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  1. The real culprit for Russian failures is ... on Russian Official Implies Foul Play In Mars Probe Failure · · Score: 1

    Marvin the Martian, of course!

  2. To make the whole thing more efficient ... on The Bosses Do Everything Better (or So They Think) · · Score: 2

    code in assembly language. And remember the rule: NO COMMENTS. Comments are for sissies.

  3. I remember quite a few pizza parties ... on IBM Granted Your-Paychecks-Are-What-You-Eat Patent · · Score: 2

    when I was working for IBM/Lotus division.

    Now I know why my paycheck wasn't that great.

    PPJ.

  4. why did chicken tweet across a cloud? on Forget an Essay; Earn a Scholarship With a Tweet · · Score: 1

    to get its bachelor degree!

  5. Re:Satire is dead on Mexican Gov't Shuts Down Zetas' Secret Cell Network · · Score: 1

    That's what called "Life imitates art".

  6. Me thinks NASA should subcontract Zeta ... on Mexican Gov't Shuts Down Zetas' Secret Cell Network · · Score: 1

    to plan for Mars expedition. I bet that will be the most efficient plan.

    PPJ.

  7. Drone shoots free-roaming chicken. on Civilian Use of Drone Aircraft May Soon Fly In the US · · Score: 1

    More news at 11.

  8. Imagine you order a razor fish on Restaurants Plan DNA-Certified Seafood Program · · Score: 1

    and they serve you a sponge monkey!

  9. I tihink I saw something like that in Dilbert. on The Weight of an e-Book · · Score: 1

    Dilbert tells PHB erasing the drive will make it lighter, because 1's are heavier than 0's, or something like that. Not sure I agree with Dilbert. 1 is thinner than 0, so 1 should be lighter.

    PPJ.

  10. Uturuncu ... isn't that on In Bolivia, a Supervolcano Is Rising · · Score: 1

    yet another Ubuntu derivative?

  11. I can't tell 0 and O and 1 and l apart ... on Samsung Lawyer Fails To Differentiate iPad and Galaxy Tab In Court · · Score: 1

    and I did lots of machine-level coding. :-(

  12. HP read to recovery. on HP Begins Laying Off WebOS Developers, Potentially Firing CEO · · Score: 1

    1.Do something stupid, like what they just did, watch the stocks go down.. Buy.

    2. Spread the rumors of firing CEO, watch the stocks go up. Sell.

    3. Profits!

  13. hasn't the fact that the heavy metal rockers ... on Modern Humans Bred With Evolutionary Predecessors In Africa · · Score: 1

    trace their ancestry to Neanderthals been already established?

  14. Please explain. on Ballmer Hints At 'Metro-ization' of Office · · Score: 1

    From what I've been hearing and seeing, it seems like the current built of Metro interface is heavily skewed toward touch-screen based interaction. As to keyboard and mouse input, it's harder to use than Windows 7 GUI. As I type this message, I sit in front of laptop, using keyboard and mouse and external monitor, in fact I can't even reach that monitor with my hand. And I believe most of the people using laptops, even without external monitors, would agree that the keyboard and mouse
    (or touchpad or trackpoint) is preferred way to input. Touchscreen belongs to iPad-like devices and tablets. So what does Microsoft is hoping to achieve? That with Metro people will start buying tablets/convertibles, as an opposite to having two separate devices, laptop and, say, iPad? I have my doubts. And, in any case, I use Windows primarily because of the number of applications available for it (and for hardware compatibility as well). Lots of legacy applications, all are keyboard/mouse type of input oriented. So what's going to happen when Windows 8 appears? I just hope that by the time (at least) beta version is available, the traditional keyboard/mouse interface will be on the same level as it is in Windows 7. If not, IMHO, Microsoft will be shooting itself in foot.

  15. Imagine Beowulf of those! on Ask Slashdot: Best Use For a New Supercomputing Cluster? · · Score: 1

    Come on, folks. Is that Slashdot or what?

  16. What to do with widespread suckage. on Kevin Kelly Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    Step 1. Drop your Wired subscription.

  17. Or may be ... on NASA Reveals New Images of Apollo Landing Sites · · Score: 1

    NASA simply upgraded its Photoshop version.

  18. New business plan on Russia Wanted To Shut YouTube Down For Piracy · · Score: 1

    1. Offer pirated Russian movies.
    2. ???
    3. Profits!

  19. All stockholders are terrorists! on Paying Hacker Extortion · · Score: 1

    Death to Capitalist Pigs! Long life to Comrade Avakian!

  20. translation is the art on Kurzweil: Human-Level Machine Translation By 2029 · · Score: 1

    of mapping one culture to another. machine knows nothing about that. you can load all the databases in the world, but what machine lacks: immersion in the culture, being part of it, have the attitude about it, system of values, so to speak.

    The stuff Kurzweil says, well, it's meaningless He's a great inventor, yes, no one argues about that. But the *big picture* he's trying to promote - well, it's mostly about promoting himself.

  21. The end of the world will happen ... on CERN Ups Antimatter Confinement Record to 15+ Minutes · · Score: 1

    when they manage to synthesize Anti-Christ for more than a few seconds.

  22. And then those people complain about the USA ... on France Bans Facebook and Twitter From Radio and TV · · Score: 1

    outlawing the "french fries".

  23. Solidarity begins at home. on Creator of China's Great Firewall Pelted With Shoes · · Score: 1

    All big governments (no exception) are always tempted to "protect the citizens against the bad influences", one way or another. How we're doing on the home front? Not so good, I guess.

  24. never underestimate a bandwidth of one horse ... on Internet Could Mean End of "Snow Days" · · Score: 1

    loaded with papyrus scrolls.

  25. Would make a great headline for The Onion: on Mini Drone Detects Breathing and Motion · · Score: 2

    mini drone detects breathing and motion, kills puppy.