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  1. Re:Money talks on Some Developers Leaving Google For Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Apparently Microsoft's chief software architect left recently. Coincidence?

  2. Re:Ahem on Google Begat the End of the Scientific Method? · · Score: 1

    For example, data is now "paradigm agnostic". Seriously, wtf?
    Bingo!
  3. Re:The Amazing Karnak on Google Sued for $1B Over Outlook Migration Tool · · Score: 1

    What were the "two words".

    I'm guessing the second word is "SCO", and the first is unprintable. "Litigious bastards" also works.

  4. Re:The WH's boss is still we the people you know on White House Refused To Open Unwelcome EPA E-Mail · · Score: 1

    If it was so important, why was it sent as an email - particularly to an administration known to "lose" the odd million or five?

  5. Re:The explanation is obvious on Terminal Chaos · · Score: 1

    Finally a thread where a car analogy actually makes sense, and you go and make an Internet analogy.
    Yes, but in London, the rail system really is a bunch of Tubes.
  6. Re:So will Obama be there? on Dodd, Feingold To Try and Filibuster Immunity Bill · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dammit man, there are more than two candidates for President!!!!!

    Don't tell me Hillary Clinton is still at it... "It's just a flesh wound!"

  7. Re:Doesn't Exist. on Artist/Astronomer Exhibits Photos Of Spy Satellites · · Score: 1

    Really, there is nothing to see here. All of the photos I looked at (before I got bored) were just streaks in the sky - whoopee.

  8. Re:Virtual Computing. on Via Debuts Mini-ITX 2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    meh, excuse me... I just found it amusing... "VIA Debuts Mini-ITX 2.0"... and its just some 30 minute 3D model...

    "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor - not an electrical engineer!"

  9. Re:The next step on Register, Others Call Plagiarism in "Limbo of the Lost" Game · · Score: 1

    "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca resembles an eight-foot tall hairy creature in 'Limbo of the Lost'. Now think about it; that does not make sense!' (With apologies to South Park.)

  10. Tea on All Your Coffee Are Belong To Us · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whatever you do, don't ask it for a cup of tea while it's connected to the Internet. "Share and enjoy."

  11. Re:What will interest me is on Wine 1.0 — Uncorked After 15 Years · · Score: 1

    "Designed for Windows XP and Wine 1.0" would be better.

  12. Re:Try running a business on US Court Disconnects Canadian Domain Name Scammers · · Score: 1

    That works fine if you're paying your dozen monthly personal bills sent to your home.

    I don't pay mine - problem sol
    NO CARRIER

  13. Re:20 kg? on Bezos Buries Patent Office in Paper · · Score: 1

    I got the same figure (4008.33734), but Google couldn't tell me how many Libraries of Congress that was.

  14. Re:Oh Crap! on Nuclear Warhead Blueprints On Smugglers' Computers · · Score: 1

    I'm well aware of that "dumbass". The point I was making is the US didn't fund the Taliban during the Russian invasion. Your rant about what happened after the Russians withdrew is irrelevant to that point. Troll much?

  15. Re:Oh Crap! on Nuclear Warhead Blueprints On Smugglers' Computers · · Score: 1

    Do we really want a country [that] ... has a long history of providing arms to nations/factions it later fights ... Taleban against the Russians

    Not Taliban - Mujahideen (a loose group of Afghan warlords and fighters.) The Taliban arose later with support from Pakistan.

  16. Re:It's worth every penny on Denon's $499 Ethernet Cable · · Score: 1

    ...until your cat chews through it.

    That's nothing; try rabbits. I've seen photos of what happens when a rabbit gets to play in a server room; it's not pretty. (The rabbit won.)

  17. Re:Running cars on water? on Japanese Company Says Laws of Physics Don't Apply — to Cars · · Score: 1

    What idiot modded the parent a troll?

    Irony: asking which Slashdot moderator is an idiot.

  18. Re:I'd send it into the sun for one last splash on Groundbreaking Solar Mission Faces Chilly Death · · Score: 4, Informative

    It doesn't carry anywhere near enough fuel for a sun dive.

    Most of the energy to get into its current orbit came from its PAM-S and IUS solid rocket boosters, with Jupiter kicking it out of the ecliptic. Until New Horizons was launched recently, Ulysses was the fastest ever artificially-accelerated object - that's how much energy we're talking about. Ulysses started out with 33.5kg of hydrazine maneuvering fuel, and was down to 8.4kg in May 2002. In a nutshell, you could use up all of the remaining fuel and not get anywhere near the Sun (perhelion distance is around 1 AU.)

  19. Re:Red team, but not... on The Red Team Wins · · Score: 1

    Red shirts!

    Only if you don't have a last name.

  20. Re:you can burn in any code on Microchips With Multiple "Selves" · · Score: 1

    The grandparent is correct: writing to a ((E)E)PROM stores data into read-only memory. You can only write to (E)EPROMs in a device if the circuitry to do so is included. EEPROMs are convenient, but otherwise no different to EPROMs in this respect.

  21. Re:Sounds pretty pointless on Real Racing In the Virtual World · · Score: 1

    I would say yes, otherwise they would have stuck their logo on a billboard for considerably less money and risk.

  22. Re:Predicted probe results: on NASA Plans Probe to the Sun · · Score: 1

    Forget the philosophy - does it have oil?

  23. Re:But they were blue!?!?! on Study Links Storm Botnet's Growth To Illegal Drugs · · Score: 1

    Didn't you learn anything from The Matrix? Take the red pill, not the blue pill.

  24. Re:Good Grief! on Ionospheric Interference With GPS Signals · · Score: 1

    "a lot of people here think that Roland is neither intelligent enough nor qualified to be making /. submissions at all" - fixed that for you (unless you are a sneaky Roland fan exploiting a double negative.)

  25. Re:hurrah! on ISO Puts OOXML On Hold · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Microsoft can just embrace, extend and extinguish the domino effect." There, fixed that for you.