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  1. Re:Yes, but... on The Logic Behind Metric Paper Sizes · · Score: 1

    I'm just trying to quantify my aesthetic objection to skinnier paper...

    Who wants fat paper?

    Being used to A4, I found US Letter paper to be unattractively squat, and US Legal too long to be practical. A4 sits nicely between the two sizes; the difference in width is much less noticable than the difference in length.

  2. Re:Support ? on Swedish Carbon-Fiber Stealth Ship Runs NT · · Score: 1

    Now you know why some computers are referred to as "boat anchors".

  3. Re:Always a good time to buy a computer on Slashback: XPiracy, Panel, Gentoo · · Score: 1

    Today is a good day to buy yesterday's computer - unless you like getting gouged for bleeding edge components, of course.

  4. Re:Uh huh... on de Icaza: Rest of World Will Force US Into Linux · · Score: 1

    Is this really an "US and them" issue?

    I'm afraid so. I've visited the USA a few times with work. On the TV ads for one of the newspapers, "US Today", they pronounce it "us today" not "yew ess today". My irritated retort was: "No, it's You Today, not me."

  5. Red mercury? on The Controversy of a Potential Hafnium Bomb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    These (rather dubious) claims sound awfully like those attributed to red mercury, a mysterious (and probably mythical) powerful explosive substance. Note point 5 in the linked document, which suggests that "red mercury" may be a codeword for some kind of new nuclear material.

    </tinfoil hat>

  6. Re:Please... kill me now on Record Labels Push for iTunes Price Hike · · Score: 2, Funny

    "... the newest, most hyped garbage ..."
    Garbage is one of the few bands I'm prepared to pay new CD prices for! ;-)

  7. In other news... on Projected 'Average' Longhorn System Is A Whopper · · Score: 1

    ... Microsoft's forthcoming "Longhorn" release of the Windows operating system has been delayed until 2020 when the required hardware becomes available.

  8. Re:City sized? on City-Sized Asteroid to Pass Earth This Fall · · Score: 1

    Six centuries is an awfully short time, and maybe encouraging space programs and building stations outside of Earth is probably a good idea.

    Six centuries is long enough for me...
    That's the problem with kids today (and tomorrow) - they expect everything handed to them on a plate.
    Let 'em sweat it for a few centuries; it'll give them something to do apart from polishing their flying cars.
    [tongue firmly in cheek]

  9. Re:No firewall? on TheOpenCD 1.4 Released · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I tried it for a while, but its habit of downloading the entire multi-megabyte package every time there was a signature update was annoying (for dial-up users...)

    I've since switched to AVG Free Edition Which also works great and has regular incremental updates.

  10. OpenNet, Open Source on U.S. Gov Agency Blunders With Keyword Blacklist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nice to see that the browser screenshots are Mozilla with the Modern theme instead of Internet Explorer.

  11. Re:Some uses for this... on Laser Vision Offers New Insights · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd like a subtitle application. A smart application analyses voices and sends subtitles only I can see.

    "He's lying."


    LIAR.
    HE'S A LIAR.
    HE'LL RAPE YOU.
    HE'LL KILL.
    YOU KILL HIM FIRST.

    ("Blood", X-Files season 2 episode 3.)

  12. Re:So..... on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1

    The answer is clearly "university students", so the real question is "Which fraternity pulled off this prank of the millenium?"

  13. Moving target on Legoland Introduces Wi-Fi Tracking for Kids · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unless little Wally realises they are lost and has been reduced to tears, knowing where they are this instant will be useful for only a few seconds. I'm sure the mobile phone company is gleefully aware of this.

    Why not fit the rugrats with something like those electric dog collars? If their squeals exceed X decibels or they move more than Y metres from their parent, they receive a little reminder from the collar... >:-)

  14. Re:No, that was a pelican and not a seagull on OO.org Selects Its Own Sea Bird · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Ironically, while Nigel had an Australian accent, he certainly wasn't an Australian Pelican.
    Apart from the orange bill, he's almost certainly an American Brown Pelican.

  15. Dead cat bounce on IBM Subpoenas Several Companies in SCO Case · · Score: 1

    SCO is rapidly using up their nine lives; even if they have now ceased to be, their stock price is still subject to dead cat bounces.
    This will probably continue to rebound until they get really on the nose, and finally end with a splat.

  16. Unfortunately... on Satellites Show That Earth Has a Fever · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately for us, if satellites can more precisely measure this rise of the Earth's temperature, they cannot cure this fever.

    Umm, make sure that the satellites cannot precisely measure the rise so that they can cure the fever? (With apologies to Heisenberg.)

  17. Re:What about the 'rest of world' category? on The Lyrids Are Coming! · · Score: 3, Informative

    Southern hemisphere won't see anything

    Really? We've got the Pi-Puppids plus a circumpolar "bright" comet, C/2001 Q4 (NEAT).

    Also, the Lyrids are not the first meteor shower of the year; the first of several showers before the Lyrids are the Quadrantids. Downunder, but not left out...

  18. Re:Decisions, decisions... on New Darth Vader Costume Revealed in upcoming DVDs · · Score: 1

    Since Darth's new (old) outfit is a crotchless design (from the conception scene, where Anakin shows Amidala his "light saber"), you're probably better off with the TRON costume. There's nothing worse than losing your bails in a stumping.

  19. Up, up, up... on Insuring Linux, Thanks to SCO · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Great, now I've got the Crimson Permanent Assurance song playing in my head...

  20. "More Balls Through Windows"?! on Linux on the Desktop: More Balls Through Windows · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've read the article, but I still don't understand how using Windows will give me more balls.

  21. If it doesn't work... on Finding Yourself With Photo Recognition · · Score: 1

    Take your phone, and throw it through the window on the nearest building. A helpful member of the police will arrive shortly to give you directions, possibly starting from the local police station.

  22. Re:QD on N-Gage QD - Nokia's Answer To The Critics? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not with a bang but a whimper etc etc

    It's a Nokia, so it may well go off with a bang.

  23. Re:Volcano Experts? on Technology Spontaneously Combusts In Sicily · · Score: 1

    ...Colored markings on the street indicate the presence of volcano experts...

    ... who, having decided that a volcano isn't to blame after all, have taken up warchalking instead to keep themselves amused.

  24. Re:The title will be on Star Wars Episode 3 Release Date Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or link it to another successful(?) franchise:
    Star Wars Episode III: The Search For Plot.

  25. Damn... on Scifi Channel to Make Ringworld Miniseries · · Score: 1

    For a moment there, I thought it said "Discworld".