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  1. Re:For that matter... on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 1

    Legalized drug industries seem to be able to lobby effectively against most efforts to put more information on their labels. Only the baccy industry has had to make significant concessions. IAASBD (I am a smoking beer drinker) , but I wonder why the physiological effects of drinking don't appear on bottles in a similar way to cigarettes.

  2. Re:Beer is likely a drug by the FDA's definition on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 1

    Though it may affect your educational performance (read spelling)

  3. Re:For that matter... on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry to break it to you, buddy:
    It's the same reason cigarettes don't have ingredients on them.

  4. Re:Mmmm....beer... on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh yea, beer is just mostly empty carbs. Almost no nutritional value. At best, I'd put it down in the same category as 'snack food'.

    Not sure where you are from, but in Australia, beer seems to put back in all the things beer leaches from my body - carbs, vitamins, essential minerals... and if you can combine it with greasy food, you have basically completely reversed any ill effects from the night before, come out ahead, and got the girl (even if she isn't so pretty now)...

    Sorry about that rant. It's 1am and I just got home from the pub. Um, I look at this in the morning and maybe clarify a few things...

    Cheers, mate!

  5. Re:silver lining on The RIAA Hit List - A Pattern Emerges? · · Score: 1

    Damn! You have taken one of my favourite Don Martin cartoon sounds and perverted it.

    Then again, I imagine you with big eyes, hair sticking out the side of your head, and big feet that fold in the middle.

    Gronk that in your Potrzebie!

  6. Cheap as chips on Titania Nanotubes for Hydrogen Sensors? · · Score: 1

    Particle collider cheap, or hamburger and chips cheap?

  7. Re:"MSWL Olmec PBEM Soccer Game GPL'ed!!" on MSWL Olmec PBEM Soccer Game GPL'ed · · Score: 1

    MicroSoft Windows Luser Overuses Liquid Masturbation Endocrinal Cream, Probably Because Everyone Makes Stupid Overrated Comments. Ever-Riled Geeks Argue Madly Everytime Gate's Poofy Languages're Ever Discussed.

  8. Re:a MUSICAL exercise and a question about ADHD on How Do You Get Work Done? · · Score: 1

    If a computer programmer plays around on a guitar, would it be called "hacking a gibson?"

  9. This guy's passion is infectious! on X-Plane - An Obsession For Realism · · Score: 1

    The first rants full of CAPS I have read that I didn't notice the CAPS. It just reeks of excitement.

    MARS! FRIGGIN MARS!

    The SPACE SHUTTLE! It's a FRIGGIN GLIDER!

  10. Oh. My. God. on X-Plane - An Obsession For Realism · · Score: 3, Funny

    The screenshots are unbelievable! Look at the little people!

  11. Re:Obsession is simple. on X-Plane - An Obsession For Realism · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm just waiting for the cybernetic implants which allow simulations indistinguishable from reality

    Not sure how to break this to you buddy, but you're already in one. For extra realism, the cybernetic implants' simulations seamlessly texture map flesh colours over their shiny metal.

    You want proof? I'll give you proof. Half the shit you read in the newspapers could not possibly be happening. Democratic nations giving up their own freedoms to fight tyranny. It's a joke! You know programmers' quirky senses of humour? There's your proof. If only I can find the "Off" switch....

    (quick note to you grammar nazis ha-ha fuck you! find the wrong use of an apostrophe in this!)

  12. Re:Who needs the Internet? on Saving the Net · · Score: 1

    I'd imagine common AOL users do not often find themselves wrapped in sarcasm.

  13. Re:True Names on The RIAA's Hit List Named · · Score: 1

    Not really, because I'm sure my spam is not coming from the True Names(tm) that it says it is.

  14. Similar to Michael Moore's point... on Microsoft's Patent Problem · · Score: 1

    In Stupid White Men, he prays for those in power to afflicted with ills and disease, because nothing reforms legislation like the stricken rich. This applies equally here.

  15. Re:Clarification on Wozniak Unveils WozNet · · Score: 1

    Thank you for not feeding the "bad parent" trolls. 24/7 parenting get discussed in threads from time to time. When I was a kid (about 4-7), Mum and Dad used to let me play unsupervised in a tip. It was cool fun, and I never even considered what I was climbing over. I supposed they figured that it was enough that I had my tetanus shots up to date. Anyway, this was before bike helmets were made law, too. I do wonder whether mediafear/advertising/greedcorps are driving parents to unnecessarily protect their children with _products_. On the other hand, I wouldn't want to be the parent who shunned these things, and then lose my child, only to be told I wouldn't have if I had purchased X. Arrrgh! I feel for you.

  16. Re:Poor Sperm Whales on Slashback: Benchmarks, Sobig, Blob · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Japanese call them Bukake Whales.

  17. HURD Kernel? on TRON: The Unknown Open-Source? · · Score: 1

    Mr Stallman, your kernel is ready. It's been ready for *cough* twenty years.

  18. Re:Call me paranoid... OK on Robot Balloon Escapes In Britain · · Score: 1

    All righty, gloves off.

    American girls are cute until all the fried food catches up and they expand (much in the manner of robot balloons)

    Australian girls are cute until they go wrinkly like a raisin from too much sun.

    Euro girls frequently have body hair in the wrong places.

    Asian girls are often gorgeous of course,

    But your British girls are actually something of a high point of world femininity in my reasonable experience, and they age much better than most..

  19. Quote of the day... on Details of Linux-in-Munich Deal Revealed · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft came too late...Psychologically it was not good"

    Maybe that would be news for (some) nerds :)

  20. Re:Decisions, decisions on Want 12Mbits/sec for $21? Move to Japan. · · Score: 1

    Has anyone done a survey of what languages are used in which countries based on the people's ability to actually pronounce the languages' names?

    I mean, Looby and Pighton sound silly, but I guess so does Haskerrr, Vishyuar C Pruss Pruss and Purr.

    Using Apache might be OK, but with MySQR on Rinarks?

    (Before you do-gooding racism witch-hunters get on my tail...
    Taking the piss out of the way people say things is not racist, so piss off and take a rong harld rook at yourlsefs. )

  21. Re:Did they fix the spell check on OpenOffice 1.1 RC 1 Released · · Score: 1

    I thought it was a bug when the Canadian English autospellchecking changed all my "about"s to "aboot" until I watched South Park.

  22. Re:Big Deal on In Pursuit Of A Spammer · · Score: 1

    Let this be your inspiration:

    http://deekoo.net/peeves/spam/spammers/premiere/

    followed by:

    http://deekoo.net/peeves/spam/spammers/premiere/ af termath/

  23. Kinda changes the meaning... on Gaming Site Reviews.. Real Life? · · Score: 0

    of yelling "AWP! OMFG! Camping Faggot!"

    In real life, the scouting movement won the right to eliminate them from their guild.

  24. Re:No really! on GPS Slowly Changing How Things Are Done · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Merkin lingo?" I didn't know fake pubic hair could talk.
    Click here for definition

  25. Re:D'OH! on Marriage May Tame Genius · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, all RIAA have to do is get us all girls.

    (Are you listening you bastards?)