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  1. Re:Aaron Sorkin should get a kickback... on Obama Unveils Major Climate Change Proposal · · Score: 1

    "White House Resolution 455"

    I found "White House Resolution 451" more interesting . . . this proposed burning all the books in the Library of Congress to generate electricity.

  2. Re:Obama should do a fact check... on Obama Unveils Major Climate Change Proposal · · Score: 1

    Just because Manhattan isn't underwater doesn't mean we don't measure and observe it.

    Manhattan will never be under water. Wall Street will always get yet another bailout.

  3. Re:Slashvertising on Uber Invests $1 Billion In Indian Market · · Score: 1, Funny

    500 Quatloos on the Übercomers!

    Unfortunately, no one here is old enough to get that joke . . .

  4. Re:How big is a "solar panel"? on Clinton Promises 500 Million New Solar Panels · · Score: 1

    I'm kind of wondering where they would all go.

    If each panel was a square meter, that's 193 square miles of solar panels.

    Hillary is talking about solar panels from Solyndra. They take up very little space . . . because they don't exist at all.

    Instead of making promises about the number of solar panels, Hillary should be talking about how much power will be produced by them. In relation to how much power that comes from other sources.

  5. Re:Yep on Don't Bring Your Drone To New Zealand · · Score: 3, Informative

    In California recently, firefighting aircraft were grounded due to a bunch of "Dorks with Drones" that were flying haphazardly over the fire. Just check Google News with "California fire drone".

  6. Knights who say "Ni" on Secret Service Agents Stake Out the Ugliest Corners of the Internet · · Score: 0

    Well, now you've done it. You've attracted attention from the Secretive Service by using the words "Obama" and "assassinate".

    Wait, I used them . . . !

  7. Re:Artifical fat flavor. on Scientists Identify Sixth Taste: Fat · · Score: 1

    Bacon Mountain Dew

    I'd drown in it.

  8. Re:Mishandling Sensitive Material? on Criminal Inquiry Sought Over Hillary Clinton's Personal Email Server · · Score: 1

    Clinton wasn't hacked

    And just how do you know that for sure? Serious, professional government intelligence services don't brag about successful hacking by posting about it on Facebook. Only kiddies do that.

    So we have no way of knowing if Hilary had any top secret (or above!) information on that mail server, or if it made it into the hands of the intelligence services of foreign, hostile governments.

  9. Re: It depends on who is in charge on Criminal Inquiry Sought Over Hillary Clinton's Personal Email Server · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about Al Haig? I thought he was in charge

    He thought he was in charge, too. And he said so.

    But he wasn't.

  10. "Ignites Controversy" . . . ? on Four-legged Snake Fossil Stuns Scientists, Ignites Controversy · · Score: 5, Funny

    So it could breathe fire, as well? It sounds like they have not found a snake, but a fire-breathing dragon!

  11. Re:Drug use should be mandatory on Pro Gamers To Be Tested For Doping · · Score: 1

    I would find sports in general much more exciting if drug use were mandatory.

    Hmmm . . . The phrase "Criminal Drug Evasion" pops into my mind . . . THX-1138

  12. Re:Honey price on The Science and Politics Behind Colony Collapse Disorder; Is the Crisis Over? · · Score: 5, Funny

    World honey prices, like world diamond prices, are kept artificially high by a South African monopoly. For diamonds, the monopoly company is called de Beers. For honey, the monopoly company is called de Bees.

    Tip the veal, try the waitress . . .

  13. Re:Redirecting 127.0.0.1 on Universal Pictures Wants To Remove Localhost and IMDB Pages From Google Results · · Score: 2

    I think the whole 192.168.X.X net should be taken down. I've noticed a lot of suspicious activity there . . .

  14. Re:Slashdotters on Astronauts' Skin Gets Thinner In Space, Scientists Say · · Score: 2

    I don't think that's a very good idea. If Slashdotters already have thin skin, in space, we will end up with no skin at all. Then we would look very creepy.

    But then again, we probably look very creepy to with skin anyway.

  15. Re:MASS spectrometry? on Pocket SCiO Spectrometer Sends Chemical Composition of Anything To Smartphones · · Score: 1

    Surely this device has nothing whatsoever to do with a mass-spec?

