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  1. Re:Sexism on The US Swim Team's Secret Weapon, Science · · Score: 1

    How do you sex a bike?

  2. Re:Security on Photosynth Team Does It Again · · Score: 1

    An observer could even be automatically tethered to the missing person.

    Or you could just tether the kid to the parent with a kiddy leash.

  3. Re:well on BSOD Makes Appearance at Olympic Opening Ceremonies · · Score: 1

    It's rare, but it does happen. Had one today on a RHEL5 server: "modprobe eeprom", splat.

  4. Re:Yeah, lets talk about numbers and credibility on Why Shoot Down a Satellite? Analyzing an Analysis · · Score: 2, Funny

    The fact is 90% of the bleeding hearts would have been all over it if it ...

    Maybe next time they could arrange for the bleeding hearts to be under it.

  5. Re:Opening Ceremony On Steroids... on Olympic Opening Ceremony Fireworks Were (Partly) Faked · · Score: 1

    Just as long as the ATHLETES are NOT on steroids, and the COMPETITION ITSELF is real... that's all I care about.

    "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus."

  6. Re:Same here. on Google's Streetview Seen As Culturally Insensitive In Japan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There is a naive assumption that individuals, even police, are not going to be driving around entire cities continually taking photos and posting them permanently online.

    Fixed that for you.

  7. Re:On tomorrow's agenda... on China Claims Score In Weather Manipulation · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's not smog, that's smoke from the rain dispersal rockets (which clearly weren't used for the women's road race.)

  8. Re:GPL on Microsoft Investing In "Open Source" Lab In Philippines · · Score: 1

    Yes, we all want World Peace and and End to Hunger as well.

    I've never heard of those projects - are they on SourceForge?

  9. Re:Hell-bent on SpaceX Launch Failure Due To Timing Problem · · Score: 1

    As God is my bloody witness, I'm hell-bent on making it work.

    Something tells me that perhaps he doesn't genuinely, really believe that God is his witness... :)

    He sounds like an Old Testament kind of guy: smite it into submission.

  10. Re:Penrose tiling? on A Quasi-Quasicrystal · · Score: 1
    Why are you all so obsessed with Penrose's tiling?

    To quote Wikipedia:

    A Penrose tiling has many remarkable properties, most notably:

    • It is nonperiodic which means that it lacks any translational symmetry. More informally, a shifted copy will never match the original exactly.
    • Any finite region in a tiling appears infinitely many times in that tiling and, in fact, in any other tiling. This property would be trivially true of a tiling with translational symmetry but is non-trivial when applied to the non-periodic Penrose tilings.
    • It is a quasicrystal: implemented as a physical structure a Penrose tiling will produce Bragg diffraction; the diffractogram reveals both the underlying fivefold symmetry and the long range order. This order reflects the fact that the tilings are organized, not through translational symmetry, but rather through a process sometimes called "deflation" or "inflation." (My emphasis)

    But mostly because they're cool.

  11. Re:Alice 3 Bob on The Viterbi Algorithm and Quantum Communications · · Score: 1

    Apparently they keep getting interrupted by an unwanted man in the middle.

  12. Re:Midori is already a browser. on Microsoft Working On "Post-Windows" Cloud Computing OS · · Score: 1

    Green (screen of death), sickly sweet, tastes funny and leaves you with a nasty headache - I don't think it's just a name.

  13. Re:What are we talkin' about??? on Laptops With Certain NVidia Chips Failing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, I was distracted by the picture of the BREASTS on TFA page

    Fake breasts - don't get too excited (particularly if you have Adblock Plus and Filterset.G installed, in which case you won't see anything.)

  14. Re:makes you wonder on Microsoft's "Mojave Experiment" Teaser Site Goes Live · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you suggesting that Microsoft would actually go through the trouble of "stacking the deck"?

    Not at all! It's just a Microsoft certified deck, containing only hearts: 50% aces, 30% kings, 10% queens, 9% jacks and some Balmers - err, jokers. It's a perfect deck - any deviation from expectations is your own fault.

  15. Faulty DSDT on MoBo Manufacturer Foxconn Refuses To Support Linux · · Score: 1

    Unsurprisingly, faulty DSDTs often have a MSFT creator code. YMMV.

  16. Re:Secrecy is overrated on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 1

    How do all these aliens actually pull off the secrecy... amidst all these people that LUST for its exposure?

    This because those "people" are the aliens. By claiming aliens exist, they know humans will brand them nut-jobs; the occasional slip-up (tentacled wardrobe malfunction, oozing green slime etc.) will be brushed off as just an attention-seeking stunt. It's brilliant!

  17. Re:Unbelievable on Next Generation SSDs Delayed Due To Vista · · Score: 1

    It even moves the shutdown button elsewhere and put a standby button in its place.

    It's part of Big Balmer's reeducation campaign:
    War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength; Standby is Shutdown; Vista is Good.

  18. Business cycles are caused by *greed* on E-gold Owners Plead Guilty To Money Laundering · · Score: 1

    Fixed that for you.

  19. Caveat poster on Social Networking Sites Becoming Useful For Lawyers · · Score: 1

    If you think posting photos of yourself vomiting over the cat on MyFace/SpaceBook is a good idea, don't whine if your future employer disagrees with you.

    (Perhaps you know you're getting old when creating a "Who gives a shit?" macro is a useful time-saving device.)

  20. Re:This may all end in tears... on Second Life Faces Open Source Challenges · · Score: 1

    I think you'll find the more likely scenario is Linden Labs will stand up a special server, b-ark.secondlife.com, for both users that want an "undesirable"-free SL experience and the rest of the population can get on with whatever it was they were doing.

    For all the media hype about flying penises and furry sex, you have to go out of your way to actually find any. Maybe if you stopped searching for "BDSM" and "Dolcett" (whatever that is - an Italian motor scooter?), the "problem" would solve itself.

  21. Re:Decadence on Nasa Details Shuttle's Retirement · · Score: 1

    One of the space documentaries on Discovery recently had footage of an Apollo veteran saying exactly that, and that after the moon landings it drove them nuts to work on Skylab.

    Newsflash: Science "boring", unglamourous. Film at 11.

  22. Re:Perfect Strangers ? on Why Microsoft Is Chasing Yahoo · · Score: 1

    Try AdBlock Plus (with or without FilterSet.G).

    You soon forget how bloody annoying the Internet has become until you're forced to use a browser without it installed.

  23. Re:Hopelessly confused about a "single photon" on Simple Mod Turns Diodes Into Photon Counters · · Score: 1

    Believe it or not, "a single photon" isn't as small of an amount of light as you'd think.

    Oh? Is there a smaller amount of light than a single photon?

  24. Re:Like comparing rust to steel on 550 Metric Tons of Uranium Removed From Iraq · · Score: 1

    ...though making a high quality steel tool from rust is significantly easier than making a weapon from yellowcake.

    I dunno, 550 tonnes of yellowcake in barrels - all you need is a giant gorilla and you're set.

  25. Re:HaHa on ICANN Loses Control of Its Own Domain Names · · Score: 0, Redundant

    -1 Redundant?! At time of writing there were 5 comments, none of which were like the parent post. Ergo, not redundant.

    Metamoderate this moderator down.