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Slashdot Turns 10 But You Get The Presents

October marks 10 friggin years of Slashdot, and nobody is more surprised about any of this than me. Throughout the month we'll be running a series of navel gazing meta news articles about our history, infrastructure and plans for the future. We're also going to give away 500 t-shirts and ThinkGeek gift certificates to people willing to organize and attend their own local Slashdot parties. One lucky winner will get a cool grand to blow at ThinkGeek! I'm going to attend "official" gatherings in Ann Arbor, MI on Oct 20 and in Palo Alto, CA on Oct 25. But you can read on for details about party organization and how you can win the grand prize. The idea is simple. Visit the Slashdot Anniversary Party Web Page. You can sign up to attend a party, or if there's nobody hosting near you, you can create your own. The details of your local parties are up to you- each has a corresponding discussion so you can work it out amongst yourselves. The Ann Arbor gathering will be at a bar because dammit I'm old and don't have time to go out for beers much these days. But you do whatever works for the folks in your area. Dorm Room. Bar. Gym. Wherever several Slashdot readers gather, we shall attempt to mail shirts until we run out.

To be eligible for schwag, you need to schedule your party by Oct 8 and sign up to attend a party by Oct 9- this will give us time to figure out where to send the shirts, and time to send them before you all start partying naked during the official party window of Oct 19-28.

As for the one thousand dollar ThinkGeek Gift Certificate grand prize, the winner will be the party attendee who submits the coolest thing for our "scrapbook". Videos. Pictures. Songs. Anything you can email. Something that proves that your party was the one we all wish we were at. The deadline for submissions will be Oct 28. We'll have an official submission email address posted later. This is all about creativity and coolness so good luck with that. The grand prize winner will be posted on Oct 31, the end of the month when we can all forget that any of this ever happened.

Oh, and happy birthday to us. Here's to wasting another decade, same as the first.

636 comments

  1. wow by Surt · · Score: 2, Informative

    It has been a long time.

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    "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    1. Re:wow by Tetsujin · · Score: 3, Funny

      (Slashdot ID: 22457) It has been a long time. (Slashdot ID: 103070) I dunno, it doesn't seem that long...
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      Bow-ties are cool.
    2. Re:wow by Mindwarp · · Score: 1

      Pah! Whippersnappers!

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      The gift of death metal does not smile on the good looking.
    3. Re:wow by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's only a matter of time for a 4 digit member to pop up, quickly followed by a 3 digit member.

    4. Re:wow by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll just cut this off now then.

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      Pants are still optional, but recommended for you.
    5. Re:wow by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Pah! Whippersnappers! Well, that's kind of what I was driving at, with respect to myself anyway... "It doesn't seem that long" because I haven't been around here as long as some other people. :D
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      Bow-ties are cool.
    6. Re:wow by Megaweapon · · Score: 4, Funny

      OMG HAXX!

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      I'm sure "SlashdotMedia" will improve on all the wonders that Dice Holdings blessed us all with
    7. Re:wow by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nazi!

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      It's not wasting time, I'm educating myself.
    8. Re:wow by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      (Slashdot ID: 1) I'll just cut this off now then. Oh my GOD! You must feel so STUPID posting here... I mean your user number is so low - mine is WAY HIGHER than yours is! :D
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      Bow-ties are cool.
    9. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Everyone knows AC is user id 0.

    10. Re:wow by BuR4N · · Score: 1

      Funny, we founded our company 10 years ago today ....

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    11. Re:wow by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, internally AC is 666.

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      Pants are still optional, but recommended for you.
    12. Re:wow by Dave+Walker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Agreed...

      I've had this 4 digit ID for a while now...

      Oh, wait, it'd be almost 10 years, I guess.

    13. Re:wow by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always knew Bill Gates posted here!

    14. Re:wow by Pope · · Score: 2

      I was just thinking the same thing! I still haven't installed Linux though. ;)

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      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    15. Re:wow by somersault · · Score: 1

      So, in fact the mark of the beast is posting AC on slashdot? Does that make you the beast? May you burn in spicy spicy chili sauce!! :O

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      which is totally what she said
    16. Re:wow by ximenes · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've stolen my bit!

    17. Re:wow by Surt · · Score: 1

      I've explained this post in my journal, for anyone interested, before you think about your moderations.
      http://meta.slashdot.org/~Surt/

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    18. Re:wow by xmas2003 · · Score: 1

      +0xFFFFFFFF Funny

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      Hulk SMASH Celiac Disease
    19. Re:wow by Surt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cool, I don't think i've ever had a slashdot editor comment in one of my threads before. I feel like my original post was even more of an accomplishment now. :-)
      http://slashdot.org/~Surt/journal/183407

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    20. Re:wow by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1


      Yea, no kidding....

    21. Re:wow by sterwill · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Rob contributed the 1-digit spot, so I'll fill the 3-digit spot. I guess I could have registered a little earlier, but I didn't post much back then (and don't now).

    22. Re:wow by Knara · · Score: 1

      Meh!

    23. Re:wow by Pope · · Score: 1

      Taco, is there a way to figure out join dates from User IDs, or add it to our private User Info page?

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      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    24. Re:wow by nicedream · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hi guys....just checking in and showing off my ID.

    25. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I've also been around since before /. had you create an account. I never did create an account. I enjoy reading, but hardly ever post---I think this would be my third time. Happy Birthday /.

    26. Re:wow by xtracto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Now that it is the best chance I will have to post this question "on topic" for this story, I have always wondered what was the name of the "infamous" slashdot ID that was auctioned on ebay?

      I feel so relieved that I did not discovered slashdot when I first heard about it (like 8 years ago when I was in the University, a friend of mine asked me [Norman, de la U. Baja California Sur...] "do you have an account in slashdot... it is the place where all the geeks discuss tech things") because I would have lost still more time than what I lose right now...

      But hey, 10 years is quite a lot, I would like to congratulate Rob and the team for what they have achieved here. I would also like to be interested if some of the people being here before could make sort of a summary about the interesting issues that happened *inside* discussions, as for example the fact that a guy like NewYorkCountryLawyer is in slashdot, or the Scientology issue or the Sony rootkit (those all the ones I know... but I am fairly new, I am *sure* there sould be more interesting thigns in the discussions of slashdot).

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      Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
    27. Re:wow by manifoldronin · · Score: 1

      Think you'll be able to? //shake head. You must be new here...

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      Tyranny isn't the worst enemy of a democracy. Cynicism is.
    28. Re:wow by N1AK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry it's still your year number 10 ;)

    29. Re:wow by drwiii · · Score: 1

      and to think, I waited overnight to register.

    30. Re:wow by jamus · · Score: 1

      I'd settle for a year in archived stories. All I see is MM/DD.

    31. Re:wow by m0nkyman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Remember being mocked 'cause we were newbies that weren't even around for Chips & Dips...

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      ~ a low user id is no indication I have a clue what I'm talking about.
    32. Re:wow by crosseyedatnite · · Score: 1

      Curse you Mod Points! Making me choose between modding CmdrTaco and replying to him.

      I'd love to attend a local /. party, if only to find out if all the other low id jerks are old too.

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      e to the i pi equals negative one
    33. Re:wow by phil+reed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hi there!

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      ...phil
      "For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
    34. Re:wow by rk · · Score: 1

      I sure hope you've got some room for a newb like me around here.

    35. Re:wow by teknopurge · · Score: 4, Funny

      karma Whore....

      =)

      Congrats on a decade, and over $1 billion in lost fortune 500 productivity.

    36. Re:wow by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Informative

      That would be mfh (56)

      I see nothing wrong with this and would consider it myself if something came along at the right time.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=118075&cid=9980688

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      liqbase :: faster than paper
    37. Re:wow by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, pop, we'll make room for your walkier.

    38. Re:wow by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      But who is uid 0 around here?

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      "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
    39. Re:wow by Roland · · Score: 1


      Man, why don't you go on LinuxOS anymore :P

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      whee -Me
    40. Re:wow by digitrev · · Score: 1

      Damn son. You win.

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      Cynical Idealist
    41. Re:wow by dal20402 · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

      /ducks... it had to be said...

    42. Re:wow by tgd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn, I know I should've registered earlier.

      About time I lost a "who's is the smallest" contest...

    43. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's what she said.

    44. Re:wow by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative
      You can configure the date display format in your user preferences. If you are logged in when you look at an archived story, you will get the long format date if you have selected it.

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      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    45. Re:wow by vertigo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its nice and shiny :)

      Congrats to Taco, 10 years is a long time!

    46. Re:wow by caferace · · Score: 3, Funny

      And?

    47. Re:wow by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll just cut this off now then. Oh sure, brag, but in Bacon numbers, you're a... oh, wow, 3, not bad!
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      You can't take the sky from me...

    48. Re:wow by 16384 · · Score: 1

      I started reading slashdot before there where user subscriptions, but only subscribed when logging in gave you some functionality [For the new folks, at first the login didn't change anything at all!]. If only I knew...

    49. Re:wow by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Thank god for people like you. These days I look at all of the posts from people with 500000+ UIDs and I start to feel like an old timer. It's nice to know that there are bigger nerds out there than myself. ;)

      Congrats again, Taco, for a successful website that has probably caused me more lost productivity than any other site on the web.

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      If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

    50. Re:wow by philgross · · Score: 1

      Pity the poor five-digit ID, low enough to show I'm an aging geek, but not low enough to actually impress anyone...

    51. Re:wow by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Not even going to try. To much work to look up my 6xxx address.

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      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

    52. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Has it been ten years already? I really should get back to work!

    53. Re:wow by Roblimo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Same here. I probably just woke up an hour or two before you that morning. :)

      - Robin

    54. Re:wow by chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn.

    55. Re:wow by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm sure there was another one, a slightly more notorious /.er at the time. As I recall, CmdrTaco responded by randomising the poster's Karma every five minutes or something.

    56. Re:wow by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Mind if I cut in line?

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      Breakfast served all day!
    57. Re:wow by bwulf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hello, hi.

      -bwulf

    58. Re:wow by jdray · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see a chart of member sign-ups by date range over the last ten years. I've been reading/posting for several years, but my ID# pegs me as one of the latecomers. Was there a big bubble in years three and four? Is membership increasing or decreasing?

      Also interesting would be a graph of posts. How long did it take to cross the million-post mark? Ten million? Twenty?

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      Updated 6/28/2011
    59. Re:wow by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      I spent too much time reading the articles.

    60. Re:wow by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You must be new here.

    61. Re:wow by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let's see,
      There was the whole voices from the hellmouth thing. A big deal actually, read up on it.
      CleverNickName's jokes in trekkie threads look really out of place until you figure out who he is. say, here. The first one I saw was a joke on how something was done on the Enterprise, he simply replied "in my day we did it this way..." and for the life of me I couldn't figure out why he was +5 funny. He also had an ask slashdot which redeemed him for a lot of people.
      Trolling, Karma Whoring, Metamoderation have a whole story that I won't get into. There was a troll who upon leaving /. posted a how-to on how to karma whore, which was an interesting read. I wish I could remember his name.
      Goatse. That's the reason why links now get the domain name appended.
      Slashdot got hacked once, because the production site had the same password as a less secure test site. That was an interesting discussion.
      CommanderTaco's wedding proposal (see the FAQ, favorite story). Achieving record number of posts.
      Database breaks upon reaching 2**31-1. Site goes back online without threading for a few days.

      This is only some I remember. There were other story-related cool stuff. Some interesting interviews as well.

      (I have a high UID because I always posted as AC, but I've been here for a long time)

    62. Re:wow by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      I'm calling dibs on -1. This way, I'll be ready for the next table integer overflow, sometime before the sun goes nova ...

    63. Re:wow by dbzero · · Score: 1

      Back in those days I was afraid to register anywhere. I mean come one, how many topics back then were about PGP? :)

    64. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone else remember the broken update that allowed you to post inline img tags? Slashdot briefly became an image board. The change was rolled back quite quickly and the thread deleted.

    65. Re:wow by dbzero · · Score: 1

      I didn't know I was reading Slashdot when it was such a young site. Now I know...because I registered a domain at the end of that year and hosted the site at Llamacom.com which I found as an advertisement on this site. Their banner ad may have only run once. I never saw it again.

    66. Re:wow by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1

      Hola!

    67. Re:wow by j35ter · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco (1)

      Ola hombre, how much are you asking for this Id number?
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      Delta-Mike November Bravo Tango
    68. Re:wow by TigerNut · · Score: 5, Funny

      325 and beowulf was already taken?

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      Less is more.

    69. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Motorcycle racing? With that nick and number would have thought you were racing an old Oldsmobile. Would be great if you had one with "caferace" painted over the 442 emblem and a custom Slashdot license plate.

    70. Re:wow by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 1

      IIRC, I created my account in about Feb or Mar of '99. I guess /. was only about 16 months old at that time, so the number of accounts must've grown quite quickly (since mine was already 6 digits at that point).

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    71. Re:wow by pato101 · · Score: 1

      wait safely until 4294967295 ID is given...

    72. Re:wow by __aakpxi9117 · · Score: 1

      Oh sure, brag, but in Bacon numbers, you're a... oh, wow, 3, not bad!

      Bah! Kevin Bacon #2 here.
    73. Re:wow by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Very interesting.

      I guess AC doesn't want any friends. I never liked that guy much anyhow!

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    74. Re:wow by Tatisimo · · Score: 1

      I feel like have seen the face of God!!!!

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      Give Kashyyyk back to the Wookies
    75. Re:wow by sootman · · Score: 1

      Same with me. I finally registered because pages at the default threshold grew to over 250k (which took ages to come in at 33.6) so I made an account so I could set my default threshold higher. I was probably here 6-12 months before that happened. I wish they would publish a table showing the relationship between UID and date registered.

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      Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
    76. Re:wow by dgris · · Score: 1

      Hey! Welcome. Don't worry, you won't be a newbie for long.

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      All I needed to know in life I learned from /usr/man.
    77. Re:wow by sconeu · · Score: 1


      Me Too!!!
      </AOL>

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      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    78. Re:wow by Gloy · · Score: 1

      Seems like only last week, in fact...

    79. Re:wow by ink · · Score: 2, Informative
      --
      The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
    80. Re:wow by SiO2 · · Score: 1

      I think I have you beat.

      124860

      I'm just waiting for someone to come in with a lower ID than mine. They have to be out there.

      SiO2

    81. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the "10" in "turns 10" is in binary or decimal?

      I think this gonna be the best I'm-all-alone-in-the-basement-Party of the history!

    82. Re:wow by SiO2 · · Score: 1

      Doh!

      "Idiot me clicks reply at the wrong level", he says as puts quietly puts his training wheels back on as punishment.

      SiO2

    83. Re:wow by MoriaOrc · · Score: 1

      I know I've been here for about 3-3.5 years, and I still only occasionally see a higher UID posting. I've finally started seeing the rare 1e6 UID post. I'd say new membership has definitely fallen off a little since around (or probably before) I joined.

      To stay this young forever in real life...

    84. Re:wow by Unxmaal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think I signed up about 10 minutes after the announcement of user IDs.

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    85. Re:wow by phil+reed · · Score: 1

      Hey, bro!

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      ...phil
      "For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
    86. Re:wow by sphealey · · Score: 1

      Got me beat.

      sPh

    87. Re:wow by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      There was a troll who upon leaving /. posted a how-to on how to karma whore, which was an interesting read. I wish I could remember his name. Signal 11?

    88. Re:wow by wampus · · Score: 1

      That sounds about right. That guy was a posting machine.

    89. Re:wow by Teun · · Score: 1

      A mail from malda@slashdot dated 16th. Feb. 1999 gives me my password.
      Probably the day I registered.

      I had been here for a while but don't quite remember why I actually registered, probably because I didn't want to be in the same basket as the more obnoxious AC's
      I do remember how I got here the first time, I was getting fed up with Windows95 and heard about something called 'X' and using the search engines of the day found some good information on this site.

      Now 'X' just works but I still can't leave...

      --
      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    90. Re:wow by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      Database breaks upon reaching 2**31-1. Site goes back online without threading for a few days. 2**24-1. We have reached far, but not billions.

      And I seem to recall that it was repaired in a matter of hours.

      One thing amazed me. When that error had just appeared I shot them an e-mail suggesting that it looked like a 2**24 limit problem, just in case they hadn't noticed and found it useful. And to my amazement CmdrTaco found time to reply. His reply was very short, something like "We're looking into it", but I was amazed that he actually took the time to write me an answer in the middle of the crisis, when surely anyone would accept that he was too busy. And his reply arrived just a few minutes after I sent my message.

      It's not like he knows me or anything. I'm only yet another slashdotter.

      Myself, I'm never polite enough to answer that fast, so I was impressed.
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      Terrorists can't threaten a country's freedom and democracy. Only lawmakers and voters can do that.
    91. Re:wow by singularity · · Score: 2, Interesting

      User #2031 here.

      I just looked up the email Slashdot sent when I joined (yes, I tend to archive *all* mail. Make fun of me, but it comes in handy during situations like this!)

      3 September 1998.

      I think I had read a while before that, but only signed up for an ID a little while later. I was not, and am still not, a fan of having to sign up for web pages. Slashdot proved itself over that month or two, so they got my information.

      So in about eleven months, Slashdot only had a little over 2000 registered users. I am sure the growth was exponential after that.

      I sent in a bug report about two months after that, talking about the new thresholds (I think signed-in users started at 1, and AC comments were 0).

      Another bug was reported on 17 March 1999, talking about the new dynamic index.

      I am not sure when I ordered my Slashdot t-shirt, but I think it was the first that was offered.

      -User 2031, reporting in.

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      - (c) 2018 Hank Zimmerman
    92. Re:wow by flibble · · Score: 1

      I know that feeling...

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      ZoeP
    93. Re:wow by Zurk · · Score: 1

      same here. i ddint bother registering for a while. it made no sense.

    94. Re:wow by plumpy · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you remember, slashdot didn't have accounts at first. Presumably we both got our accounts in the first week that accounts were available, but that wasn't ten years ago.

    95. Re:wow by Synonymous+Dastard · · Score: 1

      Hey! I had a similar idea for my account name, except I created it before you did :)

    96. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no

    97. Re:wow by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      I just found out about "voices from the hellmouth" know if I can still get it??

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      I like muppets.
    98. Re:wow by jamus · · Score: 1

      That only took 10 years to figure out. Either that, or I'm getting senile.

    99. Re:wow by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 1

      Well, I wanted to use Eponymous Coward, but apparently there's another account with a similar name. Go figure.

    100. Re:wow by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 1

      Google points back to slashdot. All those articles are archived. Say http://slashdot.org/articles/99/04/25/1438249.shtml

      I joined some time afterwards, so I wasn't around for the discussion.

    101. Re:wow by lowen · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I think I found Slashdot in March 1998, but it was a while before I registered. Found Slashdot and Freshmeat the same day.

    102. Re:wow by waveclaw · · Score: 1

      (I have a high UID because I always posted as AC, but I've been here for a long time)

      Does anyone remember the story on Ask Slashdot about getting lurkers to come out and discuss?