    It doesn't matter. Package it up to look like a Star Trek Tricorder, and sell them at Star Trek conventions. They will be an instant hit. Trekkies will have a hoot and a half running around scanning each other.

    Maybe I should buy a whistle and re-badge it as a "sonic screwdriver"?

    That would sell well at Dr. Who conventions. Maybe Vikorinox could bring out a Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver Swiss Army Knife . . . ?

  16. Re:I don't care on The Mystery of Acupuncture Partly Explained In Rat Study · · Score: 0

    There are better ways to relax than sticking me full of needles.

    I dunno. I'm thinking that acupuncture is kinda sorta an S&M type thing. The "S" folks relax by sticking needles into other folks. The "M" folks relax by getting needles stuck into them.

    Not my scene, but if it works for both, it sounds like a Win/Win situation.

    Does Obamacare cover acupuncture? If so, the government might be sponsoring sexual S&M hanky-panky . . . I'd pay mucho dollares to see the US presidential candidates comment on this. It would be a hoot and a half!

  17. Re:Big deal on Meet "London," Marshall's First Android Smartphone · · Score: 0

    . . . but does it come with Monster Cables . . . ? Audiophiles really can hear the difference, even if it is only in their own minds . . .

  18. Re:morbid story is morbid on Calculating the Truck-Factor of Popular Open Source Projects · · Score: 1

    You may not want to think about it, but you are going to die sometime. That's it. A lot of people are afraid of death. I have no fear of death, because I know it is inevitable. The philosopher Thomas Nagel wrote in his work "Mortal Questions" that death, was a part of living. So you should view death as "completing the totality of your existence".

    Maybe a better example for nerds, I'm watching "Space:1999" right now on broadcast TV . . . dubbed in German! Anyway, for some reason, a planet of folks become immortal. They have some kind of cell regeneration that makes them live forever. Their society degenerates and becomes corrupt. Because death gives life a meaning. Without the thought of death, living has no meaning.

    These morbid jokes about Truck Factor or Bus Factor in no means devalue the worth of life. They are simply us looking into the future, and tapping on a subject, that most of us would rather avoid thinking about.

  19. Re:fly ON the mission? on NASA Names Its Astronauts For the First Dragon and CST-100 Flights · · Score: 2

    Hey, cut these folks some slack. They are darned brave individuals, who fly on birth flights of new space technology. It's "The Right Stuff" . . . um, stuff.

    I'll buy any one of them a beer any day . . . and throw in dinner, as well.

    I wish them the best of luck on their flights!

  20. Re:Huh? on The College Majors Most Likely To Marry Each Other · · Score: 1

    . . . and soon we'll have captains marrying captains, lieutenants marrying lieutenants, sergeants marrying sergeants . . .

    It will be marriage, all the way down.

  21. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on An Organic Computer Using Four Wired-Together Rat Brains · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This was covered in a 70's horror filmed called "Willard": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Oh, you just can't beat those classics . . .

  22. CEO out because of bad decision . . . ? on Intel's Software Chief Out; Botched McAfee Deal To Blame? · · Score: 2

    That would be new one. Usually when an executive makes a bad decision, the executive responds by laying off a bunch of little folks.

  23. Re:Fuck That! on Han Solo To Get His Own Star Wars Movie Prequel · · Score: 1

    So, wait . . . does this new movie have a line where Han Solo says to Jar Jar, "I am your father" . . . ?

    Or is it the other way around, and Jar Jar says to Han Solo, "I am your father" . . . ?

    I guess there still are a lot of plot twists and storyline shifts that they can milk out of this franchise.

  24. Re:Drives me nuts on A Real-Time Map of All the Objects In Earth's Orbit · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid, all we had for visualizations was a milk carton and a candle.

    Luxury! When I was a lad, we lived in a milk carton by the side of the road.

    With no candle, either!

  25. Re:Giant robots? on Japanese and US Piloted Robots To Brawl For National Pride · · Score: 1

    When I was a lad, living in a paper bag at the side of the road, this was the real deal concerning Giant Robots: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    . . . in the US, this was aired on UHF TV stations as: Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot.