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  1. Re:Why would Intel be so greedy? on NVIDIA Countersues Intel Over License Conflict · · Score: 1

    It's like threatening someone with a gun, but the gun's not loaded whereas your competitors are ready and loaded. Maybe a more appropriate term is rattling their sabres.

    A more appropriate analogy for Larrabee is threatening someone with a banana, but it might be a gun.

  2. Re:My guess on NVIDIA Countersues Intel Over License Conflict · · Score: 1

    Intel is a company with great products.

    Intel's graphics chipsets, and/or the Linux drivers for them, are not "great products".

  3. Re:Great for them! on Australian Gov't May Employ a Homegrown Quantum Key System · · Score: 2, Funny

    More likely, now Australian scientists can protect their communications from the proposed Internet filter.

  4. Re:wiping competitors with reformat, reinstall on US Antitrust Judge Examining Windows 7 Documents · · Score: 1

    That's because packaging systems (*especially* on Linux) exist largely to solve a problem Windows doesn't have - massive amounts of intricate and interlinked software dependencies.

    DLLs?

  5. Re:FTFA: 2000 bugs fixed on Are Windows 7 Testers Going Unheard? · · Score: 1

    We've recorded the usage of over 2.8M unique plug-and-play device identifiers.

    No matter what you think of Microsoft, that information is pretty much astonishing.

    No, that information is pretty scary: Windows 7 "Big Brother" Edition.

  6. Obligatory on Which Distro For an Eee PC? · · Score: 1

    I use Gentoo on all of my other boxes, so naturally I put it on my new Eee PC 1000H as well (dual boot with the existing XP.) If you're happy with your current distro, why change? That said, I wouldn't recommend this for the faint hearted. The Atheros chipset isn't supported out of the box, so you're offline until you get the current kernel installed on it. I've yet to get proper hardware acceleration out of the Intel 945GME graphics chipset - nor from an Intel 865G chipset at work. If there's an Eee distro that will do this out of the box, I'd seriously consider switching to it.

  7. Re:Sounds fine to me on Student Arrested For Classroom Texting · · Score: 1

    "No, I don't have a phone!" "No! I don't have a phone!" "I told you I don't have a phone!!!" "How'd that get up there?"

    Whodathunkit: an asshole with a mobile phone.

  8. Re:So what about global warming ? on Scientists Reconstruct Millennium's Coldest Winter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In short, competitive computer models remain closed source. The theory might be well published, the implementation remains within those who want to publish some-thing before someone else does.

    So it's a pissing contest first, and the progression of science comes a distant second?

  9. Re:Grammar Junta, attack! on Intel To Design PlayStation 4 GPU · · Score: 2, Funny

    And the version for playstation fanbois will be the ennui.

    ennuii.

  10. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft on Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes · · Score: 1

    It was the "Fly my pretties, fly!" that I found disturbing.

  11. Re:I disagree... on Despite Gates' Prediction, Spam Far From a Thing of the Past · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bill Gates should most likely not try to become the Nostradamus of the Internet because the problem is even more rampant.

    I can't imagine why... "The Internet? We are not interested in it" -- Bill Gates, 1993

  12. Re:Remind me again... on Ink Breakthrough Heralds Bendy PC Screens · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to pack four bricks to pin down the corners of your portable bendy monitor so it doesn't roll back up again.

  13. Re:Earth's oceans are about 96.5 % pure water on Lots of Pure Water Ice At Mars North Pole · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you melted it, the dust would drop out, and the result might very well be drinkable.

    You first - I'm not drinking anything containing cryogenically frozen Martian organisms.

  14. Re:Evolution on Conficker Worm Could Create World's Biggest Botnet · · Score: 1

    It hasn't evolved. This is clearly Intelligent Design and anyone denying this is a godless heathen!

    Unlike Windows, which is clearly not Intelligent Design. (Windows 7 is not the messiah, either - it's just a naughty service pack.)

  15. Re:Say what? on Seagate Hard Drive Fiasco Grows · · Score: 1

    Correctamundo. Rest assured, though, that your data is definitely inaccessible when the host system is powered *off*.

  16. Re:Use the opportunity properly on Internet Communications While At Sea? · · Score: 1

    Try Sven's Viking Pizza in Bondi Junction, Sydney, Australia. Perfect thin crust, delicious toppings. Best pizza I've ever had.

  17. Re:Wait, girl or boy? on Scientists Solve Century-Old Optics Mystery · · Score: 1

    Wait who is a she???

    "She" is the cat's mother.

  18. Re:Only Venom-Injecting Mammal? on Rare Venomous Mammal Filmed · · Score: 2, Funny

    You dated a male platypus?

  19. For the masses? on NVIDIA Offers 3D Glasses For the Masses · · Score: 1

    The GeForce 3D Vision technology utilizes active shutter glasses and a 120 Hz display (either 120 Hz LCD or 3D-Ready DLP TVs) ...

    Which "masses" would these be? Mr and Mrs. Neutrino?

  20. Re:ohnoitsroland on A Sixth Region In the Magnetosphere · · Score: 1

    "The price of freedom [from blogwhoring] is eternal vigilance."

  21. Re:You can't spot the obvious danger? on Red Flag Linux Forced On Chinese Internet Cafes · · Score: 1

    Who do you think controls the RPM repository that Red Flag uses? A company in league with the PRC government.

    Is there any other kind of Chinese company?

  22. Re:n/t on Secure OS Gets Highest NSA Rating, Goes Commercial · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mathematicians are insane.

    Fixed that for you.

    Admittedly, mathematicians can formally prove they are more intelligent the CSers, but nobody except another mathematician could a) understand the proof, and b) give a shit.

  23. Re:Phones will be getting good video on Canadian Fined For Videoing Movie In Theatre · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if I txt during the movie? At what point do the house lights go up and the police barge in?

    As soon as possible, you inconsiderate clod.

  24. Re:Mr. Heilmann, you should talk to Mrs. Streisand on Politician Forces German Wikipedia Off the Net · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The longer a country's name is, the less likely it is to be true...

    "United States of America" - hmm, I think you're on to something.

  25. Re:Unfortunately on Guitar Hero World Tour Equipment Problems, Subscription Possibilities? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just use the cheat code:
    bass snare bass snare tom tom cymbal snare snare cymbal bass bass cymbal tom snare tom snare snare cymbal rimshot.