      I registered an account just to post on that article.

      I recall submitting an ask Slashdot about online comics, getting throughly trashed by critics and then the Slashdot Funny Pages showing up a little bit later.

      Also, those who have been lurking since the Chips'n'Dips site recall that these are not the first user accounts. In fact, the user account database was lost early on and people were asked to sign back up. This was, of course, long before the advent of subscription.

      Ah, to return to that day and bend that lurker arm, forcing it to snag a low ID.

      Also, the +5, Trolls were pretty good.

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      "You cannot have a General Will unless you have shared experiences. You cannot be fair to people you don't know."
    103. Re:wow by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah. Everything2 has his farewell post. I thought I recalled something more involved though. It's an interesting read, with some insight on moderation and other things. I dind't notice most of these changes because I was always AC and had no karma.


      I signed up for slashdot.org slightly over three years ago. Since that time I've seen it go from an obscure "news for nerds" website to being immensely popular with IT professionals. I was here before Linux was hyped. When Voices from the Hellmouth appeared on the front page, like most everybody else at the time, I was stunned into silence. Not only because this was the first time Katz had posted something that didn't stroke his ego, but also because it was a document that stood on its own. One could hear and feel the words because they were true; Like many on Slashdot I had gone through the now well-known geek/outcast stage during my schooling. Although by now it has been dragged through the media and featured so many times that many people's stomachs turn just mentioning it, but it was important at the time. It was definitely a turning point for the entire community. It was also the first time that Slashdot had featured an article of such far-reaching proportions. It was not Slashdot's daily bread and butter, which consisted mainly of short opinion pieces, a "ask the experts"-styled column and, of course, the daily links.

      Slashdot at the time, to me was an experiment which was always on the verge of exploding. The scores of posts from users, the quick corrections as the authors realized (once again) that they had posted too soon, the inevitable technical difficulties - through all of this it seemed that the thing that kept the site from melting down was the fact that one could login to Slashdot and see what other people had to say. Whether it was Microsoft's latest underhanded tactic or a cool hack of a random piece of hardware, Slashdot had it covered... and more importantly, had the opinions of other like-minded people for one to read.

      During all of that you had me. Like a fair number of other geeks, my job was boring and unchallenging. And like most people in tech support and web design, you get a lot of downtime too. One can only surf the web for so long before you've seen everything and been everywhere. Whatever the four-color glossies say, the interactive world out here is tiring, both mentally and physically. The natural solution, to me, was to lay on the refresh button of my browser and start posting to Slashdot. On practically every article that I could come up with an opinion on, I posted to. Some of them were fine works of literary art. Others were little more than OOG_THE_CAVEMAN posts, except without the capitalization.

      In the middle of all this commotion a seemingly unsolvable problem appeared: Slashdot was becoming more popular. Doesn't seem like much of a problem, really, until you realize one of the first laws of the internet: "In any large gathering, the majority of people are idiots". Like Usenet, a subculture rapidly formed whose only objective, it seemed, was to crash the system by overloading it with stupidity. We tried ignoring it. Then we denounced it. Finally, we moderated it.

      I probably narrowly missed being one of the "first 200" moderators. I'm glad I missed being selected because "Version 1.0" fared about as well as one could expect. Not only did it start on fire, but it also set a lot of other people on fire. Mass flaming ensued. A lot of normally well-tempered slashdotters suddenly had picked up their pitchfork and were threatening to lynch Rob. Oh, and the trolls? They were right there, continuing their stupid commentary and replying with silly comments... completely unaware that they had caused the Slashdot crew to silently segfault, and probably a lot of the readership in the process.

      "Version 2.0", implemented maybe two months later, was pressed into service because the popularity of Slashdot (and hence the number of stupid people) had reached a level which was overwhelming even the 200 mode

    104. Re:wow by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 1

      err, right. 2**24.

      Took about a day to fix: http://meta.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/11/09/1534204

      The site went back up right away, since the main comment table already had bigger fields, but the foreign key for the parent relation had to be changed, so we were stuck on flat format for a while.

      There a bunch of funny commments in that article though ("That's cool, I'll just pretend I'm on Digg" , '"2^24 comments ought to be enough for anyone" -- CmdrTaco', "...why wasn't this problem discovered on the dev system in advance?", etc)

    105. Re:wow by EQ · · Score: 1

      You and me both.

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    106. Re:wow by el_munkie · · Score: 2, Informative

      I thought that that was Signal 9 or something.

    107. Re:wow by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      LIES you must have purchased the low id from a farmer on ebay. Unless /. really has changed that much over the years...

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    108. Re:wow by tgd · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how long Slashdot was around without user authentication. I think I delayed a week or two from when it was added because I frankly hadn't noticed it. I was sure it was at least a year before it was added, but maybe it was less time than that.

    109. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it was said in jest, but I bet the discussions and spread of knowledge has brought a far greater gain in productivity than those that are lost in MS-bashing and flame wars.

    110. Re:wow by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      But do you remember your Compuserve dial-up login ID?

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    111. Re:wow by toofast · · Score: 1

      I'm not alone... Thanks, you made my day. I've been feeling sorry for myself for years.

    112. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can this be rated "4: Interesting?"... even for slashdot?

    113. Re:wow by CLorox · · Score: 1

      Doh! I was always wondering who was in front of me.

    114. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say - both.

    115. Re:wow by speederaser · · Score: 1

      "But who is uid 0 around here?"

      Be careful, you don't want THAT guy posting... he's a real zero.

    116. Re:wow by alshithead · · Score: 1

      So how much do you want for that ID? ;)

      Congrats!

      al

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    117. Re:wow by narrowhouse · · Score: 1

      They have no respect for their elders. Got to go, time for bridge here at the home...

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    118. Re:wow by therufus · · Score: 1

      Well we all know that you're #1, but who is #2?

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    119. Re:wow by multisync · · Score: 1

      1894? You were so close to having a really cool ID number!

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    120. Re:wow by SuperQ · · Score: 1

      Noob. :) (waits for Rolander to post)

    121. Re:wow by SuperQ · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha.. Oh god, LinuxOS.. those were the days..

      Crap, I'm still on LinuxOS.

    122. Re:wow by SuperQ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yea, The first 1k were gone the first day if my old-fart memory serves. I forget what time exactly Taco opened up the registration system. It happened to be when I was sleeping, cause I got 431 when I woke up that morning. (afternoon probably)

    123. Re:wow by SuperQ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Knara! You senile old gimp! ;)

    124. Re:wow by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Actually I never cared about my slashdot id, but when I saw mine, it shows that I already hang out here for quite a while ... Remember when my first boss introduced me to slashdot ... I was such a super noob ...

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    125. Re:wow by tsa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I witnessed almost all of it! Cool.

      Keep it up, Taco et al.! I'm here almost every day and still enjoying it. Who needs Digg!

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      -- Cheers!

    126. Re:wow by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Ah you reminded me of that self-important wossname, Signal11, the original karma whore.

    127. Re:wow by tsa · · Score: 1

      For me the most impressive threads were the ones that came after the Columbine shootings. So many slashdotters seemed to have (had) very bad times in high school, mistreated or ignored because they were smarter than most of the class. There were many gripping posts in these threads.

      And do you remember John Katz? Man, did he get a beating after every one of his stories! Poor guy, I always felt sorry for him.

      --

      -- Cheers!

    128. Re:wow by Foaf · · Score: 1

      I thought I was doing pretty well. Congrats to /. on 10 years.

    129. Re:wow by http · · Score: 1

      I feel somewhat dirty about having my nick/uid combo.

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    130. Re:wow by szo · · Score: 1

      heh :)

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    131. Re:wow by vrai · · Score: 1

      It was Signal 11; after Slashdot he started trolling ku5oshin but disappeared from view a few years ago. Not the greatest loss the World's ever endured.

    132. Re:wow by Electron · · Score: 1

      Hello, young one! :)

      good times, when I was about 16, and able to spend time in front of the computer just for fun... now it's almost just a work tool.

      I feel old now...

      -- Electron

    133. Re:wow by mgv · · Score: 1

      Doh! I was always wondering who was in front of me.

      Just for the hall of fame:

      • CmdrTaco (1)

      • Hemos (2)

      • drendite (3)

      • CowboyNeal (4)

      • samzenpus (5)

      • jgoldsch (6)

      • CLorox (7)

      • Emmett Plant (8)

      • keith (9)

      I always wondered how to do this until I read this thread - its actually pretty easy to look up someone's uid, by checking your relationship with them. Its all in the address bar.

      Michael
      --
      There is no cryptographic solution to the problem where the intended receiver and the attacker are the same entity.
    134. Re:wow by Anthony · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I never bothered to register for a while either, so we were both late-comers

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      Slashdot: Where nerds gather to pool their ignorance
    135. Re:wow by el+americano · · Score: 1

      You haven't posted in three years and that's all you have for us?

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    136. Re:wow by l0cust · · Score: 1

      This thread made my day. I decided to reply to Taco's post instead of posting a new one in the thread because..well its not like you get a chance like this everyday :)

      I was introduced to /. back in 99 when I had just cleared my undergrad entrance exam and was beginning to read around the tech sites a bit. I don't remember how or why I got here but I kept getting back to it for some reason. Made one id which I don't even remember now (is there a way to get the forgotten ID back if I can give out all the possible email addresses I may have used in registering it?) Created this one a few years back and have been trolling ever since.

      I have nothing new to add to the wonderful posts in this thread but just wanted to say "Thanks for everything". Here is to the next 10 years.

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    137. Re:wow by FuriousBalancing · · Score: 0

      You must be new here...

    138. Re:wow by riffraff · · Score: 1

      I've been here a while also. Not as long as a few, but longer than most.

      ID: 894

    139. Re:wow by brother_b · · Score: 1

      I don't remember when I first registered exactly, but I held off because I never really posted much. Still don't, really. Once the days of being able to get through a whole comment page without straining my old 486 were over I had to get an account to filter the comments pages.

      Yes, I still used a 486 then as my desktop, and I didn't finally replace it until 2003.

    140. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MALDA IS QUEER

    141. Re:wow by Knara · · Score: 1

      If only I hadn't waited until thumbnail vision was enabled before registering on slashdot!

    142. Re:wow by jridley · · Score: 2, Funny

      Haha! How often do you see "Who's got the smallest?" matches?

    143. Re:wow by Rotting · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is I waited to register too... big mistake apparently ;)

    144. Re:wow by Zencyde · · Score: 1

      I'm happy being "big". Thank you!

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    145. Re:wow by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      Fairly often, actually. You do know that CmdrTaco(1) wrote the blurb, right? That's one digit, and a thin one at that. Seems like a bad place to start this pissing contest.

      --
      Most people don't even think inside the box.
    146. Re:wow by sconeu · · Score: 1

      So how is "Bob" and the Enzyte working out for you?

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    147. Re:wow by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I wish they would publish a table showing the relationship between UID and date registered.

      It would be nice, but publishing the details of how to relate a UID and the number of subscribers/ date of subscription could give away more advertising-sensitive information than they'd like. Advertisers value information about target demographics, their age distribution, etc. And "churn rates" are always a really sensitive topic.
      Another organisation I'm involved with (memo to self - phone to book conference dinner tomorrow a.m.) had to put a randomly chosen digit in front of assigned membership numbers about 2 years after it was established because it's competitors were fighting against them using the membership statistics. Generally, you add a modest amount of salt to such encoded data just to confound simple interpretation of membership numbers. You just do it on general principles, and stir the salt pot from time to time.
      --
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    148. Re:wow by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

      I registered too late as well. I registered once and then they reset everything for some reason and we had to register again.

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      It's my job to freeze you. -- Logan's Run
    149. Re:wow by Rayban · · Score: 1

      Voices from the hellmouth - I remember that! Great series.

      I even got a comment modded up to 6 once (only ever saw those on the hellmouth series).

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      æeee!
    150. Re:wow by unitron · · Score: 1

      Agreed...

      I've had this 4 digit ID for a while now...

      Oh, wait, it'd be almost 10 years, I guess.

      By 10 you mean just shy of 9, right? 'Cause I got here about this time of year back in '98, around the time of the Halloween Documents.

      --

      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

    151. Re:wow by sootman · · Score: 1

      I wasn't thinking of too much detail, and I don't even care if the owners of those UIDs still log in or not, I'd just like to see the dates that 1, 10, 100, 1,000, 5,000, 10,000, 50,000, 100k, 200k, 300k, etc etc etc. were registered. And maybe if there was a surge just before 1,000,000 as people set up new accounts trying to get 999,999 or 1,000,000. :-)

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    152. Re:wow by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      There would have been a surge in the mid 600s.

      [666] :-}

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    153. Re:wow by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      *crickets*

    154. Re:wow by alien · · Score: 1

      Don't appear to have a 4 digit spot taken yet!

      Hi all! Long time no-see.

    155. Re:wow by RudeDude · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... makes me think we need to find the registration timestamps and get this in order. My friend (ID 1854 http://slashdot.org/~m1m3r ) signed up within a week of me if we remember correctly.

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      Perl/Linux/PHP hacker
    156. Re:wow by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

      Weird - I always lose those whenever I try and join in!

    157. Re:wow by baegucb_18706 · · Score: 1

      What's annoying is when you have a real low ID and can't remember the password ;)

    158. Re:wow by The+Creator · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you probably registered after DOWNHILLS were invented for walking home from school on!*

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      FRA: STFU GTFO
    159. Re:wow by opus · · Score: 1

      That makes you what, 26? Yeah, that's ancient.

    160. Re:wow by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

      Hej. _Hur_ markerar man att man har lust att fira /. ? Hittar ingen krysstjosan. -

    161. Re:wow by Muck · · Score: 1

      I forgot about that... But at the time it didn't matter.. I must admit it would be cool to have a 2 or 3 digit number now.. but I guess 4 digit is still cool :)

      Happy B-Day Slashdot... Maybe I'll attend the Palo Alto party

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    162. Re:wow by dragon · · Score: 1

      Congrats Rob. /. sure has come a long way since the overheated Alpha in your closet. Isn't that thing in a museum or something now?

      So which party will you be attending?

      -dragon (Chris)

    163. Re:wow by jamie · · Score: 1

      is there a way to get the forgotten ID back if I can give out all the possible email addresses I may have used in registering it?

      If you still receive mail at an email address, you can recover the account at /login.pl?op=mailpasswdform. Feel free to try that for a series of emails, though I think we rate-limit you (3 per 24 hours? I forget. keep trying).

      If you don't remember which email address specifically, I think if you email help@slashdot.org we might be able to work something out. Don't quote me though, not my department.

    164. Re:wow by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Huh? -1, Funny?

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    165. Re:wow by fbjon · · Score: 1

      It'd be interesting to have a chronology of user IDs. Myself, I have no idea when I signed up, not to mention when I first started reading.

      --
      True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.
  2. Navel gazing? Meta News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are we gonna find a bellybutton section popping up, with lint popping out?

  3. party like it's 1997! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ogm first post on something this legendary?

    mwahahahaha.

    I can't wait for the party, I'll be attending.

    1. Re:party like it's 1997! by CriX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Frist psot!! Grits for everyone! I'd like to see someone more talented than myself integrate every Slashdot meme into a single sentence if possible, to commemorate the depths of our collective dorkiness. :)

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    2. Re:party like it's 1997! by GospelHead821 · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, a Beowulf cluster of our grit-covered Natalie Portman overlords, to whom all your base belong, welcomes you.

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      Aristotle, Ethica Nichomachea
    3. Re:party like it's 1997! by David_W · · Score: 3, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, a Beowulf cluster of our grit-covered Natalie Portman overlords, to whom all your base belong, welcomes you.

      Bah... you must be new here. I'm sure you missed at least one.

    4. Re:party like it's 1997! by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 4, Funny

      1. In Soviet Russia, a Beowulf cluster of our grit-covered Natalie Portman overlords, to whom all your base belong, welcomes you.

      2. Cowboyneal blows kdawson while jon katz films

      3. Profit!!!

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    5. Re:party like it's 1997! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frist psot!! Grits for everyone! I'd like to see someone more talented than myself integrate every Slashdot meme into a single sentence if possible, to commemorate the depths of our collective dorkiness. :)
      In Soviet Russia, a Beowulf cluster of our grit-covered Natalie Portman overlords, to whom all your base belong, welcomes you.
      That's a dupe, you insensitive clod. Steven King wrote the original on his death bed and even Netcraft confirms it. You must be new here...

      There's a car analogy in this somewhere... or maybe something else?
    6. Re:party like it's 1997! by Surt · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my post was the lucky one.
      (#20811157)

      http://meta.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=313513&cid=20811157

      --
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    7. Re:party like it's 1997! by owlnation · · Score: 1

      Grits for everyone!
      Yes, but where's my Natalie Portman?
    8. Re:party like it's 1997! by Chode2235 · · Score: 1

      It would have been the best post evar, but you forgot a breasts poll option.

    9. Re:party like it's 1997! by hwyengr · · Score: 1

      In Korea, only old people combine memes.

    10. Re:party like it's 1997! by danlock4 · · Score: 1

      psst... you forgot the .cx...

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    11. Re:party like it's 1997! by Juba · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah... you must be new here. I'm sure you missed at least one.

      Of course he missed one, you insensitive clod !
  4. Parties... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to people willing to organize and attend their own local Slashdot parties.

    - Will that involve a Halo3 multiplayer setup?
    - Real Doll giveaways
    - Coke, Beer, Pizza, and cookies?

    1. Re:Parties... by xtracto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      - Will that involve a Halo3 multiplayer setup?
      - Real Doll giveaways
      - Coke, Beer, Pizza, and cookies?


      Halo? Coke? what world are you living in uh?

      Mountain dew, D&D ... and I suppose that by real dolls you mean real *plastic* dolls dont you ?

      please hand your geek card at exit...

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    2. Re:Parties... by jesser · · Score: 1

      I suppose that by real dolls you mean real *plastic* dolls dont you ?

      RealDolls, which are made of PVC and silicone, should not be confused with real dolls, which are made of sugar and spice.

      --
      The shareholder is always right.
    3. Re:Parties... by empaler · · Score: 1

      I suppose that by real dolls you mean real *plastic* dolls dont you ?

      RealDolls, which are made of PVC and silicone, should not be confused with real dolls, which are made of sugar and spice. and everything nice...
  5. I'm way to old by dthable · · Score: 1

    Now I feel old and realize that my freshman year of college was 10 years ago.

    1. Re:I'm way to old by ericrost · · Score: 1

      Ditto.

    2. Re:I'm way to old by _14k4 · · Score: 1

      I hear that! And, I think I've had my id that long, too! :( /old

    3. Re:I'm way to old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And my 40th high school reunion is next weekend.

      and I can just about read the CAPTCHA, too

    4. Re:I'm way to old by Stamen · · Score: 1

      Wow, you make me feel old, I remember 10 years ago like it was yesterday, the .com bubble was starting to percolate, and about that time salaries and job offers here in the San Fran/Bay area were starting to increase exponentially. That was a very cool time to be a programmer, you felt like you could change the world; well, at least the computer world. Although on the flip side, our profession was just starting to get infiltrated by people who had no business being there; people who were just in it for the money. Oh well, after the .com pop, they all went back to marketing or sales or whereever they really belonged, and we who were here long before slashdot, or pets.com, were still here.

