, and then re-branding the acquired products. It was true with PC-DOS v1.0, and it continues to be true to this day.

  14. Re:4 Minutes in Space on Scotty Scooped Up · · Score: 1

    That was the whole point of SS Botany Bay. Watch "Space Seed", then Star Trek II.

    Except in that case they neglected to kill off Khan and his followers BEFORE sending them on their way.

  15. Pot Calling The Kettle Black... on Spyware Maker Sues Anti-Spyware Maker · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is like Osama Bin Laden filing a federal lawsuit in Washington D.C. alleging that George W. Bush is interfering with Bin Laden's rights to advance the agenda of fundamentalist Islam and kill innocent Americans.

  16. Subliminal messages... on Dark Matter Stars in the Early Universe? · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the /. entry:

    "'dark stars'... 'they could still be with us'... 'ghosts'"

    Geez, with Lucas announcing that more Star Wars movies are coming, it's sad that /. has been infiltrated by the Sith.

    These are not the sequels you are looking for.

  17. Microsoft does have a point... on Microsoft Says Other OSes Should Imitate UAC · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...ROT13 *is* easier to manage and deploy.

  18. Obligatory quote... on How Google Earth Images Are Made · · Score: 3, Funny

    Deckard: Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance, stop. Move in, stop. Pull out, track right, stop. Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pan right and pull back. Stop. Enhance 34 to 46. Pull back. Wait a minute, go right, stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there.

  19. When in doubt, ask the inventor... on A Succinct Definition of the Internet? · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... but you may find it an inconvenient truth.

  20. Martial Law in Beijing... on In Russia, 50% of News Must Be Happy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reminds me of a cartoon shortly after the Tiananmen Square Massacre that depicts Premier Deng saying, "Smile, martial law in Beijing has been lifted... anyone found not smiling will be executed."

    This news from Russia makes me wonder whether USSR isn't dead, but, as Calvin and Hobbs liked to say, "transmorgrified". If so, then Americans have been deceiving themselves that they have somehow "won" the Cold War.

  21. Two families??? on Two Worm "Families" Make Up Most Botnets · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought they were Symantec and AVG.

    Oh, you mean *PUBLICLY* acknowledged virus writers?

  22. Their Five Year Plan... on China Systematically Developing New Technologies · · Score: 1

    ...is being updated, that's all. If you read your history, you will see that the reason China has a habit of making large, grandiose plans is that they are desperate to address embarrassing deficiencies. When the nation's space agency announces that outer-space seeds have higher mineral contents, I cannot help but chuckle. Of course, their 100-year time line does say something about the practicality of the plan.

  23. Versatility vs. Lack of Vision on Despite Aging Design, x86 Still in Charge · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As part of an operating systems course I am currently taking, we watched a video of a presenter from Intel who lectured on the changes associated with the Itanium processor. In his presentation (see the video at http://online.stanford.edu/courses/ee380/040218-ee 380-100.asx), he pointed out that Intel has gone from having one or two major ideas to drive chip design to having fifteen or twenty minor ideas that they can cram in. The thinking is that if they can amass enough of these "little ideas" together, they can probably cobble together enough performance enhancement to justify production and sales of these chips. Part of the issue is that, as the author of this article also admits, there is currently no "big ideas" coming around the bend in terms of truly revolutionary performance increase.

    The problem, though, is that when you introduce many smaller features, you cannot always anticipate how these features will interact with one another. This is why it is counterintuitive to many people that "new and improved" is not always so, and that you actually risk introducing bugs into the design more subtle than you can detect. That, combined with the continuing support for legacy code, means that complexity (and power consumption) goes through the roof with each iteration. While it is a testament of the robustness and versatility of the x86 architecture that it has survived thus far, one could argue that the architecture *had* to survive because we couldn't come up with the next paradigm shift.

    The good news is that there are solutions to this situation. The bad news is that all of the solutions involve massive change in the way the software industry clings to the tried-and-true, or truly revolutionary innovation in chip re-architecture, or billions of dollars, etc. As the article points out, experience with EPIC has demonstrated how NOT to introduce a completely new architecture. There is no easy way out, but there are several possible paths.

  24. Ridiculous... on CompTIA Certifies Home Network Integrators · · Score: 0

    This "cert" is in the same camp as the thoroughly pointless MCSA and MCDST. For every friggin' level of technical ability there must now be a "recognition" for achievement, the cover story being that not only do we need a diverse pool of talents of varying level (which is true, because it makes little sense to send a CCIE to re-cable a living room), but we also need to recognize them individually for all those little steps that they take.

    Reminds me of those people who would put down "CCIE-Written" as one of the "certs" that they have earned on their way to the big leagues. Either you have the necessary skills, or you don't. Stop using Mickey Mouse certs to hide your lack of technical knowledge. As for organizations that certify people and companies that recognize these certs, stop enabling pretenders from crowding out the contenders.

  25. PR stunt... on Microsoft to Sue Cybersquatters · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now that their XML proposal is getting fast-tracked and their connection to SCO-IBM uncovered, M$ needs an easy pinata to beat to a pulp so as to appear as the second coming of Captain America.