If anyone else was confused by the appearance of the "Advertising Standards Authority", it should be pointed out that this all occurred in South Africa, and not in the United Corporations of America.
America, naturally, would never CONSIDER such an insightful group.
If they do decay, and they're so inexpensive that they are disposable, how recyclable are they? We've got landfills full of dead computer parts already and don't need to encourage it.
Slashdot can provide the monkeys and gas. Unfortunately the gas-emitting monkeys will be left to either public transportation or begging the keys from their simian parents.
One thing you are missing, barspin. If they did send/. a laptop for review, you KNOW that they'd post a story about it at LEAST twice. Call it the Taco 2 for 1 special.
They'd better not stop at my house first, cuz I'll blow smokerings in their bug-eyed grey faces, too. Hell, I don't even smoke. But I keep a pack of cigs right next to the door for just that type of emergency.
The Mormon's have already condemned me to Hell, so I might as well take the planet with me for company.
Easily handled. Just go into your preferences and filter him out. Maybe if enough people filter him out the same thing will happen to Michael as what happened to Katz. He just ceased to exist.
I really wouldn't worry about the RIAA here - more likely is the FCC who dictates frequency spectrum allocation, but the transmitting range should be short enough to satisfy their requirements.
Shouldn't be a problem. There are already a bunch of CD changers that broadcast to your car FM radio to avoid having to make a physical connection between the changer and the deck.
At forty grand a year, do you REALLY think that they can afford a supermodel girlfriend and/or a heroin habit? Hell no! It's all they can do to afford the pierced skank and her antibiotics, and MAYBE a taste for Diet Rite soda.
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If anyone else was confused by the appearance of the "Advertising Standards Authority", it should be pointed out that this all occurred in South Africa, and not in the United Corporations of America.
America, naturally, would never CONSIDER such an insightful group.
If they do decay, and they're so inexpensive that they are disposable, how recyclable are they? We've got landfills full of dead computer parts already and don't need to encourage it.
Five years is nothing. How long has beige owned the PC market?
Eleven Million Pounds??? Damn, no wonder his back hurts! That's a lotta fat to get into that Spandex.
Slashdot can provide the monkeys and gas. Unfortunately the gas-emitting monkeys will be left to either public transportation or begging the keys from their simian parents.
Why are you doubting them? It's on /. now, and that's all the proof that I need.
Wacky Willie's. Never know what you'll find there, but just reading the humorous shelf tags is worth the trip. NW Portland.
One thing you are missing, barspin. If they did send /. a laptop for review, you KNOW that they'd post a story about it at LEAST twice. Call it the Taco 2 for 1 special.
We all know about your addiction. I see your user name posting all the time on Slashdot. You really should get a life.
They'd better not stop at my house first, cuz I'll blow smokerings in their bug-eyed grey faces, too. Hell, I don't even smoke. But I keep a pack of cigs right next to the door for just that type of emergency.
The Mormon's have already condemned me to Hell, so I might as well take the planet with me for company.
Sorry, but I'd rather read it to you over the phone.
Damn you, like I needed a freaking Peaches and Herb song going through my head. It wouldn't be so bad if the voices weren't singing along...
"Anyone with a title like that is likely to be on the receiving end of sexual advances more adventurous than most of us."
Like that's saying much. *sigh*
Four hundred dollar car? When did ATI start reproducing the Pinto?
Easily handled. Just go into your preferences and filter him out. Maybe if enough people filter him out the same thing will happen to Michael as what happened to Katz. He just ceased to exist.
"With all my gay little files from when I was 12 years old. 16-color porn, anyone?"
"Mister Pilferer, a Mister Townsend is on line 2 for you, sir."
3. ??? 4. Profit???
Open Office for Windows reads .doc files just fine.
"Baby Bells Promise Broadband Stagnation"
So glad to hear that they have finally found a promise they can keep. They've missed two DSL install dates so far at my place.
" It was world famous when the probe was launched, because it was mankind's first attempt to communicate [planetary.org] beyond the solar system."
Minor factual error. We sent William Shatner, Leonard Nemoy, and many others out a few years before Pioneer 10.
No, but some of the guys will have some nice breasts.
For the extra three, I'm assuming.
I really wouldn't worry about the RIAA here - more likely is the FCC who dictates frequency spectrum allocation, but the transmitting range should be short enough to satisfy their requirements.
Shouldn't be a problem. There are already a bunch of CD changers that broadcast to your car FM radio to avoid having to make a physical connection between the changer and the deck.
At forty grand a year, do you REALLY think that they can afford a supermodel girlfriend and/or a heroin habit? Hell no! It's all they can do to afford the pierced skank and her antibiotics, and MAYBE a taste for Diet Rite soda.
I was sitting here scratching my head thinking "They had Unreal for the Atari 2600?"