      I wonder when I started reading slashdot, I know it was around the beginning, a friend of mine turned me onto it. I never signed up, and lurked for many years, thus my 745,223 number, oh well I missed my chance to have a nice low /. number.

      Oh, and today is my birthday too, yaay for me!

    5. Re:I'm way to old by nizo · · Score: 1
      I remember 10 years ago like it was yesterday, the .com bubble was starting to percolate....


      Wait a minute.... could Slashdot be responsible for the .com bubble bursting? So many people reading articles instead of working...

  6. Grand Prize is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The latest and greatest model of the Slashdot Cruiser! Yay!!!

    1. Re:Grand Prize is... by weighn · · Score: 1

      The latest and greatest model of the Slashdot Cruiser! Yay!!! Is that a vodka-based party drink? What a cool prize! Can mine be watermelon flavored? Wow, my very own Cruiser. Free as in beer ... hmmm, beer.
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  7. Happy Birthday! by harish · · Score: 1

    People ask me why my default home page on my browser is /. They don't get it *even* after I tell them.

    Here's to many more tens!

    Harish

    1. Re:Happy Birthday! by MooseMuffin · · Score: 1

      I just tried it and there doesn't seem to be anything there.

    2. Re:Happy Birthday! by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll bite - what do you tell them?

    3. Re:Happy Birthday! by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's in the memes.. the glorious memes! And the dupes! It's all in the memes! And the dupes! I think it's also in the memes!

      --
      which is totally what she said
    4. Re:Happy Birthday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If anyone's interested in a party here in Budapest, just reply. And by interested in, I mean willing to host and provide food for.

    5. Re:Happy Birthday! by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      /. as a homepage? your a brave man. I tried it once. But every time i hopped online "real quick" to check the price of rice in china or whatever, i ended up spending 2 hours on /. and never looking up whatever the hell i got on for. So google is my homepage, and i have no shortcuts to slashdot anywhere.

      but, alas, here i am...

    6. Re:Happy Birthday! by Synonymous+Dastard · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you don't speak European.

      (otherwise you would have called it a lift)

    7. Re:Happy Birthday! by internewt · · Score: 1

      If you click into your browser's URL bar and enter an "s", is the first site in the drop down list slashdot.org?

      I also do not have a need for any shortcuts/bookmarks etc. to slashdot...

      --
      Car analogies break down.
    8. Re:Happy Birthday! by paulthomas · · Score: 1

      Are the dupes good, or are they whack?

  8. One has to ask... by Cleon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So when was the first "First Post" post?

    The first "all your base are belong to us?"

    The first "in Soviet Russia" joke?

    The first time someone imagined a Beowulf cluster?

    Ah, ten years of Slashdot cliches. Here's to ten more, you crazy nerds. :)

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    1. Re:One has to ask... by Joe+Mucchiello · · Score: 2, Informative

      Noob! How could you ignore Natalie Portman and Petrification? Where was the tagging beta then?

    2. Re:One has to ask... by Billosaur · · Score: 4, Funny

      I for one welcome our cliché-generating overlords...

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    3. Re:One has to ask... by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah, ten years of Slashdot cliches. Here's to ten more, you crazy nerds. :)

      Although my UID is not single digits or anything. I was a slahdotter before slashdot. If you know what chip-n-dips is, then you are an older geek like me.

      Bonus points if you know what omphaloskepsis means.

      10 years? Where has the time gone?

    4. Re:One has to ask... by Samus · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the hot grits in the pants.

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    5. Re:One has to ask... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      So when was the first "First Post" post?

      The first "all your base are belong to us?"

      The first "in Soviet Russia" joke?

      The first time someone imagined a Beowulf cluster? And when will they post this article's dupe?
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    6. Re:One has to ask... by Meostro · · Score: 1

      For those who are too lazy to Google it, omphaloskepsis

    7. Re:One has to ask... by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Funny

      you forgot about insensitive clod, you insensitive clod.

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    8. Re:One has to ask... by jamus · · Score: 1

      If memory serves right, wasn't there a time when there wasn't even moderation?

    9. Re:One has to ask... by garcia · · Score: 1

      Bonus points if you know what omphaloskepsis means.

      Maybe if this was still 1997 and it would have taken some time to find out what it was. In 2007, however, a good many of those active in (or just reading from) the blogosphere are going to know what it means.

      10 years? Where has the time gone?

      Time flies when you're hitting refresh to see if you can type fp! Stephen King is dead at 53 first...

    10. Re:One has to ask... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So when was the first "First Post" post?

      I can't be certain, of course, but I believe that I wrote the first "you must be new here" post, and I've been regretting it ever since.

    11. Re:One has to ask... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "The first time someone imagined a Beowulf cluster?"

      I am pretty sure it was this story. uCsimm

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    12. Re:One has to ask... by Mindwarp · · Score: 1

      "10 years? Where has the time gone?"

      I have no idea - I've been browsing SlashDot.

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    13. Re:One has to ask... by AmaDaden · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you really want to know start checking from here.
      http://slashdot.org/index.pl?issue=19971231
      I was board one day and figured out just how far back I could get /. to go. I just want to know where the other few months went. Lost in an upgrade I guess.

    14. Re:One has to ask... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Hey and do not forget about breasts!

      A short lived meme but IMHO one of the best =O)

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    15. Re:One has to ask... by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah we lost like 3-4 months worth of stories... like 300-400 of them iirc. Back then I never really considered that we'd still be here a decade later and actually CARE about them ;)

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    16. Re:One has to ask... by Samus · · Score: 1

      No moderation and no logins either. When moderation was introduced it was possible to see your actual Karma value and not the fuzzy terms.

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    17. Re:One has to ask... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      In that story I don't see a 'First Post', rather, the first comment sorted by oldest first is #1815999.

      Someone with access to the Slashdot database could straightforwardly find the first true First Post, and the ratio of real First Posts to unsuccessful attempts. I expect the first post ever on Slashdot goes to CmdrTaco.

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    18. Re:One has to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OK, it came after Natalie Portman naked petrified, and after hot grits... but when exactly did goatse.cx start? Did it start on slashdot?

      Oh and while on the subject, would all the n00bs please learn, it's "goatse.cx", not goatse. Because the joke is to pronounce it like it's "goatsex". Get it? goatse.cx, not goatse.

    19. Re:One has to ask... by kisrael · · Score: 1

      Bleh, I was lurking for so long before I got an account, not too too long after the chips-n-dips era...now I wished I had grabbed the UID. nerd pride!

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    20. Re:One has to ask... by Cleon · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think the joke was the link that the domain actually pointed to. ;)

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    21. Re:One has to ask... by Critical_ · · Score: 1

      That's probably why I never bothered making an ID until much later. Bah...

    22. Re:One has to ask... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      I can't be certain, of course, but I believe that I wrote the first "you must be new here" post

      Link or didn't happen ;-)

    23. Re:One has to ask... by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      Yeah we lost like 3-4 months worth of stories... like 300-400 of them iirc. Back then I never really considered that we'd still be here a decade later and actually CARE about them ;) How long after /. became /. did nested comments and moderation start? I seem to remember signing up about a week before then.

      Anyway, despite all the stick and trolling I've done here over the years, this is still the only site I still read every day, and it was the first forum I ever read. Must be doing something right ;)
    24. Re:One has to ask... by Dictator+For+Life · · Score: 1

      What about the glorious MEEPT!!!

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    25. Re:One has to ask... by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      And of course OOG the open source caveman, the "IF I EVER MEET YOU I WILL KICK YOUR ASS" guy and other old school luminaries?

    26. Re:One has to ask... by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      Me too!

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    27. Re:One has to ask... by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      Lost 3-4 months of stories? What happened, did you run /. off a huge-capacity Nomad?
      Those things had so much storage, they used to be a standard against which capacity was measured. :) Happy bd. Good job and keep up the good fight.

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    28. Re:One has to ask... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Yeah we lost like 3-4 months worth of stories... like 300-400 of them iirc. Back then...

      That's a very crude way to prevent dupes, but I guess one could call it "effective" if you ignore the downsides.

    29. Re:One has to ask... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Oh and while on the subject, would all the n00bs please learn, it's "goatse.cx", not goatse. Because the joke is to pronounce it like it's "goatsex". Get it? goatse.cx, not goatse.

      Hmmm. You suspiciously seem to know more about this than most care to.

    30. Re:One has to ask... by Monkey · · Score: 1

      Other early /. canonical trolling: the MDMA posts showing an ascii foaming mug of beer, and the ascii Penis Bird posts.

    31. Re:One has to ask... by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Dec 21 1997:
      - Announcement of the biggest supercomputer being built (30TFlops)
      - Antitrust rulings overturned, Baby bells deregulated, not being constrained by the AT&T antitrust findings anymore.
      - Major site hacked (Quake2.com)
      - Satellite images available (Resolution is 10sq/ft per pixel, and it costs a few hundred bucks a pixel)

      The more things change, the more they stay the same...

    32. Re:One has to ask... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      10 years? Where has the time gone?

      Not sure how many are like me, but to me the last 10 years _felt_ like 10 years. Didn't fly much, lots of stuff happened. :-)

    33. Re:One has to ask... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And what is even sadder is I probably have those 3 to 4 months of stories stuffed into some netscape cache, on some drives cramed in my infinite shit pile of left over computer parts.

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    34. Re:One has to ask... by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong, but I thought moderation at least was in place when I signed up. Not sure about nesting, though. Back when there were still only a couple hundred comments per story, I just read everything in flat mode.

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    35. Re:One has to ask... by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      And what is even sadder is I probably have those 3 to 4 months of stories stuffed into some netscape cache, on some drives cramed in my infinite shit pile of left over computer parts. There should be some nerd based "grass roots effort" to resurrect those stories!
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    36. Re:One has to ask... by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      This is my third account, the first has an id of just over 90K and I registered in 2000 I think. Couldn't be bothered to log out and in again though, haven't used my original account in a couple of years :)

    37. Re:One has to ask... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I cannot find it on google (since slash technically started before google (at least to the archive)
      The earliest mention I can find came in 2000 and was from an AC and I just looked back at your posting history from 99 to 2002 and not found it I think you might need to re-evaluate.

      First google result for you must be new here I could find:
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4977&threshold=1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&cid=1131682

      Your first post :)
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=16762&cid=1951318

      Your first moderated post :)
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=26347&cid=2855228

      Incidentally, You took 3 years to ramp up to a funny mod!

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    38. Re:One has to ask... by jamie · · Score: 3, Informative

      We'd totally love that. If you'd serious about trying, write a /. journal about it and see if there's interest. If there is, email us (email me directly if you want).

      I imagine we could help by e.g. providing a dump of what story sid's and comment cid's pre-2000 we do have...

    39. Re:One has to ask... by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be the one. I have no old hard drives with possible caches on them, but perhaps someone else might reply to you.

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    40. Re:One has to ask... by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 1

      Err, One has to ask:
      When exactly did the site go online? TFA only mentions October 1997. Is there an actual date you can recall or was it lost with the archives?

    41. Re:One has to ask... by Vanders · · Score: 1

      Sporks, the Pancake Eating Ninjas, Trolltalk...

    42. Re:One has to ask... by anticypher · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to early /. UIDs? I recently dug up an old log book, and scrawled in a margin was my original /. login, UID=492. The email address is long gone, but I still have the password. I tried logging in, without any success. I also recently posted that I didn't care about low UIDs, but for a slashdot party here in Europe that could bring some outright respect. If the /. team trashed all the early accounts that seemed inactive, no worries, they're just bragging rights, I'd trade them for a good Trappist Beer.

      From that same cleaning out of the obsolete computers (aren't they all, the moment we buy them?) I have also recovered several hard drives that were in a system that died in early 1998, which may hold much early /. stories in cache files. Actually the drives are fine, I made an image of each, they appear to be early ext2fs from a slackware system. 1 GigaByte SCSI drive images are not that big any more :-) October 10th is approaching pretty fast, so no counting on recovery before then.

      the AC

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    43. Re:One has to ask... by ender- · · Score: 1

      That's probably why I never bothered making an ID until much later. Bah... It couldn't have been all that much later, with an ID in the 25,000's. Mine is in the 42,000's and I'm absolutely certain that I created mine in 1998. At the very least I know it is before Feb 2, 1999, since there's a post on that date from someone with an ID in the 90,000's. As far as I can find online [please correct me if this data is incorrect], Slashdot didn't even start having user accounts until around August 1998. So at most you [and I] waited a couple months before creating an account.

      Wish I had created an account when they were first implemented. I didn't think it would become a source of geek pride to have a low Slashdot ID. Oh well... These days I have a tendency to create an account as early as I can on new websites, just in case. :)
    44. Re:One has to ask... by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, I just learned something new!

      Is it a coincidence, or did /. once order discussions by user ID? On that story you linked to, the comments appear to be ordered that way, low IDs first (with AC leading, which is also interesting since Taco just posted that AC = 666)

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    45. Re:One has to ask... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      The first Haiku

      The first "But does it run Linux?"

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    46. Re:One has to ask... by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      Ah, trolltalk. I miss the old /. trolling community, damn crapflooders killing it. Still meet up with a couple of them for drinks every so often :)

    47. Re:One has to ask... by Samus · · Score: 1

      Oh that reminded me of the ascii toilet paper rolls that would have peoples names in them. Always thought they were pretty funny, at least for the first month or so.

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    48. Re:One has to ask... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      From that same cleaning out of the obsolete computers (aren't they all, the moment we buy them?) I have also recovered several hard drives that were in a system that died in early 1998, which may hold much early /. stories in cache files. I think that the /. team would like to hear from you:
      http://meta.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=313513&cid=20813945
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    49. Re:One has to ask... by mce · · Score: 1

      Who still cares about Natalie Portman? She's an old woman by now.

    50. Re:One has to ask... by D-Fly · · Score: 1

      yeah I was wondering the other day if there's a potential market for sub-10k slashdot ID's on ebay. I could sell mine to some young whippersnapper who wants to prove something. But I figured you only get real geek cred if its in 3 digits...

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    51. Re:One has to ask... by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      We'd totally love that. If you'd serious about trying, If you write the same thing in a direct reply to Lord Apathy's comment 20813271, with luck maybe in his user settings he has e-mail notification enabled so that he notices your post, and with some more luck maybe he'll be willing to look through his old disks.
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    52. Re:One has to ask... by QuickFox · · Score: 1

      Back then I never really considered that we'd still be here a decade later and actually CARE about them ;) One thing I've been wondering for quite a while: Accumulating such a lot of discussion for ten years, how big has the database become? Is it gargantuan? Or is it something that a single modern hard disk can swallow with ease?
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    53. Re:One has to ask... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      He does and is already inventoring his shit. Most of this crap is beyond hopeless. 40mb from an amiga 500 anyone? I have some 150mb qc tapes written on an a 1.3 kernel. Wonder where I'm going to scare up a tape drive. I see a dumpster run in my future.

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    54. Re:One has to ask... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      I couldn't find it either. I don't often have anything truly insightful or informative to say, and I got my karma from "funny" mods, back when they used to count.

      My memory isn't foolproof, of course, but the reason I remember it is because I was surprised that my silly little remark was modded up so quickly.
      So perhaps I posted it AC, or perhaps the database is incomplete. On the other hand, browsing through my old comments I note that they are not nearly as clever as I must have thought at the time, so it wouldn't really be a bad thing if some are missing.

    55. Re:One has to ask... by Dark_Nova · · Score: 1

      Yeah. With an ID under 50000, you can't have waited more than a few months to create an account.

      Originally, there was actually a bit of resistance to creating accounts, so a lower ID is just a sign you "caved in" earlier. ;-)

    56. Re:One has to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe that I have found only one reference to chips-n-dips!! I tried to search on it the other day and came up with squat. Rob should show the noob's where /. _really_ started :-)

    57. Re:One has to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know the first "all your base are belong to us?" But it certainly became mainstream and the good times were over when someone hacked the giant programmable sign outside what is now the CNET building in SF...

      what... does that say "ALL YOUR BASE ARE..." *sobs* its over...

    58. Re:One has to ask... by matthewcraig · · Score: 1

      > Noob! How could you ignore Natalie Portman and Petrification?

      He must have been pouring hot grits down his pants to forget those.

    59. Re:One has to ask... by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      *sigh* The one time a GNAA first post is actually relevant, and you failed to MAKE HISTORY! I honestly don't know if the GNAA still occasionally gets mentioned here; I read at +4 now.

    60. Re:One has to ask... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Geez. Your antique shitpile makes mine look pathetically inadequate. Tho I probably do have a QIC80 drive here somewhere. Might even work.

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    61. Re:One has to ask... by Critical_ · · Score: 1

      These days I have a tendency to create an account as early as I can on new websites, just in case. :)

      HAHAHA... I do that as well. It's pretty lame but with places like GrandCentral that went invite only or StanaPhone that closed off new user registrations, I just make an account for the hell of it.

    62. Re:One has to ask... by empaler · · Score: 1

      A man with a 3-digit UID calls a 26-year old girl for old. Something is wrong here.

    63. Re:One has to ask... by empaler · · Score: 1

      What about the GNAA? I've blissfully forgotten about those and their 'first post' initiation rites... :-)

    64. Re:One has to ask... by empaler · · Score: 1

      HA! Barely beat you to it :-p

    65. Re:One has to ask... by empaler · · Score: 1

      Nah, seems pretty random, as far as I can tell. It looks as if the discussions used to be nested, but got broken at some point.

    66. Re:One has to ask... by mce · · Score: 1

      Maybe the exagerated collective interest in her on this site back when she was young? Especially as they all wanted her petrified, besides naked. Now if that isn't suspicious...

    67. Re:One has to ask... by empaler · · Score: 1

      Maybe the exagerated collective interest in her on this site back when she was young? Especially as they all wanted her petrified, besides naked. Now if that isn't suspicious... Never quite saw it like that; seeing as she's also from '81, I'm good on the age thing. The petrification thing though... not my taste, but what can you do? This is the internet, and there's a place for every sexual fetish, including rubber boots, so there probably is a market for it.
    68. Re:One has to ask... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      But a cliché is like a car metaphor...ok, nothing to see here, move along.

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    69. Re:One has to ask... by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      The GNAA was a good four years or so after the start of sid=trolltalk and its subsequent successors, sid=k22320inchfan and sid=10gramspoppylatex, which served as a place for trolls to link to their accomplishments and talk crap with each other. Sadly after a couple of years crapflooding started, and proper trolling became much more difficult and pretty much died out.

      I did just find that my /. trolling HOWTO is still online though :)

    70. Re:One has to ask... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      I tossed the tapes last night. The ones that I inspected the media was flaking off the plastic. I did find a voodoo 3000 pci graphics card. I'm sure that works. Not useful for restore but nice to have if any of my other spare graphics cards suddenly die.

      I'm writting off my pile of shit. I did try to power up the ancent amiga 3000 I had to see if could boot the drive. The powersupply gave that odd pop and let out that blue smoke that signals the end of life of a computer part. Another piece of history bites the dust.

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    71. Re:One has to ask... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ahh, that sucks... but goes to show how ephemeral even the most durable digital media are, compared to good old paper and ink. Scary how dependent we are on data that could go POOF any time...

      Shame about the magic smoke escaping. Well, now we know the lifespan of THAT batch of electronics...

      The old video card likely does still work, and you betcha, ANY card is better'n none in an emergency. The only cards that seem to die for no reason, just laying on the shelf doing nothing, are VLB IDE cards. Older ISA IDE adapters don't do this, why VLB??

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    72. Re:One has to ask... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Yeap, all digital media will eventually go bad. Some of the finest porn gifs I ever collected where on those tapes. Ahh, the memories. Oh well, easy come easy go.

      That is primary the reason I kept the old pci graphics card around. It has no moving parts, no fans to go bad. And it will run in any machine that has a pci slot. From that old 133 mhz '486 I tossed to the that new quad core beast that is in my future. There will be at last one pci slot on that thing.

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    73. Re:One has to ask... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and on the bright side. I have a some empty tubs and plenty of shelf space to stick more used computer shit in. I have two questionable powersupplies taking up residence in there now.

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    74. Re:One has to ask... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Wow, porn *GIFs*. Oooh, the BBS memories, the grainy images, the pain of 2400 baud modems...

      Fans are (usually) easy enough to replace, but I've found you just never know when you'll need that old card... get some machine that has dead onboard video and its AGP slot isn't playing nice til you can get into the BIOS and bang on the settings, and all of a sudden that ancient PCI card looks right useful.

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    75. Re:One has to ask... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Haha!! yep, I understand that one all too well :D

      I've finally got to where I turn up my nose at anything before about a P150, but even so, there's the already-accumulated collection of 486-era junk that takes up a good bit of floor space in my barn... not to mention even older shit cluttering my library closet. (Which was a walk-in master bedroom closet in a saner life.)

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    76. Re:One has to ask... by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      Trolltalk was relative small, starting with 80md and osm and ending up with about a dozen regulars when it died and everyone moved to k22320inchfan, which probably had a good 20 or 30 regular contributors.

    77. Re:One has to ask... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Long live Rusty 'N' Eddie! Did his ass ever get out of jail?

      Old hardware never dies. It just gets tossed into bin some where.

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    78. Re:One has to ask... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Yeap, been there, tried to do that. Dad converted the barn into a shop. I tried to carry some old computer shit up there. I got met at the door with a "hell no." He knew if he let that shit in the door it wouldn't be long before he was up to his neck in it.

      I did manage to sneak in some used satellite equipment, including a transmitter and dish, that I "liberated" from a trash bin. I have no clue what I'm going to do with but it sure is impressive when I show it to some geek friends.

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    79. Re:One has to ask... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Dad knows you well :)

      Not sure what you'd do with a sat transmitter, tho might be fun to see if you could use it for your own mini comm network -- if there are any public use comm sats??

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    80. Re:One has to ask... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Dunno... Rusty 'N' Eddie doesn't sound familiar, but I came into the BBS scene in 1993, and most of the newsworthy sysop jailings were before that.

      I still use a telnet BBS ... telnet://techware.dynip.com if you want to sneak in and say hello.

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    81. Re:One has to ask... by stevied · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to early /. UIDs?

      Still working :-)

  9. Hey, congrats! by notpaul · · Score: 1

    What do ten year-olds typically do on their birthdays? I think mine had a make-over party with her friends from school. This party may take a bit of thought ...

    Long live Slashdot!

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    1. Re:Hey, congrats! by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      So, are you suggesting that /. should re-colorize the site? Everything shades of PINK! (screams like a little girly-man).

      /Sorry, just adopted a baby girl and my wife and I have received a whole lot of pink. (Neither of us are too fond of it.) :p
      //We are grateful for the gifts. (I'm not trying to be ungrateful with the above statement.)

    2. Re:Hey, congrats! by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      So, are you suggesting that /. should re-colorize the site? Everything shades of PINK!

      Been there, done that.

      In fact, there are those who still push to have the YRO theme replaced with OMG Ponies. Easier on the eyes they say.

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    3. Re:Hey, congrats! by operagost · · Score: 1

      It's time to bring back the OMG PONIES!!! scheme from last April 1st.

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    4. Re:Hey, congrats! by polymath69 · · Score: 1

      It's probably not typical, but I used my tenth birthday for science. On that day, I discovered that time travel would not become available during my lifetime. The mechanism should be obvious.

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    5. Re:Hey, congrats! by empaler · · Score: 1

      The pink theme still makes me laugh out loud. Could be the half-dozen lagers I downed yesterday speaking, but that shit is funny.

  10. /. Parties by SunTzuWarmaster · · Score: 1

    I put in a formal request for one to be held in Orlando, Florida.

    1. Re:/. Parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll go to one on Orlando. Look for me, I'll be the AC.

      How would people integrate slashdot into a real life situation. I know there will be at least 1000 AC jokes, Cowboy Neal, polls, many BSD is dying and soviet things, N Portman and grits, OMG Ponies, etc.. Sounds like a really good time, yeahhhh.... What else could someone discuss?

  11. Prizes! by trongey · · Score: 1

    Will there be a PT Cruiser involved?

    --
    You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
    1. Re:Prizes! by SuperQ · · Score: 1

      lol, I totally forgot about the /. PT Cruiser. That has got to be one of the funniest/worst prizes ever. I forget who even won the thing.. if they'd even admit to having it.

  12. Wow. by mind21_98 · · Score: 1

    It really didn't feel all that long, but I guess when the world completely changes on you, you don't tend to notice.

    Here's to another ten years of Slashdot. :D

  13. I for one.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....congratulate /. on making me an anonymous coward for 10 years.

  14. Happy Birthday! by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn, have I been wasting my time that long? ;-) Any parties going up in Europe?

  15. happy birthday slashdot! by Vorpix · · Score: 1

    despite all the criticism the slashdot crew face from people who are just critical by nature, slashdot has grown into a (more or less) +1 insightful community over the years. i've gotten a good deal of my tech news from that familiar teal and white website, and i know a lot of people are the same way. heck, one of the first things I do when i install firefox is create a Google bookmark, then a /. bookmark in the toolbar. slashdot is a voice in the industry. (plus think of all the in-jokes that just wouldn't be funny without slashdot!)

    happy birthday /. and many more! now i've got to get back to a date with natalie portman, a beowulf cluster, some soviets, and a big bowl of hot grits.

    --
    frog blast the vent core
    1. Re:happy birthday slashdot! by sjaskow · · Score: 1

      Why recreate the bookmarks each time?

      I simply keep a copy of bookmarks.html and cookies.txt around and, so far, it's gone from NT 4.0 to Solaris 2.6 to Windows 2000 to Red Hat 9.0 to Windows XP and survived ok. My /. bookmark has an add date of 4/3/1998 but I know I was reading it when it was still Chips n' Dips.

  16. Local Suasage Feast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, sign me up. :rolleyes:

  17. Er by Joe+Jay+Bee · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Slashdot" and "parties". Two words I never expected to see anywhere near each other.

    1. Re:Er by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      sucks for you

      --
      "Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
    2. Re:Er by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...yeah, I will definitely have my Mom clean up the basement and purchase a few more bags of cheetos and bottles of mountain dew for the partay.

    3. Re:Er by somersault · · Score: 1

      You have never been to a LAN party? Ah teh kids these days - they just don't know the meaning of true networking :(

      --
      which is totally what she said
    4. Re:Er by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A party? So I have to either leave Mom's basement, or let someone else down here?
      Sorry, you're just not offering enough.

    5. Re:Er by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The first LAN party I went to was in 1995. Five people, five network cards in boxes, five T pieces, two terminators, a spool of cable and a crimping tool. Most of the first day was spent getting the network working for all five people at the same time. We tried having one again recently, but it wasn't really the same; people turned up with laptops, and the (wireless) network worked immediately.

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    6. Re:Er by richie2000 · · Score: 1

      Well, "party" can mean many things. Like in "the Donner party", or "the Nazi party".

      --
      Money for nothing, pix for free
    7. Re:Er by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you act as if these neckbeards don't play dungeons and dragons

    8. Re:Er by somersault · · Score: 1

      Technology is always getting in the way of proper socialising these days!

      --
      which is totally what she said
  18. wait by pato101 · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has not been here from the beginning of time? What did ancestors do with their lives then?

    1. Re:wait by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Before slashdot we would all carve posts on the branches of an over grown shrub. Thus the first post would be inscribed on the trunk, and later posts would be written on branches or leaves. The down side was a survey would last for a very long time before it would be replaced(see the red woods of California). Also you had to go to the bush or tree to read posts, and reply. If it was a popular topic, like how waterfalls could make rainbows, or the wheel, you would often need to climb for quite a long time to post anything. And often times on your accent you could climb the wrong direction and end up making your comment on the wrong branch. Then your leaf or stick would be broken off of the shrub or tree and burnt, because you were off topic. The modern lumberjack and tree surgeon are decedents of the first attempt at moderation. This also is where the term 'flame war' came from. People would climb trees and cut off all branches with some ones posts and burn them.

      --
      We are the Borg...
    2. Re:wait by 808140 · · Score: 1

      Mods, come on! This should be informative! I never knew about the prehistory of Slashdot.

    3. Re:wait by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      But you try telling the kids of today that!

    4. Re:wait by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      The modern lumberjack and tree surgeon are decedents

      I do not think that word means what you think it means... ;-)
      --
      No offense, but I've stopped responding to AC's.
  19. Historical Exhibit? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

    As someone who's only been on /. for a couple years, I'd be interested to see what it used to look like ten years ago.

    Like, was the dupe article around from the start, or is it a more recent development?

    - RG>

    --
    Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
    1. Re:Historical Exhibit? by brunascle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Jan 13th, 1998, the oldest index archive.org has

    2. Re:Historical Exhibit? by phantomlord · · Score: 1

      There's always the wayback machine

      I remember rare dupes back around 1998 and 1999 but it definitely got worse as time went on. It seems to be getting a little better since the firehose though.

      --
      Don't leave your mind so open that your brain falls out. Don't close it so much that you cut off the blood.
    3. Re:Historical Exhibit? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Interesting.. which came first.. the article or the dupe?

      --
      which is totally what she said
    4. Re:Historical Exhibit? by martyb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jan 11, 1998 (Article #421) from trying links on that page to older articles.

    5. Re:Historical Exhibit? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I like the bit at the bottom before the comments,

      If you don't have anything worthwhile to say, don't say it. If people continue to abuse this feature, I will have to remove it.

      Quite an ingenious solution he came up with. Glad he didn't just remove it instead.

    6. Re:Historical Exhibit? by ayjay29 · · Score: 1

      This is a bit older.

      He did warn us, but did we listen...

      --
      Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated up.
    7. Re:Historical Exhibit? by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      A funny comment from that archived page:

      "I dunno
      Ph0bia
      Mon Jan 12 at 4:08PM EST
      not@for.this.guy

              It seems to me that in time like these, where experts are claiming that at the current rate of industrializationg, the planet has about 10 years left, we should be concentrating more on fixing the big problems then messing with stuff like this. This kind of 'progress' as Bishop put it always has a major downside, which we miraculously discover often years after its implementation. All I can say is, not for this guy . . ."

        Ten years eh? :)

    8. Re:Historical Exhibit? by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

      Jan 13th, 1998, the oldest index archive.org has

      It actually looked better back then. More modern.

      --
      Swedish plasma phys. PhD student; MSc EE; knows maths, programming, electronics; finance interest; seeks opportunities
  20. Holy sh*t by Drakin020 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holy sh*t you mean the internet has been active for 10 years?

    Seriously though good job /.

    --
    The greatest revenge in life is massive success.
  21. First with the firsts by Carson+Napier · · Score: 0

    I love you /. Here's to another decade of stories and news I read on this site FIRST!!

    --
    If I wanted my mind made up for me, I'd do it myself!!
  22. And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel old by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Back in 1997 I first logged onto Slashdot from my office at SGI's Chippewa Falls location (better known as 'Cray'). Back then we didn't even need to log in -- you just entered your username when you posted.

    Ten years since I've been an intern. And, in certain respects, I'm still sitting here this morning doing that same sort of stuff. That's... depressing. I need to go open a bicycle shop or something.

    --
    Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
  23. Happy Birth Month! by Hezqiyahu · · Score: 0

    May the next decade be more Informative, Insightful, and Funny and less Off Topic and Flame Bait. Oh. What would be the fun in that?

  24. here we go again by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    this story is obviously a dupe

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  25. Happy Anniversary! by thedbp · · Score: 1

    Hi! Happy Anniversary!

    I remember how happy I was when my roomates and I could finally afford broadband many many years ago ... signing up for an account on slashdot was one of the first things I did :)

    Thanks for all the great news, sometimes twice ;) And keeping me up to date with all the great internet memes out there.

    Cheers!

  26. Live long and prosper !!! by unity100 · · Score: 1

    you, others, slashdot, and all the people here.

  27. Women by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

    Would be interesting to see what guy gal ratio @ the parties will be 99:1? ;)

    1. Re:Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are an optimist.

    2. Re:Women by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

      Think five nines.

      --

      "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    3. Re:Women by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      Hmm, no good. That's 2 less than what I usually "think" of.

      --
      If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
    4. Re:Women by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      I'll come :D

      --
      10 FILL MUG WITH COFFEE
      20 DRINK COFFEE
      30 GOTO 10
    5. Re:Women by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      Not if you're with a guy from this site (present company excluded of course)

      --
      I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart.
    6. Re:Women by that+IT+girl · · Score: 1

      I'm not. :P

      --
      10 FILL MUG WITH COFFEE
      20 DRINK COFFEE
      30 GOTO 10
    7. Re:Women by saskboy · · Score: 1

      "the winner will be the party attendee who submits the coolest thing for our "scrapbook". Videos. Pictures. Songs. Anything you can email. Something that proves that your party was the one we all wish we were at."

      So the party who has a girl at it, will win?

      --
      Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  28. obligatory by osoroco · · Score: 5, Interesting
    1. Re:obligatory by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 2, Informative

      RedHat chooses Gnome!!!! Boooooo

      --
      http://www.rense.com/general79/wdx1.htm
    2. Re:obligatory by mjs_ud · · Score: 1

      Wow, 10 years ago IE4 was passing Netscape, Google wasn't in every 4th article, and people were talking about how Linux was the best OS. The more things change the more they stay the same.

      --
      return EXIT_SUCCESS;
    3. Re:obligatory by Wolvie+MkM · · Score: 1

      Huh... it's been slashdotted... isn't that ironic...

      --
      I Like Pie...
    4. Re:obligatory by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Huh... [archive's] been slashdotted... isn't that ironic...

      Slashdot slashdotting itself sounds like a fine way to celebrate. And we can save it for the Recursion Party scheduled the same day.

    5. Re:obligatory by darkrowan · · Score: 1

      Wow, 10 years ago IE4 was passing Netscape More frightening: The poll on the side eerily hints at things to come (namely Firefox)
      --
      AccountKiller
    6. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. It was a tragic day for everyone in the Linux community.

    7. Re:obligatory by mce · · Score: 2, Funny

      Did you notice that the poll question actually childishly asks people to read the editorial before voting? Boy, have we grown up since then...

    8. Re:obligatory by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Interesting to see how things have developed since those stories.

      DES has been well and truly cracked.
      Countries are STILL investigating Microsoft for "monopolistic practices" and Microsoft STILL has done almost nothing about it.
      Johnny Mnemonic style implantable computers are STILL many years away (despite all the research)
      Netscape DID open source their browser and Microsoft beat the pants off them anyway (because of the aforementioned dirty tricks MS pulled)

    9. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Netscape DID open source their browser and Microsoft beat the pants off them anyway (because of the aforementioned dirty tricks MS pulled)"

      It was also because they didn't listen to historic AC on comments. Look what he said:

      "Navigator?!? We already have enough bloated applications in our free operating systems (GNU EMACS, for example) -- if we write a web browser it is better to build it from scratch than from shakey foundations. IMO, Netscape programmers are the worst I've ever seen."

      Forget the "Netscape programmers" expression, the "build from strach" only happened after Firefox "browser only" application. They really coded it from strach but they coded the Netscape Communicator with missing business features (Roaming) in fact.

      What if they started with Firefox from beginning listening to highly technical developers and some ordinary users?

      MS IE was "Navigator" and succeded that way, along with a seperate mail client application. What Mozilla tried to do was coding the "communicator" from strach. It wasn't only Microsoft. Those times, Opera Inc. was already selling browser suite. People like me frustrated with IE and seeing Netscape communicator going nowhere (thank you AOL) was purchasing it. That "Opera" (3.61) had nothing to do with current Opera too. Just a popup window opening for "login" was creating horrible effects since it was _real_ MDI application.

  29. North Carolina by pixelkiller · · Score: 1

    Can someone please make a party in or around the Carolinas? I a Michigander but am stuck in NC during the /. party week. Please message me if you deside to host one in north or south Carlina.

    1. Re:North Carolina by unitron · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, in what part of NC will you be stuck?

      --

      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

    2. Re:North Carolina by pixelkiller · · Score: 1

      In Salisbury NC

    3. Re:North Carolina by unitron · · Score: 1
      Hope you like your barbecue pork with tomato in the sauce. :-)

      At least you'll be on 85 and can easily get to Charlotte or the RTP depending on where the party is/parties are.

      --

      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  30. The balance sheet by athloi · · Score: 1

    I like to read the obituary page, and see what people actually did in their lives. Attending a job and going to wal-mart is not living, but what you create and who you touch is life. Real life.

    I have used Slashdot off and on from 1998 to the present, mainly as a reader who lurks and does not post. Here is why I like Slashdot:

    * It collects people based on the idea of what is cool in technology for technology's sake, not with a pure business focus.

    * It gets people from opposite "sides" in any debate talking with each other.

    * Many of its cooler features, like the social networking sides, are barely yet being exploited.

    There are downsides:

    * Community-based moderation empowers the same fearful crowd reactions we see when the words "terrorism" and "illegal drugs" are bandied about.

    * The jokes about CowboyNeal, Soviet Russia and basement-dwelling are so aged that it is too late to bury them. They must go to a dusty museum somewhere (in Hell).

    I think that's not a bad balance. I've learned a lot on Slashdot and enjoyed quite a bit of "wasted" time. I hope to see other Houston Slashdotters and meet interesting people.

  31. I get internal error... by johnjones · · Score: 1

    when I got to http://slashdot.org/anniversary.pl

    I get internal server error has it been... slashdoted?

    fun and games

    John

  32. For those of you in the 42, -71 area by iabervon · · Score: 1

    42.39561 -71.13051
    1192991880

    1. Re:For those of you in the 42, -71 area by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, so at the park. But surely you didn't reserve the basketball court too. You know no one will be using it.

    2. Re:For those of you in the 42, -71 area by Fireflymantis · · Score: 1

      And that would be the sound of the joke going over your head. Either that or a velociraptor recently labotimized you.

    3. Re:For those of you in the 42, -71 area by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I doubt anybody would be using the basketball court at 1192991880. It'll probably be a bit cold for outdoor basketball and there wasn't anybody at 1190572680, when it was quite nice out.

  33. Heh I remember back in the old days by niola · · Score: 1

    when the traffic here was so much less that sites that were linked on the main page were NOT slashdotted lol.

  34. Low hanging fruit... by leroybrown · · Score: 1

    Dorm Room. Bar. Gym.

    I think it's pretty safe to assume that there will be no slashdot 10 year parties at your local Gold's Gym.

    --
    Founder, Americans Allied Against Alliteration
    1. Re:Low hanging fruit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dorm Room. Bar. Gym.

      I think it's pretty safe to assume that there will be no slashdot 10 year parties at your local Gold's Gym. I would be willing to bet that a significant percentage of slashdot regulars (Apple fanbois, Ubuntu users, the whole GNAA thing, Cowboyneal, etc...) would tickled pink meet up at Gold's Gym. In the showers, that is.
  35. Minimum requirements for Slashdot party? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    What are the minimum requirements for an event to be called a "Slashdot Party" and thus eligible for those fabulous prizes? Because I've been getting loaded by myself and posting drivel on Slashdot for years. If that's not good enough to qualify as a Slashdot Party, I can put on some house music next time.

    In order to stay closer to the "spirit" of Slashdot, I can buy the same beer two events in a row and then shout "dup!" at myself. Then, I can complain bitterly about the quality of the beer, and how I used to buy much better beer 10 years ago before I sold out and got all "corporate". I'll hang a big banner that says "2007: The Year of Linux on the Desktop" and shout "Windows Sucks!" at passersby. Finally, I'll pour hot grits down my pants and pass out on the keyboard mumbling sweet nothings about what I'd do to a petrified Natalie Portman.

    The last thing I should do, if I want to keep the event true to the Slashdot spirit, is to invite others to attend. So, I think my party will be the most "authentic" Slashdot party of them all. Where's my t-shirt?

    1. Re:Minimum requirements for Slashdot party? by ThirdPrize · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that free as in beer or free as in ... err .. beer?

      --
      I have excellent Karma and I am not afraid to Troll it.
    2. Re:Minimum requirements for Slashdot party? by AndrewRUK · · Score: 1

      It could be Free free beer...

    3. Re:Minimum requirements for Slashdot party? by Taxman415a · · Score: 1

      If you document that on video, I'd hope you could be eligible for prizes. I just never, ever, want to see the video.

    4. Re:Minimum requirements for Slashdot party? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Jeez, you have been around a long time. the NP/NP meme was already dead by the time I started following Slashdot in 2000.

      I guess I don't really belong on Slashdot, because I just realized that "meme" is just a pretentious way of referring to a tired, childish joke!

  36. On soviet Slashdot by techpawn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Editors give presents to you? ...wait

    --
    Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country did to you
  37. Damn! by Dave+Walker · · Score: 1

    I've been reading/ignoring "first post" on /. for 10 years? Time flies when you're having fun, I reckon...

  38. Hah, that's nothing... by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    ...when I logged in the first time into slashdot, back in 1997 - on my supercharged Commodore Amiga 500 - it was ubercool to write each post again, each time anyone wanted to read it (hence ofcourse the saying "first (unique) post", har har).
    And ofcourse it was cool to have a UID of 6 digits back then, proved you were hip, unlike all those lower digit users... Like erm... you... Ahem... Excuse me please...

    --
    Slashdot: stuff for news, nerds that matter, matter for news, stuff that nerd
    1. Re:Hah, that's nothing... by slick · · Score: 1

      6 digits? how about 4?

    2. Re:Hah, that's nothing... by Synonymous+Dastard · · Score: 1

      4 digits? you mean like cartoon characters?

    3. Re:Hah, that's nothing... by CrAlt · · Score: 1

      Ya 4 is ok...

      --
      I have to return some videotapes...
  39. Account creation date by ToiletDuck · · Score: 1

    Is there any way to tell when I created my account?

    1. Re:Account creation date by David_W · · Score: 1

      Is there any way to tell when I created my account?

      After me. ;)

    2. Re:Account creation date by Teun · · Score: 1

      And me :)

      My congratulations to the Slashdot crew, a unique place that I continue to read with great pleasure.

      I have a mail from malda@slashdot from the 16th. of Feb. 1999 with my password.
      I assume this was the date of registration.

      --
      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    3. Re:Account creation date by Indecision+Bob · · Score: 1

      Me three! :)

      I have a mail from malda@slashdot from the 20th of May 1999 with my password...

  40. TOP TEN PROBLEMS WITH THIS by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 5, Funny

    10. Leaving parents basement. The light! The light!
    9. People only like me on Slashdot because they cannot smell me on slashdot
    8. People will probably bring laptops, and I run Windows Vista
    7. People will realize I am not a) an astrophysicist nor b) a hot female astrophysicist
    6. While I can get away with visiting Slashdot at work, people will actually notice I am not working if I go to this.
    5. Actual, retributive karma likely if my "foes" met me in person
    4. I don't remember my password
    3. ???
    2. profit!

    and finally
    1. I don't actually want to be associated with any of you in real life (I keed, I keed!)

    1. Re:TOP TEN PROBLEMS WITH THIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "10. Leaving parents basement. The light! The light!"

      No big deal. Move only at night.

      "9. People only like me on Slashdot because they cannot smell me on slashdot"

      Free food? People will show up whether they like you or not. Bring your own bottle of Fabreeze, and you'll be fine.

      "8. People will probably bring laptops, and I run Windows Vista"

      A dozen people will step forward to fix your "problem".

      "7. People will realize I am not a) an astrophysicist nor b) a hot female astrophysicist"

      That still leaves the "hot female" option unaccounted for. Hope springs eternal.

      "6. While I can get away with visiting Slashdot at work, people will actually notice I am not working if I go to this."

      Just say today is "festivus", so you can't do work that day.

      "5. Actual, retributive karma likely if my "foes" met me in person"

      Have trust in the moderation system. They'd be modded down by others.

      "4. I don't remember my password"

      [Pssst: it's "CowboyNeal"]

      "3. ???"

      Hot grits!

      "2. profit!"

      See above.

      "1. I don't actually want to be associated with any of you in real life (I keed, I keed!)"

      Not even a hot female astrophysicist?

  41. So... by MasterPuppeteer · · Score: 1

    How long before this story gets duped?

  42. Congrats... by ilovegeorgebush · · Score: 1

    Congratulations to all at /.!
    Thanks for giving me something to do in the early hours when my code doesn't work, i'm too tired to sleep, and when i'm bored at work.
    Please, though, stop posting crap like this. :)

  43. happy birthday /.! by Vadim+Grinshpun · · Score: 1

    (that said, I wonder how many man-hours, or rather man-months, I've wasted here over the aforementioned 10 years :)
    -Vadim, registered user# 31 :)

  44. Why not show when we registered? by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to remember when I registered ... and my account profile doesn't show it.

    1. Re:Why not show when we registered? by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      That's a good idea; I know I registered when I stumbled upon a discussion about "overclocking vodka". That means that I can add a new line to my CV: 3 years of Slashdot experience.

      I know one thing, if one of my interviewees had that in their CV, I'd definitely be more likely to give them an extra point! ;-)

  45. Party at the China Club! by isaac · · Score: 1

    Who cares about 10 years of Slashdot - I'm waiting to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Andover.net/VA Linux merger...

    *bahahaha*

    Sorry, it just slipped out.

    Congrats guys, I know how it feels. It was a real head-trip when my site (http://ticalc.org) hit 10 years.

    -Isaac

    --
    I am not a lawyer, and this is not legal advice. For Entertainment Purposes Only.
    1. Re:Party at the China Club! by gangien · · Score: 1

      you're the guy who made ticalc eh? very nice! :)

  46. Chips and Dips by linebackn · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, before it was Slashdot, it was "Chips And Dips", a section on Rob Malda's Personal site.

    For a while archive.org had an archive of a Chips and Dips page, but it mysteriously disappeared. The files I retrieved are here: http://toastytech.com/files/chipsndips.html

    I wasn't there myself at the beginning, I discovered Slashdot one of the first times C-Net News.com linked to it - and then I just stupidly hung around without signing up for ages until there was some article I wanted to comment on (probably something anti-IE)

    BTW, anyone got the original Chips & Dips logo graphic? Archive.org never did have that.

    1. Re:Chips and Dips by sootman · · Score: 1

      I hung around for ages without signing up, either. I finally signed up, not because I wanted to say something, but because you had to sign in to set a comment threshold, and once the pages started consistently hitting 250k at the default setting they were all taking waaaay too long to download at 33.6.

      --
      Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
    2. Re:Chips and Dips by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      Funny. I just clicked on the 'IE is evil' button at the top of that page, and Firefox promptly crashed :-/

    3. Re:Chips and Dips by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Wow, that was a fun little trip. Thanks for the snack!

      [wanders around] Oh, *you're* the Marswar guy! I've played that a dozen times or more. No day is complete until some hellspawn have died!!

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    4. Re:Chips and Dips by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Here it is. It's not anti-IE particularly, more of a comment on how the OS vendor from a broken-up Microsoft would end up licensing and distributing IE, back during the naive era when the government almost broke up Microsoft and we expected it to go through. Other anachronisms include a references to Bill Clinton, Denis Leary, K-Mart, Time-Warner-AOL, Corel, IE5, Win2K and Windows NT, a non-ironic use of the terms "synergy" and "M$", and an argument for porting Microsoft Office to Linux.

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  47. Oldest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For sure I am the oldest AC...

  48. will there be bonuses? by Trelane · · Score: 1

    How about a bonus for the first organizer in Soviet Russia (double points for proving conclusively that, in Soviet Russia, Slashdot celebrates you)? Or to hook up a bunch of sites and making a beowulf cluster of the meetings (wetware processors, donchaknow)? Or maybe for seeing if the people run Linux?

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    1. Re:will there be bonuses? by jamie · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you manage to organize a party in Soviet Russia, we'll send you two Slashdot Cruisers...

    2. Re:will there be bonuses? by Trelane · · Score: 1

      Sweeeet....

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      Given enough personal experience, all stereotypes are shallow.
    3. Re:will there be bonuses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The way things are going in Russia these days, it may not be as implausible as you imply. ;)

    4. Re:will there be bonuses? by noamsml · · Score: 1

      Nah, in Soviet Russia, the party organizes you! (A coherent Soviet Russia joke? Say it ain't so!)

  49. Breaking news: Slashdot is dying... by Vexler · · Score: 1

    It is official; Netcraft confirms: Slashdot is dying!

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Slashdot community when IDC confirmed that Slashdot market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all network traffic for wasting time at work. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Slashdot has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last [samag.com] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test...

    Just kidding! Good job everyone. Keep up the good work, and try not to lose market share to groklaw!!!

  50. Anyone invite Kevin Rose? by ThirdPrize · · Score: 1

    I hear he likes to drink beer.

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  51. Newsworthy? by tulmad · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised to come into this story and not see a bunch of posts about how this isn't "real news" or "how did this make the front page?" Congrats to you guys on ten years.

    --
    "In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death."
    1. Re:Newsworthy? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      We're all still in shock. We were expecting the story to be 'Tech Discussion Site Started,' linking to a ten-year-old article, and with the commentary line: 'No XHTML. Less interactive than Web 2.0. Lame.'

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
  52. Congratulations and thanks /. by Saija · · Score: 1

    Hey i just created this account this year or something like that but i has been a /. reader around 1998.
    PS: some party in latin america?

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  53. party time? think again. by UnCivil+Liberty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who wants to go to a party with no girls?

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    1. Re:party time? think again. by Saija · · Score: 1

      please send me a link to this "girl" thing you are talking about... :)

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      Slashdot ya no es que lo era! ;)
    2. Re:party time? think again. by Roblimo · · Score: 1

      The scary thing is, I suspect that most Slashdot readers now have wives or girlfriends, and some of them might come to the parties and even bring friends.

      I know my wife will come to the Tampa (FL) party, and if the Orlando one is on a different date we might hit both of them...

      - Robin

    3. Re:party time? think again. by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      Who wants to go to a party with no girls? We've been doing it our whole lives. Why change now?
      --
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    4. Re:party time? think again. by CortoMaltese · · Score: 1

      The scary thing is, I suspect that most Slashdot readers now have wives or girlfriends, and some of them might come to the parties and even bring friends. It's actually beyond that. "I'll come to the /. party if I manage to get a babysitter."
    5. Re:party time? think again. by scooter.higher · · Score: 1

      Babysitter?

      My kids will be inviting their friends over to have a LAN party while the wife and I head out to our local /. party...

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  54. I've got ASCII older than that... by monkeyboythom · · Score: 1

    This site has been many things to people over the decade (announcements of products, discussions of how we can work more effectively with product/code/etc. and even a marriage proposal). I've had three different profiles here, each one forgotten, because of disuse. But this site, along with fark, has been a site I've always come back to. And in the littered landscape of fallen, shut down, and just plain forgotten sites, this was not only sustained but has grown.

    Cheers to the Taco!

  55. This month? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Happy birthday, geezer!

    This means my site is older than slashdot, by five months! Of course, the URL has changed a few times; when I got on the internet my ISP provoded "unlimited access", and I proceeded to test the "unlimited" part by putting anything and everything on the web space they provided. I started "the springfield fragfest", a quake site, also older than slashdot (but rests comfortably at archive.org with its tits up) and shoveled patches, demos, all sorts of crap in there and my host never squealed once. But the mcgrew.info logo is the same (unlike slashdot's).

    I think I found slashdot some time in 1998 or 1999, but lost my original password (therefore losing my user name when I changed hosts and email addresses). It would be nice to post as "mcgrew" again here, with that account's uber-low UID.

    Happy birthday again, slashdot! You may not be as old as me, but you're older than Google and Amazon. Hey Google and Amazon, you kids get the hell off of slashdot's any my lawns! Hey slashdot, have a beer. What did your doctor say about that embarrassing personal problem, geezer? Mine gave me some blue pills.

    -mcgrew

    PS- does anybody remember the "suckdot" parody suck.com did? The Penguin with the scimitar was hilarious.

    1. Re:This month? by jamie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      PS- does anybody remember the "suckdot" parody suck.com did? The Penguin with the scimitar was hilarious.

      Porn for Nerds. Stuff that splatters.

    2. Re:This month? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      That brings me back... I actually do remember when Suck was cool. I was very sad when they closed up shop.

      Filler > *

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    3. Re:This month? by waveclaw · · Score: 1

      PS- does anybody remember the "suckdot" parody suck.com did?


      How about one of the first websites to use slashcode before is was...well usable: segfault.org
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      "You cannot have a General Will unless you have shared experiences. You cannot be fair to people you don't know."
    4. Re:This month? by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      Thanks so much for posting that link. Actually said parody triggered my first visit to slashdot, IIRC it was featured at wired.com a few days after it came out, so I can now exactly tell how long I'm wasting my time here.

      I loved the link in one of the slashboxes that said "Steve Ballmer is fat and bald". At that time, I had no idea who Steve Ballmer was, and what would become of him. Gosh, that was a different Doctor O back then.

      This place has made me a critical, pragmatic cynic with a skewed sense of humour.

      Thanks! ;)

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      Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
  56. A slashdot anniversary party? by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

    Wow, that's gotta be about the geekiest thing I've ever heard of.

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    www.timcoleman.com is a total waste of your time. Never go there.
  57. I remember discovering /. in early 1998... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or was it late 1997(?), via a link on linuxhq.com. IIRC, it was the macsurfer of the linux world (aka a summary site for linux-heavy news) at the time, only to be changed by some bonehead into something else (linuxhq, not slashdot). I still remember /. before the userids, moderation, captchas et al. I regret not taking a userid when that was announced (after some mom-basement dwelling pizza-faced social basket-cases started posting obseneties (sp???) just for kicks), I'd have a 3 or 4 digit uid, which might be a cool bragging point nowadays...

    I'm still surpised that CmdrTaco & crew got rich developping what some could consider just a web-based BBS. Cue in the proverbial "why didn't I do it?" lament... Can't be the only grey beard that thought the same thing at the time when they got bought out.

    Anywho, congrats Taco, Neil & co!

  58. NYC ?? by LintFiend · · Score: 1

    Someone has to start a New York Party, come on! Gotham is perfect for the /. crowd (read: subterranean).

  59. Ten years on... by ringbarer · · Score: 0, Funny

    We've seen the tech sector boom
    We've seen the tech sector bust

    And Linux STILL isn't ready for the desktop.

    --
    "Why did they cancel my favorite Sci-Fi show? I downloaded ALL the episodes!"
    1. Re:Ten years on... by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      slashdot: Announcing the Year Of The Linux Desktop since 1997!

  60. San Diego by mrslacker · · Score: 1

    Someone (not me, I'm "mrslacker") organize a San Diego, or better yet, a North County, get together, and I'll be there.

  61. 10 years of my life.... by martin · · Score: 1

    gone :-)

    crikey I must be getting old then.....

  62. And.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4chan turns 4 today too.

    Why are all the worst sites opened in October 1st?

  63. Will those with single digit ID's please stand up. by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

    .Thanks. :)

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  64. Obligatory Part 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Second U.S.A. Communist Party FP!

    Fuck Bush

  65. Cowboy Neal isn't going to get drunk by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    and start singing naked karaoke, is he?

  66. Reply to parent by lorenlal · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about the first karma whore?

    1. Re:Reply to parent by Taxman415a · · Score: 1

      It is the oldest profession, so of course, it was there the day karma was instituted I'm sure. And people forgot about naked and petrified covered in hot grits. Which actually gives me a good idea on how to win the grand prize. Just have to get Natalie to attend our anniversary party. :)

  67. Chili Flavored Beast by ginbot462 · · Score: 1
    You actually made me kind of hungry. I wonder what barbequed devils taste like with chili/chilli/chile on them. Personally, I find rooster sauce good on anything



    Beazulbub is really neat

    Beazulbub is filled with spicy meat

    We've been eating Beazulbub

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  68. The Birthday Song! by Chas · · Score: 3, Funny

    Happy Birthday To You!
    Happy Birthday To You!
    Happy Birthday Dear Slashdot! (*HOT GRITS AND GOATSE!*)
    Happy Birthday To You!

    =)

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    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
    1. Re:The Birthday Song! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations: You have just ruined slashdot with a lawsuit from Warner Chappell (Happy Birthday is Copyrighted Music.... I'm not kidding... ):

      http://www.warnerchappell.com/wcm_2/song_search/song_detail/songview_2.jsp?esongId=126621000&view=fulllyrics

    2. Re:The Birthday Song! by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      It expires in the US in 2030.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Birthday_to_You

      Amazing..

  69. Re:And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel o by toleraen · · Score: 1

    Is SGI in CF still open? I thought that closed ages ago...
    /from EC

  70. Old Timer by Aaron+M.+Renn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I see that I am registered use 539. I was surfing the site before registration was required. I must be getting old if this site is a decade old

    1. Re:Old Timer by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I realised recently that there are about as many /. users who registered after me as before, which made me feel a bit less of a newbie. I remember waiting about a year to get into the oldest 90% that was allowed to moderate; then realising that the moderation system was set up so people who post as often as me rarely get points (I generally only get them after I've come back from holiday).

      I would moan about the standard of articles, but since another of mine was linked to today I can't really.

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  71. 10 years, wow by bteeter · · Score: 1

    Wow, have I been reading this site that long?

    After Slashdot got popular (1998?) I remember I had to plan the timing of my visits to Slashdot. I had to get there first thing in the morning because inevitably if I waited till lunch it was hosed. It was like 11am and ending somewhere around 2pm that Slashdot would be so slow you couldn't get to it. That was before it was bought out of course.

    I remember taco telling us it was running on a single server back then. I wonder how many there are now?

  72. Happy Birthday Slashdot by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

    I blame djKing for introducing me to this place during a Java programming class at NAIT back in '99.

    So many good times, so many highs and lows. I've never gone from anger to hysterical laughter so quickly on any other site.

    Thanks Slashdot.

    --
    crazy dynamite monkey
  73. Laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm so getting laid at one of these parties...

  74. 10 years is a long time by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    Who'd have thought Slashdot would outlive Bob Goatse?

  75. The History of the World, as seen through /. by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 5, Funny


    2.5 million B.C.: OOG the Open Source Caveman develops the axe and releases it under the GPL. The axe quickly gains popularity as a means of crushing moderators' heads.

    100,000 B.C.: Man domesticates the AIBO.

    10,000 B.C.: Civilization begins when early farmers first learn to cultivate hot grits.

    3000 B.C.: Sumerians develop a primitive cuneiform perl script.

    2920 B.C.: A legendary flood sweeps Slashdot, filling up a Borland / Inprise story with hundreds of offtopic posts.

    1750 B.C.: Hammurabi, a Mesopotamian king, codifies the first EULA.

    490 B.C.: Greek city-states unite to defeat the Persians. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the Greeks "get it".

    399 B.C.: Socrates is convicted of impiety. Despite the efforts of freesocrates.com, he is forced to kill himself by drinking hemlock.

    336 B.C.: Fat-Time Charlie becomes King of Macedonia and conquers Persia.

    4 B.C.: Following the Star (as in hot young actress) of Bethelem, wise men travel from far away to troll for baby Jesus.

    A.D. 476: The Roman Empire BSODs.

    A.D. 610: The Glorious MEEPT!! founds Islam after receiving a revelation from God. Following his disappearance from Slashdot in 632, a succession dispute results in the emergence of two troll factions: the Pythonni and the Perliites.

    A.D. 800: Charlemagne conquers nearly all of Germany, only to be acquired by andover.net.

    A.D. 874: Linus the Red discovers Iceland.
    A.D. 1000: The epic of the Beowulf Cluster is written down. It is the first English epic poem.

    A.D. 1095: Pope Bruce II calls for a crusade against the Turks when it is revealed they are violating the GPL. Later investigation reveals that Pope Bruce II had not yet contacted the Turks before calling for the crusade.

    A.D. 1215: Bowing to pressure to open-source the British government, King John signs the Magna Carta, limiting the British monarchy's power. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

    A.D. 1348: The ILOVEYOU virus kills over half the population of Europe. (The other half was not using Outlook.)

    A.D. 1420: Johann Gutenberg invents the printing press. He is immediately sued by monks claiming that the technology will promote the copying of hand-transcribed books, thus violating the church's intellectual property.

    A.D. 1429: Natalie Portman of Arc gathers an army of Slashdot trolls to do battle with the moderators. She is eventually tried as a heretic and stoned (as in petrified).

    A.D. 1478: The Catholic Church partners with doubleclick.net to launch the Spanish Inquisition.

    A.D. 1492: Christopher Columbus arrives in what he believes to be "India", but which RMS informs him is actually "GNU/India".

    A.D. 1508-12: Michaelengelo attempts to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling with ASCII art, only to have his plan thwarted by the "Lameness Filter."

    A.D. 1517: Martin Luther nails his 95 Theses to the church door and is promptly moderated down to (-1, Flamebait).

    A.D. 1553: "Bloody" Mary ascends the throne of England and begins an infamous crusade against Protestants. ESR eats his words. A.D. 1588: The "IF I EVER MEET YOU, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS" guy meets the Spanish Armada.

    A.D. 1603: Tokugawa Ieyasu unites the feuding pancake-eating ninjas of Japan.

    A.D. 1611: Mattel adds Galileo Galilei to its CyberPatrol block list for proposing that the Earth revolves around the sun.

    A.D. 1688: In the so-called "Glorious Revolution", King James II is bloodlessly forced out of power and flees to France. ESR again triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

    A.D. 1692: Anti-GIF hysteria in the New World comes to a head in the infamous "Salem GIF Trials", in which 20 alleged GIFs are burned at the stake. Later investigation reveals that mayn of the supposed GIFs were actually PNGs.

    A.D. 1769: James Watt patents the one-click steam engine.

    A.D. 1776: Trolls, angered by CmdrTaco's passage of the Moderation Act, rebel. After a several-year

    1. Re:The History of the World, as seen through /. by Surt · · Score: 1

      Ah the memories. Man I miss Meept. I considered leaving after he did.

      --
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    2. Re:The History of the World, as seen through /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I even miss Jon Katz. They should bring that guy back. (Posting anonymously for obvious reasons).

    3. Re:The History of the World, as seen through /. by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      It's no use. Your extreme offense warranted an FBI inquiry at the slashdot offices and you're looking at a straight 30-year isolated cell in a federal prison near you.

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    4. Re:The History of the World, as seen through /. by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      Damn the moderation....that is the most insightful, interesting, underrated, funny post in years.

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    5. Re:The History of the World, as seen through /. by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      Sadly, not one I wrote :) But I figured such a classic was for once on-topic and appropriate!

    6. Re:The History of the World, as seen through /. by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 1

      Bah, you forgot to put something in about iPods having less disk space than a Nomad. Lame.

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      -- Ryan Stiles
    7. Re:The History of the World, as seen through /. by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      I do believe this preceeded CmdrTaco's wonderous piece of prediction :)

  76. I first got to slashdot 1998 I think.... by jonfr · · Score: 1

    I think I first did sign up to slashdot in 1998, but because I only had limited dial up at the time, I didn't use that account, so it got deleted. I did return back here few months ago.

    Happy 10 years, may this web survive whatever it is thrown at it.

  77. Its been an interesting 10 years. by Vaystrem · · Score: 1

    Being one of the 'lower' ID# people on the website it has been very interesting to see how the site has evolved over time.

    In my eyes, the most interesting change has been the increasing politicization of /. Some people have recently complained about how Slashdot is less about tech news than it is about politics, but personally I think its a good thing. While the quality of some discussion has definitely decreased during these ten years, I still find that there is good and heated discussions to be had about fundamentally important issues whose impact extends far beyond the boundaries of this site.

    I'm looking forward to seeing what the next 10 years bring.

    - Nathan Klassen

    1. Re:Its been an interesting 10 years. by shdragon · · Score: 1

      I agree, it has been interesting to see how things have evolved over time. I remember when I first joined, /. & freshmeat were the places to find out anything related to linux. Then it just kinda exploded in a very short time frame. It's been a fun 10 years, but sometimes I miss the way /. was when it was a much smaller community. It was much easier to get help back then, and there were fewer condescending posts.

      --
      "...we dont care about the economics; we just want to be able to hack great stuff."
  78. More professional editing? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Slashdot Turns 10 But You Get The Presents"

    The only present most of us want from Slashdot is more care in posting stories.

    1. Re:More professional editing? by billybob2001 · · Score: 1

      But care has been built in to this one already with number bases:

      The grand prize winner will be posted on Oct 31

      So it can be legitimately re-posted on Dec 25

      (As if it would be duped only once...)

      My money would be on Sep 34(??) and Nov 27

  79. From Windsor, ON by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

    I think I'm gonna cross the river and attend the Ann Arbor party. Any other slashdotters over 21 from Windsor ? Wanna car pool ?

    Yeah I'm gonna need a ride :(

  80. Suggestion: Reposting stories from 10 years ago by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think the editors should post stories from 10 years ago, just to remember the times.

    Opinions, anyone?

    1. Re:Suggestion: Reposting stories from 10 years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only look at the stories being posted but look at some of the comments that were modded up during that time.

      It is kind of sad to see this place not provide 'News for nerds' but more 'News for Open Source Nerds'

    2. Re:Suggestion: Reposting stories from 10 years ago by Aqua_boy17 · · Score: 1

      I think the editors should post stories from 10 years ago, just to remember the times.
      You obviously must be new here. There are dupes nearly that old on the front page all the time! (I keed, I keed)

      Congratulations /. on making all of our lives a little less productive, and here's to 10 more.
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    3. Re:Suggestion: Reposting stories from 10 years ago by deprecated · · Score: 1

      That's what the dupes are for. They just haven't finished duping... In the sense of duplicating.

    4. Re:Suggestion: Reposting stories from 10 years ago by 808140 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There were no "modded up" comments, as there was no mod system back then.

    5. Re:Suggestion: Reposting stories from 10 years ago by loftwyr · · Score: 1

      That would be a neat trick as everything from the first year got lost in a crash...

      Only the original crew would have any idea what they might have been.

    6. Re:Suggestion: Reposting stories from 10 years ago by skis · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean they don't do that already?

  81. Re:And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel o by Skyshadow · · Score: 1

    I know they sold a few of their buildings to a Canadian chip-maker called Celestica... I assume the other buildings got spun off when they regurgitated Cray, but I don't know for sure.

    But hey, you're right there -- take a drive up and check it out. Hit the Leinie's brewery tour while you're there.

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    Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
  82. Wow by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

    I've left 1135 comments since I first joined in 1998, and I seem to keep coming back for punishment^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hentertainment.

    I later lucked out and was the 10 millionth Slashdot visitor (I think in 1998?), my 15 minutes of nerd fame, heh.

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    -Stu
  83. Pardon my manners... by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

    Somehow this didn't make it into the parent:

    Congrats Rob & team. Cranking out essential reading for 10 years is a big deal. Cheers.

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    -Stu
  84. For the non-technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a link in case you're like me and you're wondering what the hell this thread is about.

  85. Re:And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel o by gatzke · · Score: 1


    I found slashdot when looking at top teams on the distributed computing keybreaking competition.

    I remember when they added the account system. I remember debating whether or not I should get an account, since it was an intrusion into my privacy so I held off for a while.

    Amazing that some people still read slashdot. I skim other forums, but this is the only one that still seems workable / usable / useful to me. They have had enough technical developments to keep up with the changing internet.

  86. NATALIE PORTMAN IS NAKED by inKubus · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the little prequel thingy to Wes Anderson's The Darjeeling Limited

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  87. Hold it at your local Hooters! by mmullings · · Score: 1

    If your going to leave the basement, might as well see what this 'girl' thing is all about. On second thought, we need traffic to this site to keep it alive... Never mind, girls are not real....keep reading......you don't remember anything I typed.

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  88. 10 Long / Short Years by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

    When you're young the days are short and the years are long. When you're older the days are long and the years are short.

    --
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  89. Me too by jedie · · Score: 1

    I want to be on this page too :)

    --
    "The majority is always sane, Louis." -- Nessus
    http://slashdot.jp
  90. That's close to Halloween. by Biff+Stu · · Score: 1

    What are the odds that someone will show up in a troll costume, shout obscenities at people and otherwise be a pain in the ass?

    1. Re:That's close to Halloween. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Oh dear god, please don't let anyone show up in a goatse costume!

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
  91. Re:And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel o by toleraen · · Score: 1
    I should have said "grew up in EC", but I'll have to remember to check it out next time I'm home. My neighbor worked there for quite a while before getting laid off, which is probably why I thought it closed.

    Hit the Leinie's brewery tour while you're there. That's about the only good reason to visit Chippewa Falls, isn't it? ;)
  92. "News for Nerds" no more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ack! What's this?
    The "News For Nerds. Stuff That Matters." tagline has been eliminated.

    The new tagline is "Our Uptime. Your Downtime."

  93. Coolest? For Geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the winner will be the party attendee who submits the coolest thing for our "scrapbook"

    Hmmm...that would most likely be a picture of a naked chick with "./" somewhere on her in body paint.

  94. Bring back Palm Pilot and Linuxworld by heroine · · Score: 1

    Remember back in the day, every other story was about Palm Pilots and Linuxworld, an individual sponsored event in North Carolina. Research Triangle Park and Malaysia were going to replace Silicon Valley.

  95. 1999 I think... by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

    I discovered Slashdot in 1999 I believe it was. I had some coworkers at IBM build a linux cluster out of 14 or so machines we had at a show somewhere and the link to it got posted here. He sent out an internal email letting some of us interested in Linux at the time about it and that's how I found the site.

    Can't find the original article though, not sure if it was 1998 or 1999 when I joined, or if it was later than that.

    --

    As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.

    1. Re:1999 I think... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I discovered Slashdot in 1999 I believe it was.

      I think it was around 1997 or 1998 for me. The annoying thing is I'm convinced I made a user ID that first year, but I could never remember it so I had to make this one. Now I don't get that instant geek low-UID cred.

    2. Re:1999 I think... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Your first comment:
      Monday October 30 2000
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=8544&cid=666771

      You shoulda took warning from how that cid started ;)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    3. Re:1999 I think... by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      Hah! Never noticed that. How did you figure out the year from that? I had found my first comment but couldn't figure out what year it was.

      --

      As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.

    4. Re:1999 I think... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I used to have the same problem. Recently they've changed preferences to let you include the year in the comment headers. Quite useful, even tho it screws up the comment-list display in a non-CSS browser.

      [I read /. in low-bandwidth mode using Netscape 3 (believe it or not -- STILL my fave browser!) which makes it effectively plaintext. Couldn't use it otherwise; the CSS version makes my eyes bleed.]

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  96. Wayback by eefsee · · Score: 1

    If you want a glimpse of an earlier Slashdot, take a look at the WayBackMachine. The earliest copy of Slashdot's front page there is dated 13 Jan 1998. The Slashdot poll of the day? "Netscape should GPL Mozilla".

  97. Slashdotters in Moldova? by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    I only know two people in Moldova who have accounts on Slashdot. There is also a small number of people who regularly read discussions I forward to their email accounts. This sounds like a great opportunity to find out who else spends a lot of their time on this web-site.

    Folks, I hope we'll be able to prove empirically that we are not a non-existing breed :-)

    1. Re:Slashdotters in Moldova? by linuxIsLife · · Score: 1
      I know 4 peoples who have accounts in here : me, you, adrenalin(torrents) and a guy who teached me in the class.

      I hope we'll be able to prove empirically that we are not a non-existing breed :-)
      man, we are. P.S. Slashdot is a terrible place.
  98. The celebratory header by Epsillon · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one whose brain is interpreting the header as "Slashclot" in 1337?

    --
    Resistance is futile. Reactance buggers it up.
  99. Metamod reinstated? by DaffyDuck101 · · Score: 1

    Just as I was wondering how many hours I've enjoyed/lost (tends to fluctuate based on current amount of actual work to do) reading this site (been doing so since before user accounts - held off because at the time "people in the know" told you ad nauseam _never_ to register _anywhere_), I noticed the "have you metamoderated today" link. Lo and behold.

    I'm one of many that have had their mod privs revoked after moderating a "post of doom" or something like that (can't dig up any fast references - I seem to recall something about a user called Signal11 or something starting an offtopic meta discussion in some story - I'm sure most of you that were around at the time still remember).

    Anyway, I was kind of wondering why today of all days my metamod privs seem to have been reinstated. Is this some kind of 10th anniversary present? A cunning plot to make me enjoy/lose even more time here? Coincidence? An omen of the impeding singularity?

    Taco, if you're reading this and this is like some general pardon or something, really, geez, thanks man. I'll try to behave next time. No promises though.

    D.

    1. Re:Metamod reinstated? by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

      I don't think the post of doom was anything to do with Signal11, it was after his time. Signal11 certainly did make a post about the fact that he'd been intentionally gaming the moderation system to amass as many mod points as possible (he was up to 1300+ I think) which started a long off-topic thread at one point. The post of doom was one flaming the editor Michael in which dozens of posters got bitchslapped down to negative karma and lost moderation and metamod privileges permanently, that was a few years later.

    2. Re:Metamod reinstated? by DaffyDuck101 · · Score: 1

      Spot on! The Post of doom - Michael post! I've lost metamod privs for countless years. They're back today. Seriously.

  100. Happy birthday by Astr4y · · Score: 1

    've been lurking around on Slashdot for about 4 years now, I never really comment on anything, just absorb their stories and look somewhat busy during the early work hours.

  101. I didn't forget by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    ...I have CIPA, you insensitive clod!!

    --
    Breakfast served all day!
  102. need a clickable time machine link by zogger · · Score: 1

    It would be nice to mash a link on the main page and go back to the ten years ago today page, for the next year anyway. Or what the heck, from here on out. Like, be nice to see old flame wars, what the coolest new tech was, and the most craptacular, see which corporations were acting like asses, etc.

    BTW, congrats on ten years, that's like 1,000 in internet dog years!

  103. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coincidentally "Soviet Russian" hardware site http://www.ixbt.com/ turns 10 today too =)

  104. UK North-west by SignupRequired · · Score: 1

    Any interest in doing something in the north-west of the United Kingdom? Manchester? Liverpool?

    1. Re:UK North-west by simong · · Score: 1

      Just about to suggest this to the geekup list.

  105. ten most & least accurate tech 1997 prediction by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I'd be interested in seeing the most accurate and least accurate tech predictions from that era for times about now.

    One I recall is extrapolating the growth of MicroSoft and Bill Gates wealth. I recall people prediction MSFT to have the first trillion dollar stock valuation about now and Bill gates to be a trillionaire a couple years after that. They've both slowed down considerably.

  106. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Everyone knows CmdrTaco was replaced by a small shell script years ago.

  107. I'm quite new here, but by UbuntuniX · · Score: 1

    Congratulations! =D

    Now, who's for a drunken party?

  108. So close... by Cadre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I feel your pain. Just 1051 users between me and the hollowed ground of 4-digitdom.

    It'd be cool if /. added a table that listed blocks of ids, their user name and last time they'd logged in or posted. I can't imagine that too many of the 1051 users between me and 9999 are actually still active.

    --
    All editorial writers ever do is come down from the hill after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.
    1. Re:So close... by Pathwalker · · Score: 4, Funny

      It could always be worse...

    2. Re:So close... by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1

      People with ids 20,000 registered in the first six months or so that Slashdot was up and running. I have no idea how I know this.

      --

      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
    3. Re:So close... by _pruegel_ · · Score: 1

      Well... You must hate yourself for almost 10 years now for being 4 positions too late. :-)

    4. Re:So close... by Crizp · · Score: 1

      I laughed. In pity. You were so close! I had a flashback of "wow, that long ago" moment when I saw user id's creeping up in the bi-millions... and I'm a lowly six-digitter, albeit an early one. Where can we see when we registered? I don't even remember any more.

    5. Re:So close... by monsted · · Score: 1

      How much would you bid for a 4-digit ID if i put it up on ebay? :)

    6. Re:So close... by sasdrtx · · Score: 1

      Not four digits, even with cents.

      --
      Most people don't even think inside the box.
    7. Re:So close... by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 1

      People with ids 20,000 registered in the first six months or so that Slashdot was up and running.

      Are you sure? Slashdot had been up for a while before I even heard of it, and I'd been reading before I registered, for a couple of months at least. And that was way back... in... 1998...

      (mentally adds "a couple of months" to October, 1997)

      Geez, it has been a long time.

      --
      The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
    8. Re:So close... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I registered in early 1999 during my first CS unix-lab class in what was my second semester in a small and popular liberal arts North American college. I remember seeing an empty PC logged on there, and probably remembered the /. logo from where the user had been there... I noted the url and got hooked by the end of that semester. I don't remember the exact month, but /. is part of the mountain of knowledge I am IT-wise now.

      I moved to a large school in New York city and saw the /. page on a mac back in 2002. I thought, wow, public school brutes actually know of us? Our existence beyond elite schools is something I still underestimate left and right, but it is very rare in daily IT life anyways. I was surprised to begin a technician-career and find a couple people who sort of knew this site (community college is even less reputed, and slashdot people here didn't even know All-Your-Base and lots of memes because they're not the kind that geek out for hours unless it's political or media-related.)

      Anyway, I received an ID of 116K or so, which I stopped posting with around the time karma points stopped being recognized. That plus the fact that WHquestion and KnowPost were eating up my nerd time back then (around 2002.) Another reason I don't log in much anyway is that yes, journals were cool, but every post I made would wipe an older post in my history, and these are memories I want to keep. Subscriptions supposedly resurrect old posts by linking my userpage to them, but my googling and review skills show that /. deleted stuff before 2001 only about 2 years after or so. My first few posts are gone. I don't want the others out of the way too. And ID's have a scary accountability factor now that google has an index of both usenet and slashdot. I don't want current inexperience haunting me years later.

    9. Re:So close... by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      I've been looking for it, but don't think it's there anymore. But, then again, ya get kinda brain addled after 9 or 10 years.

    10. Re:So close... by Reeses · · Score: 1

      I read every day. Just don't post often. Sometimes I even moderate.

      --
      Reeses
    11. Re:So close... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain. If I hadn't been so paranoid about giving my email address to some anonymous dudes on the internet, I would have registered a month or two earlier.

      The shittiest part is that I haven't had that email address for something like 8 years, so I screwed myself out of a kick ass ID because I was worried about getting spammed at an email address that no longer exists.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    12. Re:So close... by cyphergirl · · Score: 1

      If only I had registered when I actually started reading.....

      (typing extraneous stuff in order to defeat the nifty "time filter"..........)

      --
      --Insert catchy .sig line here--
  109. 10 years old... puberty soon by zhevek · · Score: 1

    Can't wait to hear the puerile comments during puberty.

    Oh wait.

  110. Congratulations Rob and folks. by C+R+Johnson · · Score: 1

    I knew something was up when I got an e-mail the other day asking "How much for your slashdot identity?

    Peace,

    Cliff

    --
    The alternative to limited government is unlimited government.
  111. T-shirts by palantir · · Score: 1

    For everyone with slash ids less than 14324

  112. its been that long? by Mordac · · Score: 1

    10 years visiting this site.

    Yet, I still haven't found a life.

  113. My other slashdot id has by Mute+Spectator · · Score: 1

    only 2 digits.

    Just kidding.

  114. Something I'd like to be able to do by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Pull up my first comment, and first story that got accepted...

    1. Re:Something I'd like to be able to do by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      Pull up my first comment... I believe subscribers get to see their entire comment history on their user page. And other user's comment history as well.

      Not sure about submissions though.
      --
      Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional by CowboyNeal
    2. Re:Something I'd like to be able to do by mpeg4codec · · Score: 1

      Happy birthday Slashdot. As promised, readers get the gifts. wiredog comment number 1 of 2181 ;).

    3. Re:Something I'd like to be able to do by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      How do you get there? I only see the latest 24, without any obvious way to go to the next page, or to display all of them.

    4. Re:Something I'd like to be able to do by mpeg4codec · · Score: 1

      You have to be a subscriber (yeah I shelled out the 5 dubloons). I won't do this too much more since it apparently taxes the DB, but here you go.

    5. Re:Something I'd like to be able to do by empaler · · Score: 1

      Pull up my first comment... I believe subscribers get to see their entire comment history on their user page. And other user's comment history as well.

      Not sure about submissions though. "Subscriber features". You can only see the last 25 comments and "few" submissions unless you pony up.
  115. Exclusive buttons? by TimToady · · Score: 1

    The party page uses exclusive buttons. But what if we want to go to more than one party? Or what if we want to go to them all? :-)

    1. Re:Exclusive buttons? by pudge · · Score: 1

      Yeah well, if I weren't using Perl I could have done a more complex and flexible system ... ;-)

    2. Re:Exclusive buttons? by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      I sense a disturbance in the Force, as if millions of able Perl developers cried out objecting to your insolence and were suddenly silenced.

  116. No Party Here by phalse+phace · · Score: 1

    I asked my parent's if I could hold a party down here in my basement, but they said no.

    Sorry, guys. I tried.

  117. One has to ask? by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    No, AOL users say "Me too!". Slashdotters say "You're wrong. You forgot to consider (logic) and (example).", whatever the post.

    1. Re:One has to ask? by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      No, AOL users say "Me too!". Slashdotters say "You're wrong. You forgot to consider (logic) and (example)", whatever the post.

      There, fixed that for you.

      --
      Lil' Thindime, lilting a lacrimose lament, krashes the kwaint konfines of Kokonino Kounty
  118. UIDs... by alexandre · · Score: 1

    Ok, so who has the party with the lowest UIDs ? (Except CmdrTaco etc... < ~15 ) :]

  119. Never again... by mikeasu · · Score: 1

    To be eligible for schwag, you need to schedule your party by Oct 8 and sign up to attend a party by Oct 13- this will give us time to figure out where to send the shirts, and time to send them before you all start partying naked during the official party window of Oct 19-28. Please, for the love of God, do not use the term "naked" when referring to a Slashdot party. Ever.
  120. I've been a /.'er longer than I was married by oni · · Score: 1

    It's also quite possible at this point that I've spent more time browsing this website than the total amount of time I've spent having sex.

    I guess I should kill myself or something.

  121. re: 3000 B.C. Sumerians... by saudadelinux · · Score: 3, Funny

    3000 B.C.: Sumerians develop a primitive cuneiform perl script. Interesting. It might have been more readable back then. *me ducks tomatoes*
    --
    I didn't think the house band in Hell would play this badly.
  122. Congratulations "/." by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    Congratulations "/." you're getting younger, better,
    and keeping folks with lower userids busy reading.

    CommanderTaco, you'll always be #1 on /., you have
    everyone on /. to blame for that distinction. The best
    survive, the weak die, and many just haunt /. with you.

    Oh yea, THANKS!

    --
    Unaccountable leaders are masters, and unrepresented people are slaves. How do US and EU fare?
  123. Sad news ... Stephen King, dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

  124. Happy birthday --here since Linux came on floppies by adatepej · · Score: 1

    I reckon I've been a reader since I installed Slackware off of floppy disks... That has to be at least 8 years ago. How elite does that those of us who are in this Slashdot demo?

  125. The Prisoner. by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

    There is no number one. You are number 6.

    --
    music lover since 1969
    1. Re:The Prisoner. by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      I am not a number, I am a human being!

      --
      Lil' Thindime, lilting a lacrimose lament, krashes the kwaint konfines of Kokonino Kounty
    2. Re:The Prisoner. by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      I am not a number, I am a human being!

      Aw shit, Alzheimer's setting in. That was supposed to be:
      "I am not a number, I am a FREE MAN!

      --
      Lil' Thindime, lilting a lacrimose lament, krashes the kwaint konfines of Kokonino Kounty
  126. God smack your ass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God smack your ass!

  127. Some of the locations are real dives, I tell you. by ClayJar · · Score: 1

    Okay, yes, I actually created a party planned to be about 50-60 feet (15-18 meters) underwater at a spring in Florida, and sure, live network connections are a bit hard to come by under that much water and rock. Thankfully laser printed pages are relatively impervious to water (although the paper tends to go downhill fast), because I don't think my laptop would really care for the dampness. (1. Inverter. 2. Water. 3. ??? 4. Profit?) I think the 2.5 ata of pressure might harm some components, too.

    Anyway, if any of you happen to be divers, please do join me. You're already a nerd or a geek (that being an inclusive or, of course), so why not be a dork, too, and do a slashdot dive? It'll be fun! Trust me. :D

    (The dive is set for the fall of night on the 20th at "The Cavern at Vortex Spring" right near Ponce de Leon, FL.)

  128. Any Brazilian /.ers here? by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 1

    English first (after all, it is made very clear in the Slashdot FAQ that /. is a U.S.-centric site), then Portuguese, because I'm hoping to set up an event here in southeastern Brazil.

    I'm in São Paulo. My ice cream shop won't be ready in time (I'm hoping to open in November, but that depends on a lot of things beyond my control), but I'd be willing to organize one at a bar or restaurant somewhere in the West Side of São Paulo. For what it's worth, I live in the Vila Leopoldina and know some nice places around here and in Pinheiros. If anyone shows interest, I'll go to the other page and officially set up a celebration of 10 years of Slashdot. It just can't be on the weekend of the 12th, because I'll be visiting my girlfriend in Rio. I suggest the following weekend. How about the 20th, which will be a Saturday?

    Agora em português:
    Estou em Sampa. Minha sorveteria não vai ficar pronta em outubro (espero poder abrir em novembro, mas depende de muitas coisas fora do meu controle), mas eu estaria disposto a organizar uma festinha num bar ou restaurante em algum lugar da Zona Oeste. Moro na Vila Leopoldina (perto do CEASA, e para os baladeiros, se é que tem baladeiros nerd por aí, perto da Pachá) e conheço alguns lugares legais por aqui e em Pinheiros. Se alguém se manifestar, vou pra outra página para marcar oficialmente uma comemoração dos 10 anos de Slashdot. Só não pode ser no findi de 12 de outubro, pois vou visitar minha namorada no Rio. Que tal dia 20, que vai cair num sábado?

    --
    "It is nice to know that the computer understands the problem. But I would like to understand it too." --Eugene Wigner
  129. And more recently by sconeu · · Score: 1

    Tripmaster Monkey's "Lord K'Breel" on Mars Probe stories.

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
  130. 10 years ago by Unxmaal · · Score: 1

    Ten years ago, I vaguely recall killing time pretending to work as an unpaid sysadmin at a horrible fly-by-night ISP called Quest Internet. This was a place that condoned and even encouraged playing Quake on the main (only) server. A pal of mine was reading this neat site called Slashdot, so I started reading it too.

    --
    http://unxmaal.com
    1. Re:10 years ago by kionel · · Score: 1

      This wouldn't have been the "Quest Internet" in Grand Forks, North Dakota, would it?

      --
      "'My Country Right or Wrong'is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober,'" -- Chesterton
    2. Re:10 years ago by Unxmaal · · Score: 1

      No, it was 'Questtek' in Alabama. Yeah, they were also illiterate morons.

      --
      http://unxmaal.com
    3. Re:10 years ago by kionel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but did your company close up overnight when the owner fled the state? With no notice to the customers?

      Ah, the early days of ISPs. They were a bit Wild West.

      I was long out of the ISP business by the time that the owner skedaddled. Back in the mid-nineties I'd set up one of the first three ISPs in Grand Forks, ND. Unfortunately, it was for a business furniture and computer reseller that had all the scruples of a starving piranha. Since they didn't see fifty-five percent profit on their computer business (which implies that, yes, Steelcase resellers get that, folks) they considered their technical personnel to be "dead weight". Think I'm kidding? One day my server was down and I ran in to find out why. I found the power strips behind the racks on fire. So I put them out, and called the owner.

      The owner's response? He gave me a dirty look, and wouldn't talk to me for two weeks. To this day I'm not entirely convinced that I didn't thwart some insurance scam at the time.

      I was aware of the other company because they were initially my "competition". When I eventually resigned to finish my degree, the competitor hired me on as a consultant. I lasted three weeks. It would be an insult to poorly-run organizations to call this place a "Mickey Mouse Operation". This was a bunch of gamer-dudes looking to score cash while they played Team Fortress Quake on the company dime.

      It amuses me to think of those days now. All of the big cable providers and big telcos are our internet links now. Back in those days, all you needed was a Linux server, a router, a dial-up box, and scruples. Alas, the last piece seemed to be the toughest thing to find.

      --
      "'My Country Right or Wrong'is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober,'" -- Chesterton
  131. Obligatory Response by sconeu · · Score: 1

    What? You've got a 6 digit ID!!!

    Don't bother responding if you've got 4 digits.... Taco already preempted the whole discussion a few posts above.

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    1. Re:Obligatory Response by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      That was my point. I enjoy seeing the old-timers around. It seems like many of you guys don't post as much as back in the day.

      --

      If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

    2. Re:Obligatory Response by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's a bit like those "anniversary shows" of some long running shows, where you only hear about those legends of the times of yore that you never saw, and you thought they're dead or something already, you only hear about them and you know that they must have existed because, well, they were there, you can read it up on Wikipedia and whatever, but you never see them.

      And then suddenly, at some anniversary show they come out and steal the limelight from the guys that kept the show running for years and...

      Umm... what is this about? 10 year anniversary of /., right?

      Nevermind.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  132. Holland by LightForce3 · · Score: 1

    Why not have an official party in Holland, MI, the birthplace of Slashdot?

  133. happy birthday by 40ozFreak · · Score: 1

    I'm so excited to go to the party here in Houston! Yay for geek fiestas!

  134. Mod parent Up! by Chode2235 · · Score: 1

    Mod parent Up, thats hilarious!

  135. Posting... by EvilBrak89 · · Score: 0

    ...in an epic discussion!

  136. Slashdot Effect? by AnotherHiggins · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many restaurants / bars will be slashdotted?

  137. Congrats! by jfrank · · Score: 1

    Wow, 10 years! I think that's about 256 years in Internet Time. Not bad, not bad at all...

  138. Slashdot Song by Webcommando · · Score: 1
    Whenever someone brings up something about the Slashdot sayings...

    I have to do the obligatory plug for the Slashdot Song I wrote which includes as many as I could think of:

    http://meta.slashdot.org/~Webcommando/journal/175123

    --
    I love the sound of distortion in the morning -- webcommando
  139. One does not have to ask... by mce · · Score: 1

    ... however, when the first article was not read before posting replies, for that day is more clearly known than any other in slashdot.

  140. Well... by superdoo · · Score: 1

    if anything this story's one way to see which low-UID'ers that are still around...

    1. Re:Well... by flibble · · Score: 1

      I wonder if all the /.'ers with sub 6-digit ID's who're still around will have popped up by the end of it. :-)

      --
      ZoeP
  141. In Soviet Slashdot... by Synonymous+Dastard · · Score: 1

    you host the party !

  142. Re:And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel o by mce · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hey, after 10 years I finally get the meet the man standing just in front me in the line of uids... Pleased to meet you... :-) I was slowly getting convinced that by now I was about the only one still standing in that range. Sort of a lonely "last of the real slashdotians" feeling. :-)

  143. Yeah. But who has the highest karma? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who won? Who won?

    We know they've really been keeping score.

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    Deleted
  144. eh, mods? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    insightful you say?
    right....

    1. Re:eh, mods? by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1

      You try to be funny...

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  145. Young whippersnappers by ProteusQ · · Score: 1

    I started a web site in 1996 that's still going... that makes me pretty darn old in Internet years. So keep the noise down, ya dang kids! And I'm not cleaning the carpet this time around neither!

  146. Reflection by Natales · · Score: 1

    I enjoy the jokes as everybody else, but I just want to take a moment and reflect what Slashdot has been for me in the last 9 years. It has been more than just a forum with tech news and stuff. It is truly a community of minds. A place for all of us that CARE about things, from technology to science to politics. A place where we can voice our individual and collective opinions. This is the embodiment of what I envisioned as the potential of the new "Global Network thing" back in 87 when I was playing with Bitnet at the University of Santiago in Chile, and I was amazed at what it could become.

    In the late nineties I was a sales engineer for Ascend Communications and I was traveling around the world constantly, many times for 4 weeks on a row. I can still remember how Slashdot was the only piece of "stability" in my life at that time, as I was constantly stuck in hotels on the weekends, many times in places there is no much to see. The refresh button was my friend back then...

    I don't know. I may be too sentimental today, as my grandma passed away yesterday 6,000 miles away, and here I am again, finding comfort in the community.

    Happy birthday Slashdot. Keep up the spirit of independence, and keep caring about stuff that matters...

  147. A decade of nifty darn weblog by lennier · · Score: 1

    ... and so say all of us.

    Oops, wrong 10th birthday celebration.

    Happy birthday Slashy anyway!

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  148. User 31337 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friend had account 31337 back in the day. I think it might have just disapeared on him. What happened there? Conflict with a filter?

  149. IF I EVER... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if i ever meet you i will kick your ass!

  150. T-Shirt Clarification by lmnfrs · · Score: 1

    Does the party need to be held during the official party window for attendees to be eligible for totally rad shirts? Or any other schwag for that matter? I would hate to miss out.

  151. Navel gazing has its rewards by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    eh, Taco? So much for not selling out to the man.

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  152. Slashdot Turns 10 But You Get The Presents by Scud · · Score: 1

    Oh, and happy birthday to us. Here's to wasting another decade, same as the first. Oh great, ten more years of dupes.
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  153. Correct me if I'm wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but /. has been around for more than two years, hasn't it? I think they should change the banner to Slashc1010t

  154. Guide to Slashdot Interviews by dmccarty · · Score: 2, Funny
    Disclaimer: I don't post much anymore, but I thought I'd drag out this old gem for one last laugh. Back in the day when /. ran interviews more frequently it seemed to sum up everything neatly. I got an email from Taco saying it should go in the /. hall of fame, but we never did get around to setting that up... (Mods, do your thing please. *fingers crossed*)

    Dear /. Reader,

    Last week we selected [famous name] as an authority in [field] to answer some of your best and brightest questions. We've included [his/her] responses below:

    [the I-think-you-are-cool-and-would-like-to-be-like-you question]
    1. How did you choose [field] and how can I get more involved in [field].

    [famous name] Well, I really started by [...at this point, [famous name] begins to launch into a short autobiography. The reply to this first question will take up about as much space as the other 9 combined.]

    [the multi-part question]
    2. I think you are really cool. What are you feelings on [topic]?

    • and how it relates to telescopes
    • and how it relates to earth
      • with regard to North America
      • with regard to Asia
      • specifically, India and Pakistan

    and how it relates to groundhogs

    [famous name] Phew! That sure is a lot to answer. Well I guess you could sum it up neatly by saying that, yes, I do like it all.

    [the I-also-like-[other-topic]-do-you-think-it's-relate d-to-your-[field] question]
    3. I really like your work and am also interested in the whole Napster-Metallica-MP3 debate. How do you think it relates to your scientific [field]?

    [famous name] Well, I, well, uh... [at this point, [famous name] is thinking, "Where in the world did that question come from? Oh well, I'll try to be polite and answer it] I really think that, uh, music should be, uh, heard--yeah, heard!--and I think that, uh, well, Napster provides a service of hearing.

    [the really-in-depth question]
    4. Dear [famous name],
    I have tracked your research into biogenetical ESP CIO medicare research with great interested and wondered if you could clarify a minor point for me: in your estimation, are the EIO levels in a controlled AF/BF reaction substantially higher than the CF/DF state because of genetic-electro-magnetic lunar levels or is it mostly from O2 radiation WRT our helial position?

    [famous name] [Recognizes a quality question from a member of [field] and tries to formulate a scientific answer] Well, I believe my research has conclusively show that CD/DF states can be generated from the O2 +7/~3KE100 states of the T1000 with ISA/PCI/FBI catalysts [...launches into such arcane detail that no one outside of his research area has any clue what he's talking about.]

    [the Score:5, Funny question]
    5. What do you think of Natalie Portman eating hot grits in a Boewulf cluster?

    [famous name] Uh, well, I'm not really sure what you mean. Wasn't Natilie Portman that actress in Star Wars or something? [[famous name] is now wondering what he's got himself into, and who exactly are these Slashdot people...]

    [the your-work-sucks-I-scoff-at-you question]
    6. Hey [famous name's first name], I seen you on CNBC and I gotta tell ya, I don't think it's gonna work. I mean, whose to say that you even gradated from MIT in the 1st place? Are we supose to believe that stuff? If ur so smart, how come you haven't figured it out yet?????!!!!!

    [famous name] Well I believe we can make this work. I realize we've spent $80 million in research already, but if you look at the data I think you'll see that our work has some definite promise here. The possibilities for science are almost endless!
    .
    .
    .
    [more questions. [famous name]'s answers are g

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  155. Gimme by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

    How about gifts for loyal /.ers? Let's say UID = 1000.

  156. Congrats! [Or missing option; Cowboy Neal.....] by Qwrk · · Score: 1
    Heck, whatever !

    10 years.... mmhhh, lemme think. Gotten me a heap of certificates some 8 years ago, so yea; I might be close to 10 years as well. 10 years of setting the homepage of each and every single browser on every friggin' 'puter that I installed to our dearly beloved /. That's some 10k+ boxes, yo ! [Now I get a cookie, bro !]

    Still.... congrats and tip'o the hat to all [all submitters as well, even when I never got a 5+ karma]

  157. From the original site by sr180 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The site in its very early days had the following threat for the comment posting system:

    If you don't have anything worthwhile to say, don't say it. If people continue to abuse this feature, I will have to remove it.

    What I want to know, is does that threat still apply?

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    1. Re:From the original site by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Well, I think it got melted into the hot grits, or maybe it was hidden behind a goatse link.

    2. Re:From the original site by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

      Are you that old?! Gee I hope this threat doesn't apply anymore. I think at that time they had limited disk space and "useless" comments just wasted disk space.

  158. New Zealand Street Addresses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google Maps doesn't work... point it at zoomin.co.nz instead?

  159. Mystery guest, sign in please! by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    Slashdot, this is your life!

    Do you recognize this voice from your past?

    HALLO, I HID MY LINUX-RUNNING AMIGA FROM THE TALIBAN AND AM MEZMERIZED BY LINUX!

    Why, its Junis! Take a seat in the audience and await our next guest.

    Do you recognize this voice from your past?

    Post-9/11 world! Columbine!

    Oh, thats gotta be Jon Katz. Hey man.

    And finally, this guest that some of you may remember.

    I was capped at 50, don't whore me out.

    Karma score! I hope things are going well at Digg.

    Meta moments are few and far between around this site, but happy birthday and thanks for the years of enjoyment and mod points.

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  160. Re:And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is SGI in CF still open? I thought that closed ages ago...

    SGI was still there in 2000/2001 near the time when I graduated from EC. They wouldn't hire me, though, so I hope they fail. :)

    Kidding aside, their web page still shows an office in Chip Falls. I'm sure it won't be long, though. Most major companies remaining here are realizing that there is no reason to stay in Wisconsin.

  161. Same here... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

    Sadly, my original UID was linked to my college email account... so when we got new addresses over the summer (ncsu dropped the 'unity' server, IIRC, and didn't forward) and I didn't log in to /. for a summer, forgot my password, I lost my good UID.

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  162. Re:So, who is User 0? by Psykechan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does posting in a thread visited by the great CmdrTaco get you more karma? ...

    Hi Mom!

  163. Happy Birthday by noamsml · · Score: 1
    I remember when I first started reading slashdot at 13/14 because I realized that all the computer news sites in my country stole their news stories from Slashdot. It was probably the first English site I frequented (now I frequent only English sites).

    Now, about 4 years later and in a different continent, I am 17 (still a young whipper-snapper) and, despite my dalliances with Digg (bleh), Reddit and OSNews, I always find myself returning to my green overlord of geeky syndication.

    Happy 10th birthday, Slashdot. I wish you many more.

    BTW, does anyone know is Connor O'Neals lets those of us who may not legally drink in as long as they don't attempt to consume intoxicating beverages? I live in Ann Arbor and would be quite disappointed to miss the event.

  164. Next year by owlman17 · · Score: 1

    10 years is fine and all. Can't wait till next year when /. turns three!

  165. Just as long as they invite natalie portman by CrAlt · · Score: 1

    As long as they invite natalie portman to the party im going :P

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  166. was it... Salon.com before Slashdot?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was Salon.com the best tech site before slashdot? I read that and RedHerring before they started to suck and slashdot filled in the void...

  167. re: ten long years by brianc · · Score: 1

    Wow! Congrats on the longevity. I remember meeting the crew
    at an Atlanta Linux conference... Seems like a lifetime ago.

    Oh- very 'google' of you with the banner logo!

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  168. Thank You Slashdot by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    Thank you for the endless, wasted hours
    Thank you for the projects that could have been finished
    Thank you for goatse, and natalie, and the borg
    Thank you for the geeky camaraderie
    Thank you for immortal discussions and great minds
    Thank you for the fanboys and the memes
    Thank you for the flamewars and the tired old men
    Thank you documenting the wonders of our time
    Our beautiful, beautiful time

    Thank you :)

  169. Congrats, you've come a long way. by robbo · · Score: 1

    One of my most valued internet 'possessions' is my slashdot UID < 5000. It's amazing to think about how much has changed in 10 years. Keep up the great work!

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  170. Re:Some of the locations are real dives, I tell yo by ArcticFlood · · Score: 1
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  171. Re:And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel o by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

    I was slowly getting convinced that by now I was about the only one still standing in that range.
    There's no need to fear. I'm still here!!! I hope I'm posting this on my UID-510 account I bought off eBay oh shi-
  172. Congratulations Trolls! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Almost 10 years of combating ideological and intellectual complacency!

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  173. Happy Birthday by west.to.east · · Score: 1

    Been lurking and enjoying since 98
    Happy Birthday /.
    Thanks for the laughs and education

  174. Been here all this time by J-F+Mammet · · Score: 1

    I was lurking back in the chips and dips days, just was a bit late to create my account on slashdot :)
    Congrats to the slashdot crew!

    1. Re:Been here all this time by GuNgA-DiN · · Score: 1

      Wow! That's one of the lowest Slashdot ID's I've seen. I signed up in early 1998 and I thought I got to the party late. You must have known Rob back in school, huh?

  175. TENTH anniversary by Michael+A.+Lowry · · Score: 1

    One doesn't write "ten year birthday." One should not write "ten year anniversary" either.

    Like birthdays, anniversaries come once per year. The word anniversary comes from the Latin word for year.

    So it's Slashdot's tenth anniversary.

    1. Re:TENTH anniversary by unitron · · Score: 1

      Like birthdays, anniversaries come once per year.

      As long as we're quibling, birthdays come but once, it's all anniversaries of that day thereafter.

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      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  176. Now _that_ is an idea for a prize (was Re:So close by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1

    Many Slashdotters put some small amount of stock in the UID's each of us have. Aside from Cowboy Neal , Pathwalker has the lowest I can recall _ever_ seeing actually posting something. (Not to say it hasn't happened mind you, I just don't recall seeing it.) Mine is in the six digits, and fairly high in the six digits at that and I've always wondered if there was any way to get a smaller one. My logic is that of the first thousand UID's ever assigned, not all of them may still be in use, leaving such sought after low numbers available for newcomers like myself should we prove worthy. Being a BOFH fan, my plans for getting a low UID have revolved around bribery, since I assume that any true geek would be hard to blackmail. This upcoming party and prizes deal suggests a possible alternative route to attaining that coveted low UID, simply winning it. How about it CowboyNeal, CmdrTaco Jamie McCarthy, Krow, Pudge and Hemo? What say you go through the user lists and see if there isn't a nice low number from an abandoned account that can be safely given away to perhaps the user who organizes the best party on some other criteria? (Largest, most remote*, most technologically advanced etc**.) I can't seem to figure out how to pull up a sequential list of users by UID though so I can't tell if my first choice for UID's is available or not. 101010 is cool but not low enough, so I gotta go with 777. As an alternative, maybe create a utterly unique UID? I don't know details of how Slashdot creates and tracks user accounts except that for all intents and purposes there is no upper limit on the size of the number that can be assigned and that numbers are assigned sequentially. But maybe it's possible to create an alphanumeric UID? or perhaps assign a UID that is a ridiculously high number? (Come to think of it, I don't think UID 0 was ever assigned was it?) *I think Deep Penguin (73203) pretty much has that criteria locked **I know we have some users who are Google employees and Google does have a pretty strict NDA and security policy. Any gang of geeks who manage to hold a Slashdot party (with outside guests of course)in one of Google's big server farms has to have earned some kind of special recognition in my book. (Come to think of it, Google has been known to have a playful side, maybe one of you Google-ites can suggest a commemorative Google page for the event?)

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  177. Yeah, baby! by zugurudumba · · Score: 1

    This goes out for Slashdot! I'm gonna party like it's 1997!

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  178. Coo! by innit · · Score: 1

    My Slashdot ID is *much* lower than I thought. Get me!

    1. Re:Coo! by GuNgA-DiN · · Score: 1

      Not low enough though.... ;-)

  179. Cheers, CmdrTaco! by niktemadur · · Score: 1

    I've taken out a bottle of Laphroaig and served it in a half highball glass.

    I propose a toast. To discussions in the geek (intellectual) community, by far the most satisfying discussions out there. Geographic decentralization of ideas (and lame humor) enriches us all. I discovered your website in 2000, and immediately it became a staple of my daily web diet. Yet I can't help but think of other websites with a similar purpose that did not live, or will not live, to celebrate the ten year milestone. And that brings up another point - Slashdot (Sourceforge?) has been able to rise to the challenge of change and wild growth of the internet, broadening scope without compromising principles. For example, I've yet to have Slashdot treat my eyeballs as "captive", to hurl advertising at.

    My personal favorites are any and all astronomy/cosmology/physics stories and discussions.

    But more than anything else, in the last ten years, the powers-that-be have gone on an offensive campaign, and it is through Slashdot that many of us became aware of how our rights are being eroded, through Slashdot how many of us are up-to-date on the latest dispatches from the battlefront in the war of Corporation/State vs Citizen, through Slashdot that many of us (Slashdot readers) have slipped through the sticky grasp of the mainstream media. In other words, Slashdot fulfills an essential function in a society that takes pride in calling itself "democratic".

    You've done a man's job, sir.

    Salud, Comandante Taco. Or should that be El Taco Comandante?
    And BTW, would that taco be of beef, fish or carnitas? Corn or flour?

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  180. Hey, vikings! by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    What going on? Nothing in Sweden so far!

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  181. History a few made & we are still in the makin by Dante_J · · Score: 1

    Congratulations to Rob, Jeff, Robin et al.

    I've always considered Slashdot to be such a great place to read some news scoops, interesting developments, a repost or two and many a chuckle and possibly an insight or three thanks to the comments. Slashdot has a kind of life of it's own.

    Yet, here's one thing I couldn't help but wonder about today...

    Slashdot is seems to me is a living library, a pristine record that is also growing, of the life of a very important part of a community, that was and is responsible in part for some of the most important endeavours in a very important industry, that is changing the world we live in. Changing even what ordinary people expect - the way they think.

    Slashdot is the kind of record of human striving, achievement, admonishment, celebration and good old piss farting around that Anthropologists dream of.

    This Thursday coming marks the 50th anniversary of the launch of Sputnik and with the perspective that we have of that event now, we can really appreciate how good and important it was and what a 133t geek Sergei Korolyov was.

    I can help but wonder how people 40 years from now will appreciate the importance of Slashdot to the world they will be happy to be living in.

    Just a thought.

    Happy 'double figures' Birthday!

  182. oblig. xkcd reference (a new slashdot meme?) by MoreDruid · · Score: 1
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  183. Thanks! by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Of course it was a ST post...

  184. Gratz and Ding! by GRJenkins · · Score: 1

    Just wanted to say that I've learned a lot from your daily email. Thanks for being part of my day and keeping me up on current geekdom. I've linked many of your articles to my non-geek friends to keep them informed about amazing stuff they shrugged off. May your persistence to push out fresh content from around the globe (even on weekends) last until at least I retire, at which time my geekdom acuteness will be able to fade. BTW - I would love to see pics of a /. party! That many geeks in one area...lights would dim and something bad would be created via a group high on caffeine and cheezy puffs...

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  185. Oh, why did you post this? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    now you have a thread of "back when I started.." and "My slashdot id is is lower then your" pissing matches. That was bad enough at the 2 year anniversary.

    I think a more fair contest would be a drawing, where every ID gets an entry for each post they made that was modded to +2 or better.

    Hey, who won the slashdot car?

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    1. Re:Oh, why did you post this? by GuNgA-DiN · · Score: 1

      But, my Slashdot id IS lower than yours..... and when I started reading Slashdot we didn't have computers....we had stone tablets and CmdrTaco and Hemos had to carve on them by hand. That's the way it was and we liked it.

  186. How many /.ers? by pbaer · · Score: 1

    I'm curious as to the number of registered slashdotters and subscribers. Anyone feel like sharing?

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  187. All I really need to know I learned at /. by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 1

    I have this whole life I live, it seems, only in my head.

    From my soundless, infrequent posts on Slashdot to my muted cheers of victory while playing Yahoo Graffiti, I never realize that there are somethings I never say out loud. Words like Slashdot, Wikipedia, Voldemort, even my own blog name, have virtually no place IRL for me.

    To hear others speak those words aloud (the only one to do so regularly is Stephen Colbert) is always a jarring experience but there is always a small, silent feeling of hope that one day my life online and my RL world will be bridged.

    So, money or no, I think I may throw a Slashdot party of my own. To speak aloud and be brave enough to share, finally, what the last five years of near-lurking here have taught me.

    1. Censorship is always wrong and useless.

    2. There's always more than one way to do something - explore the possibilities - and they are endless - preferably with as many of your geek friends as possible. Bring beer.

    3. Posting your cell phone number on Slashdot, surprisingly, will only get you replies for your furniture and nothing more.

    4. Know when the simplest solution is the best solution - and know how to convince your clueless boss when you're right.

    5. Cowboy Neal is always the best answer to any poll.

    6. Microsoft is not always wrong but mostly they are.

    7. Google used to be cool but now they are scary.

    8. Linux and other open source resources should never be dismissed out of hand but bring their own brand of headaches.

    9. Never leave home without at towel.

    10. Information is a powerful tool. Use it often, well and wisely.

    Live long and prosper Slashdot.

  188. That is because.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... you *are* old.

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  189. Re:And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel o by volsung · · Score: 1

    Nope, some of us still lurk. :)

  190. Hooray! by codingmasters · · Score: 1

    Happy Birthday Slashdot!

  191. Mendo Coast anybody? by Talkischeap · · Score: 1

    Wow...

    It's really been 10 Years for Slash Dot, amazing.

    I found /. while it was still B&W text, several weeks before it went "Color" (anyone remember when that was?).

    I lost my first user password after a hard drive crash, and now can't even recall what my username was.

    I've been coming here every morning since then, and have had endless hours of laughs (trolls & newbies), and even gleaned some actual advice, and enjoyed an intellectual discussion or two.

    So I'm gonna host a party on the Mendocino coast of California

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLASH DOT !!!

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  192. Re:And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel o by Skyshadow · · Score: 1

    That's actually kind of creepy.

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  193. Re:History a few made & we are still in the ma by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    I have no doubt that 40 years from now they will still be waiting on their flying cars. Slashdot, in and of itself, will just show how primitive technology is today, and ten years ago. They'll probably think we had too much time on our hands.

  194. Re:And to think, I woke up today and didn't feel o by opus · · Score: 1

    You call that lurking? ;-)

  195. Happy Effing Birthday by abstractcement · · Score: 1

    I Love you SlashDot. Can't live without you...can't live without you anymoooooooooooore

  196. Amsterdam anyone? by treval · · Score: 1

    I suggest http://www.indewildeman.nl/indexe.html/

    Good beer and easy to reach from the central station.

    Cheers! Treval

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  197. Where has the sign-up button gone? by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1
    Firefox 2.0.0.7
    Starbucks Sukumvit Soi 5 - Bangkok, zo, TH

    There is no way to add oneself to the attendees for the party. I even checked the HTML source in case it was just a problem with my eyesight. Judging by the number of 1 attendee parties I can see, I suspect it is not just me having this problem.

  198. Oops:(Where has the sign-up button gone?) by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

    Sorry, have worked out that the Attend button is at the bottom of the list of parties, not with the description of the party itself. With a long list, that is not exactly obvious.

  199. Budapest Slashdot birthday party is over by szobatudos · · Score: 1

    Hi folks, we had our /. birthday party here in Budapest. We even had a real geek birthday cake. See our photos

  200. A problem! by boltik · · Score: 1

    I want to be on 2 parties. They are not on the same date. But the system won't allow me to sign up for more than one party...

  201. Party is DONE by !eopard · · Score: 1

    Ok, so we've had our party, and pics are going up on the web. Now what? I obviously missed out on a t-shirt. But - who do I send pics/links to to go in the draw for the grand prize?

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  202. Proof we were there! Canberra, Australia by brindafella · · Score: 1

    We were there! Some add-ins also came, we signed one up on the spot, and also took some pictures as proof (see the Reply several down!)

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